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Woodhouse, what the
hell is this?!
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I believe it is squash, sir.
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I... what're you
shoveling it into?!
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The wee baby Seamus.
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Miss Trinette said you'd agreed to
it, while she's in Atlantic City for
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the weekend...
What?!
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For the "Pimps and Ho's
Ball," I believe she said.
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Didn't seem the sort of
place one takes a baby.
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You realize you're in huge trouble...
Yessir...... And that
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now I have to spend my first Friday
off in like, forever... Yessir...
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Devising some bizarre punishment for you.
Yessir.
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So don't be surprised if you end up
eating a whole bunch of spiderwebs.
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Right?
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Now shut up and
read me the paper.
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Very good, sir, let's see what we...
Good Lord!
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Oh for... what the
shit, Woodhouse?!
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Stop crying!
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How do you make him
not... God, here!
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Ya like that?
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That's a Bloody Mary.
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Or is it a Bloody Caesar?!
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Why're you sitting?
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At my table?!
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I... the paper sir, there's an item...
Oh yeah?
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Did somebody finally
out the Queen?
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Right?
This baby know what I'm talking about.
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Gimme that.
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Sir Augustus Stilton, World War
One flying ace, blah blah blah,
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dies under mysterious
circumstances.
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And mystery solved,
he was a thousand.
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Stilton and I were squadron-mates...
Oh. Sorry. Twenty-Two Squadron, RFC.
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Most decorated aerodrome
of the Great War.
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I don't care about the great war. But not
much left of the old Double Deuce anymore.
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We're all dying off...
Yeah, not... a huge surprise.
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We're not dying of old age, sir...
Wait a second.
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Sir Alfred Wensleydale, foul play suspected...
Nigel Buxton,
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mysterious circumstances...
Edwin Glue-sester... Gloster...
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Whatever, foul play suspected...
another "mysterious circumstances,
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every one of these is like that, and
they're all from the past six months.
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What the hell?
Hell indeed, sir.
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Because one at a time, the remaining
survivors of the old Double Deuce...
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are being murdered.
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Oh my God.
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Are we out of Bloody Marys?!
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Can not picture you
as a fighter pilot.
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Oh no sir, not a pilot.
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A batman.
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An officer's personal attendant.
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In charge of keeping his kit in good
order, seeing to his personal needs...
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So, a servant.
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"Soldier-servant" was the official
term, but... Yeah, Way to advance.
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But for the enlisted, being chosen to
bat for an officer was very desirable.
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Especially when that officer was
Captain Reginald Thistleton.
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I say, Woodhouse!
Yessir.
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The Hun did a fair job of stitching
up the old kite this time, what?
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Thank God you're alright, sir.
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God and my twin Vickers, caught
old Jerry in a chandelle,
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poor bastard went
down like a quail.
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You scoundrel!
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Is that brandy?!
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Thought you'd like
a pick-me-up, sir.
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You're a rose among thorns!
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Bagged your share today, Scripes?
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Loads, thanks!
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See you've already bagged yours...
Creepy... Yes,
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Leftenant Scripes abhorred the way Reg...
Er, Captain Thistleton carried on
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with the men.
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Yeah, didn't Oscar Wilde
get hard labor for that?
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For... what are you
talking about?
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I'm... what're you
talking about?
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The tontine... France.
Spring, 1917.
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Bloody April, they called it...
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Black days, they were.
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We were losing two, sometimes
three pilots a week.
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Who was that?
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Foxley, I should think.
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No one thought we'd live through the
war, so Reggie came up with the idea.
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A tontine, lads!
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Each man pays in fifty pounds,
and the last survivor collects
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the capital and interest.
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Oh come on lads,
show some stones!
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I'll show you my stones, sir!
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That's the spirit!
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Who else?
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Well done Johnny,
Bob's your uncle.
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So, how much are we talking here?
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Oh, nearly twelve hundred pounds.
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What?!
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Nobody's getting killed over... how
ever much that is in real money!
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Well no, but... are you familiar
with the term "compound interest?"
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I'm not an idiot, Woodhouse.
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Unlike some people around here!
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That's silvertip badger!
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You know how much this cost?!
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No no, hey c'mon, don't...
Here, God, Baby.
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But since I don't have a calculator...
At ten percent,
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by now I'd say it's just a bit
shy of a million dollars.
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What?!
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I would totally
kill you for that!
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Not me, but ya know, somebody would...
So how many of you geezers are left?
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Well, now that's Stilton's been
killed, it's just me, Scripes,
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and...
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And that'll be Stinky.
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Wh-?
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What will?!
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Cor, you done alright then.
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Oh, no, the flat belongs to Mr.
Archer, who is my... None of my business...
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Consenting adults and so on.
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Hey, nobody's
consenting to anything!
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None of my business!
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You're gonna eat so many spiderwebs...
That's what he said...
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Scripes phones me at my niece's house in
Secaucus, New Jersey... I live with my
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niece in Secaucus, New Jersey... Riveting
... Says innit it awful about Stilton,
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and he wants to come
pay us a visit!
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Good Lord!
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What'd you say?!
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Gave 'im your address!
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Told the bastard we'd
be waitin for 'im!
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Waiting for him?!
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My God, he'll...
Never know what hit 'im!
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We'll turn this fruity
flat into a killing field!
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But... Seamus, no!
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Huh-uh!
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Woodhouse, I can either do...
God, you are such a little brat!
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Here!
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I can do baby, or I can do "geezer
murder mystery," but I can't do both.
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Well Scripes is on his way
here, so... So... sir?
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Perhaps your mother could look after
the wee baby Seamus?
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Woodhouse, yes.
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No!
Yes!
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Mother c'mon, you said you... You're
off your nut if you think I'm
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babysitting this squawling little...
What the hell is wrong with him?!
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He miight...
have a tiny hangover.
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Wh-?
You ass, you gave him liquor?!
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No, I didn't give it
to him, but... Ass.
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See, look at him he's
just crazy for it.
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You're only supposed to give them
liquor if they have the croup!
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Well I'm sorry Mister
Spock, I... Or colic!
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Or the jimmy-legs!
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Or... can't you just
dump him on Woodhouse?
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No, because... That's
what I always did.
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I... am sure you did, but apparently
Woodhouse is about to be murdered,
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So are you, if you
piddle in here!
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And that goes double for
number two, Mister Man!
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So you just hold it in!
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Wow.
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A ton of stuff just started
making sense to me.
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The secret is negative re-enforcement.
Yeah, I'm just getting that.
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About time. Ass.
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Baby, you're pear shaped.
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Oh, what the hell!
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Hello?!
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Great, that was my
second-favorite... lamp.
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Reloading!
No you're not!
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Don't reload.
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Dammit!
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Ow.
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And my first-favorite
lamp, fantastic.
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Serves you right,
shooting blind like that.
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You could've killed me.
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Yeah, and I'd be that much
closer to a million bucks!
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Ya know, once um...
What's up with your will the days?
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Oh my God...
Since when is this place a nursery?!
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Wouldja knock it off,
Union Carbide?!
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And lay off the wee baby Seamus.
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He's got it tough enough as it is...
Wussat!
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A pwetty bumblebee!
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Ya wanna pwetty bumblebee?
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There you go!
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Aww, wassamatter?
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What happened?
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Did somebody trick you?
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Hm?
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See?
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That's how the world works, dear...
and I'm the only one you can trust.
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Wow... A ton of stuff just
started making sense.
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No way.
Why not?
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Mr. Archer said Woodhouse might
make a million bucks from his!
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Shut up, liar.
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Of things impossible.
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It's not... Cyril, can you explain
compound interest to her?
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Maybe... if we had an
infinite amount of time.
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And she were someone else.
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Muh huh huh huh.
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Wait a second, is that a... you
know tontines are illegal, right?
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So is... all kindsa shit!
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But lookit these odds!
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Half the people that work here are
field agents, Who get killed in
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the line of duty all the time!
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And the control room... Is
basically just a great big
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asbestos lawsuit waitin to happen...
Yeah, here's some more claims forms...
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And how long ya think this
one's gonna be around?
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Yeah. Yeah, count me in.
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No.
Yes!
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We must fortify our position!
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We need twin Vickers here by the bar,
a Lewis gun by the sofa... Mustard gas!
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Zeppelins!
No!
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The guy's a hundred, he'll probably break
both his hips pushing the doorbell.
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I don't know, sir.
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Scripes was the toughest man in the squadron...
Just the squadron,
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or the entire Pansy Division?
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Ow!
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By God, you will
show some respect!
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Do as you like with me,
but I won't have a swishy
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party-boy backchat a war hero!
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War hero?
Oh, let's not... Who, Woodhouse?!
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Damned right!
***
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And if you won't tell him,
Woodhouse, I bloody well shall!
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Alas, poor Reggie...He was on his way back
from a routine patrol.
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It was a Tuesday afternoon...
I'd written him a letter, you see,
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so I was waiting out on the field...
And he was looking at me - my God,
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I can still see his smile - when that
Hun bastard dove in from behind...
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And then the sky just...
shattered.
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God knows how, but he kept the old kite
from rolling over... And crash-landed,
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out in No Man's Land...
And?!
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Hm?
Then what?!
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Oh. Well, Reggie survived
the crash somehow... Aaagh!
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I survived the crash somehow!
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So we could've sent
a rescue party.
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But with Reggie hors de combat, Scripes
had become acting commander...
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And there shan't be
any rescue party.
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Captain Thistleton knew the
risk of what he was doing,
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and now it seems his chickens
have come home to roost.
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Bawk bawk, a response I found...
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unsatisfactory.
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I could hear Reggie, out there past the
wire, screaming like a lamb... Aaaagh!
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I'm coming for you, sir!
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And there I found him, in the words
of Henley, "bloodied but unbowed."
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Woodhouse, you came for me!
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Of course I did, sir! I'm a...
Fag?
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Sir?
Have you got one?
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Dying for a smoke... Oh!
Yes of course sir, here we are... Cheers.
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Now let me just light that for you...
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Oops. Sorry, sir...
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Just give that another go...
Good man.
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Damn!
Good God, man, are you hourly?
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I... sorry, sir,
I... here we go.
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Woodhouse... God, that's bright...
there's something I've been wanting to
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tell you, but... You scoundrel!
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Izzat brandy?!
243
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,573
Oh, no sir, just water...
Water?!
244
00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:44,232
No, never touch the stuff,
fish [BEEP] in it.
245
00:11:44,352 --> 00:11:46,567
But seriously...
I've wanted to tell you this for ages,
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but I never quite knew how...
I'm listening, sir...
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Woodhouse...
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Fish [BEEP] in it.
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After that, it's all a bit...
fuzzy.
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00:12:11,076 --> 00:12:14,886
Reggieeeeeeeee!
251
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,465
And then what?
252
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:23,919
Then they gave me the VC and my papers...
medical discharge.
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Because of the scalps.
Oh for...
254
00:12:25,723 --> 00:12:26,522
The what?!
255
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:27,022
German scalps!
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Must've been fifty of 'em!
257
00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,894
Could've made a blanket.
258
00:12:31,963 --> 00:12:35,174
And then I just sort
of drifted about.
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Spent God knows how many years in the
Orient, on a merchant schooner...
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Reggieeeeeeeee!
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00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:49,478
Then I sort of washed up in Tangiers,
where I won a bar in a dice game...
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00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,038
Which is how I met your mother.
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00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:56,064
Don't shoot!
Please.
264
00:12:56,184 --> 00:12:59,053
I just killed a man and I
think my water just broke.
265
00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:02,389
So I could really,
really use a drink.
266
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,525
Gave birth to you right
there on that greasy bar.
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00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:08,161
I cut the cord, and I've been
with your family ever since.
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00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:12,349
The... you... Oh my God, you...
you saw Mother's... vagina?!
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00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:15,733
Oh, my God! Aaah!
Oh my God.
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Rrrghh!
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What an ass.
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00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:22,044
Right?
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00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:25,875
Mother?!
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Mother, where are you?!
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In here you half wit!
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I had just gotten him to sleep!
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00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,412
Don't you know anything
about babies?!
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00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,048
I know you're not supposed to have
'em on a greasy bar! In Tangiers!
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Oh my God... And I know you're
not supposed to let Woodhouse
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see your lady parts!
Wh-?
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00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:45,287
That's why you're so upset?!
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00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,371
Yes!
Eww!
283
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,723
Mother he touches my food!
284
00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,481
Darling, he also...
Give me that!
285
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:53,177
He also saved my life.
286
00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:54,196
And yours.
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00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:58,301
Between my narrow hips, your fat head,
and a city full of enemy spies...
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00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:02,405
We both nearly died that night
They're sure to come here looking.
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00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,042
We should get you somewhere safe.
Oh, a few minutes more.
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00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,977
I just want to look at him.
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00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,579
Isn't he perfect?
Aye.
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00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,240
Here, Miss... for the lad.
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00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,486
It's beautiful... A clapped-out
old whore traded it for a pint.
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Said it was sterling.
Sterling.
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00:14:17,475 --> 00:14:18,932
That's what I'll name him!
296
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,424
Oh, that's a fine name.
297
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:23,918
And could...
could his middle name be Reginald?
298
00:14:25,518 --> 00:14:27,864
No. Little too gay, but...
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00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:28,798
Nicht bewegen!
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00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:30,532
Sie sind verhaftet!
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00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,809
But how would you like a job?
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00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,980
I... I think I would like
it very much indeed, mum.
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00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,985
Oh my God... And if that weren't
enough, that very night he traded his
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bar for a boat and
sailed us to Lisbon.
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00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:55,594
Got me to an OSS safehouse, sold the
boat, used the money to get you both
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00:14:55,662 --> 00:15:00,299
back home to States, then raised
you by himself for five years!
307
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,500
Wwwhaat...?
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00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:02,468
You heard me, young man.
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00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:04,504
Your mother's just home
from the war, boy.
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Give her a proper hello.
No!
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00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:07,020
I don't have a mother!
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00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,148
And if I did, I'd...
I'd hate her!
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00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:12,995
Wow, he did all that?
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00:15:13,115 --> 00:15:16,394
For... You. And you treated him
like a dog ever since.
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00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:19,787
But you won't have him to
kick around forever... Oh shit!
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00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:20,588
Woodhouse!
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00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,056
Oh my God, he's
gonna be murdered!
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00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,258
I gotta go save him!
Ah ah ah!
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00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:24,792
Here.
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00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:26,895
You want me to take a baby.
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00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:27,562
To a murder.
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00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,163
Or wherever, just out of here.
323
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,766
I have no more love
to give today.
324
00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:34,268
Yeah what is it,
like, two-thirty?
325
00:15:34,337 --> 00:15:37,204
Wait, why'd you have an eyepatch?
326
00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:38,939
Oh, who remembers?
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00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:43,176
Three large, three-large fitty, threelarge
a Benjamin, three-large... Idiots,
328
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:47,781
doing idiot things because they're idiots...
Yeah, we're the idiots.
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00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,872
Says the genius who got a
hooker pregnant...
330
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,752
What?
Nothing!
331
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,767
Cyril, what?
332
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,290
Cyril?
You dead?
333
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,094
Damn.
Should I put him out of his misery?
334
00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:04,097
Nehh... Do you, though.
335
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:07,160
I... No, wait, then I
won't get the money.
336
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,403
Idiot.
337
00:16:09,472 --> 00:16:11,739
You'll never take
us alive, Scripes!
338
00:16:11,808 --> 00:16:15,743
What do you mean, take you alive,
Woodhouse I only came here to... Wh-?!
339
00:16:15,812 --> 00:16:17,363
Bloody hell!
340
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:22,117
Ow.
341
00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,452
Dreadfully sorry
about that, old boy.
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00:16:24,521 --> 00:16:25,587
Bloody should be.
343
00:16:25,656 --> 00:16:26,755
Almost killed me.
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00:16:26,823 --> 00:16:29,925
Which again, from the bottom of my
heart, is the last thing on earth I'd
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00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:31,092
ever want to do.
346
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:34,729
I'd forgotten all about that
rubbish tontine... But...
347
00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:38,566
All the mysterious deaths...
I daresay there's not much mystery...
348
00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:40,935
They're just desperate
to sell newspapers.
349
00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:43,796
Gloucester fell off the roof
mucking about with the aerial,
350
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:48,543
Wens and Bux died in their sleep at the
pensioners' home. And as for Stilton...
351
00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:50,579
There's no nice way to put it.
352
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:53,894
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
You're joking!
353
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,119
No. Stilton was always
quite keen on that. Remember?
354
00:16:57,187 --> 00:17:01,072
Always looking for something sturdy
to loop his Sam Browm ne over?
355
00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:04,234
I... do seem to recall an
awful lot of loose doorknobs.
356
00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,061
Oh, plus what he named his plane.
357
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:09,401
I always thought that had
something to do with the engine.
358
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:12,634
Well... Here's to you,
"Choke and Stroke."
359
00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:14,469
To "Choke and Stroke!"
360
00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:17,139
And here's to the
old Double Deuce.
361
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:21,644
God knows we had our differences,
but it was... I'm just, I'm just...
362
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,479
so glad to see you both.
363
00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:27,950
But if you didn't come to kill us, why
bring that whacking great Webley?
364
00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:30,787
It's Reggie's.
I stole it from his effects.
365
00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:35,426
I looked everywhere for that...
Damned wretched of me,
366
00:17:35,696 --> 00:17:37,360
but I just... wanted a memento.
367
00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:41,231
But Reggie would've wanted you
to have it, old boy... I say,
368
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,333
that's damned decent of you.
369
00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:44,167
Cheers.
370
00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:46,183
Took good care of her, too.
371
00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:47,771
Look. No rust.
372
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,806
Even the barrel's clean.
373
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,441
Noooooooo!
374
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:54,211
Look ouuuuuuuuuut!
375
00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:56,847
Oh my Gawwwwd!
376
00:17:56,915 --> 00:18:00,150
The baybeeeeee!
377
00:18:00,218 --> 00:18:00,984
Rrrrgh!
378
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,186
Nooooooo!
379
00:18:03,255 --> 00:18:07,324
I'm coming, Reggieeeeee!
380
00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:08,258
Whooo!
381
00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:11,339
What a move!
Did you see that?
382
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:15,561
That was like, like Steve McQueen
and John Woo had a baby,
383
00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:18,550
and that baby was you, baby.
384
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,902
Yeah pretty hot, huh?
385
00:18:19,971 --> 00:18:21,237
Oh my God!
386
00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:22,004
You, you...!
387
00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:24,907
No, don't thank me,
thank the... Ass!
388
00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:28,110
Unbelievably gigantic!
Ass!
389
00:18:28,179 --> 00:18:30,179
Hey!
Scripes wasn't here to kill us!
390
00:18:30,248 --> 00:18:33,100
He came to mourn our
comrades-in-arms!
391
00:18:34,686 --> 00:18:35,518
Oh.
Oh?!
392
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,254
That's all you have to say,
you great flapping twit?!
393
00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:38,855
Oh?!
394
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:40,156
Hey! Seriously...
Corporal Bishop!
395
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:41,957
Give him the Webley!
The what?
396
00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:44,594
What's a web...
Thank you, Corporal Bishop.
397
00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:47,830
The pleasure was all mine
Lance Corporal Woodhouse.
398
00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:50,466
Damn shame he'll send you
packing when he comes to.
399
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:53,736
Oh, I'll just yank his pants off,
splash a lot of scotch and
400
00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:57,039
women's underthings about... then
tell him he slipped and fell,
401
00:18:57,108 --> 00:19:00,973
chasing a terrified Asian
prostitute out onto the patio.
402
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:05,914
It's not the first time I bashed his
head in and had to cover my tracks.
403
00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:07,782
Happens three, four
times a year...
404
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,838
- Roy?
- Well...
405
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,306
Guess you and me...
406
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:14,979
are the last two left in the tontin, eh?
Yeah.
407
00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:16,809
I guess we are.
408
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,115
Hard to believe, eh?
Well,
409
00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:25,318
we were the two youngest.
No, no, not that.
410
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:28,350
The fact that the Government
let you two fruit batch
411
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,718
adopt the baby.
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00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:35,510
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