1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:14,520 So, uh, what are we doing? 3 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:15,818 - Are we just... - Do you not see 4 00:00:15,842 --> 00:00:17,127 the phone to my ear? 5 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,560 - I... I do, but... - What? 6 00:00:18,624 --> 00:00:20,981 - I said, I... - You think this is some sort of joke? 7 00:00:21,049 --> 00:00:22,638 Maybe the one about the interrup... 8 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:23,903 - Ting cow? - Moo! 9 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:25,380 Shut up. Look, I... 10 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:28,028 Listen, you had just better put Mr. Vandertunt 11 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,997 on the line this instant! 12 00:00:30,176 --> 00:00:32,176 Well, then, go find him. 13 00:00:32,628 --> 00:00:34,442 Oh. Well, then... 14 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:36,841 Hello? Ass! 15 00:00:37,005 --> 00:00:38,944 Apparently that was your brother. 16 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,224 - What? - Cecil? 17 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,599 - Seriously. - And let me guess... 18 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,419 - He... - let me guess! 19 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:46,978 He said he didn't believe that I'd been kidnapped. 20 00:00:47,002 --> 00:00:48,270 Yes, he... 21 00:00:48,318 --> 00:00:50,372 Has this happened before? 22 00:00:50,442 --> 00:00:52,524 No. I don't know. 23 00:00:52,599 --> 00:00:54,606 - Well, he... - Hey, do you need me for this? 24 00:00:54,669 --> 00:00:56,069 - Yes! - Because I've been awake... 25 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,229 for, like, three days. 26 00:00:57,262 --> 00:01:00,592 - Your point being? - I desperately need sleep? 27 00:01:00,638 --> 00:01:03,853 - You can sleep when you're dead. - It may literally come to that. 28 00:01:03,902 --> 00:01:06,299 Because Len Trexler is going to be left holding 29 00:01:06,353 --> 00:01:09,033 a very empty bag on this. 30 00:01:09,229 --> 00:01:10,361 And to make that happen, 31 00:01:10,419 --> 00:01:12,572 I need you to drive out to Vandertunt castle 32 00:01:12,646 --> 00:01:15,338 and convince the old man I'll mail her home 33 00:01:15,435 --> 00:01:17,736 in several different boxes. 34 00:01:18,096 --> 00:01:19,510 But not really, 35 00:01:19,572 --> 00:01:21,283 though, right? Well... 36 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:22,908 - No! - Well... 37 00:01:22,953 --> 00:01:24,513 Look... I can't drive 38 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:26,619 way the hell out there without some sleep. I... 39 00:01:26,658 --> 00:01:27,947 I have Dexedrine. 40 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:30,822 Ah, and the universe provides. 41 00:01:32,011 --> 00:01:33,439 Okay, so, 42 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,681 once I'm out there, 43 00:01:34,777 --> 00:01:37,385 how am I supposed to convince Vandertunt you're serious? 44 00:01:37,508 --> 00:01:38,994 Take him a finger. 45 00:01:39,049 --> 00:01:41,728 - Huh? - But not one of mine, though, right? 46 00:01:41,779 --> 00:01:43,017 - No! - Well... 47 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:45,104 I'm not taking him anybody's finger. 48 00:01:45,161 --> 00:01:47,072 - I'm just trying to save you a trip. - How... 49 00:01:47,131 --> 00:01:48,572 I mean, you don't want to drive all the way 50 00:01:48,596 --> 00:01:50,306 out there just to have him say, 51 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,447 "On second thought, to make this happen, 52 00:01:52,525 --> 00:01:53,900 we're going to need a finger." 53 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,585 Nobody has ever said, 54 00:01:55,626 --> 00:01:58,103 "to make this happen, we're going to need a finger." 55 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:00,760 Oh, you'd be surprised. 56 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:05,705 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:05,854 --> 00:02:09,400 ♪♪ 58 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:37,245 *ARCHER* Season 08 Episode 04 "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers" 59 00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:40,531 The last thing I wanted 60 00:02:40,555 --> 00:02:42,403 to get mixed up in is a kidnapping, 61 00:02:42,508 --> 00:02:44,736 even one as phony as a three-dollar bill. 62 00:02:44,883 --> 00:02:46,302 Because doing a stretch in jail 63 00:02:46,327 --> 00:02:47,755 would be the least of my worries. 64 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:50,051 Vandertunts have enough juice in this town to make sure 65 00:02:50,075 --> 00:02:52,177 I never even see the inside of a cell. 66 00:02:52,497 --> 00:02:54,739 So I am not looking forward to this. 67 00:02:55,419 --> 00:02:57,028 Plus I bet that creepy old joint's 68 00:02:57,097 --> 00:02:58,966 as haunted as Mrs. Muir's Twat. 69 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,716 - Hmm! - I know, right? 70 00:03:00,865 --> 00:03:04,333 Oh, also, when I said I'd take you to the bus station... 71 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,427 Typical Archer. 72 00:03:11,544 --> 00:03:13,887 Figures he'd be a goddamn slob. 73 00:03:14,044 --> 00:03:16,739 Uh, I think maybe somebody tossed the place? 74 00:03:16,818 --> 00:03:18,916 Oh. Yeah. Maybe. 75 00:03:19,021 --> 00:03:21,044 Wonder what they were after. 76 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,968 Who knows? Maybe some poor dumb bastard broke in here 77 00:03:24,089 --> 00:03:26,802 to steal back the photos of his cheatin' wife gettin'... 78 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:28,661 Sorry. 79 00:03:28,753 --> 00:03:30,528 - Why... - I was gonna say "flap-hammered." 80 00:03:30,599 --> 00:03:32,982 Why do you constantly bring that up? 81 00:03:33,091 --> 00:03:35,419 - What, Archer hammering your wife? - Yes! 82 00:03:35,471 --> 00:03:37,079 - In her flaps? - Yes! 83 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:39,408 Okay. 84 00:03:39,504 --> 00:03:41,315 Well, we're not gonna find any clues to lead us 85 00:03:41,339 --> 00:03:43,346 to Charlotte vandertunt in this dump, so let's... 86 00:03:43,392 --> 00:03:45,574 yeah. There's no telling where she is. 87 00:03:46,012 --> 00:03:47,959 And if we don't know where she is? 88 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,545 It's... frustrating? 89 00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:53,158 No. Then nobody knows where she is. 90 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,170 Uh-huh. Including her father! 91 00:03:56,264 --> 00:03:57,334 Yep. 92 00:03:57,412 --> 00:03:59,323 Which means we can just tell him 93 00:03:59,381 --> 00:04:01,740 we kidnapped her, collect the ransom ourselves, 94 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:03,248 and then pay off Trexler! 95 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:06,181 Ohh. Okay. Yeah. 96 00:04:06,331 --> 00:04:09,545 But on some level, it's gotta be pretty frustrating. 97 00:04:09,678 --> 00:04:11,912 Not as frustrating as you! 98 00:04:12,303 --> 00:04:13,741 In the meantime, 99 00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:15,944 she was at Dreamland with Archer the other night. 100 00:04:16,027 --> 00:04:19,025 So go snoop around, see if you turn up anything. 101 00:04:19,106 --> 00:04:22,459 Besides a cold brewski, am I right? Hello? 102 00:04:22,547 --> 00:04:24,834 Yes, Vandertunt castle, please. 103 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,827 Damn it, I don't care if the number's unlisted! 104 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,170 This is a police emergency! 105 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:30,344 Thank you. 106 00:04:30,428 --> 00:04:33,459 - That worked? - Why are you still here? 107 00:04:33,592 --> 00:04:35,693 Yes. Hello, this is, uh... 108 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,694 Uh, ze kidnapperz. 109 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:42,997 Please hold the wire. 110 00:04:48,572 --> 00:04:49,932 I apologize for the heat. 111 00:04:50,053 --> 00:04:52,509 It's positively tropical in here. 112 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,561 But that's how father prefers it. 113 00:04:54,638 --> 00:04:56,438 Can he hear us? 114 00:04:56,502 --> 00:04:58,502 Oh, yes. He's just being rude. 115 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:01,108 Father, say hello to Charlotte's kidnapper. 116 00:05:01,169 --> 00:05:03,248 No, no... I-I-I didn't kidnap her. 117 00:05:03,327 --> 00:05:04,834 I'm just sort of a go-between. 118 00:05:04,879 --> 00:05:07,280 A fine distinction, legally speaking. 119 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:09,170 I know, but look, I'm just trying to make sure 120 00:05:09,194 --> 00:05:10,194 she gets home safely. 121 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,654 In exchange for one million dollars. 122 00:05:12,731 --> 00:05:15,162 According to the person, or persons, 123 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:16,834 who asked me to deliver the message. 124 00:05:16,889 --> 00:05:18,889 Whom I'm sure she's boring senseless 125 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,397 with her constant raving about incest. 126 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,289 - Uh, I wouldn't know about that. - Oh, it's when, uh... 127 00:05:24,376 --> 00:05:27,483 - I know what it is. - Did you know it's forbidden? 128 00:05:27,547 --> 00:05:28,990 Everybody knows it's forbidden. 129 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,178 - Oh, you'd be surpri... - Yes, Pelham? 130 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:33,256 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 131 00:05:33,389 --> 00:05:36,490 Ohh. Mm-hmm! 132 00:05:36,621 --> 00:05:39,194 Yes, I think a finger should suffice. 133 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:40,748 Oh, is he taking drink orders? 134 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:43,530 'Cause I could go for a couple of fingers of old buncombe. 135 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:47,459 - Like, a whole handful. - At 7:00 A.M., you care for bourbon. 136 00:05:47,632 --> 00:05:49,292 - Deeply. - Very well. 137 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:53,342 Finish your call, Pelham, and then Mr. Archer needs a drink. 138 00:05:53,492 --> 00:05:54,889 I hate to say "need." 139 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,392 - Well... - Yeah. 140 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:59,719 Pelham has had the most interesting telephone call. 141 00:05:59,795 --> 00:06:02,365 Tell me, Mr. Archer, does, or do, 142 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:06,683 your person, or persons, possess an accent vaguely Germanic? 143 00:06:06,787 --> 00:06:09,911 That's pretty confusing, but no. 144 00:06:09,988 --> 00:06:12,872 Most confusing, yes, because such a person 145 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:14,591 is on the telephone just now, 146 00:06:14,693 --> 00:06:16,411 claiming that he is the kidnapper. 147 00:06:16,504 --> 00:06:19,900 "He"? I mean, what? Th-that's impossible. 148 00:06:19,978 --> 00:06:22,017 Yes, even Charlotte isn't stupid enough 149 00:06:22,078 --> 00:06:25,103 to get herself kidnapped by two different kidnappers at once. 150 00:06:25,191 --> 00:06:28,392 Well... which means one of you is lying. 151 00:06:28,528 --> 00:06:31,128 So I'm afraid I shall have to ask for proof 152 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:32,627 you actually have Charlotte. 153 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,464 What kind of... wait. Oh, no. 154 00:06:35,537 --> 00:06:38,847 Yes. I'm afraid I require... a finger. 155 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,509 I-I could bring you her. 156 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:42,870 Just drive by the house. She can wave to you. 157 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:46,699 Mmmmmmmmmmm, no. 158 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:48,168 I... that's... 159 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:51,301 then how about a photo of her holding today's newspaper? 160 00:06:51,396 --> 00:06:55,285 - Mmmm, well, now, that could work. - Yeah, it's... 161 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,448 just make sure that she's holding the newspaper 162 00:06:57,481 --> 00:06:58,692 with nine fingers. 163 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,387 Aw, goddamn it. 164 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,004 Well, actually seven. What? 165 00:07:02,086 --> 00:07:04,129 You know, not counting her thumbs. 166 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:07,004 And then, obviously, bring me her severed finger 167 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,355 and the photograph so that I may compare the two. 168 00:07:09,949 --> 00:07:12,254 Yeah. Um, obviously. 169 00:07:12,377 --> 00:07:13,551 Father, say good-bye to 170 00:07:13,624 --> 00:07:15,621 Charlotte's ostensible kidnapper! 171 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:18,801 So I guess that's a no on the bourbon? 172 00:07:18,934 --> 00:07:21,161 Yes. Good-bye. 173 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,114 Where the hell am I supposed to find a finger? 174 00:07:25,418 --> 00:07:27,520 Hello? Hello? 175 00:07:27,832 --> 00:07:30,582 Hey, listen to me. Whoever you are, 176 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:34,967 and whatever this whole thing is, I don't want it. 177 00:07:35,073 --> 00:07:36,614 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that. 178 00:07:36,661 --> 00:07:39,207 - Well, too bad, because... - because you're getting it, 179 00:07:39,578 --> 00:07:42,970 whether you want it or not. 180 00:07:45,872 --> 00:07:47,869 So, let's get to it, shall we? 181 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:49,759 No. Look... look, listen. 182 00:07:49,825 --> 00:07:51,283 I didn't know, okay? 183 00:07:51,328 --> 00:07:52,728 I thought this was gonna be, like, 184 00:07:52,791 --> 00:07:55,728 some pull-on fake feet, man, not... not... 185 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:58,144 Oh, sweet Jesus Lord God Christ, 186 00:07:58,255 --> 00:08:00,981 not some freaky metal robot legs! 187 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,949 That'll do, Schnuckiputzi. 188 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:06,744 And also, it's not just the legs. 189 00:08:06,858 --> 00:08:08,458 No, you crazy kraut bastard, 190 00:08:08,499 --> 00:08:10,393 I don't want any part of those parts! 191 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:13,682 - But your employer, Mr. Trexler, does. - It's not his body! 192 00:08:13,771 --> 00:08:15,666 Look, I'm just following orders. 193 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,158 What? That's what the Nazis said! 194 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:20,775 Okay, yeah, tell me about Nazis. 195 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:27,002 What is taking so long? 196 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:57,769 I said, that will do! 197 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:03,990 Mmm. 198 00:09:05,477 --> 00:09:07,605 Mmm. What a load of shit. 199 00:09:07,691 --> 00:09:09,417 I should be looking for my partner's killer, 200 00:09:09,493 --> 00:09:12,199 but instead I'm looking for a damn finger. 201 00:10:04,714 --> 00:10:05,847 Well, 202 00:10:06,598 --> 00:10:09,667 - I hate to say I told you so. - Do you? 203 00:10:09,887 --> 00:10:12,339 No. It's one of the few great pleasures in life. 204 00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:15,511 - Hang on. Do you live in here? - No, you ass! 205 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,518 I live in the ten-room Penthouse Apartment upstairs. 206 00:10:18,598 --> 00:10:20,095 Oh. You don't happen to have 207 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,003 a bunch of surplus fingers up there, do ya? 208 00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:23,792 - What do you think? - Honestly? 209 00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:25,918 Hardy-har-har. 210 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:28,229 If you need a finger, just take one. 211 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:30,378 But... no, I'm not cutting off her... 212 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:34,413 Man, that septum is deviated, huh? 213 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:36,011 That's not her. 214 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:38,807 - Poovey? - Mm-hmm. 215 00:10:38,859 --> 00:10:41,007 Tried to break into the club first thing this morning. 216 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:44,589 I assume looking for drooling beauty over there. 217 00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:47,589 Yeah, you really threw a monkey wrench into figgis' plan. 218 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,886 - His plan? - Yeah, to ransom her off. 219 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,213 - Why? - Wh... to pay back Trexler. 220 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:53,604 - For what? - What are you... 221 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:55,800 for the sex slaves trexler was gonna... 222 00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:57,534 Oh, I get it! 223 00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:59,862 - Do you? - You're saying this is all my fault. 224 00:10:59,907 --> 00:11:02,876 - Isn't it? - I... look, this whole fiasco started 225 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,815 because I came to you for help! 226 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,972 - Exactly. - Whose fault is that? 227 00:11:07,026 --> 00:11:08,856 Son of a... that is so... 228 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:11,214 so now I gotta go find a goddamn finger? 229 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:14,831 And if I were you, I'd take one of her rings to put on it. 230 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:16,784 They say the devil's in the details. 231 00:11:16,874 --> 00:11:18,474 - And silk pajamas. - What? 232 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:20,237 Get up, you lummox! Huh? 233 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:22,975 Wuzza... what the... Archer? 234 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:24,761 Get up, dummy. We gotta go. 235 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:27,604 You better pray to God it wasn't you who hit me, 236 00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:29,440 because whoever it was... 237 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,898 Hits like a weak little bitch of a girl, 238 00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:36,159 who was born with some kind of little bitch of a birth defect, 239 00:11:36,273 --> 00:11:37,878 so that instead of a fist, 240 00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:41,222 she just has this tiny little bitch of a... 241 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,268 Nubbin. 242 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:47,771 And I guess I'll drive, since you clearly have a concussion. 243 00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:50,005 Yeah, not feeling great. 244 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:56,386 Ahh. 245 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:57,995 You know you're killing me, right? 246 00:11:58,097 --> 00:11:59,495 Sorry, are you talking to me, 247 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,800 or just meat-stuffed intestines in general? 248 00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,979 Figgis is counting on that ransom money. 249 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:06,307 - I can't double-cross him again. - Why not? 250 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,515 Because if he finds out, 251 00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:10,117 somebody's gonna find me in a hole in the desert. 252 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,784 - No, they're not. - Exactly! 253 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:14,559 Look, it's your own fault for doing right 254 00:12:14,678 --> 00:12:16,081 by all those Chinese broads. 255 00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:19,073 - Pfft! Talk about no good deed. - It was a good deed. 256 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,714 And now I need you to help me do another good deed. 257 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,667 Defraud an old man out of a million dollars 258 00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:25,387 using a severed human finger. 259 00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:27,112 And reunite a family. 260 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,917 Of daughter and sister-bangers. 261 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:31,119 Alleged daughter and sister-bangers. 262 00:12:33,496 --> 00:12:36,530 Well, let's go to the morgue. 263 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,490 That's the spirit. 264 00:12:41,473 --> 00:12:42,715 Excuse me? 265 00:12:42,777 --> 00:12:45,316 I said, I'm looking for a corpse. 266 00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:48,457 White, female, mid-30s, fresh, 267 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,332 within, say, the last 12 hours. 268 00:12:50,414 --> 00:12:52,394 Jesus Christ, every full moon. 269 00:12:52,512 --> 00:12:54,612 Beat it, ya sicko, before I call the cops. 270 00:12:54,685 --> 00:12:58,015 I am the cops, asshole! I'm working a missing persons! 271 00:12:58,121 --> 00:12:59,863 Well, maybe lead with that, huh? 272 00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:01,874 Just buzz me in, ya hump. 273 00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:07,277 Jesus Christ. 274 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,840 - What is it, national hot dog day? - No. 275 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,801 - There isn't one. - Yet! 276 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:15,269 - Can you... - Oh, right. LAPD. We're looking for a... 277 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,105 missing persons, yeah. White female, 30s, 278 00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:18,457 brand-newly deceased. 279 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,199 Your jerk-off partner's already back there. 280 00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:21,223 Our what? 281 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:24,058 Eyeglasses, dark hair, gray at the temples, 282 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,684 mouth like somebody used a tomato capper 283 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,538 to scoop out a pig's asshole and glued it under his nose? 284 00:13:28,619 --> 00:13:30,517 Aw, shit! 285 00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:34,653 Are you nuts? 286 00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:37,395 - Do you wanna get caught? - We're not gonna get caught. 287 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:40,371 Now shut up, put these on, and follow my lead. 288 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:43,167 Aw, jeez. He's really doing it. 289 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:45,441 Sorry, lady. 290 00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:48,080 But if you think about it, which I guess you can't, 291 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:51,850 this whole thing is Archer's fault, so... 292 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,452 : Will you get in position?! 293 00:13:54,496 --> 00:13:56,744 Okay! Jesus! 294 00:13:56,894 --> 00:13:58,816 Okay. Jesus. 295 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:01,137 On one, two... 296 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,012 Ohhhh... 297 00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:06,966 Great Scott! Wha... 298 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,965 don't you move, you sick bugger! 299 00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:11,551 No... no, no... this... this isn't... I-I can explain. 300 00:14:11,613 --> 00:14:14,074 You're damn right you will... to the bobbies! 301 00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:16,066 By which I mean the police! 302 00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:18,269 I am the police. 303 00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:19,624 Well? 304 00:14:19,707 --> 00:14:21,230 Well, whaaa... 305 00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:24,013 Holy shit! I can't believe I did that! 306 00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:26,426 I can't believe it took you so damn long. 307 00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:28,238 - What, are you hourly? - Pfft! 308 00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:29,863 No. Wh... 309 00:14:30,129 --> 00:14:31,512 where the hell did you get that? 310 00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:33,324 It was just sitting there. 311 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,832 That could've been inside somebody. 312 00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:42,183 Well, it is now. 313 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,449 Anything. Whatever. A little box. 314 00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:49,471 Aren't we supposed to put it in milk? 315 00:14:49,614 --> 00:14:51,620 But... that's for a tooth, dummy, 316 00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:54,183 if you're gonna put it back in somebody. 317 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:56,394 Yeah, that makes more sense. 318 00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:58,112 Now, what are we gonna do about him? 319 00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,949 I actually have some thoughts on that. 320 00:15:01,732 --> 00:15:03,270 He'll freeze to death in there! 321 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,917 No, he won't. I'll call them in, like, half an hour. 322 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:07,958 - Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait. - What? 323 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,206 Strip him. 324 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:16,027 Really wish we hadn't have done that. 325 00:15:16,171 --> 00:15:18,221 I can never unsee him naked. 326 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:20,580 I mean, the size of that thing. 327 00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,049 Hollow that big bastard out, 328 00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:23,791 you could use it for an umbrella stand. 329 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,150 Ugh! 330 00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,721 - Goddamn it! - What? 331 00:15:29,952 --> 00:15:32,072 Oh, I suppose I'm just surprised. 332 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,978 Why? You said you wanted her finger, 333 00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:36,158 so, you know, here's her finger. 334 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,916 It's really in there? See for yourself. 335 00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:42,408 Mmmmmmmmmm, no. 336 00:15:42,486 --> 00:15:43,517 I'm sorry? 337 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,932 - I trust you. Unless... - What? 338 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,689 Father, do you wanna see 339 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,580 Charlotte's ostensible severed finger? 340 00:15:50,739 --> 00:15:51,885 No. We're good. 341 00:15:51,974 --> 00:15:53,775 Are you... this could be anything! 342 00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:55,486 It could be a piece of a hot dog! 343 00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:57,143 - Eww! - Don't you start! 344 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,502 You say it's her finger, I take you at your word. 345 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,550 And I assume you'll be in touch shortly 346 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,971 with complicated instructions 347 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,994 for the exchange of the ransom money for my horrible sister? 348 00:16:06,244 --> 00:16:07,588 I mean... 349 00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:08,728 Mother: Good. 350 00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:11,736 - Then it's all settled. - Yeah. Uh, I guess. 351 00:16:11,817 --> 00:16:15,424 I'll expect the ransom within 24 hours, so you'll see to that. 352 00:16:15,535 --> 00:16:17,098 But... and then you're gonna help me find 353 00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:18,518 my partner's killer, right? 354 00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:20,885 All in good time, Mr. Archer. 355 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,525 Right. 356 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,572 Is it just me... 357 00:16:26,909 --> 00:16:28,839 Or does it smell like finger? 358 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:33,135 Almost there. 359 00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:35,947 So close. 360 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:03,011 Oh! 361 00:20:03,598 --> 00:20:04,618 Tu-tu. 362 00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:09,792 Yeah, you're just a widdle whore 363 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,688 for the cuddles, huh? 364 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,594 Okay, I gotta get some sleep. 365 00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:16,173 You be a good girl. Who's a good girl? 366 00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:19,205 Yeah, you're a good girl. 367 00:20:46,405 --> 00:20:48,831 ♪♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 367 00:20:49,305 --> 00:21:49,253 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP