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[ Duck quacks, wind whistles]

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[Zaps]

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[ Roars ]

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J" Adventure time,
come on, grab your friends I

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J“ We'll go to
very messed up lands I

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I With Finn and Jake,
Ice King, and Betty J“

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J” Who knows how it will end? I

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J‘ It's adventure time J‘

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Dang.

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What in Grod's name
am I looking at?

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Fire,

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ice,

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candy,

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and slime.

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Weird.

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How did this happen, Ice King?

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Look, I know it's a lot
to take in.

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Let‘s go to the living room.

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[ Whoosh ]

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Now settle in,
get comfortable,

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‘cause I am gonna tell you
everything.

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And it is going to
blow your —— Oop!

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I gotta kiss my skyhooks
good night.

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Good night, my skookie—wooks.

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[ Kisses ]

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Okay.

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Dude...

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Why does it look like
a four—way pizza?!

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Is everyone in 000
like a zombie?

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Is everyone basically dead?

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Everyone is not dead.
It's much worse.

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Let me
start at the beginning.

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No.

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What am I gonna do without
my besties around?

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Mm.

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J‘J‘

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Mm, okay.
Bird watching sounds cool.

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Hey, roomie! I'm going out to
pick up some magic ingredients.

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Ooh! Are you making
somethin' delicious?

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Oh, I‘m building
a magic battery to power

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my elemental purification spell.

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Cool. Bring me a snackie.

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Like... a doughnut?

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Surprise me.

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Oh, I'II surprise you.

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[Under breath ]
I'll surprise everyone.

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Wait. What was Patience
talking about?

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Oh, it's not important.
Something ominous.

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Anyways, it was then that
I really got into bird watching.

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J‘J‘

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What else we got here?

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A penguin.

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Oh. Right.

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[Gasps ] Something!

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Is that...

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Oh... my... glaah!

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[ Gasps ]

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You a toucan?

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Simon, I've been trying so hard
to help you.

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I've tried reprogramming——nnn
your —— your crown,

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Code-mapping, penguin-napping,
co—mingling with magic,

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and grasping and grappling,

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but it just hasn‘t
been happening.

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It's saddening, it's maddening,
and I'm rapping and —— and...

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[Inhales deeply]

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[Inhales]

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So I'm trying
the direct approach.

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Ugh.
Wenk!

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No, I don‘t remember who she is,
but I know how to find out.

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Hey!

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So good to see you!

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You still working
at that same place?

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Mm, my work takes me all over.

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I meant all over the place.

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Oh! Before I forget,
I just got a new phone.

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Would you mind reentering
your info for me?

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It‘s okay.
I know you don't remember me.

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No, no, no. I can get this.

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[Inhales slowly, pfft! ]

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I lost it.

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Along time ago,
you and I were... colleagues.

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My name is Betty Grof, and ——

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That's what I was gonna say!
Betty!

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[Inhales]

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Hey, do you wanna go
on a date with me tonight?

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[Babbles]
Uh, huh, buh, buh. Yes.

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Meet me at 8:00
at my Magic Man House.

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[Laughing]

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J‘J‘

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[Ring]

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Hello?

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You are not gonna believe
what just happened.

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What?

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A lady touched me!

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That's cool. Who is she?

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I think she might be
an exotic bird.

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But guess who's going
on a date tonight!

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Wow. So what are you
gonna wear?

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Oh, probably my go—to ——
blue muumuu.

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Ugh!

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No! You need to get
a nice bespoked suit.

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A be—wudda—wa?

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“Bespoke“ means it‘s custom—made
to fit your specific dimensions

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and emphasize what's flattering
about your shape.

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Like my abs.

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No, I’d say you’re kinda
bottom—heavy.

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No, that's just the muumuu,
dawg.

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I’m jacked.

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Hmm.

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Oh, yeah.

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What the heck d——
Shh!

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‘Kay, so then we went
suit shopping.

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It's very important to pick
a good, natural fabric.

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As for color, for a first suit,

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you should choose between black,
navy, or charcoal grey.

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Why?

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It's a wizard fashion rule.

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If you stray, you‘ll look
like a fool.

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How‘s about if I make my suit
a onesie?

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[Smack]
Ow!

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Whoa.

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Let‘s get to work!

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J‘J‘

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And then Life—Giving Magus
checked an even darker...

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[Whispers ] What is going on?
...shade of gray against
my face.

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Until finally...

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Life-Giving Magus: Yep!

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Pretty fly for an ice guy.

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J‘J‘

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Male voice.’ [ Singsongy ]
Ding dong! Someone’s here!

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That's clever.

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Hello, Simon.

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Uh, flowers.

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Come in. Come in.

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I really like how
you decorated the place.

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I'm really into skulls
and old teeth in jars, too.

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Ready for our date?

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You bet.

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Bah—bam!

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Aaaaah!

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[ Pants ] This a—way.

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What is this place?

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In the old days,
we would meet here,

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and you would give me books
because you had a subscription

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to the Book a Day Club.

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Book a Day?

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You gave me the excess books
because I was associated

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with Books for the Bookless.

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[Laughs ] Simon!
You want your usual booth?

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5090! You remember him?
Lead the way, Bogo!

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So...

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Yes?

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Are we going splitsies?

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[Sighs]

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Okay, I‘ll pay for half
your entrée.

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But if you get an appy
or a dessert, it's on you.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm!

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[Smacks lips]

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[Inhaling deeply ] Aah!

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What? There something
in my beard?

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You don't remember any of this?

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[ Thinking ] She's starting
to freak me out.

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Ring, ring!

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Sorry. I should take this.

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Oh, hi, Gunter.
No. I'm on my date.

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[Inhaling deeply]

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Gunter, I have to go.

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[ Chomping ]

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Technology, right? [Chuckles]

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Aah! No!

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I Zapping ]
It's all wrong!

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Ugh! Zap!
Wha? '

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[ Whoosh ]

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Well, that was terrifying.

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I‘ve tried everything I can
think of to make Simon remember.

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Is there something I'm missing?

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What am I doing wrong?

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Maybe you're going after someone
who doesn't exist anymore.

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Why not take him as he is?

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After all, you've been through
a lot of changes yourself.

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You're making a lot of sense,
Tiny Manticore.

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We're like two shadows,
two ghosts caught in limbo.

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It sounds depressing
when you say it that way.

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Think of a different way
to say it.

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[ Crying softly ]

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[Sighs heavily]

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Wenk.

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Oh, uh, just stretching.

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Wenk?

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The date?
Uh, yeah, it went great.

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I don‘t know about
a second date, though.

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I don't wanna be that guy

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who just hangs out with
his girlfriend all the time

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and doesn‘t see his friends.

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Man, I wanna be that guy
so bad.

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[ Whoosh ]

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Hey, I was just talking about
you to my penguin.

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Have you met Gunter?

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Yes. I kidnapped him
that one time.

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Look, Simon --
I mean, Ice King.

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Yeah, who's this Simon guy
you keep yakking about?

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Should I be jealous?

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He's somebody I knew
a long time ago.

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Hey, you still into
bird watching?

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Watch this.

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[ Electricity crackles ]
Mmm... zow!

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[ Birds chirping]
[Laughs ] Amazing!

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[ Laughs ]
Such beautiful birds!

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They‘re all for you, Ice King.

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Woof. What a bust.

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These are
some low—grade fairies.

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My magic battery is
going to su——

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Who's this dancing with
the I.K.?

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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Bird friend! [Laughs]

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How delightful.

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[Laughing]

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Ha! [Sighs]

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Huh? Where did
the weird lady go?

221
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Uh... well,
when you weren't looking,

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her —— her mom showed up
and told her that

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her old boyfriend wanted to be
with her again,

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and they ran off together.
The end.

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Her mom?

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Well, I gotta go.

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I almost forgot!

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Surprise!

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[ Crying, chewing]

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[Groans]

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I wonder if my roomie
has any more

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of these soothing doughnuts.

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Only one way to find out!

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J‘J‘

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Patience:
Elemental, elemental.

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Stand, do not sit.

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Cool.

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Elemental, Elemental.

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Can not quit.

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Weird Lady!

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Blast him!

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[Humming]

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Eee.

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[ZapsI

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Then everything went nuts.

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There was all this light
and noise.

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I grabbed as many penguins
as I could —— one.

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But now that you‘re here,

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we can go back
and save Weird Lady.

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Sounds like we got
our first lead.

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All we needed was...
a little patience.

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J“ Come along with me I

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J” And the butterflies and bees J“

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This party is so crazy!

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