1 00:00:02,145 --> 00:00:04,579 All aboard, for safety and adventure! 2 00:00:04,748 --> 00:00:07,114 On the rigid airship Excelsior... 3 00:00:07,284 --> 00:00:09,616 ... where the pampered luxury of a cruise ship... 4 00:00:09,786 --> 00:00:12,277 ... meets the smoothness of modern air travel. 5 00:00:12,456 --> 00:00:16,290 Yes, when you fly Excelsior, you're flying in style! 6 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:17,950 - And safety! Safety? 7 00:00:18,128 --> 00:00:20,961 - But isn't hydrogen flammable? - And how, Timmy! 8 00:00:21,131 --> 00:00:23,361 That's why Excelsior is filled with safe... 9 00:00:23,534 --> 00:00:26,970 ... natural helium. Why, it's actually flame-retardant! 10 00:00:27,137 --> 00:00:28,866 - Neat! - And safe! 11 00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:32,202 So, whether you're enjoying Excelsior's majestic vistas... 12 00:00:32,376 --> 00:00:35,311 ... duty-free shopping, high-stakes baccarat... 13 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,208 ... dancing with your lovely wife... 14 00:00:37,381 --> 00:00:40,475 ... or even a cigar after a French gourmet dinner... 15 00:00:40,651 --> 00:00:44,143 ... you'll be enjoying them in style. And safety! 16 00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:47,381 - All aboard Excelsior! God. 17 00:00:47,558 --> 00:00:49,025 Who'd wanna put a bomb on that? 18 00:00:49,192 --> 00:00:51,319 That's what we're hoping ISIS can find out. 19 00:00:51,495 --> 00:00:55,522 No, why bother? Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater, and boom, it's: 20 00:00:55,699 --> 00:00:58,361 "Oh, the humanity!" 21 00:00:58,535 --> 00:01:00,025 - No, no, that... - Sterling. 22 00:01:00,203 --> 00:01:01,727 Were you watching some other commercial just now? 23 00:01:01,905 --> 00:01:03,566 It's a rigid airship. 24 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:07,073 - Filled with helium. - Which is non-flammable! Dumb-ass. 25 00:01:07,244 --> 00:01:09,974 I thought our promotional video covered that fairly well. 26 00:01:10,147 --> 00:01:12,707 Oh, and how. Sterling, it's totally safe. 27 00:01:12,883 --> 00:01:14,817 Well, except for the bomb threat. 28 00:01:14,985 --> 00:01:16,316 No, not to worry, dear. 29 00:01:16,486 --> 00:01:19,478 ISIS won't let terrorists blow up your lovely blimp. 30 00:01:19,656 --> 00:01:22,318 - Rigid airship. - My top two agents will be on board. 31 00:01:22,492 --> 00:01:25,222 - Nope! - And I will oversee the operation... 32 00:01:25,395 --> 00:01:29,661 personally from what I assume will be first-class accommodations. 33 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:31,733 Oh, actually we are fully booked. 34 00:01:31,902 --> 00:01:34,700 Well, if you think, oh, I don't know... 35 00:01:34,871 --> 00:01:38,898 this "Trudy Beekman" person can thwart a major terror plot. 36 00:01:39,076 --> 00:01:41,067 I suppose we could bump Mrs. Beekman. 37 00:01:41,244 --> 00:01:43,735 - Bump me, I'm not going. - Lf these two share a cabin. 38 00:01:43,914 --> 00:01:46,382 - Nope! - Not going to let the terrorists win! 39 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:48,848 - We'll pose as husband and wife! - Nope! 40 00:01:49,019 --> 00:01:51,920 Cyril would totally freak. Malory, let me stay with you. 41 00:01:52,089 --> 00:01:53,750 We'll do the whole Oprah-Gayle thing. 42 00:01:53,924 --> 00:01:56,620 Nope! I need a stateroom to myself... 43 00:01:56,793 --> 00:02:00,889 in case I have a gentleman caller. - Um... 44 00:02:01,064 --> 00:02:02,725 - Mother, please. - Please... 45 00:02:02,899 --> 00:02:05,197 do not make me do this. - But Lana... 46 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:07,701 think of the innocent lives you'll be saving. 47 00:02:07,871 --> 00:02:10,738 And also the fact that this is a direct order. 48 00:02:10,907 --> 00:02:12,772 At least tell me it's separate beds. 49 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:15,070 - Um... Hmm. Ugh. 50 00:02:15,312 --> 00:02:16,779 Lana. 51 00:02:16,947 --> 00:02:18,505 Lana. 52 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:20,407 Lana! 53 00:02:20,784 --> 00:02:22,411 - Lana! - What? 54 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:25,816 Danger zone! 55 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:33,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 56 00:02:57,988 --> 00:03:01,788 Terrible, awful, just gut-wrenchingly bad feeling about this. 57 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:04,620 Baby, I really need you to trust me. Okay, now... 58 00:03:04,795 --> 00:03:07,696 is the cabin small? Yes. And yet... 59 00:03:07,864 --> 00:03:11,197 surprising amount of storage. - Ugh. And I'll hardly be in here, okay? 60 00:03:11,368 --> 00:03:14,462 I've got a terrorist to find, and I doubt he's hiding under... 61 00:03:14,638 --> 00:03:16,629 - What's basically a twin bed. - Archer. 62 00:03:16,807 --> 00:03:20,243 Since it's all drawers under here, because look how tiny this room is! 63 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:24,312 - Oh, my God, it's like a broom closet. - And yet, a surprising amount of storage. 64 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:26,449 Oh, shut up, and Cyril? 65 00:03:26,616 --> 00:03:29,608 - Very eager to know why you're still here. - He was just... 66 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:33,153 - Just helping Lana get settled. - Trust me, Cyril. She already settled. 67 00:03:33,323 --> 00:03:34,881 - Hey! - Hey! 68 00:03:35,058 --> 00:03:37,151 Disembark, Cyril. We're about to... 69 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:39,921 launch, or whatever blimps do. 70 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:42,793 Yeah, what does a blimp do, Pam? 71 00:03:42,966 --> 00:03:44,831 Uh... Kick your skinny ass? 72 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:47,492 Now come on, we gotta get off this thing before... 73 00:03:47,671 --> 00:03:51,072 Relax! God, we've got half an hour. 74 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:55,337 Oh. Well then, make me a double Campari and, uh... 75 00:03:56,046 --> 00:03:57,513 I guess vodka? 76 00:03:58,181 --> 00:04:01,412 - We don't normally drink on the bridge. - Well, I don't normally fly... 77 00:04:01,585 --> 00:04:03,348 on the Hindenburg 2.0. - It's not... 78 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,512 Cyril doesn't normally storm off without even kissing me goodbye! 79 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:08,681 We're all out of our comfort zone. 80 00:04:08,859 --> 00:04:12,226 - Not me, my stateroom is gorgeous. - Oh. 81 00:04:12,395 --> 00:04:16,695 That, what's her name, Beekman? I bet she's just sick she got bumped. 82 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,926 Yes, she literally vomited from anger. 83 00:04:19,102 --> 00:04:21,627 So if we could just focus on the bomb threat? 84 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:22,931 How about crew members? 85 00:04:23,106 --> 00:04:25,438 - Anyone who might be disgruntled? - Um... 86 00:04:28,779 --> 00:04:30,076 That's Lieutenant Krauss. 87 00:04:30,247 --> 00:04:32,943 He and I were both up for command of the Excelsior, but... 88 00:04:33,116 --> 00:04:35,414 You got it. Leaving him with motive. 89 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,519 Release the mooring cable! 90 00:04:37,687 --> 00:04:40,121 Come on! It's not Larry Luftwaffe, that's... 91 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,917 Oopsie. Ha-ha-ha. 92 00:04:42,092 --> 00:04:43,684 - Ugh, way too obvious. 93 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:46,522 God damn it! We're moving! 94 00:04:46,696 --> 00:04:49,256 - I know! - What happened to half an hour? 95 00:04:49,432 --> 00:04:51,059 - I lied! - What? 96 00:04:51,234 --> 00:04:53,259 Why the hell are you two still here? 97 00:04:53,436 --> 00:04:57,372 Because I knew you'd be here, because you don't trust Lana with Mr. Archer. 98 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:59,065 No! No, now that is... 99 00:04:59,242 --> 00:05:01,301 - So ironic, Cyril! Ugh. 100 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:03,469 - Especially in light of recent... No. 101 00:05:03,647 --> 00:05:08,107 Rug-burny events. - Oh, my God! 102 00:05:08,285 --> 00:05:09,582 You two banged? 103 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:13,553 L... Uh... See, here's the thing... 104 00:05:13,723 --> 00:05:17,591 - Fruit basket! - Wow. You are just a dog in a manger. 105 00:05:17,761 --> 00:05:19,695 I don't know what that means, Pam. 106 00:05:19,863 --> 00:05:22,661 - I didn't grow up on a cheese farm. - Oh, for the... 107 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:25,165 It's called a dairy. 108 00:05:25,335 --> 00:05:27,997 Even a hint of a problem on our maiden voyage... 109 00:05:28,171 --> 00:05:29,934 would kill Excelsior's stock price. 110 00:05:30,106 --> 00:05:32,370 So, Lana, canvas the passengers and crew... 111 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:35,670 learn what you can about Krauss... - But please, be discreet! 112 00:05:35,846 --> 00:05:39,043 Hey, good advice! Which maybe I'll just sort of fold in... 113 00:05:39,216 --> 00:05:41,844 with my 12 years of experience as a covert operative. 114 00:05:42,018 --> 00:05:44,578 Don't be snotty. And Sterling, if there is a bomb... 115 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:47,917 Captain, dear, where would it do the most damage? 116 00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:50,582 - Probably in... - This new place called anywhere? 117 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,819 - This whole thing's a bomb. Jesus! - It's not... 118 00:05:52,996 --> 00:05:55,430 - Wanna blow us all to shit, Sherlock? - Ow! 119 00:05:55,599 --> 00:05:57,191 - Sterling! - For the last time... 120 00:05:57,367 --> 00:06:00,996 the Excelsior is filled with non-flammable helium! 121 00:06:01,171 --> 00:06:03,366 Although this is a non-smoking area, sir. 122 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,440 Damn it, he's a prospective investor! 123 00:06:05,609 --> 00:06:09,101 Not after that, I bet. And forget about Krauss. There's your bomber. 124 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:12,578 - Who? What? That guy. Beardsley McTurbanhead. 125 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:16,344 You idiot. That's Sandu Singh, the billionaire investor! 126 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:18,578 - He's a Sikh! - Oh, so if he's not a Muslim... 127 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:19,847 he just gets a pass? 128 00:06:20,023 --> 00:06:22,457 That's called profiling, Mother, and I don't do it. 129 00:06:22,626 --> 00:06:25,527 - Singh is Excelsior's majority shareholder. - So? 130 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:29,187 If anything went wrong on this flight, he'd lose millions. 131 00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:30,833 - It's a perfect cover. - Sterling. 132 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:32,491 Just look for the stupid bomb. 133 00:06:32,669 --> 00:06:35,661 Relax. What do we have, like, four hours before we get to London? 134 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,104 - Sterling, are you joking? - The crossing takes 24 hours. 135 00:06:39,276 --> 00:06:41,210 - Are you joking? What? - Rigid airships... 136 00:06:41,378 --> 00:06:43,369 combine the pampering of a cruise ship... 137 00:06:43,546 --> 00:06:46,982 with the speed of... - Some other, slightly faster ship? 138 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,846 Uh... Hello, airplanes? Yeah, it's blimps. 139 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:52,250 You win, bye! Oh, God. 140 00:06:52,422 --> 00:06:56,654 - I hope you didn't invest in this. - It'll be fine, though. 141 00:06:56,826 --> 00:06:59,294 As long as nothing goes wrong on this flight. 142 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:02,397 Oh, captain, my captain... 143 00:07:02,565 --> 00:07:06,057 with ISIS on board, what could possibly go wrong? 144 00:07:06,236 --> 00:07:07,294 Pick one! 145 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:11,270 Either A, I tell Lana what happened on that scratchy green office rug... 146 00:07:11,441 --> 00:07:13,341 or two, you get inside me. 147 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,944 Or C, maybe I just jam this mop... 148 00:07:16,112 --> 00:07:17,875 into the engine and kill all of us. 149 00:07:18,048 --> 00:07:20,516 - I don't think that's how blimps work. - Darn, right. 150 00:07:20,684 --> 00:07:22,413 We'd just sort of float around. 151 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:25,554 Stupid naturally safe helium! 152 00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:28,020 But I am liking the jamming imagery. 153 00:07:28,725 --> 00:07:31,956 - And the killing. - And are you just gonna sit there? 154 00:07:32,128 --> 00:07:34,028 Yeah, until she tags me in! 155 00:07:34,197 --> 00:07:36,688 - What? - I'm kidding! 156 00:07:36,866 --> 00:07:38,959 My back's all messed up. 157 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:44,569 So you're ruining Cyril's life because... 158 00:07:44,741 --> 00:07:48,734 in your "dream the impossible dream" world, it'll make Mr. Archer jealous? 159 00:07:48,912 --> 00:07:52,404 Oh, Pamela. You read me like a poem. 160 00:07:52,582 --> 00:07:56,575 Yeah? What's the poem gonna be about when Cyril snaps and murders you? 161 00:07:56,753 --> 00:07:59,916 I don't know. World's gushiest orgasm? 162 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:03,423 Can you just get out of the way! 163 00:08:03,593 --> 00:08:05,254 - What, are you gonna shoot me again? - Yes! 164 00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:07,487 Oh. Well, then hang on. 165 00:08:07,664 --> 00:08:10,861 Cyril's already freaked out enough about us sharing this shoebox... 166 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:13,594 without you air-drying your unkempt bush. 167 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:16,500 Unkempt bush? You're one to talk. 168 00:08:16,673 --> 00:08:21,610 Ah. My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet. 169 00:08:21,778 --> 00:08:23,439 - With terrible timing. - Oh, really. 170 00:08:23,613 --> 00:08:25,581 - Baby... - Did I interrupt something? 171 00:08:25,749 --> 00:08:28,081 Oh... Rehearsal with your Commodores tribute band? 172 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:31,277 Archer! Cyril, what are you doing here? 173 00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:33,649 I wanted to tell you something very important... 174 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:38,021 but apparently you're too busy showing off your vealy vulva! 175 00:08:38,194 --> 00:08:41,994 Cyril! You know, your whole trust thing, and I've tried to, okay? 176 00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:44,292 Okay, you know what? We are on a break! 177 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:45,491 - Oh, yeah? Yeah! 178 00:08:45,668 --> 00:08:48,432 - Well, that's fine by me. - Cyril, wait. 179 00:08:48,605 --> 00:08:50,038 No running! Shut up. 180 00:08:50,206 --> 00:08:52,538 - Oh, my God, what have l... - What're you doing? Go after him! 181 00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:55,439 - Oh. You think I should? - Yes! 182 00:08:55,612 --> 00:08:57,102 We're almost out of fruit. 183 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,579 Which is why I find it strange that you're so incredibly calm. 184 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:04,652 Well, that seaweed wrap just slurps out the stress. 185 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:08,518 Can't wait to tell Trudy Beekman all about it. 186 00:09:08,691 --> 00:09:11,125 Lf, um, we ever meet. 187 00:09:11,294 --> 00:09:13,660 - What about you? Anything on Krauss? - No. Shut up. 188 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:16,663 - Have you seen Cyril? - What? Why would I have? 189 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,494 - And what the hell is he doing? - Hey! 190 00:09:18,668 --> 00:09:21,000 - What'd I tell you, huh? Huh? - Ow! Uhn! 191 00:09:21,171 --> 00:09:23,002 There! Go buy a nicotine patch! 192 00:09:27,343 --> 00:09:30,471 - Gentlemen. - No, no, no, what happened to discretion? 193 00:09:30,647 --> 00:09:33,810 - What happened to that bartender? - Right? Guy sees an empty glass... 194 00:09:33,983 --> 00:09:36,975 and all of a sudden he's Judge Crater. - Oh, for God's sake! 195 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:38,848 Nigel, some chips for mister? 196 00:09:39,022 --> 00:09:41,513 Archer. Ha. Sterling Archer. 197 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:44,421 The minimum bet is ten thousand, sir. Dollars. 198 00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:47,654 I stuffed all my money in that guy's mouth, because... 199 00:09:47,831 --> 00:09:51,130 Well, perhaps we could play for something much more interesting. 200 00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:54,566 Yeah, cause that was seriously, like, all the cash I had on me, so. 201 00:09:54,737 --> 00:09:59,265 So if I win, I spend a night of passion with your exquisite wife. 202 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:03,139 - My wi...? Oh, yes, my wife, of course. - Oh! 203 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,941 Yeah, that's a deal! But if I win... 204 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:09,711 you tell me where the bomb... What? - Baccarat! Mr. Singh wins. 205 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:13,014 - Wait, wait, wait, we were going? - The von Zeppelin suite. 206 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:16,056 I shall expect her within the hour. 207 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:18,956 She's not gonna be happy about that. Um... 208 00:10:19,129 --> 00:10:20,960 What, are you mostly paid in tips? 209 00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:23,725 - Almost entirely, sir. - Heh. 210 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,692 Ahem. Mm-hm. 211 00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:28,735 Well, whose fault is that? 212 00:10:28,905 --> 00:10:30,930 Prancing around in your Fiacci knockoffs... 213 00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:33,701 blathering about your vulva. - Hey, first of all... 214 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:37,643 I'm just saying! You're driving Cyril straight toward another woman. 215 00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:40,112 Cyril? With another woman? 216 00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:42,717 Malory, seriously. Look at me. 217 00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:44,945 Look at me! Look at and choke me! 218 00:10:46,322 --> 00:10:49,189 - Oh, yes, yes! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, what am I doing? 219 00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:51,725 - Ruining your life, you idiot. - Ha-ha-ha. 220 00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:54,455 And making it hard to drop a deuce. 221 00:10:55,532 --> 00:10:58,365 - Uh... I'm sorry, what? - You. Now. Led Zeppelin suite. 222 00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,264 You have no proof Singh's the bomber. 223 00:11:00,436 --> 00:11:01,903 - He hinted... - That's profiling. 224 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:04,198 That the proof was in his cabin! - Really? 225 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:06,467 Yes! So go down there and find it... 226 00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:10,602 while I go find the bomb. - Ugh. Bombs, bombers, vulvas. 227 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:13,112 - You people are just ruining my trip. Uh... 228 00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:15,114 Well, don't stand here gaping at me! 229 00:11:15,285 --> 00:11:17,617 Go thwart something! 230 00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:23,957 - No running! - Zip it, Zipperface! 231 00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:28,496 Oh. Kidding, sorry. Hey, have you seen that nerdy fruit-basket steward? 232 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,599 Check the Kaiser Wilhelm suite. 233 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:33,827 You really need new names on... Hey, what were you doing in there? 234 00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,335 Things for authorized personnel only! 235 00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:38,770 So don't go in there. It's verboten! 236 00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:42,105 Ah. Okay. Probably merits a follow-up. 237 00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:43,711 Archer? - Cyril? What're you...? 238 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,610 Archer, I need your help! I think I'm losing it here, man! 239 00:11:46,783 --> 00:11:50,116 What gave it away, my mother's...? Why are you wearing my mother's robe? 240 00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:52,345 - I can explain. - I don't think I want you to. 241 00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:55,958 - See, it all started when you and Lana... - Cyril! You should tell her this. 242 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,856 I tried! But you were naked and it was all vulva this, and vulva that. 243 00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:04,864 Yeah, and as you're standing here, dick and or balls caressed by my mother's robe, ugh... 244 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,525 Lana is waiting for you. - Really? Where? 245 00:12:07,704 --> 00:12:09,899 The Led Zeppelin suite. 246 00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:13,773 - There's a von Zeppelin suite. - Which I'm sure is what I meant. So, go! 247 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:16,810 - Thanks, Archer! You're the best! - I know. 248 00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:23,379 So yes, the bottom line is that I was unfaithful to you. 249 00:12:23,553 --> 00:12:27,489 Two... Well, three times, I guess, if a dry-humpy choker counts. 250 00:12:27,657 --> 00:12:30,455 And if you can't see it in your heart to forgive me... 251 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,528 I will forgive you. Because that's what love is, Lana. 252 00:12:33,696 --> 00:12:35,061 It's forgivey. 253 00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:38,564 Which is not a word. Come on, Figgis! All right, here we go. 254 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,738 - Oh, why? - Hello! 255 00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:48,138 - So, that's your idea of a break, huh? - Cyril! It's not what it looks like! 256 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,779 Well, then, what is it? 257 00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:55,179 Okay, so Cyril got in over his head. - Jesus, God, did he kill her? 258 00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:58,411 No, no, no, he ran from her! To go confess to Lana... 259 00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:02,115 but so then this one starts freaking out, and long story short... 260 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:05,056 I kinda had to drown her in the tub. - So you killed her? 261 00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:09,087 Apparently not, so... 262 00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:10,960 good news. Shut up, Pam. 263 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,568 Did Cyril run by here crying in a woman's bathrobe? 264 00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:16,967 Well, it wouldn't surprise me. You're driving him stark raving mad. 265 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,199 - What'd I do? - What'd you do? 266 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,639 Running around all up and down this stupid blimp. 267 00:13:21,811 --> 00:13:24,473 - Against the rules. - Half-naked, tits bouncing around... 268 00:13:24,647 --> 00:13:27,912 like you're at a rodeo, then going back to some billionaire's suite? 269 00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:33,989 - I was trying to stop a bomb plot. - Oh, my God, there is no bomb! 270 00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:36,785 - More good news. - And just how do you know that? 271 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,256 Ugh. 272 00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:41,056 Because I made the bomb threat! 273 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:44,757 Trudy Beekman booked the very last ticket on this flight, so it was all: 274 00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:47,435 "Meh, meh, meh. I'm Trudy Beekman. 275 00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:52,472 I'm on the co-op board and I'm going on a blimp! Meh!" 276 00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:56,806 - So, yes, I made a phony bomb threat. - Good for you. 277 00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:58,746 And yet you lecture me. Lovely. 278 00:14:00,116 --> 00:14:02,778 Hello? - So, what would you say if I told you... 279 00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:04,817 that your mother made a phony bomb threat... 280 00:14:04,987 --> 00:14:08,582 ...just to get a free ride on a blimp? - I'd say that's fairly classic her? 281 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,885 - Oh, shut up. - And then I'd just sorta laugh... 282 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,927 at the, uh... The whatchamacallit. 283 00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,730 Irony. 284 00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:23,399 There's actually a bomb on board? Archer? 285 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:27,304 Archer? Oh, what the hell? Where the **** are you going? 286 00:14:27,477 --> 00:14:30,878 Gotta get my turtleneck. I'm not defusing a bomb in this! 287 00:14:31,047 --> 00:14:32,378 - No running! Shut up! 288 00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:35,574 Oh, and Lana, maybe you ought to grab the Kraut. He's the bomber. 289 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,984 What is this? You know what it is, Fritz! 290 00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:42,818 - So shut your schnitzel-hole and disarm it. - Oh. 291 00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:46,189 I get it. The German guy mit a scar... 292 00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:50,025 must be the bad guy. Well, you know how I got this scar? 293 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:53,066 Saving a Jewish girl from a gang of skinheads. 294 00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:57,332 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah! And so Krauss gets a curb party. 295 00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,805 - Wow. Now I feel like an asshole. - Your words. 296 00:14:59,976 --> 00:15:01,910 But could you be a lamb and disarm it anyway? 297 00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:03,102 Yeah, probably. 298 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,506 Okay, got the turtleneck and my wire cutters. Now where are we? 299 00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:10,743 We're at you just shot the guy who could disarm the bomb, jackass! 300 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,353 What...? I didn't shoot him! 301 00:15:12,522 --> 00:15:15,719 - You think I'd bring a gun on this firetrap? - Then who did it? 302 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,520 - I did! Captain Lammers! 303 00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:19,991 Nice read, Velma. 304 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,825 "Keep your 401 K in company stock," they said. 305 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,058 "The price can only go up," they said! 306 00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:28,067 - Well, guess what! - Um, it didn't? 307 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,831 Who the hell wants a two-day blimp ride to London? 308 00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:34,670 - Which is our only route! - Okay, so it's a niche market, but... 309 00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:37,335 Blowing it up will send the stock price down to zero. 310 00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:39,242 Yeah, that's why I shorted it! 311 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,713 - But what about all the other employees? - Um... 312 00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:46,253 - See? It's that kinda selfish shit... - Lana, no! You'll kill us all! 313 00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:50,756 For the last time, you idiot! It's not hydrogen... 314 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,258 it's helium! 315 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,521 And what about that are you still not getting, exactly? 316 00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,724 Well, obviously the core concept, Lana! 317 00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:00,459 Sorry, I didn't go to Space Camp. 318 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,069 How about bomb defusal camp? 319 00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:04,763 No, actually lacrosse camp. If that helps. 320 00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:06,966 I mean, a lot of those skills are universal. 321 00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,873 - Shut up. Agent Gillette, please. - Oh, great. 322 00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,643 Come on people, talk to me! 323 00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,908 What are we thinking? What are we doing? 324 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:18,349 - What are we wearing? - My crisis vest. Mr. Fatface. 325 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:21,581 - Lana? Hey, girl, are you there? - Yeah, I'm... Hey, can you see me? 326 00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:25,386 - I see your knockoff Fiacci drawers. - Ha-ha. You are such a bitch. 327 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:26,926 - Hey, Ray. - Ugh. 328 00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:29,155 - Let's see that ignition, girl. You got it? 329 00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:32,768 East German crap, probably a GK-31 or 32. 330 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:36,166 So on the side of the timer, there should be a serial number. 331 00:16:36,339 --> 00:16:38,398 That'll tell me which wire y'all need to cut. 332 00:16:38,574 --> 00:16:40,337 Got it? - Yeah, I see it! Ready? 333 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,843 - Since first call. - Nine, three, four... 334 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:48,010 ...T, X, S. - T-X-X? Two X's? 335 00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:50,118 X- S! Like INXS! 336 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:53,687 N-X-X? Jesus, use the NATO phonetic alphabet! 337 00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:56,154 - The what? Duh. Christ on sale, is it S? 338 00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,020 Sierra! Ray... 339 00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:01,755 it's niner three four, Tango, X-ray, Sierra! 340 00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:05,526 Thank you, doll! Now there should be a dash, followed by two letters. 341 00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:07,999 - Okay. - Okay, so now I want you to cut... 342 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,434 the blue and white wire. 343 00:17:10,606 --> 00:17:12,597 - Which one? There's two of those. - No... 344 00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,265 One's blue with a white stripe... 345 00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:16,502 ... and the other's white with a blue stripe. 346 00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:19,170 - Yeah, and both are identical! - No! They're not! 347 00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:22,442 Ray? Hon? They're really similar. 348 00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,779 One's a teeny bit... Blue, honey. 349 00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:27,081 - Which one? - I guess that one, maybe? 350 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,555 - So wait, which one do I cut? - The teeny bit... Blue one! 351 00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,057 Okay! - O-K? 352 00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:33,422 - Wait! Stop! - What? 353 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,996 You said the letters after the dash were Oscar Kilo! 354 00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:37,189 - Who? - What? 355 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,858 - O-K! Oscar Kilo! - No, "Okay!" Like: 356 00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:43,198 "Okay, now I'm gonna tell you what they are!" 357 00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,636 - Then you didn't! - I thought we skipped that part! 358 00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:48,368 - Skipped a step in disarming a bomb? - Which I thought... 359 00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:50,444 was pretty irresponsible on your part. 360 00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,740 - Why do you always do this? - Why do you always not shut up? 361 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,050 - Stop. - On the radio... 362 00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,311 when we answer in the affirmative... 363 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,512 we say, "Roger." 364 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,659 - Roger. Sorry. Ray. - Now. In the serial number... 365 00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:06,693 what are the two letters following the dash? 366 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,594 - You ready? God damn it, Archer! 367 00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,395 - First letter is B. - Bravo. 368 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,037 Thanks, second letter is N. 369 00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,433 M as in Mike, or N as... 370 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,871 - As in Nancy! God, you of all people. - What? 371 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:21,373 Archer! - Me of all people? 372 00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,409 - Nothing. - Ray, hon. 373 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,171 - Okay. - Oh, so you can say okay? 374 00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:26,940 - Oh, my God. - Ray, can I shoot him? 375 00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,276 In about five seconds, honey. 376 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,449 Lana, be careful! Jesus, the helium! 377 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:34,146 Right after he cuts the solid green wire. 378 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,587 - The green color is solid, or? Roger. 379 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,853 Oh. Roger. Cutting the green wire. 380 00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,054 Archer! - Jesus, God! What? 381 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,963 That's how annoying you are. 382 00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:47,967 - Your mom's annoying! How about that? - Let's go there. 383 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,627 Let's go here! Where Archer... 384 00:18:49,805 --> 00:18:51,796 shut up and cut the goddamn wire already! 385 00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:53,965 You shut up and I'm doing it! God! 386 00:18:54,143 --> 00:18:56,407 - Oh, my... Ray! What's going on? 387 00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:58,979 - The timer sped up! - Did you cut the green one? 388 00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,810 - Yes! Roger! Steven! Whoever! - Ray! 389 00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:04,316 - What were the last two letters? B. 390 00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:06,352 - As in butt hole. - What do we do here? 391 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,581 And M! As in Mancy! 392 00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:09,986 What? 393 00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:15,491 - M as in what? - Mancy! What'd you think I said? 394 00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:17,496 - Nancy! You idiot! Oh, yeah! 395 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,534 I can see how... Then I was like "You of all..." 396 00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:25,634 - Exact! Same! Spot! - Ray? 397 00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:27,070 Ray? Tell me what to do! 398 00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,973 So do you all have parachutes? 399 00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:33,138 No! - That would be, you know, problem solved. 400 00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:34,976 - Ray! - I don't know. 401 00:19:35,151 --> 00:19:37,016 Push it off with your big-ass hands. 402 00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,954 Good luck, honey. - It's too heavy! 403 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,683 - Archer? - Aah! Aah! Aah! 404 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:47,451 - I can not do this alone! - You're not alone! 405 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,928 Baby! You came back to me! 406 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:53,535 Well, I really... Lana, there's a lot you and I need to talk about. 407 00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:55,637 And let's do that. Right after we shove... 408 00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:59,138 this huge bomb off the blimp! - Okay, but then we seriously need to... 409 00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,401 - Cyril! - Sorry, here we go. 410 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:07,146 Lana! We're not gonna make it! - Yes, we are, Cyril! 411 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,477 We are gonna make it. 412 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,954 - Ha. Oh, my God! Lana, we made it! - Oh. 413 00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,284 Hooray for metaphors. 414 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,654 I told you. Ha-ha. 415 00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:20,728 Okay, now then. 416 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,796 - What did you want to talk about? - Um... 417 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,627 Well, uh, a lot of stuff, really. 418 00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:29,330 Starting with the fact we just bombed Ireland. 419 00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:32,468 Um... Pretty sure that's Wales. 420 00:20:33,305 --> 00:21:33,524 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP