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*ADVENTURE TIME ♪
Title: "The Empress Eyes"

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*ADVENTURE TIME ♪
Season 07 Episode 09

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Una...

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Unacceptable.

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Mm...
Un-unacceptable.

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Unaccepta...
Aaah! Lemons!

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Whew!

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Gunter?
You-You having a bad dream?

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Gunter?

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Oh, my glob.

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Hello, Simon.

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Aaaaaah...
oh, lady!

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Hi.

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Wait,
you don't remember me?

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Oh, man.
I'm so sorry.

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I stalk a lot of ladies.

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Were you at
shelby's barbecue?

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Huh. Looks like you've
lost it all the way.

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You've crossed
the valley of tears

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and come out the other side
but a shadow.

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Oh, thanks.

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Well, all the better
for you to submit.

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I like where this is going.

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Don't resist.

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Sell your spirit
to the skies.

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Surrender to
the Empress eyes.

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Empress, my darling!
My great eternal love!

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How can I serve you?

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Bring me blood.

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At once!

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Alley-oop!

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Weh-weenk!

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Oh, oh,
this is so sad.

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Here you go, my love.

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What's this?
Don't you have any human?

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Humans? Well, Finn's
the only human around here.

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Try a penguin.

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Wenk!

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Ugh.

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You know, Empress is
a kind of penguin,

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and your name is Empress.

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That's kind of cool,
right?

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Bleh.

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Tastes like cheese water.

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Where's
the top-drawer stuff?

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Oh, uh, don't be like that,
honey-poo.

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I'll fix it.
I'll do anything for you.

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Bring me the blood
of Finn!

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Okay.

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Oh, look.

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I've gotten to my bit.

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"Today I met a super-pretty
cyclops lady with fangs.

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She told me to eat
a fat boulder, and I did it."

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Ha!
I'd forgotten that one.

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The Empress!

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Vampiyah,
I'm gonna kick yah

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Vampiyah,
I'm gonna lick yah

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Vampiyah...

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Aah!

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Uh-oh.
It's PB's outside clock!

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Ahh.

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You did a tremendous job
guarding the cabin, Jake.

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But it looks like
you need to be relieved.

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Yeah, I need relief.

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PB still working on
new vampire-busting gear?

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Yeah,
but she's almost done.

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No sign of Marceline,
though.

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I think she ditched us to
fight the vampires by herself.

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Solo-style.

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We'll go look for her after
pb's device is up and running.

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So, how did you
pass the time?

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Patted my laps
and made some rhymes.

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Stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

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stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

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is that PB's outside clock?

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Sittin' on the stoop

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- <i>stoop, stoop</i>
- looks like it's been staked.

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- <i>Sittin' on the stoop</i>
- What did you do?

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Awww.

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I heard a loud snap,

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and my vampire-hunting
reflexes kicked in!

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Dude, that was her
Uncle Gumbald's outside clock.

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Yeeegh! She doesn't have
to know I broke the clock.

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Let's blame it on
the vampires!

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Or we can hide it!

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Whoo!

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Problem solved?
Yeah?

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WhOoop!

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Echoed voice: Snap!

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Aaah! What was that?
Vampiyah!

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Aah! Aah!
Hyah! Hah!

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Snap, snap,
snapping branches for fun

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oh, ho, ho,
this is riveting.

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"The Empress is so nice.

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Today she let me Polish
her boots with my tongue.

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That's almost like
kissing, right?"

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Hey!
Who's my hunny bunny?

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Simon!

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Marceline!

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What has she done to you?

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Did she bite you?

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Hey, calm down.
You're destroying the mood.

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I'm trying to get her
to bite me later.

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Minion!

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Honestly, I'm standing
right here

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as you collude against me
with my sworn enemy.

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It's a bit rude.

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- Sorry.
- Eh!

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Stake!

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Yeah!
Finn?

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I got your back,
Marceline!

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Hwah!

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Huh? Ow.

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How dare you stake
my back?

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I was aiming for
your heart!

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Ice King,
bind the interlopers in ice.

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Heh.

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Let's keep it down, huh?
My baby's resting.

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- Aaaaaah! No way!
- Waaaaaaah!

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Shush!

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Simon, you have to resist
the Empress!

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But she's a woman.

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Aha! Ohh.

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She's a vampire!

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I hunt vampires
because of you!

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Because of me?

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How my life was without you

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I thought my life
was through

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I could barely
stay on my feet

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and I couldn't find much
to eat.

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Every so often,
I'd make a sad tone

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because I felt so,
so alone.

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I missed you
by my side.

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I was so lost
without you as my guide.

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Then one day, I thought
I saw you from far away,

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but it wasn't you when
he turned around to say.

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Hello to the little girl
running up to him,

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also to his wife,

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The day was getting dim,

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I wanted to get close,
and to talk to the couple.

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Then I saw a vampire
about to cause them trouble.

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I destroyed the vampire enemy,
but I'd scared away the family.

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Mem-Mem-Memories.

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Mem-Mem-Mem-Memories.

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Mem-Mem-Mem-Mem Memories.

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Mem-Memories.

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Staking vampires,

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protecting
the last remaining humans,

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it felt like I was
protecting you.

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It was the only thing
that brought me happiness

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during those years.

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Oh, Marceline!

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Simon?

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A-Are you remembering?

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Pa-chazz!

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Shmowzow.

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Please, Simon!

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Remember our history!

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Our what now?

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- Oh.
- Ho, ho, ho, ho! Marceline.

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I heard everything.
I was invisible.

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All your tiresome
mortal emotions,

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they'll all be over soon.

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Minion, I order you
to kill Marceline.

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Whaaa? No way.

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She's my pal!

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Are you disobeying me?

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Hey, it's called
real talking.

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1,000 years later

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- <i>and you still can't get</i>
- Here's our chance!

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<i>Anything right, can you?</i>

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<i>Please, baby,
don't say that.</i>

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Yes!

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You're my thrall.

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- <i>I am enthralled by you!</i>
- You distract the Empress.

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Squeeze!

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Yaaaah!

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Ha!

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- No!
- Heuk!

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Drat.

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Aaaaaaaah!

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You got this comin'.

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No!

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Simon,
what are you doing?

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Let me go!

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If you want to hurt my lady,
you'll have to go through me!

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Uuuuuugh!

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Now, oaf! Kill her!

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Sweetie, there's no need
to raise your voice.

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What?
Okay, that's it.

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Turn and look at me.

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Oh!

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Are we gonna gaze into
each other's eyes again?

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You must fall deeper
under my spell.

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Sell your spirit to the skies.

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I can see myself
in your pupils.

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Hee-hee.

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You're not even hypnotized.
At all.

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Them gigantic
sparkly orbs of yours

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could hypnotize
an earclops.

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So, you're not.

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Eh-heh, no.

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You
stupid donkey.

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B-But honey,
wh-why you being so mean to me?

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Because you're too thick
to even fall under my spell.

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And you got no class.

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Oh, so you're doing that?

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You're gonna start
name-calling?

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You want to play
the blame game?

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Okay!

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Well, if you weren't
so perfect

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and... and pretty...
And statuesque and... And...

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Come on, Simon.
It's over.

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It's gonna be okay, man.

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Nope, nope.
This way. This way.

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Come on. Let's get you
some ice cream.

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That's the last time you're
gonna toy with his heart.

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Psht!

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If you really cared about him,

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why'd you let him degenerate

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into this pathetic
clown character?

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He used to have more of
a silver-fox thing going on,

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with his hair
and those cute glasses.

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He was happier then,
you know.

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When he was serving me.

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Aaaaaaah!

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Dang, girl.
Aaah!

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Aaah!

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Aah!

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Gah!

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Open those peepers!

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Eat a stake!

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Huhn... No!

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! Ugh! Ha, ha, ha!

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I don't understand this.

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Marceline!

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Yeah, you're welcome!

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Hunh...

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Um... Marceline?

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All right.

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I shouldn't have tried to
go it alone with the vamps.

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From now on,
we'll do this team-up style.

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Okay, <i>team.</i>
<i>You're still invisible.</i>

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Oh! Heh... Whoops.

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Oh!

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Hm.

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♪♪

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<i>This party is so crazy!</i>

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