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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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I "Adventure Time" J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

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J“ The fun will never end J“

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I It's "Adventure Time" I

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FINN: When we catch that bandit,
I'm gonna be like...

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[Grunting]

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Then I'm gonna give him
just a wicked noogie,

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then a lecture
on personal responsibility.

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Then another noogie, like,
"Get that knowledge in there."

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Yeah, dude,
but it's getting pretty late.

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We might
got to catch him tomorrow.

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Aww.

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What do you think, Finn Sword?

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Should we stay out
a little longer?

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Should we do a sword trick?
Is that a better idea?

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No looking.

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I bet you can't do that
behind your back.

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Like this?

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Sword trick!

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What a sword trick.

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Finn Sword,
are you just loving this?

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Oh, oh! I bet you can't do that
and freestyle some bars.

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I can do that!

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Hyup!

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[Grunts]

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[Rapping]
I It's the boy I

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I I—I'm a boy I

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Whoa!

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Aah! Finn Sword!

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Oh, man.

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[Panting]

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Dude, we got to call it.

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He's got to be around here
somewhere.

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Finn!

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[Echoing] Finn!

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See?
Is that even an echo?

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There's no way to tell.

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Uh, swords don't talk.

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Come on.
We can find you a new sword.

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We do that all the time.

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You don't understand.

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That sword is like me.

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Like a sword me.

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I don't think I'm totally
scooping what you're pooping.

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I'll make you a new sword
that looks like you.

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We got a bun—ton
of arts and crafts stuff

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lying around at the house.

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BANDIT PRINCESS: [Sighs]

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Yeah. Yeah.

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That's that good—good.

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Now kiss.

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Mwah!

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MERCHANT: I Pay it in the front,
pay it in the back I

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I Pack that dollar
in the dollar sack I

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I They call me badfoot money
when I step in the street I

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Huh? Someone there?

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I must just be nervous.

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Probably because
I'm carrying around

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these succulent money bags.

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Got to go get these muchachos
in a bank.

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Aah! Please, I'm so rich!

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[Screams]

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Waking up screaming again.

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— FINN: Jake! Jake!
Breakup? Lich?

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Me dying? You dying?
Other breakup?

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Growing up?
Never growing up?

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— Or spiders?
— It was a totally new nightmare.

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I was in the woods and ——
and I was gonna rob this guy.

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Aw, that sounds like
a nasty guilt dream.

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Here, this'll cheer you up.

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Do, do, do, do, do, do, do!

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Take a look at this!

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Dooooo!

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What's this now?

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JAKE: It's a sword
just like your old one.

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I couldn't get your mouth right.
Sorry.

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Thanks, dude.

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SCIENCE CAT: Yo, Finn!

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Hey, Science Cat.

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It's time for
the daily brawl, remember?

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[Sighs]

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I don't think
I can make it today, guys.

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But we came all the way here.

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This is why Spearbear
even owns a watch.

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It's fight o'clock, Finn.

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It's fight o'clock.

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Okay, okay, I'll come down.

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[Grunts]

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Aha!

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Yah!

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[Laughs]

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Bye, guys.
Thanks for coming.

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SCIENCE CAT:
Your heart's not in it, Finn.

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He's right, isn't he?

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Did I take Finn Sword
for granted?

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Maybe I take a lot of people in
my life for granted, you know?

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Talking to inanimate object.

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Get a load of this guy.

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[Humming]

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[Yawns]

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— Hey, man, you're still up?
— Yeah.

111
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I'm afraid of having
another scary guilt dream.

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Okay then.
Let's stay up.

113
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We can put on
some up—tempo music,

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and I'll set you up with
a brainy modern video game.

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Here you go, buddy.
Have some tea.

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FINN: Thanks.

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This'll be fun.

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Like the opposite
of a sleepover.

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And I'll stay up
with you all night if ——

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[Snoring]

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Night, dude.

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Hmm.
You kick open the chest.

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It's a trap!

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You've awakened the Demon Queen!

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Fight the Demon Queen!

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The Demon Queen cackles
and swats your arrows away?

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Modern games are so intense.

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How do I check my stats?

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[Grunts]

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Lady, you can't
come in this bank.

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My whole job is
you can't come in this bank.

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Oh, it is on.

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[Grunts]
Don't kill me.

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I've never known true love.

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[Screams]

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Oh, my Glob!

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I wasn't even asleep that time.

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— Jake!
—[Snores]

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I think Finn Sword is trapped
in the village of Spiky People.

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We got to go rescue him.

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What?
Why come you know that?

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That sword is me.

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He's been sending me
psychic Finnmails

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of sadness and fear
to my Finnbox.

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We got to go save him.
It's really important to me.

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Aah!

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Do you ever take those off?

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[Explosion]

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[All screaming]

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Oh, Glob!

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What happened
to my peaceful world?!

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It's Nacho Island Tuesday.
[Coughs]

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Nacho bros, can you hear me?!

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It's Kurt, nacho bros!

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— FINN SWORD: Stop!
— Aah!

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A talking sword?

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I was keeping it on the DL,

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but, yeah, I'm Finn Mertens,
a.k.a. Finn Sword,

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a.k.a. sick of
your non—irie antics.

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You can't be using me
to rob banks.

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Hero use only.

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CAMERON:
Bandit Princess!

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I, Cameron,
mayor of Spiky Village,

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along with the trustees
of Spiky Village Bank,

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ask politely
that you put our gold

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back where you got it

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in exchange for
a pre—approved home loan

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with 0% APR
for the first six months

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and [coughs] APR
for the next 30 years.

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Monthly processing fees apply.

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What do you say?

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—[Whispers indistinctly]
— You know what?

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I just spoke to Ruby G,
who owns the bank,

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and he said that we can out you
a bigger break on that loan.

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I mean —— pfft! ——
of course, right?

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How about
we out you a break, huh?

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I'll be cutting
and breaking you, Mr. Mayor.

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[Laughs]

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Oh, no!
I'm toast!

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Aah!

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OMG, you've ruined my life,
Bandit Princess.

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Mine, too.

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You've trashed my hero streak.

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And I'll keep trashing it
over and over and over

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until you can't remember

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ever having done a good deed
in your life.

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Why would you do that?!

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I was born with rabies,

189
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and my parents didn't love me
because they both had mono,

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so now I do stuff like this.

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—[Laughs]
CAMERON: Call my wife!

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This is terrible.

193
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Oh, we're gonna do so many
terrible things together.

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It's gonna be hilarious
to watch you cry, Finn Sword.

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Cry as you end lives
and steal from the weak.

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— Bandit Princess.
— What?

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I will find a way to kill you!

198
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Hey, take a time—out, dude.

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We got a lot of lives to ruin.

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[Laughs]

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Finn I2, if you can hear me,

202
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this gray area wet wipe
is using me against my will.

203
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Please find me soon.

204
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Find me and use me
to slay this b/eeb/e.

205
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That's what I saw in my vision.

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[Cries]

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Finn and Jake,
you've come in my time of need.

208
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Sharon, what's going on here?

209
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A princess of bandits
stole our gold reserves,

210
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and with a mighty sword,

211
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she took off
with my husband's head.

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— Mayor Cameron?!
— Mayor Cameron?!

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[Wailing]

214
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You guys got swords.
Why didn't you do anything?

215
00:07:59,905 --> 00:08:01,269
Oh, this isn't a sword.

216
00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:02,778
It's a massive hangnail.

217
00:08:02,823 --> 00:08:05,189
I got one, too.
It hurts.

218
00:08:05,326 --> 00:08:06,907
Can you hear me, Mr. Mayor?

219
00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,819
Can you sense where this
bandit princess took your head?

220
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ALL: Whoa!

221
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FINN: We'll get
your husband's head, Sharon.

222
00:08:12,832 --> 00:08:14,788
And the gold, please.

223
00:08:17,336 --> 00:08:19,292
You think he knows
where he's going?

224
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He made it seem that way.

225
00:08:20,588 --> 00:08:22,419
Yeah, but maybe
he's like a chicken

226
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when, urn —— when, you know.

227
00:08:24,926 --> 00:08:26,462
When what?
What happens to chickens?

228
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Uh, I forget.
Never mind.

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FINN:
Like our chicken Lorraine?

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— Finn and Jake!
— BOTH: Whoa!

231
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Thank you for escorting me
back to my head.

232
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Mr. Mayor, did you see
where Bandit Princess went?

233
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That way towards Box Kingdom.

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— Let's close the gap, Jake.
— You got it.

235
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Good luck, yous two.

236
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Oh, shoot!

237
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Don't forget
to bring back my gold!

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Dag!

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Sharon's gonna be real upset.

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BANDIT PRINCESS:
[Grunting]

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[Cats yowling]

242
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Ugh!

243
00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:01,531
[Grunts]

244
00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:04,368
Ha! ha!

245
00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:05,536
Box Prince!

246
00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:06,661
[Yowls]

247
00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:08,542
[Laughs evilly grunts]

248
00:09:11,302 --> 00:09:15,295
I'm gonna need all these boxes
to store my gold.

249
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Give up now or join your prince
in the recycle bin.

250
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,677
FINN: Wait!

251
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No recycling!

252
00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:24,179
Hm. You looking for this,
Isuppose?

253
00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,684
— You okay, buddy?
— No, man.

254
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,773
This creep show
made me prey on the innocent.

255
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,310
Ooh!
This is freaking serious.

256
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:35,438
Jake, no matter what happens,
don't step in.

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JAKE: [Gags]

258
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,567
Give me back myself, dude!

259
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,574
I'll slay you
with your own body!

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Give this tranch
acute arthritis!

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FINN: You gonna get
bopped in the brain!

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— Dag! Useless.
— Eat it!

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[Grunts]

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— Finn!
— Stay put!

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[Groans]

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[Grunts]

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Hey, gimme that!

268
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What the crease?

269
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You gonna get it now, dude.

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That's the Grass Sword!

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[Grunts]

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Yah!

273
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—[Shatters]
— Aah!

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[Laughs evilly]

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Finn!

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Hang on, man.
I'll take care of this.

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[Bandit Princess laughing]

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Keep your busted sword.

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Pfft!

280
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Jake, why does this thing
happen to Finn?

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BMO, it's a wooly bully world.

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People be acting crazy always.

283
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You mean some people are just

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pure city sidewalk boom—boom
from a rat donk

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and that's all there is to it?

286
00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:55,015
Um, I don't know for sure.

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Here's the sticker I made
of Finn's sword's face.

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Thanks, BMO.

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Yo, that's a spot—on drawing.

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BMO: Did you notice
I got the mouth just right?

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JAKE:
Uh, yes, I did.

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Come on.
Let's get some air.

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BMO:
Okay, I like air.

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[Door closes]

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I Come along with me I

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I And the butterflies and bees I

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This party is so crazy!

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