1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,277 - Torvald Utne. - The Olympic shot-putter? 2 00:00:04,455 --> 00:00:07,015 The chairman of the UN Intelligence Committee. 3 00:00:07,191 --> 00:00:09,955 Do you not even skim the briefings in your inbox? 4 00:00:10,127 --> 00:00:13,494 - I have an inbox? - Utne decides which spy agency... 5 00:00:13,664 --> 00:00:16,531 gets the insanely lucrative UN contract. 6 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,032 And as you may or... 7 00:00:20,004 --> 00:00:22,404 - probably don't know, - for six years running... 8 00:00:22,573 --> 00:00:25,041 the contract has gone to ODIN. 9 00:00:25,209 --> 00:00:27,871 Ugh. The Organization of Douche bags In... In... 10 00:00:28,045 --> 00:00:30,707 - Wait, I had something. - Douche-baggery notwithstanding... 11 00:00:30,881 --> 00:00:33,543 - Nowheresville. - their ground floor isn't a laundromat. 12 00:00:33,717 --> 00:00:36,845 - Wash-and-fold, technically. - ISIS needs that UN contract. 13 00:00:37,021 --> 00:00:40,320 So I am going to woo Mr. Torvald Utne... 14 00:00:40,491 --> 00:00:43,927 - Gross. - with a dinner party. Tonight. 15 00:00:44,094 --> 00:00:46,790 - And you're uninviting me in advance. - Normally, yes. 16 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,127 But this party is different. And very important... 17 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,735 so absolutely nothing can go wrong. 18 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:55,394 Then we better keep Dr. Bellows away from Jeannie... 19 00:00:55,572 --> 00:00:57,164 - No, no dates. - I Dream of Jeannie. 20 00:00:57,341 --> 00:00:59,866 No one is bringing a date, so don't you bring a date. 21 00:01:00,044 --> 00:01:02,740 I don't wanna get there and be the only one without a date. 22 00:01:02,913 --> 00:01:06,679 And I don't want another one of your sullen whores using my medicine cabinet... 23 00:01:06,850 --> 00:01:09,683 like a Pez dispenser. 24 00:01:09,853 --> 00:01:12,549 Peggy, you will probably kill me for this... 25 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:15,556 but Senator, we now have a subway museum... 26 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:20,722 If... Are you still big into trains? 27 00:01:20,898 --> 00:01:24,459 That wasn't her fault. Who puts OxyContin in a Xanax bottle? 28 00:01:24,635 --> 00:01:27,160 - People with servants, idiot. - If they steal pills... 29 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:31,570 - how does it help to switch the labels? - Because they can't read English. 30 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:35,234 Ha, ha. I'm gonna leave you to think about that whole line of reasoning... 31 00:01:35,412 --> 00:01:37,539 - You think. - And what scheme you're hatching... 32 00:01:37,715 --> 00:01:40,582 - for this dinner party. - There's no scheme-hatchery. 33 00:01:40,751 --> 00:01:41,945 Hello? 34 00:01:44,054 --> 00:01:47,785 - Do you mind? It's the caterer. - Right. Okay, sure. 35 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:50,078 - Your instructions are clear? - Ja. No problem. 36 00:01:51,595 --> 00:01:53,825 Oh, I have other call. Yeah, okay. 37 00:01:53,998 --> 00:01:55,488 - Hello? Oh. - Hello? 38 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:58,601 - Da, da. - So your instructions are clear? 39 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:01,329 - Da. - Excellent. 40 00:02:01,505 --> 00:02:05,441 - Uta, get dressed, we work tonight. - But Mani, what about The Fantasticks? 41 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:07,702 Tomorrow, liebchen, I promise, but to... 42 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:12,310 - You brought this ridiculous thing. - Is it so ridiculous... 43 00:02:12,483 --> 00:02:17,318 - to ready my body for the baby? - Uta. Please do not start this. 44 00:02:17,488 --> 00:02:19,649 Just ready your body for work, hmm? 45 00:02:19,823 --> 00:02:21,688 Fine. What is the job? 46 00:02:21,859 --> 00:02:25,226 Two jobs. The first, we make a big phony attempt... 47 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:29,298 - to kill Torvald Utne. - Okay. And the second? 48 00:02:30,334 --> 00:02:31,961 We kill Torvald Utne. 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 50 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:06,094 So your instructions are clear? 51 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:10,001 Drinks and fish balls. You ring first bell for dinner. 52 00:03:10,174 --> 00:03:14,406 And on second bell, I come out, all John Wooey... 53 00:03:14,578 --> 00:03:17,206 screaming crazy and shooting blanks. 54 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:20,942 Then I throw myself in front of Utne, shielding him with my supple body... 55 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,916 as you're gunned down by ISIS agents. 56 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:26,420 Who are also shooting blanks. 57 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,652 - Mm-hm. - And loud ones. 58 00:03:28,826 --> 00:03:32,819 Because for Utne to buy it, everyone must act surprised. 59 00:03:32,996 --> 00:03:35,726 - Oh, I'm sure they will. - Yeah, me too. 60 00:03:35,899 --> 00:03:38,424 Mani, I have a bad feeling for this. 61 00:03:38,602 --> 00:03:41,332 Why? Only I will have real bullets. 62 00:03:41,505 --> 00:03:43,837 This is taking chocolate from a baby. 63 00:03:44,007 --> 00:03:46,237 Oh, no, we won't give our baby chocolate. 64 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:49,004 - Ugh. - He can have carob. 65 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:52,046 Thanks for inviting us to your swanky dinner party, Ms. Archer. 66 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:54,514 - Yeah, I could get used to this. - Don't. 67 00:03:54,685 --> 00:03:58,621 You're only here because I may need you to take one for the team. 68 00:03:58,789 --> 00:04:02,555 - Torvald is an incorrigible poon hound. - Ha, ha. 69 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:05,718 - Those are enormous in size. - Oh, well... 70 00:04:05,896 --> 00:04:10,128 - Uh, thank you. Kind of. - May I please cup one in my hand? 71 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,860 - Ooh. See, here's the thing... - We're actually together. 72 00:04:13,036 --> 00:04:15,231 Cyril, go get some gravlax. 73 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:18,135 Torvald, feel free to cup anything in the room. 74 00:04:18,308 --> 00:04:21,368 Uh... Oh, you were talking about my guns. 75 00:04:21,545 --> 00:04:23,308 Strange that you wear them to a party. 76 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,244 - Normally I wouldn't, but Malory... - But that's ISIS for you. 77 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:28,111 Always primed and ready for action. 78 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:33,322 - This is good to know. - Yeah, how about that? 79 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:37,654 Which is why you should consider ISIS for the UN contract. 80 00:04:37,828 --> 00:04:40,888 Our agents are highly-trained in many disciplines. 81 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,231 - Like Krav Maga, for instance. - My arm, my arm. 82 00:04:45,402 --> 00:04:47,165 - You're breaking my arm. - Lana. 83 00:04:47,337 --> 00:04:51,137 - Oh, I'm sorry. Did that hurt? - Yes, it hurt. What is wrong with you? 84 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:55,142 Nothing but too much enthusiasm for the opportunity to serve the UN. 85 00:04:55,312 --> 00:04:57,280 - Oh, and hands like the Truckasaurus. - Hey. 86 00:04:57,447 --> 00:05:01,178 - Gravlax, anyone? - No. No gravlax. I need painkillers. 87 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:03,546 - Cyril, in my medicine cabinet... Wait, no. - Aah. 88 00:05:05,355 --> 00:05:08,153 I have to get it myself, just right after I get that. 89 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,694 - Hello. - You're late. 90 00:05:11,862 --> 00:05:14,490 - What is that smell? - Gravlax and failure. 91 00:05:14,665 --> 00:05:16,656 I think Lana just broke Torvald's hand. 92 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,927 - Truckasaurus. Ha, ha! - And we won't win that contract if... 93 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:22,697 Who on God's green earth dressed you? 94 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:26,240 Nobody, that's why I'm late. Woodhouse just disappeared. 95 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,707 Only temporarily, sir. 96 00:05:27,878 --> 00:05:31,109 - Why are you here? - Actually sir, I'm with Carina. 97 00:05:31,281 --> 00:05:32,680 - Who? - Carina. 98 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,476 - Ugh. - I changed it again. 99 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:37,518 I feel that Carina better captures my sensual womanhood. 100 00:05:37,688 --> 00:05:39,747 Yeah, she so totally does. 101 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,914 - You said no dates. - I said no such thing. 102 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,993 - Well, your mouth did. - Well, your mouth better get over there... 103 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:46,891 - and make Torvald happy. - Um, phrasing? 104 00:05:47,064 --> 00:05:50,625 Regale him with exciting tales of ISIS exploits. 105 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:54,362 Take his mind off Lana's huge, Johnny Benchian fingers. 106 00:05:54,538 --> 00:05:57,063 - Can we get off my fingers? - Yeah, they are pretty big. 107 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,361 - First time I've heard you complain. - Hi-ho! Ha, ha. 108 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:02,242 - Seriously, who wants gravlax? - Sterling, go. Regale him. 109 00:06:02,412 --> 00:06:04,778 - I think he's already being regaled. - Meatballs! 110 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,475 - Oh, for... Torvald. - Bet you get that a lot, huh, Torvie? 111 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:10,779 Swedish meatballs. 112 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,013 Get away from me, you disgusting woman. 113 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:16,023 - Wow. So even Pam got a date. - A man, even. 114 00:06:16,193 --> 00:06:19,321 But suave master-spy, Sterling Archer, stands alone. 115 00:06:19,496 --> 00:06:21,088 Just like the cheese. 116 00:06:21,265 --> 00:06:24,325 - I have a... - And a very handsome cheese, at that. 117 00:06:24,501 --> 00:06:26,264 I don't even know how you got out, Woodhouse. 118 00:06:26,436 --> 00:06:28,116 - Alone. - And I do have a date. 119 00:06:28,272 --> 00:06:30,832 - You do? Where is she? - She is parking. 120 00:06:31,008 --> 00:06:32,942 Oh, yeah? What's she driving? A Snuffleupagus? 121 00:06:34,544 --> 00:06:36,102 Uh, oh, wait. Uh, with all that... 122 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,771 - sexy European lingerie modeling... - Mm-hm? 123 00:06:38,949 --> 00:06:42,407 To pay for her European med school that she's going to... 124 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:44,850 she probably never had time to learn to drive. 125 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:47,183 She sounds fabulous. 126 00:06:47,357 --> 00:06:50,849 - Gravlax? - Thanks, no. I'm allergic to cat piss. 127 00:06:51,028 --> 00:06:52,427 Go away. 128 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:55,290 - So your instructions are clear? - Oh. 129 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:59,128 Why must you micromanage everything? Yeah, yeah, okay. 130 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,837 You know what second-hand smoke does to a fetus. 131 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,373 Uta, after we kill Utne... 132 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:10,377 we need to have a very long and serious talk. 133 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:12,777 No. I need a painkiller, not a... 134 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:15,383 - Torvald. - What is that? A calcium supplement? 135 00:07:15,552 --> 00:07:19,113 - Trust me, dear, these work wonders. - Okay. 136 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:20,722 But what I have seen... 137 00:07:20,891 --> 00:07:24,224 ISIS is a distant second to ODIN. Very distant. 138 00:07:24,394 --> 00:07:26,055 What about the groundbreaking work... 139 00:07:26,229 --> 00:07:29,323 Dr. Krieger is doing for ISIS in our Applied Research Division? 140 00:07:29,499 --> 00:07:32,093 - Yeah, tell him about the sex-robot. - The what? 141 00:07:32,269 --> 00:07:34,965 - Yes... The what? - I call him Fister Roboto. 142 00:07:35,138 --> 00:07:37,504 - But it doesn't just fist. Tell him. - Pam! 143 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:41,269 He's a fully-integrated multi-fetish artificial being. 144 00:07:41,445 --> 00:07:46,075 - That is the most disgusting... - Shut up. Shut, shut. And the best part... 145 00:07:46,249 --> 00:07:50,686 - is that he's learning. - ISIS clearly is not the agency for us. 146 00:07:50,854 --> 00:07:53,015 Rotten gravlax, sex-bots, and, uh... 147 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:55,624 except for the Negress, the women are... 148 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:58,761 Willing to do whatever it takes. 149 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:01,489 - Still gross. - And such rudeness. 150 00:08:01,665 --> 00:08:05,362 - Fister Roboto wouldn't take that. - He's just too damn sensitive. 151 00:08:05,535 --> 00:08:08,834 As also am I. So if you will excuse... 152 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:13,772 There, there. Let that calcium citrate seep into your bones. 153 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:15,639 What about Trinette? She said that? 154 00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:18,804 How about Jade? Oh, no, never mind. 155 00:08:18,982 --> 00:08:22,474 Destiny? No, she's not passable. With that Adam's apple... 156 00:08:22,652 --> 00:08:24,779 she looks like she swallowed a Rubik's Cube. 157 00:08:24,955 --> 00:08:26,217 - Excuse me, sir. - I... 158 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,727 - You are looking for a date? - Are you working? 159 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:35,387 Mm. You could say that, yes. 160 00:08:35,565 --> 00:08:39,524 Then we need to lock down your cover story. And, uh... 161 00:08:39,703 --> 00:08:42,001 I need to hit an ATM. 162 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,809 Torvald, please, don't go yet. 163 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:49,502 - You haven't even tried the fish balls. - No need. 164 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:53,410 There is plenty of fishiness going on at ISIS without your balls. 165 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,244 Maybe I should go say something. 166 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:58,411 Where's the damn fish balls, already? I could kill for some food. 167 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:00,556 - Sure it wouldn't be the first time. - Lana. 168 00:09:00,724 --> 00:09:03,284 No, I just meant like she literally killed somebody. 169 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,724 Then ate their corpse. I saw where you were going. 170 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:09,696 - You know... - When I served in the King's African Rifles... 171 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:13,324 the local Zambezi tribesmen called human flesh... 172 00:09:13,503 --> 00:09:15,903 "long pig." 173 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,537 Never much cared for it. 174 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,437 Torvald, at least stay for dinner. 175 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:23,943 - I think you'll be very surprised by... - I detest surprises. 176 00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:27,015 Which is why the contract will remain with ODIN. 177 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:30,347 Mani, do something. Utne is leaving. 178 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,954 Okay, okay, we go ahead of schedule. 179 00:09:33,123 --> 00:09:35,057 Find some Tupperware, we take food to go. 180 00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:37,284 But you promised me Ruby Foo's. 181 00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:40,953 Yeah, I also promised you a baby. How's that working out for you? 182 00:09:41,131 --> 00:09:44,726 - Hey, does that cook seem weird? - Normal-weird or German-weird? 183 00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:46,892 Now, good night, and good... 184 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:51,268 Evening, you beautiful girl. 185 00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:53,807 - Hello. - You're not, um, leaving, are you? 186 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:57,538 No, not if you are staying, Miss? 187 00:09:57,714 --> 00:10:00,274 - Oh, um... Yup. - Hübsch. 188 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:03,180 - Elke Hübsch. - A pleasure, my dear. 189 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:06,880 - I am Torvald... - Utne, I know. 190 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:10,322 - I am a great admirer. - You know he's not the shot-putter, right? 191 00:10:10,494 --> 00:10:13,292 Of course he is not the shot-putter. 192 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:15,556 But I am sure he is very strong. 193 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:18,792 Ha, ha. Unlike these drinks. Come, my dear... 194 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:21,563 let us find something potable. 195 00:10:21,738 --> 00:10:25,640 - Whoa. Wait a minute. Hey, Utne. Utne! - Would you shut up? 196 00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:27,538 We just need to keep Torvald happy... 197 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:31,078 - until dinner. - And what about my happiness, Mother? 198 00:10:31,248 --> 00:10:33,808 - Well? - Oh, was that not rhetorical? 199 00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:40,588 The Needle? Why is she here? 200 00:10:40,757 --> 00:10:44,386 Oh, that Russian prick. He sent two teams again. 201 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:48,156 And if the Needle kills Utne, we won't even get our per diem. 202 00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:50,322 But what if you kill them both? 203 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,866 Oh. Yeah, I could do this. 204 00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:55,095 - Hey, help. - Ah! Help with what, sir? 205 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:58,935 No, I was addressing you as "help." What's the story on those fish balls? 206 00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:02,272 - Coming right out. - Hurry it up. All I've had today is, like... 207 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:04,675 six gummy bears and some Scotch. 208 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:09,618 - This is why I don't get you nice things. - Not that. Him. Uta, that was Duchess. 209 00:11:09,786 --> 00:11:13,654 - That was Duchess? - Yeah, the deadliest agent there is. 210 00:11:14,491 --> 00:11:16,083 Oh, my God. 211 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,954 I can't believe they fell for that. 212 00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:20,562 But if he's on the plan of Frau Archer... 213 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:25,030 What if her plan is a big fat set-up? What if they mean to kill us? 214 00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:27,795 - Oh! Mani, the baby. - Ah. 215 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:30,804 Okay. So now we go to Plan Manfred. 216 00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:34,000 - And then Ruby Foo's. - Well, we will see. 217 00:11:34,177 --> 00:11:37,806 Really? A European lingerie model. 218 00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:41,144 Only to pay for European med school. Ha, ha. 219 00:11:41,318 --> 00:11:44,810 - Like to get a physical from her. - Or with her. Ha, ha. 220 00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:47,252 - Ow, ow, ow! - I wonder if Dr. Panty Model knows... 221 00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:49,824 how many pounds it takes to snap a collarbone? 222 00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:53,759 - She probably uses the metric system. - Yeah, what do they use? Kilowatts? 223 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:58,128 - No, in this case it would be pascals. - Ugh. Hey, Europe, be gayer. 224 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,997 - Lana. Release him. - As you wish. 225 00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:05,232 - I find your lack of faith disturbing. - I find your mannish hands disturbing. 226 00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:06,898 I think they're kinda sexy. 227 00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:10,069 - Excuse me? - They're fingers, Pam, not kielbasas. 228 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:13,909 But keep them limbered up. I have a big surprise planned for dinner... 229 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:16,985 and I need you ready, locked, and loaded. 230 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:21,954 Yeah so, do you maybe want to let us in on your little scheme-hatchery? 231 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:26,191 - No. - Oh, if I were 20 years younger. 232 00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:28,661 - I can make you feel like you are. - Mm. 233 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,733 I would like I think that very much. 234 00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:34,199 - Well then go find an ATM, - I'm sorry? 235 00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:37,033 Oh, me too. I must leave for a moment. 236 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,306 - Excuse me. - Yeah, sorry, don't mind me. 237 00:12:40,477 --> 00:12:43,913 - Hey, are you having a good time? - Oh, I am. Ha, ha. 238 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,948 Good to hear. Please excuse us. Mm-hm. 239 00:12:48,118 --> 00:12:50,052 Keep her out of the medicine cabinet. 240 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,916 One more dead body in here, and that bitch Trudy Beekman... 241 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,614 will have me right back in front of the co-op board. 242 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,056 You don't get along with your neighbors anywhere. 243 00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:01,061 Who could with a woman who wallpapered her guest bathroom... 244 00:13:01,231 --> 00:13:02,994 with vintage New Yorker covers? 245 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,726 Yes, Major. I am in position... 246 00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:08,336 and ready to eliminate the target. 247 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:11,065 Excellent. ODIN will find it much harder... 248 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:13,835 to bribe a dead man for the UN contract. 249 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:17,038 And I will find it much more enjoyable... 250 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,238 to work with the woman who runs ISIS. 251 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:23,750 - What do you mean "with?" - Against. Obviously. Duh. 252 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,616 Obviously. And so I still think... 253 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,451 you should let me kill everybody here. 254 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:33,892 Nyet. Under no circumstances are you to harm the hostess. Who, um... 255 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:37,224 - Whose name I have no way of knowing. - Hey. What the hell are you doing? 256 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:41,167 - Uh, Botox. - Not from the medicine cabinet. No. 257 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:44,238 Don't use this. She switches all the labels on her medicine. 258 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:48,400 - Why? - I think there's, like, a racial component. 259 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,637 But for all we know, this could be insulin. 260 00:13:50,814 --> 00:13:53,510 - Oh, your mother is a diabetic? - How should I know? 261 00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:56,208 Why don't you just pour it on everybody's? 262 00:13:56,386 --> 00:14:00,447 We are not to harm the hostess. 263 00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:02,386 But her I want to poison most of all. 264 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,858 - Are you lazy Huns ready, or what? - Oh. Ha, ha. Hello, yep. 265 00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:09,931 - Good. So on the second bell... - I come out shooting blanks. See? 266 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,466 Uta is just, uh, polishing the gun. 267 00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:16,901 Give me that. Some idiot dropped a fish ball on my Azerbaijani rug. 268 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:20,808 - I am that idiot. - Ach. 269 00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:23,878 Why are you so immature? 270 00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:25,545 I'm 19. 271 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:27,706 Elke? Is everything all right? 272 00:14:27,884 --> 00:14:29,579 Wunderbar, Tovald. 273 00:14:29,753 --> 00:14:32,347 - How are you? - I am fantastic, my dear. 274 00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:35,855 Those calcium supplements are amazing. 275 00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:38,323 You're gonna need some calcium, after I... 276 00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:40,793 do something bad to your bones. 277 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,324 - Hello? - Hello? 278 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,831 - Can you hear me? Come in. - What? Wait. 279 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,764 - What the hell? - What is the frequency? 280 00:14:46,936 --> 00:14:49,734 - Kenneth? - Turn off. Turn off. Turn off. 281 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:53,000 What? I can't hear you, tiny man. 282 00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:57,306 Oh, great. Thanks, Mother, for replacing the baby aspirin with LSD. 283 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,879 God, that is just... 284 00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:01,209 hmm, classic her. 285 00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:04,811 Places, everyone. 286 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,013 - Is everyone comfy? - Relatively. 287 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,384 Sterling and Lana? 288 00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,185 You both have a clear line of... 289 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,987 - sight to the kitchen? - Yes? 290 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,393 - Sure, I think so. - Well then let's eat. First bell. 291 00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:19,968 - Wow. Forgot how much I hated that. - Oh, that's right. 292 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,697 I kept it on the nightstand to wake Nanny whenever Sterling wet the bed. 293 00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:26,171 - Ha-ha-ha! - I... Mother! 294 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,377 Sissy bed-wetter. 295 00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:32,174 - Wait, whose bed? - It was always "don't ask, don't tell." 296 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,112 - Woodhouse. What are you doing? - Uh, sitting down, sir. 297 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:37,378 - What, at the table? Like people? - Sterling. 298 00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:40,045 - Sterling. - What? Look, he thinks he's people. 299 00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:43,317 This Archer is a gigantic douche bag. 300 00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:45,051 Oh, Torvald. 301 00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:48,486 - Who cares about him? - Oh. 302 00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:50,565 Woodhouse, dear, please have a seat. 303 00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,564 - Very kind of you, ma'am. - Shut up. 304 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:55,465 - Torvald, a toast? - Sure, go crazy. 305 00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:57,572 - Oh... - Then, um... 306 00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:00,475 - Hooray. Dig in. - Wow. 307 00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,806 - And what is this we're eating? - It smells vaguely poisonous. 308 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,505 It does smell vaguely poisonous. 309 00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:09,846 - Are you sure she has the right plate? - Pretty sure. 310 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:12,214 - Oh, Uta. - What? I am pretty sure. 311 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,715 Don't worry, this is a normal smell. 312 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,919 - This is called Janssons frestelse. - Frestel? 313 00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:24,157 Yes, frestelse. It means "temptation." 314 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:28,031 Oh, Torvald. I am very tempted. 315 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:33,005 Yes, and I am tempted to give ISIS the UN contract, Malory. 316 00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,508 Hmm? I mean, you are? 317 00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:39,045 - Well, it depends on your frestelse. - Mm. 318 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,773 Tell me, my dear, is it tempting? 319 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,619 Elke, what is the matter? Are you...? 320 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,181 - Um... - What? 321 00:16:48,358 --> 00:16:50,622 That's the wrong plate, Uta. 322 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:51,919 Uta. 323 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,653 That's how you talk. 324 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,230 - Perfidy. - No, Torvald, there's no perfidy. 325 00:16:56,399 --> 00:17:00,028 - You poison my food over a contract? - Torvald, I swear I didn't... 326 00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:03,639 When I am finished with ISIS, you won't be able to get a contract... 327 00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:06,104 - for a pre-paid mobile phone. - No, no! 328 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,212 I will tear you down brick by perfidious brick. 329 00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:15,414 - It's okay. - Aah! 330 00:17:15,585 --> 00:17:17,519 It's okay, they're just blanks. 331 00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:19,518 - Oh. - Well, see, you say that. 332 00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:23,386 - But they were blanks. Weren't they? - Uh, only if the back of his skull picked... 333 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,925 - that exact moment to explode outwards. - What? 334 00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,187 - Ugh! - Oh, my God. 335 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,923 - Damn it. Where are those Germans? - What? 336 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,763 I should not do this in my condition. 337 00:17:32,936 --> 00:17:36,736 What condition? Your only condition is that you are a stupid crazy girl. 338 00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:40,398 Do not speak to me like a child, Manfred. I hate when you do that. 339 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:41,838 I think you like it. Ja. 340 00:17:42,011 --> 00:17:45,742 Because I think you have some serious and unresolved issues with your father. 341 00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:48,406 Yeah? And maybe that is why I date... 342 00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:50,814 a wrinkled old man like you. 343 00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:54,614 - Wow. - I didn't mean that. 344 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,555 - No, no, it's okay. I think we both knew it. - Oh, Mani. 345 00:17:57,727 --> 00:18:00,560 Just strange to hear it out loud. 346 00:18:02,699 --> 00:18:05,964 - Oh, for shit's sake. - And they didn't do one dish. 347 00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,603 - This is funny to you? - I ate a bunch of that LSD... 348 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:11,535 - you had labeled as baby Aspirin. - That was baby Aspirin. 349 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,936 - Oh. - Hey, guys? 350 00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:14,371 - Wait, what? - What, uh? 351 00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:17,069 - What's the plan here? - I shall fetch a rug. 352 00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:21,205 No you will not. That rug was a gift from the Azeri Khan himself. 353 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:25,452 And besides, we're not going far. 354 00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:30,192 Is that hard to do? With those big old ballpark frankenfingers? 355 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,487 Shut up. 356 00:18:32,662 --> 00:18:34,653 Hurry, the Beekmans will be back any time. 357 00:18:34,831 --> 00:18:36,298 And nobody touch anything. 358 00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,400 God, Cyril, would you go? 359 00:18:38,568 --> 00:18:42,561 - Unh. I should be carrying her. - Cyril, I paid her, I get to carry her corpse. 360 00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:45,902 - See? Just look at this bathroom. - I kinda like it. 361 00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:48,066 Exactly. All right, drop them there... 362 00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:50,769 next to that awful Louis Quinze repro. 363 00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:56,042 Now then. We want this to look like a classic hooker-murder-suicide... 364 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:58,687 so, Cyril. Take Sterling's gun... 365 00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:01,323 - and pump a round into his prostitute. - Wait, what? 366 00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:04,483 Everyone shoots the chippy. That way, we're all in it together. 367 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,356 Think of it as a team-building exercise. 368 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:11,398 - ODIN gets to go on Outward Bound. - ODIN can suck it. Now shoot. 369 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,625 Oh, Jesus. 370 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,248 - You're next. - Cyril, that was pathetic. 371 00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:19,605 - Come on. Everybody shoots. - Hey, I wanna go. Bam! 372 00:19:20,343 --> 00:19:22,823 Now, Sterling, drop your gun between the bodies, and... 373 00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:26,278 No. Have you never seen CSI? This is already, like, Clue Town. 374 00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:29,350 - Not for long. Dr. Krieger, dear? - What? Oh. 375 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:32,818 Cyril, call 911 from their phone and leave it off the hook... 376 00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:35,753 - and Sterling. - But this gun, it was a gift. 377 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,553 Oh, please. Nobody gives you gifts. 378 00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,161 You don't know. 379 00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,196 Whatever you say, dear. Dr. Krieger? 380 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,380 - Now, then... - Still didn't get the contract. 381 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:52,170 Oh, but I will. And I'll get to see Trudy Beekman... 382 00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:55,674 try to explain this little barbecue to the co-op board. 383 00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:57,676 That smell takes me back. 384 00:19:57,847 --> 00:20:01,442 - Just like a Zambezi feast. - Yeah, I'm kinda hungry. 385 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,212 - Is that weird? - It would be weirder if you weren't. 386 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:07,028 Well this torte's a winner, Malory. 387 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,852 - What was the name again? - Kladdkaka. 388 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,659 Stop it. 389 00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:22,202 I'm sorry. That... That's a funny word. 390 00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:26,171 Oh, I thought we were laughing at the dead people we set on fire. 391 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,079 Um, sorry. 391 00:20:32,305 --> 00:21:32,946 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP