1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:47,486 --> 00:00:50,323 So you want me to answer that or...? 3 00:00:50,355 --> 00:00:52,090 No, I'll get it. 4 00:00:52,123 --> 00:00:53,926 It was probably the cops again. 5 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:56,595 Really? You think so? 6 00:00:56,629 --> 00:00:58,765 I do. 7 00:00:58,798 --> 00:01:02,168 My plan is in shambles! 8 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,938 So, hey, listen... 9 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:08,174 I know, right? 10 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:10,976 He just soaks me. 11 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:12,779 Maybe we should... Y-You know, 12 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,614 you should cut your losses and surrender. 13 00:01:15,647 --> 00:01:17,851 I mean, you haven't really hurt anybody. 14 00:01:17,884 --> 00:01:21,787 No, not yet, Mr.... Shapiro, was it? 15 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,790 So glad you could rejoin us. Take him somewhere. 16 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,917 Maybe there's a workshop with pliers, a car battery... 17 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:31,164 And find out where Veronica Deane is with that damn necklace! 18 00:01:31,197 --> 00:01:33,466 Well, she's not in the basement. 19 00:01:33,498 --> 00:01:35,968 - Or in the attic. - Or in the refrigerator. 20 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:37,637 Why would she be in the refrigerator? 21 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:39,472 I don't know. You said look everywhere. 22 00:01:39,504 --> 00:01:41,206 - Yeah, he's right. You did. - That does sound like you. 23 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:42,808 Come on, ya rat shyster. Move it. 24 00:01:42,842 --> 00:01:44,510 But I don't know where she... 25 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:47,980 - Come on! - I'm sorry. How rude of me. 26 00:01:48,013 --> 00:01:50,148 Would anyone else like to join Mr. Shapiro? 27 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,821 But I would like to call my babysitter. 28 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:56,022 - Too bad! - Could we at least use the bathroom? 29 00:01:57,189 --> 00:01:59,025 You just went! 30 00:01:59,058 --> 00:02:00,860 That was, like, four hours ago! 31 00:02:00,892 --> 00:02:02,561 No, it was... 32 00:02:04,596 --> 00:02:06,332 Oh, my God! 33 00:02:06,364 --> 00:02:08,400 I'm so turned on, I think I'm actually getting dehydrated. 34 00:02:08,434 --> 00:02:11,337 When this is over, remind me to kick your tits off. 35 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:12,872 No. 36 00:02:12,904 --> 00:02:15,741 Split them up, men and women. 37 00:02:15,774 --> 00:02:17,676 All right. You have five minutes. 38 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:19,845 Mr. Nurple and Mr. Giggles will escort you. 39 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:24,183 And so help me God, if you people try anything... 40 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:28,186 Uh, yeah. Uh, then what do you want us to do? 41 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:29,521 Wh... Reprisals! 42 00:02:29,554 --> 00:02:31,724 Swift and brutal reprisals! 43 00:02:31,756 --> 00:02:34,226 That was clearly implied! 44 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:37,363 Where are you, Veronica Deane? 45 00:02:37,396 --> 00:02:40,198 And where the hell is Pinky Brewster? 46 00:02:40,231 --> 00:02:42,701 So, good news and bad news. 47 00:02:42,735 --> 00:02:45,203 Bad news is, the doors and windows are hermetically sealed, 48 00:02:45,237 --> 00:02:47,874 there's six gunmen out there whose leader is insane, 49 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:51,043 a jumpy SWAT team dying to go full-on Attica, 50 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:53,212 and a room full of hostages, one of whom... 51 00:02:53,244 --> 00:02:54,780 which I guess shouldn't surprise me, 52 00:02:54,814 --> 00:02:57,250 but somehow still does... has coulrophilia. 53 00:02:57,283 --> 00:02:59,719 - Cool what? - Coulrophilia. Apparently, 54 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:01,887 it's a sexual attraction to clowns. 55 00:03:01,921 --> 00:03:05,558 Good news is, I got you the last slice of pepperoni and mushroom. 56 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:07,559 That's the good news. 57 00:03:07,593 --> 00:03:09,796 I mean... 58 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:12,397 relatively. 59 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:48,249 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com - 60 00:03:49,969 --> 00:03:52,505 Okay, so the doors and windows are sealed. 61 00:03:52,537 --> 00:03:54,594 You got six or seven of these mopes 62 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:56,308 in there, dressed as clowns. 63 00:03:56,342 --> 00:03:58,111 And they let most of the hostages go. 64 00:03:58,144 --> 00:04:00,013 But so far, they've made no demands. 65 00:04:00,046 --> 00:04:01,613 I mean, just pizza, but... 66 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:03,182 And you were in charge here? 67 00:04:03,214 --> 00:04:04,851 Yeah, I... Wait. What do you mean "were"? 68 00:04:04,883 --> 00:04:06,351 It's the past tense of "are." 69 00:04:06,385 --> 00:04:08,187 Yeah. You're relieved, gnome-nuts. Gimme that. 70 00:04:08,219 --> 00:04:11,023 - Yeah, or I could hold it, or... - I'm sorry. Who are you guys? 71 00:04:11,056 --> 00:04:12,490 The guys who haven't been standing around 72 00:04:12,515 --> 00:04:13,959 all night with their dicks in their hands 73 00:04:13,993 --> 00:04:15,822 while a simple hostage negotiation 74 00:04:15,847 --> 00:04:17,964 spirals into a televised cluster-fluck. 75 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,831 - Phone. Let's go. - Well, we just tried to call them, 76 00:04:19,865 --> 00:04:21,825 - but then we heard a gunshot, so... - Gimme that. 77 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,503 Or I could hold that one, maybe. 78 00:04:23,536 --> 00:04:25,303 Now, if you think you're up to the task, 79 00:04:25,337 --> 00:04:27,339 go negotiate us some coffee. 80 00:04:27,373 --> 00:04:29,201 And while you're at it, negotiate 81 00:04:29,226 --> 00:04:30,976 my coffee as a cold-brew, iced! 82 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:32,574 It's got, like, a third of the acid, 83 00:04:32,599 --> 00:04:34,012 which is easier on Mr. Tum-Tums. 84 00:04:34,046 --> 00:04:36,349 Now, you listen to me, pig! 85 00:04:36,382 --> 00:04:38,985 If I want to talk, I will call you. 86 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:41,053 In the meantime, every time the phone rings, 87 00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:43,404 I will execute a hostage and shove 88 00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:45,390 their limp and bloody corpse 89 00:04:45,423 --> 00:04:48,493 off the roof, on live television! 90 00:04:48,527 --> 00:04:49,695 Is that clear? 91 00:04:49,728 --> 00:04:51,564 Yep. 92 00:04:51,596 --> 00:04:55,000 Well, how'd it go? 93 00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:56,903 Not great! 94 00:04:56,935 --> 00:04:59,671 - Well, how'd it go? - Not great. 95 00:04:59,704 --> 00:05:01,707 - Not you! - Not great, though. 96 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:04,577 - Yeah, we kicked the shit out of him. - So embarrassing. 97 00:05:04,609 --> 00:05:06,302 So, pretty sure he honestly has 98 00:05:06,327 --> 00:05:08,213 no idea where Veronica Deane is. 99 00:05:08,246 --> 00:05:10,048 I hate to say it, but I believe you. 100 00:05:10,082 --> 00:05:12,918 Shame it took us an entire spleen to get here. 101 00:05:12,952 --> 00:05:16,721 - Shut up. Do you think emeralds melt? - Why? 102 00:05:16,755 --> 00:05:18,333 Because I'm about to burn this damn 103 00:05:18,472 --> 00:05:21,226 house down and sift through the ashes. 104 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:23,930 So, please, can you just go find us a way out of here? 105 00:05:23,962 --> 00:05:25,241 Don't worry. I'm gonna get 106 00:05:25,266 --> 00:05:26,765 you out, one way or another. 107 00:05:26,798 --> 00:05:29,227 In the meantime, maybe I should hold on to the Tsarina. 108 00:05:29,252 --> 00:05:30,037 Why? 109 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,536 In case those assholes find you in here. 110 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:33,406 It's our only bargaining chip. 111 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:35,040 All right. But please hurry. 112 00:05:35,074 --> 00:05:38,744 I... I really need to use the restroom. 113 00:05:38,777 --> 00:05:40,779 Yeah. Sorry. I've been giving that some thought, 114 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:43,382 - and if I were you... - Yes? 115 00:05:43,414 --> 00:05:46,218 - Desk drawer. - Ugh! 116 00:05:46,252 --> 00:05:48,054 Oh, my God! 117 00:05:48,087 --> 00:05:49,421 I hope you're not on septic. 118 00:05:49,454 --> 00:05:51,423 Ugh! Have you no decency, man? 119 00:05:51,457 --> 00:05:54,392 We said only number ones, Krieger! 120 00:05:54,426 --> 00:05:57,130 - I never agreed to that. - Yes, you absolutely did! 121 00:05:57,163 --> 00:05:58,798 - Well? - Well, what? 122 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:01,266 Well, what's the plan? To escape! 123 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,052 Impossible! Unless we can override 124 00:06:03,077 --> 00:06:04,904 the controls for these panic doors. 125 00:06:04,937 --> 00:06:06,606 Which... Why do you even have those? 126 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:08,574 Well, I've made a lot of enemies in this town. 127 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:10,909 But I think we should do what these people say. They're unhinged. 128 00:06:10,942 --> 00:06:12,611 If we try to escape, they'll kill us. 129 00:06:12,644 --> 00:06:15,248 - Yeah. Plus, let Archer handle it. - Wait. Let who? 130 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:17,150 Archer, one of my detectives. He's... 131 00:06:17,183 --> 00:06:19,118 He's probably sneaking around out there, as we speak, 132 00:06:19,151 --> 00:06:21,587 snapping necks and cramming ears full of ice picks. 133 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,756 Oh, please! 134 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:26,259 The only thing Archer's cramming is a very average-sized dick 135 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:28,460 into Veronica Deane's very old twatch. 136 00:06:28,493 --> 00:06:29,962 What are you talking about? 137 00:06:29,995 --> 00:06:31,464 He was totally making out with her, Malory, 138 00:06:31,496 --> 00:06:33,265 in front of God and everybody! 139 00:06:33,298 --> 00:06:35,601 - Oh. Well, even if he was... - Which he was! 140 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:37,544 I'm sure it was only because you were 141 00:06:37,569 --> 00:06:39,304 throwing yourself at Ellis Crane. 142 00:06:39,337 --> 00:06:40,472 What? 143 00:06:40,505 --> 00:06:42,007 Suck it, Bechdel Test. 144 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:44,177 You suck it, missy! And even though 145 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:45,585 you were flirting with Crane 146 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,145 - like a D-girl wannabe... - What? 147 00:06:47,178 --> 00:06:48,957 You know Sterling is somewhere in this 148 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:51,450 house, risking his life to save ours. 149 00:06:51,483 --> 00:06:53,452 In fact, I bet he's already taken out a clown, 150 00:06:53,484 --> 00:06:57,022 put on his clothes and mask, and infiltrated the enemy. 151 00:06:57,055 --> 00:06:59,791 Five minutes is up. Let's go! 152 00:06:59,825 --> 00:07:01,993 - Oh, for God's sake! - Ugh, wasn't done! 153 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:06,298 Hmm? Infiltrated the enemy, huh? 154 00:07:06,332 --> 00:07:07,800 The what? 155 00:07:07,832 --> 00:07:10,803 Enema! Just talking about enemas, and, uh, 156 00:07:10,836 --> 00:07:12,872 how clean and fresh they make you feel. 157 00:07:12,904 --> 00:07:14,302 I mean, not you, per se, but people, 158 00:07:14,327 --> 00:07:15,487 ya know, in general, I guess. 159 00:07:15,507 --> 00:07:16,921 And kids, also, maybe. I don't know 160 00:07:16,946 --> 00:07:18,177 what kids are into these days. 161 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:20,512 Are whippits still a thing? Point is... 162 00:07:20,546 --> 00:07:22,248 shitter's clogged! 163 00:07:29,618 --> 00:07:31,529 Okay, so 164 00:07:31,562 --> 00:07:35,066 first I need to stash the Tsarina, which... 165 00:07:35,099 --> 00:07:36,767 ha-ha, ho-ho-ho... 166 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:39,036 don't know what I was expecting. 167 00:07:39,068 --> 00:07:41,938 Okay, now to see if I can override the security system 168 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:43,740 and get those steel doors open. 169 00:07:43,774 --> 00:07:45,709 Okay, okay, so, then, let me throw this out there 170 00:07:45,743 --> 00:07:48,913 and see if the cat licks it up: we cut the power. 171 00:07:48,945 --> 00:07:51,381 - To the house... - Zerp! 172 00:07:51,414 --> 00:07:54,217 And, by extension, then, the steel doors. 173 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,721 Oh, right. They are electric. 174 00:07:56,753 --> 00:07:58,054 Yeah, so do you and kitty wanna lick me 175 00:07:58,079 --> 00:07:59,289 through how that's supposed to work? 176 00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:01,224 And so, now, what was your idea? 177 00:08:01,257 --> 00:08:03,728 Two squads of six, breach formation, 178 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,512 shape charges on steel doors here and here, 179 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,965 detonate, ingress, take out hostiles 180 00:08:08,998 --> 00:08:11,469 with flash-bangs, and/or beanbags, 181 00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,176 secure the friendlies, achieve 182 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,906 egress, drop mic. We're out. 183 00:08:14,939 --> 00:08:16,174 Yeah. The second you blow the doors, 184 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:17,308 they're gonna execute everybody. 185 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,235 Which is the tactical equivalent of 186 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,077 a cat puking on your duvet cover. 187 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:24,247 Come on. Let's go. Here we go. Move it, move it, move it. 188 00:08:24,281 --> 00:08:26,284 Let's go, ladies. Move it, move it, move it. Let's go! 189 00:08:26,316 --> 00:08:30,421 Hang on. I got a big old wad of toilet paper stuck on my shoe. 190 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:32,123 - Ugh! - Seriously. 191 00:08:32,156 --> 00:08:35,292 And I really need to check in with my babysitter, so... 192 00:08:35,325 --> 00:08:37,094 - Typical. - Shut up. 193 00:08:37,127 --> 00:08:38,796 Make me. Ow! 194 00:08:38,829 --> 00:08:40,464 Hey, knock it off, you two! 195 00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:42,297 Damn it! I said knock it off! 196 00:08:42,299 --> 00:08:43,634 Make me. Ow! 197 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,670 Okay! Jesus! 198 00:08:45,703 --> 00:08:48,105 Ooh! Looks so good! 199 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:50,141 Well... 200 00:08:50,174 --> 00:08:52,944 hope I'm not allergic to clown blood. 201 00:08:52,977 --> 00:08:56,113 - S'up, ding-dong? - Wh... Why the hell are you in here? 202 00:08:56,146 --> 00:08:59,650 I heard you were getting your ass beat. 203 00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:01,618 Oh, for the... 204 00:09:01,652 --> 00:09:03,787 What is this, NORAD? 205 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,656 Damn it. You'd have to be, like... 206 00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:06,824 Ray! 207 00:09:06,857 --> 00:09:08,291 Hang on. I had something for... 208 00:09:08,325 --> 00:09:11,128 Was it Ain't-Two-Dee-Two? 209 00:09:11,161 --> 00:09:13,031 Eh... 210 00:09:14,198 --> 00:09:16,367 - Okay, so, if you're right... - Which... 211 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,636 Merely for the sake of argument, let's say you are, 212 00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:20,471 and Archer has infiltrated these guys... 213 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:22,806 We have to find out which one is him. 214 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:24,007 Which... 215 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,542 Ow! Hey, cut it out. 216 00:09:25,575 --> 00:09:27,210 Ow! Come... Ow! Damn it! Come on! 217 00:09:27,243 --> 00:09:29,880 That's... Ow! Okay! Ow! 218 00:09:29,913 --> 00:09:32,065 What is he doing? Sterling's got the 219 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:33,984 rest of his life to slap Cyril. 220 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:35,987 - No! No! - Excuse me. 221 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:38,689 - Okay! Stop! Ow! Ow! - Excuse me, green one? 222 00:09:38,722 --> 00:09:40,491 She needs the bathroom again. 223 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:42,192 You just went! 224 00:09:42,225 --> 00:09:44,828 - I know, but... - She has diarrhea! 225 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:45,663 Ugh! 226 00:09:45,695 --> 00:09:46,998 Seriously. 227 00:09:47,031 --> 00:09:48,699 - Ya know... - What? You were the one 228 00:09:48,732 --> 00:09:51,068 shoving pizza in your gob like it owed you money. 229 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,336 Doesn't even makes sense. 230 00:09:53,369 --> 00:09:55,873 Giggles, go with her. 231 00:09:55,906 --> 00:09:58,508 Yes, you! Idiot! 232 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,011 Psst! 233 00:10:00,044 --> 00:10:02,380 Ready when you are. 234 00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:03,380 Blech. 235 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,348 Seriously. 236 00:10:05,382 --> 00:10:07,885 Did you see that? Malory just winked at that guy. 237 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,687 - Do you think she's in on the caper? - Or just giving him props 238 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,589 for slapping the dog piss outta Cyril. 239 00:10:12,623 --> 00:10:13,903 Yeah, that does make more sense. 240 00:10:13,924 --> 00:10:16,928 But either way, not cool. 241 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,696 Welp. 242 00:10:19,729 --> 00:10:22,532 Stay cold, Pony Boy. 243 00:10:22,565 --> 00:10:23,868 Eh... 244 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:26,036 Okay, now I just gotta find Archer. 245 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,605 - What? - I said, here is good. 246 00:10:28,638 --> 00:10:30,073 - So go ahead. - Huh? 247 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,876 Okay. How about for starters, 248 00:10:31,908 --> 00:10:35,111 - "I'm sorry I kissed that old woman"? - Mm, okay. 249 00:10:35,145 --> 00:10:37,065 "I don't know what got into me. I can only assume 250 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,749 it was my repressed desire to sleep with my own mother." 251 00:10:39,782 --> 00:10:40,884 Uh... 252 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,552 - Okay. - Wow! 253 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:45,388 So this is all just a big joke to you, huh? 254 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:47,959 Meanwhile, I guess we get killed by a bunch of clowns, 255 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:49,961 and A.J. gets to go live in an orphanage! 256 00:10:49,993 --> 00:10:51,384 Well, if we live through this, we 257 00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:52,897 are gonna have a long talk, Archer. 258 00:10:52,930 --> 00:10:54,732 - Who? - "Who"? 259 00:10:54,764 --> 00:10:56,399 Quit dicking around. 260 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:59,402 I know you took out the green clown, and... and... 261 00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:03,107 Oh, shit! 262 00:11:07,677 --> 00:11:09,913 - Rompers! - Goddamn it! 263 00:11:09,946 --> 00:11:12,816 I said radio silence! 264 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:19,823 Your hands are so big! 265 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:25,329 Son of a... bitch-ass clown! 266 00:11:29,199 --> 00:11:31,102 Ugh! Finally! 267 00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:33,269 Jesus! No wonder Mozart went deaf. 268 00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:36,808 I swear to God, one more word out of you, 269 00:11:36,809 --> 00:11:39,477 and you'll... have to have your brain's 270 00:11:39,502 --> 00:11:41,612 mail forwarded to the ceiling! 271 00:11:43,814 --> 00:11:46,017 That was technically not a word. 272 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,548 And what really chaps my cheeks, 273 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:48,953 besides ruining that dress, 274 00:11:48,985 --> 00:11:51,063 is now I have to have that exact same 275 00:11:51,088 --> 00:11:53,523 stupid argument all over again with Archer! 276 00:11:53,556 --> 00:11:55,425 But first I gotta figure out which 277 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:57,294 one of these scrote-licks is him. 278 00:11:57,326 --> 00:12:00,196 And then I am gonna let him have it! 279 00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:02,166 And then, boom, we're outta here. 280 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,301 And then Veronica Deane's like, 281 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:08,138 "Archer, you saved me and the Tsarina!" 282 00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:10,090 And then she swoons, and I catch 283 00:12:10,115 --> 00:12:12,308 her, and there is a moment, and... 284 00:12:12,342 --> 00:12:15,880 Honestly, I don't see what could possibly go wrong. 285 00:12:25,059 --> 00:12:26,539 Look, we're running out of time here. 286 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,096 Those perps gotta be panicking by now, 287 00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,533 and panic equals dead hostages. 288 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,085 Yeah, well, so does barging in there 289 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,604 with shape charges and flash-bangs. 290 00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:35,600 Okay. Okay. So, then, I'm gonna 291 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,439 just throw this out there, 292 00:12:37,472 --> 00:12:39,207 knockout gas! 293 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,742 - Knockout gas. - Yeah. 294 00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:42,377 In the, uh... whatcha-madoo... HVAC. 295 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:45,547 - Ooh! Or how bout a freeze ray? - Uh... 296 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:47,166 Yeah, we just freeze 'em into giant 297 00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:48,751 icicles and hit 'em with a hammer. 298 00:12:48,784 --> 00:12:51,787 Do we... Do we have that technology? 299 00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:53,807 Son of a... Could've sworn this 300 00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:55,924 hallway led back to the foyer. 301 00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:57,626 Or maybe the dining room? 302 00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:59,894 How the hell did I get so turned around? 303 00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:01,563 Oh, and bigger question: 304 00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:03,632 how the hell am I gonna tell which clown is Archer? 305 00:13:03,665 --> 00:13:06,135 You didn't think about that, did ya, Poovey? 306 00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:07,612 I'm sorry. I honestly thought 307 00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:09,404 knockout gas was an actual thing. 308 00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:11,973 Idiot. Some kind of drug, maybe, but... 309 00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:14,643 No, no, no, not the phone! 310 00:13:14,677 --> 00:13:17,446 Oh, shit. Right. Limp, bloody corpses. 311 00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:20,583 Okay, so, uh, hey, uh... 312 00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:22,178 Listen, I bet you guys are getting 313 00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:23,785 pretty hungry in there again, huh? 314 00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,286 Uh, is he joking? 315 00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,656 I hope not. I can actually eat. 316 00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:30,792 And speaking of, where is Pam? 317 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:32,961 So, what say we, uh, send in some 318 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,096 more hot pizzas? What do ya say? 319 00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:39,934 I bet that's them! 320 00:13:41,035 --> 00:13:43,104 Go for Harris. Uh-huh. 321 00:13:43,138 --> 00:13:45,675 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 322 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,249 No, no, no. No, yeah, I got it. 323 00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,443 Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 324 00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:49,678 Yep. 325 00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:52,014 - He said no. - Aah! 326 00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,666 And that even if they did want pizza 327 00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:55,285 for the hostages, which they don't, 328 00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:56,669 the perps wouldn't eat it 'cause they 329 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:57,986 know we'd put sleeping pills in it. 330 00:13:58,019 --> 00:14:00,188 Damn it! 331 00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:02,625 What about calzones? 332 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:05,293 Ow! Come on! 333 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:07,328 I don't think his problem was with the food shape. 334 00:14:07,361 --> 00:14:09,331 I don't know. I couldn't hear him! 335 00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:10,966 Not the one hogging the phone. 336 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:13,469 Okay. All right. Did I, or did I not, let you drive? 337 00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:16,137 Okay, cowboy, let's do it your way. 338 00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,972 Out-effing-standing. 339 00:14:18,005 --> 00:14:20,208 Bravo One, Bravo Two, listen up. 340 00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:22,644 I'm sorry, boss. We just can't find her. 341 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,813 Or Pinky or Giggles or Yum-Yum, 342 00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:26,414 which is kind of creepy since 343 00:14:26,439 --> 00:14:27,982 this place is on lockdown. 344 00:14:28,015 --> 00:14:29,991 Ah, but doesn't the cunning rat 345 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,221 find his way off a sinking ship? 346 00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:34,824 I think that's mostly via ropes? 347 00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:37,692 Sinking, Oingo, as are my dreams, 348 00:14:37,726 --> 00:14:40,162 into the icy black waters of failure. 349 00:14:40,194 --> 00:14:42,833 For though mightily I toil and strive, 350 00:14:42,858 --> 00:14:44,999 the Tsarina shall not be mine. 351 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:47,202 So, uh, what do we do now? 352 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:49,739 I guess we go with Plan X. 353 00:14:49,771 --> 00:14:52,908 Uh... w-what's Plan X? 354 00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,012 Oh, for... 355 00:14:58,045 --> 00:14:59,347 Eat a dick, mansion. 356 00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:04,086 Said the spider to the... clown. 357 00:15:04,119 --> 00:15:05,759 What, did I walk onto the Titan... 358 00:15:25,573 --> 00:15:27,112 Holy shit-house! That must 359 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,710 be Archer and a bad guy! 360 00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:30,472 But which is which? Should I shoot one... 361 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,213 wait... or both? 362 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,330 Just blow off everybody's kneecaps 363 00:15:32,355 --> 00:15:33,415 and then apologize to one of 'em? 364 00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:35,395 Wait, what am I saying? All the other 365 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,086 bad guys will hear the shotgun! 366 00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:39,955 Well... 367 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,261 Aw, damn it! 368 00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:09,585 - Holy shit-snacks! - Wh... Pam? 369 00:16:09,617 --> 00:16:11,419 - Archer? - No? 370 00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:12,788 Goddamn it! 371 00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:14,290 - You idiots! - Us? 372 00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:15,790 The only idiot in here 373 00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:18,092 is the one who made out with Veronica Deane! 374 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,996 Hey, first of all, she kissed me. I didn't kiss her. 375 00:16:22,029 --> 00:16:23,933 But even if I did kiss her, which I didn't, 376 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,435 it was because you were flirting with Ellis Crane! 377 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:29,771 - He was flirting with me! - Oh, my God! 378 00:16:29,804 --> 00:16:31,506 Oh, my God! Seriously? 379 00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:34,108 I wish I'd blown off both of you guys's kneecaps. 380 00:16:34,141 --> 00:16:35,845 - Jesus. - Not cool, Pam. 381 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:37,779 Oh, eat my asshole! 382 00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:40,281 Now what are we gonna do about the hostage situation? 383 00:16:40,315 --> 00:16:41,951 Oh, right. 384 00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:43,852 All right. My guys are in position 385 00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,120 and ready to blow the doors on your command. 386 00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:49,191 On whose command? Who the hell is in charge here? 387 00:16:49,223 --> 00:16:51,125 Well, sir, I think, technically, you. 388 00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:52,861 - But this guy's been calling the shots. - What? 389 00:16:52,894 --> 00:16:56,030 Yeah. So, uh, yeah. We'll just leave you to it. 390 00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:58,133 Who the hell were those guys? 391 00:16:58,165 --> 00:16:59,969 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 392 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,471 We're coming out. They let us go. 393 00:17:02,503 --> 00:17:04,639 That's what happened, and we're just some innocent hostages. 394 00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:06,375 You really think this is gonna work? 395 00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:08,510 It will if you shut your fat mouth. 396 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,478 Are there any more hostages inside? 397 00:17:10,511 --> 00:17:13,816 Mm, nope. Just those hideous clowns. 398 00:17:13,848 --> 00:17:14,864 We're gonna die, we're gonna 399 00:17:14,889 --> 00:17:16,018 die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die... 400 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:18,186 - Oh, shut up! - Seriously! 401 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,356 But when the SWAT team smashes in here and yells, 402 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:22,357 "Drop your weapons," we won't be able to, 403 00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:23,461 and then they're gonna shoot 404 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:24,493 us, and we're gonna die! 405 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,528 We're gonna die! We're gonna die... 406 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,829 - Oh, my God, he's right. - Yeah, that'll happen. 407 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,832 What the shit? 408 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:33,168 Uh, why is everybody clowns? 409 00:17:35,737 --> 00:17:37,339 Go, go, go, go, go! 410 00:17:38,539 --> 00:17:41,042 No, no, no! 411 00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:43,679 Oh, no! 412 00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:46,215 No, no, no, no! 413 00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:48,017 Don't shoot! 414 00:17:48,049 --> 00:17:49,018 Come on! No! 415 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,923 No! 416 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:14,777 This was my... 417 00:18:14,809 --> 00:18:18,780 third best birthday. 418 00:18:26,118 --> 00:18:30,104 And, so, what did we learn? 419 00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:32,774 - If anything. - Well, for starters, beanbags. 420 00:18:32,806 --> 00:18:35,309 How the hell is that a toy for kids? 421 00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:37,312 Guess we're lucky the police don't shoot lawn darts. 422 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,242 Oh, thank God, he's right about something. 423 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,081 Or horseshoes. 424 00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:42,116 - Note to self... - Krieger! 425 00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:44,419 What? That was an unrelated note to self! 426 00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:46,320 Lawn dart rifle. 427 00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:47,822 Ugh! Are we at least gonna get paid 428 00:18:47,847 --> 00:18:49,290 back for all of our medical bills? 429 00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:51,759 Sterling is with Shapiro as we speak, 430 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,429 presenting him with an itemized bill. 431 00:18:54,461 --> 00:18:56,831 But you must realize, Mr. Archer, 432 00:18:56,864 --> 00:18:59,767 I won't pay one thin dime of this. 433 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,470 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. It's opposite day. 434 00:19:03,504 --> 00:19:05,741 Which means a bunch of cops didn't shoot 435 00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:08,142 the shit out of me with beanbags, which... 436 00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:11,111 How is that a kid's toy? Which means I don't know 437 00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:13,949 you hired those clowns to steal the Tsarina! 438 00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:16,684 But h-how did you know? 439 00:19:16,718 --> 00:19:18,786 I didn't. You just told me. 440 00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:20,020 Oh, damn it! 441 00:19:20,054 --> 00:19:21,690 Yeah. Not great. For you. 442 00:19:21,722 --> 00:19:24,459 I mean, when Veronica finds out you did this. 443 00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:25,960 I did it for her. 444 00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:27,495 She's broke. 445 00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,998 My God, she's got all these bills to pay... 446 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,166 health insurance, a huge mortgage... 447 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,134 She can't eat a bunch of diamonds and emeralds. 448 00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:35,687 So you hired those clowns to steal 449 00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:37,206 it, to get the insurance money... 450 00:19:37,238 --> 00:19:39,373 Old clients of mine. I got 'em out of jail, 451 00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:41,508 but then they double-cross me. 452 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:44,546 - And now I bet they're gonna kill me! - Yeah, probably. 453 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:47,014 So, the Tsarina is worth... 454 00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:48,983 I mean, like, four million. 455 00:19:49,017 --> 00:19:51,186 And you were gonna pay the clowns, so you didn't have to worry 456 00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,687 about the cops or the insurance company? 457 00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:56,324 Like, a s... four hundred grand? 458 00:19:56,356 --> 00:19:58,993 Yeah. So, I'm gonna need a half a million in... 459 00:19:59,027 --> 00:20:01,729 - I don't know. Have you got Krugerrands? - I mean... 460 00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:03,498 - yeah. - Super. So, that. 461 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,566 And then, if you hear from Rompers and his gang... 462 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,502 - Which... - you let me know. 463 00:20:07,535 --> 00:20:10,738 - I owe him one. - So, you'll protect me? 464 00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:12,673 No. I'll protect Veronica Deane. 465 00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:16,044 Oh, so, did she ask about me, or... 466 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:19,713 Did she... 467 00:20:19,747 --> 00:20:22,182 Oh, Mr.... 468 00:20:24,419 --> 00:20:26,054 She... 469 00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:30,758 Whew! No. 470 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,381 There's a nice way to do that. 471 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,364 Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - www.Addic7ed.com - 472 00:20:38,305 --> 00:21:38,931 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.