1 00:00:03,658 --> 00:00:13,147 Okay, okay, you got it, you got it, you... Good morning, floor. 2 00:00:14,521 --> 00:00:17,956 Good morning asshole smoke alarm! 3 00:00:18,024 --> 00:00:19,791 And good morning, medical bills. 4 00:00:19,859 --> 00:00:22,488 Oh, and your friend, crippling debt. 5 00:00:29,836 --> 00:00:33,905 No no no no no no! 6 00:00:33,973 --> 00:00:37,843 Good morning, bittersweet memories. 7 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:41,413 Good morning, bag of the unspeakable. 8 00:00:41,481 --> 00:00:47,519 And good morning to you, Archer... The other shitbag in my life! 9 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:48,887 It's broken? 10 00:00:48,902 --> 00:00:51,070 - Huh?! - The elevator's broken? 11 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,010 - Huh?! - The elevator. 12 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:55,269 - Huh?! - The elevator! 13 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,772 - Outta order. - I can see that! 14 00:00:57,783 --> 00:00:59,600 Why the hell did you ask? 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:07,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 16 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:15,354 - You're late. - I... 17 00:01:15,369 --> 00:01:16,900 Jesus, sweat much? 18 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,046 - The elevator's broken... - No shit. 19 00:01:19,062 --> 00:01:22,720 ...and once again, you parked that ridiculous car in my space! 20 00:01:22,736 --> 00:01:26,435 - Well, A, the El Camino is not a car... - Truck, whatever! 21 00:01:26,451 --> 00:01:29,697 - Nor is it a truck, it's a... - Vehicular hermaphrodite. 22 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,561 Shut up, and B... wait, what was B? 23 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,789 I dunno, we'll say B was "shut up." And are we done here? 24 00:01:36,816 --> 00:01:39,168 I need to go not pack some shoes, since I'm gonna buy 25 00:01:39,185 --> 00:01:41,119 about ten pairs when we get there. 26 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,655 - Get where? - Roooome! 27 00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:47,632 What?! Not for the Morelli thing! I planned that entire operation! 28 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:51,508 - Yes, and you did excellent legwork... - But now it requires 29 00:01:51,531 --> 00:01:54,700 literal legwork, Ray, like walking, and maybe running. 30 00:01:54,729 --> 00:01:57,769 Although hopefully not running, because I'll be in brand-new shoes. 31 00:01:57,777 --> 00:01:59,382 That is so unfair! 32 00:01:59,405 --> 00:02:01,924 Not as unfair as how laid I'm gonna get. 33 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:04,744 Ciao, bella, ho scarpe nuove! 34 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,245 - Sorry, honey. - Yeah, we'll bring you a present. 35 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:11,950 - Oh, blow me. - Why? You couldn't feel it! 36 00:02:13,395 --> 00:02:14,965 What. 37 00:02:14,981 --> 00:02:17,374 - Nothing, I'm just curious... - A bag. 38 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:20,392 - I piss and shit in a plastic bag. - Me too! 39 00:02:20,405 --> 00:02:22,950 But actually, I was wondering if you'd like to walk again. 40 00:02:22,965 --> 00:02:27,312 No, Krieger, because this way I never have to buy new shoes! 41 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,768 Yeah, but is that worth it? 42 00:02:50,889 --> 00:03:01,766 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 43 00:03:05,657 --> 00:03:07,090 Robot legs. 44 00:03:07,111 --> 00:03:09,972 No, this has nothing to do with robotics! 45 00:03:09,996 --> 00:03:13,905 I'm talking about bionics! From the Greek for... like... kickass! 46 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:15,707 Is there a Greek word for "insane"? 47 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:18,203 Yes! I mean I assume there is, but... 48 00:03:18,216 --> 00:03:23,711 If you think I'm gonna let you turn me into some cyborg zombie like Katya... 49 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,437 Whoa whoa whoa whoa, no! 50 00:03:25,451 --> 00:03:29,420 - Zombie implies I raised her from the dead. - Oh, then I'm using it correctly. 51 00:03:29,457 --> 00:03:33,291 No, you're not. For one thing, Katya wasn't completely dead. 52 00:03:33,311 --> 00:03:34,911 Just pretty dead? 53 00:03:38,455 --> 00:03:39,927 So pretty... 54 00:03:39,955 --> 00:03:41,341 - Hello? - Hm? 55 00:03:41,366 --> 00:03:44,639 Oh, so, nothing a few hundred thousand volts couldn't cure. 56 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:46,739 The human body's basically a potato clock. 57 00:03:46,761 --> 00:03:48,829 So, it's gonna look like I'm leaving? 58 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:51,698 - But that's only because I'm leaving. - Why won't you let me help you?! 59 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:53,946 Besides the fact you'll probably kill me?! 60 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:56,517 - Yes! - Because it's wrong! 61 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:59,041 And I may have wandered pretty far from the Church, 62 00:03:59,058 --> 00:04:02,225 but I do still believe there are some things that only God should do! 63 00:04:02,252 --> 00:04:04,053 Like give you an erection?! 64 00:04:04,081 --> 00:04:08,818 I'm assuming you mean "give me the ability to have an erection"? 65 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:10,382 Also, yes. 66 00:04:10,407 --> 00:04:12,253 - No! - Yes, Lana! 67 00:04:12,281 --> 00:04:16,238 - We don't need a... - Rocket launcher, si, molto pronto! 68 00:04:16,253 --> 00:04:20,165 Mmmmneew, not on the pre-approved list of equipment for this mission. 69 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,419 - The what? - The... 70 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:23,092 - I heard you! - Why'd you ask? 71 00:04:23,093 --> 00:04:25,860 Pre-approved by whom?! - Oh, now you're on my side. 72 00:04:25,861 --> 00:04:27,609 - Shut up. - Common enemy. 73 00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:30,651 - That's how Lana and I started dating. - Shut up. 74 00:04:30,658 --> 00:04:32,806 Pre-approved, by whom. 75 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,609 - Ms. Archer. Wh-? She doesn't know what we need! 76 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:38,331 The last time she was in the field, they were still using muskets! 77 00:04:38,332 --> 00:04:39,894 - Really? - Seriously? 78 00:04:39,915 --> 00:04:41,115 No? 79 00:04:41,116 --> 00:04:44,653 Look dipshit, my mother obviously doesn't know about this stuff, so... 80 00:04:44,654 --> 00:04:48,239 So she goes by my personal, professional recommendations. 81 00:04:48,256 --> 00:04:50,757 I'm gonna need you to repeat that. 82 00:04:50,788 --> 00:04:54,471 - I said... - No no, shh, after I come back there 83 00:04:54,472 --> 00:04:57,087 and pull your tongue out through your... 84 00:04:57,113 --> 00:04:58,546 - Asshole! - Ew. 85 00:04:58,553 --> 00:05:01,531 You'd need a bulldozer made of acid to get in here. 86 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,785 Ooh, or Spacebot! 87 00:05:02,806 --> 00:05:05,075 And if you continue to behave threateningly... 88 00:05:05,101 --> 00:05:06,859 You haven't seen threateningly. 89 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,942 You'll need one to get out of there. 90 00:05:11,246 --> 00:05:12,713 Remember Spacebot? 91 00:05:12,714 --> 00:05:13,916 Guys? 92 00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:16,569 And so, a small power unit goes here, on your uh, 93 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:20,897 spiny thing, which sends electrical impulses to your muscles and ligaments and 94 00:05:20,913 --> 00:05:24,406 stuff, which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton, 95 00:05:24,426 --> 00:05:27,619 replacing your current, um, legbones. 96 00:05:27,629 --> 00:05:31,557 I have to say it kind of worries me you don't know the names of the actual bones. 97 00:05:31,558 --> 00:05:33,990 Who cares? Zrrp, they're in the dumpster. 98 00:05:34,002 --> 00:05:38,881 Ew. Wait, then all I need is the power unit, not a bunch of vanadium bones! 99 00:05:38,882 --> 00:05:40,282 Yeah, but they're awesome. 100 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:43,218 But if you don't put everything back where it's supposed to go... 101 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:45,177 I've already done it twice! 102 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,356 There you go, Conway. 103 00:05:49,393 --> 00:05:53,420 Plus when I'm taking out the old bones I take tons of pictures with my phone. 104 00:05:53,444 --> 00:05:55,825 Oh, well then what could go wrong? 105 00:05:55,857 --> 00:05:57,937 - Seriously? - Sarcastically. 106 00:05:57,971 --> 00:06:00,645 Oh. Because you could die. 107 00:06:00,679 --> 00:06:04,853 I realize that. And I'll, ya know, sign a release form or whatever... 108 00:06:04,869 --> 00:06:06,459 - Oh, that's not necessary. - Really? 109 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:09,824 No, I mean if, God forbid, the worst happens... 110 00:06:09,853 --> 00:06:12,195 - There's lots of dumpsters. - Jesus. 111 00:06:12,221 --> 00:06:15,768 - Sure, if he helps. - Whew, okay, so when do we do this? 112 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:18,685 Well, you should already be feeling the effects of the anesthetic... 113 00:06:18,717 --> 00:06:21,615 The... God damn it, Krieger! 114 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:25,124 - So whenever my assistants get here. - What's up, spaghetti-legs? 115 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:27,134 - Wait a minute! - Yeah, where's Carol? 116 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,749 Gettin' that list of shit you wanted. 117 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,854 - Thank you! - Seriously! What am I, hourly?! 118 00:06:33,855 --> 00:06:35,599 - Are you not? - I don't know! 119 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:38,638 Move. Oh, and when I'm through talking to Malory? 120 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:41,389 I wouldn't be surprised if you find yourself out of a job. 121 00:06:41,398 --> 00:06:42,765 - I would. - Burn. 122 00:06:42,795 --> 00:06:45,106 - Cyril?! - Is it Halloween already? 123 00:06:45,124 --> 00:06:46,124 I don't know! 124 00:06:46,127 --> 00:06:47,493 Then why are you dressed like that? 125 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:50,985 Because, duh, I'm helping Krieger turn Ray into a stupid cyborg. 126 00:06:51,005 --> 00:06:51,931 A what?! 127 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,821 But I guess some cyborgs are smart... 128 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,483 What are you talking about?! 129 00:06:55,519 --> 00:06:58,801 Well, you gotta be pretty smart to fool the ol' Voight-Kampff machine. 130 00:06:58,829 --> 00:07:02,234 - In Krieger's lab?! - Anywhere, duh, it's portable. 131 00:07:02,253 --> 00:07:04,588 No no no no no! 132 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,067 Uh, yes it is. 133 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:07,582 Yo, Magnum P.U. 134 00:07:07,602 --> 00:07:11,252 I need a lead-acid battery, fifty units of plasma, some bolt cutters, 135 00:07:11,272 --> 00:07:15,710 and something called a... Defrimbulator? 136 00:07:15,722 --> 00:07:17,222 That's a made-up word. 137 00:07:17,235 --> 00:07:18,686 They're all made up. 138 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:24,032 Mind! Blown! 139 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:27,970 Yeah, what could go wrong... 140 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:31,336 Ray's gonna be a cyborg over my dead body! 141 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,112 Or preferably his! 142 00:07:33,127 --> 00:07:34,983 But somebody's! 143 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:41,076 What could possibly, go, wrrngzzzzzz. 144 00:07:41,607 --> 00:07:44,053 Hey, should I wash my hands? 145 00:07:44,071 --> 00:07:45,338 I didn't. 146 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:58,279 Krieger! Krieger! 147 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,951 Krieger open this goddamn door! 148 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:03,255 Krieger I am gonna count to one! 149 00:08:03,287 --> 00:08:06,391 Oh that's right, he hates robots! 150 00:08:06,455 --> 00:08:09,061 For the... this! Is a robot! 151 00:08:09,086 --> 00:08:10,975 Gillette is a human being! 152 00:08:11,014 --> 00:08:14,169 But he won't be for long if you don't clamp that artery! 153 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:15,740 One! 154 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,567 Brett? 155 00:08:19,635 --> 00:08:21,469 What in the hell...? 156 00:08:21,591 --> 00:08:22,953 Were those gunshots?! 157 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:26,127 Oh, who knows with these people, it's one calamity after another. 158 00:08:26,151 --> 00:08:32,028 That's, yes, exactly, that's why you need a nice long relaxing cruise! 159 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:37,418 But I really really really really really don't think I'll enjoy it. 160 00:08:37,486 --> 00:08:39,420 Sure you will. 161 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:45,092 - Brett?! - Archer! 162 00:08:45,128 --> 00:08:46,496 What the shit are you doing?! 163 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,297 Um, investigating a ballistic anomaly. 164 00:08:49,348 --> 00:08:50,725 C'mon, walk and talk. 165 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:54,262 I don't even think he's on this floor, but idiot Brett still managed to get shot. 166 00:08:54,294 --> 00:08:56,271 Yeah, he's the idiot. 167 00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:58,318 - Right? - You idiot! 168 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:01,508 If I hadn't checked the time at that exact second I'd be dead right now! 169 00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:05,180 Which reminds me, Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back. 170 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,340 Archer... He left two non-consecutive messages. 171 00:09:08,377 --> 00:09:10,645 This was my grandfather's, you ass! 172 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,149 I'll buy you another one! 173 00:09:12,154 --> 00:09:14,155 Now how were you holding it, like, exactly! 174 00:09:14,168 --> 00:09:19,658 - I... I dunno, like this I guess... - Okay, sooooo... Boom. 175 00:09:19,669 --> 00:09:23,372 C'mon, this is awesome, it's like we're the Warren Commission. 176 00:09:23,468 --> 00:09:25,135 Look look look, check it out! 177 00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,741 It's a real magic bullet! 178 00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:29,453 Why the hell were you shooting at Krieger's door in the first place? 179 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:31,003 Oh shit, right! 180 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:33,306 Brett, this might be some kind of record! 181 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:36,179 So if you can move, don't! 182 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:37,539 I gotta go stop him! 183 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:38,783 Stop who?! 184 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:40,277 "Whom!" Archer! 185 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:43,552 Krieger! He's making a gay terminator! 186 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:45,850 Aaaaand yep. 187 00:09:45,891 --> 00:09:47,591 Officially confused. 188 00:09:47,615 --> 00:09:50,637 Yeah, did he mean a terminator of gays? 189 00:09:50,662 --> 00:09:53,668 Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic, 190 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:58,702 I don't think, so he must've meant... well, no, aren't terminators asexual? 191 00:09:58,739 --> 00:10:01,417 - Not when I'm done with him... - C'mon, how's that even 192 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,342 supposed to... fit inside another human being? 193 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,679 Oh. That shouldn't be doing that. There we go. 194 00:10:08,698 --> 00:10:11,596 No no no, do it again, do it again, do it a... 195 00:10:11,634 --> 00:10:13,805 This man is barely clinging to life, woman! 196 00:10:13,819 --> 00:10:15,587 - Get a hold of yourself! - Sorry. 197 00:10:15,603 --> 00:10:18,107 And then get a hold of your goddamn beer can! 198 00:10:18,135 --> 00:10:22,638 Sorry. Jeez... Ehh... 199 00:10:22,864 --> 00:10:27,665 - Blood pressure? - I'll be honest, it's not great. 200 00:10:27,697 --> 00:10:31,368 - Wh-? I'm talking about his! - - Me too. 201 00:10:31,436 --> 00:10:32,719 Since when? 202 00:10:32,737 --> 00:10:36,912 Since the... the new intelligence, Mother, from Ray, about the mission! 203 00:10:36,942 --> 00:10:38,702 That says you need a rocket launcher? 204 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:39,977 Yes! 205 00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:41,187 - Can I... - No. 206 00:10:41,188 --> 00:10:43,993 ...just sort of interject here, Malory, this is exactly 207 00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:46,930 - what I'm talking about, with the stress... - Ron? 208 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,021 Seriously, Ron, why aren't you at work? 209 00:10:49,052 --> 00:10:52,819 Because I spent thirty years building the business so I don't have to be! 210 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,887 Because I hired good managers! 211 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:58,084 - Walk into any one of my six dealerships... - Not six... 212 00:10:58,099 --> 00:11:02,294 Next year it'll be seven, sport, we just broke ground in White Plains. 213 00:11:02,323 --> 00:11:04,757 - That's actually fairly impressive. - You have no idea. 214 00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:06,042 With that city council? 215 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,656 Ron this isn't a car dealership, The same principle! 216 00:11:09,687 --> 00:11:12,686 You build it, hire people you trust to manage it. 217 00:11:12,696 --> 00:11:14,417 - Ha! - Yeah, ha. 218 00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:16,352 ...and then you collect the fruits of their labor! 219 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,764 Because don't, please, don't take this the wrong way, babe - 220 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,833 but you're not getting any younger. 221 00:11:25,038 --> 00:11:28,186 - You said a rocket launcher? - I did. 222 00:11:28,214 --> 00:11:30,122 I did say a rocket launcher. 223 00:11:30,154 --> 00:11:32,324 - Then give this to whosits. - I will. 224 00:11:32,345 --> 00:11:34,028 I will give this to whosits. 225 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,781 And call me if you ever wanna test drive the new Coupe de Ville. 226 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,966 - Well, I just got a new El Camino... - Oh, so you're all set. 227 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,335 That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawnmowers. 228 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,440 - Wow. - I know! 229 00:11:47,464 --> 00:11:50,713 That's why I can never stay mad at him! 230 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,745 Right? 231 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,212 Wait, why were you mad? 232 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:58,303 Because I think Krieger's doing some kinda... bionic shit to Ray's legs! 233 00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:01,219 - And Archer, obviously... - Would rather see Ray dead! 234 00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:06,647 Jeezy P, I mean, besides Barry and Katya, what is his deal with robots? 235 00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:10,162 - Servant, call an ambulance. - Yessir, right away sir! 236 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,065 - An ambulance?! - He needs emergency surgery. 237 00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:15,738 And even then, it'll be a miracle if we can save his testicles. 238 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,824 But... what could have caused this?! 239 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,907 - Mumps? - Or who knows. 240 00:12:21,944 --> 00:12:24,345 The important thing is, what are you doing tonight? 241 00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:26,173 I... oh! 242 00:12:26,187 --> 00:12:29,023 Well, I said I might meet some people at this thing downtown, 243 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,624 but it sounded like it'll be pretty heavy on Negroes and jazz, so... 244 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,667 I happen to love Negroes and jazz. 245 00:12:34,698 --> 00:12:37,160 Oh! Well then I'll just get my coat. 246 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:38,441 And I'll wait here. 247 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,960 For the ambulance to take your grievously wounded child to the 248 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,395 hospital for emergency surgery? 249 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:47,908 Yes, Woodhouse, and then you can go buy some wax for your cross. 250 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:49,273 Krieger? 251 00:12:49,317 --> 00:12:51,574 Oh my God... I'm a little busy right now! 252 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,172 Yeah I know, are you cyborging Ray? 253 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,305 No? 254 00:12:56,321 --> 00:12:59,044 Look, I think it's great Then yes! 255 00:12:59,065 --> 00:13:01,479 But I think Archer's gonna try to stop you! 256 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,246 He's kinda freaking out! 257 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:05,943 Let him! That door came off the Graf Spee! 258 00:13:05,944 --> 00:13:07,312 To get in here he'd need... 259 00:13:07,313 --> 00:13:10,478 One RPG-7 launcher and two grenades. 260 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,814 As per the note from your mother. 261 00:13:12,841 --> 00:13:15,310 Thank you, uh, sorry, what was your name again? 262 00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:18,597 - Rodney. - Thank you, asshole. 263 00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:24,973 What in the...? Why aren't you people on the way to the airport? 264 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:28,510 We may have sort of a, uh, situation. 265 00:13:28,537 --> 00:13:30,373 And what sort would that be?! 266 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,447 - This is what I'm talking about... - Ron! 267 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:35,155 If you keep it up, this headache you gave me is going to last for 268 00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:37,154 the next three to five nights. 269 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:38,961 Look, don't worry, I can handle it. 270 00:13:38,974 --> 00:13:41,790 - But... - Let her handle it! She seems capable. 271 00:13:41,819 --> 00:13:43,086 Hey, thanks. 272 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,913 Reminds me of the head mechanic at my dealership in Yonkers. 273 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:47,629 - He's a black. - Wow. 274 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:49,568 I know, and head mechanic! 275 00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:52,668 Now c'mon, babe, let these people do whatever it is you pay them to do, 276 00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:54,502 and let's go start our weekend. 277 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:57,127 Alright, but don't miss that flight. 278 00:13:57,174 --> 00:14:00,508 God knows how long it takes to check in with a rocket launcher. 279 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:02,535 Oh, shit! 280 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,776 Well calling the airport's not gonna help. 281 00:14:06,491 --> 00:14:10,761 Oh, and one last thing, Rodney, when I get back from Rome, you're... 282 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:13,689 Hang on oooooone second. Armory. 283 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,598 - Hey will you bring... - No. 284 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,360 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Ooookay. 285 00:14:19,381 --> 00:14:21,562 - You were saying? - I... shit. 286 00:14:21,597 --> 00:14:24,866 Something about an asskicking with handmade Italian shoes? 287 00:14:24,894 --> 00:14:28,465 Well, think about it, you've got time. 288 00:14:28,738 --> 00:14:31,586 - What do you think you're doing? - What do you think you're doing?! 289 00:14:31,607 --> 00:14:36,344 Obtaining armory materiel under false pretenses is a fireable offense! 290 00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:40,749 Oh my... I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next! 291 00:14:40,785 --> 00:14:43,280 Ugh, like the infamous "Luau Incident." 292 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:46,627 Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?! 293 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:48,790 Once would be nice! 294 00:14:48,858 --> 00:14:51,061 No. Rodney, open this door. 295 00:14:51,085 --> 00:14:53,921 - Give me that weapon. - Oh. You mean this rocket launcher? 296 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,664 Because I bet it would open the door. 297 00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:58,527 No, that is inadvisable at this time. 298 00:14:58,556 --> 00:15:01,514 - Ya know, if I asked it nicely. - I seriously wouldn't do that. 299 00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:03,958 Yeah, because you're not awesome. 300 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:09,443 - Oh, and what fresh hell is this?! - Whatever it is, they can handle it! 301 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,715 They can't even handle a simple luau! 302 00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:14,894 - My God, what they did to that pig... - Heeelp... 303 00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:17,722 - Brett?! - Nghhh... 304 00:15:17,732 --> 00:15:21,383 Great, now I get to slog my new Delmans through a lake of blood. 305 00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:25,627 I want that all cleaned up before Monday, mister! Do you hear me?! 306 00:15:25,647 --> 00:15:29,480 No... Because that room is blast-proof! 307 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,078 Mawp. 308 00:15:31,237 --> 00:15:33,003 Maaaawp. 309 00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:35,720 Mawp. 310 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,874 What the shit was that?! 311 00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:42,338 Hopefully the last remaining shred of Archer's eardrums. 312 00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:45,334 That crazy son of a... come on! 313 00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:48,591 Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?! 314 00:15:48,621 --> 00:15:51,689 Mmm... because I'm not a giant pussy? 315 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,479 Although, somehow, incredibly single. 316 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:56,469 Wh-?! I go on... tons of dates! 317 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:58,426 - With who?! - Men! 318 00:15:58,494 --> 00:16:00,095 Men models! 319 00:16:00,162 --> 00:16:01,930 Men who model! 320 00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:06,307 ...permanent damage to my earballs because you're too 321 00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:11,306 chickenshit to take your candy-ass to the future and smash the defense grid 322 00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:14,109 - so Skynet... - Whoa whoa whoa! 323 00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:16,912 Not cool, man! That is not at all cool! 324 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:20,448 Rodney you mind your own dicky beeswax! 325 00:16:20,516 --> 00:16:22,550 - You got another one in ya? - Ew. 326 00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:24,385 - I don't... - Tease. 327 00:16:24,453 --> 00:16:27,194 - ... and I'm sorry for that one... - Don't be. 328 00:16:27,225 --> 00:16:29,483 ...because I'm just gonna say it, I think it's 329 00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:33,344 suuuper creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence. 330 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:37,465 Well but also emotional violence. 331 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:39,001 - Wow. - Yeah. 332 00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:42,904 That's even creepier. So are you gonna open the damn door? 333 00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:44,506 As soon as you give me that weapon. 334 00:16:44,573 --> 00:16:48,416 Wh-? Do you honestly wanna live through the rise of the machines?! 335 00:16:48,486 --> 00:16:51,988 Which you won't, because no one will?! 336 00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:54,138 - I... - It was rhetorical! 337 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:02,665 So now if you'll excuse me... I have an entire human race to save. 338 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,934 What is he... Hey, that's ISIS property! 339 00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:07,536 - What this? - Yes. 340 00:17:07,585 --> 00:17:10,172 - Take me with you! - Shut up! 341 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,562 Ooh, yeah, even that little bit's enough to get the engine revved up. 342 00:17:14,587 --> 00:17:19,032 So Rodneeeeeey... Tease! 343 00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,612 Jeezy Petes... 344 00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:24,153 Cyril what're you doing right now? 345 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,097 - I... - Helping me find Archer, where is he?! 346 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,496 Super. 347 00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:34,136 - Are you calling the airport again? - Cyril shut your goddamn mouth! 348 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:40,770 Hey, guess what's not a good time? Wait, where?! 349 00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:44,749 - Gotta be somewhere in there... - Not you! And did you count right? 350 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,510 - What, to five? Dicknuts? - Krieger! 351 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,618 Look, you gotta keep him away from the lab! 352 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:53,349 We're almost done, if somebody can find their last beer! 353 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:56,268 I can promise it ain't my last. 354 00:17:56,286 --> 00:17:58,818 I mean, I doubt he can find it... 355 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:02,004 God damn it. I told 'em, I said... 356 00:18:02,043 --> 00:18:05,294 Maps! All through the HVAC ducts! 357 00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:08,264 Or just at the, whatever, junctions. 358 00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:12,969 I won't even waste however much dryerase it'll take to write that down. 359 00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:18,109 No, Mother, because you were too busy wasting it on "Fourth of Ju-Luau!" 360 00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:22,645 But still, see if you can flush him out. I'd hate to use the nerve gas. 361 00:18:22,713 --> 00:18:25,047 Do not! Use the nerve gas! 362 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:28,886 - And yet incredibly single... - How the hell do we flush him out? 363 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,320 - Uh, duh... - Huh?! 364 00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:34,442 I said, how hot can you make it? 365 00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:41,130 No no no... It's already happening... 366 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,825 Holy shit, already? 367 00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:46,335 Yeah, I actually feel pretty good. 368 00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:49,572 - How is that possible? - It's a proprietary blend. 369 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,281 And barring some sort of massive infection... 370 00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:54,811 Don't look at me, found number six! 371 00:18:54,839 --> 00:18:56,403 You should be up and around by Monday. 372 00:18:56,413 --> 00:19:00,295 Well then can I go home? Cause it's hot as balls up in here. 373 00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:03,486 The thermostat's becoming sentient! 374 00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:07,722 Oh God! That's how Maximum Overdrive started! 375 00:19:19,436 --> 00:19:21,532 Well I'd be lying if I said I cared... 376 00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:23,907 Wh-? Malory, Ray can walk again! 377 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,375 Buh-duh-buh-baaaaa! - You mean "mince?" 378 00:19:26,387 --> 00:19:28,006 - Ya know... - Maybe he can mince 379 00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:31,382 to the bank and apply for a twelve thousand dollar loan for a new furnace! 380 00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:34,468 Why did you idiots leave it on ninety all weekend?! 381 00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:39,804 Your clothes. Give them to me. 382 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:41,307 Aaagh! 383 00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:45,773 I'm kidding, obviously, I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest. 384 00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:47,943 Now, if you'll excuse me... 385 00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:51,021 Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau... 386 00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:54,215 Yeah, if you slid a pig under him. 387 00:19:54,974 --> 00:20:03,974 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 388 00:20:04,305 --> 00:21:04,833 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.