1 00:00:03,181 --> 00:00:04,702 Woodhouse, what the hell is this?! 2 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,568 I believe it is squash, sir. 3 00:00:06,637 --> 00:00:08,234 I... what're you shoveling it into?! 4 00:00:08,303 --> 00:00:10,139 The wee baby Seamus. 5 00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:13,202 Miss Trinette said you'd agreed to it, while she's in Atlantic City for 6 00:00:13,270 --> 00:00:14,569 the weekend... What?! 7 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:17,270 For the "Pimps and Ho's Ball," I believe she said. 8 00:00:17,339 --> 00:00:19,870 Didn't seem the sort of place one takes a baby. 9 00:00:19,939 --> 00:00:22,939 You realize you're in huge trouble... Yessir...... And that 10 00:00:23,008 --> 00:00:25,647 now I have to spend my first Friday off in like, forever... Yessir... 11 00:00:25,716 --> 00:00:28,702 Devising some bizarre punishment for you. Yessir. 12 00:00:29,272 --> 00:00:32,992 So don't be surprised if you end up eating a whole bunch of spiderwebs. 13 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:34,461 Right? 14 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:35,531 Now shut up and read me the paper. 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,468 Very good, sir, let's see what we... Good Lord! 16 00:00:39,571 --> 00:00:44,511 Oh for... what the shit, Woodhouse?! 17 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:45,713 Stop crying! 18 00:00:45,782 --> 00:00:47,215 How do you make him not... God, here! 19 00:00:47,284 --> 00:00:48,116 Ya like that? 20 00:00:48,185 --> 00:00:49,417 That's a Bloody Mary. 21 00:00:49,486 --> 00:00:50,585 Or is it a Bloody Caesar?! 22 00:00:50,654 --> 00:00:51,587 Why're you sitting? 23 00:00:51,656 --> 00:00:52,723 At my table?! 24 00:00:52,792 --> 00:00:55,060 I... the paper sir, there's an item... Oh yeah? 25 00:00:55,128 --> 00:00:56,729 Did somebody finally out the Queen? 26 00:00:56,798 --> 00:00:59,482 Right? This baby know what I'm talking about. 27 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:00,268 Gimme that. 28 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:04,006 Sir Augustus Stilton, World War One flying ace, blah blah blah, 29 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:06,777 dies under mysterious circumstances. 30 00:01:06,846 --> 00:01:08,713 And mystery solved, he was a thousand. 31 00:01:08,782 --> 00:01:13,821 Stilton and I were squadron-mates... Oh. Sorry. Twenty-Two Squadron, RFC. 32 00:01:13,889 --> 00:01:17,191 Most decorated aerodrome of the Great War. 33 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:21,194 I don't care about the great war. But not much left of the old Double Deuce anymore. 34 00:01:21,263 --> 00:01:24,197 We're all dying off... Yeah, not... a huge surprise. 35 00:01:24,266 --> 00:01:27,566 We're not dying of old age, sir... Wait a second. 36 00:01:27,635 --> 00:01:31,370 Sir Alfred Wensleydale, foul play suspected... Nigel Buxton, 37 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:34,973 mysterious circumstances... Edwin Glue-sester... Gloster... 38 00:01:35,042 --> 00:01:38,576 Whatever, foul play suspected... another "mysterious circumstances, 39 00:01:38,645 --> 00:01:41,847 every one of these is like that, and they're all from the past six months. 40 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:43,715 What the hell? Hell indeed, sir. 41 00:01:43,784 --> 00:01:48,756 Because one at a time, the remaining survivors of the old Double Deuce... 42 00:01:48,825 --> 00:01:50,991 are being murdered. 43 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,228 Oh my God. 44 00:01:53,297 --> 00:01:55,201 Are we out of Bloody Marys?! 45 00:01:55,807 --> 00:02:06,010 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 46 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:14,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 47 00:02:30,296 --> 00:02:33,291 Can not picture you as a fighter pilot. 48 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:35,311 Oh no sir, not a pilot. 49 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:35,979 A batman. 50 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:38,314 An officer's personal attendant. 51 00:02:38,383 --> 00:02:42,285 In charge of keeping his kit in good order, seeing to his personal needs... 52 00:02:42,353 --> 00:02:43,899 So, a servant. 53 00:02:44,019 --> 00:02:48,725 "Soldier-servant" was the official term, but... Yeah, Way to advance. 54 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:53,896 But for the enlisted, being chosen to bat for an officer was very desirable. 55 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:58,027 Especially when that officer was Captain Reginald Thistleton. 56 00:02:58,147 --> 00:03:00,578 I say, Woodhouse! Yessir. 57 00:03:00,698 --> 00:03:03,874 The Hun did a fair job of stitching up the old kite this time, what? 58 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:05,142 Thank God you're alright, sir. 59 00:03:05,211 --> 00:03:09,217 God and my twin Vickers, caught old Jerry in a chandelle, 60 00:03:09,337 --> 00:03:12,082 poor bastard went down like a quail. 61 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,017 You scoundrel! 62 00:03:13,086 --> 00:03:13,851 Is that brandy?! 63 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,152 Thought you'd like a pick-me-up, sir. 64 00:03:15,221 --> 00:03:17,822 You're a rose among thorns! 65 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:20,291 Bagged your share today, Scripes? 66 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,326 Loads, thanks! 67 00:03:22,395 --> 00:03:27,331 See you've already bagged yours... Creepy... Yes, 68 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,335 Leftenant Scripes abhorred the way Reg... Er, Captain Thistleton carried on 69 00:03:31,403 --> 00:03:32,135 with the men. 70 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:34,772 Yeah, didn't Oscar Wilde get hard labor for that? 71 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,907 For... what are you talking about? 72 00:03:36,976 --> 00:03:38,542 I'm... what're you talking about? 73 00:03:38,611 --> 00:03:45,049 The tontine... France. Spring, 1917. 74 00:03:45,118 --> 00:03:49,488 Bloody April, they called it... 75 00:03:49,557 --> 00:03:51,223 Black days, they were. 76 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:55,075 We were losing two, sometimes three pilots a week. 77 00:04:01,769 --> 00:04:03,835 Who was that? 78 00:04:03,904 --> 00:04:05,503 Foxley, I should think. 79 00:04:05,572 --> 00:04:10,408 No one thought we'd live through the war, so Reggie came up with the idea. 80 00:04:10,477 --> 00:04:11,643 A tontine, lads! 81 00:04:11,711 --> 00:04:14,746 Each man pays in fifty pounds, and the last survivor collects 82 00:04:14,815 --> 00:04:16,457 the capital and interest. 83 00:04:17,117 --> 00:04:18,616 Oh come on lads, show some stones! 84 00:04:18,685 --> 00:04:20,185 I'll show you my stones, sir! 85 00:04:20,254 --> 00:04:21,620 That's the spirit! 86 00:04:21,689 --> 00:04:22,788 Who else? 87 00:04:22,856 --> 00:04:24,656 Well done Johnny, Bob's your uncle. 88 00:04:24,725 --> 00:04:26,291 So, how much are we talking here? 89 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,894 Oh, nearly twelve hundred pounds. 90 00:04:28,963 --> 00:04:29,895 What?! 91 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:34,567 Nobody's getting killed over... how ever much that is in real money! 92 00:04:34,636 --> 00:04:37,972 Well no, but... are you familiar with the term "compound interest?" 93 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,774 I'm not an idiot, Woodhouse. 94 00:04:39,842 --> 00:04:42,043 Unlike some people around here! 95 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:44,006 That's silvertip badger! 96 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:45,380 You know how much this cost?! 97 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:51,153 No no, hey c'mon, don't... Here, God, Baby. 98 00:04:51,222 --> 00:04:53,990 But since I don't have a calculator... At ten percent, 99 00:04:54,059 --> 00:04:57,794 by now I'd say it's just a bit shy of a million dollars. 100 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:58,294 What?! 101 00:04:58,363 --> 00:05:00,530 I would totally kill you for that! 102 00:05:00,599 --> 00:05:05,368 Not me, but ya know, somebody would... So how many of you geezers are left? 103 00:05:05,437 --> 00:05:09,706 Well, now that's Stilton's been killed, it's just me, Scripes, 104 00:05:09,774 --> 00:05:11,307 and... 105 00:05:11,376 --> 00:05:13,109 And that'll be Stinky. 106 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:13,643 Wh-? 107 00:05:13,712 --> 00:05:14,576 What will?! 108 00:05:14,696 --> 00:05:16,446 Cor, you done alright then. 109 00:05:16,515 --> 00:05:20,451 Oh, no, the flat belongs to Mr. Archer, who is my... None of my business... 110 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:23,219 Consenting adults and so on. 111 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:26,693 Hey, nobody's consenting to anything! 112 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:28,358 None of my business! 113 00:05:28,427 --> 00:05:32,696 You're gonna eat so many spiderwebs... That's what he said... 114 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:37,500 Scripes phones me at my niece's house in Secaucus, New Jersey... I live with my 115 00:05:37,569 --> 00:05:41,905 niece in Secaucus, New Jersey... Riveting ... Says innit it awful about Stilton, 116 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:44,107 and he wants to come pay us a visit! 117 00:05:44,176 --> 00:05:45,008 Good Lord! 118 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:45,842 What'd you say?! 119 00:05:45,911 --> 00:05:47,023 Gave 'im your address! 120 00:05:47,143 --> 00:05:49,546 Told the bastard we'd be waitin for 'im! 121 00:05:49,614 --> 00:05:50,614 Waiting for him?! 122 00:05:50,682 --> 00:05:52,983 My God, he'll... Never know what hit 'im! 123 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:56,820 We'll turn this fruity flat into a killing field! 124 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,889 But... Seamus, no! 125 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:00,390 Huh-uh! 126 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:04,223 Woodhouse, I can either do... God, you are such a little brat! 127 00:06:04,343 --> 00:06:04,929 Here! 128 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:08,632 I can do baby, or I can do "geezer murder mystery," but I can't do both. 129 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:13,104 Well Scripes is on his way here, so... So... sir? 130 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:16,538 Perhaps your mother could look after the wee baby Seamus? 131 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,287 Woodhouse, yes. 132 00:06:18,407 --> 00:06:20,277 No! Yes! 133 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:23,614 Mother c'mon, you said you... You're off your nut if you think I'm 134 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,852 babysitting this squawling little... What the hell is wrong with him?! 135 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,521 He miight... have a tiny hangover. 136 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,722 Wh-? You ass, you gave him liquor?! 137 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:35,826 No, I didn't give it to him, but... Ass. 138 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:38,040 See, look at him he's just crazy for it. 139 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,698 You're only supposed to give them liquor if they have the croup! 140 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:42,867 Well I'm sorry Mister Spock, I... Or colic! 141 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:43,933 Or the jimmy-legs! 142 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:46,104 Or... can't you just dump him on Woodhouse? 143 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,040 No, because... That's what I always did. 144 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:51,910 I... am sure you did, but apparently Woodhouse is about to be murdered, 145 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:55,126 So are you, if you piddle in here! 146 00:06:55,246 --> 00:06:58,652 And that goes double for number two, Mister Man! 147 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,720 So you just hold it in! 148 00:07:00,789 --> 00:07:01,988 Wow. 149 00:07:02,057 --> 00:07:04,251 A ton of stuff just started making sense to me. 150 00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:10,880 The secret is negative re-enforcement. Yeah, I'm just getting that. 151 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,367 About time. Ass. 152 00:07:13,435 --> 00:07:16,691 Baby, you're pear shaped. 153 00:07:19,401 --> 00:07:20,600 Oh, what the hell! 154 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:21,792 Hello?! 155 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:25,537 Great, that was my second-favorite... lamp. 156 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:27,105 Reloading! No you're not! 157 00:07:27,174 --> 00:07:28,272 Don't reload. 158 00:07:28,341 --> 00:07:29,941 Dammit! 159 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:34,579 Ow. 160 00:07:34,648 --> 00:07:36,981 And my first-favorite lamp, fantastic. 161 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:39,050 Serves you right, shooting blind like that. 162 00:07:39,119 --> 00:07:40,652 You could've killed me. 163 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,354 Yeah, and I'd be that much closer to a million bucks! 164 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:46,791 Ya know, once um... What's up with your will the days? 165 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:50,462 Oh my God... Since when is this place a nursery?! 166 00:07:50,531 --> 00:07:52,865 Wouldja knock it off, Union Carbide?! 167 00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:54,964 And lay off the wee baby Seamus. 168 00:07:55,084 --> 00:07:57,904 He's got it tough enough as it is... Wussat! 169 00:07:57,972 --> 00:07:59,439 A pwetty bumblebee! 170 00:07:59,508 --> 00:08:01,374 Ya wanna pwetty bumblebee? 171 00:08:01,443 --> 00:08:04,411 There you go! 172 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:07,147 Aww, wassamatter? 173 00:08:07,215 --> 00:08:08,248 What happened? 174 00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:11,317 Did somebody trick you? 175 00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:12,618 Hm? 176 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:13,152 See? 177 00:08:13,221 --> 00:08:17,022 That's how the world works, dear... and I'm the only one you can trust. 178 00:08:17,091 --> 00:08:21,059 Wow... A ton of stuff just started making sense. 179 00:08:21,128 --> 00:08:22,427 No way. Why not? 180 00:08:22,496 --> 00:08:25,764 Mr. Archer said Woodhouse might make a million bucks from his! 181 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:26,464 Shut up, liar. 182 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:28,167 Of things impossible. 183 00:08:28,236 --> 00:08:31,971 It's not... Cyril, can you explain compound interest to her? 184 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:35,141 Maybe... if we had an infinite amount of time. 185 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,572 And she were someone else. 186 00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:37,911 Muh huh huh huh. 187 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:40,881 Wait a second, is that a... you know tontines are illegal, right? 188 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:42,483 So is... all kindsa shit! 189 00:08:42,552 --> 00:08:43,764 But lookit these odds! 190 00:08:43,884 --> 00:08:46,154 Half the people that work here are field agents, Who get killed in 191 00:08:46,223 --> 00:08:48,489 the line of duty all the time! 192 00:08:48,558 --> 00:08:51,318 And the control room... Is basically just a great big 193 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:55,547 asbestos lawsuit waitin to happen... Yeah, here's some more claims forms... 194 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:59,435 And how long ya think this one's gonna be around? 195 00:08:59,503 --> 00:09:03,472 Yeah. Yeah, count me in. 196 00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:04,807 No. Yes! 197 00:09:04,808 --> 00:09:06,465 We must fortify our position! 198 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:11,380 We need twin Vickers here by the bar, a Lewis gun by the sofa... Mustard gas! 199 00:09:11,449 --> 00:09:12,848 Zeppelins! No! 200 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:15,984 The guy's a hundred, he'll probably break both his hips pushing the doorbell. 201 00:09:16,053 --> 00:09:17,220 I don't know, sir. 202 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:21,303 Scripes was the toughest man in the squadron... Just the squadron, 203 00:09:21,423 --> 00:09:24,023 or the entire Pansy Division? 204 00:09:24,092 --> 00:09:24,390 Ow! 205 00:09:24,459 --> 00:09:26,859 By God, you will show some respect! 206 00:09:26,928 --> 00:09:29,262 Do as you like with me, but I won't have a swishy 207 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:31,664 party-boy backchat a war hero! 208 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,773 War hero? Oh, let's not... Who, Woodhouse?! 209 00:09:33,893 --> 00:09:35,605 Damned right! *** 210 00:09:35,725 --> 00:09:40,445 And if you won't tell him, Woodhouse, I bloody well shall! 211 00:09:40,565 --> 00:09:46,778 Alas, poor Reggie...He was on his way back from a routine patrol. 212 00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:50,214 It was a Tuesday afternoon... I'd written him a letter, you see, 213 00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:54,619 so I was waiting out on the field... And he was looking at me - my God, 214 00:09:54,688 --> 00:10:01,162 I can still see his smile - when that Hun bastard dove in from behind... 215 00:10:01,282 --> 00:10:04,361 And then the sky just... shattered. 216 00:10:12,355 --> 00:10:17,915 God knows how, but he kept the old kite from rolling over... And crash-landed, 217 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:22,471 out in No Man's Land... And?! 218 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:23,995 Hm? Then what?! 219 00:10:24,115 --> 00:10:27,681 Oh. Well, Reggie survived the crash somehow... Aaagh! 220 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,529 I survived the crash somehow! 221 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,588 So we could've sent a rescue party. 222 00:10:31,657 --> 00:10:36,268 But with Reggie hors de combat, Scripes had become acting commander... 223 00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:38,996 And there shan't be any rescue party. 224 00:10:39,065 --> 00:10:41,966 Captain Thistleton knew the risk of what he was doing, 225 00:10:42,035 --> 00:10:45,404 and now it seems his chickens have come home to roost. 226 00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:49,059 Bawk bawk, a response I found... 227 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:51,149 unsatisfactory. 228 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:58,617 I could hear Reggie, out there past the wire, screaming like a lamb... Aaaagh! 229 00:10:58,685 --> 00:11:00,813 I'm coming for you, sir! 230 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:06,892 And there I found him, in the words of Henley, "bloodied but unbowed." 231 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,228 Woodhouse, you came for me! 232 00:11:09,296 --> 00:11:10,998 Of course I did, sir! I'm a... Fag? 233 00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:14,100 Sir? Have you got one? 234 00:11:14,169 --> 00:11:17,237 Dying for a smoke... Oh! Yes of course sir, here we are... Cheers. 235 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:19,557 Now let me just light that for you... 236 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,481 Oops. Sorry, sir... 237 00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:27,007 Just give that another go... Good man. 238 00:11:28,529 --> 00:11:31,074 Damn! Good God, man, are you hourly? 239 00:11:31,194 --> 00:11:33,526 I... sorry, sir, I... here we go. 240 00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:37,558 Woodhouse... God, that's bright... there's something I've been wanting to 241 00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,031 tell you, but... You scoundrel! 242 00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:39,827 Izzat brandy?! 243 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,573 Oh, no sir, just water... Water?! 244 00:11:41,693 --> 00:11:44,232 No, never touch the stuff, fish [BEEP] in it. 245 00:11:44,352 --> 00:11:46,567 But seriously... I've wanted to tell you this for ages, 246 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:49,924 but I never quite knew how... I'm listening, sir... 247 00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:53,265 Woodhouse... 248 00:11:54,182 --> 00:11:57,353 Fish [BEEP] in it. 249 00:11:57,473 --> 00:12:00,611 After that, it's all a bit... fuzzy. 250 00:12:11,076 --> 00:12:14,886 Reggieeeeeeeee! 251 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,465 And then what? 252 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:23,919 Then they gave me the VC and my papers... medical discharge. 253 00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:25,654 Because of the scalps. Oh for... 254 00:12:25,723 --> 00:12:26,522 The what?! 255 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:27,022 German scalps! 256 00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:29,925 Must've been fifty of 'em! 257 00:12:29,994 --> 00:12:31,894 Could've made a blanket. 258 00:12:31,963 --> 00:12:35,174 And then I just sort of drifted about. 259 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:41,504 Spent God knows how many years in the Orient, on a merchant schooner... 260 00:12:41,573 --> 00:12:44,473 Reggieeeeeeeee! 261 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:49,478 Then I sort of washed up in Tangiers, where I won a bar in a dice game... 262 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,038 Which is how I met your mother. 263 00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:56,064 Don't shoot! Please. 264 00:12:56,184 --> 00:12:59,053 I just killed a man and I think my water just broke. 265 00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:02,389 So I could really, really use a drink. 266 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,525 Gave birth to you right there on that greasy bar. 267 00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:08,161 I cut the cord, and I've been with your family ever since. 268 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:12,349 The... you... Oh my God, you... you saw Mother's... vagina?! 269 00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:15,733 Oh, my God! Aaah! Oh my God. 270 00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:19,274 Rrrghh! 271 00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,676 What an ass. 272 00:13:20,744 --> 00:13:22,044 Right? 273 00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:25,875 Mother?! 274 00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:28,272 Mother, where are you?! 275 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,642 In here you half wit! 276 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,910 I had just gotten him to sleep! 277 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,412 Don't you know anything about babies?! 278 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,048 I know you're not supposed to have 'em on a greasy bar! In Tangiers! 279 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,284 Oh my God... And I know you're not supposed to let Woodhouse 280 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:43,386 see your lady parts! Wh-? 281 00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:45,287 That's why you're so upset?! 282 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,371 Yes! Eww! 283 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,723 Mother he touches my food! 284 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:50,481 Darling, he also... Give me that! 285 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:53,177 He also saved my life. 286 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:54,196 And yours. 287 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:58,301 Between my narrow hips, your fat head, and a city full of enemy spies... 288 00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:02,405 We both nearly died that night They're sure to come here looking. 289 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,042 We should get you somewhere safe. Oh, a few minutes more. 290 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,977 I just want to look at him. 291 00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,579 Isn't he perfect? Aye. 292 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,240 Here, Miss... for the lad. 293 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,486 It's beautiful... A clapped-out old whore traded it for a pint. 294 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,355 Said it was sterling. Sterling. 295 00:14:17,475 --> 00:14:18,932 That's what I'll name him! 296 00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,424 Oh, that's a fine name. 297 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:23,918 And could... could his middle name be Reginald? 298 00:14:25,518 --> 00:14:27,864 No. Little too gay, but... 299 00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:28,798 Nicht bewegen! 300 00:14:28,866 --> 00:14:30,532 Sie sind verhaftet! 301 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,809 But how would you like a job? 302 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:43,980 I... I think I would like it very much indeed, mum. 303 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,985 Oh my God... And if that weren't enough, that very night he traded his 304 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,855 bar for a boat and sailed us to Lisbon. 305 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:55,594 Got me to an OSS safehouse, sold the boat, used the money to get you both 306 00:14:55,662 --> 00:15:00,299 back home to States, then raised you by himself for five years! 307 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,500 Wwwhaat...? 308 00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:02,468 You heard me, young man. 309 00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:04,504 Your mother's just home from the war, boy. 310 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:05,806 Give her a proper hello. No! 311 00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:07,020 I don't have a mother! 312 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,148 And if I did, I'd... I'd hate her! 313 00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:12,995 Wow, he did all that? 314 00:15:13,115 --> 00:15:16,394 For... You. And you treated him like a dog ever since. 315 00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:19,787 But you won't have him to kick around forever... Oh shit! 316 00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:20,588 Woodhouse! 317 00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,056 Oh my God, he's gonna be murdered! 318 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,258 I gotta go save him! Ah ah ah! 319 00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:24,792 Here. 320 00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:26,895 You want me to take a baby. 321 00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:27,562 To a murder. 322 00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,163 Or wherever, just out of here. 323 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,766 I have no more love to give today. 324 00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:34,268 Yeah what is it, like, two-thirty? 325 00:15:34,337 --> 00:15:37,204 Wait, why'd you have an eyepatch? 326 00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:38,939 Oh, who remembers? 327 00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:43,176 Three large, three-large fitty, threelarge a Benjamin, three-large... Idiots, 328 00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:47,781 doing idiot things because they're idiots... Yeah, we're the idiots. 329 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,872 Says the genius who got a hooker pregnant... 330 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,752 What? Nothing! 331 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,767 Cyril, what? 332 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,290 Cyril? You dead? 333 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,094 Damn. Should I put him out of his misery? 334 00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:04,097 Nehh... Do you, though. 335 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:07,160 I... No, wait, then I won't get the money. 336 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,403 Idiot. 337 00:16:09,472 --> 00:16:11,739 You'll never take us alive, Scripes! 338 00:16:11,808 --> 00:16:15,743 What do you mean, take you alive, Woodhouse I only came here to... Wh-?! 339 00:16:15,812 --> 00:16:17,363 Bloody hell! 340 00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:22,117 Ow. 341 00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,452 Dreadfully sorry about that, old boy. 342 00:16:24,521 --> 00:16:25,587 Bloody should be. 343 00:16:25,656 --> 00:16:26,755 Almost killed me. 344 00:16:26,823 --> 00:16:29,925 Which again, from the bottom of my heart, is the last thing on earth I'd 345 00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:31,092 ever want to do. 346 00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:34,729 I'd forgotten all about that rubbish tontine... But... 347 00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:38,566 All the mysterious deaths... I daresay there's not much mystery... 348 00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:40,935 They're just desperate to sell newspapers. 349 00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:43,796 Gloucester fell off the roof mucking about with the aerial, 350 00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:48,543 Wens and Bux died in their sleep at the pensioners' home. And as for Stilton... 351 00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:50,579 There's no nice way to put it. 352 00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:53,894 Auto-erotic asphyxiation. You're joking! 353 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:57,119 No. Stilton was always quite keen on that. Remember? 354 00:16:57,187 --> 00:17:01,072 Always looking for something sturdy to loop his Sam Browm ne over? 355 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:04,234 I... do seem to recall an awful lot of loose doorknobs. 356 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,061 Oh, plus what he named his plane. 357 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:09,401 I always thought that had something to do with the engine. 358 00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:12,634 Well... Here's to you, "Choke and Stroke." 359 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:14,469 To "Choke and Stroke!" 360 00:17:14,538 --> 00:17:17,139 And here's to the old Double Deuce. 361 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:21,644 God knows we had our differences, but it was... I'm just, I'm just... 362 00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,479 so glad to see you both. 363 00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:27,950 But if you didn't come to kill us, why bring that whacking great Webley? 364 00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:30,787 It's Reggie's. I stole it from his effects. 365 00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:35,426 I looked everywhere for that... Damned wretched of me, 366 00:17:35,696 --> 00:17:37,360 but I just... wanted a memento. 367 00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:41,231 But Reggie would've wanted you to have it, old boy... I say, 368 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,333 that's damned decent of you. 369 00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:44,167 Cheers. 370 00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:46,183 Took good care of her, too. 371 00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:47,771 Look. No rust. 372 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,806 Even the barrel's clean. 373 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,441 Noooooooo! 374 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:54,211 Look ouuuuuuuuuut! 375 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:56,847 Oh my Gawwwwd! 376 00:17:56,915 --> 00:18:00,150 The baybeeeeee! 377 00:18:00,218 --> 00:18:00,984 Rrrrgh! 378 00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,186 Nooooooo! 379 00:18:03,255 --> 00:18:07,324 I'm coming, Reggieeeeee! 380 00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:08,258 Whooo! 381 00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:11,339 What a move! Did you see that? 382 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:15,561 That was like, like Steve McQueen and John Woo had a baby, 383 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:18,550 and that baby was you, baby. 384 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,902 Yeah pretty hot, huh? 385 00:18:19,971 --> 00:18:21,237 Oh my God! 386 00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:22,004 You, you...! 387 00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:24,907 No, don't thank me, thank the... Ass! 388 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:28,110 Unbelievably gigantic! Ass! 389 00:18:28,179 --> 00:18:30,179 Hey! Scripes wasn't here to kill us! 390 00:18:30,248 --> 00:18:33,100 He came to mourn our comrades-in-arms! 391 00:18:34,686 --> 00:18:35,518 Oh. Oh?! 392 00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:38,254 That's all you have to say, you great flapping twit?! 393 00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:38,855 Oh?! 394 00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:40,156 Hey! Seriously... Corporal Bishop! 395 00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:41,957 Give him the Webley! The what? 396 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:44,594 What's a web... Thank you, Corporal Bishop. 397 00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:47,830 The pleasure was all mine Lance Corporal Woodhouse. 398 00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:50,466 Damn shame he'll send you packing when he comes to. 399 00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:53,736 Oh, I'll just yank his pants off, splash a lot of scotch and 400 00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:57,039 women's underthings about... then tell him he slipped and fell, 401 00:18:57,108 --> 00:19:00,973 chasing a terrified Asian prostitute out onto the patio. 402 00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:05,914 It's not the first time I bashed his head in and had to cover my tracks. 403 00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:07,782 Happens three, four times a year... 404 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,838 - Roy? - Well... 405 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,306 Guess you and me... 406 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:14,979 are the last two left in the tontin, eh? Yeah. 407 00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:16,809 I guess we are. 408 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,115 Hard to believe, eh? Well, 409 00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:25,318 we were the two youngest. No, no, not that. 410 00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:28,350 The fact that the Government let you two fruit batch 411 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,718 adopt the baby. 412 00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:35,510 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 413 00:19:36,305 --> 00:20:36,925 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP