1 00:00:01,525 --> 00:00:04,221 Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to... 2 00:00:04,328 --> 00:00:06,193 cut back on things that aren't necessities? 3 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:09,095 - Like it was yesterday. - It was this morning... 4 00:00:09,199 --> 00:00:11,827 and now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht. 5 00:00:11,936 --> 00:00:15,565 - I'm selling that yacht. - Michael, you haven't heard why I want it. 6 00:00:15,673 --> 00:00:20,007 To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday. 7 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:23,375 I enjoy bicentennials as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that. 8 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,746 My neighbor Lucille Austero is constantly throwing parties for herself. 9 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:31,116 - She's having another one in a week. - I'm not going to that. 10 00:00:31,221 --> 00:00:33,121 [Narrator] Buster had been avoiding Lucille Austero... 11 00:00:33,223 --> 00:00:37,853 since he accidentally flirted with her while not wearing his glasses. 12 00:00:37,962 --> 00:00:40,863 And then accidentally bid on her at a charity bachelorette auction. 13 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:44,025 - Ten thousand dollars! - Buster. 14 00:00:44,134 --> 00:00:47,695 And then accidentally entered her apartment, thinking it was his mother's. 15 00:00:47,805 --> 00:00:49,932 I need you right now. { Gasps] 16 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,203 Fellas, take a powder. 17 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:56,177 Oh, here comes the 10:15 conniption, right on time. 18 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,738 Honest to God, Buster, it's like every little thing makes you seize up in terror lately. 19 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:02,546 I have no idea where you get that from. 20 00:01:02,653 --> 00:01:05,816 Get away from that stove. You're going to light your hair on fire. 21 00:01:07,324 --> 00:01:09,724 He's weak. 22 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:12,887 Speaking of weak, Mom, what do you got in there, gold bars? 23 00:01:14,665 --> 00:01:18,226 Protein bars for your father. He's pumping up in prison. 24 00:01:18,335 --> 00:01:22,738 - No more parties. Okay, Mom? - You're my third least-favorite child. 25 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,138 I can live with that. 26 00:01:25,242 --> 00:01:29,178 [Narrator] Michael came home to find his mother's fourth least-favorite child. 27 00:01:29,279 --> 00:01:32,442 - Heard you're selling the yacht. - Yeah. I had a couple in there this morning. 28 00:01:32,549 --> 00:01:33,948 Yeah, I know. 29 00:01:38,155 --> 00:01:40,589 Well, they got the Asian right. 30 00:01:40,691 --> 00:01:44,991 "Hotties" might be a stretch. 31 00:01:45,095 --> 00:01:48,656 Well, let's start with the little one. 32 00:01:48,766 --> 00:01:52,361 - You're not staying on the yacht, are you? - What do you want me to do? 33 00:01:52,469 --> 00:01:56,098 - Live full-time with Marta? - Or break up with her. 34 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:59,004 I'm sure there'd be somebody else out there that would appreciate her. 35 00:01:59,109 --> 00:02:01,202 [Narrator] In fact, Michael felt that man was himself. 36 00:02:01,311 --> 00:02:05,213 He had become infatuated with his brother's girlfriend... 37 00:02:05,315 --> 00:02:08,148 and was having difficulty keeping his love a secret. 38 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:10,777 You have 48 hours to vacate the yacht. 39 00:02:10,888 --> 00:02:15,348 Guys, I've got a great idea. I wanna throw Mom a party. 40 00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:18,292 Would you... I just told Mom no more parties. 41 00:02:18,395 --> 00:02:22,525 I know, Michael. That's why this is the perfect opportunity to throw her a surprise party. 42 00:02:22,633 --> 00:02:24,965 - She'd never suspect it. - Is this her suggestion? 43 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:28,971 No. I just think it's important to honor your parents. 44 00:02:29,073 --> 00:02:32,873 Why don't you start by visiting Dad in jail? You've never even been there. 45 00:02:32,976 --> 00:02:36,605 Michael, do you have any idea what would happen if I were to visit prison? 46 00:02:36,714 --> 00:02:38,875 - Hmm. - It would be pandemonium. 47 00:02:38,982 --> 00:02:40,973 - Mm-hmm. - It'd just give Dad one more reason to think... 48 00:02:41,085 --> 00:02:43,485 that I've got nothing to offer but my looks. 49 00:02:43,587 --> 00:02:47,523 Yeah, I got some of that... except he also didn't like my looks. 50 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:51,557 Okay, Michael. I will go visit Dad... 51 00:02:51,662 --> 00:02:53,653 if you drive Mom to the restaurant for the surprise party. 52 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:56,562 I'll just pretend that I'm taking her out that evening. 53 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,864 - Come on. That would never happen. - She can't drive herself. 54 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:02,939 - I mean, she's the world's worst driver. - Lindsay was not exaggerating. 55 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:08,000 Lucille had recently been featured on Fox's World's Worst Drivers. 56 00:03:09,613 --> 00:03:12,081 Yeah. I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed. 57 00:03:12,182 --> 00:03:15,379 She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. 58 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,215 Not my best work though. She wanted to look 48. 59 00:03:17,321 --> 00:03:19,881 I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. 60 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,356 We ended up checking "Albino" on the form. 61 00:03:22,459 --> 00:03:24,950 Come on, Michael. Who knows how long our parents are going to be around. 62 00:03:25,062 --> 00:03:28,361 I gotta tell ya. I was over at her place today, and she looked a little frail. 63 00:03:28,465 --> 00:03:31,866 She was having trouble even lifting up this bag of groceries. 64 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:35,200 All right. We will do the surprise party. 65 00:03:35,305 --> 00:03:37,933 [Maeby] For Gangy? 66 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:42,034 - Yeah, how did you know? - She called and invited us. 67 00:03:42,146 --> 00:03:46,139 - Okay, so it was her idea. - We don't have to go, do we? 68 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:50,209 Come on. This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. 69 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:55,257 [Narrator] And Lindsay went to the prison to visit her father for the first time. 70 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:57,884 But didn't get the reception she was expecting. 71 00:03:59,763 --> 00:04:02,755 I wanna thank you for coming here. It took a lot of guts. 72 00:04:02,866 --> 00:04:07,269 The reason I'm here today is because I felt that I needed to say something. 73 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:09,737 - Oh, okay. - My whole life... 74 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,331 all you've ever praised me for is my looks. 75 00:04:12,442 --> 00:04:14,910 - Oh, no. Your looks... - Yes, Dad. 76 00:04:15,012 --> 00:04:17,640 I mean, it's always been Michael's got the brains... 77 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:21,411 Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the... 78 00:04:22,686 --> 00:04:25,314 - High-fastening pants. - Have you said that? 79 00:04:25,422 --> 00:04:27,356 No. I'm saying that now. 80 00:04:27,457 --> 00:04:30,585 So, anyway. Look, if you're wondering why I haven't visited... 81 00:04:30,694 --> 00:04:34,027 maybe it's because I wanted to be thought of as more than just a beautiful face. 82 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:37,100 And a gorgeous head of hair. 83 00:04:39,369 --> 00:04:43,328 [Narrator] Lindsay was surprised once again that no heads were turned. 84 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,169 { Scoffs] 85 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:49,336 I'm gonna go shopping. I'll be back tomorrow. 86 00:04:51,215 --> 00:04:51,315 [Narrator] George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 87 00:04:51,315 --> 00:04:54,842 [Narrator] George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 88 00:04:54,952 --> 00:04:57,318 and felt happy to have a cousin he couldjust see a movie with. 89 00:04:57,421 --> 00:05:02,620 [Man] It was a love between two cousins that the world thought was wrong. 90 00:05:02,726 --> 00:05:08,187 - But it was the world that was wrong. - { Speaking French] 91 00:05:08,298 --> 00:05:10,664 - We have got to see this movie. - Excuse me, kids? 92 00:05:10,767 --> 00:05:12,894 Can I see your I.D.'s? 93 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:20,134 [Narrator] And Michael was driving his mother to her surprise party. 94 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:23,702 Where on earth are we going? 95 00:05:23,814 --> 00:05:26,783 Left at the next corner. 96 00:05:26,884 --> 00:05:28,818 - You know, Michael? - Yeah? 97 00:05:28,919 --> 00:05:31,217 I'd be happy to drive if you want me to. 98 00:05:31,321 --> 00:05:34,586 It's better than sitting here with Buster's stupid rock behind me. 99 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,659 [Narrator] Buster had recently brought the rock home... 100 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,890 from an archeological dig, but had yet to find a way to get it out of the car. 101 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:43,694 Mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. 102 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,167 You strike one more person, and it's technically a spree. 103 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:53,836 Are we going to the back? Is this what I think it is? 104 00:05:53,944 --> 00:05:58,347 - Surprise! - [Narrator] And she was surprised... 105 00:05:58,448 --> 00:06:03,511 - that her family didn't show up. - So this is what my children think of me. 106 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:08,956 ?? [TV: '60s Sitcom Theme] 107 00:06:11,695 --> 00:06:14,323 - ?? [Continues] - [TVClicks Off] 108 00:06:16,466 --> 00:06:19,060 Where the... { Beeps] was everybody? 109 00:06:19,169 --> 00:06:21,899 - What are you talking about? - Mom's party. Where were you guys? 110 00:06:22,973 --> 00:06:24,873 It's the first I've heard about it. 111 00:06:25,976 --> 00:06:30,276 - What about you? Neiman's? - Prison. 112 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:34,874 Then Neiman's. But only because I'm going back to prison, and they've seen me in this. 113 00:06:34,985 --> 00:06:39,115 Buster? You of all people. Where were you, buddy? 114 00:06:39,222 --> 00:06:41,053 You barely even leave Mom's apartment. 115 00:06:41,158 --> 00:06:44,992 [Narrator] In fact, Buster was worried about running into Lucille 2. 116 00:06:45,095 --> 00:06:47,120 So he never left his mother's apartment. 117 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:52,031 Lucille 2 was also supposed to go, but was waiting until she saw Buster emerge. 118 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,466 Tonight, Mother was humiliated. 119 00:06:59,576 --> 00:07:02,374 And I wanna throw her another surprise party... a real one. 120 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:04,811 One where she's not the one that's yelling "Surprise." 121 00:07:04,915 --> 00:07:08,351 - Mom yelled "Surprise"? - Yeah. She went from giddy to devastated. 122 00:07:08,452 --> 00:07:10,977 I mean, it would've been funny if it wasn't so... 123 00:07:11,088 --> 00:07:13,352 Well, it was kind of funny. 124 00:07:13,457 --> 00:07:15,584 What frail act got you this time, Michael? 125 00:07:15,692 --> 00:07:20,129 She couldn't open a jar? What, did a clump of her hair come out in your hands? 126 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:22,926 - { Laughs] - No. It was something that she said at dinner. 127 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:25,661 It's dry. 128 00:07:25,769 --> 00:07:28,329 You know, Mom, I'm sorry you're upset. But, you know... 129 00:07:28,438 --> 00:07:32,431 if you were nicer, then maybe your kids would take better care of you, you know? 130 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:35,010 Or-Or wanna be with you more. 131 00:07:39,216 --> 00:07:41,275 I've been a horrible mother. 132 00:07:41,385 --> 00:07:44,149 No, Mom. You're great. 133 00:07:44,254 --> 00:07:46,552 You've been a great mother. 134 00:07:46,656 --> 00:07:49,955 - Well, you know she's been a horrible mother, right? - You don't have to tell me. 135 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:53,552 But what was I gonna say? All right? So, it's a party. 136 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:57,464 I mean, if you're not gonna do it for Mom, do it for me. 137 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:00,297 Okay. But I think a party's a little excessive. 138 00:08:02,072 --> 00:08:05,701 Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you? 139 00:08:05,809 --> 00:08:08,778 - Yeah. - 'Cause I really like Mom. 140 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,643 We know. 141 00:08:11,748 --> 00:08:14,114 [Narrator] The next day, Buster decided it was time to deal with... 142 00:08:14,217 --> 00:08:16,685 the situation with Lucille Austero. 143 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:19,415 I've already got a Lucille in my life. 144 00:08:21,491 --> 00:08:24,892 I understand. That's healthy. 145 00:08:24,995 --> 00:08:27,156 I didn't mean to lead you on. 146 00:08:27,264 --> 00:08:30,495 - Oh, Buster. I feel so foolish. - No. 147 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,060 Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. 148 00:08:35,172 --> 00:08:37,367 - Am I needy? - No. 149 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:40,773 Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. 150 00:08:40,877 --> 00:08:43,846 You know, we're probably not that different, you and me. 151 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:46,507 You and I. Is it "l" or is it "me"? 152 00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:51,451 - Buster, it's us. - Yes. It is us. Us. 153 00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:04,596 { Both Chuckle Nervously] 154 00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:07,795 [Narrator] Under the pretense of driving his mother somewhere else... 155 00:09:07,904 --> 00:09:10,065 Michael, once again, arrived at the restaurant. 156 00:09:10,173 --> 00:09:12,733 Michael, did you do this again? 157 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:16,711 - Surprise! - And once again, no one showed up. 158 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:18,713 [Waiter] Get up. 159 00:09:19,749 --> 00:09:23,412 I told you. They don't support me. 160 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,818 I hate to tell you, Mom, but they don't support me either. 161 00:09:25,922 --> 00:09:29,221 I sat down and I told them this was important to me. 162 00:09:30,627 --> 00:09:35,929 - You did that for me? - I let you drive, didn't I? 163 00:09:36,032 --> 00:09:39,490 Yes, you did, Michael, and I'm loving it. 164 00:09:39,603 --> 00:09:43,061 You're a good son. You always do things for others. 165 00:09:43,173 --> 00:09:45,403 You're the only one holding this family together. 166 00:09:45,509 --> 00:09:48,069 And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. 167 00:09:48,178 --> 00:09:51,636 You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. 168 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,908 Hey. Is that Gob? 169 00:09:55,018 --> 00:09:58,579 It's an idiot on a scooter at night? It's gotta be Gob. 170 00:09:58,688 --> 00:10:01,816 - Let's give him a scare. - Hmm? 171 00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:05,588 - No, Mom. I don't think we should. - A nice little scare. 172 00:10:05,695 --> 00:10:11,133 - { Revs Engine] - Hey, big shot, too busy to go to your mother's party? 173 00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:14,863 - Mom, that is not Gob. Mom.! Mom.! - [Tires Screech] 174 00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:17,201 [Static] 175 00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:29,678 - You okay, sir? - { Groans] 176 00:10:29,786 --> 00:10:33,187 Yeah. I guess. How's my mom? She's so frail. 177 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:37,249 I'm fine. I'm fine. I was thrown clear. 178 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,124 I only care about you. 179 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:50,667 - How are you feeling? - Actually, my head does not hurt at all. 180 00:10:50,774 --> 00:10:54,733 - What did you give me? - Your mother asked me to pump you full of... 181 00:10:54,844 --> 00:10:58,678 - Children's aspirin. - Okay. 182 00:10:58,782 --> 00:11:02,912 You know, it's funny. I remember, um, leaving the restaurant. 183 00:11:03,019 --> 00:11:05,817 And then, uh, I was driving, I guess. 184 00:11:05,922 --> 00:11:08,083 l-I just... I cannot picture it. 185 00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:09,818 That's pretty common, actually. 186 00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:13,487 It's just short-term memory loss from the bump on the back of your head. 187 00:11:13,597 --> 00:11:17,158 I can't believe I did this. { Sighs] My insurance rates are gonna go through the roof. 188 00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:21,704 That's not what matters now. Here, get comfortable. Scoot up. 189 00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:25,366 "Scoot"? Scooter. Was there a scooter involved? 190 00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:29,411 { Gasps] Oh, dear. I can't believe I did that. 191 00:11:29,512 --> 00:11:32,640 - I am so sorry. I'll get you some air. - I hardly felt it. 192 00:11:32,749 --> 00:11:35,616 In fact, actually, uh, I didn't feel it. 193 00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:39,155 - [Glass Shatters] - What was that? 194 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:45,283 Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? 195 00:11:45,395 --> 00:11:49,695 It was a wild, wild ride. 196 00:11:49,799 --> 00:11:52,427 But is this something we can do? 197 00:11:52,535 --> 00:11:55,504 Is this something society will allow? 198 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:58,096 I don't care what other people think. 199 00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:03,669 My God, for the first time in years I felt like I was standing on solid ground. 200 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:07,113 You know, my panic attacks have decreased. 201 00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:11,847 I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even. 202 00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:15,789 { Giggles] I mean, for the first time in my life... 203 00:12:15,892 --> 00:12:17,689 { Gasps] 204 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:23,623 I'll call Dr. Miller. 205 00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:26,861 - [Cell Phone Ringing] - Oh. Excuse me. 206 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:31,430 Hello. Oh, my God. I'm getting my gauze. 207 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:34,999 You know, I should call George Michael. I'm worried about my son. 208 00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:39,013 I'm worried about my son. George Michael will be fine with his aunt and uncle. 209 00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:42,573 I want you resting, not using the phone. 210 00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:48,124 - Let me take care of you. - You know, you really are more generous than I can remember. 211 00:12:48,224 --> 00:12:51,193 But that's what a parent does, huh? You put your kid first? 212 00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:56,123 Rest up, sweetie. You gave me quite a scare. 213 00:12:58,234 --> 00:13:02,136 Scare. Did somebody say, "Let's give him a sc..." 214 00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:07,198 { Gasps] What is the matter with me? Clumsy Clara. 215 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:10,768 Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. 216 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,974 I can't believe we give it to children. 217 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,747 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, was being visited by Michael's son, George Michael. 218 00:13:17,854 --> 00:13:19,913 Michael? George Michael. 219 00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:22,583 - You've gotta go. - [Woman] Wait. 220 00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:25,320 - [Water Splashes] - Uncle Gob, is this a bad time? 221 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:28,727 No. Are you kidding? So, what's up? 222 00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:32,233 I, uh, need you to make some fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby. 223 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:35,133 - Like a passport? - Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. 224 00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:39,265 Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think. 225 00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:43,210 Look, I don't want you thinking that your uncle is some sleazy character from the docks. 226 00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:45,804 - Good morning. - How are you? 227 00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:51,213 She's an Olympian... hopeful. 228 00:13:51,321 --> 00:13:56,122 Swimming and some coaching. Yes, I will make the I.D.'s for you. 229 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,285 But we're gonna have to make this quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon. 230 00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:00,955 I wouldn't worry about him. He's staying at Gangy's. 231 00:14:01,064 --> 00:14:03,123 Yeah, he got in a car accident on the way back from her birthday party. 232 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,701 - Man, I told him not to let her drive. - No. It was him driving. 233 00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:09,533 She's taking good care of him too. She won't even let him use the phone. 234 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:13,973 - So you're telling me that he can't go anywhere and he's incommunicado? - Right. 235 00:14:14,077 --> 00:14:17,535 [Narrator] That's when Gob decided to take the yacht to South America for the summer. 236 00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:21,048 I gotta alert this boat's crew. 237 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,245 They'll be devastated. 238 00:14:25,955 --> 00:14:30,289 [Narrator] Lindsay put on her new outfit and returned to prison. 239 00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:41,860 Back at Lucille's, Michael was still piecing together the accident. 240 00:14:41,971 --> 00:14:44,769 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, brother. 241 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:49,169 - Dr. Miller? - Yeah. 242 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:53,739 I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date. { Laughs] 243 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,784 Oh. Well, women love to laugh. 244 00:14:55,885 --> 00:15:00,413 It was worth it to be away from Mom's controlling grasp. 245 00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:04,789 Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head? 246 00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:08,489 Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer. 247 00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:11,066 Gob was there. 248 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:13,795 Gob was on his scooter. 249 00:15:13,903 --> 00:15:15,803 { Gasps] I think I wanted to hit Gob. 250 00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:20,638 Yes. That is exactly what happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. 251 00:15:20,743 --> 00:15:22,540 I don't know why. 252 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,976 I think I do. 253 00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:31,020 Thanks, Mom. 254 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,427 [Narrator] George Sr. was once again being visited by his daughter. 255 00:15:38,528 --> 00:15:40,655 That's it. I don't want... You can't... I don't... 256 00:15:40,763 --> 00:15:42,754 Please, you gotta stop coming here. 257 00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:44,800 It is obvious I'm not wearing a bra, right? 258 00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:50,203 I can't take this anymore. I, um... Uh, I'm paying far too big a price for this. 259 00:15:50,306 --> 00:15:53,503 Well, what about me? This is the third time I've come here. 260 00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:57,671 - I haven't even been remotely harassed. - That is not what I'm paying for. 261 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,874 Have I lost it? Did I ever even have it? 262 00:16:00,984 --> 00:16:03,111 I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands. 263 00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:05,449 - What? - Gold. Krugerrands. 264 00:16:05,555 --> 00:16:09,685 Your mother snuck 'em in here stuffed in energy bar wrappers... 265 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:13,728 to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse. 266 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:17,129 - Stabbed? - In a way. 267 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:20,361 I used them to pay off the other guys. 268 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:25,464 To stop them from hollering obscenities at my... my little girl. 269 00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:29,978 But you keep coming back here, honey, and I'm going broke. 270 00:16:31,681 --> 00:16:34,309 That's all I ever wanted from you, Daddy. 271 00:16:36,519 --> 00:16:38,817 For you to spend money on me. 272 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:42,584 [Guard] No touching.! 273 00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:46,555 Gob, I want you to move back on to the yacht. 274 00:16:46,663 --> 00:16:49,791 The yacht? What makes you think I'd want to now? 275 00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:51,833 Well, I know that you've been looking for... 276 00:16:51,935 --> 00:16:53,334 - [Horn Blows] - What was that? 277 00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:55,404 I think that was on your end. 278 00:16:55,505 --> 00:16:58,872 The truth is, I can wait on selling the yacht. It's just money, right? 279 00:16:58,975 --> 00:17:01,603 Wow. How hard did you hit that steering wheel? 280 00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:04,839 - I actually hit the back of my head. - The back of your head? 281 00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:08,645 Yeah. Gob, the accident only happened because... 282 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,219 I was trying to scare you. 283 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,381 - Maybe even hurt you. - That doesn't sound like you. 284 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,390 It sounds like Mom. 285 00:17:16,492 --> 00:17:19,222 Can we please just lay off Mom for a change? 286 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,924 She's the one that helped me remember what happened. I'm the bad guy here. Not her. 287 00:17:23,032 --> 00:17:27,901 And definitely not you, so, would you please just take the yacht? 288 00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:30,564 I'll think about it. 289 00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:35,933 South America sounds good. 290 00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:39,344 But a chance to expose Mom? 291 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:43,749 - Turn this skiff around. - We haven't even left the dock. 292 00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:47,618 But "skiff" is appropriate, right? 293 00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:51,420 [Narrator] Gob rushed to shore to spare his brother... 294 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:53,654 from what he was certain were his mother's machinations. 295 00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:56,732 - { Michael] What are you doing? - Hey. Open this door. 296 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,801 - You've been set up. - Michael.! 297 00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:01,699 There's no way you were trying to hurt me. You don't hate me. 298 00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:04,398 Mom hates me. You kind of like me. 299 00:18:04,507 --> 00:18:06,134 - Yeah. I kind of like you. - Yeah. 300 00:18:06,242 --> 00:18:09,075 - [Lucille] Michael, I need your help. - Coming. 301 00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:12,113 - Ow! I got hit back there. - Right! 302 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:15,514 On the back of the head, which means that you couldn't have hit the steering wheel. 303 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,587 Mom must have clubbed you with a champagne bottle or something so she could drive. 304 00:18:18,688 --> 00:18:21,350 - Gob, how'd you figure it out? - It's funny you should ask that... 305 00:18:21,457 --> 00:18:23,755 No. He didn't figure anything out. 306 00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,954 I probably got hit on the back of the head because of Buster's rock. 307 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:30,032 - Hey, big shot! - [Knocking] 308 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,494 Which was behind the passenger seat. 309 00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:37,767 Which means that she picked you up and dragged you over to the driver's seat. 310 00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:41,275 Mom can't pick me up. She could barely pick up that bag of protein bars. 311 00:18:42,712 --> 00:18:44,441 Guess what? They weren't protein bars. 312 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:49,007 They were gold Krugerrands. And Dad finally paid attention to my intellect. 313 00:18:49,118 --> 00:18:50,779 - { Lucille] Open this door! - Gob, this is nuts. 314 00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:53,515 - Mother is frail. - { Clattering] 315 00:18:53,623 --> 00:18:56,285 - Stop this nonsense this instant! - You set him up, Mom. 316 00:18:56,392 --> 00:18:59,691 I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it... 317 00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:03,254 because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other. 318 00:19:05,468 --> 00:19:08,904 - You were going to South America? - I don't think so. 319 00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:14,205 Mom, you and I were getting along so well. I was thinking so highly of you. 320 00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:16,904 How could you make me think this was all my fault? 321 00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:19,311 Because if you knew it was my fault, you would've turned against me. 322 00:19:19,415 --> 00:19:23,749 And I had finally gotten you on my side. You were sticking up for me. 323 00:19:23,853 --> 00:19:26,083 l-I don't even remember you ever doing that before. 324 00:19:26,189 --> 00:19:28,885 I just want my children to love me. 325 00:19:28,991 --> 00:19:33,155 Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer. 326 00:19:33,262 --> 00:19:35,321 But... 327 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,440 You're right. 328 00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:52,906 I'm a horrible mother. 329 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:59,216 - No, no, Mom. You're great. - That's crazy talk. 330 00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:01,722 - You're a fantastic mother. - I can't believe what I'm hearing, Mother. 331 00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:04,019 Oh, we do. We really love you. 332 00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:06,095 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 333 00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:10,325 George Michael and Maeby sneak back into Les Cousins Dangereux. 334 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:13,197 Excuse me. You're too young to be holding that ticket. 335 00:20:13,302 --> 00:20:14,963 - Let's go. - I can't go to jail. 336 00:20:15,071 --> 00:20:18,199 - Let's just watch cartoons. - Sir, we will not be starting with Les Cousins... 337 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:21,936 - until you leave. - Excuse me, but I thought my A.A.R.P. card... 338 00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:25,502 - was good for one and a guest. - You know what? I knew society would never accept this. 339 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:30,575 - And they never will. - [Narrator] Michael's insurance takes another hit. 340 00:20:30,686 --> 00:20:32,244 { Grunts] 341 00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:38,153 - { Groans] Ow! - ?? { Rock] 342 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,957 I was definitely driving that time.