1 00:00:03,026 --> 00:00:05,722 anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping. 2 00:00:05,829 --> 00:00:07,763 It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. 3 00:00:07,864 --> 00:00:10,924 Where did this money come from? Why did it end up in the international accounts file? 4 00:00:11,034 --> 00:00:14,333 [Narrator] George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping. 5 00:00:14,438 --> 00:00:17,464 This game is never gonna happen. Half of these guys are still in their cuffs. 6 00:00:17,574 --> 00:00:19,735 I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here. 7 00:00:19,843 --> 00:00:23,506 Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. 8 00:00:23,613 --> 00:00:26,514 Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco. 9 00:00:26,616 --> 00:00:29,414 I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming. 10 00:00:29,519 --> 00:00:31,248 - [Inmate] Bluth.! Right field.! - That is ridiculous. 11 00:00:31,355 --> 00:00:34,654 - You won't even talk to me! - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing! 12 00:00:36,093 --> 00:00:38,118 [Narrator] Michael returned to work... 13 00:00:38,228 --> 00:00:41,425 where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news. 14 00:00:41,531 --> 00:00:43,328 Your wife's on line one. 15 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:46,334 - [Narrator] Michael's wife had been dead for two years. - My what? 16 00:00:46,436 --> 00:00:49,337 - Kitty realized her mistake. - I said, your wife is on line one. 17 00:00:49,439 --> 00:00:51,600 But not immediately. 18 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,642 Oh! Oh, God. 19 00:00:53,744 --> 00:00:56,941 I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother. 20 00:00:57,047 --> 00:00:59,948 I'm so used to being George's assistant. 21 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:03,110 [Narrator] Kitty had been George Sr. 's fiercely loyal assistant for years. 22 00:01:08,058 --> 00:01:11,459 And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed. 23 00:01:11,561 --> 00:01:14,621 Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know... 24 00:01:14,731 --> 00:01:17,461 if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you? 25 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:20,832 That's actually not any of your business. 26 00:01:20,937 --> 00:01:24,031 My business. That's not any of my business. 27 00:01:25,976 --> 00:01:28,308 Hey, Mom. 28 00:01:28,412 --> 00:01:31,313 Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now? 29 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:34,145 { Michael] Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family. 30 00:01:34,251 --> 00:01:37,709 You're stuck by the pool, and Dad's getting picked last for softball. 31 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:41,313 Nonetheless, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges. 32 00:01:41,425 --> 00:01:43,689 No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf. 33 00:01:43,794 --> 00:01:47,195 No, but I use the clubhouse dining room... until I was turned away today. 34 00:01:47,297 --> 00:01:49,697 - It's embarrassing... Take it back! - { Woman Gasps] 35 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,964 If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear! 36 00:01:55,605 --> 00:01:58,005 You should see the looks I'm getting. 37 00:01:58,108 --> 00:02:01,509 If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president. 38 00:02:01,611 --> 00:02:05,012 I've got news for you, Mom... I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore. 39 00:02:05,115 --> 00:02:07,174 - { Gasps] - No, I've had it. 40 00:02:07,284 --> 00:02:10,549 I'm down there every single day trying to do what I can to get this company back on track... 41 00:02:10,654 --> 00:02:12,952 and he barely even acknowledges me. 42 00:02:13,056 --> 00:02:14,956 That is disgusting! 43 00:02:15,058 --> 00:02:19,017 Talk to your father. I will not stand for this! 44 00:02:19,129 --> 00:02:21,723 [Loud Banging] 45 00:02:21,832 --> 00:02:23,390 - { Groans] - Gob! 46 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:27,095 Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that? 47 00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:29,104 I'm just setting up an office. 48 00:02:29,206 --> 00:02:33,438 Gotta write a strongly worded letter to one Warden James Buck. 49 00:02:33,543 --> 00:02:36,444 [Narrator] In order to restore his career as an escape artist... 50 00:02:36,546 --> 00:02:39,640 Gob had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt. 51 00:02:39,749 --> 00:02:43,549 - You really think you can break out of my prison? - You won't even know I was here. 52 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:45,621 [Narrator] But after a shiv to his side... 53 00:02:45,722 --> 00:02:47,952 Gob was rushed to a local hospital... 54 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:51,994 - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his contract with the public. - ? Ta-dah? 55 00:02:52,095 --> 00:02:55,895 And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape. 56 00:02:55,999 --> 00:02:59,958 So I am going after this guy with everything I've got... 57 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:01,970 art. 58 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:04,597 Now we are writing a letter. 59 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:07,142 Gob? 60 00:03:07,244 --> 00:03:11,112 I wish I would've known you were coming. I am a mess. 61 00:03:11,214 --> 00:03:13,182 Don't know if a call from me would've changed that. 62 00:03:13,283 --> 00:03:15,615 { Snickers] Do you like my outfit? 63 00:03:15,719 --> 00:03:18,313 Not as much as I like what's underneath it. 64 00:03:18,421 --> 00:03:20,321 Gob! 65 00:03:20,423 --> 00:03:23,859 No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write. 66 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,860 Whoo! You're all business. 67 00:03:25,962 --> 00:03:28,430 just like your dad. 68 00:03:28,532 --> 00:03:31,399 { Mutters] My God, she's repulsive. 69 00:03:31,501 --> 00:03:35,130 [Narrator] Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob... 70 00:03:35,238 --> 00:03:37,138 could perhaps be of use to him. 71 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,105 How would you like a touch lamp? 72 00:03:39,209 --> 00:03:41,109 You're the one who needs therapy! 73 00:03:41,211 --> 00:03:44,476 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist. 74 00:03:44,581 --> 00:03:46,981 Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work. 75 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,483 I just don't know if therapy is the answer. 76 00:03:49,586 --> 00:03:52,612 Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one! 77 00:03:52,722 --> 00:03:54,622 You don't have a new one! 78 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:58,319 [Narrator] Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice... 79 00:03:58,428 --> 00:04:00,658 to pursue an acting career. 80 00:04:02,632 --> 00:04:05,601 - I have needs, you know. - And how I am not addressing your needs? 81 00:04:05,702 --> 00:04:09,798 - How can you even ask that? What is this? - Oh! Go right to that! 82 00:04:09,906 --> 00:04:12,966 Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great. 83 00:04:13,076 --> 00:04:17,809 Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream. 84 00:04:17,914 --> 00:04:21,873 - Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids. 85 00:04:22,919 --> 00:04:24,819 [Door Opens, Closes] 86 00:04:24,921 --> 00:04:27,151 - Now we have to follow them. - Yeah. 87 00:04:27,257 --> 00:04:29,987 What? 88 00:04:30,093 --> 00:04:33,256 Okay, so, why are we doing this? 89 00:04:33,363 --> 00:04:36,230 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive! 90 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:39,325 - Well, what if they see us? - How are they gonna see us? 91 00:04:39,436 --> 00:04:41,700 It says "Bluth Company" right on the side. 92 00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:45,172 Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye. 93 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:47,573 [Narrator] The airport stairway vehicle... 94 00:04:47,677 --> 00:04:50,840 was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth. 95 00:04:50,947 --> 00:04:54,610 Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness. 96 00:04:54,718 --> 00:04:57,016 You are scared. I knew it. 97 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,521 No, I'm not scared. It's just that... I have plans later. 98 00:05:00,624 --> 00:05:02,524 l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop. 99 00:05:02,626 --> 00:05:04,685 You visit Pop-Pop? 100 00:05:04,794 --> 00:05:07,854 [Narrator] In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison... 101 00:05:07,964 --> 00:05:10,990 since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's Oz... 102 00:05:11,101 --> 00:05:13,831 mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical. 103 00:05:13,937 --> 00:05:16,235 - [TV: Man] I'm an innocent man.! - [TV: Man] Eat it, bitch.! 104 00:05:16,339 --> 00:05:18,864 - Lots of times. - What's it like? 105 00:05:18,975 --> 00:05:22,274 You know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book. 106 00:05:22,379 --> 00:05:25,280 Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going. 107 00:05:25,382 --> 00:05:28,579 - I still wanna hear about prison, okay? - If you can handle it. 108 00:05:28,685 --> 00:05:30,585 [Door Closes] 109 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,086 [Narrator] Michael arrived home in a good mood. 110 00:05:33,189 --> 00:05:35,589 With Gob getting the information from Kitty... 111 00:05:35,692 --> 00:05:38,525 he would no longer have to visit prison and deal with his father. 112 00:05:38,628 --> 00:05:41,153 Hey, buddy.! Came home early. 113 00:05:41,264 --> 00:05:43,732 Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all. 114 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:46,666 I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison. 115 00:05:49,739 --> 00:05:53,573 [Narrator] Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant. 116 00:05:53,677 --> 00:05:57,841 Here's where we keep all of our... heavyweight paper. 117 00:05:57,947 --> 00:06:00,677 Bet you can show me where a lot of things are. 118 00:06:00,784 --> 00:06:06,120 What kind of things are you... looking for? 119 00:06:06,222 --> 00:06:08,952 What, uh... What are you hiding? 120 00:06:09,059 --> 00:06:11,584 Nothing you can't find. 121 00:06:11,695 --> 00:06:15,187 Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses. 122 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:19,267 Oh. 123 00:06:19,369 --> 00:06:22,668 Wait, wait. Let down your hair. 124 00:06:26,976 --> 00:06:31,037 No. Glasses on. Hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up. 125 00:06:31,147 --> 00:06:34,048 - Do you want me to turn all the lights off? - Yes, yes, please. 126 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:36,118 How's that? Is that better? 127 00:06:36,219 --> 00:06:38,779 There's still light coming in from under the door. 128 00:06:38,888 --> 00:06:41,118 [Narrator] And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time... 129 00:06:41,224 --> 00:06:42,623 addressing their marital problems. 130 00:06:42,726 --> 00:06:44,956 It's like we're face to face now... 131 00:06:45,061 --> 00:06:48,690 like we're really seeing this marriage and... 132 00:06:48,798 --> 00:06:51,096 I'm afraid it's a lie. 133 00:06:51,201 --> 00:06:55,103 [Slow, Deliberate Applause] 134 00:06:55,205 --> 00:06:59,642 Bravo. If I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own Alias type show. 135 00:06:59,743 --> 00:07:04,305 Stop it. I am so sick of hearing about acting, acting, acting! 136 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:07,212 Okay, okay, look, maybe we need a new approach. 137 00:07:07,317 --> 00:07:11,151 Um... let's try some role playing. 138 00:07:11,254 --> 00:07:13,654 Yes! All right. 139 00:07:13,757 --> 00:07:15,349 { Sighs] 140 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,358 [Narrator] Michael headed back to the prison... 141 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:19,860 despite his earlier vow never to return. 142 00:07:19,963 --> 00:07:22,989 [George Michael] You always say family first. I should see my grandpa, right? 143 00:07:23,099 --> 00:07:26,660 I'm not stopping you. It's just, after this I'm not going back there. 144 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,670 Why? Is it scary? 145 00:07:28,772 --> 00:07:30,672 Scary? No. No. 146 00:07:30,774 --> 00:07:34,005 It's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival. 147 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:38,740 Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself. 148 00:07:38,848 --> 00:07:43,046 It's like a country club. All the guy does is eat ice cream and play softball all day. 149 00:07:43,153 --> 00:07:47,920 [Narrator] In fact, George Sr. 's softball game had taken most of the day. 150 00:07:48,024 --> 00:07:50,925 It was the 14th inning, and tensions were running a little high. 151 00:07:51,027 --> 00:07:56,055 I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the next one a strike. My knees are killing me. 152 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:58,634 [George Sr.] No batter.! No batter here.! 153 00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:02,364 - Strike three! - Strike three, my ass! 154 00:08:02,472 --> 00:08:04,599 - [Bat Pounds Umpire] - Ohh! 155 00:08:04,707 --> 00:08:07,198 - Down in the yard! - [Gunshots] 156 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,801 No batter. No... No batter. 157 00:08:09,913 --> 00:08:11,881 No... Shh. 158 00:08:13,616 --> 00:08:16,517 Okay, there he is. Go on in there and surprise him. 159 00:08:16,619 --> 00:08:19,019 I'm gonna go get us a few ice cream sandwiches. 160 00:08:19,122 --> 00:08:21,113 Go on. Go on. 161 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,951 Hey, Pop-Pop. 162 00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:29,725 - How's prison? - I'm gonna die in here. 163 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,926 What? 164 00:08:32,035 --> 00:08:33,935 They're gonna kill Grandpa. 165 00:08:34,037 --> 00:08:36,938 I gotta... I gotta get outta here. I'm an innocent man. 166 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,498 You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here. Give me your hair. 167 00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:42,475 - My hair? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 168 00:08:42,579 --> 00:08:46,481 - No touching! No touching! No touching! - Give me the hair! 169 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:50,747 One of these got smooshed, but don't let that ruin prison for you. 170 00:08:50,854 --> 00:08:54,346 No batter. { Chuckles] No batter. No batter. 171 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:01,995 [Inmate] Come on, baby.! Throw the ball.! 172 00:09:02,098 --> 00:09:04,999 I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding around. You know his sense of humor. 173 00:09:05,101 --> 00:09:07,001 I know, I know. Yeah. 174 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:10,561 I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad. 175 00:09:10,673 --> 00:09:12,664 Are you sure? 176 00:09:12,775 --> 00:09:17,007 I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers. 177 00:09:17,113 --> 00:09:20,014 - { Laughs] - Just stay out here and relax, pal. 178 00:09:20,116 --> 00:09:23,085 Watch the softball game. I'll be right back. 179 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,589 - [Alarm Buzzer Buzzes] - [Guard] Hey, stop.! Stop.! 180 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:34,920 - [Footsteps Pounding] - [Gunshots] 181 00:09:35,999 --> 00:09:37,762 Dad? 182 00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,767 just don't like prison anymore. 183 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:42,770 That's why I'm trying to get you out of here. 184 00:09:42,872 --> 00:09:45,966 Maybe I've been in denial, but this place is breaking me, Mikey... 185 00:09:46,075 --> 00:09:48,270 and I'm alone here, but for you. 186 00:09:48,378 --> 00:09:50,778 Come on. You got me, you got Mom. 187 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,371 { Chuckling] Your mother's never shown her face. 188 00:09:53,483 --> 00:09:55,383 Whoa. She's never been here? 189 00:09:55,485 --> 00:09:58,454 You should've heard the grief she gave me when I said I'd never show up again. 190 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,784 - You said... You said what? - { Cuffs Clang On Bars] 191 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:04,382 Dad, you don't need me. You're playing softball all the time. 192 00:10:04,494 --> 00:10:06,792 I do need you, Michael! 193 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,796 - No more softball. - This is nuts. 194 00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:11,799 You're her husband. The least she could do is come out and visit you. 195 00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:15,564 God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd. She's very easily threatened. 196 00:10:15,672 --> 00:10:17,572 You remember the carjacker? 197 00:10:21,711 --> 00:10:24,578 - Aaah! - Well, she's certainly toughened up since then. 198 00:10:24,681 --> 00:10:26,581 She's eating lunch by the pool now. 199 00:10:26,683 --> 00:10:29,516 There's a big difference between the country club pool and the conjugal trailer. 200 00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:31,849 That's not what I meant when I said "visit." 201 00:10:31,955 --> 00:10:34,355 It's too bad. I really miss that personal contact. 202 00:10:34,457 --> 00:10:37,358 It was the one thing that calmed me when I got stressed. 203 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:40,827 It just felt... humanizing. 204 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,830 [Narrator] Michael, for the first time... 205 00:10:42,932 --> 00:10:45,901 saw his father as a vulnerable human being. 206 00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:49,765 { Whimpers] Daddy horny, Michael. 207 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:54,271 I just haven't had sex in a month. 208 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,636 You've been here two months. 209 00:10:57,747 --> 00:11:00,147 It's hard to gauge time. 210 00:11:00,249 --> 00:11:02,046 - Yeah, I'll bet. - { Clears Throat] 211 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:04,551 - [Door Closes] - Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today. 212 00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:07,555 Quick question. How long does it take you to get out there? 213 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:09,215 Oh, I've never been. 214 00:11:09,325 --> 00:11:11,623 Then why does he tell me that you've never been? 215 00:11:11,728 --> 00:11:13,787 { Hiccup] Ooh. Sorry, Michael. 216 00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:17,024 Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries. 217 00:11:18,568 --> 00:11:20,468 How can you ignore that man? 218 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:23,061 He's having a hard time in there. He's lonely. 219 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:25,072 That's what his children are for. 220 00:11:25,174 --> 00:11:28,143 Yeah, well, you know... 221 00:11:28,244 --> 00:11:30,405 there are certain things that... 222 00:11:30,513 --> 00:11:32,811 he can't get from his children. 223 00:11:32,915 --> 00:11:36,009 If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong. He is proud of his children. 224 00:11:36,119 --> 00:11:38,314 Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom. 225 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:42,323 Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um... 226 00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,985 I think that you should... 227 00:11:45,094 --> 00:11:47,494 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 228 00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:49,497 I think that you should... 229 00:11:49,599 --> 00:11:51,499 visit him... 230 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:54,661 in an... intimate... 231 00:11:54,771 --> 00:11:58,172 marital... trailer. 232 00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:02,534 Are you mad? 233 00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:06,411 You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this? He needs you, Mom. 234 00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:08,484 Did he say that? 235 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:11,652 Did he say that he misses me? 236 00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:13,688 Does he need his wife's embrace? 237 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:15,690 { Whimpers] Daddy horny, Michael. 238 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:18,056 He said some wonderful things. 239 00:12:18,161 --> 00:12:21,255 You really want this for him, don't you? 240 00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:22,797 I do. 241 00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:25,697 "Golf membership" want it? 242 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:30,038 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart... 243 00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:32,699 of each other's vulnerabilities with a role-reversal exercise. 244 00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:34,606 - Because I'm a woman! - Good. 245 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,610 - With a woman's needs. - Louder. 246 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:39,374 And a woman's urges.! And these, Tobias. 247 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:42,883 When was the last time you looked at these? 248 00:12:42,985 --> 00:12:44,885 Yeah, okay. How long is this session? 249 00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:47,888 See, she's breaking in and out of character and making it difficult... 250 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,890 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character. 251 00:12:49,992 --> 00:12:53,723 Okay, let me stop you guys. All right? Please. Let me get in here. 252 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:56,162 Thank you. { Mutters] God. 253 00:12:56,265 --> 00:12:58,165 { Clears Throat] 254 00:12:58,267 --> 00:13:02,567 - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay. - That's not true! 255 00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:06,438 A man is looking back at you. A man with dreams and aspirations! 256 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:10,000 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Maeby found an address in her mother's appointment book... 257 00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:13,742 and was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to. 258 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:19,482 Right! If I'm no Schwimmer, you're noJennifer Aniston! 259 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:23,116 [Tobias Sobbing] Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow. 260 00:13:23,226 --> 00:13:25,592 l-I have dreams, Lindsay. 261 00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:28,163 Dreams, Lindsay. 262 00:13:29,398 --> 00:13:31,366 Well, then, Tobias... 263 00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:37,605 follow those dreams. 264 00:13:37,707 --> 00:13:39,607 Make those dreams happen. 265 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:42,439 Yes. I will. 266 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,103 { Lindsay] And scene! 267 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:46,807 { Sighs] 268 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:49,043 - Wow! - Okay. 269 00:13:49,152 --> 00:13:52,451 - I'm sorry I stepped on your line. - No, not at all. 270 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:55,956 - Did that answer some questions for you? - Yeah, I think it did. 271 00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:58,458 Now there are two men I wanna leave. 272 00:14:00,396 --> 00:14:03,797 [Narrator] Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his burden with. 273 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:07,063 - Great news. - Oh, good. I could use it. 274 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:09,832 I just came from convincing Mom to have sex with Dad. 275 00:14:09,939 --> 00:14:13,466 God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting! 276 00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,703 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 277 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:19,440 But just the thought of Mom and Dad together... 278 00:14:19,549 --> 00:14:21,710 I have a sense of propriety. All right? 279 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,717 Fine. What's your great news? 280 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,377 I { Beeps] Kitty. 281 00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:28,719 Oh, Gob, I just wanted you to get the information. 282 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,691 Oh, I got the information. 283 00:14:31,794 --> 00:14:34,854 You did, huh? About the international accounts? 284 00:14:36,699 --> 00:14:39,600 I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information. 285 00:14:39,702 --> 00:14:42,830 That's great. Good, good, good, Gob. You just lost the touch lamp. 286 00:14:42,939 --> 00:14:44,839 - What? No! - The deal's off. 287 00:14:44,941 --> 00:14:48,342 I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood in the conjugal trailer when Dad's nailing Mom! 288 00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:50,241 No! Don't... Michael! 289 00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:52,177 You are filthy.! 290 00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:56,148 [Narrator] The two cousins reunited... 291 00:14:56,252 --> 00:14:59,517 each a little shaken by what they had pretended to be fearless about. 292 00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:01,886 - You think they'll get divorced? - I don't care. 293 00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:05,392 I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say they don't when they do... 'cause I don't. 294 00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:07,462 Right. I know. Who cares, right? 295 00:15:09,165 --> 00:15:11,497 - I mean, I care. - How could you not? 296 00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:13,660 You know, our family's really messed up. 297 00:15:13,769 --> 00:15:15,896 I know. We're the only normal ones. 298 00:15:16,005 --> 00:15:18,838 At least we got each other. Right? 299 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,441 George Michael? 300 00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:31,452 Sorry. { Chuckles] 301 00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:35,456 Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug. 302 00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:37,458 It's hard to tell sometimes. 303 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,824 That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. 304 00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:41,829 Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously. 305 00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:45,128 [Narrator] Soon, Michael was driving Lucille to prison... 306 00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,930 and she seemed to be looking forward to it. 307 00:15:48,037 --> 00:15:50,005 Where are we going after? 308 00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:56,277 - Hey, Dad. - Michael.! 309 00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,643 What are you doing here? 310 00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:02,275 You needed my help, and it was hard for you to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her. 311 00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:05,821 - That doesn't make you uncomfortable? - The drive was a little awkward. 312 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:09,482 Not every son would do this for his father. 313 00:16:09,592 --> 00:16:11,560 Thank you for this. 314 00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:18,265 [Lucille] Hello, George. 315 00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,460 What the hell's your mother doing in here? 316 00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,402 - Who were you expecting? - Oh, I've done a bad thing. 317 00:16:23,506 --> 00:16:25,167 I've done a terrible thing. 318 00:16:25,274 --> 00:16:28,175 - There's someone else in that trailer, isn't there? - I've done a repulsive thing. 319 00:16:28,277 --> 00:16:29,642 Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty? 320 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,707 - Shh! - How long? 321 00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:35,249 - When did this start? - Oh, come on! This is the first time. 322 00:16:38,921 --> 00:16:41,412 - Every Friday for the last eight years. - { Sighs] 323 00:16:41,524 --> 00:16:43,321 - Daddy... - Horny. I got that. 324 00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:46,327 Hey, wait a minute. This is easy. This is an easy one. 325 00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:49,023 I'll go in there with Kitty, I'll do my thing... 326 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:52,828 and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth... This is a hard one. 327 00:16:52,935 --> 00:16:54,903 - She's your secretary. - You're right. 328 00:16:55,004 --> 00:16:57,029 Family first. 329 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:59,369 Take care of Kitty. Michael. 330 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:01,443 I need you now. 331 00:17:01,544 --> 00:17:04,911 "International accounts" need me? 332 00:17:05,014 --> 00:17:06,914 [Narrator] And so an agreement was made. 333 00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:08,711 George Sr. would reveal the truth... 334 00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:12,185 and Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer. 335 00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:14,518 - { Phone Rings] - Yeah? 336 00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:16,716 I need you to come to the prison. 337 00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:19,260 - I'm at the prison. - You're here? 338 00:17:19,362 --> 00:17:23,093 I'm delivering this strongly worded letter I wrote... 339 00:17:23,199 --> 00:17:25,360 lit by nothing but natural light. 340 00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:28,562 Well, how would you like that touch lamp and the office... 341 00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:33,199 and... what the hell... full use of the secretary? 342 00:17:34,977 --> 00:17:39,073 Thank you for doing this. It means a... It means a lot. 343 00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:42,412 I, uh... Okay, I'll get down on the couch. 344 00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:45,885 I'm not going to have sex with you, George. 345 00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:49,287 I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you've done to this family. 346 00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:51,724 - You're angry. - You've ruined us. 347 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:55,729 I've ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. 348 00:17:55,831 --> 00:17:59,289 The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and spa treatments... 349 00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:02,997 Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated... my body. 350 00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:05,232 Can I help it if you've got a fantastic body? 351 00:18:05,341 --> 00:18:09,175 And you're as powerful as a bear. 352 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:13,405 My husband the bear. 353 00:18:13,516 --> 00:18:15,848 This bear needs some honey, wife. 354 00:18:15,951 --> 00:18:19,079 Oh, God, I missed you! { Gasps, Groans] 355 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:22,419 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer. 356 00:18:22,525 --> 00:18:23,924 Glasses off. 357 00:18:24,026 --> 00:18:25,323 Glasses on. 358 00:18:25,428 --> 00:18:27,259 Hair up. 359 00:18:27,363 --> 00:18:29,263 Glasses off. 360 00:18:29,365 --> 00:18:32,357 Down, on. Have we done up, off? 361 00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:34,663 - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong. - And bright. 362 00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:37,671 Wrong a-and bright. 363 00:18:37,773 --> 00:18:39,764 This... 364 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,275 That's be... brighter! 365 00:18:42,378 --> 00:18:44,278 God! Damn. 366 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,610 I'm just gonna wash up real quick. 367 00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,809 Uh, I think I'm gonna go with... with down and off. 368 00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:51,887 [Narrator] Gob had to do the right thing. 369 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:59,117 But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden... 370 00:18:59,228 --> 00:19:01,321 who hadjust read his strongly worded letter. 371 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:04,888 Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours." 372 00:19:06,602 --> 00:19:09,730 And so Gob was detained against the window of the trailer... 373 00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:11,704 - his parents were becoming intimate in. - [Moaning] 374 00:19:11,807 --> 00:19:14,640 { Sobbing] Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do? 375 00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:22,542 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, where were you? 376 00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:25,176 I had to help out your grandfather... 377 00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:28,188 and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. 378 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,190 Pretty much a normal day for me. 379 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,226 How are you doing? 380 00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:34,819 I'm fine, I guess. It's just... 381 00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:39,833 You think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much. 382 00:19:39,935 --> 00:19:42,836 But if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there. 383 00:19:42,938 --> 00:19:45,930 And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. 384 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,941 I know I act tough, but l... 385 00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,704 Is this what you're worried about? 386 00:19:51,514 --> 00:19:53,414 'Cause I got news... 387 00:19:53,516 --> 00:19:55,746 he's, uh... he's guilty. 388 00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:58,046 He is? 389 00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,620 Oh, yeah. 390 00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:02,748 Incredibly guilty. 391 00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:07,229 { George Michael Exhales] 392 00:20:09,565 --> 00:20:11,863 On the next Arrested Development. 393 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:14,697 Tobias talks Lindsay into another session. 394 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:17,465 I've decided that... 395 00:20:17,573 --> 00:20:21,373 { Sighs] I want to become an actor too. 396 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:26,337 - { Laughs] - And George Sr. makes good... 397 00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:29,576 on his promise to come clean on the international accounts. 398 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:33,985 There's a good chance that l... that I may... 399 00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:36,216 have committed some, um... 400 00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:40,887 light... treason. 401 00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:44,124 { Groans]