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Ugh, I'm tired of being out here.
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I wanna go home.
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Eww, Earth?
In space we can do whatever
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the hell we want with
basically no responsibilities.
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Kind of my point.
Maybe I'm ready to start
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having a real life instead of
being stuck here with your ass.
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Shh, my ass might hear you,
and it's very sensitive.
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- Of course, you know that.
- Not engaging.
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I'm just saying, maybe it's
time to hang this all up and...
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Ugh, is this about
your aching uterus again?
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Okay, who said anything about...
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Well, we haven't talked
about settling down but...
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- Nope.
- Key word "settling."
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I'm down with going to Earth.
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I could use some fresh faces to bang.
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And our bar stock is so low,
I may have to resort to beer.
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Has everyone gone crazy?
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We're on the final frontier
and you want to go back
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to doing day jobs
and gravity-laden sex?
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- Not my first preference.
- I vote with Archer.
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- Robots don't get a vote.
- I prefer "synthetic human."
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No one gets to vote.
I'm the captain.
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Co-captain.
And as the other co-captain,
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I am setting a course for Earth.
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No, Lana, I will not let you
hyperspace us to Boring-town.
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What the... ow!
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- Holy spacesnacks!
- It's a Dri'n battle cruiser.
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And somehow it hasn't noticed us.
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No, we're too close for its
long-range scanners to pick us up.
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Great, let's just loop around
this bad boy
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and hyperspace somewhere
that is not Earth.
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If we can destroy it, we will cripple
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- pirate activity in this sector.
- Who cares?
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And collecta 30 million
credit bounty for taking it out.
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As I was saying,
who cares about combatting
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- space piracy more than me?
- Exactly.
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The very reasonable reward
is just icing on the cake.
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- Guys, as captain of this ship...
- Co-captain.
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I am making an executive decision.
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- We're taking out that Dri'n bastard.
- Like I already executively decided.
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Hands in.
"Space cowboys" on three.
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One, two...
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Okay, here's the plan:
after we board the ship,
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knock out a couple of Dri'n guards,
and then... you'll love this...
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- put on their clothes...
- Not to be a buzzkill,
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but you think there'll really
be a plus-sized pirate onboard?
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- Ugh, this is a horrible plan.
- I'm not finished.
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Pam, you'll be our "prisoner."
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- Sweet!
- Lucky.
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- Still a horrible plan.
- Let me finish!
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We'll infiltrate the ship
disguised as Dri'n guards.
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That's it.
That's the whole plan.
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This is not a plan. This is the
plot of several famous films.
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Well, why do you think
they're famous, Lana?
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We'll need Ray
to get us some explosives.
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He's taking a sick day.
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- Of course he is.
- We get those?
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It's a miracle we don't
crash into the sun
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with all you Sick Day Cyrils
and Personal Day Pams.
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It is a pretty generous
package if you use it right.
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Space phrasing.
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Well, where am I supposed
to get explosives?
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"Thermite" be something
I can do to help.
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Referencing thermite explosives.
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I did not enjoy that.
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Does this thing havean off switch?
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- Aww, I have feelings.
- Volume control? Anything?
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Then we'll plant the thermite
all over the ship
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and "hola explosivo."
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- I'm confused.
- It's Spanish, Pam.
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No, how will we get
the "Seamus" out of here
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without us pinging their scanners?
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That's where Cyril and Carol come in.
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You two will disable
the radar system on board.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Please don't.
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- I can disable the radar system!
- Can you disable yourself?
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- Beep, bop, boop. Ya burnt.
- Why not Krieger?
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I mean, he's qualified
even if he is a replicant.
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Thank you, Lana, but I like to
think I'm more of a Repli-can.
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No bots.
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- Mother, you stay and run comms.
- Stay here?
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With the liquor?
Well, if you insist.
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Space cowboys, let's ride!
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Would you stop trying
to make "space cowboys" stick?
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- It isn't.
- Fine, Lana.
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You stay here and be
the world-weary
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space saloon/brothel madam.
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- I wanna be a brothel madam!
- Ooh, I... I could be the banker
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and wear one of those green visors.
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Everybody stop making this stick!
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And if anything,
I would be co-sheriff.
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- That's not a thing.
- The whole thing's not a thing!
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Whoa, space cowboys.
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- What is it now, Krieger?
- I've got helpful gadgets!
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Like these voice changers!
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The Dri'n tongue is a beast,
you know.
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Fine, but honestly, Krieger,
this is all a little thirsty.
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- Like Lana's ovaries.
- Not engaging.
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Doesn't someone need to be
proposing before you're engaging?
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- Not en...
- She totally disarmed your phrase.
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So what's our plan when these
shitty voicechangers don't work?
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- I can hear you.
- Well, I picked up
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some phrases
banging a pirate or two.
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Here's how to say,
"Faster, harder."
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Because that'll come in handy.
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Now you try it.
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No, it's more like...
you know the sound you make
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after letting out a fart
you've been holding in all day?
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Oh, please.
You've never held in a fart
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- in your life.
- Tough but fair.
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Like now, Pam.
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Now would have been
a great time to hold it in.
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I have... I have no idea
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what she said,
but it just sounds funny.
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Jesus, Cyril, watch the landing.
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You gotta slide it in there gently.
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You are a terrible pilot.
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You put me on a job
that's not my specialty.
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- That's bad captaining.
- Co-captaining.
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- Oh, now you share the credit?
- Fine.
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I should have assigned Cyril
to his specialty of, uh...
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what is your specialty again?
Space accounting?
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You're putting "space" in front of it
to make it extra silly,
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but it's actually really an
important part of running a ship.
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That was quick.
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He's asking...
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He was just asking where we
got these human costumes, but...
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Oh, thank God you're here, Cyril.
You're so quick on the draw.
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My blaster got stuck in its holster.
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- I can help with that.
- Stop it!
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Unwanted advance in the workplace.
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Take it up with the Dri'n pirate HR.
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Get those uniforms on
and put in your voice changers.
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- More pirates will be coming.
- On my tits. Whaaat?
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- Do you even have tits?
- They're retractable.
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Now, where is that mainframe?
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This ship has zero Feng Shui.
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Whoa.
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There's gotta be a switch to
get a laser bridge or something.
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Why people build dangerous ravines
in spaceships is beyond me.
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You gotta warn me next time!
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We almost... and that hook
is not secure!
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How do you even know
the mainframe is on this side?
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Oh, I don't. I just find
terror kind of hot, you know?
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I do not know.
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Not to mention the woman
swinging the man across
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is totally...
emasculating! Shit balls!
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Guys, remember, place them
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on the structural beams
for maximum impact.
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I need more.
I'm missing a testicle.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- What's the big deal?
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It's thermite; throw it anywhere,
it's gonna blow up the ship.
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- I'm not letting you waste thermite.
- Give me the thermite.
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- God damn it, Archer.
- Uh-oh.
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It was an accident.
Yeah, it was flirty horseplay.
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- These aren't toys.
- Your boobs?
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- Because I beg to differ.
- It's stuck.
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Krieger, how do you peel off
these thermite charges?
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- Oh, no worries there.
- Oh, good.
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It's a super polymer.
Can't be removed or disarmed.
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I thought they would peel off
like air fresheners.
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They look like air fresheners.
Just take your shirt off, then.
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I'm not wearing a shirt
or bra under this.
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- Oh, I noticed.
- We all noticed. Is it for the pirates?
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Because they do not make
good husbands, Lana.
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I am not trying
to get a pirate husband!
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This ship has no AC and pirate
garb isn't exactly... oh, shit.
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Hey!
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Huh, it actually worked.
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Almost like Krieger knows
what he was doing.
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I'm sorry, Lana.
He'll never be a space cowboy.
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- Now, let's blow up this ship...
- Without blowing my tits off.
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Give me one more.
I need to finish my testicle.
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- Here.
- Seriously?!
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Guys, even for me
this is getting childish.
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Don't mention children.
Lana will smear her mascara.
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Eavesdropping and lobbing
insults is not running comms.
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I knew I should have done
the assigning, because
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everyone you picked is
spectacularly wrong for the job.
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See, this is
what I'm talking about.
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Why would they put the mainframe
right next door to the mess?
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The heat would be hell
on the data core.
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What, did you read that in your
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- spaceship architecture magazine?
- You mean"Starchitectural Digest"?
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Yes. Shall we get to work?
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Um... do you know how to
disable a radar system?
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- No.
- Is this another "fear is hot" thing,
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or do you really not know?
Because I sure don't.
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Ugh, bad captaining!
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Mission accomplished.
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How long should we set
the timers for?
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All right, let's see.
Uh, Cyril and Cheryl have
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to disarm the radar; we all
have to get to the hatch;
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and I have to strip this pirate suit off
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- so the bomb won't blowmy tits off.
- And Archer's baby-maker!
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Don't... don't say "baby," Pam,
because you know...
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Shit!
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You set them off!
How much time we got?
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- Shit, 11 minutes.
- Jesus!
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Couldn't you have kicked
a higher number?
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Or, you know, not at all?
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- We gotta run.
- Yeah, not much of a runner.
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Okay, guys, listen up.
We have 11 minutes
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to get our asses off this
ship before it explodes.
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Oh, God.
If you find terror hot,
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I must be gorgeous to you right now.
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- Yeah.
- No, stop! I shouldn't even be here!
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I should have been the one
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kicking back on the "Seamus"
running comms!
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For your information,
I've got my hands full.
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Full of what, gin and tonics?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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We can hear the ice clinking.
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No, that's space static.
Must be sun spots.
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We need you to connect us with Ray.
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- He's on a sick day!
- We're going to blow up in 11 minutes.
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Closer to ten.
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Hold, please. Ray?
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Ray, thank God.
We need your help.
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Yeah, kind of in the middle
of something.
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Ray our surgery pod is
not designed for recreational use.
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- This is a medical procedure.
- Scented candles?
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Is it a crime to want
to brighten up my colonoscopy?
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- I think not.
- You said it wasn't recreational!
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Colorectal cancer's serious business.
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You should be checked
every 10 years after 50.
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Ugh, how old are you?
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00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:16,921
Or if you have atypical symptoms,
like a change in bowel habits.
236
00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:18,576
Speaking of which,
we're in the bowels
237
00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:20,665
- of an enemy battle cruiser!
- I'll be wearing
238
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:23,972
my colorectal blue ribbon
that says, "I got tested."
239
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,089
Tomorrow, after my sick day.
240
00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:27,346
Which you're interrupting.
241
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,040
Ugh, we need you
to walk us through disabling
242
00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,956
a giant spaceship
radar system thingy.
243
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,007
But my crisis vest is on Deck 2!
244
00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:37,962
- Ray!
- Fine.
245
00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:39,921
Let old Ray just interrupt
his prescribed
246
00:11:39,964 --> 00:11:41,923
lifesaving medical test to call up
247
00:11:41,966 --> 00:11:45,361
alien battle cruiser schematics
on his sick day.
248
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,537
Don't suppose you have
a ship model number?
249
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:50,844
We're inside the ship, so no.
And kind of in a hurry!
250
00:11:50,845 --> 00:11:52,323
Do you see a blinking green light?
251
00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,477
We're dead.
252
00:11:56,478 --> 00:11:58,741
Don't you just crave its sweet release?
253
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:02,876
Okay, sending you
the disarming protocols...
254
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,878
- ...now.
- Thanks, Ray, you're a lifesaver.
255
00:12:04,922 --> 00:12:08,534
You're... God damn it, Ray.
Is this a picture of your colon?
256
00:12:08,577 --> 00:12:10,013
- Aww.
- Sorry.
257
00:12:10,014 --> 00:12:12,538
This wine might be mixing
with my propofol.
258
00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:14,181
I do see why this is addictive.
259
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,322
We only have eight minutes!
260
00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:19,113
Don't get your panties in a bunch.
261
00:12:19,414 --> 00:12:21,764
Also, do you see any polyps?
262
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,985
Lana, how is it possible you
wanna give all this up for diapers?
263
00:12:25,029 --> 00:12:27,579
I don't know, maybe because
I don't need to play two-bit
264
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,816
space cowboy just because
I'm scared of commitment.
265
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:32,384
How dare you speak
precisely the truth at me.
266
00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:35,821
- Hey, guys! Wait up!
- You used to be fun.
267
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,606
Now you want to do not-fun stuff
like settling down.
268
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:42,263
- Well, I got news for you, sister.
- Don't say that, ever.
269
00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:45,527
- Settling is for potato chips.
- Oh, God, Archer.
270
00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:49,922
Will you stop treating me like some
baby-crazy cliché of maternal desire?
271
00:12:53,361 --> 00:12:56,886
- Aww, look at them!
- Oh, come on, Lana.
272
00:12:56,929 --> 00:13:01,325
- Space ocelots.
- Actually, they're called "grimalkians."
273
00:13:01,369 --> 00:13:06,026
Shut your mouth, Pam.
That is a goddamn space ocelot.
274
00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:09,116
Ah, son of a bitch.
275
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:11,292
- You're a real natural.
- I've seen these before.
276
00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:13,468
A shithead ex of mine
had one as a pet.
277
00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:15,948
- I think they're endangered.
- No doubt the Dri'n
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00:13:15,992 --> 00:13:17,689
stole them to sell their fur
to illegal traders.
279
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:21,215
Yeah, this ex was an illegal
trader, so that all tracks.
280
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:24,700
Shit, we've only got seven minutes
to get off this death star...
281
00:13:24,701 --> 00:13:26,437
lowercase "D," lowercase "S"...
282
00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:30,093
and back to the "Seamus" before
we explode in a million pieces.
283
00:13:30,257 --> 00:13:32,259
No, we can't blow up the ship
with them onboard.
284
00:13:32,302 --> 00:13:35,609
- They'll go extinct.
- I'll watch anything that asshole loved burn.
285
00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:38,352
Just look how adorable they are.
286
00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:40,223
Ow!
287
00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:43,226
Guys, look at this!
They love me!
288
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,923
It's like I'm their king!
289
00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:50,514
Uh, Cyril, Cheryl?
Did you guys...
290
00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:53,430
Fail spectacularly at the one task
you were given?
291
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:55,606
You said turn off the radar.
292
00:13:55,649 --> 00:13:57,390
You didn't say anything
about an alarm!
293
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,610
It was clearly implied.
294
00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,219
Yes, it was.
Wasn't it?
295
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,222
Yes, it was.
296
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,625
All clear.
No intruders in here.
297
00:14:10,669 --> 00:14:13,758
- Oh, shit, is that English?
- He's the intruder you're looking for!
298
00:14:13,759 --> 00:14:15,587
Aww, balls.
Mine's broken too.
299
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:21,419
- Hey, screw you for that.
- Girl's gotta self-preserve, dude.
300
00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:25,423
Okay, so now we need
to rescue Cyril and Cheryl...
301
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:28,208
Yeah, that's great, but we
have another rescue first.
302
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:29,774
- What?
- The space ocelots, Pam.
303
00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:33,430
We've got six minutes,
so let's start with the...
304
00:14:33,431 --> 00:14:35,781
widdle baby furballs.
305
00:14:35,824 --> 00:14:38,784
- Oh, mother...
- Is not what you should be,
306
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,395
because these things
do not like you.
307
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,876
It is a hilarious twist of fate.
308
00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:47,793
Holy hell, those little
twerps are quick.
309
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:51,699
- Oh, well. Let's get out of here.
- What the...
310
00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:56,399
- Aww, he likes you.
- Um, no, Lana. He loves me.
311
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:59,610
This guy is so cool.
Here, Lana, get a picture.
312
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,970
Just kick the little shit off
and let's roll!
313
00:15:02,014 --> 00:15:03,449
We're buds!
314
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:06,235
I'm a badass space cowboy,
and he's my deputy!
315
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:08,194
Don't you wanna
jump on my shoulder
316
00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:12,024
and be my widdle deputy?
I'm a co-space cowboy.
317
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,462
Wow, jealousy is an
ugly color on you, Lana.
318
00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:18,770
Something's wrong with this blaster!
319
00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,816
Have you tried opening your eyes?
320
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,077
Yes!
321
00:15:23,078 --> 00:15:26,212
They actually are open!
For real!
322
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:31,565
Guess that's not a factor anyway.
323
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:35,482
Where's the fire, brother?
324
00:15:35,676 --> 00:15:38,635
Oh, shit, was that English?
325
00:15:38,679 --> 00:15:40,724
Why'd you even open
your big mouth, Archer?
326
00:15:40,768 --> 00:15:42,552
He was running right by us.
327
00:15:42,595 --> 00:15:46,802
I think the better question is,
why do we even have a ship robot
328
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:50,168
if he can't even make his
stupid robot gadgets work?
329
00:15:50,212 --> 00:15:52,867
- We're cut off!
- My circulation is cut off.
330
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,651
The grip on this thing is unreal.
331
00:15:54,695 --> 00:15:57,654
Look at this!
He's eating this shit up.
332
00:15:59,134 --> 00:16:03,965
Come on, little buddy.
Let's go in the fun tunnel.
333
00:16:04,008 --> 00:16:05,618
- Pam?
- Nah.
334
00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,795
I don't do tight spaces
I'm not familiar with.
335
00:16:07,838 --> 00:16:10,710
Just go. I'll hold them off
and meet you at the dock.
336
00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:13,626
Come and get it, space dicks!
337
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:17,021
- Well, at least it's downhill.
- A little too downhill.
338
00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:20,024
- Are you sure this is an air vent?
- Of course it's an air vent.
339
00:16:26,378 --> 00:16:29,033
Ugh, you've gotta be shitting me.
340
00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:34,125
Oops, I guess it wasn't an air vent.
341
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:41,349
- Ah, my blaster jammed!
- Blasters don't jam, you lying fleshbag!
342
00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:43,090
You're pathetic!
Cover me!
343
00:16:47,181 --> 00:16:48,922
- I thought you had a plan!
- I do!
344
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,969
- I'm making a necklace.
- I will give you one of my teeth.
345
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,145
- Just get me off this ship.
- Nope, it's not the same.
346
00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:55,973
It has to be from a kill.
347
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,192
Unless that's something
you might be interested in.
348
00:16:58,236 --> 00:17:02,239
Ew, no. Hey, any chance
of getting a rescue here?
349
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,329
- Yeah, uh, about that.
- Oh, Lana.
350
00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:05,983
- Thank God.
- Archer had us escape
351
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,159
- in a stupid air vent that...
- Air vent, copy that.
352
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:14,295
- Cyril, let her finish.
- Oh, God, this is a dead end.
353
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,080
We have two minutes!
What do we do?
354
00:17:16,123 --> 00:17:17,689
Ugh, you're not gonna
wet your uniform
355
00:17:17,690 --> 00:17:19,953
like last time?
Not the time or place.
356
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,877
Actually, this is
a pretty good time and place.
357
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:24,706
New plan: we form
a human-ocelot ladder...
358
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,492
- Ugh, I'd rather just die.
- To get back to the air vent.
359
00:17:27,535 --> 00:17:30,929
- Stop calling it an air vent.
- Fine!
360
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,322
Pam!
361
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:35,195
- Thank God.
- You're running the wrong way.
362
00:17:35,239 --> 00:17:36,369
Cannonball!
363
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,546
It's in my mouth.
364
00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:48,339
This is not good.
365
00:17:50,993 --> 00:17:54,387
- Even my little ocelot bud bailed.
- I'm calling Krieger for backup.
366
00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:57,739
No, Lana.
Space cowboys do or die.
367
00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:59,175
He's our only option.
368
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:02,341
Malory, Krieger, come in!
369
00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:04,137
Come in!
370
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,506
Yes! It's Krieger.
What do you need? I can do it!
371
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:08,377
Get down here, stat.
We need backup immediately.
372
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,596
- Trash compactor.
- I'm on it!
373
00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:13,209
Yes!
Needed by real humans.
374
00:18:17,039 --> 00:18:18,954
My God, why did we even bring him?
375
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:22,218
This is it, people!
This is the end!
376
00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:25,352
Brace yourselves for obliteration!
377
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,226
I really like her this way.
378
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:33,273
- I'm kind of into it myself.
- Wait! Look!
379
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:44,371
Jesus!
They're demons in disguise.
380
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,503
I've been fooled.
381
00:18:49,506 --> 00:18:50,854
- Ugh.
- Oh, my God.
382
00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:53,945
Why does it have to be so gross?
383
00:18:55,382 --> 00:18:58,385
Stand back, folks.
I've "bot" this.
384
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:04,478
And once again, you and your
iron heart are completely useless.
385
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,698
There's my pal!
386
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:10,875
Back to normal.
You can't quit me, can you?
387
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,659
How much time?
388
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:15,488
- 30 seconds.
- This is gonna be tight.
389
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:16,749
It wouldn't be tight
if you hadn't screwed up
390
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,351
- the assignments!
- Whatever, Lana.
391
00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:21,059
Maybe I screwed up the
assignments on purpose
392
00:19:21,102 --> 00:19:23,714
so you'd feel needed
and want to stay.
393
00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:25,411
Oh, please.
Maybe you're just saying that
394
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,413
as a cool way to cover
screwing up the assignments.
395
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,547
Oh, go have an Earth baby,
why don't you?
396
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,505
Oh, we can't just leave these
space ocelots here.
397
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,289
Grimalkians.
And, yes, we can.
398
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,040
Pam, I'm not gonna do this with you.
399
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,565
- I'm already too upset.
- Oh, God, their eyes.
400
00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,349
- Even though they hate you?
- Yep, even though.
401
00:19:41,393 --> 00:19:43,743
- 15 seconds!
- I think these furry banshees
402
00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:45,352
are just gonna have
to stay on board.
403
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:05,372
- I meant on board the other ship.
- Oh, God damn it to shit!
404
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,071
Can't these bastards stay
in the cargo hold?
405
00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:10,727
Mommy's just joking.
406
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:13,338
I think we all know
who the fun parent is.
407
00:20:16,192 --> 00:20:20,271
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