1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:13,697 --> 00:00:14,959 Shh! 3 00:00:21,805 --> 00:00:23,534 Shh! 4 00:00:32,849 --> 00:00:36,478 - Ugh. Why the hell is your phone on? - Because I have a social life. 5 00:00:36,653 --> 00:00:38,553 - Hello? - Why the hell is your phone on? 6 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:40,482 Because I have a... Why did you call? 7 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:43,150 - Because this is important. - Micromanagitis. 8 00:00:43,326 --> 00:00:46,454 If we show San Marino the flaws in their palace security... 9 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,655 they've agreed to hire us as security consultants. 10 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:51,824 And I'm sure I don't need to remind you... 11 00:00:52,001 --> 00:00:55,869 that we haven't gotten one of these jobs since your Uffizi fiasco. 12 00:00:58,675 --> 00:01:00,165 And yet, you always do. 13 00:01:00,343 --> 00:01:02,174 Because you learned nothing from it. 14 00:01:02,345 --> 00:01:05,143 I learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 15 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,374 - Wait, what? - Well, this time make sure you... 16 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:11,145 Mother. Oh, my God, we've been spotted they're shooting at us. Oh, my... 17 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:15,249 - Heh. Bet she's freaking out right now. - Oh, my God. 18 00:01:15,592 --> 00:01:18,857 What shade is that? Crack Whore Red? 19 00:01:19,028 --> 00:01:22,657 - You said they were tranquilizer darts. - Ah, I merely implied that. 20 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:25,665 Damn it. So I poisoned like, five innocent security guards? 21 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:29,236 Would you relax? I'm pretty sure San Marino has universal health care. 22 00:01:29,405 --> 00:01:31,032 - So? - So that's good for them. 23 00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:33,167 Because there's gonna be some neurological damage. 24 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:39,512 - Oh, my. Lana. - Wow, that is one serious diamond. 25 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,650 But is it supposed to be brown? 26 00:01:41,818 --> 00:01:43,877 It's not brown, Pam. 27 00:01:44,053 --> 00:01:47,113 - That color is called champagne. - Mm-hm. 28 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:50,020 - And why do you have it? - Because I... 29 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,593 am gonna ask Lana to marry me. 30 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:54,855 And you're gonna give her that if she says no? 31 00:01:55,031 --> 00:02:00,059 Like a big "screw you in your big Lincoln-Loggy fingers"? 32 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:37,331 The last thing you hear me say is, "Oh, my God, they're shooting at us"... 33 00:02:37,507 --> 00:02:39,566 - and you don't even call me back? - Well... 34 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,733 I knew you weren't in any real danger. 35 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:42,951 You know, with Lana there. 36 00:02:43,112 --> 00:02:44,545 - Ha! - Ha. 37 00:02:44,714 --> 00:02:46,682 And let's just knock off the giggling. 38 00:02:46,850 --> 00:02:51,446 I want game-faces on those heads for our conference call with the prince. 39 00:02:51,621 --> 00:02:54,522 - I thought he was a captain regent. - Oh, whatever. 40 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:56,989 All of San Marino could fit in the South Bronx. 41 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:01,756 - The important thing is, they're loaded. - Just shitfaced. 42 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,660 - Oh... - About 15 freaking beers... 43 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:08,270 all that Schützie. And holy shit, did I honk down a bunch of absinthe? 44 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,929 I don't know Pam, but could you lower your voice? 45 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:15,942 I must have. Cause I hallucinated you had an engagement... 46 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,740 Not. Another. Word. 47 00:03:18,915 --> 00:03:22,749 - And just what is this, I ask you. - Hello, Cheryl. 48 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,978 Cyril. Are you cheating on me? 49 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:28,590 - No, just trying to get my muffin back. - Oh, no, you're not. 50 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:30,089 - I'm not? - Not like that. 51 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:33,229 You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver. 52 00:03:33,396 --> 00:03:35,762 - Oh. That's good to know. Heh. - Do it. 53 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,797 Um... 54 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,837 - Wow. - Ugh. 55 00:03:42,005 --> 00:03:45,873 And no muffin. See? Time lost is muffin lost. 56 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:47,839 Along with my appetite. 57 00:03:48,011 --> 00:03:51,606 - For food, that is. Heh-heh. - Ugh. 58 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:53,248 Come see me. 59 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:56,852 Wow. I am incredibly sorry. 60 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,988 But that is my decision, Ms. Archer. 61 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,989 - And as captain regent of... - I don't care if you're Captain... 62 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,558 Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. 63 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:06,661 - We had a deal. - Kangaroo. Remember him? 64 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,889 We pointed out every single flaw in your cut-rate security system. 65 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:12,762 And now not only are you hiring another agency... 66 00:04:12,936 --> 00:04:14,267 you won't even pay ISIS... 67 00:04:14,437 --> 00:04:17,201 - for that security probe. - Which means no bonuses for us. 68 00:04:17,373 --> 00:04:19,500 - Wait, what? - Oh, now he cares. 69 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:23,112 Those monies will go to medical care for the palace guards they poisoned. 70 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:24,541 - What? - Lana did that. 71 00:04:24,714 --> 00:04:26,807 - And as for hiring ODIN... - ODIN? 72 00:04:26,983 --> 00:04:30,783 - Uh, skipper, if I could jump in here. - Trexler. 73 00:04:30,954 --> 00:04:34,412 Oh, Malory. Even on... What is this, 1080p? 74 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:36,854 You look just as supple... 75 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:40,257 and sexy as the day I first laid eyes on you. 76 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,159 - Where, in a wax museum? - Sterling! 77 00:04:42,332 --> 00:04:46,029 - That's no way to talk to your mother. - Just who the hell do you think you are? 78 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:49,694 - Getting ISIS blacklisted at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that. 79 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:52,773 - Embarrassing me in Berlin? - The entire hotel was embarrassed. 80 00:04:52,942 --> 00:04:54,910 Stealing all my prospective clients? 81 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:56,943 - Yeah. - And no matter which way I turn... 82 00:04:57,113 --> 00:05:00,549 you're butting in that big, fat, strong... 83 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,117 - aquiline nose of yours. - Wait, what? 84 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:06,483 - You said it was the nose of a Caesar. - Ehh... 85 00:05:06,656 --> 00:05:08,385 Well, perhaps a lesser Caesar. 86 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,618 No, no, now, I clearly remember you said Augustus. 87 00:05:11,794 --> 00:05:16,754 - And in vino veritas. - The Chianti was definitely flowing. 88 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:18,628 - Ha, ha. - Among other things. 89 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,428 - Mother. - Hmm? Oh, uh... 90 00:05:20,603 --> 00:05:24,095 this is the last time you make me out a fool, Len Trexler. 91 00:05:24,273 --> 00:05:26,332 - You wanna play me hard? - Phrasing. 92 00:05:26,509 --> 00:05:28,568 - You know I do. - Well, then you better nut up. 93 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,940 - Phrasing. - Because I've swallowed just about... 94 00:05:31,114 --> 00:05:33,639 - as much as I can take from you. - Hey! Phrasing! 95 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:35,340 And we'll see who's smirking... 96 00:05:35,518 --> 00:05:38,385 when ISIS steals that diamond for real. 97 00:05:38,554 --> 00:05:41,148 - Oh, you're a naughty girl. - Right, then. 98 00:05:41,324 --> 00:05:45,454 Commence Operation "Rub Len Trexler's Big Fat Nose In It." 99 00:05:45,628 --> 00:05:48,995 - Sounds like you already have. - You want to break back into the palace... 100 00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:52,032 which now has the insane amount of security we recommended? 101 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:55,659 - Plus God knows how many ODIN guys. - Yes, so take more of that poison. 102 00:05:55,838 --> 00:05:57,362 And on top of that suck-salad... 103 00:05:57,540 --> 00:06:01,169 you wanna sprinkle on the bacon bits of "Let's tell them we're coming"? 104 00:06:02,045 --> 00:06:03,910 - Well? - Well, there's this new thing... 105 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,672 called the element of surprise? 106 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:09,215 I'm so sorry I slammed you in the gut. Jeez, that's how Houdini died. 107 00:06:09,385 --> 00:06:11,148 - Houdini died of AIDS. - No. 108 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,880 Why do you always say that? And that's the thing. 109 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:16,252 - I want to surprise Lana... - Well, you nailed it. 110 00:06:16,426 --> 00:06:19,020 So this time I need you to not be your normal... 111 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:20,822 compulsively blabby self. 112 00:06:20,997 --> 00:06:23,329 Wha...? When have I ever been blabby? 113 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:27,333 Guess who has breast cancer. 114 00:06:28,905 --> 00:06:32,898 Just one of like, two dozen equally appalling videos on your website. 115 00:06:33,076 --> 00:06:35,044 They're not all equally appal... 116 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:38,578 - And have I blabbed about you and Cheryl? - She keeps seducing me. 117 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:42,741 And you think you can make that unhappen if you give Lana a tiny flake of brown mica? 118 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:45,979 - Cyril, look at it. - But I spent two months' salary. 119 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:49,989 - I know. But you make shit. - Hey, I'm doing pretty well, thank you. 120 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,492 Save that speech for the father you continually disappoint. 121 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,722 I'm head of HR, Cyril, I know your take-home. 122 00:06:55,898 --> 00:06:58,332 Yeah, and l... I... 123 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,832 I take home shit. 124 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,230 Well, we all do. 125 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:03,372 What's my father ever done that's so great? 126 00:07:03,539 --> 00:07:05,837 School superintendent? Big whoop. 127 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:08,909 There's only like 800 kids in the entire county. 128 00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:11,171 K through 12! 129 00:07:11,814 --> 00:07:13,805 - Wow. - I'm sorry, you were saying? 130 00:07:13,983 --> 00:07:18,317 I were saying, we all make shit, so, what we should do is unionize. 131 00:07:18,488 --> 00:07:20,786 Yeah. I'll get the raise I deserve. 132 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:24,415 - Then you can buy Lana a big-boy ring. - She'll promptly agree to marry me. 133 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:26,755 Then you take her home to meet your dick dad. 134 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:29,898 And then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs... 135 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:32,398 and scream, "Look at those babies, old man." 136 00:07:32,568 --> 00:07:35,196 Didn't need a varsity letter to get those, did I? 137 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:39,034 So now who's a disappoint...?" Oh, Jesus H. Jones, Pam. 138 00:07:40,776 --> 00:07:42,243 What? 139 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,114 Carol? Carol? 140 00:07:47,283 --> 00:07:50,741 Oh, wait. Cheryl? Cheryl. 141 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,285 Hello? 142 00:07:52,455 --> 00:07:54,082 Cheryl, I swear to God... 143 00:07:54,257 --> 00:07:58,557 if I have to open my own salad again I will freak out. 144 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,992 Where the hell is everybody? 145 00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:04,224 Let's assume we can't access the palace through that same skylight. 146 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,732 - Okay. - But maybe we overlooked an air shaft... 147 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,768 or maybe even some access below-grade? 148 00:08:08,938 --> 00:08:11,805 - So let's pull up the palace schematics. - Uh, okay. 149 00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:14,670 - Maybe today, if that works for you. - Hang on. 150 00:08:14,844 --> 00:08:17,278 - Let me see. How about now? Anything? - No. 151 00:08:17,446 --> 00:08:19,038 - Uh, how about now? - No. 152 00:08:19,215 --> 00:08:20,580 - How about now? Anything? - No. 153 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,615 - What are you doing there? - I don't know. 154 00:08:22,785 --> 00:08:25,145 - What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously. 155 00:08:25,221 --> 00:08:27,985 Aw, damn it, we... Where is the hobbit guy? 156 00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:30,785 - Heh. A freaking hobbit works here? - No. He's just a... 157 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,428 They're called little people, not hobbits. 158 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,621 - Will you... He's a hobbit enthusiast. - Ooh. 159 00:08:35,798 --> 00:08:39,131 But he also knows how to work all the computers and satellites and shit. 160 00:08:39,302 --> 00:08:41,133 But even though I do all that... 161 00:08:41,304 --> 00:08:43,499 I gotta live with a roommate. In Queens. 162 00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:46,608 - That's disgusting. - Thanks, Bilbo. Another example... 163 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,643 of how underpaid the ISIS support staff really is. 164 00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:51,177 And I for one am fed up. 165 00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:53,372 Yeah, fed full of muffins and denial. 166 00:08:53,549 --> 00:08:55,517 What's your problem, neck bones? 167 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:59,018 My problem is I remember what Ms. Archer did to the cleaning ladies. 168 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:02,316 You sure, missus? Is plenty space. 169 00:09:02,491 --> 00:09:04,288 No. Gracias. 170 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,690 Okay. 171 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,565 Ha. How's that for bread and roses? 172 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,363 That was pretty sad. 173 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:20,532 What's sad is now nobody re-stocks the machine in the bathroom... 174 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,473 so I have to make my own tampons. 175 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,375 - I don't know what that is. - That's where my yarn's going. 176 00:09:25,548 --> 00:09:28,813 Exactly, and so I say, no union. 177 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,577 Yes, confederacy forever. 178 00:09:30,753 --> 00:09:34,314 No, wait, uh-uh. Don't listen to the makes-her-own-tampons person. 179 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,890 Listen to your hearts. Because deep down... 180 00:09:37,059 --> 00:09:38,993 you know they're exploiting us. 181 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:42,221 But if we unite, we can put a stop to it. 182 00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:45,492 And that supply closet is just packed with posterboard... 183 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,398 and markers, and maybe even some glitter. 184 00:09:48,571 --> 00:09:50,505 So who's with me on that picket line? 185 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,405 - And me. - Really? 186 00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:57,671 You had me at "put." 187 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,179 Yes, we need a sound sensor. Duh! 188 00:10:00,816 --> 00:10:03,717 Where is that equipment guy? And where the hell are the jumars? 189 00:10:03,886 --> 00:10:06,116 Yeah, I don't know, this was all I could find. 190 00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:08,280 I'm thinking goggles, yes. Shovels... 191 00:10:08,457 --> 00:10:09,937 I don't know how or why we'd use them. 192 00:10:10,059 --> 00:10:11,788 - Ugh. - Cheryl? 193 00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:14,794 - She's not in here. - Well, why are you in here? 194 00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:17,296 Is the San Marino diamond in here now? 195 00:10:17,466 --> 00:10:18,797 It might be, for all we know. 196 00:10:18,968 --> 00:10:20,629 We can't find any gear we need. 197 00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:23,203 We've got no sat-come, no new intel... 198 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,637 and so basically we are totally unprepared for this mission. 199 00:10:26,809 --> 00:10:30,267 - Unless it involves night-shoveling. - Well, I want that diamond. 200 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:34,974 Not to mention my rapidly-approaching- room-temperature Cobb salad, so... 201 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:37,346 Damn it, where the hell are all the drones? 202 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,750 - What do we want? - Unfair! 203 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:41,787 - When do we want it? - Change! 204 00:10:41,957 --> 00:10:45,552 Okay, so they're bad chanters, but overall this strike's shaping up. 205 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:50,062 - How? Nobody knows why we're striking. - Well, we can't say "Hey, right upstairs..." 206 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,097 is a top-secret intelligence agency." 207 00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:54,429 But it looks like we're picketing the cleaners. 208 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:56,230 - No, it doesn't. - Jesus! 209 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,703 Stop picketing the cleaners! 210 00:10:58,874 --> 00:11:00,273 You were saying? 211 00:11:00,443 --> 00:11:03,901 - Why are people picketing the cleaners? - I predicted this. It's curry fury. 212 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,638 Holy shit, is that Cyril? 213 00:11:05,815 --> 00:11:09,114 And Pam, Krieger, Carol. All the... 214 00:11:09,285 --> 00:11:12,846 Drones. They're not picketing the cleaners, they're picketing ISIS. 215 00:11:13,022 --> 00:11:16,458 - What's their beef? - Oh, the same entitled crap as always. 216 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:19,458 "I can't make ends meet," "I'm on food stamps." 217 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:22,859 "My child died because I couldn't afford new bone marrow." 218 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:25,592 - Just me, me, me. - Jesus, whose kid died? 219 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,998 Oh, who remembers. Check Pam's blog. 220 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:31,537 And done, but if you still want us to steal you that gigantic diamond... 221 00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:35,040 - Well, obviously. - We're gonna have to cross their picket line. 222 00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:38,605 - Screw that. - Yeah, what's with all the bottles? 223 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,772 It's like a trailer park Easter. 224 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,851 Lousy commies! Go back to Quebec! 225 00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:46,647 Jesus. Okay, strike's over, everybody. 226 00:11:46,822 --> 00:11:49,518 No, hold that line. We deserve a raise... 227 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:52,718 and Lana deserves a real ring, so... 228 00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,135 Okay, so let's go out the back. 229 00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,023 - Oh, my God. - Ha, ha! 230 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,394 - Happy Easter, Cyril. - Lana? 231 00:11:59,568 --> 00:12:01,832 Oh, baby. What happened to you? 232 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:04,529 - Well, see, I wanted to buy you a... - Cyril. 233 00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:07,938 - This is not that moment. - And we don't talk to management. 234 00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:10,237 - Or ham-fisted whores. - What? 235 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,744 - Hmm? - Yeah, no, they're right. 236 00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:14,747 - What? - No, not the whore part. Management. 237 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:16,407 We're not technically management. 238 00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:18,576 But you make shitloads more than we do. 239 00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:20,745 Even though you totally depend on us. 240 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:25,053 On you? Hey, we're out there risking our lives every... 241 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:28,594 - Many of the days. - And so, yes, we get paid a little more. 242 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:31,028 - How much a little more? - Well, it's complicated. 243 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,691 - No, it isn't, don't answer that. - What with salary... 244 00:12:33,869 --> 00:12:35,700 performance incentives, bonuses... 245 00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:37,702 - Bonuses? - Dump her, Cyril. 246 00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:39,932 Hey, crazy. Go macrame some tampons. 247 00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:42,600 Oh, you wanna hear something crazy? Cyril... 248 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:45,770 - Thank you, Pam. Now look, Lana... - Baby, "Take Charge" Cyril... 249 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:49,782 is totally doing it for me, it really is, but we're on a vital mission here. 250 00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:52,785 - Vital mission? - Not on the master clipboard. 251 00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:55,617 - So just how vital is it? - It's incredibly vital. 252 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:58,453 Because if they don't steal me that huge diamond... 253 00:12:58,627 --> 00:13:01,391 - I will literally die. - A diamond? 254 00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:04,897 - In this economy? - You're stealing a diamond? For her? 255 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,661 - Oh, irony. - And the rest of you, back to work. 256 00:13:07,837 --> 00:13:09,600 If that salad isn't open in the next... 257 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:12,297 - Get them! - Oh, oh! 258 00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:13,942 - Hey, whoa. - Stop surging. 259 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:15,303 Archer, do something. 260 00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:17,776 I am doing something. What are you doing? 261 00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:21,513 Lana, out the back. Move. 262 00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:23,174 Hey, Cyril. 263 00:13:23,352 --> 00:13:24,819 Cyril. 264 00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,215 - Cyril! - What? 265 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:31,052 - I'm saving Lana. As usual. - Hey, shut up. 266 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,977 - Freaking ODIN. I can't believe this. - How many are there? 267 00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:40,521 - About a jillion. - Damn it. 268 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,867 - A jillion gay little copycats. - What? 269 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:45,063 I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. 270 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,642 But I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. 271 00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:50,711 - The tactical turtleneck, Lana. - Archer. 272 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,347 The Tactleneck. 273 00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:54,506 - Can you please focus? - Not really. 274 00:13:54,683 --> 00:13:57,083 Don't think these goggles were properly calibrated. 275 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,313 Ditto the sound sensor. And the stupid code-cloner. 276 00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:03,253 All the gear those sweaty tech-dweebs normally... Oh! 277 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,917 - Do we take the drones for granted? - No. No, no, Lana. 278 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,825 Do not make this about them. 279 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:12,456 No, no, no. That is utterly unacceptable. 280 00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:16,127 - It's just a cost-of-living adjustment. - It's strong-arm robbery. 281 00:14:16,305 --> 00:14:19,138 Come on, Ms. Archer. You've been in there ten hours. 282 00:14:19,308 --> 00:14:21,868 Meet us halfway, and Krieger will let you out of there. 283 00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:25,138 - Or else he'll crank up the heat again. - I love... 284 00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,875 - that you know how to do that. - And I love that I have an erection... 285 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:30,916 that didn't involve homeless people. 286 00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:34,453 And you're cool with Krieger shucking your side-corn? 287 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,648 Yeah, that is a huge win-win for me. 288 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,224 You hear that, Ms. Archer? 289 00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,192 We're all on board for the big win-win out here. 290 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,831 Well, I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger. 291 00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:46,399 - Okay. - Oh, my God, yes. 292 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,662 Yes, go ahead. Crank up the heat. 293 00:14:48,837 --> 00:14:50,998 I'm as naked as the day I was born. 294 00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:54,181 - Oh, yes. - That is not something... 295 00:14:54,343 --> 00:14:56,334 - Naked or not. - Well, don't keep saying it. 296 00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,707 You can't stay in there forever. 297 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:02,681 Ha! I'll outlast you. I'm naked and I've got half a lime... 298 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:04,011 and almost... 299 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:07,378 Nearly two-thirds of a half-gallon of... 300 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,523 - Shit. - Now we got her. 301 00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:14,788 Ha! I'll suck it straight off this grimy linoleum... 302 00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,864 before I give in to you belly-achers. 303 00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:21,435 - You've got nothing! - No code-cloner, no GPS. Argh! 304 00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,663 - We've got no thermal imaging. - Lana... 305 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,431 - we don't need gadgets. - Really? 306 00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:28,736 Machines are gonna fail. Then the system's gonna fail... 307 00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:31,675 and then it's "Who has the ability to survive?" 308 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,010 And that's the game, Lana. Survival. 309 00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:37,680 Just watched Deliverance again, huh? 310 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,344 I mean, is Burt Reynolds not the man in that? 311 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:44,253 On the raft? With the vest? 312 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,588 - Huh? You know he did all his own stunts. - I know! 313 00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,526 - Shh! - He did his own stunts! 314 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,689 Keep your freaking voice... Aah! 315 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,631 God! Sweet Jesus, the goggles! 316 00:15:54,803 --> 00:15:56,236 Intruders. Get them. 317 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:01,736 - Aah, Lana! Lana, I'm blind. I'm blind. - Yeah? Should I go on without you? 318 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:05,141 What? No, carry me, monster-hands. 319 00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:11,218 Ow, ow, ow! 320 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,150 Jesus. Quit bouncing my eyes. 321 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:16,485 Shut up. I'm trying to get us an evac but nobody's answer... 322 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,991 Oh, holy shit, are they still on strike? 323 00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:22,130 Hey, Eugene Debs, it's only been about ten hours. 324 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,390 - All right? - So you'd rather die in there... 325 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,626 than give us a cost-of-living adjustment? 326 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:31,103 - Yes. - Well, I can arrange that. 327 00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:32,604 Crunch! 328 00:16:32,775 --> 00:16:34,572 I love that you know how to do that. 329 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,608 Well, now you're trapped. Happy? 330 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,312 - Yes. - Ugh! Laundry. 331 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:41,949 Oh, wait, are we open? 332 00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,675 What? Sir, you have to slow... 333 00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:45,649 Jeezy Petes, get a load of this guy. 334 00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:49,154 We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass! 335 00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:50,450 Lana? 336 00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:53,925 - Ha! She thought you were a man. - Shut up. Cyril, baby... 337 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,927 we're pinned down, okay? We need a... Aah! 338 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,656 - Lana! - What's going on? 339 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,028 We need evac. A helo, a jump-jet. 340 00:17:00,202 --> 00:17:02,193 At this point, really anything. 341 00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:05,450 - Don't just stand there, idiots. - Yeah, come on. Get them out of there. 342 00:17:05,474 --> 00:17:07,942 Uh, we need the sat-com link to do that. 343 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,873 - So? - So it's upstairs. 344 00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:13,378 And, uh, someone broke the elevator. 345 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:16,950 And Miss Fire Hazard in there bricked up the only stairwell. 346 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,110 Don't talk to me about fire hazards. 347 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,917 - All you people did in there was smoke. - Oh, God, I'm hit. 348 00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:25,720 - Lana! - Will somebody please do something? 349 00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:29,057 - Like what, Cyril? I'm blind. - No, us. Here. 350 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,664 - Oh. - Krieger, Bilbo. 351 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,562 Come on, can't you guys do something? 352 00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:34,760 Wha...? No. 353 00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,802 Oh, wait, I meant yes. 354 00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:41,634 Roger that, Zebra-Two. Stand by. 355 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,779 Helo's 10-4, just needs you to upload their GPS coordinates... 356 00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,141 into his HUD. 357 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,943 Which I will do with these cell phones. 358 00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:51,052 Holy shit, you geeks are bad-ass. 359 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,848 We couldn't have done it without an electrical insulator. 360 00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:56,513 So thank Cyril for the tiny brown diamond. 361 00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:58,692 - What? - Wait, did we get the diamond? 362 00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:01,662 What? No. But Cyril, why did you have a diamond? 363 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,266 Oh, uh, just my ear-stud. You know, from college. 364 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,701 - Really? - Called it. 365 00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:11,001 And, again, you do realize it'll be totally destroyed in the process. 366 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,800 Yes, just hurry up. Please. 367 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:16,911 Okay, uploading GPS coordinates. 368 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,547 - Wait a second. - Damn it, we don't have a second. 369 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,478 Lana, I'm sure we have one second. 370 00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:24,676 But seriously, it does sound like we're about to be overrun, so... 371 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,186 Get my son out of there. What the hell are you people waiting for? 372 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,690 - A goddamn cost-of-living adjustment. - What? 373 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,418 - Hey, yeah. - No! 374 00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,689 - Krieger, this is not the time for this. - It is exactly the time. 375 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,799 So, what's it gonna be, you harpy? 376 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,697 You ever wanna see your son again? 377 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,264 Not at the number you quoted me. 378 00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:46,079 - Mother! - That number is pegged... 379 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,631 to the consumer price index. 380 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:50,142 Where? The People's Republic of Canada? 381 00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:52,837 - Jesus, take it out of our bonuses. - What? 382 00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:55,108 Mother, no, listen to me. Aah! 383 00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,582 I'm hit. I'm hit and I'm blind. 384 00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:00,779 Jesus, Ms. Archer, your child is dying. 385 00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:04,084 Oh, all right. If they'll give up their bonuses... 386 00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:06,219 - Mother! - You can have your lousy... 387 00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:07,726 cost-of-living adjustment. 388 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:10,898 Something good's happening. 389 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,091 And you can have your dick son back. 390 00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:19,617 - What's going on? - I hear a helicopter. 391 00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,336 - Oh, yeah. - Holy shit... 392 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:25,344 - my other senses are already heightened. - Hey, this time I saved Lana. 393 00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:29,678 - But... Oh, God, Pam. Two months' salary. - Cyril. 394 00:19:29,852 --> 00:19:32,150 You can't put a price on good pussy. 395 00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:35,813 Roger that, Zebra Two. Hey, the helo's got them. They're safe. 396 00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:37,754 - Hooray. - Way to go. 397 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,486 Then get me out of this sweat-box! 398 00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:47,798 Because I am officially out of gin. 399 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:52,707 Oh, come on, Archer, not now, I'm serious. 400 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,172 Hey, I'm serious! 401 00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:56,106 Look at me, seriously, Lana. 402 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,577 Forget the eye bandage, but the hair, the strong jaw line. 403 00:19:59,748 --> 00:20:01,272 - Who do I remind you of? - Nobody. 404 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,917 - Say it. - Don't make me do that. 405 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:05,053 - Say it. Say it! - Ugh. 406 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,484 Burt Reynolds in Deliverance. 407 00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:10,784 No! Not in Deliverance. Ha, ha. 408 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,824 - In Gator. - Ugh. 409 00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:14,519 Right? 410 00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,299 How can you not see that? 410 00:20:19,305 --> 00:21:19,644 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.