1
00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,119
[Mouse squeaks]

2
00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,663
[Penguins chirp]

3
00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:05,710
[Screeches]

4
00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,872
[All cheering]

5
00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:10,916
[Screeches]

6
00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,418
[Quacks]

7
00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,170
I "Adventure Time" J“

8
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,637
I Come on, grab your friends J“

9
00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,264
J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

10
00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,593
J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

11
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,136
J“ The fun will never end J“

12
00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,017
I It's "Adventure Time" I

13
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14
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Hmm. Let's see what else
the cards say.

15
00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,580
This card means you're a man.

16
00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,797
Okay.

17
00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,833
[Laughs]
No, I'm kidding.

18
00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,050
It means you're nice.

19
00:00:54,595 --> 00:00:56,711
I'm learning truth about myself.

20
00:00:56,847 --> 00:00:58,428
[Laughs]

21
00:00:58,474 --> 00:01:01,432
Hey, Dad, What if
I called you "Papa"?

22
00:01:01,477 --> 00:01:02,933
"I love the sea, Papa!"

23
00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:05,678
How are your card fingers
feeling?

24
00:01:05,773 --> 00:01:07,684
That's a weird thing
to say, Papa.

25
00:01:08,317 --> 00:01:10,933
Have you seen cards
Iike...this?!

26
00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:13,565
What?

27
00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:15,816
No! Not today!

28
00:01:17,156 --> 00:01:18,566
— No Card Wars!
—[Sp|ash]

29
00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:21,566
She sunk like a stone!

30
00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,570
[Groans]

31
00:01:25,455 --> 00:01:27,195
Ah, there's no time to go back!

32
00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:28,826
The tourney starts in an hour!

33
00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:30,406
BMO is always fine.

34
00:01:30,459 --> 00:01:31,949
I don't understand.

35
00:01:33,671 --> 00:01:37,334
Card Wars, the great
and venerable game of old.

36
00:01:37,425 --> 00:01:40,792
It is the king and queen
of tabletop games.

37
00:01:41,429 --> 00:01:44,842
It combines the mechanics
of simulated combat,

38
00:01:44,849 --> 00:01:46,339
hand management,

39
00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:48,056
commodity speculation,

40
00:01:48,102 --> 00:01:49,342
Worker placement,

41
00:01:49,353 --> 00:01:50,843
blind auctioning,

42
00:01:50,855 --> 00:01:53,096
and set collection.

43
00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:56,315
Battle happens
in one of four combat lanes,

44
00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:00,478
each deriving its power from one
of the 16 themed elements ——

45
00:02:00,615 --> 00:02:03,482
corn, wheat, blue, crystals,

46
00:02:03,492 --> 00:02:08,657
acumen, torpor, frozen lakes,
lizard holes, learning...

47
00:02:09,165 --> 00:02:11,872
[Waves rumbling]

48
00:02:28,309 --> 00:02:29,640
[Yawns loudly]

49
00:02:29,685 --> 00:02:31,141
That's too many rules.

50
00:02:31,187 --> 00:02:33,143
I don't do cards
to follow rules.

51
00:02:33,188 --> 00:02:35,053
But you could be so good!

52
00:02:35,148 --> 00:02:36,934
Daddy's pro—tege!

53
00:02:37,025 --> 00:02:39,437
Of course I'd be good at it,
but I'm not into it.

54
00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,189
Look, I lost track
of how old I am.

55
00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,771
Maybe I'm almost 40.
I don't know.

56
00:02:44,824 --> 00:02:47,156
I at least need
to unpack my last decade

57
00:02:47,202 --> 00:02:49,693
before embarking
on my next decade.

58
00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:51,945
I've got to win
and be dignified.

59
00:02:51,956 --> 00:02:55,198
205 are for regretting,
305 are for being dignified,

60
00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:57,909
and 40s are older
than I ever want to be.

61
00:02:57,962 --> 00:02:59,702
Hmm.

62
00:02:59,797 --> 00:03:01,287
O...kay.

63
00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,581
You give me one of your...

64
00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:06,292
bones”.

65
00:03:06,345 --> 00:03:10,304
and I'll play one of your games.

66
00:03:24,446 --> 00:03:26,106
—[Electricity crackles]
—[Groans]

67
00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:36,738
DOORMAN:
I activate the Barrel.

68
00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,620
JAKE:
I floop the Cooper.

69
00:03:39,627 --> 00:03:41,618
— Mmmwah!
— Mmmwah!

70
00:03:41,713 --> 00:03:43,123
Cute!

71
00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:50,343
Welcome, Charlie, to the 59th
Card Wars Doubles Classic!

72
00:03:50,388 --> 00:03:53,095
That's Todd and Jennings
signing in.

73
00:03:53,141 --> 00:03:55,883
And over there,
Benton and Mike R.

74
00:03:55,977 --> 00:03:58,468
Luke and Captain Majesty.

75
00:03:58,521 --> 00:04:01,137
Mr. Outrageous
and Mr. International.

76
00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:03,018
Who's that, Papa?

77
00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:06,272
That's...uh...
the reigning champs.

78
00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:07,101
Jake?

79
00:04:07,155 --> 00:04:09,396
[Waves build]

80
00:04:09,532 --> 00:04:10,521
Grand Prix.

81
00:04:10,658 --> 00:04:12,740
GRAND PRIX: Man, I thought
you swore off tourney play,

82
00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,616
like, angrily swore it off.

83
00:04:14,662 --> 00:04:16,573
—[Moniker clears throat]
— GRAND PRIX: Oh. Uh, pardon.

84
00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:17,577
HeHo,Jake.

85
00:04:17,623 --> 00:04:19,238
Is that you, Moniker?

86
00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:20,455
How are you?

87
00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,206
— We've been just grea—
— Her?

88
00:04:22,252 --> 00:04:25,494
Oh, this is my daughter/
Card Wars partner, Charlie!

89
00:04:26,256 --> 00:04:26,961
'Sup?

90
00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:28,371
That's fantastic, Jake.

91
00:04:28,382 --> 00:04:29,746
You always wanted kids.

92
00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:31,714
Well, she's a chip
off the old block, I'll bet.

93
00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,752
Us, we're running the local
after—school OW. program,

94
00:04:34,846 --> 00:04:36,757
just like where you and me
first met.

95
00:04:36,848 --> 00:04:39,134
Most clays, we're busy running
the screen—printing shop,

96
00:04:39,142 --> 00:04:41,133
but, uh, we still make time
for the tourney,

97
00:04:41,144 --> 00:04:43,260
— just for fun, you know.
— [Waves crashing]

98
00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:45,891
Yes! We're all here
to have fun!

99
00:04:45,899 --> 00:04:48,140
Well, got to sign in.
Come, Charlie!

100
00:04:48,151 --> 00:04:49,266
Nice meeting you.

101
00:04:49,903 --> 00:04:52,144
— That's your ex, huh?
— What?

102
00:04:52,155 --> 00:04:54,988
Nothing.
You've definitely got a type.

103
00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,773
[Laughs]

104
00:04:57,534 --> 00:04:58,649
ANNOUNCER: Round 1!

105
00:04:58,744 --> 00:05:02,032
Jake and Charlie,
A.K.A. Team Dignified,

106
00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:04,030
Versus Reggie and Pete the punk.

107
00:05:04,124 --> 00:05:05,989
— Ohhhh!
— Blah, blah, blah!

108
00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:09,285
Commence Card Wars!

109
00:05:12,132 --> 00:05:15,875
I floop the Hay Barn,
and I attack with Feed Man!

110
00:05:15,928 --> 00:05:18,044
ANNOUNCER: A solid move
from the veteran Jake.

111
00:05:18,138 --> 00:05:21,380
Least Bean Ball Bomba.

112
00:05:21,433 --> 00:05:23,173
ANNOUNCER:
Bean Ball!

113
00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:24,674
Bean Ball?!

114
00:05:25,311 --> 00:05:28,178
ANNOUNCER: Feed Man's
power source is gone!

115
00:05:28,272 --> 00:05:29,808
No, no, no!

116
00:05:29,899 --> 00:05:32,015
No...big deal.

117
00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:34,559
[Inhales sharply]
Your turn, sweetie.

118
00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:35,685
Okay.

119
00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,566
I'll play...

120
00:05:37,657 --> 00:05:38,817
this one.

121
00:05:39,783 --> 00:05:40,818
[Beep]

122
00:05:40,951 --> 00:05:42,532
[Chuckles]
"Floop."

123
00:05:42,577 --> 00:05:45,284
[Whirrrrrl]

124
00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:47,946
Granary Weevil,
on your first draw?!

125
00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,072
Unprecedented.

126
00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:53,080
And combined with a downed
Feed Man, that means...

127
00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:55,828
ANNOUNCER: He's right.
It's Infinite Haymaker!

128
00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:56,670
That's game!

129
00:05:56,715 --> 00:05:58,956
A stunning move
from the newcomer Charlie.

130
00:05:58,968 --> 00:06:00,458
She's a real pro—tege.

131
00:06:00,553 --> 00:06:01,588
We win!

132
00:06:01,679 --> 00:06:03,840
— Whoo! [Laughs]
—[Laughing]

133
00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,294
Yeah, I'm out.

134
00:06:05,347 --> 00:06:06,177
What?!

135
00:06:06,223 --> 00:06:08,214
One bone, one game.

136
00:06:08,308 --> 00:06:10,720
But I'm not done burying my 20s.

137
00:06:10,811 --> 00:06:12,597
Do you want more bones?
Is that it?!

138
00:06:15,232 --> 00:06:16,938
Nah.
I only need one.

139
00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:18,599
Catch ya on the flip, Papa.

140
00:06:18,694 --> 00:06:19,683
[Squish!]

141
00:06:19,736 --> 00:06:21,100
[Rattle!]

142
00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:23,060
ANNOUNCER:
Round 2 starts in five minutes.

143
00:06:28,452 --> 00:06:29,612
Still dignified.

144
00:06:29,703 --> 00:06:30,613
Psst.

145
00:06:30,704 --> 00:06:32,364
Lost your partner, huh?

146
00:06:32,496 --> 00:06:34,236
Hey, don't worry.
We won't tattle.

147
00:06:34,372 --> 00:06:35,828
[Ting!]

148
00:06:35,874 --> 00:06:39,116
I will crush you, Grand Prix.

149
00:06:39,127 --> 00:06:41,334
[Wind Whistling]

150
00:06:55,143 --> 00:06:56,974
I'm ho—o—me!

151
00:06:58,146 --> 00:06:59,761
Hey, you two been kissing?

152
00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:03,730
What—what?!

153
00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:05,139
[Creakl]

154
00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,601
Me hungy.

155
00:07:08,653 --> 00:07:09,893
Gomp!

156
00:07:13,742 --> 00:07:16,529
All y'all keep quiet!
Charlie's flexin'!

157
00:07:17,621 --> 00:07:18,531
Let's see.

158
00:07:18,622 --> 00:07:20,863
Finally, I've got
the hair of the mother

159
00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:22,531
and a bone of the father.

160
00:07:22,626 --> 00:07:25,618
Time to do a rare turbo—boosted
personal reading.

161
00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:27,661
Self—care mega—blow.

162
00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:30,871
ANNOUNCER:
It's the semifinal round,

163
00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:33,792
and Mr. Outrageous has Jake
on the ropes.

164
00:07:33,802 --> 00:07:35,918
JAKE: [Thinking] I can still
play my Ultra Dog

165
00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,261
and force a draw.

166
00:07:37,264 --> 00:07:38,754
And while technically
a legal move,

167
00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:40,513
it’s considered
a low—class maneuver

168
00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:41,765
this late in the tourney.

169
00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:42,424
[Groans]

170
00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:44,009
Jake.

171
00:07:45,189 --> 00:07:47,145
Do it!

172
00:07:48,565 --> 00:07:51,557
I play...Ultra Dog!

173
00:07:51,568 --> 00:07:53,058
ANNOUNCER:
A shocking move!

174
00:07:53,195 --> 00:07:56,812
Ultra Dog attacks the
Tilled Field with "Cold Nose"!

175
00:07:56,948 --> 00:07:59,155
Which means...cat's game!

176
00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,690
But by tourney rules,

177
00:08:00,826 --> 00:08:04,034
the slight point lead gives
the win to Team Dignified!

178
00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,697
They advance to the finals
versus Grand Prix and Moniker.

179
00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,406
Just a garbage, garbage win.

180
00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:12,700
[Chuckles evilly]

181
00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:14,577
[Gasps]
What am I doing?!

182
00:08:14,588 --> 00:08:16,579
[Waves rumbling]

183
00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:23,301
[Cards shuffle]

184
00:08:23,347 --> 00:08:26,214
All right.
The deck is ripe.

185
00:08:26,308 --> 00:08:28,094
Let's see what the cards say.

186
00:08:33,983 --> 00:08:35,974
Dad!
Why are you here?

187
00:08:36,026 --> 00:08:37,266
This one's about me!

188
00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:42,897
[Groaning]

189
00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:46,150
That's too much sandwich!
You got to chew!

190
00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:51,245
Gah!

191
00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:53,121
Is this my 205?

192
00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:54,373
Dad was right.

193
00:08:54,419 --> 00:08:57,536
I've got to fix
these "faults of youth."

194
00:09:03,428 --> 00:09:04,792
My 30s?

195
00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:06,509
IIoohost

196
00:09:08,265 --> 00:09:09,801
My 40s.

197
00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:11,423
I'm afraid.

198
00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,804
Also, I'm naming you "Gibbon."

199
00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:17,555
My 50s.

200
00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,306
Midlife crisis.

201
00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:20,807
Good luck, Gibbon!

202
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,269
My 60s.

203
00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:27,029
I'm unfamiliar
with my changing body.

204
00:09:28,826 --> 00:09:30,316
My 70s.

205
00:09:30,411 --> 00:09:32,572
I begin
to lose people around me.

206
00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,070
My 80s.

207
00:09:36,165 --> 00:09:38,076
I'm afraid again.

208
00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:41,074
My 90s.

209
00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:43,417
I'm content and wise!

210
00:09:48,217 --> 00:09:49,423
Yeah!

211
00:09:49,469 --> 00:09:50,833
Wrinkles!

212
00:09:50,844 --> 00:09:52,334
Oh, no!

213
00:09:52,345 --> 00:09:54,961
I've been a total wand
to my dad!

214
00:09:55,057 --> 00:09:56,717
I've got to go help him!

215
00:09:56,849 --> 00:09:59,340
Come on, Jakey.
pull it together.

216
00:09:59,351 --> 00:10:01,933
Blah! Win!
Win at all costs!

217
00:10:01,979 --> 00:10:03,343
No! I bury you!

218
00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:04,723
Feel your 205!

219
00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:06,095
No, no, no!

220
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,350
CHARLIE: Be cool.

221
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,096
Mom?

222
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,099
No, Papa.
It's your 90—year—old daughter.

223
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,692
You flake!

224
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,228
Be content.

225
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:17,571
[Screams]

226
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:18,856
Whoa!

227
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,325
Whoo! Whoo!

228
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,819
— Whoop! Whoop!
— Whoop! Whoop!

229
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,487
[Both Whooping]

230
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,492
Ka—pow!

231
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,493
— Whoop!
— Yeah!

232
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,619
— Whoop!
— What—what?!

233
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,120
Dignified!

234
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,889
Yeah!

235
00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:51,847
Winners —— Grand Prix
and Moniker Des Louise.

236
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,141
[Waves rumbling]

237
00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,772
[Rumbling fades]

238
00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:02,232
Good game, Grand Prix, Moniker.

239
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,752
[Chuckles]
Okay.

240
00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:20,008
I Come along with me I

241
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:24,296
I And the butterflies and bees I

242
00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:29,516
This party is so crazy!

243
00:11:30,305 --> 00:12:30,559
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