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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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BMO, I've been playing
this 72 hours straight

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Can I please save after this battle?

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No, it takes up too much brain space.

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I'm out of candles.

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Man, if Finn were here,
we'd be doing this in shifts.

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Well, let's keep grinding.

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I cannot talk and run this
game at the same time.

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Nooooo!

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Well, I guess that means I'm free.

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I live again!

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♪ My name is Jake, and I love my life ♪

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♪ Kissin' on lady 'cause
she's basically my wife ♪

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♪ Fixin' up NEPTR 'cause
he fell from a tree ♪

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♪ Catchin' up with Maja and A.P.T.W.E. ♪

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♪ Maja's in a coma, and
she might not wake up ♪

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♪ I'm glad you got a friend now,
even though that's messed up ♪

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♪ Take TV to the market
to get him into fruits ♪

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♪ Take a little nappy
in my blanket cocoon ♪

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♪ Wake up really early just
to cook for my friends ♪

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♪ Later in the field at night,
I thought I saw death ♪

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♪ Made myself a boat, and
I sailed with a whale ♪

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♪ Took TV to the market
so he could try kale ♪

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♪ and some other stuff ♪

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Nice song, Jake.

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What a crazy two weeks.

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I think I'm ready to hole up

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and go round two on "Age of Grinders."

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But where's Finn? I need
him on this adventure.

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Well...

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Hold on. What?

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If you don't know, I'm not sure
it's my business to tell you.

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Don't you dare, Shelby!
Give up that greasy gossip!

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Word on the street is Finn's
been hangin' with a new lady.

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Who the honk is it?

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I don't... muscle princess.
It's perfect.

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I don't... Me-Mow from the future!

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Nobody knows.

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Finn's been keeping
this on the super D.L.

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Why?

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He's just trying to
be careful this time.

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Yeah, I get it.

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But I still got to know
who this girl is.

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Okay, just don't blow up his spot.

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I won't!

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Hey, Jake. Hey, science cat.

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Where's sword shark?

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He died of old age.

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Hey, are you gonna find out
who Finn's girlfriend is?

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Who told you that?

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Word gets around, man.

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Not to me, apparently.

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Let me know the dirt when you find out.

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I won't!

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What's that?

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Sounds like a flute coming
from above the canopy.

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Huntress Wizard!

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Stop.

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This isn't working, Finn.

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Dude.

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Hi, Jake. What are you doing here?

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I wanted to check out
your new lady friend,

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but I guess she just dumped you
like a diaper in the dirt, bro.

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I'm sorry, man.

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I want you to have a healthy
relationship with someone cool.

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That's so sweet, Jake. I love you, man.

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Me, too, man.

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Okay. I'm okay.

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But, dude, me and Huntress
Wizard weren't together.

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We're just trying to conjure
up the spirit of the forest

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with my flute spell.

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What the blood are you talking about?

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It went down like this.

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I was just minding my own business

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in my new alone place
I've been hanging out at.

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Hello.

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How are you playing like that?

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I don't know. I'm just making stuff up.

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Something in your notes has the quality

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of a powerful evocation spell.

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What spirit guides your hands?

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Tell me, or I'll put this up your nose.

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First off, I'm a great fighter.

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And I'm especially agile
when I'm nude, so good luck.

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Second, my flute improv ain't no secret.

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I let my grass hand
do whatever it wants,

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which is usually sort
of shreddy and busy.

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Let me see that hand.

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You're what I've been looking for.

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Lookin' for a dope boyfriend.

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No, man, she thinks my
grass arm flute playing

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could summon the spirit of the forest.

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I've been playing different
songs for two weeks, though,

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and he hasn't shown up yet.

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Who's that, her ex-boyfriend?

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I guess they used to hang out

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but maybe in some kind of
mentor-student capacity.

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So my theory holds.
You can still make this happen.

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Yeah, I really want to help
her summon this dude.

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Finn, that's not why you're here.

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That's why I'm here.

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Come on, let's make some magic happen.

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Yeah, my magic flute spell.

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Finn.

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I had an idea.

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Hi.

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I think the problem is your flute.

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We should make you a better
one from a magical tusk.

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Like the tusk of the
legendary thunderboar

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that lives in these woods.

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I'm down for whatever if it helps.

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I'm also here.

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Hey, what's up?

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It's late.

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Why don't you guys crash
at my place tonight?

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We'll start the hunt first
thing in the morning.

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Ha-ha! I'm like your
sleepover chaperone.

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Grow up. You grow up, you teen!

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So, yeah, here's the place.

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We got some nice soft
dirt right over here.

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Pantry, in case you
want a snack, bathroom.

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I got a console if you get bored,

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but it was a gift, so I
haven't really set it up yet.

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Night, boys.

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Dude, I think I figured it out.

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You can't summon the
spirit of the forest

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'cause you ain't playing
that flute for him.

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You got a crush on H.W.

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H.W.'s just training me to
live an ascetic life like her.

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Kay, I buy that
for like zero seconds.

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Before we hunt the thunderboar,

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you should drink from
this enchanted spring.

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It might give you crazy dreams,
but when you wake up,

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you'll be immune to the
boar's electrical attacks.

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Let's roll those dice.

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Hey, dude, are you sure
you want to do that?

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I've had plenty of weird
dreams befo... okay!

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That was fast.

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Welcome. I am the spirit of the forest.

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Wow, dude, we've been trying
to summon you for weeks.

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And why do you seek me?

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I don't, personally,

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but Huntress Wizard really
wants to talk to you, man.

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Did you know that a wolf's eyes
are on the front of its head?

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But, yeah, didn't you guys used to hang?

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Most predatory species are like that.

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This little buddy doesn't
even know I'm here.

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Fella, I don't want to have
a science talk right now.

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Huntress Wizard only
sees straight ahead.

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Eyes on the prize.

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Now, why did you really need to see me?

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Yeah! Can you make me
immune to electricity?

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Here. Whoa.

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Now plunge that into your heart.

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And this'll give me
immunity to electricity?

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I'll do it... To help Huntress Wizard.

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How long was I out?

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Seven long, harrowing seconds.

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Hold still.

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Yeah, feels fine. Great.

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Now we can hunt down the thunderboar.

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Yeah, the boar.

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Try to stay focused.

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Magic dog, what do you smell?

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Mostly Finn but also some
kind of giant wild pig.

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There!

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Jake's joking. I smell fine.

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Eee!

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Hey!

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Good work.

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You just wanted a tusk?

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You could have asked!

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You can stop.

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He is not coming.

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He's gone for good,
and I should just deal.

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Maybe if I played it a little
jazzier, like all syncopated?

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Hey! Why don't you two
try playing together?

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Use that chemistry to guide the music.

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Yeah, just get in there. Cozy up.

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I guess we've tried everything else.

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Wow!

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What?

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Who summons me with the
sweet song of longing?

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Hey. Can you see me now?

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Yes.

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How's it been going?

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I've been talking to a lot of twigs.

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Where have you been, dude?

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I've been right here.

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But the forces that drew us close

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became obscured

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as you drifted into the
lifestyles of magic city livin'.

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Attracting forces come and go.
It's the way of the world.

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I still can't tell if you guys dated.

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But I'm ready to come back now.

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- Are you, though?
- That's what I'm saying.

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Finn, who was your flute spell for?

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Um...

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I was playing my flute
for you the whole time,

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but I knew you had a thing with
this dude, and he seems cool,

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so I was just gonna keep
playing this flute song

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about my secret feelings
until my flute broke.

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I... I worry that
hard meat don't get eat.

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That is to say if I ever
find what I'm looking for,

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I'll become soft and I'll cease
to matter in this world.

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What?

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Fear of softness is what drove me

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to the mad and sad world of wizarding.

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And, Finn...

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Yeah? What?

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My flute spell was for you, too.

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You're an exceptional beast,
and you have great hair.

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But exceptional beasts like
us cannot fall in love.

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That is the secret of ordinary people.

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That's real dumb.

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I agree.

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Wait, you agree with me or her?

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Take it easy, Huntress Wizard.

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Man, I can't believe all you can do

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is upgrade your armor in this game.

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It's all about patience

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and treating each grueling,
repetitive battle

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as if it were your first.

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Snap! Finally!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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What a bad and boring game.
It was just what I needed.

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I'm sorry it didn't work
out with Huntress Wizard.

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She just needs time to
miss how cool you are.

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Attracting forces come and go, man.

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