1
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Hey, remember my fart from last night?

2
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Be more specific.

3
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Maybe this will ring a bell.
(fart noise)

4
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Oh, yeah.
(farting "Yankee Doodle Dandy")

5
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I taught it to love its country.

6
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It's "Stankee Doodle Dandy."

7
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(laughter)

8
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Cool. Play something else.

9
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Play "Happy Birthday"

10
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'cause my birthday's coming up.

11
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Play "Happy Stankee Birthday."

12
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Do it. Do it.

13
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It'll be funny. Do it.

14
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Hey, Courtney, take a chill pill.

15
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(gasping) Oh, my gosh.

16
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Uh...
No, it's all right.

17
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No, guys, guys.

18
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I will take a chill pill, I will.

19
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Because I have
a congenital heart condition,

20
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and I take them every day.

21
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I had shingles once.
I have a cut on my leg.

22
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Those things aren't congenital.

23
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(school bell ringing)
Show's over.

24
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We got to get our congenitals to class.

25
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(door bell dings)
Hi, Lin.

26
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Hey, Gretchen.

27
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Just came by to return this bottle

28
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of water you left at the salon.

29
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When did I leave that there?

30
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Two weeks ago.
Oh.

31
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Hey, do you guys have a lost and found?

32
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Yeah. Why?
What'd you lose?

33
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15 pounds. Look at me.

34
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Oh, yeah, you lost weight.

35
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Good for you.

36
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Wow, what's your secret, Gretchen?

37
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I went on the Skin Deep diet.

38
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You can only eat fruits
and vegetable skins,

39
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and the weight just fell right off.

40
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One time, I accidentally
ate a banana peel,

41
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but I didn't look like you afterwards.

42
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(laughter)
Whoa.

43
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Humph, err...

44
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Well, I got to run.

45
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Hey, Gretchen.

46
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Wow, you look great.

47
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Did you lose weight?

48
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Little bit. Look--

49
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my tattoo's not stretched out anymore.

50
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It almost looks like a regular dolphin.
Wow, yeah.

51
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Look at my thigh tattoo, Bobby.

52
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Oh, let me pull my shorts up here.

53
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It's okay.
Okay. All right.

54
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Bye, Gretchen.
Bye, everybody.

55
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Bye.

56
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You're perfect the way you are.

57
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Don't lose one more pound.

58
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I won't, probably.
I don't know.

59
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(laughs)

60
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Gretchen looks good, huh?

61
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Yeah, I guess she looks all right.

62
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Why is your eye twitching?

63
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Because I'm very happy for her.

64
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So what if she's the hot one now,

65
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and I'm the one with the muffin top.

66
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Oh, come on, Lin, you look great.

67
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I like your muffin top.

68
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So you think I have a muffin top?
What?

69
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No, no, I said... No.

70
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I'm going on that diet, Bob,
and when I'm done,

71
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I'm gonna look like
Gretchen's skinny sister.

72
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Gretchen's sister is skinny, Lin,

73
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but it's because she's
on methamphetamines.

74
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Whatever works, Teddy.
Don't judge!

75
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(sucking, snorting)

76
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If you guys are trying to
cut the line, forget it.

77
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Lenny's giving us backwards cuts.

78
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Backwards cuts?

79
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They found a loophole.

80
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Hey, Gene, guess what?

81
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What, Rupa?

82
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I know someone who likes you.

83
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Is it Lenny?

84
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'Cause I want backwards cuts.

85
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I think she means someone
like-likes you.

86
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Uh-huh.
Oh.

87
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Is it the school nurse?

88
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She said I was the perfect temperature.

89
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Can't tell you.

90
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It's a secret.

91
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Aw, I guess we'll never know now.

92
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Well, whoever she is, I hope she
appreciates that I can do this.

93
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Ah, ah, baa, baa, ba.

94
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Dun dun da-dun-dun, baa-baa.

95
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I don't get it.
Bop. Bop.

96
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I try and try and he ends up
with the secret crush.

97
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Maybe don't try so hard, girlfriend.

98
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Okay, I see your point.

99
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Who do you think
like-likes Gene?

100
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"Puberty, puberty,
puberty."

101
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That's all I hear when you guys talk.

102
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But we're his sisters.

103
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What if we don't approve of her?

104
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Oh, judging people.

105
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Well, when you put it like that...

106
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Bad hair, bad breath, bad attitude,

107
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eyes, nose, mouth, posture...

108
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So, we know it's not
Sarah, Wendy or Lizzie.

109
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Maybe it's Julie?

110
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Nah, she like-likes
Lenny Destefano.

111
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Geez, who isn't
on the Lenny Destefano train.

112
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It sold out even
before it left the station.

113
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Uh-huh.
What about Rupa?

114
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Maybe she told us

115
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about the secret crush
to throw us off her trail?

116
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No. Rupa's not that smart.

117
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She thought elbow macaroni
was made of elbows.

118
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Oh, (forced laugh) and that's not true.

119
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Maybe it's someone
we're not thinking of.

120
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(both gasping)

121
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BOTH:
Courtney Wheeler!

122
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(both screaming)

123
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Hi, Gene.

124
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I heard somebody
like-likes you.

125
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Do you know who it is?

126
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Nope.
(screaming)

127
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She's in your grade,

128
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and she thinks you're really cute.

129
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And she has blond hair.

130
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And she's looking right at you.

131
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It's me!
(laughs, snorts)

132
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Oh, boy.
(screaming)

133
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So, do you
like-like Courtney?

134
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Do you want to go out with her?

135
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(screaming)

136
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Uh...

137
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(screaming)

138
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Uh...

139
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

140
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You like-like her, right?

141
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Yes.
Uh...

142
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(screaming)

143
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I guess?
(giggling, screaming)

144
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
he said yes, But he did.

145
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You guys are going out.

146
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Let's make it official.

147
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(screaming)

148
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Aw.

149
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Uh, is this forever?

150
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Oh right, I forgot.

151
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GENE:
Oh, no.

152
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There it is.

153
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It's all, eh,
written down. (snorts)

154
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
All right.

155
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Well, thank you.

156
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Bog Harbor Catholic has an opening.

157
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You'll just need to wear a skirt
and go by the name Eugenia.

158
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Louise, what are you talking about?

159
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Gene's switching schools.

160
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Gene, why do you want to switch schools?

161
00:05:02,046 --> 00:05:03,247
(gasps) Are you being bullied?

162
00:05:03,281 --> 00:05:04,915
Who's hurting my baby boy?

163
00:05:04,949 --> 00:05:06,583
I wish I had a bully.

164
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This is way worse.

165
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Courtney Wheeler
like-likes him.

166
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Oh...!

167
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Courtney asked Gene if
he wanted to go out with her,

168
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and he said yes.

169
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All right, Gene, you're on the board.

170
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Way to go.

171
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I hear dating bells.

172
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So, who's Courtney?

173
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Courtney Wheeler is the most
annoying girl in my grade.

174
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In school.
In the world.

175
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Oh, well, what's so bad about her?

176
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She talks too much,
she breathes too loud,

177
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and she's always sucking
on her necklace.

178
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(slurping noises)

179
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And her breath smells like sweat.

180
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Yeah, and she talks on her phone
when she goes to the bathroom.

181
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It's confusing.

182
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COURTNEY:
Hey, how's it going?

183
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Good. Thanks for asking.

184
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I'm in the bathroom.
Where are you?

185
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I'm in the bathroom, too.

186
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I thought you knew that.

187
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Sorry, hold on.

188
00:05:46,007 --> 00:05:47,541
Some girl thinks I'm talking to her.

189
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Oh, well get rid of her.
I'll wait here.

190
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Gene, then why did you say
you'd go out with her?

191
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Her friends were staring at me!

192
00:05:52,547 --> 00:05:54,381
I didn't want to be a jerk, Dad.

193
00:05:54,415 --> 00:05:56,350
Well, you're not being a jerk
if you don't like her.

194
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Like-like her.
Like-like her.

195
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Your father's right, Gene.

196
00:05:59,621 --> 00:06:02,222
When did Mom start eating garbage?

197
00:06:02,257 --> 00:06:03,390
These are potato peels.

198
00:06:03,424 --> 00:06:05,092
I'm on the Skin Deep diet.

199
00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:06,894
I'm only allowed to eat
fruit and vegetable skins.

200
00:06:06,928 --> 00:06:08,328
It's delicious.

201
00:06:08,363 --> 00:06:09,930
You know, the longer you wait,
the harder

202
00:06:09,964 --> 00:06:11,665
it's gonna be to tell her
how you really feel.

203
00:06:11,699 --> 00:06:12,766
Oh, yeah?
When are you gonna

204
00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,935
tell Mom how you really feel?

205
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LINDA: Huh? Huh?
What'd he say?

206
00:06:17,939 --> 00:06:19,323
Hi, Gene.

207
00:06:19,357 --> 00:06:21,742
Hi, Courtney.
BOTH: Aww. So cute.

208
00:06:21,776 --> 00:06:23,443
We're walking into school together.

209
00:06:23,478 --> 00:06:25,412
'Cause, you know, now we're going out.

210
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Take my hand.

211
00:06:26,881 --> 00:06:28,715
You should know
when you hold hands with me,

212
00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:31,018
you hold hands
with everything I've ever eaten.

213
00:06:31,052 --> 00:06:32,352
I don't care if they're sticky.

214
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Just makes them harder to pull apart.

215
00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:36,456
(anxious whimpering)

216
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BOTH:
So cute.

217
00:06:37,825 --> 00:06:39,059
Unbelievable.

218
00:06:39,093 --> 00:06:40,260
You guys, we're going in.

219
00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:42,062
Yech!

220
00:06:42,096 --> 00:06:44,865
Do you know where to hit me
on my head to give me amnesia?

221
00:06:44,899 --> 00:06:46,233
Right here. Who am I?

222
00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,567
Tina, try again.

223
00:06:47,602 --> 00:06:48,769
Who am I?

224
00:06:48,803 --> 00:06:49,937
Tina, try again.

225
00:06:49,971 --> 00:06:51,071
Who am I?

226
00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,073
Tina, harder!

227
00:06:53,107 --> 00:06:55,692
♪ We go together like
rama-lama-lama ♪

228
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♪ Ka-ding-ka-dingy-dong

229
00:06:57,595 --> 00:06:59,246
♪ Remembered forever

230
00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,530
♪ As shoo-bop-shoo-wada-wada

231
00:07:00,581 --> 00:07:02,082
♪ Yipidy-boom-di-boom

232
00:07:02,116 --> 00:07:04,034
♪ Chang-chang,
changity-chang-shoo-bop ♪

233
00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:07,421
♪ That's the way it should be

234
00:07:07,455 --> 00:07:09,072
♪ Wah-ooh.... yeah!

235
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BOTH:
Aww.

236
00:07:10,441 --> 00:07:12,042
♪ We're one of a kind Yech!

237
00:07:12,076 --> 00:07:13,543
♪ Like dip-di-dip-di-dip

238
00:07:13,578 --> 00:07:15,278
♪ Doo-wop-a-dooby-doo

239
00:07:15,313 --> 00:07:16,913
♪ Our names are signed

240
00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:18,048
♪ Boogity-boogity-boogity

241
00:07:18,082 --> 00:07:19,333
♪ Shooby-doo-wop-shoo-bop

242
00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:20,500
♪ Chang-chang, changity...

243
00:07:20,535 --> 00:07:24,955
(Linda munching, TV playing)

244
00:07:24,989 --> 00:07:27,339
Mom, a whole cantaloupe skin?

245
00:07:27,459 --> 00:07:28,218
You sure?

246
00:07:28,338 --> 00:07:29,226
I earned it.

247
00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:31,128
All I had for breakfast was kiwi fuzz.

248
00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:32,896
It was like licking
your father's back. Ugh.

249
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Thanks, Lin.
What?

250
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,348
Gene, let me get this straight.

251
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I'm driving you on a date with a girl

252
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who you don't like and should've
broken up with by now?

253
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Like-like.
Tina, I know.

254
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Actually, it's a double date.

255
00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:43,924
Julie and Lenny Destefano are coming.

256
00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:45,826
Julie better not get
too attached to Lenny.

257
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That is one stallion
that won't be broken.

258
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Here, Dad, you'll
probably need ear plugs.

259
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And if those aren't enough,

260
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hit yourself over the head with this.

261
00:07:53,134 --> 00:07:55,085
I'm sure she's not that bad, Louise.

262
00:07:55,119 --> 00:07:57,120
Hmm... she kind of is.
Ehh... you would be wrong.

263
00:07:57,155 --> 00:07:58,822
Prepare to be surprised.

264
00:07:58,856 --> 00:08:00,323
Dad, take it, take it.

265
00:08:00,358 --> 00:08:01,958
I don't even need it back, just take it.

266
00:08:01,993 --> 00:08:04,094
Good-bye.
All right, well, good luck finding

267
00:08:04,128 --> 00:08:06,430
a drive-thru hammer store.

268
00:08:06,464 --> 00:08:07,547
(giggles, snorts)

269
00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:08,982
Kick, kick, kick.

270
00:08:09,017 --> 00:08:10,817
Courtney, will you
stop kicking the seat?

271
00:08:10,852 --> 00:08:12,652
I'm not kicking. Kick.

272
00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:13,820
Really?
I can feel it.

273
00:08:13,855 --> 00:08:14,888
And you're saying kick.

274
00:08:14,906 --> 00:08:16,857
No. It's not me. Kick.

275
00:08:16,891 --> 00:08:18,108
Well, Julie's too far away.

276
00:08:18,159 --> 00:08:19,359
And it's not Lenny.

277
00:08:19,393 --> 00:08:21,445
Not me, Mr. B.
Oh, I know, Lenny.

278
00:08:21,496 --> 00:08:23,146
Maybe you're just
imagining it. Kick.

279
00:08:23,181 --> 00:08:24,498
Did you feel that?

280
00:08:24,532 --> 00:08:25,866
Yes.
Kick.

281
00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:27,200
How about that?

282
00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:28,485
Courtney, please.

283
00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:29,853
Courtney can't control her legs

284
00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,838
because she has
a congenital heart condition.

285
00:08:31,873 --> 00:08:33,790
What do those things have
to do with each other?

286
00:08:33,841 --> 00:08:35,792
What does anything have
to do with each other? (grunts)

287
00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:37,260
Oh, my God.

288
00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:41,364
(whispering): Gene.
What?

289
00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:42,999
She's so annoying.
I know.

290
00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,202
You have to break up with her.
I know.

291
00:08:45,236 --> 00:08:46,970
Get back in the car.
We can drive away.

292
00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:48,839
Seriously?
I think so.

293
00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:50,741
Forget it, forget it.
It's too late. Here she comes.

294
00:08:50,775 --> 00:08:52,309
I don't know how
to break up with her, Dad.

295
00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,493
Just.... Oh hi, Courtney.

296
00:08:53,528 --> 00:08:54,661
We were just talking.

297
00:08:54,695 --> 00:08:55,862
Just chatting.

298
00:08:55,897 --> 00:08:57,364
Come on, Gene, let's go, come on!

299
00:08:57,398 --> 00:08:58,932
I just want to finish
these chats with Dad.

300
00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:01,435
Dad, I just want to chat
with you some more.

301
00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:03,170
We have to go get seats in the back row

302
00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:04,504
'cause people complain
about the way I chew

303
00:09:04,539 --> 00:09:06,857
for some reason.
Gene, I'm so sorry.

304
00:09:08,459 --> 00:09:10,026
I want to break up with Courtney,

305
00:09:10,061 --> 00:09:12,062
but it's so hard.

306
00:09:12,096 --> 00:09:15,165
My life is more difficult than
anyone else's on the planet,

307
00:09:15,199 --> 00:09:18,602
and, yes, I'm including
starving children, so don't ask.

308
00:09:18,636 --> 00:09:19,886
Why don't we practice?

309
00:09:19,921 --> 00:09:21,088
Tina, you be Courtney.

310
00:09:21,122 --> 00:09:22,255
Gene, break up with her.

311
00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,907
Go ahead, you can do it.

312
00:09:23,941 --> 00:09:26,076
Courtney, I think we should break up.

313
00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:27,711
Oh, okay.

314
00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:28,912
Please don't be sad.

315
00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:30,080
No, I get it.

316
00:09:30,114 --> 00:09:31,214
It's fine.

317
00:09:31,249 --> 00:09:32,516
It wouldn't have worked anyway.

318
00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:34,634
This is so hard!
Can't I just wait

319
00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:37,070
till we go to different colleges
and lose touch?

320
00:09:37,105 --> 00:09:38,371
You're doing good.
You're doing good.

321
00:09:38,406 --> 00:09:39,739
Come on, try it with me.

322
00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:41,541
Courtney, I think we should break up.

323
00:09:41,576 --> 00:09:44,044
What?! You'll never
break up with me!

324
00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:45,979
I will kill you first!

325
00:09:46,013 --> 00:09:47,364
(screams) Forget it.

326
00:09:47,398 --> 00:09:49,733
I'm not doing it.
Yes, you are. Again!

327
00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:51,635
Courtney, I think we should break up.

328
00:09:51,669 --> 00:09:53,270
Nooooo!
Again!

329
00:09:53,304 --> 00:09:54,671
I think we should break up.
(screaming)

330
00:09:56,924 --> 00:09:58,325
Courtney, I think we should break up.

331
00:09:58,359 --> 00:10:00,293
I understand.
Again.

332
00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:01,795
Courtney, I think we should break up.

333
00:10:01,829 --> 00:10:03,230
You're ready.

334
00:10:03,264 --> 00:10:04,965
(muttering):
I think we should break up.

335
00:10:04,999 --> 00:10:06,933
I think we should break up.
I think we should break up.

336
00:10:06,968 --> 00:10:08,235
We don't want any.

337
00:10:08,269 --> 00:10:09,336
Okay, bye.

338
00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,637
Hold on, wait a second.

339
00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:12,305
I'm kidding.
That was a joke.

340
00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:15,075
What can I do for you?
Is Courtney home?

341
00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:16,810
Who's asking?
I'm Gene.

342
00:10:16,844 --> 00:10:18,845
Oh, so you're the famous Gene.

343
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,564
Come on in, famous Gene.

344
00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,649
Uh... okay.

345
00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:24,417
Courtney!

346
00:10:24,452 --> 00:10:26,453
Hold on, I'm yell...
You got to yell up the stairs.

347
00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,155
She can't hear me.
Gene's down here, Court!

348
00:10:28,189 --> 00:10:30,273
I'm taking my pill, Daddy.

349
00:10:30,308 --> 00:10:32,075
Tell him I'll be down in a second.

350
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,010
Okay, she's taking her pill.
She's gonna be down...

351
00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:35,345
You probably heard that, didn't you?

352
00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:36,479
Follow me.

353
00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:38,415
Whoa!

354
00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:40,534
("Halleluiah Chorus" playing)

355
00:10:40,568 --> 00:10:42,002
Where did you get all this stuff?

356
00:10:42,036 --> 00:10:43,837
Did your parents buy it for you?

357
00:10:43,871 --> 00:10:46,106
(chuckles) Yup, they did.

358
00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:48,708
(moaning with pleasure)
You like that?

359
00:10:48,743 --> 00:10:50,844
Uh-huh.
Go ahead. Go nuts.

360
00:10:50,878 --> 00:10:54,130
(drums playing)

361
00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:55,498
Why do you have all this?

362
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,600
Are you Moby?

363
00:10:56,634 --> 00:10:58,134
(chuckling):
No.

364
00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:01,004
I'm not Moby,
but I am in the music business.

365
00:11:01,038 --> 00:11:02,505
I'm in the music business!

366
00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,506
Is that right?

367
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,308
Well, I write jingles.

368
00:11:05,343 --> 00:11:07,143
Right now, I'm working on one
for Pips potato chips.

369
00:11:07,178 --> 00:11:09,346
♪ Pop in a Pips--
Pop! potato chips ♪

370
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:10,347
Crunch!

371
00:11:10,381 --> 00:11:11,815
That's beautiful.

372
00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:14,150
I've never met a real artist before.

373
00:11:14,185 --> 00:11:17,020
Well, Gene, now that you're
Courtney's new friend,

374
00:11:17,054 --> 00:11:19,522
you got an all-access
pass to gear heaven!

375
00:11:19,557 --> 00:11:20,540
Oh, my God!

376
00:11:20,574 --> 00:11:21,741
Gear heaven!

377
00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:24,177
(moaning with pleasure)

378
00:11:26,831 --> 00:11:30,350
(synthesizers playing
various sounds and notes)

379
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:33,970
Whee!

380
00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,422
Eeh, eeh, eeh, eeh...

381
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,643
Whoop, whoop, whoop, wah, wah...

382
00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:41,094
Hey, Gene.

383
00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:42,362
Moby?!

384
00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:44,097
Hey, Gene...
Gene!

385
00:11:44,131 --> 00:11:45,899
What'd you come over here to tell me?

386
00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:47,434
Um, well...

387
00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,719
(explosion booms)
Ooh! Explosion!

388
00:11:49,754 --> 00:11:51,554
(sucking)
Uh...

389
00:11:51,589 --> 00:11:52,555
(synthesizer making various sounds)

390
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,241
What is it?

391
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:58,878
I just wanted to tell you
that I like-like-like you!

392
00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:00,330
Wha-wha-really?

393
00:12:00,381 --> 00:12:01,848
(gasping):
Oh, my God!

394
00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:03,216
(breathy giggle)

395
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:04,417
(humming upbeat melody)

396
00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:05,835
Daddy...

397
00:12:05,886 --> 00:12:07,887
♪ Gene and Courtney
sitting in a tree... ♪

398
00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:10,240
S-I-T-T-I-N-G!

399
00:12:10,274 --> 00:12:12,642
(laughing)

400
00:12:14,578 --> 00:12:16,222
I can make this work!

401
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,391
(TV playing)
He's back.

402
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,612
Did you break up with Courtney?
No! Better!

403
00:12:21,646 --> 00:12:23,013
What could be better than that?

404
00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:24,415
I met her cool dad.

405
00:12:24,449 --> 00:12:25,683
Oh, you weak idiot!

406
00:12:25,717 --> 00:12:27,201
Louise, stop it.

407
00:12:27,235 --> 00:12:29,003
Seriously, Gene, what's wrong with you?

408
00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:30,537
Courtney's dad writes jingles.

409
00:12:30,572 --> 00:12:32,640
Remember Pawsage's Cat Sausages?

410
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,308
Oh, yeah!
I remember that.

411
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:39,780
♪ Pawsages are pawsitively
purrfect! Meow! ♪

412
00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,148
(stomach growls)
Ooh! That just made me hungry.

413
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,183
God, Linda, just eat something.
No!

414
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,019
Courtney's having
a birthday party this weekend,

415
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:47,521
and great news--
I got us all on the list.

416
00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,623
Ooh! We're on the list!

417
00:12:49,658 --> 00:12:51,659
(stomach growls)
That's right, tummy. You're coming, too.

418
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:53,460
(stomach growls)
What's that, tummy?

419
00:12:53,495 --> 00:12:55,663
No, you can't have ice cream.

420
00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:56,997
Count me out.

421
00:12:57,032 --> 00:12:59,033
Fine! Then you'll miss
my performance.

422
00:12:59,067 --> 00:12:59,867
What performance?

423
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,035
I'm gonna write a jingle

424
00:13:01,069 --> 00:13:02,336
and sing it at the party.

425
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,004
When Doug hears it,

426
00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,056
he's gonna give me a record deal!
A jingle deal.

427
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,342
Her dad isn't gonna
give you a record deal, Gene.

428
00:13:08,376 --> 00:13:11,011
Yes, he is!
You can't keep going out with Courtney,

429
00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:12,379
just because of her dad.

430
00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:13,981
Yeah, you don't even
like-like her.

431
00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:16,684
No, I think I might
like-like her now.

432
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:17,685
No, you don't.

433
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:19,086
Nah, you don't, honey.

434
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,487
Why don't you try speaking in words,

435
00:13:20,522 --> 00:13:22,539
instead of your damn dirty lies!

436
00:13:22,574 --> 00:13:24,141
Seriously!
I think I do!

437
00:13:24,175 --> 00:13:25,909
When I shut my eyes and cover my ears,

438
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,379
I feel like I maybe could spend
the rest of my life with her.

439
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,380
Aw...

440
00:13:29,414 --> 00:13:31,115
I mean, "oh."

441
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,354
Where's Gene?

442
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:39,690
Oh, he's at Courtney's,
hitting on her dad.

443
00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:41,892
Hey, Lin, can you check the
burgers on the grill for me?

444
00:13:41,926 --> 00:13:44,695
I can't be around food right now, Bob.

445
00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:47,097
You do realize you work
in a restaurant, right?

446
00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:49,400
Don't say restaurant;
it makes me hungry.

447
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:52,002
You okay, Linda?
Mom's cranky because she's only had

448
00:13:52,037 --> 00:13:53,871
fruit and vegetable skins
for three days.

449
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:55,105
Is your name Linda?
I don't think so!

450
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,707
Whoa.

451
00:13:56,741 --> 00:13:58,175
I'm sorry, honey.

452
00:13:58,209 --> 00:13:59,526
Come here; I'm sorry.

453
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:00,527
(moaning)

454
00:14:00,562 --> 00:14:01,528
Come here.

455
00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:02,763
Come hug Mommy!
Okay.

456
00:14:02,797 --> 00:14:04,064
Mommy hug.

457
00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:05,399
(sniffing)

458
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,935
Mm! Did you use that
cocoa butter shampoo?

459
00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:09,570
Yeah.
(stomach growling)

460
00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:10,904
(moaning):
Bu... bu... bu...

461
00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:13,640
Butter... butter...
Lin... Lin...

462
00:14:13,675 --> 00:14:14,641
(muffled):
What? What?

463
00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:16,210
Stop eating Tina's hair.

464
00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:17,578
(gagging)

465
00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,313
Dad, I made up a jingle for you.

466
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:20,981
You want to hear it?
Not really.

467
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:23,550
♪ Have a feast for your face

468
00:14:23,585 --> 00:14:26,120
♪ Have a burger
at Bald Bob's! ♪

469
00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:28,655
It was pretty good,
up until you said Bald Bob.

470
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:31,492
Doug says when you write
a jingle, use alliteration.

471
00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:33,827
Oh, thanks for the lesson,
Professor Jingleberry.

472
00:14:33,862 --> 00:14:34,995
(chuckles) Good one.

473
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,663
I've got one for you, too, Mort.

474
00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:38,098
♪ If you got yourself a stiff ♪

475
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,299
♪ Don't dump it in a ditch ♪

476
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:40,567
♪ Take your corpse
to Mort! ♪

477
00:14:40,602 --> 00:14:41,835
That's me!

478
00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:43,837
That was really good.
How about this one?

479
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:44,972
♪ Told you to break up with Courtney ♪

480
00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:46,507
♪ And you didn't listen

481
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,741
♪ And now you're
stuck with her forever ♪

482
00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,309
♪ So suck it!

483
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,413
That's not very catchy,
but we'll work on it.

484
00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:56,683
♪ It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Friday... ♪

485
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,254
(high-pitched):
I feel light-headed.

486
00:15:00,288 --> 00:15:01,688
I'm not feeling anything.

487
00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:03,690
I think somebody stepped on this batch.

488
00:15:03,725 --> 00:15:04,925
Cake, anyone?

489
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:06,160
Not for me, I'm on a diet.

490
00:15:06,194 --> 00:15:07,961
Bob! Bob!
Take a piece of cake!

491
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:08,962
I don't want cake.

492
00:15:08,997 --> 00:15:10,130
Just take a piece.

493
00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:11,298
I want to look
at it, up-close.

494
00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:12,633
Fine.

495
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,535
Oh, icing's like cake skin, right?

496
00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:15,536
What?!

497
00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:18,172
(smacking, moaning)

498
00:15:18,206 --> 00:15:19,623
Lin, get ahold of yourself.

499
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,024
(moaning continues)

500
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,793
Okay, I'm walking away from you now.

501
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,845
So, Bob, I hear you're a burger man.

502
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:27,548
Yep. Gene mentioned
that you write jingles.

503
00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:28,816
You thinking what I'm thinking?

504
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,651
I'm afraid to say yes.

505
00:15:30,685 --> 00:15:32,686
(humming rhythmic melody)

506
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:39,460
♪ Blazin' beef and big old buns ♪

507
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:40,861
♪ Bun, bun, bun,
bun-bun, bun-bun ♪

508
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:42,181
♪ Bun, bun!

509
00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:43,559
Well, nice meeting you.

510
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:44,748
COURTNEY:
Attention, everybody.

511
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:47,167
Look at me!
Birthday girl talking!

512
00:15:47,202 --> 00:15:48,702
Come on, everyone!

513
00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:50,370
They make a cute couple, huh?

514
00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:53,073
They certainly are standing
next to each other.

515
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:55,409
Mr. Belcher!
I said attention!

516
00:15:55,443 --> 00:15:56,460
He talked first, so...

517
00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:57,461
Well, he asked me a question.

518
00:15:57,495 --> 00:15:58,462
No... I didn't.

519
00:15:58,496 --> 00:15:59,463
Well, you did, too.

520
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:01,365
Um, okay, anyway,

521
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:03,300
Gene's written a love jingle about me,

522
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,701
and he's gonna perform it now.

523
00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:09,973
This is more of an extended
jingle jam/demo reel.

524
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:12,042
I call it "Silent Love."

525
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,744
(laughs)

526
00:16:13,778 --> 00:16:16,647
♪ When I close my eyes
and I cover my ears ♪

527
00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:18,582
♪ It's almost like you aren't here ♪

528
00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:21,318
♪ It's a silent love--
shh! ♪

529
00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:22,686
Silent love!

530
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,988
Shh!
(quietly): Silent love.

531
00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:26,256
No, seriously-- shh!

532
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,225
Talkin' 'bout silent love!

533
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,843
Stop singing!

534
00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:32,079
All the ladies in the house
now: silent love!

535
00:16:32,113 --> 00:16:33,263
Silent love?

536
00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:34,498
(grunts)
Gene!

537
00:16:34,532 --> 00:16:36,099
I have to do the fellas in the house!

538
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,234
You can't do the ladies
and not do the fellas!

539
00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:39,336
Just be quiet!
Let me sing!

540
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,171
No! It's not a duet!

541
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,607
♪ Silent love...
it's a silent... ♪

542
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,375
You are so annoying!

543
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,443
What?

544
00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:48,712
Just stop singing!
Stop talking!

545
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,713
Stop breathing!

546
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,714
(everyone gasps)

547
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,883
(Courtney gasps)

548
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:56,553
(siren wails, fades into distance)

549
00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:58,639
Do you think I've ruined her birthday?

550
00:16:58,759 --> 00:16:59,997
Nah.

551
00:17:04,613 --> 00:17:05,697
(groans)

552
00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:06,737
You were right, Dad.

553
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:08,966
I should've broken up with
Courtney a long time ago.

554
00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:10,341
Now I've killed her.

555
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:11,962
You didn't kill Courtney, Gene.

556
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,446
Yeah, honey, she'll be okay.

557
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:14,447
Probably.

558
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,032
Look at the bright side:

559
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,968
You'll never have to go out
with any girls again,

560
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,302
because they all hate you.

561
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,538
They hate me, Doug hates me...

562
00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:22,789
Lenny hates you.

563
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:25,959
My career is ruined.

564
00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:28,195
Gene, Doug wasn't gonna
give you a record deal.

565
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:29,629
He doesn't even give out record deals.

566
00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:30,947
He doesn't have that power.

567
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:33,466
Yes, he does!
No, he doesn't.

568
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:35,385
You don't know anything
about the music business.

569
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:37,120
(high-pitched): Look, the
doctor's coming over.

570
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,288
Tina, are you still doing helium?

571
00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:40,056
No...
Tina!

572
00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:41,191
I like it.
Give me some.

573
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,225
DOCTOR:
Gene...

574
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,960
would you like to see her now?

575
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:45,195
Uh, I'm good.

576
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:46,396
Now's the time.

577
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,164
Dad, what do I say to her?

578
00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,699
(high-pitched):
Just make light small talk.

579
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:50,800
Yeah, cheer her up.

580
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,335
Make some fart noises, huh?

581
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,904
I don't think I have it in me.

582
00:17:53,938 --> 00:17:55,572
(farting sound)

583
00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:56,740
Oh! I do!

584
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,008
There he is.

585
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:03,029
(monitor beeping, Courtney snoring)

586
00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:10,036
Gene, is that you?

587
00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:11,238
Yes.

588
00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:12,706
(whimpers weakly)

589
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,175
P... Put my necklace
in my mouth?

590
00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:16,243
(groans)

591
00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:18,695
(sucks, moans with pleasure)

592
00:18:18,729 --> 00:18:21,765
Did you really mean
those things that you said?

593
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,166
No!

594
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,267
Well, a little bit.

595
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:25,402
I'm sorry.

596
00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:28,672
So, you don't like-like me?

597
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:32,008
No, but... I like
things about you.

598
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:33,710
Like your dad and his stuff.

599
00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:34,578
(groans weakly)

600
00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:37,013
You were using me.

601
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,882
I prefer the term
"networking."

602
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:42,452
Gene, if you're gonna break up
with me, break up with me.

603
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:43,553
I can take it.

604
00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:45,622
(snorting)
(sighing)

605
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:48,725
Courtney, I think we should break up.

606
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,193
(gasps)

607
00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:51,394
(steady flatline beep)

608
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:52,679
Oh, my God! Courtney!

609
00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:53,847
Doctor, do something!

610
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:55,081
There's nothing we can do.

611
00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:56,549
You broke her heart.

612
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:58,318
(gasps) Psych!

613
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:03,373
(laughter)

614
00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:04,774
Way to go, Courtney.

615
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:05,775
You're okay?

616
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,043
Yeah.

617
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,078
Did you fake this whole thing?

618
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:09,746
No.

619
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,414
The palpitations were real,
but we stabilized her.

620
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,415
Thanks, Dr. Chegler.

621
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,717
Oh, you're welcome.

622
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:15,885
You should've seen your face.

623
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,137
Did you see his face?

624
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,238
It was very funny.

625
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:19,789
You scared me!

626
00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:21,725
I think you kind of deserved it,

627
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:23,059
after what you did to me.

628
00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,728
I guess you're right.

629
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,496
It's okay.
I'll forgive you.

630
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,265
If you get Peter Pescadero
to go out with me.

631
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,934
Peter's got partial hearing loss.

632
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:32,152
It's a perfect match.

633
00:19:32,186 --> 00:19:34,237
And if you clean my bedpan.

634
00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:35,438
(sighs heavily)

635
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:36,940
Fair enough.

636
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,326
Doug, can I still
visit you in gear heaven?

637
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,795
Nope. Not a chance
in gear hell, Gene.

638
00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:42,929
Okeydokey.

639
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:46,399
What the hell?
I didn't lose a thing!

640
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,284
You're wearing clothes;
that adds a little weight.

641
00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:49,452
You're right.

642
00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:51,087
Oh, he's so smart.
Yeah.

643
00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:53,650
Lin, no... no, no...
Linda, stop.

644
00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:55,485
Lin, you can't take off
your clothes here!

645
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,153
Bob, I need an accurate number!

646
00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,555
Lin, this diet is making you crazy.

647
00:19:58,589 --> 00:19:59,822
Just take it off...

648
00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:01,057
You don't even need to be on it.

649
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:02,075
You look great.

650
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:03,943
What about my muffin top?

651
00:20:03,978 --> 00:20:05,378
You know who doesn't have a muffin top?

652
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,380
People who go to the gym all the time,

653
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,882
and who don't have kids.

654
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,266
Don't blame us, fatty!

655
00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:11,434
Lookin' good!

656
00:20:11,468 --> 00:20:13,603
Aw! Horny little grandpa.

657
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,572
Thanks, horny little grandpa!

658
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:17,056
Well, I learned my lesson.

659
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,192
Never date someone
you don't like-like.

660
00:20:19,226 --> 00:20:21,561
Even if it means losing
out on a record deal.

661
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,062
That's my boy.

662
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,898
Gene, why are you holding a bedpan?

663
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,299
The doctor said I could have it.

664
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,351
I'm never using a toilet again!

665
00:20:28,385 --> 00:20:30,386
(Bob groans)
Ooh, mashed potatoes.

666
00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:31,638
Lin, where are you going?

667
00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:33,806
LIN (grunting):
Hey, come back here!

668
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,742
Oh, yeah, now I see her muffin top.

669
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,843
LINDA:
Give me that!

670
00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:40,546
(over TV): ♪ When I close
my eyes and I cover my ears ♪

671
00:20:40,581 --> 00:20:42,215
Hmm?

672
00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:43,549
♪ It's almost like you aren't here ♪

673
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:45,218
♪ It's Silent Muffler-- shh!

674
00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:50,349
That's my song! That's my song!
Doug!

675
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,115
***