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All aboard, for safety and adventure!
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On the rigid airship Excelsior...
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... where the pampered
luxury of a cruise ship...
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... meets the smoothness
of modern air travel.
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Yes, when you fly Excelsior,
you're flying in style!
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- And safety!
Safety?
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- But isn't hydrogen flammable?
- And how, Timmy!
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That's why Excelsior is filled with safe...
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... natural helium.
Why, it's actually flame-retardant!
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- Neat!
- And safe!
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So, whether you're enjoying
Excelsior's majestic vistas...
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... duty-free shopping,
high-stakes baccarat...
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... dancing with your lovely wife...
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... or even a cigar after
a French gourmet dinner...
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... you'll be enjoying them in style.
And safety!
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- All aboard Excelsior!
God.
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Who'd wanna put a bomb on that?
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That's what we're hoping
ISIS can find out.
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No, why bother? Some broad gets on there
with a staticky sweater, and boom, it's:
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"Oh, the humanity!"
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- No, no, that...
- Sterling.
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Were you watching some other
commercial just now?
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It's a rigid airship.
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- Filled with helium.
- Which is non-flammable! Dumb-ass.
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I thought our promotional
video covered that fairly well.
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Oh, and how. Sterling, it's totally safe.
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Well, except for the bomb threat.
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No, not to worry, dear.
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ISIS won't let terrorists
blow up your lovely blimp.
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- Rigid airship.
- My top two agents will be on board.
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- Nope!
- And I will oversee the operation...
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personally from what I assume
will be first-class accommodations.
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Oh, actually we are fully booked.
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Well, if you think, oh, I don't know...
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this "Trudy Beekman" person
can thwart a major terror plot.
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I suppose we could bump Mrs. Beekman.
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- Bump me, I'm not going.
- Lf these two share a cabin.
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- Nope!
- Not going to let the terrorists win!
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- We'll pose as husband and wife!
- Nope!
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Cyril would totally freak.
Malory, let me stay with you.
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We'll do the whole
Oprah-Gayle thing.
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Nope! I need a stateroom to myself...
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in case I have a gentleman caller.
- Um...
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- Mother, please.
- Please...
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do not make me do this.
- But Lana...
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think of the innocent
lives you'll be saving.
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And also the fact
that this is a direct order.
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At least tell me it's separate beds.
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- Um... Hmm.
Ugh.
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Lana.
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Lana.
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Lana!
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- Lana!
- What?
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Danger zone!
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Terrible, awful, just gut-wrenchingly
bad feeling about this.
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Baby, I really need you to trust me.
Okay, now...
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is the cabin small? Yes.
And yet...
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surprising amount of storage.
- Ugh. And I'll hardly be in here, okay?
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I've got a terrorist to find,
and I doubt he's hiding under...
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- What's basically a twin bed.
- Archer.
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Since it's all drawers under here,
because look how tiny this room is!
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- Oh, my God, it's like a broom closet.
- And yet, a surprising amount of storage.
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Oh, shut up, and Cyril?
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- Very eager to know why you're still here.
- He was just...
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- Just helping Lana get settled.
- Trust me, Cyril. She already settled.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Disembark, Cyril. We're about to...
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launch, or whatever blimps do.
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Yeah, what does a blimp do, Pam?
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Uh... Kick your skinny ass?
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Now come on, we gotta
get off this thing before...
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Relax! God, we've got half an hour.
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Oh. Well then,
make me a double Campari and, uh...
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I guess vodka?
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- We don't normally drink on the bridge.
- Well, I don't normally fly...
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on the Hindenburg 2.0.
- It's not...
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Cyril doesn't normally storm off
without even kissing me goodbye!
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We're all out of our comfort zone.
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- Not me, my stateroom is gorgeous.
- Oh.
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That, what's her name, Beekman?
I bet she's just sick she got bumped.
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Yes, she literally vomited from anger.
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So if we could just focus
on the bomb threat?
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How about crew members?
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- Anyone who might be disgruntled?
- Um...
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That's Lieutenant Krauss.
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He and I were both up
for command of the Excelsior, but...
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You got it. Leaving him with motive.
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Release the mooring cable!
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Come on!
It's not Larry Luftwaffe, that's...
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Oopsie. Ha-ha-ha.
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- Ugh, way too obvious.
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God damn it! We're moving!
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- I know!
- What happened to half an hour?
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- I lied!
- What?
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Why the hell are you two still here?
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Because I knew you'd be here, because
you don't trust Lana with Mr. Archer.
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No! No, now that is...
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- So ironic, Cyril!
Ugh.
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- Especially in light of recent...
No.
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Rug-burny events.
- Oh, my God!
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You two banged?
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L... Uh... See, here's the thing...
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- Fruit basket!
- Wow. You are just a dog in a manger.
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I don't know what that means, Pam.
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- I didn't grow up on a cheese farm.
- Oh, for the...
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It's called a dairy.
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Even a hint of a problem
on our maiden voyage...
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would kill Excelsior's stock price.
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So, Lana, canvas the passengers
and crew...
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learn what you can about Krauss...
- But please, be discreet!
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Hey, good advice!
Which maybe I'll just sort of fold in...
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with my 12 years of experience
as a covert operative.
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Don't be snotty.
And Sterling, if there is a bomb...
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Captain, dear, where would
it do the most damage?
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- Probably in...
- This new place called anywhere?
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- This whole thing's a bomb. Jesus!
- It's not...
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- Wanna blow us all to shit, Sherlock?
- Ow!
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- Sterling!
- For the last time...
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the Excelsior is filled
with non-flammable helium!
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Although this is a non-smoking area, sir.
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Damn it, he's a prospective investor!
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Not after that, I bet. And forget
about Krauss. There's your bomber.
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- Who? What?
That guy. Beardsley McTurbanhead.
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You idiot. That's Sandu Singh,
the billionaire investor!
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- He's a Sikh!
- Oh, so if he's not a Muslim...
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he just gets a pass?
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That's called profiling,
Mother, and I don't do it.
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- Singh is Excelsior's majority shareholder.
- So?
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If anything went wrong on this flight,
he'd lose millions.
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- It's a perfect cover.
- Sterling.
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Just look for the stupid bomb.
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Relax. What do we have, like,
four hours before we get to London?
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- Sterling, are you joking?
- The crossing takes 24 hours.
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- Are you joking? What?
- Rigid airships...
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combine the pampering
of a cruise ship...
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with the speed of...
- Some other, slightly faster ship?
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Uh... Hello, airplanes? Yeah, it's blimps.
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You win, bye! Oh, God.
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- I hope you didn't invest in this.
- It'll be fine, though.
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As long as nothing
goes wrong on this flight.
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Oh, captain, my captain...
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with ISIS on board,
what could possibly go wrong?
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Pick one!
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Either A, I tell Lana what happened
on that scratchy green office rug...
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or two, you get inside me.
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Or C, maybe I just jam this mop...
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into the engine and kill all of us.
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- I don't think that's how blimps work.
- Darn, right.
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We'd just sort of float around.
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Stupid naturally safe helium!
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But I am liking the jamming imagery.
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- And the killing.
- And are you just gonna sit there?
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Yeah, until she tags me in!
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- What?
- I'm kidding!
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My back's all messed up.
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So you're ruining Cyril's life because...
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in your "dream the impossible dream"
world, it'll make Mr. Archer jealous?
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Oh, Pamela. You read me like a poem.
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Yeah? What's the poem gonna be about
when Cyril snaps and murders you?
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I don't know. World's gushiest orgasm?
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Can you just get out of the way!
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- What, are you gonna shoot me again?
- Yes!
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Oh. Well, then hang on.
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Cyril's already freaked out enough
about us sharing this shoebox...
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without you air-drying your
unkempt bush.
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Unkempt bush? You're one to talk.
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Ah. My vulva is smoother
than a veal cutlet.
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- With terrible timing.
- Oh, really.
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- Baby...
- Did I interrupt something?
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Oh... Rehearsal with your
Commodores tribute band?
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Archer! Cyril, what are you doing here?
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I wanted to tell you
something very important...
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but apparently you're too busy
showing off your vealy vulva!
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Cyril! You know, your whole
trust thing, and I've tried to, okay?
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Okay, you know what?
We are on a break!
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- Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
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- Well, that's fine by me.
- Cyril, wait.
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No running!
Shut up.
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- Oh, my God, what have l...
- What're you doing? Go after him!
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- Oh. You think I should?
- Yes!
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We're almost out of fruit.
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Which is why I find it strange
that you're so incredibly calm.
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Well, that seaweed wrap
just slurps out the stress.
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Can't wait to tell
Trudy Beekman all about it.
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Lf, um, we ever meet.
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- What about you? Anything on Krauss?
- No. Shut up.
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- Have you seen Cyril?
- What? Why would I have?
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- And what the hell is he doing?
- Hey!
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- What'd I tell you, huh? Huh?
- Ow! Uhn!
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There! Go buy a nicotine patch!
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- Gentlemen.
- No, no, no, what happened to discretion?
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- What happened to that bartender?
- Right? Guy sees an empty glass...
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and all of a sudden he's Judge Crater.
- Oh, for God's sake!
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Nigel, some chips for mister?
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Archer. Ha. Sterling Archer.
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The minimum bet is ten thousand, sir.
Dollars.
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I stuffed all my money
in that guy's mouth, because...
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Well, perhaps we could play
for something much more interesting.
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Yeah, cause that was seriously, like,
all the cash I had on me, so.
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So if I win, I spend a night
of passion with your exquisite wife.
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- My wi...? Oh, yes, my wife, of course.
- Oh!
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Yeah, that's a deal! But if I win...
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you tell me where the bomb... What?
- Baccarat! Mr. Singh wins.
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- Wait, wait, wait, we were going?
- The von Zeppelin suite.
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I shall expect her within the hour.
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She's not gonna be happy about that.
Um...
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What, are you mostly paid in tips?
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- Almost entirely, sir.
- Heh.
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Ahem. Mm-hm.
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Well, whose fault is that?
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Prancing around in your Fiacci knockoffs...
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blathering about your vulva.
- Hey, first of all...
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I'm just saying! You're driving
Cyril straight toward another woman.
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Cyril? With another woman?
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Malory, seriously. Look at me.
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Look at me! Look at and choke me!
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- Oh, yes, yes! Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, what am I doing?
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- Ruining your life, you idiot.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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And making it hard to drop a deuce.
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- Uh... I'm sorry, what?
- You. Now. Led Zeppelin suite.
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You have no proof Singh's the bomber.
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- He hinted...
- That's profiling.
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That the proof was in his cabin!
- Really?
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Yes! So go down there and find it...
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while I go find the bomb.
- Ugh. Bombs, bombers, vulvas.
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- You people are just ruining my trip.
Uh...
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Well, don't stand here gaping at me!
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Go thwart something!
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- No running!
- Zip it, Zipperface!
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00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:28,496
Oh. Kidding, sorry. Hey, have you
seen that nerdy fruit-basket steward?
232
00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,599
Check the Kaiser Wilhelm suite.
233
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:33,827
You really need new names on...
Hey, what were you doing in there?
234
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,335
Things for authorized personnel only!
235
00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:38,770
So don't go in there. It's verboten!
236
00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:42,105
Ah. Okay. Probably merits a follow-up.
237
00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:43,711
Archer?
- Cyril? What're you...?
238
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,610
Archer, I need your help!
I think I'm losing it here, man!
239
00:11:46,783 --> 00:11:50,116
What gave it away, my mother's...?
Why are you wearing my mother's robe?
240
00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:52,345
- I can explain.
- I don't think I want you to.
241
00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:55,958
- See, it all started when you and Lana...
- Cyril! You should tell her this.
242
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,856
I tried! But you were naked
and it was all vulva this, and vulva that.
243
00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:04,864
Yeah, and as you're standing here, dick and
or balls caressed by my mother's robe, ugh...
244
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,525
Lana is waiting for you.
- Really? Where?
245
00:12:07,704 --> 00:12:09,899
The Led Zeppelin suite.
246
00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:13,773
- There's a von Zeppelin suite.
- Which I'm sure is what I meant. So, go!
247
00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:16,810
- Thanks, Archer! You're the best!
- I know.
248
00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:23,379
So yes, the bottom line is that
I was unfaithful to you.
249
00:12:23,553 --> 00:12:27,489
Two... Well, three times, I guess,
if a dry-humpy choker counts.
250
00:12:27,657 --> 00:12:30,455
And if you can't see
it in your heart to forgive me...
251
00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,528
I will forgive you.
Because that's what love is, Lana.
252
00:12:33,696 --> 00:12:35,061
It's forgivey.
253
00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:38,564
Which is not a word. Come on, Figgis!
All right, here we go.
254
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,738
- Oh, why?
- Hello!
255
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:48,138
- So, that's your idea of a break, huh?
- Cyril! It's not what it looks like!
256
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,779
Well, then, what is it?
257
00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:55,179
Okay, so Cyril got in over his head.
- Jesus, God, did he kill her?
258
00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:58,411
No, no, no, he ran from her!
To go confess to Lana...
259
00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:02,115
but so then this one starts freaking out,
and long story short...
260
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:05,056
I kinda had to drown her in the tub.
- So you killed her?
261
00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:09,087
Apparently not, so...
262
00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:10,960
good news.
Shut up, Pam.
263
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,568
Did Cyril run by here
crying in a woman's bathrobe?
264
00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:16,967
Well, it wouldn't surprise me.
You're driving him stark raving mad.
265
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,199
- What'd I do?
- What'd you do?
266
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,639
Running around all up
and down this stupid blimp.
267
00:13:21,811 --> 00:13:24,473
- Against the rules.
- Half-naked, tits bouncing around...
268
00:13:24,647 --> 00:13:27,912
like you're at a rodeo,
then going back to some billionaire's suite?
269
00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:33,989
- I was trying to stop a bomb plot.
- Oh, my God, there is no bomb!
270
00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:36,785
- More good news.
- And just how do you know that?
271
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,256
Ugh.
272
00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:41,056
Because I made the bomb threat!
273
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:44,757
Trudy Beekman booked the very last
ticket on this flight, so it was all:
274
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:47,435
"Meh, meh, meh. I'm Trudy Beekman.
275
00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:52,472
I'm on the co-op board
and I'm going on a blimp! Meh!"
276
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:56,806
- So, yes, I made a phony bomb threat.
- Good for you.
277
00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:58,746
And yet you lecture me. Lovely.
278
00:14:00,116 --> 00:14:02,778
Hello?
- So, what would you say if I told you...
279
00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:04,817
that your mother made
a phony bomb threat...
280
00:14:04,987 --> 00:14:08,582
...just to get a free ride on a blimp?
- I'd say that's fairly classic her?
281
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,885
- Oh, shut up.
- And then I'd just sorta laugh...
282
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,927
at the, uh...
The whatchamacallit.
283
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,730
Irony.
284
00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:23,399
There's actually a bomb on board?
Archer?
285
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:27,304
Archer? Oh, what the hell?
Where the **** are you going?
286
00:14:27,477 --> 00:14:30,878
Gotta get my turtleneck.
I'm not defusing a bomb in this!
287
00:14:31,047 --> 00:14:32,378
- No running!
Shut up!
288
00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:35,574
Oh, and Lana, maybe you ought to
grab the Kraut. He's the bomber.
289
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,984
What is this?
You know what it is, Fritz!
290
00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:42,818
- So shut your schnitzel-hole and disarm it.
- Oh.
291
00:14:42,992 --> 00:14:46,189
I get it. The German guy mit a scar...
292
00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:50,025
must be the bad guy.
Well, you know how I got this scar?
293
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:53,066
Saving a Jewish girl
from a gang of skinheads.
294
00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:57,332
- Oh, Jesus.
- Yeah! And so Krauss gets a curb party.
295
00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,805
- Wow. Now I feel like an asshole.
- Your words.
296
00:14:59,976 --> 00:15:01,910
But could you be a lamb
and disarm it anyway?
297
00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:03,102
Yeah, probably.
298
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,506
Okay, got the turtleneck
and my wire cutters. Now where are we?
299
00:15:07,683 --> 00:15:10,743
We're at you just shot the guy
who could disarm the bomb, jackass!
300
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,353
What...? I didn't shoot him!
301
00:15:12,522 --> 00:15:15,719
- You think I'd bring a gun on this firetrap?
- Then who did it?
302
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,520
- I did!
Captain Lammers!
303
00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:19,991
Nice read, Velma.
304
00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,825
"Keep your 401 K in company stock,"
they said.
305
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,058
"The price can only go up," they said!
306
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:28,067
- Well, guess what!
- Um, it didn't?
307
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,831
Who the hell wants
a two-day blimp ride to London?
308
00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:34,670
- Which is our only route!
- Okay, so it's a niche market, but...
309
00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:37,335
Blowing it up will send
the stock price down to zero.
310
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:39,242
Yeah, that's why I shorted it!
311
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:41,713
- But what about all the other employees?
- Um...
312
00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:46,253
- See? It's that kinda selfish shit...
- Lana, no! You'll kill us all!
313
00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:50,756
For the last time, you idiot!
It's not hydrogen...
314
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,258
it's helium!
315
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,521
And what about that are
you still not getting, exactly?
316
00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,724
Well, obviously the core concept, Lana!
317
00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:00,459
Sorry, I didn't go to Space Camp.
318
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,069
How about bomb defusal camp?
319
00:16:02,238 --> 00:16:04,763
No, actually lacrosse camp. If that helps.
320
00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:06,966
I mean, a lot of those skills
are universal.
321
00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,873
- Shut up. Agent Gillette, please.
- Oh, great.
322
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,643
Come on people, talk to me!
323
00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,908
What are we thinking? What are we doing?
324
00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:18,349
- What are we wearing?
- My crisis vest. Mr. Fatface.
325
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:21,581
- Lana? Hey, girl, are you there?
- Yeah, I'm... Hey, can you see me?
326
00:16:21,757 --> 00:16:25,386
- I see your knockoff Fiacci drawers.
- Ha-ha. You are such a bitch.
327
00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:26,926
- Hey, Ray.
- Ugh.
328
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:29,155
- Let's see that ignition, girl.
You got it?
329
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:32,768
East German crap,
probably a GK-31 or 32.
330
00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:36,166
So on the side of the timer,
there should be a serial number.
331
00:16:36,339 --> 00:16:38,398
That'll tell me which wire
y'all need to cut.
332
00:16:38,574 --> 00:16:40,337
Got it?
- Yeah, I see it! Ready?
333
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,843
- Since first call.
- Nine, three, four...
334
00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:48,010
...T, X, S.
- T-X-X? Two X's?
335
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:50,118
X- S! Like INXS!
336
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:53,687
N-X-X? Jesus, use
the NATO phonetic alphabet!
337
00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:56,154
- The what? Duh.
Christ on sale, is it S?
338
00:16:56,325 --> 00:16:58,020
Sierra! Ray...
339
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:01,755
it's niner three four,
Tango, X-ray, Sierra!
340
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:05,526
Thank you, doll! Now there should
be a dash, followed by two letters.
341
00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:07,999
- Okay.
- Okay, so now I want you to cut...
342
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,434
the blue and white wire.
343
00:17:10,606 --> 00:17:12,597
- Which one? There's two of those.
- No...
344
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,265
One's blue with a white stripe...
345
00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:16,502
... and the other's white
with a blue stripe.
346
00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:19,170
- Yeah, and both are identical!
- No! They're not!
347
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:22,442
Ray? Hon? They're really similar.
348
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,779
One's a teeny bit... Blue, honey.
349
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:27,081
- Which one?
- I guess that one, maybe?
350
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,555
- So wait, which one do I cut?
- The teeny bit... Blue one!
351
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,057
Okay!
- O-K?
352
00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:33,422
- Wait! Stop!
- What?
353
00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,996
You said the letters
after the dash were Oscar Kilo!
354
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:37,189
- Who?
- What?
355
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,858
- O-K! Oscar Kilo!
- No, "Okay!" Like:
356
00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:43,198
"Okay, now I'm gonna
tell you what they are!"
357
00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:45,636
- Then you didn't!
- I thought we skipped that part!
358
00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:48,368
- Skipped a step in disarming a bomb?
- Which I thought...
359
00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:50,444
was pretty irresponsible on your part.
360
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,740
- Why do you always do this?
- Why do you always not shut up?
361
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,050
- Stop.
- On the radio...
362
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,311
when we answer
in the affirmative...
363
00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,512
we say, "Roger."
364
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,659
- Roger. Sorry. Ray.
- Now. In the serial number...
365
00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:06,693
what are the two letters
following the dash?
366
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,594
- You ready?
God damn it, Archer!
367
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,395
- First letter is B.
- Bravo.
368
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,037
Thanks, second letter is N.
369
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,433
M as in Mike, or N as...
370
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,871
- As in Nancy! God, you of all people.
- What?
371
00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:21,373
Archer!
- Me of all people?
372
00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,409
- Nothing.
- Ray, hon.
373
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,171
- Okay.
- Oh, so you can say okay?
374
00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:26,940
- Oh, my God.
- Ray, can I shoot him?
375
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,276
In about five seconds, honey.
376
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,449
Lana, be careful! Jesus, the helium!
377
00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:34,146
Right after he cuts the solid green wire.
378
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,587
- The green color is solid, or?
Roger.
379
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,853
Oh. Roger. Cutting the green wire.
380
00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,054
Archer!
- Jesus, God! What?
381
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,963
That's how annoying you are.
382
00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:47,967
- Your mom's annoying! How about that?
- Let's go there.
383
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:49,627
Let's go here! Where Archer...
384
00:18:49,805 --> 00:18:51,796
shut up and cut
the goddamn wire already!
385
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:53,965
You shut up and I'm doing it! God!
386
00:18:54,143 --> 00:18:56,407
- Oh, my... Ray!
What's going on?
387
00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:58,979
- The timer sped up!
- Did you cut the green one?
388
00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,810
- Yes! Roger! Steven! Whoever!
- Ray!
389
00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:04,316
- What were the last two letters?
B.
390
00:19:04,487 --> 00:19:06,352
- As in butt hole.
- What do we do here?
391
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:08,581
And M! As in Mancy!
392
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:09,986
What?
393
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:15,491
- M as in what?
- Mancy! What'd you think I said?
394
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:17,496
- Nancy! You idiot!
Oh, yeah!
395
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,534
I can see how...
Then I was like "You of all..."
396
00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:25,634
- Exact! Same! Spot!
- Ray?
397
00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:27,070
Ray? Tell me what to do!
398
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,973
So do you all have parachutes?
399
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:33,138
No!
- That would be, you know, problem solved.
400
00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:34,976
- Ray!
- I don't know.
401
00:19:35,151 --> 00:19:37,016
Push it off with your big-ass hands.
402
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,954
Good luck, honey.
- It's too heavy!
403
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,683
- Archer?
- Aah! Aah! Aah!
404
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:47,451
- I can not do this alone!
- You're not alone!
405
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,928
Baby! You came back to me!
406
00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:53,535
Well, I really... Lana, there's
a lot you and I need to talk about.
407
00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:55,637
And let's do that.
Right after we shove...
408
00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:59,138
this huge bomb off the blimp!
- Okay, but then we seriously need to...
409
00:19:59,308 --> 00:20:01,401
- Cyril!
- Sorry, here we go.
410
00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:07,146
Lana! We're not gonna make it!
- Yes, we are, Cyril!
411
00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,477
We are gonna make it.
412
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,954
- Ha. Oh, my God! Lana, we made it!
- Oh.
413
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,284
Hooray for metaphors.
414
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,654
I told you. Ha-ha.
415
00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:20,728
Okay, now then.
416
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,796
- What did you want to talk about?
- Um...
417
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,627
Well, uh, a lot of stuff, really.
418
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:29,330
Starting with the fact
we just bombed Ireland.
419
00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:32,468
Um... Pretty sure that's Wales.
420
00:20:33,305 --> 00:21:33,524
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