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Oh! Oh... Uh!
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What? No!
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Lin, you gotta stop reading
the police blotter.
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It just makes you mad.
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Why would someone steal
the sign for Ball Street?
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Oh.
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Oh, God, what is
this town coming to?
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It's going to crap.
Tell me about it.
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Somebody threw a snow cone
at my windshield today.
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I thought I hit
a rainbow.
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It was terrifying.
Oh, come on.
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I don't think this town
is going to crap.
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That's my 2:00.
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The One Eyed Snakes
motorcycle club.
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Their chapter president
died gruesomely.
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I'm doing the service.
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That explains why you're
wearing leather pants.
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Been waiting forever
to bust these out.
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He looks like Prince.
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He looks like fat,
white Prince.
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Look, but don't touch, fellas.
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Oh, no, these are the guys
who took over the Steps.
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I heard they pick
on kids.
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Wait. I'm a kid!
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Come on.
Let's take the long way.
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I'm not afraid
of some high school kids.
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Watch a-this.
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Hey, hey.
You can't walk here.
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Oh, my gosh,
I can't walk here?
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Oh, look, it's a miracle!
I'm walking!
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Shut your butts, coconuts.
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But you said I couldn't,
but I'm doing it.
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But I want your butt to shut.
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Oh, listen to the hum
of my butt.
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clap, clap shut, clap it shut!
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See ya later!
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Have a great life!
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Oh, already havin' it!
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That was intense.
Those guys?
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They're just little
acne-covered kittens.
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This memorial jam has been
going on for 21 minutes.
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I just wonder
if I should fade it out.
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This was Horny Dave's
favorite jam.
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Keep it cranked.
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Horny Dave's
favorite jam?
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This is my favorite jam.
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Keep it cranked,
Eddie!
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Oh, God, don't come here,
no, no, no, no.
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Welcome!
You serve beer?
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We... do not.
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What's that?
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That is beer.
Sorry, we do. I lied.
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Let's drink to Horny Dave.
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To Horny Dave!
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah!
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Um, the woman who won
that drinking contest,
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she's pregnant, right?
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Well, they say
in moderation.
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Hey, man, they don't judge
your lifestyle,
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you buttoned-down pencil pusher.
What?
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Sorry, Bobby, this motorcycle
thing's contagious.
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I kinda want to go out
and get a bike tonight.
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Hassle shopkeepers.
"Hey, old man!" You know?
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"You don't know me.
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I'll break your window
and hit ya with a bat."
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Sounds like a
great idea, Teddy.
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Ah, maybe not.
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Probably just watch
a hockey game.
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To Horny Dave! A helluva man!
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A helluva friend!
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A helluva lover!
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Uh, they broke more bottles.
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Whoa, looks like our restaurant just
got a lot edgier.
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Hope I can
still get in.
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You probably can't.
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I'll meet you
guys after.
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I like your lid.
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I like your vest...
what's left of it.
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Yep, these colors have been
to hell and back.
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Part of 'em
stayed in hell.
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What are those pretty buttons?
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Oh, these patches?
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Well, we got this one
for... tickling a cop.
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Cool! What's that one for?
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For not being associated
with the white power movement.
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And what's that one for?
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For blowing up a bunch...
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of balloons...
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for kids like you.
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Just an ordinary day
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here at Bob's Burgers,
right, kids?
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Nice place.
I'm Critter, by the way.
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Uh, Bob.
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Yeah, I'm the, uh, chapter
president of these fellas.
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Horny Dave was,
till his grisly death.
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Well, I'm sure you don't want
to talk about it, so...
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Yeah, he got into a wreck
with a semi, all right.
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Real fiery.
Mm-hmm.
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By the time they pulled him out,
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his entire lower half,
the horny half, was roasted.
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That's why Horny Dave's
vest here is in tatters.
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Um, it looks nice.
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No, it doesn't, Bob.
No, it doesn't.
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This vest is supposed
to make me look
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like the unquestioned
leader of this club,
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but instead I, I just look foolish.
Mm.
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Whoa! Statch! Nasty Slim!
Cool it!
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See? Horny Dave was just a better leader.
If we were fighting,
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he'd come out and he'd say,
"Let's go cook some meth!"
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And we would, and we'd forget
all our troubles.
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That sounds nice.
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Maybe we should
cook meth.
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I wanna forget
my troubles.
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God bless this meth.
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Kids, go inside.
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So, uh, that's
your old lady, huh?
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Uh, yeah.
She goes by "Linda."
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Or Dragon.
Whichever.
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So is that
your old lady?
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No, Mudflap was
Horny Dave's.
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She's a special woman.
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She can open a beer
with her boobs.
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Mine can't do that.
It's an art.
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- Whoa!
Ha-ha!
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Oh, my!
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Mm-hmm. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Now I want them.
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Is that a requirement
for being in the club?
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Wish it was that easy.
Initiation was tough.
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Mudflap beat the snot out of
some poser in Macon, Georgia
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one fine day in spring.
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Got her colors that night.
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It was fall.
It was spring.
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I remember because
the azaleas were in bloom.
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Ooh, azaleas.
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Oh, the azaleas are
beautiful in Macon.
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Second only
to their crank.
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That sweet Macon crank.
Oh.
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What's crank?
Like meth's dirty cousin.
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Oh, we're gonna
cook meth.
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Oh... ha-ha.
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Okay, time for bed,
sweeties. Come on.
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Can I bring a biker with me
to tell me stories?
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No, you may not.
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Please...?
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Just one!
No.
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All right, everybody.
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We drank the place dry.
Let's ride!
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- Come on, lil' sweetheart.
- Jump on back.
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I'm sure they have
designated drivers, so...
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This should cover
the damage.
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Sorry there's blood
on some of it.
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Huh. Oh...
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Oh, one last thing. Here.
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What's this?
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Means we owe you one.
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Put it in your window.
Nobody will mess with you.
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Uh, except maybe
the Buzzard Kings.
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They might throw
a Molotov cocktail in here.
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You call me if they do.
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Uh! No, no. Right in the window.
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So, we've got this now.
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Uh-oh, we're
crossing paths again.
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We're crossing paths!
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Hey, remember
when I told you
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not to come around here?
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Guess not.
I'm not so good with history.
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Me, neither!
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I'm pretty good at history,
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but I have some problems
with math.
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Well, I'm taking
a course in the future.
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You know what happens
in the future?
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We walk right past you.
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Uh! I just want no little kids
around me
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when I'm decompressing
after school.
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I'm trying to create
a relaxed environment,
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I'm making my friends
feel comfortable,
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and then you come by
with all ts attitude!
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Hey, you don't want to
mess with my sister.
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She'll wear down
your self-esteem
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over a period
of years.
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Mm-hmm. Shut up, four-eyes.
Oh.
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I'm talkin' to four-ears.
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With four ears, I can
ignore you twice as hard.
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What, what? What, what?
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You've pushed me
to the point of break.
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I'm confiscating these.
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Laters!
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What just friggin' happened?!
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So, I couldn't
help notice
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someone doesn't have
their bunny ears on.
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Ha-ha! I know, right?
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It's, uh, been
a pretty long time
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since we've seen you without your...
Too long!
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Too... long!
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Okay.
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Louise, maybe you'd feel better
if you told Mom and Dad...
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How happy I am?
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Mom, up high.
Hey! Oh!
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I'll take one.
You got it, bro!
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Whoo!
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Whew. Oh. Geez.
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Do you think I should
go talk to her, Bobby?
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No, you shouldn't!
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I'm great!
Just fantastic!
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Uh, maybe wait.
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You're not wearing
your ears today.
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Or are they invisible?
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Ha-ha-ha!
Invisible?!
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Where do you come up
with this stuff?
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Your mind
is so beautiful!
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Yeah, take it in!
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Whoa, Louise, not wearing
your bunny ears?
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This is big.
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Lots of issues to discuss,
feelings to process.
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Oh, yeah, tell me
about it, Mr. Frond!
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I am processing up a storm,
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but I could really use
a processing-partner!
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Me?!
Great idea! Your office?
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Five minutes?
Yeah!
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I'm out of here.
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I'm gonna wait
for that punk at the Steps
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and get my ears back.
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We'll come with you.
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No. You guys go home
and lie to Mom and Dad.
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Good. I'm a liar,
not a fighter.
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Louise, wait.
What?
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You want us
to keep your dinner warm?
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Yeah. Real warm.
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Hello, I see you're wearing
my ears. Oh, they're
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off-center
a smidge.
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Let me just...
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Nice try, kid.
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Fine. We're all young
professionals here.
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I'm Louise, by the way.
I-I don't think I got your name.
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Logan.
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Logan...
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what's this in my pocket?
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Oh, one, two,
three, four, five, six,
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seven, eight, nine dollars
for the hat.
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You can't buy me
like a cheap sex lady!
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Too slow, down low.
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Why don't you go back
to plan-school
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because looks like you
need a better one.
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Why don't you go
to plan-school?!
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Why don't you?
Why don't you?
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No, you, why don't you?
Why don't you?!
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No, why don't you?
Why don't you?!
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What do we do
with this card?
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Take it down?
It's creepy.
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Are you crazy?
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Remember when you
took down that charity jar?
255
00:09:18,027 --> 00:09:20,395
You saw how pissed those
breast cancer people got.
256
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,163
Hey, parentals.
Where's Louise?
257
00:09:22,198 --> 00:09:24,365
Um...
Hat shopping?
258
00:09:24,366 --> 00:09:25,667
Shopping for hats.
259
00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:27,035
Huh, that makes sense.
260
00:09:27,036 --> 00:09:28,603
I guess Louise needs
to transition
261
00:09:28,604 --> 00:09:30,238
from bunny ears to something.
262
00:09:30,239 --> 00:09:32,774
Like training wheels.
Like when we got a fish for Gene
263
00:09:32,775 --> 00:09:35,043
to prove he was responsible
enough to get a dog.
264
00:09:35,044 --> 00:09:37,045
I was not.
That poor fish.
265
00:09:38,247 --> 00:09:40,014
So, where are we going?
266
00:09:40,015 --> 00:09:42,000
My calendar is
wide open.
267
00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:44,452
Yeah, well, uh,
I'm home now.
268
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,054
So, run along,
little doggie.
269
00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:47,555
No, we're home now.
270
00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,257
Until I get those
ears back,
271
00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:51,793
wherever you go,
I go.
272
00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:57,398
Going to school, Logan?
I'll join you.
273
00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:58,733
Let's do it.
274
00:09:58,734 --> 00:10:00,301
Nope.
275
00:10:00,302 --> 00:10:03,071
Logan, Logan, Logan, Logan.
What do you do?
276
00:10:03,072 --> 00:10:05,173
You go to your locker
before you go to class
277
00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:06,374
or you go to class?
Gotta pee?
278
00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,742
What's the routine here?
279
00:10:07,743 --> 00:10:09,811
You know, I could pee...
in the boys' room.
280
00:10:09,812 --> 00:10:11,646
Well, you think
I won't go in there?
281
00:10:11,647 --> 00:10:12,780
I'm not giving up, Logan.
282
00:10:12,781 --> 00:10:14,182
I will wear you down.
283
00:10:14,216 --> 00:10:16,434
I got a prom date
because of these ears.
284
00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:18,319
My practice S.A.T. scores
went up.
285
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,921
I'm not giving up, either.
286
00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:22,924
Whoo!
It stinks in here.
287
00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:24,916
Welcome
to boys' smell.
288
00:10:36,155 --> 00:10:38,056
Logan! I like
your bunny ears.
289
00:10:38,057 --> 00:10:39,424
Thanks, Shanaya.
290
00:10:39,425 --> 00:10:43,261
They're not his ears!
291
00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:46,431
Oh, sorry you had
to leave so soon!
292
00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:50,018
Let the record show that I tried
to reason with you, Logan!
293
00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:52,194
Now I have to go nuclear!
294
00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:54,806
Can I help you?
295
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,474
I hope I'm not interrupting
296
00:10:56,475 --> 00:10:58,643
dinner, ma'am,
but your son...
297
00:10:58,644 --> 00:11:00,478
he stole something of mine.
298
00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:01,946
Logan!
299
00:11:01,947 --> 00:11:04,148
You took this girl's bunny ears?
300
00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:07,168
I didn't want to tattle,
but you left me no choice.
301
00:11:07,202 --> 00:11:08,620
Yeah. I took 'em.
302
00:11:08,621 --> 00:11:10,939
Return them. Now.
I threw 'em away.
303
00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,273
I told you you'd
never get 'em back.
304
00:11:12,308 --> 00:11:14,841
Bull, you threw them away.
Search my room.
305
00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,311
Ugh, Logan.
306
00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:18,630
Sorry, I'll write you a check.
$20?
307
00:11:18,631 --> 00:11:19,981
0 seems a bit high, honey.
308
00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,349
Oh, God, Tom. Not now!
309
00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:23,484
Where did you throw them away?
310
00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:24,953
Pancho's Tacos.
311
00:11:24,954 --> 00:11:27,338
Which one, Logan?
It's a chain!
312
00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:29,324
The good one.
The one on Riverside.
313
00:11:44,556 --> 00:11:46,574
Uh, kid, what you're
looking for was incinerated.
314
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,825
It's gone.
315
00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:49,877
Pfft. Burned up. Sorry.
316
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,548
No!
317
00:12:01,674 --> 00:12:03,508
Revenge.
318
00:12:03,509 --> 00:12:05,326
Is this it?
No!
319
00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:06,928
Are these it?
It's pink with ears.
320
00:12:06,929 --> 00:12:08,262
Oh, then they're gone.
It's a hat.
321
00:12:08,263 --> 00:12:09,995
No. Then they're gone.
322
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,241
Hey, I remember this hat.
323
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:15,709
It was gonna be my thing.
Remember?
324
00:12:15,743 --> 00:12:17,160
I could pull this off. Right?
325
00:12:17,161 --> 00:12:20,030
Um... yeah,
of course you can!
326
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,299
There she is,
my little big girl.
327
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,850
Tina and Gene told us
328
00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:25,519
you were in the market
for an in-between hat,
329
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,153
so we dug some
out of the closet.
330
00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,488
Maybe not this one.
331
00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:29,706
You probably
don't want this one.
332
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,174
How thoughtful of you all,
333
00:12:31,175 --> 00:12:33,594
but I don't need a hat
to complete me.
334
00:12:33,595 --> 00:12:36,063
I'm all I need.
Just me.
335
00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,531
That's what I keep telling you.
336
00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:38,765
Good night, Linda.
337
00:12:38,766 --> 00:12:40,334
Thank you for
thinking about me.
338
00:12:40,335 --> 00:12:41,535
You're welcome.
339
00:12:41,569 --> 00:12:43,070
All I need is that hat!
340
00:12:43,071 --> 00:12:45,171
Mine!
341
00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:48,342
Look who it is.
342
00:12:48,343 --> 00:12:50,527
Surprised you don't have pig
ears on, the way you squeal.
343
00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,230
Ha! Ha! Ha!
344
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,865
Question.
How's your hearing?
345
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,667
Uh, pretty good. Why?
346
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,435
Well, then I guess
you can hear that.
347
00:13:01,773 --> 00:13:03,874
That's the sound of revenge.
348
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,125
Uh...
349
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,380
For taking that
which wasn't yours,
350
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,199
I have summoned the wrath
of the One Eyed Snakes!
351
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,886
Hell hath no fury like...
352
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:19,373
Kill the bikes for a second!
353
00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:22,693
Thank you.
354
00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,394
Hell hath no fury...
355
00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:26,430
Did you hear that part? About hell?
Yeah, I think so.
356
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,231
Good.
'Cause the rest of it is,
357
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:32,753
"Hell hath no fury
like I do, Logan!"
358
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:34,454
You took my ears
and threw them away.
359
00:13:34,455 --> 00:13:36,056
And now these guys
360
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:38,759
are going to take your
ears and throw them away.
361
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,495
What?
362
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,081
Oh, boy.
363
00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:45,649
I'm going to watch
through my fingers.
364
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,317
No, I'm not.
I'm going to look away.
365
00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:48,785
I think we're gonna
have to lay low
366
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:49,920
for a little while
after this.
367
00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:52,756
Oh, God, don't cut my ears off!
368
00:13:52,757 --> 00:13:54,558
Ha! Ho!
369
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:56,927
I hate when shirt tags stick out.
Here, here, here, here!
370
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,762
I never threw them out, okay?
371
00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,447
I'm so sorry!
372
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,115
M-My ears.
373
00:14:07,739 --> 00:14:10,123
Please don't
cut off my ears!
374
00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:11,525
Leave 'em where they are.
375
00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:13,276
They... they look good
in that position.
376
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,578
Can I look yet?
377
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:16,079
Nee-ya...
I'll let you know.
378
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,115
My hands smell like onions.
It's nice.
379
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,283
Don't ever mess
with us again, Logan.
380
00:14:20,284 --> 00:14:22,285
Now, get the hell outta here!
Ah!
381
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,004
Yeah! That's how you do it!
382
00:14:24,038 --> 00:14:25,806
That's how you do it!
383
00:14:30,962 --> 00:14:34,498
No, no, no, no, we just got
the place back together.
384
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:42,255
Welcome back, fellas.
How are you?
385
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,657
Kids?
386
00:14:43,691 --> 00:14:45,058
What's going on?
387
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:46,209
Louise, you're wearing
your ears again.
388
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,644
Yeah, some kids stole 'em
389
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,196
and these mamma-jammas
got 'em back!
390
00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:52,682
Mamma-jammas, what?
Your ears were stolen?
391
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,118
Yup. I cashed in the card
the One Eyed Snakes gave us.
392
00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:56,987
Good to see you again, Bob.
Nice hat.
393
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,822
Ah, really?
Yeah, you think so?
394
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,191
Oh, and I told them food
and drinks are on the house.
395
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,426
No. They... that's... No.
396
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,693
I don't think that's...
397
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,062
Ya hear that, boys? Go crazy!
398
00:15:05,063 --> 00:15:06,897
All right! Yay!
No. No. No, no, no.
399
00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:08,198
All right,
let's go crazy.
400
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,666
Please don't go crazy.
401
00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:14,704
Um, can I help you folks?
402
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,006
Yes.
403
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:17,674
We are parents
in this community,
404
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,077
and we're marching on your
filthy, dangerous biker bar.
405
00:15:20,078 --> 00:15:21,478
We're not a biker bar.
406
00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,997
You are serving beer
to a ton of bikers.
407
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:25,732
Tom, please.
408
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:28,318
This biker bar is the reason our
town is going down the tubes.
409
00:15:28,352 --> 00:15:30,087
And we will not allow
410
00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:32,155
violence against our
children to continue.
411
00:15:32,156 --> 00:15:33,390
Violence!
412
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,708
Violence? What violence?
413
00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:38,328
Those bikers wanted
to cut off my ears.
414
00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:39,896
Oh, God.
415
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,865
Ah, calm down, we weren't
gonna cut off any ears.
416
00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:43,350
Don't listen to him.
He would have.
417
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:45,202
No, I wouldn't.
Yeah, you would.
418
00:15:45,203 --> 00:15:46,736
I'm tellin' ya, I would not...
I think you would have.
419
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,572
You don't know my mind!
420
00:15:48,606 --> 00:15:51,508
You see, I was just teachin'
these little bullies a lesson.
421
00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:54,211
So this is the brat who
picked on my Louise, huh?
422
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,712
Let me tell you something,
Miss Priss.
423
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,581
Lin...
No. I got this.
424
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,717
These bikers aren't the problem
in this town; it's your kids.
425
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:01,952
They're a bunch of animals.
426
00:16:01,953 --> 00:16:03,753
Yeah, lady!
Control your kids.
427
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,389
Oh, it is your kids
who cannot be controlled.
428
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,176
She's right.
I'm out of control.
429
00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:10,327
Oh, why don't you go
fart in a phone booth!
430
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:12,946
All right,
Lin, calm down.
431
00:16:12,947 --> 00:16:14,764
You tell this hussy
to calm down.
432
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,082
Yeah, calm it, hussy!
433
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,951
Do not call my wife a whore.
434
00:16:17,952 --> 00:16:19,753
Oh, I will not calm it.
435
00:16:19,787 --> 00:16:21,238
Love a catfight.
436
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:22,606
Ah!
Ooh.
437
00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:25,492
Lin, stop...
Ah!
438
00:16:25,493 --> 00:16:26,743
Don't do this...
Ooh...
439
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:27,844
Pull out her highlights, Mom.
440
00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:29,112
All right, all right,
441
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,231
everybody just calm down.
Ah!
442
00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:42,826
Pick that up,
apologize and leave.
443
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,461
Please.
For your own good.
444
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,798
I will do no such thing.
445
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,766
Shoulda left when
you coulda left.
446
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,685
Everyone who's got
a knife, grab it!
447
00:16:51,686 --> 00:16:53,760
It's a fight to the death!
448
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,467
Hey, hey, you can't fight
these people, Critter.
449
00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:02,269
You'll... you'll
destroy them.
450
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:04,538
When somebody messes with
the One Eyed Snake's colors,
451
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:05,672
they gotta pay.
452
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:07,207
My leadership's on the line.
453
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,309
I got no choice...
we gotta hurt these people.
454
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,711
Would Horny Dave have his men
455
00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:12,312
beat up some
white collar parents?
456
00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:14,882
Horny Dave is dead.
457
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:16,850
All right, it's goin' on now,
here it goes.
458
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:18,118
They're just bluffing.
459
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,953
The One Eyed Snakes
don't bluff.
460
00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,288
Neither do the Belcher kids!
461
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,523
Except when we do.
462
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:23,774
Yeah! Let's keep shouting stuff!
463
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:25,128
Screw inside voices!
464
00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:27,172
Okay, I'm calling
the police.
465
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:29,129
No!
466
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,297
My running mix!
467
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,165
Oh, enough talk. Let's kick...
468
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:35,118
Mudflap, are you okay?
469
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:36,854
I'm fine, it was just
a contraction. Let's...
470
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,022
Contraction?
471
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,391
You're in labor?
472
00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:43,493
Hold that kid in till we're done!
I'll try.
473
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:45,329
No, I can't.
474
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,664
This baby's coming.
Oh, this baby's coming.
475
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,217
I'll call an ambulance.
I'm a doctor.
476
00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:52,085
Well, then get the hell over here!
All right.
477
00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,537
Get under the hood
and check the oil, Doc.
478
00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:56,240
Okay. Okay, okay.
479
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,075
Uh, how far apart
are the contractions?
480
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:01,345
They are not.
Oh! Wow. Okay.
481
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,579
This baby is coming now.
482
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,914
Like right into my hand.
483
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,148
Hang in there,
Mudflap, hang in there.
484
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,850
Don't forget to breathe.
485
00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:08,518
Do you want me to get you
a wooden spoon to bite on?
486
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,721
Oh, forget the spoon.
Get me whiskey.
487
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,089
Um, I'm not sure whiskey is...
488
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,523
I have a flask
in my golf bag.
489
00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:14,825
Yeah, I got one here,
somewhere...
490
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,894
I got some whip-its.
Here. Take mine.
491
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,528
Hold on a sec.
492
00:18:19,714 --> 00:18:20,948
Okay, you're doing great.
493
00:18:20,949 --> 00:18:22,215
Uh, what's your name?
494
00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:23,767
Mudflap.
Oh, Mudflap, uh...
495
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,035
that was my
grandmother's name.
496
00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,887
Really?
No, no.
497
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,755
You're named after
a dirty part of a truck.
498
00:18:28,756 --> 00:18:30,023
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, keep breathing.
499
00:18:30,058 --> 00:18:31,236
Okay.
And...
500
00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:33,560
ready... push!
501
00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:35,195
Ugh.
Just pretend it's lasagna.
502
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:39,066
I don't know how Mudflap's doing this
without an epidura
503
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,467
If I didn't have
one with Logan?
504
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,369
Whoo!
Ugh, tell me about it.
505
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,037
Those two?
Piece of cake.
506
00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:45,542
That one?
A whole cake.
507
00:18:45,573 --> 00:18:48,241
I'm sorry my Logan
picked on your kids.
508
00:18:48,242 --> 00:18:49,743
Hey. I'm sorry my kids
509
00:18:49,744 --> 00:18:51,881
had bikers threaten to
cut your kid's ears off.
510
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,780
I need you guys to hold up
her knees, just like this...
511
00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:55,616
Okay. I see the head.
512
00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:57,250
- Oh, I looked.
- That's a head.
513
00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:58,552
I hope that's a head.
514
00:18:58,553 --> 00:18:59,753
I shouldn't have looked.
I looked.
515
00:18:59,787 --> 00:19:01,622
One more big push, Mudflap!
516
00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:02,923
Okay!
517
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,058
Here it comes!
518
00:19:06,995 --> 00:19:09,129
Aw.
519
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:11,431
- Look at that.
- "Not it" to clean the table.
520
00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:13,200
It's a boy.
Barely.
521
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,802
Mudflap, is there someone
you'd like to cut the cord?
522
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:17,738
His daddy.
523
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,206
But Horny Dave's dead.
524
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,676
No, Critter, Horny Dave
had a vasectomy in '95.
525
00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:25,312
Come here.
What are you saying, woman?
526
00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:26,747
This baby's yours.
527
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:28,115
I still don't understand.
528
00:19:28,149 --> 00:19:31,952
Critter, we had sex
and you knocked me up...
529
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,787
Slow down! Slow down!
530
00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:35,956
This baby is your spawn.
531
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,774
Oh...
532
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:39,276
Wait a minute,
what do you mean?
533
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:41,028
You're a daddy.
534
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:42,462
From when?
535
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:44,648
Sometimes the one
you slept with nine months ago
536
00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:46,633
was right in front
of you all along.
537
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:48,468
Oh, Mudflap.
538
00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:49,886
Give me that cord.
539
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:53,423
Okay, are we gonna
have the fight now?
540
00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:56,143
Or...
Louise, there's gonna be no fight.
541
00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:59,596
This little kid squashed a beef
better than Horny Dave ever did.
542
00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:01,331
My boy. How 'bout that?
543
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,599
Here, Creature.
544
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,034
Critter.
Right.
545
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,635
Maybe you could use it
as a baby blanket.
546
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,137
Oh. Thank you.
547
00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:09,790
And thanks for getting
your hands dirty, Doc.
548
00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:11,058
No problem.
549
00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:12,843
Aw. Parents helping bikers
550
00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:14,344
who are now parents.
551
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,296
See, our town has its problems.
552
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,481
But it doesn't mean
553
00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:19,016
it's going in the crapper.
554
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,137
It just means if we want
to be a better neighborhood,
555
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:24,221
we have to be better
neighbors to each other.
556
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,756
Boo!
Boo!
557
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,074
Stinks!
Okay, Louise, come on.
558
00:20:27,075 --> 00:20:28,308
Thanks a lot.
It's okay.
559
00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:29,676
You were very brave.
560
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,078
You stood up
for yourself,
561
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:32,979
got help from
dangerous bikers,
562
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,481
all without your ears.
563
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,166
Maybe you don't
need them anymore.
564
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,667
Maybe.
565
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:40,237
And maybe I know someone
who needs them more than m
566
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:43,423
Look, these ears mean
a lot to you, Logan,
567
00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:45,325
so how about you keep 'em?
568
00:20:45,326 --> 00:20:47,661
Really?
No friggin' way!
569
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,663
I was just messing
with you, you idiot!
570
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:51,214
Ah! Oh!
571
00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:53,550
Welcome home, ears.
Let's get you a beer.
572
00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:55,018
Dad, two beers.
No.
573
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:56,741
They're for my ears!
574
00:20:57,305 --> 00:21:57,566
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