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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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I "Adventure Time" J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

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J“ The fun will never end J“

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I It's "Adventure Time" I

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Hmm. "Make more friends
with sing—talking."

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I Hey, there, Finn I

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I Whatcha reading? I

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It's a manuscript about
the legend of Dead Mountain.

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Supposedly,
if you get to the top,

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there's a treasure
that will change you

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into the person
you always wanted to be.

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[Laughs]
That's a dumb story.

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I love dumb stories.

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What would you change
about yourself

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if you got that treasure?

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Fix your weird cursed grass arm

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so it wouldn't be weird
and cursed?

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Nah.
I'd like to be taller.

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How tall we talking about?

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I don't know.
Like, couple of inches.

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Say, tall as Princess Bubblegum?

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Oh, I see.

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Jake, how would you change
yourself on Dead Mountain,

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if only the legends were true?

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I wouldn't change anything.
I'm the whole package.

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Whoa!

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Hey, there's a big warning
about Dead Mountain in here.

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See?

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It says some kind of evil hermit
guards the mountaintop.

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"Don't let him look at you, or
something horrible will happen."

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That seals the deal.

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The twin temptations of getting
to grow a couple of inches

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and battling an evil hermit
sound like a pretty perfect day.

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Let's go!

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Shh!

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[Whispers]
Let's go.

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BOTH:
[imitating whooshing]

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Gear up for battle!

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You smell like cattle!

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Gear up for battle!

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You smell...like cattle!

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Monsters that get you by
looking at you are so "doomb."

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Everybody knows all you need
is a mirror.

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They ought to get a new gimmick.

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[imitating whooshing]

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There's the evil hermit's,
uh, what is that? A hut?

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No, it's a yurt.

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BOTH: Yah!

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—[Rats squeaking]
Rats!

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[Both groan]

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Is that the hermit?

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We don't get to fight
the hermit.

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Hey, look.

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What is it, boy?

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The treasure.
Okay, here it goes.

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Oh, great treasure,

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make my taste buds think
they're tasting fried chicken

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even when I eat
my fruits and vegetables.

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I don't have any fruits
or vegetables on me.

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I guess I'll find out later
if that worked.

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Your turn.

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Oh, great treasure,

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I want to be approximately
11.5 inches taller.

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Gross. It's leaking.

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[Rats squeaking]

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This place is depressing.

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And I'm not growing taller.

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There's nothing going on here.

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[Echoing]
On top of Dead Mountain!

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We should have known better
than to trust a book.

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Yeah.

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He makes one cool skeleton,
though.

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These shades...

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Let me check out these shades.

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[Rumbling]

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[Zapl]

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Aah! Ohh!

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—[Glass shatters]
— Finn!

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[Groans]

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Huh? Jake?

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You're awake!
Oh, I was so worried.

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I've been waiting
with a bowl of soup.

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It has hoops and loops
and maybe some goop.

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What happened? I don't remember
getting into bed.

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Don't worry.
You're gonna be fine...

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...in no time.

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Thanks for taking care of me.

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You're the greatest
big brother ever.

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W—Why are you doing that?

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I'm not.

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You're awake! You want some tea?
Or saltine crackers?

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BMO, you're my little angel.

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[Gasps]
I'm a real boy!

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With wings!
And a halo!

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[Laughing]

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Oh!

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What's happening?

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I don't know, but it probably

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has something to do
with your weirdo eyes.

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Something is wrong with my eyes?

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Aah! Hermit eyes!
Dead—hermit eyes!

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Heh, it's fine.

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Do you think
the hermit did this...

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to punish me
for grabbing his shades?

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I think maybe the eyes
are the treasure.

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So, then, am I making people
what they want to be?

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No, because I don't want to be
this awesome sweater bro.

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But maybe that's how you see me.

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Hey, dudes.
Nice eyes, Finn.

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What's the word?
What's the haps?

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[High—pitched voice]
What's your major?

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[Laughing]

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Whoa!

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Do you see Shelby
as a bookish nerd?

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SHELBY:
You're a nerd.

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I don't know. Maybe.
Is that bad?

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[Telephone ringing]

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Hello?

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Hi—ya, PB.
What's up?

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You need help with your speech?

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An emergency?!
On our way.

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Let's roll, varsity Jake.

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Ah, ah.
Before we go...

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Until you figure out
how to use them,

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keep those peepers covered.

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BUBBLEGUM:
What to wear for my speech.

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Boss next door or hot president?

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Is this
what you needed help with?

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No, I think I got this.

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Oh!
Hi, Finn and Jake.

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You guys Iook...coo|.

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You trying out a new look?

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Anyways, I'm preparing
for a very important speech

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about the benefits
of candying vegetables,

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and I need you guys to take care
o—o—o—o—o—f that.

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Help Starchy set up chairs?

146
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No, no, no.
That.

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Oh, boy.
We're on it, Princess.

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It's probably nothing.

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He's been good lately,
but it's a big speech, you know.

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[Chewing]

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Ohh. Ah.

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BOTH:
Hey, Ice King!

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Aah!

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I'm not doing anything Wrong.
I was just lady—watching.

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[Zapl]
— Ow!

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Oh, no.

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Where'd my muscles go?!

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I'm a scrawny—armed loser!

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[Crying]

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That's how you see him?
That's beautiful.

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Sure, I—I mean, it's ——
it's hard not to sometimes.

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Where'd those glasses go?

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There.

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[Camera shutter clicks]

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Starchy!
Give those back, you thief!

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Huh?

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No Way!
Starchy looks good!

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Starchy, you butt!

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Ohh!

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Oof, sorry.

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What's going on here?

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[Screams]

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[Grunts]

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Can you explain this?

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I don't know.
I'm not a psychiatrist.

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Come on.
Let's get you home, dude.

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Peebs, good luck
with the speech.

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But...
[Sighs]

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Teen boy heartthrob it is.

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Okay, at least now we're safe

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from you donking up
any more of our friends.

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Nobody got hurt.

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Have any of you guys seen BMO?

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[Screams]
Did I kill Neptr?!

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You turned him into a microwave.

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So...yeah, you kind of did.

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But —— But —— But that's not
howl see Neptr, is it?

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I like Neptr.
He's like my half—son.

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If I was a better person,

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would I be turning my friends
into better things?

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Am I uncaring, judgmental...

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Uh, Finn.

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FINN:
...seIf—centered, monstrous?

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I'm —— I'm...

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I'm a huge wa—a—a—a—a—d!

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Finn!
You're being melodramatic!

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[Sighs]

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FINN:
I know it's you.

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Hey, buddy, I figured
you'd come back here.

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FINN:
Don't look at me, Jake.

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I might turn you
into a microwave.

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Baloney!

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You turned Neptr
into a microwave

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because he's a microwave.

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But that doesn't mean
that's all he is to you.

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I know you think Neptr
is an interesting person,

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and I know that "microwave"

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is just one part
of his personality.

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I mean, maybe your eyes

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are just bad
at describing things, you know?

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Like, how you feel about people,
what they mean to you,

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that stuff's in your guts.

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Eyes can't grok that...
unless you have the eyes

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of, like, a trained artist
or something.

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But you don't.

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I'm telling you, man,
you're not a bad dude

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like this skeleton bro,

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or you'd be turning everyone
into rats and plops.

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[Farts]

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[Finn breathes deeply]

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JAKE: Now, come on.
Look at me.

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Jake, you're so wise.

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What?!

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[Stammers]

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Well, at least
you're listening to me.

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And wise, old Jakey got a plan.

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P.B., you want to go first?

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He may not be
the most cunning soldier,

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but one thing about Finn

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is that he always puts
other people first,

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and that makes him a true hero.

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Finn helped Starchy fart once.

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[Chuckles]
What a lifesaver.

234
00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:06,816
Finn's a mean, old party pooper.

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Ow!

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00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,230
But he is the hottest guy
in 000,

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so he can kind of do
what he wants.

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Finn's just the best guy
to do bro stuff with,

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like lying on the grass
and talking to bugs

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or baking
chocolate chip cookies.

241
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Finn's just a good friend.

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[All talking at once]

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00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:32,129
I'm me again.

244
00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:35,087
These balls are going nuts.

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[Ringing, clacking]

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— Uh...
—[Ding!]

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My son.

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[Warble!]

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[Ding!]

250
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Eye pie!

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ALL: Ew!

252
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Good job, Neptr.
You saved the day.

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Neptr! Neptr!

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ALL:
Neptr! Neptr! Neptr! Neptr!

255
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:04,906
Ya y!

256
00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,241
[Whistle!]

257
00:11:09,922 --> 00:11:13,164
I just had
the most wonderful dream.

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I Come along with me I

259
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I And the butterflies and bees I

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This party is so crazy!

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