1 00:00:01,364 --> 00:00:04,231 - I've got six bulldozers waiting to get underway. - Bulldozing? 2 00:00:04,334 --> 00:00:08,327 - What about the trees? - We're just gonna cover them up with blankets. 3 00:00:08,438 --> 00:00:11,635 - I'm ripping them out. - Anything for a buck, right? 4 00:00:11,741 --> 00:00:14,073 You are so materialistic. 5 00:00:14,177 --> 00:00:17,840 - Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes. - It's not sudden, Michael. 6 00:00:17,947 --> 00:00:21,678 I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? 7 00:00:21,784 --> 00:00:23,581 I'll never forget your wedding. 8 00:00:23,686 --> 00:00:25,677 I care deeply for nature. 9 00:00:25,788 --> 00:00:29,690 - You're wearing ostrich skin boots. - I don't care about ostriches. 10 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:31,885 You're looking at a desperate man, Michael. 11 00:00:31,995 --> 00:00:34,623 - Do you need money? - What I need is freedom. 12 00:00:34,731 --> 00:00:39,100 Marta is being interviewed today on TV... 13 00:00:39,202 --> 00:00:42,638 about her show, El Amor Prohibido. 14 00:00:42,739 --> 00:00:45,640 It's bad enough that I gotta go to the awards show tomorrow night. 15 00:00:45,742 --> 00:00:48,905 Today I gotta stand next to her like I'm Rita Wilson. 16 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:52,573 [Narrator] Gob's girlfriend Marta had been nominated for a daytime Desi... 17 00:00:52,682 --> 00:00:56,413 the award given for excellence in Spanish daytime television. 18 00:00:56,519 --> 00:00:58,919 You found a woman who believes in you. 19 00:00:59,022 --> 00:01:01,786 You should make a commitment to her, 'cause life is short. 20 00:01:01,891 --> 00:01:04,291 I would give anything to be able to have that again. 21 00:01:04,394 --> 00:01:07,261 You know? A family? Nothing else matters. 22 00:01:07,363 --> 00:01:09,058 - [Lucille] Michael.! - That's Mom. Hide. 23 00:01:09,165 --> 00:01:11,065 { Whispering] You brought up money earlier. 24 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,465 I actually would like to borrow some. 25 00:01:13,569 --> 00:01:15,093 - No. - [Lucille] Michael? 26 00:01:15,204 --> 00:01:17,729 - He's in here, Mom! - Come on. 27 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,741 No way. That's mine. Give it to me! 28 00:01:20,843 --> 00:01:24,108 - Gob, wait! I need those tickets! - { Sighs] 29 00:01:24,213 --> 00:01:27,114 He promised me tickets to his girlfriend's awards show. 30 00:01:27,216 --> 00:01:28,808 You're going to that thing? 31 00:01:28,918 --> 00:01:31,216 Well, my dear friend Lucille Austero... 32 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,584 is part owner of a television station... 33 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:37,091 and I want to show up and hold my head high. 34 00:01:37,193 --> 00:01:40,128 I may not have her money anymore, but at least I have a live husband. 35 00:01:40,229 --> 00:01:43,130 Ah, she's lucky to have you as a friend. 36 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,929 - Buster. - Hey, brother. 37 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:48,936 Uh, Mom said you could tie this for me. 38 00:01:49,038 --> 00:01:53,304 Make it long so Buster doesn't seem so... round. 39 00:01:53,409 --> 00:01:55,309 - Come here, pal. - Thank you. 40 00:01:55,411 --> 00:01:59,108 - Do you guys got a big date? - Well, we're not dating. { Chuckles] 41 00:01:59,215 --> 00:02:01,046 Nonetheless... Come here... 42 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,050 shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings... 43 00:02:03,152 --> 00:02:06,144 with women that aren't so much... his mother? 44 00:02:06,255 --> 00:02:09,452 He's a beautiful boy. They don't appreciate him. 45 00:02:09,559 --> 00:02:12,790 It's his glasses. They make him look like a lizard. 46 00:02:14,263 --> 00:02:17,130 - Plus, he's self-conscious. - Gee, I wonder why. 47 00:02:17,233 --> 00:02:19,497 When's the last time you went on a date? 48 00:02:19,602 --> 00:02:24,005 I just haven't met anybody who's not self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with. 49 00:02:24,107 --> 00:02:26,507 If that's a veiled criticism about me... 50 00:02:26,609 --> 00:02:29,169 I won't hear it and I won't respond to it. 51 00:02:29,278 --> 00:02:31,246 Hmm. Maybe I'm wrong. 52 00:02:31,347 --> 00:02:34,976 [Narrator] Later that day Michael finalized the sale of the corporatejet... 53 00:02:35,084 --> 00:02:38,679 and was also able to solve the family's transportation problem. 54 00:02:38,788 --> 00:02:40,312 Hmm? 55 00:02:40,423 --> 00:02:42,983 I am not riding in that thing. 56 00:02:43,092 --> 00:02:45,822 Well, we sold the jet, and they didn't want this. What am I gonna do? 57 00:02:45,928 --> 00:02:48,192 Besides, Lindsay, it's not like you're materialistic. 58 00:02:48,297 --> 00:02:50,993 [Michael] Well, then, it's all yours. 59 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,295 Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. 60 00:02:53,402 --> 00:02:56,064 You're gonna get some hop-ons. 61 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:58,072 [Narrator] And Michael was finally prepared... 62 00:02:58,174 --> 00:03:01,075 to begin the next phase of the family business. 63 00:03:01,177 --> 00:03:03,873 [TV: News Anchorman] We go to Trisha Thoon for more. 64 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:07,780 An activist known as Johnny Bark has taken residence in this beloved tree... 65 00:03:07,884 --> 00:03:09,784 and refuses to come down. 66 00:03:09,886 --> 00:03:11,786 What is he protesting? 67 00:03:11,888 --> 00:03:14,618 The expansion of high-cost, low-quality mini-mansions... 68 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:16,624 like this one here. 69 00:03:16,726 --> 00:03:18,523 { Knocks On Window, Glass Shatters] 70 00:03:18,628 --> 00:03:20,892 You gotta be kidding me. 71 00:03:26,803 --> 00:03:26,903 [Narrator] Michael met with his sister about the activist in the tree. 72 00:03:26,903 --> 00:03:29,872 [Narrator] Michael met with his sister about the activist in the tree. 73 00:03:29,972 --> 00:03:31,872 You want me to get him out? 74 00:03:31,974 --> 00:03:34,101 Oh, come on, It's one tree. 75 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:37,111 After we get that lot cleared, we're gonna have enough money... 76 00:03:37,213 --> 00:03:40,341 for you to neuter thousands of animals. 77 00:03:40,449 --> 00:03:42,940 You can make dogs and cats a complete thing of the past. No more dogs and cats. 78 00:03:43,052 --> 00:03:45,418 And we will have enough money... 79 00:03:45,521 --> 00:03:48,752 for me to replace the stair car with a normal car. 80 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:51,383 I'll do it for the cats. 81 00:03:51,494 --> 00:03:53,894 [Narrating] Meanwhile, Marta's interview was underway... 82 00:03:53,996 --> 00:03:57,397 and Gob was getting uncomfortable playing the supportive role. 83 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,936 I just told him that we are this family now... 84 00:04:01,037 --> 00:04:04,006 and that career's one thing, but family is forever. 85 00:04:05,675 --> 00:04:08,143 I, too, have an announcement to make. 86 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:13,380 To prove that no prison can hold me... 87 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:17,009 I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary that holds my own father... 88 00:04:17,119 --> 00:04:20,020 only to escape 24 hours later. 89 00:04:20,122 --> 00:04:22,420 No shackles can hold these hands. 90 00:04:23,993 --> 00:04:25,893 Say that to them in Spanish. 91 00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:28,930 [Narrator] The next day, Michael got a call to meet Gob at the prison. 92 00:04:29,031 --> 00:04:32,592 You're going into prison? I thought there was something wrong with Dad. 93 00:04:32,702 --> 00:04:35,933 What? No, Dad's fine. Just saw him in there throwing the ball around with a couple guys. 94 00:04:36,038 --> 00:04:38,905 Which, of course, he never did with me. 95 00:04:39,008 --> 00:04:42,273 - How did you get them to agree to this? - Oh, the warden's a fan. 96 00:04:42,378 --> 00:04:44,278 You really think you can break out of my prison? 97 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:47,076 You won't even know I was here. 98 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,777 [Narrator] The warden was intrigued... less about the stunt... 99 00:04:49,886 --> 00:04:53,652 and more about the prison beatings this brash magician was sure to receive. 100 00:04:53,756 --> 00:04:56,156 - Well, any press is good press, huh? - [Gob Chuckling] 101 00:04:56,259 --> 00:04:58,159 Right. 102 00:04:58,261 --> 00:05:02,095 [Narrator] So Gob went about swallowing the key to prepare for his escape. 103 00:05:23,986 --> 00:05:25,715 { Laughing] 104 00:05:25,821 --> 00:05:29,848 Then I pass the key, bust out of prison and into magic history. 105 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:33,725 Of course, that is gonna conflict with my going to the Desis with Marta. 106 00:05:33,829 --> 00:05:35,990 Well, life's a compromise. 107 00:05:36,098 --> 00:05:39,329 I probably would have taken her to the nice event, but prison'll be fun too. 108 00:05:39,435 --> 00:05:40,469 - Thank you. I knew you'd come through. - How'd I come through? 109 00:05:40,469 --> 00:05:42,403 - Thank you. I knew you'd come through. - How'd I come through? 110 00:05:42,505 --> 00:05:44,996 Gob, how'd I come through? 111 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:51,376 You might wanna find something a little stronger, Warden. 112 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,641 - { Electric Zap] - { Groans] What is your problem? 113 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:59,016 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay set about fulfilling her promise to Michael. 114 00:06:03,693 --> 00:06:05,820 Get out of our { Beeps] tree. 115 00:06:05,928 --> 00:06:09,056 [Narrator] At this moment, Maeby found another opportunity to rebel. 116 00:06:09,165 --> 00:06:12,066 - We have to save this tree. - We have to! 117 00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:16,070 [Narrator] And George Sr. was about to be surprised by his son. 118 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:18,572 Keep your arm up. That's how you get accuracy. 119 00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:21,074 Thought you said throwing the ball against the garage door by yourself... 120 00:06:21,177 --> 00:06:22,769 was how you got accuracy. 121 00:06:22,878 --> 00:06:25,005 - Gob, what are you doing here? - Life, Dad. 122 00:06:25,114 --> 00:06:27,674 I killed a guy. 123 00:06:27,783 --> 00:06:31,048 Nah, it's just a publicity stunt. I'm gonna bust out tomorrow. 124 00:06:31,153 --> 00:06:33,883 - Impressive, no? - You idiot. You're gonna get yourself killed. 125 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:37,653 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize there weren't any magic fans here. 126 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,558 Hey, White Power Bill, he's all right. 127 00:06:40,663 --> 00:06:44,326 White Power Bill can't hear you... with such dirty ears. 128 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:47,800 Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears. Hey, guys! 129 00:06:47,903 --> 00:06:50,929 Dirty Ears Bill! Dirty Ears Bill! 130 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,907 [Narrator] And Michael was about to get a surprise visit ofhis own. 131 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:56,740 - [Doorbell Rings] - { Glass Shatters] 132 00:06:59,415 --> 00:07:01,315 Michael? 133 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:04,409 Yes? Hi. I'm Michael. 134 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,488 I'm Marta. 135 00:07:07,857 --> 00:07:09,757 You're Marta? 136 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:12,293 Thank you so much for taking me to the awards. 137 00:07:12,395 --> 00:07:14,795 Gob said he really appreciated you coming through for him. 138 00:07:14,897 --> 00:07:16,626 Oh. Sure. Yeah. 139 00:07:16,732 --> 00:07:18,723 This is how I came through, huh? 140 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,734 Listen, Marta... 141 00:07:20,836 --> 00:07:23,737 I hope you don't mind driving. I took a cab here. 142 00:07:23,839 --> 00:07:26,933 - I just couldn't find my keys. - Well, my brother may have eaten them. 143 00:07:27,043 --> 00:07:28,567 - { Chuckles] - Look... 144 00:07:31,614 --> 00:07:36,074 Um... I haven't hired a limo or anything. 145 00:07:36,185 --> 00:07:39,848 - I don't mind. - I think you might. 146 00:07:39,955 --> 00:07:42,355 ?? [Man Singing Rock] 147 00:07:49,065 --> 00:07:52,796 Look, I'm an activist too. I appreciate what you're doing for the environment. 148 00:07:52,902 --> 00:07:55,700 But we're not the only ones who destroy trees. 149 00:07:55,805 --> 00:07:57,204 What about beavers? 150 00:07:57,306 --> 00:08:00,298 You call yourself an environmentalist? Go club some beavers. 151 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:03,970 You don't really get nature, do ya? 152 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,049 It will be torn down, with or without you. 153 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:10,609 Where are the stairs? 154 00:08:10,719 --> 00:08:13,119 [Narrator] Meanwhile, the Desis were underway. 155 00:08:13,222 --> 00:08:16,055 { Speaking Spanish] 156 00:08:16,158 --> 00:08:18,388 Guillermo Ortiz como El Ratón... 157 00:08:18,494 --> 00:08:20,724 Pablo Dominguez como Pepito... 158 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,390 Felicio Colón como Miguelito... 159 00:08:23,499 --> 00:08:26,900 And Lucille was mingling with the elite of the Latino Television Academy. 160 00:08:27,002 --> 00:08:28,993 Can I get a vodka tonic, please? 161 00:08:29,105 --> 00:08:32,802 I'd like a vodka tonic. Vodka tonic, please? 162 00:08:32,908 --> 00:08:35,536 A sea of waiters, and no one will take a drink order. 163 00:08:35,644 --> 00:08:37,544 Buster was also mingling... 164 00:08:37,646 --> 00:08:40,547 but, at Lucille's insistence, wasn't wearing his glasses. 165 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:42,617 ♪ Cómo estoy♪ 166 00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:47,518 Exciting night. 167 00:08:47,623 --> 00:08:49,591 { Chuckles] 168 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:53,651 And Lucille Bluth crossed paths with Lucille Austero. 169 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:57,423 Lucille? 170 00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:59,262 Lucille! 171 00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:01,268 - Well, aren't you something? - Oh! 172 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:03,770 Showing up here without your husband. 173 00:09:03,873 --> 00:09:06,433 Shame be damned. Caution to the wind. 174 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:09,943 That's so sweet, darling. I'm here to support you. 175 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,946 You're the one who's all alone and likely to stay that way. 176 00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:15,608 My husband's just a phone call away. 177 00:09:15,718 --> 00:09:18,619 That's one call per day, isn't it? 178 00:09:18,721 --> 00:09:21,918 Gee, I should think he'd wanna save that for his lawyer. 179 00:09:22,024 --> 00:09:24,788 At least he's in prison, not an urn. 180 00:09:27,997 --> 00:09:30,295 You are so deliciously witty. 181 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:32,094 Aren't we having fun? 182 00:09:32,201 --> 00:09:36,365 [Narrator] The other Lucille also suffers from severe vertigo. 183 00:09:39,074 --> 00:09:41,440 ?? [Man Singing] 184 00:09:48,117 --> 00:09:49,778 [Applause] 185 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:54,651 [Narrator] Lucille Austero, meanwhile... 186 00:09:54,757 --> 00:09:57,658 perhaps because she'd never seen him without his glasses... 187 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,660 first took notice of Buster. 188 00:09:59,762 --> 00:10:01,889 ?? [Latin Pop] 189 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,367 { Giggles] 190 00:10:06,936 --> 00:10:10,064 Buster, however, failed to notice her... 191 00:10:12,274 --> 00:10:14,174 and she sent him a proposition. 192 00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:17,336 Excuse me, sir. This is for you. 193 00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:21,308 { Grunts] 194 00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:25,144 Huh? 195 00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:27,154 [Narrator] Finally, Marta's category was announced. 196 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:29,247 - ? : Yel Desi va a... - ?? [Drumroll] 197 00:10:30,392 --> 00:10:32,917 Sandra Elena Higuera! 198 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:36,259 ?? [Fanfare] 199 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:38,833 ?? [Orchestra Continues] 200 00:10:43,405 --> 00:10:46,067 Marta? Hey. 201 00:10:46,175 --> 00:10:49,144 I'm sorry. You really deserved to win in there. 202 00:10:51,447 --> 00:10:54,211 Did you win? l-I don't speak Spanish. 203 00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:56,045 It's not about the award. 204 00:10:56,151 --> 00:10:59,518 It's crazy, but I thought it would make Gob proud. 205 00:10:59,622 --> 00:11:01,487 I'm sure, in his own way, that he's... 206 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:06,289 I just think he doesn't understand family. You know, commitment. 207 00:11:06,395 --> 00:11:09,853 But those are the only things that matter in life. 208 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,729 [Narrator] At that moment Michael realized that this was... 209 00:11:12,835 --> 00:11:15,201 the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. 210 00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:19,536 For the first time since he lost his wife, he wanted someone. 211 00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:21,542 ?? [Man Singing Rock] 212 00:11:21,644 --> 00:11:23,874 { Laughs] 213 00:11:25,447 --> 00:11:28,507 [Narrator] At the same moment, Gob was ready to retrieve the key... 214 00:11:28,617 --> 00:11:29,982 to execute his escape. 215 00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:32,645 Is there a private bathroom nearby? 216 00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,655 { Clang] 217 00:11:34,757 --> 00:11:37,521 - You're looking at it. - No, I can't use that. 218 00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:40,663 No, no, I need privacy. Yeah, I've always been that way. 219 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:41,721 No, no, I need privacy. Yeah, I've always been that way. 220 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,525 I can't go without privacy. 221 00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:45,827 I c... I can't pass this key without privacy! 222 00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:48,494 Well, I could ask the guys to leave, but, uh... 223 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,504 they've been locking the doors lately. 224 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:52,437 l... 225 00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:56,270 I've made a huge mistake. 226 00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:03,045 [Narrator] Michael was having a wonderful time with Marta and didn't want the evening to end... 227 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,284 while Lindsay was bonding with the man in the tree. 228 00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:10,119 You have no idea what it's like to save a living thing. 229 00:12:10,225 --> 00:12:12,455 Well, for your information, I do. 230 00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:16,463 My husband, Tobias, and I used to do this kind of thing all the time. 231 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:19,466 I guess that's why I was so attracted to him. 232 00:12:19,568 --> 00:12:22,469 He was a serious and committed advocate for change. 233 00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:23,663 Where is he now? 234 00:12:23,772 --> 00:12:27,071 At a weekend stage fighting workshop with Carl Weathers. 235 00:12:28,911 --> 00:12:31,311 But he used to believe in things. 236 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,973 - We both used to. - [Door Opens] 237 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:38,645 Sorry, Lindsay. I didn't realize you were up there. 238 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:42,087 Oh, I'm up here, Mike, and I'm not coming down! 239 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:46,883 I'm gonna save this tree, no matter what it takes. 240 00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:51,091 - Okay. I'll see you when you realize what that bucket's for. - [Door Closes] 241 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,930 I can see why your mom likes it. It is a really nice tree... 242 00:12:54,036 --> 00:12:55,936 We've gotta get it torn down. 243 00:12:56,038 --> 00:12:59,337 That must die... stupid tree. 244 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,574 - Buster's out of control. - Another panic attack? 245 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:09,242 Me? No. She's just wigged out because I have a girlfriend. 246 00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:12,252 A waiter hands him a note; suddenly he's Steve McQueen. 247 00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:14,822 He doesn't even know what she looks like. 248 00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:17,357 I know she's a brownish area with points. 249 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,950 And I know I love her. 250 00:13:20,062 --> 00:13:22,121 I'm calling Dr. Miller. 251 00:13:26,468 --> 00:13:28,527 Okay, I don't know I love her... 252 00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:32,596 but I cannot tell you how liberating it is to be with someone who's not Mom... 253 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,539 who's nothing like her. 254 00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:37,544 Yeah, and you're just... you're just jumping right into this, huh? 255 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:39,807 Oh, yes. Yes. 256 00:13:39,915 --> 00:13:43,373 That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. 257 00:13:43,485 --> 00:13:46,613 You just grab that... that brownish area by its points... 258 00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:49,623 and you don't let go, no matter what your mom says. 259 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:52,023 Mmm! 260 00:13:54,496 --> 00:13:56,794 - Good talk. - [Phone Rings] 261 00:13:56,899 --> 00:14:00,300 - Hello. - Michael. Change of escape plan. 262 00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:02,700 I unplugged the ice cream sandwich machine... 263 00:14:02,805 --> 00:14:05,706 and the guards are all eating them before they get too melty... 264 00:14:05,808 --> 00:14:07,708 so I've got like a half an hour. 265 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:11,405 Meet me at the south prison wall and bring the stairs. 266 00:14:11,513 --> 00:14:16,712 [Narrator] Michael knew he had an obligation to his brother. 267 00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:18,719 { Whispering] Michael! 268 00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:20,721 Hey, Gob! 269 00:14:20,823 --> 00:14:22,723 Where the hell are the stairs? 270 00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:25,191 Oh! I thought you were kidding! 271 00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:30,197 Hey, speaking ofkidding, how serious are you about Marta? 272 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:33,666 I get the sense that there's not much of a future there. Am I reading that right? 273 00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:37,705 Let me ask you something. How would you feel if I came down on you hard? 274 00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:40,434 You're saying I'm not reading this right. 275 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:43,375 No, I'm saying I need to jump on you to break my fall. 276 00:14:43,479 --> 00:14:46,778 - Don't be an idiot. Don't jump on me. - I have to! Stop moving! 277 00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:48,873 - Come on! Stop moving! - Don't jump on me! 278 00:14:48,984 --> 00:14:50,884 [Narrator] The guards soon became concerned... 279 00:14:50,986 --> 00:14:54,888 about the paperwork that would be required of them if Gob actually didjump. 280 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,891 - Don't be such a moron.! - You're making this very, very difficult. 281 00:14:57,993 --> 00:14:59,893 - { Electric Zap] - Ohh! God! 282 00:14:59,995 --> 00:15:02,020 This is personal... 283 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:05,224 Gob. Gob! 284 00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:07,302 Good talk. 285 00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:12,969 I'm a complete failure. 286 00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:16,237 Where'd you get that kind of talk? 287 00:15:16,345 --> 00:15:19,974 From you. You always say that about me. 288 00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,778 Well, maybe you're not entirely to blame. 289 00:15:23,886 --> 00:15:26,411 I haven't always been the best kind of father either. 290 00:15:26,522 --> 00:15:30,390 You've done a pretty good job of being a father to everybody in here. 291 00:15:30,492 --> 00:15:32,790 What have they got that I don't? 292 00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:36,991 You've never even... thrown a ball around with me. 293 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:41,029 Great. Now you're an athlete. 294 00:15:41,136 --> 00:15:43,104 { Sighs] 295 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,499 { Snoring] 296 00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:50,510 [Narrator] Lindsay left the tree to sleep in her own bed... 297 00:15:50,612 --> 00:15:53,308 and Johnny Bark left the tree to awaken her. 298 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:55,508 - So, Lindsay, I was thinking... - Johnny Bark? 299 00:15:55,617 --> 00:15:57,517 - I wanna be with you, Lindsay. - What? 300 00:15:57,619 --> 00:16:00,179 - And I know you wanna be with me too. - No, I don't. 301 00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:04,282 But all the things you said about commitment and believing in things... 302 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:06,088 that's the way I feel! 303 00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:09,595 johnny, I'm sorry. l... I didn't mean to lead you on. 304 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,699 I think you're gross. 305 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:14,701 [Tree Falls] 306 00:16:14,803 --> 00:16:17,533 - Uh-oh. - My tree. 307 00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:22,175 That's why you never get out of the tree. 308 00:16:22,277 --> 00:16:25,269 [Narrator] And Gob was about to get a reason to stay in prison. 309 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,541 ?? [Rock] 310 00:16:27,649 --> 00:16:29,549 You all right? 311 00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:31,949 - Not great. - ?? [Continues, Man Singing] 312 00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:35,115 Maybe this'll help. 313 00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,123 [Narrator] And for the first time... 314 00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:42,162 Gob had the game of catch with his father he'd been waiting for his whole life. 315 00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:44,960 Okay, ready? Put your mitt up. 316 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,694 There you go. 317 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:51,131 White power! 318 00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:53,730 { Groaning] I'm... white. 319 00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:57,073 [Narrator] And Michael decided to share his feelings with Marta. 320 00:16:57,179 --> 00:16:59,079 - Michael. - Marta. 321 00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:02,981 - I'm not really quite sure how to say this, but, um... - [Phone Ringing] 322 00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:05,019 - I had a great time last night. - I did too. 323 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,020 - And, um... - [Phone Continues Ringing] 324 00:17:07,122 --> 00:17:10,057 we're so in synch on so many things... 325 00:17:10,158 --> 00:17:11,853 - and, uh, l-l... - [Phone Continues Ringing] 326 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:15,225 { Sighs] You guys don't have a machine, huh? 327 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,491 - Sorry. { Giggling] - Okay. 328 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,328 Hello. 329 00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:21,425 Oh, my God. 330 00:17:21,536 --> 00:17:23,504 Gob has been stabbed in the back. 331 00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:35,049 - Am I still in prison? - You're in the hospital. 332 00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:38,285 ♪ Ta-dah♪ 333 00:17:38,387 --> 00:17:40,753 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Buster was waiting in the hallway. 334 00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:42,949 Buster? 335 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:47,017 Oh, Miss Austero. Wh-What are you doing here? 336 00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:49,962 - A touch of the dizzies. - Oh. Oh. 337 00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:54,195 So, listen, Buster, have you given any, uh, thought to my offer? 338 00:17:54,302 --> 00:17:56,532 { Stammers] I'm sorry. What? 339 00:17:57,639 --> 00:18:00,369 Well, my phone hasn't made a peep. 340 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:07,079 Ha... Has your hair... 341 00:18:07,182 --> 00:18:09,707 always been that pointy, Miss Austero? 342 00:18:09,818 --> 00:18:11,547 - It's Lucille. - Right. Right. 343 00:18:11,653 --> 00:18:13,553 That's my mom's name. 344 00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:15,555 Yes! { Laughing] 345 00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:17,557 { Whimpering] Oh, God! 346 00:18:17,659 --> 00:18:19,957 Buster? Buster! Bu... 347 00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:22,121 He... Oh! { Groans] 348 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:25,563 I'm all right. I'm all right. { Groans] 349 00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:29,597 He's fine. I'll be in the hospital bar. 350 00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:33,004 Uh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. 351 00:18:33,108 --> 00:18:36,077 Well, this is why people hate hospitals. 352 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,310 [Lucille Cackling Loudly] 353 00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:50,823 You were right, Michael. Life is too short. 354 00:18:50,926 --> 00:18:52,894 Mine almost ended today. 355 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:57,524 So I think I'm gonna work things out with Marta. 356 00:18:57,632 --> 00:18:59,532 - You are, huh? - Yeah. 357 00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:02,194 Boy, that's, uh... 358 00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:04,272 that's great. 359 00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:10,941 - Hmm. You know what's funny? - Mmm. 360 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:14,948 I was gonna walk out of that prison last night and break up with her. 361 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:18,110 Good thing you didn't bring the stairs, huh? 362 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:21,951 Mmm. Very funny. Yeah. It's hysterical. 363 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,718 I'm lucky. 364 00:19:26,762 --> 00:19:29,959 - Can I come in now? - Yeah, sure. He's fine. 365 00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:34,798 Listen, I really appreciate you helping me out last night. 366 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:37,804 - ?? [Rock] - Well, you know, you gotta put family first. 367 00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:40,807 That's the stupid thing that I believe. 368 00:19:40,909 --> 00:19:44,003 You two keep talking out there, I'm gonna start getting jealous. 369 00:19:44,112 --> 00:19:46,376 ?? [Continues] 370 00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:50,016 I was really worried about you. 371 00:19:50,118 --> 00:19:52,018 You've got nothing to worry about. 372 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,021 We're gonna be together for a long time. 373 00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:57,557 [Marta] We're family now. 374 00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,752 I am so happy. { Giggling] 375 00:19:59,861 --> 00:20:01,829 I'm gonna call the kids. 376 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:04,922 ?? [Continues, Man Singing] 377 00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:13,934 I've made a huge mistake. 378 00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,943 ?? [Continues] 379 00:20:22,384 --> 00:20:24,215 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development... 380 00:20:24,319 --> 00:20:26,412 Gob learns how he survived his stabbing. 381 00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:29,752 Looks like the shiv would have done some real damage if it hadn't been for this. 382 00:20:29,858 --> 00:20:32,349 It was in your lower intestine. 383 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,360 So close. 384 00:20:34,462 --> 00:20:36,362 And Buster makes a bold move. 385 00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:38,432 { Knocking] 386 00:20:40,468 --> 00:20:42,868 - Buster. - Let's go for it.