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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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I "Adventure Time" J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I

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J“ The fun will never end J“

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I It's "Adventure Time" I

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[Imitating siren]

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[Creaki]

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[Screams]

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— BUBBLEGUM: Okay, how about now?
—[CIang]

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FINN: Yeah, I can feel it.
But there's a little delay.

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BUBBLEGUM: Hmm.

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— How about now?
—[CIang]

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Now I felt it
before you hit me.

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Whoa! Really?!

22
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Ha ha!
Just kidding!

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It's fine.
It's fine.

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Come on, now.
This is serious.

25
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And expensive.

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I've been working
on this new arm

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since the last time
this happened,

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so please don't blow it up
so fast this time.

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[Chuckles]
We'll see.

30
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Honestly, though, this doesn't
even feel that weird now.

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I mean, maybe it's 'cause it
already happened once before,

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but I don't know.

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It feels like normal, I guess.

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[Banana Guard clears throat]

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FINN:
I mean, I know it's "serious."

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—[Susan groans]
— FINN: Jake and Susan

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and Rattleballs
all got pretty banged up.

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But for me, I guess it's like...

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I don't know.
It feels right or something.

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What's weird, though,
is that grass guy.

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Kinda rubs me
the wrong way, that one.

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Yes, the mysterious grass guy.

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Tell me again what happened with
the two of you this morning.

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[Inhales exhaIes deeply]

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Okay, so, as you know...

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after Susan had gone crazy
and kicked Jake's butt,

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my grass arm got steamed
and kicked her butt.

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Then it ran off and merged butts
with my Finn Sword...

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and turned into this guy,

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and he starts talking smack!

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Mah! Maaaaah!

52
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What?!

53
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Mah! Mah!

54
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Hey, man, you stay back!

55
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Eeyuh!
Muh eeyuh!

56
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— Muh eeyuh!
— Hey! I—I said stay back, man!

57
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I seen what you did to Susan!

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[Susan groaning]

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[Straining]
Susan's...ce|ls...are on fire.

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Susah!
Susah?!

61
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Hey!
[Panting]

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Stop!

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[Both grunting]

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BOTH: You leave her alone,
you weirdo!

65
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Susan's my friend!

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Fruh...freh...

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— Friend.
— What?!

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Huh?

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I said, "What?"
What did you say?

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"Whu?"

71
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Oh. Okay.

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My ears weren't working before
for some reason.

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Or my mouth.

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[Chuckles]
Sorry about that.

75
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Also, why are you
dressed like me?

76
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Get a life, man.

77
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What?! You're dressed like me,
man! Geez!

78
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Anyway, you just keep your hands
off of Susan, guy.

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Susan?
Can you hear me?

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It's Finn.

81
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Susan?

82
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Owwww!

83
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No touch.

84
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—[Gasps]
— FINN: Oh. Sorry.

85
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[Susan groaning]

86
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You keep your hands
off of my friend!

87
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What are you on abou—

88
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Aaah! Whoa!

89
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—[Thud]
— Oof!

90
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Don't worry, Susan!

91
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[Both grunting]

92
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All right, all right!
Enough!

93
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Truce, truce!
[Groans]

94
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[Both panting]

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Sorry, dawg, but I can't
let you hurt Susan.

96
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[Growls]

97
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I wasn't gonna hurt her!

98
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I was protecting her from you!

99
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Me? But...I'm Finn Mertens, man.

100
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I'm 100% hero.
Everyone knows that.

101
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What?!
I'm Finn Mertens!

102
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Sorry, man.

103
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I mean, I'm flattered,
but...come on.

104
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No, you come on!

105
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JAKE: Finn!

106
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Hold on, buddy!
I'm coming!

107
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[Inhales deeply]

108
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Jake! Boy, am I glad to see you!

109
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This bozo keeps saying he's me.

110
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Why don't you set him straight

111
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and tell him
who the real Finn is.

112
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That one.

113
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What?

114
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Yeah, I don't know what you are.

115
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Some kind of
demon—plant thing, probably.

116
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But I ——

117
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Beating up on my poor brother
like some kind of demon!

118
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—[Gasps]
— FINN: Yeah!

119
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Show us your true form, demon!

120
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Yeah, show us!

121
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BOTH: [Chanting]
Show us! Show us!

122
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Show us! Show us!

123
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[Chuckles]

124
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[Grunts] Oof!
Whoa!

125
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Yeah, it's a real mess out here.

126
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We're gonna need
the huge ambulance.

127
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Yeah, no.

128
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No.

129
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No, the huge ——

130
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Put Banana Guard number 2
on the phone.

131
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Well, go get him!

132
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All right, all right.

133
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I think I've heard
just about enoughhhhh...

134
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to know that I need
to hear that all over again.

135
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Why don't you
take it from the top?

136
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Okay, so, as you know...

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GRASS FINN; Hey, BMO.

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[Screams]

140
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[Gasping, whimpering]

141
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[Rapid footsteps]

142
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BMO?

143
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[Popll

144
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Oh, hey!
My nose is back.

145
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[Sniffing]

146
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Mmm!
Stinks good in here.

147
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[Sniffs]

148
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It's got that "big boy" musk.

149
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Socks, trash, butt,
all the stinks of home.

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Ha!
Hey, what are you doing?

151
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Get out of here!
Ha!

152
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Man, I remember that day.

153
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That was when BMO
lost control of the tank.

154
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[Chuckles]

155
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Oh.

156
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Mm—hmm.

157
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Ha!

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Aw—.

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BANDIT PRINCESS:
Hey! Give me that!

160
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What the crease?!

161
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You gonna get it now, dude!

162
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That's the Grass Sword!

163
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Hyah!

164
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What the hey?

165
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Oh, no.

166
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No, no, no.

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[Groans]

168
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I hate this.

169
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I liked it before.

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SPIDER;
I Is waiting for the rising I

171
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Who are you?

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SPIDER:
Oh, you know, a curse.

173
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An emissary from beyond.

174
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Some kind
of grass octopus spider.

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[Screams]
Grass Demon!

176
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You're making me nervous, dude.

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N No!
0, no, no!

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SPIDER:
Don't worry about me.

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[Straining]
I am worrying about you!

180
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Dude, stop this!

181
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SPIDER: It's okay. Ijust
gotta do something here.

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One sec.

183
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FINN: Okay, just one more
[Muffled] second.

184
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So, how are you today?

185
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I'm good.

186
00:07:09,727 --> 00:07:11,137
I want out of here, though.

187
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I've pretty much done
all I can do in here.

188
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You and me, we could do
a lot better out there.

189
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I want out, too.

190
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Let's do it.

191
00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:24,025
Wait, do you mean out of the
sword or out of the cocoon?

192
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[Chuckles]
Okay. I get it.

193
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When we get out of here,
let me do the talking.

194
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[Groans]

195
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FINN: And then you asked me
to take it from the top.

196
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So...that guy is definitely

197
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an alternate—reality
evil doppelganger, right?

198
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Huh.

199
00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:49,377
No.

200
00:07:49,431 --> 00:07:52,423
He's not even
from a different timeline.

201
00:07:52,434 --> 00:07:54,265
Finn, he's just you.

202
00:07:54,311 --> 00:07:56,518
Yeah, you say that, but I’m me.

203
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— So he's ——
—[TeIephone rings]

204
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BMO?

205
00:08:00,901 --> 00:08:02,812
—[Glass shattering]
— News flash, hotshot.

206
00:08:02,819 --> 00:08:05,060
You're in the house,
and you're made out of grass,

207
00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:07,813
and you're breaking my china,
and I'm scared!

208
00:08:07,908 --> 00:08:08,943
What?!

209
00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:11,192
This grass guy's scaring BMO!

210
00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:12,318
Let's get him!

211
00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:15,324
Waaaaaaaaah!

212
00:08:17,834 --> 00:08:19,950
I've got a crush on Jake.

213
00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:23,204
[OId—timey music playing]

214
00:08:24,925 --> 00:08:26,836
Oh, no, no, no.

215
00:08:26,969 --> 00:08:30,427
I...can't...get...
anything right!

216
00:08:30,472 --> 00:08:31,427
[Screams]

217
00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:35,841
[Music continues, muted]

218
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[Music slows]

219
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JAKE:
Hey, weedy!

220
00:08:39,648 --> 00:08:40,637
Hey.

221
00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:42,981
Just let me suck around
a bit, okay, man?

222
00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:44,482
No way, buster!

223
00:08:44,528 --> 00:08:45,984
You're hurting BMO!

224
00:08:46,029 --> 00:08:47,109
I'm okay!

225
00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:50,146
Geeeeeeet outta here!

226
00:08:50,157 --> 00:08:51,488
Come on, Finn!

227
00:08:51,534 --> 00:08:54,367
Jake, uh, I'm still
processing all this.

228
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JAKE:
United front!

229
00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:57,111
Okay.

230
00:08:58,290 --> 00:08:59,245
[Groans]

231
00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:00,531
You scare BMO.

232
00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:02,533
You muck up my mom's records.

233
00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,034
You waste my br——

234
00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:06,790
You waste my breakfast syr—

235
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,537
Breakfast syrup!

236
00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,663
Hey!

237
00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,791
Look at me when I'm mad!

238
00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,919
Look at my eyes!
They're mad!

239
00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,550
And they have to look in your ——

240
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,006
Hey! They have to look
in your eyes!

241
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,766
Take my anger into your face!

242
00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,176
You're a fraud!

243
00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,802
You think you can fake Jake?

244
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,137
You can't fake Jake!

245
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:29,523
Cake, rake, lake,
hamburger steak!

246
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,933
Oh, man!

247
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,939
[Inhales deeply]

248
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:33,815
Oh!

249
00:09:37,826 --> 00:09:39,566
[Panting]

250
00:09:39,702 --> 00:09:40,782
You're a chum—bait!

251
00:09:40,827 --> 00:09:42,158
Jake, no!

252
00:09:42,203 --> 00:09:43,818
It's for fishing, BMO!

253
00:09:43,913 --> 00:09:45,778
It's something
that fishermen use!

254
00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:48,073
And he is one!
He's a chum—bait!

255
00:09:48,084 --> 00:09:49,415
FINN: Hey!

256
00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,579
Grass—me, do you want
a Finn cake?

257
00:09:54,716 --> 00:09:56,172
But...

258
00:09:56,217 --> 00:09:58,208
only Finns get Finn cakes.

259
00:09:58,219 --> 00:09:59,583
That's true.

260
00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:03,462
[Sniffs]

261
00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:04,463
Wait.

262
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,717
[Sniffs deeply]

263
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:14,724
That's that good sugary trash,
like a big boy likes.

264
00:10:14,735 --> 00:10:15,850
Oh, geez.

265
00:10:15,944 --> 00:10:18,356
I really
fell off the horse here.

266
00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:20,854
Maybe I'm not who I am.

267
00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:21,938
Sure we are.

268
00:10:21,992 --> 00:10:24,233
[Chuckles]
Weird days, man.

269
00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:25,984
Give me a minute to catch up.

270
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,109
[Sniffles]

271
00:10:27,246 --> 00:10:30,989
Hey, you gonna eat
that BMO cake?

272
00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:32,244
[Tink!]

273
00:10:35,087 --> 00:10:36,497
[Kch! Kch! Kch!]

274
00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:39,337
My hands are still tacky
from breakfast syrup.

275
00:10:39,382 --> 00:10:41,338
Hey, do you think
Grass Finn's loco?

276
00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:42,873
I think he'll be okay.

277
00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:45,755
He just needs a place to crash
while he figures some stuff out.

278
00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:48,094
Okay.

279
00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:49,379
[Snoring]

280
00:10:53,394 --> 00:10:55,009
[Snoring]

281
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I Is waiting for the rising... I

282
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:11,530
I Come along with me I

283
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,533
I And the butterflies and bees I

284
00:11:18,668 --> 00:11:20,750
This party is so crazy!

285
00:11:21,305 --> 00:12:21,647
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