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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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I "Adventure Time" J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J“ We'll go
to very distant lands J“

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I With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human I

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I The fun will never end I

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I It's "Adventure Time" I

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ICE KING:
Get back here, you worm!

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What?! The last chapter
of "Cosmic Kissing"?

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My stirring lyrical interlude

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from "Fionna Goes
to the Market"?

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The epilogue from
"Flame Prince Breaks a Sweat"?!

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[Gasps]

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Who gave you permission
to edit my fan fiction?!

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Prepare to be punished!

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But first...

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What'd ya think?

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Wenk!

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Great critique!

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[Zapl]

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Wenk.

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I don't need an editor.

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I'm my own editor ——
editor—in—king!

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Wenk. Wenk!

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Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk,
wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk!

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ICE KING:
Ooh! My custom tape!

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I Remix! I

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[Clea rs th roat]

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"Sunlight gleamed
through the window

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as Fionna sat patiently
at the breakfast table."

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[Humming]

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Hah!

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Check out
my sweet flippin' moves.

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FIONNA: You're a real ace
in the kitchen.

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Roar! Ha ha!

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Cooking is fun!

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Here come the flapjacks!

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Know what's better than cooking?

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— CAKE: No!
— Wha?!

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These are narrative flapjacks.

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Darlin', don‘t you see
the brilliant comedy

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laid out before you?

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You wouldn't eat Act II
before Act I, silly.

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Now try starting
with the dockworker

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having a moral crisis.

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Okay.

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This...one?

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Fionna, this character doesn't
serve any thematic purpose

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until much later in the meal.

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Sorry, Cake,
but these just look like

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formless blobs
of sweet flapjack to me.

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Mmm...

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It's true.

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Maybe ifI based them
off real people,

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do some "life cooking."

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Nonfiction flapjacks!

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Let's go griddle up
portraits of the entire kingdom!

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Got to get my supplies together.

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My portable griddle...

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Mmm.

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Some peppermint eggs...

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and the twice—cursed flour!

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Got it!
Ready for stories and flapjacks?

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Heck, yes!

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You're wasting me on breakfast!

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FIONNA AND CAKE:
No one asked you, Flour Demon.

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That was like a cookbook...

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Written by a genius.

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On to the next chapter ——

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"A Game of Gumball."

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Prince Gumball would probs
make a great flapjack model.

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Sometimes he gets
so absorbed in his work

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that he doesn't move for days.

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Ooooh!

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I can break out
the pink sea salt and ——

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Hey, there's Gumball!

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— [Papers rustling]
— Uh...

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Is it here?
No. No.

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Ah! Just what I need!

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The periodic table
of candy elements!

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If I use this one
and this one here...

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Ha ha!
The perfect strategy!

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Hyup!

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[Inhales sharply]

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Butterscotch Butler, the
butterscotch Scottish butler,

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I challenge you!

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[Sighs]
[Scottish accent] Again?

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I've gathered all the necessary
strategy and tactics

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to finally defeat you!

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To play, one must
know strategy, yes.

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But to know victory, one must
also know their opponent!

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Opponent?

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Their dreams...

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...their ambitions...

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...their rrrregrets...

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[Hisses]

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...and their fears!

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M—My mortality!

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[Popll

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Byeeee!

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King me.

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[Growls]

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—[Both gasp]
—[Glass shatters]

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Maybe we should find someone
a little more relaxed.

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How?!
How did you know?!

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Huh?

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Oh. You leave that
lying around everywhere.

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[Scoffs]

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Yes!

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[Sizzling]

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Still not quite right.

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How about this
for some inspiration?

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[Hisses]

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Pancakes and flapjacks
are nothing alike!

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[Groans]

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Aw, Cake.

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It's just that
flapjack literature

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is such a niche genre,

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and none of my flapjacks
are turning out any good.

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Come on, Cake.

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We've still got 10 minutes
before the library closes.

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It's Flame Prince!

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What's that fire hazard
doing in the library?

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Hmm?
Oh, no!

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Oh!
I love that author!

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Have you read her newest book?

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I—I could, uh, find it for you.

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Oh. Uh, n—nah, that's okay.

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I'll just start with this one.
Thanks, though.

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Uh —— Aah!

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Oh. Sorry about that.

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— Uh —— Uh —— w—w—w—— w—w—w——
— Eh...

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No,no,no,no,no!
Hot, hot, hot!

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Wow.
I am not graceful today.

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N—Not the first editions!

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Ow, ow!

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Easy...

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Unh!

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[Foosh!]

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Gah! Huh?!

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Leaving, yes?

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Yeah. I'II borrow
this one, please.

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Of course! I'll just
need you to sign it out.

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[Sizzling]

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[Both scream]

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[Sighs]

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I'm sorry.

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I have a duty to serve
the library's patrons,

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but I'm also sworn
to protect the books.

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I can't in good conscience
let you take it home.

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But maybe I could
read this book to you?

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Listen, Ijust came in here
to use the bathroom, man.

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I thought you had to, like,
check out a book first to pee.

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Actually, I don't even
have a library card.

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[Laughing]

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[Both laughing]

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[Whoosh!]

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[Panting]

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MARSHALL LEE:
Lumpy Space Prince!

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[Coughing]

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[Gasps]

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[Groans]

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Lumpy Spaaaace Priiiince!

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[Coughs softly]

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Come on. You've been coughing
for five days.

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Just take one tablespoon.

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Uh...B—Bumpy Space Prince?

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Uh, there's no one here
by that name.

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Then who am I talking to?

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Uh, this is Ja—— Jack.

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— [Coughs]
— Huh.

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Well, if you're Jack,
then I'mmmm...

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M M M Michael Dean.

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Yeah. And I'm looking
for this beautiful prince.

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I got to give him
this...magic potion!

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See, he was cursed
by this evil snot gnoll.

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ReaHy?

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The snot gnoll transformed him

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into a totally disgusting
mucus monster.

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What?!
No, I'm not!

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[Gasps]
Did you hear that?

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Huh?
VVhatisit?!

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It's — It's ——

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[Roars]

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It's the snot gnoll!

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[Growling]

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Aah!

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Uh—oh! It's coming
towards your tree, Jack!

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[Grunts]
I'm stuck!

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I’// protect you,
beautiful prince!

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[Heavy footsteps]

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Step off, snot gnoll!

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[Crashl]

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Get him, Michael Dean!

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— [Crash!]
— MARSHALL LEE: Gah! It got me!

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— Ugh!
— No!!

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—[Thump!]
—[Grunts]

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I got one last hit in!

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—[Heavy footsteps]
— I—It's running away!

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[Footsteps soften, fade]

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[Sighs coughs]

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I think this is the end for me.

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Rally, Michael Dean!

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[Grunts]

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[Popll

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[Voice breaking] It's...too
late for me, beautiful prince.

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Take the potion.

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[Voice breaking]
Take it and live.

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Live!

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[Groans]

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I won't let your sacrifice
be wasted.

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[Glugl Glug!]

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[Glass shatters]

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See?
No more coughing.

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Hey, yeah.
Actually, I do feel better.

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[Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
POP! Pop! Pop! Pop!]

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Wow.

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Maybe that was the wrong potion.

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Much better!

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ICE QUEEN: Lounged atop their
comfortable sense of ennui,

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Flynn the human being
and Jacques the raccoon

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listened to the ice President
read his fiction.

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"Lynn the person looked at Janet
and asked, 'Am I my feelings?

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Do I exist
because I can't stop feeling?‘

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Janet the fox answered her.

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'Feelings are action,

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and like all mortal action,
they are doomed to failure."'

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Flynn and Jacques sighed.

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They total/y got it.

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The end!

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What do you guys think?
Too philosophical?

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—[Flute plays]
-[Penguins chanting "Wenk!"]

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[Groans]

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Out of my way!

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Blazin' blueberries
comin' through!

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[Penguins chanting "Wenk!"]

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You're ruining
my literary reading!

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Oh, hey, Ice Queen.

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Do you want Cake
to make your flapjack portrait?

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Why, ye--
No! I mean no!

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Why don't we table this
for now so I can...

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destroy you!

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Hang on to your turkeys,

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because I'm about to make
the toughest flapjack ever.

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Some purple chicken milk...

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dramatic cornmeal...

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Nooooo!

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...and the tears
of this reflective turtle.

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[Whispering] You will outlive
everyone you love.

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[Normal voice]
Cry for me, little mama!

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[Sizzling]

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Here, Fionna!

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[Shingl]

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Tasty!

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00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,216
Hey, Ice Queen,
I really liked your story.

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The imagery was tight.

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Can you believe
it was my first draft?!

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00:10:12,981 --> 00:10:14,687
No way!

266
00:10:17,235 --> 00:10:18,599
Gotcha!

267
00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:21,318
I call it
"Portrait of an Author."

268
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[Chuckles]

269
00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:24,234
I really did
like her story, though.

270
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:26,732
I wonder how that Ice President
got elected.

271
00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:31,987
Talk about life imitating art.

272
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,115
Gunther, did you see
what Daddy did?

273
00:10:34,251 --> 00:10:36,492
Did you guess the secret theme?

274
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Wenk!

275
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:39,245
No! You're way off!

276
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Fionna and Cake
were at the breakfast table.

277
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Gumball consulted
the periodic table.

278
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Flame Prince set fire
to the table of contents.

279
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The...purple thing
had a tablespoon of syrup.

280
00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:55,135
And Ice Queen...did
a tab/ey thing, too, probably.

281
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Wenk!

282
00:10:56,147 --> 00:10:57,728
They're not
like regular stories.

283
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They're shorter.

284
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I'll call them...grabI——

285
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No —— tab/es!

286
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[Slurps]

287
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:14,655
I'll never look at tables
the same way again.

288
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:20,785
I Come along with me I

289
00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:25,039
I And the butterflies and bees I

290
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This party is so crazy!

291
00:11:31,305 --> 00:12:31,366
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