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Anyone notice anything
different about me?

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- New boobs?
- New 'tude?

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Wrong and wronger.
I'm pregnant!

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Wha...?

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We're getting flour sack
babies in health class.

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You do have that glow.

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Aw, my little baby's having babies.

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I'm a sexy grandma.

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I can't believe they're going to
let you be in charge of a child.

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What are you talking about?

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I was born to be a mother.

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I'm gonna pull a flour
sack out of my bottom.

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Morning, everyone.

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Wow, Don Draper's
kind of fat this season.

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Ooh, you look sharp, mister.

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The jury is gonna find you guilty
of handsome in the first degree.

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Oof, um, ah.

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I'm contesting a parking ticket, Lin.
There isn't a jury.

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You've got a suit
that won't a-quit.

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Wait a second,
there's no stains on that.

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That's not your suit.

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My suit didn't fit anymore,
so I borrowed this from Mort.

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Some poor guy's wife brought two

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for the burial
and left this one behind.

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Why don't I ever get to
wear dead people's clothes?

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When I'm gone,
I'll leave you all my socks.

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Aw, I wanted those.

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Okay, class, now that you've
been assigned life partners,

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kiss your childhood good-bye
and your babies hello.

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Let's have all the fathers come up

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and assume responsibility
for their reckless behavior.

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Travis Albright.

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He has your eyes.

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But hopefully not your A.D.D.

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Huh?

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Gene Belcher.

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He's beautiful.

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Now, remember,
even the smallest mistake

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will affect
your child's life forever.

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Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry.
Can I have another one?

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I don't know, Gene.

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Can people just have another baby?

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Well, yes, they can.
So here you go.

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But if you drop this one,
I'll have to fail you.

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Ah!

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Gene, you're getting an F.

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- Ah!
- For "failing father."

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I can fix this!

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See, he's fine.

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He's good; He's happy.

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Ah! I need a baby!

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Go back to your seat, Gene.

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And wipe that baby off your face.

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I couldn't see the meter

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because there was a kid standing
in front of it, and, um,

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he was exactly meter-sized.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Meter-sized?

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Well, and-and I think he was
loitering, sir.

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Well, Mr. Belcher...

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...we're gonna let this one go.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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- I'm dismissing the ticket.
- Okay, wow.

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Maybe next time
use the valet, huh?

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I will.

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I definitely will...

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Next case!

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You look important.

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- Will you marry my mom?
- What? Uh, oh, um...

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Sweetie, sweetie, don't
bother that nice gentleman.

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I'm so sorry.

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He's an idiot.

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Ah, I'm sure.

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"Gentleman." Wow.

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I would've been a great dad.

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Gene, cheer up.

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Why not focus your energy on
losing that baby weight?

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No! I'm moping.

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I'm gonna take the long way home.

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Tell Mom not to make anything
for dinner with flour.

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And a flour-less
chocolate cake for dessert!

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What was that?

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- Hello.
- Who said that?

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- Hello.
- Are you a ghost?

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'Cause I'm a Ghostbuster!
And I'm a police officer.

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And a Sagittarius.

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I do not understand your command.

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Please sit to create profile.

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Please log in with name now.

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- Gene.
- Hello, Gene.

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Please sit to create profile.

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Okay, but don't try anything funny.

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Request for funny activated.

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Loading joke.

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You know jokes?

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Knock-knock.

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Who's there?

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Botany.

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Botany who?

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Bot-any good toilets lately?

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I get it!
- Did you like that?

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I have a million of them.

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1,100,005.

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You are so cool.

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Cooling seat now.

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No, no, warm it up.

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I like my buns toasted.

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Warming seat now.

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Mmm.

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Who's the Queen of England?

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Elizabeth the second.

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- Who's the Queen of the Night?
- Whitney Houston.

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Who's the Queen of the...
wait a second!

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Bidet?
Don't mind if I bid-do.

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I knew that would happen,
but I did it anyway.

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I'm not just saying this
because I'm your friend,

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but that is amazing.

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Alert.

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Auxiliary water tank low.

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I require maintenance
from primary user.

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"Primary user"?

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Wow, I've never cared
for a toilet of my own before.

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I guess you're never really ready.

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There you go, thirsty boy.

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Thank you, Gene.

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Activating night light.

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Uh-oh, it's night already?

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I better go home.

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I'm gonna bet my sisters $1,000

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that there isn't
a talking toilet in the woods.

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That's what I call easy money.

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Playing artist Eddie Money.

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No, no, cancel! Undo!

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Cancelling Eddie Money.

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Wow, you really listen.

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You're the best.

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Okay, see ya.

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Good-bye, Gene.

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Hey, little man.
Huh?

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Where'd you hear
that song you're whistling?

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It wasn't a song.

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I-I was making fun of a bird.

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Well, a little bird told me

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you might have seen something
I'm looking for:

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A toilet.

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I haven't seen one.

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I-I've never even used one!

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- Come here, just for a sec.
- Uh, no.

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- I want to tell you something.
- Ma... okay. Yell it.

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I mean, I mean, I want
to give you something.

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I already have enough.

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You don't know what it is.

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I know.

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I just feel like I
know what I can carry

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and I have my...
night planned.

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You won the lottery.
Oh.

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- Then I better go quit my job!
- Where is it?!

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Where's my toilet?!

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You're my baby boy now, Belcher.

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I'm not sure, but
I think people are

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treating me different
because of this suit.

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Last night on the street,
this homeless guy saluted me.

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Can't believe
I almost buried that suit.

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If you buried it now, it'd probably
claw itself out of the grave

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to get back on Bobby.

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That would make a great movie.

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Suit Cemetery.

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I'd see that, but only the matinee.

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I wouldn't want to come home
to a dark closet.

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- Ooh, here comes the three-piece!
- Ah, I...

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Bow tie, oh, look out!

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Oh, it got me!
Linda, please.

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- I don't want to find another place to eat.
- I'm dead.

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Excuse me, do you know
where Maestro's Bistro is?

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Sorry, no, I...

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- What about this place?
- Hmm, I don't know.

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- How's the food here?
- Uh, it's really good.

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I eat here every day.

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- Mmm. Oh.
- If it's good enough for him.

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Well, uh, since I'm dining
alone, maybe I'll join you.

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You dining alone?
How does that happen?

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Whoa, whoa, ladies!

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Bring it down a notch, huh?

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Why don't I get you a nice
booth in the back, right?

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We were all single once,

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but you don't got to be
a slut about it, you know?

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It's just a little bit
further, and it's amazing!

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Is it a body, like in Stand By Me?

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Or a great math teacher,
like in Stand and Deliver?

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I present to you, voila!

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Hello, Gene.

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What the hell?

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New user detected.

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Please say your name
to create profile.

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Holy crap!

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Hello, Holy Crap.

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Hi.

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And boom, my friend the toilet.

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Say "pupu platter."

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Pupu platter.

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- Say "nuclear wiener."
- Nuclear wiener.

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- Say "hypothalamus."
Hypothalamus.

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Say "I love you, Tina."

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I love you, Tina.

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Say "I love you, Tina.

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I'm not a toilet, I'm a boy."

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- No.
- Oh.

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Alert. Auxiliary water tank low.

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Please fill.

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Okay, time for din-din.

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Why don't you just
breast-feed it, Gene?

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I tried.

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This one only takes a bottle.

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Thank you.

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Maintenance complete.

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You're really great with him, Gene.

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He's just a really good toilet.

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Alert.

220
00:08:01,765 --> 00:08:03,716
Three hours of
battery life remaining.

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00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,551
Please connect to a power source.

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Power source?

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What power source?

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00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:12,375
I require a dedicated 220 volt
ground fault circuit interrupter.

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Don't worry,
we'll get you out of here.

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Adrenaline, do your thing!

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Gene, calm down.

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You're not the first
person who's had to find

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a power source
for his talking toilet.

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Right, right.
We'll have to go home

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and get some batteries,
extension cords.

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We'll steal a car, we'll siphon
the gasoline into a generator.

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We'll help you, Gene.

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Thanks, T.

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It takes a village to
charge a toilet.

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Where have you kids been?

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- It's late.
- Glee club.

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- Key club.
- Ski club?

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Oh, extracurriculars.
I love it.

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Yeah, we have
a triple-club emergency.

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We need extension cords
and lots of them.

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Well, well, well, if it
isn't Baby Boy Belcher.

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Did you lose this somewhere?

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Uh, kids, this guy's
looking for a lost toilet.

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And he's not crazy.

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He's Max, uh... sorry, I didn't,
uh, catch your last name.

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Eh, Flush.

248
00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:07,129
Your name's Max Flush and
you're looking for a toilet?

249
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That's funny.

250
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,701
And his name is Bob Burger.

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What?

252
00:09:12,869 --> 00:09:14,303
His name is Bob Burger.

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- Um, it's not.
- It is.

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- It isn't, no.
- It's not?

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- No. Are you serious?
- Bob Burgers.

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How...
Bob Burgers.

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Then who am I thinking of?
I don't know.

258
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But-but the sign.

259
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Okay, well,
I'm still missing a toilet.

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I was delivering it,
but it fell off my truck.

261
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,337
My toilet's worth $14,000.

262
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,571
So I'm gonna find it.

263
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,607
$14,000?

264
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,692
For 14 grand, I'd let
that toilet poop on me.

265
00:09:36,693 --> 00:09:37,827
Lin.

266
00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,028
My toilet's special.

267
00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:40,162
State of the art.

268
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,530
I'm very motivated to find it.

269
00:09:41,565 --> 00:09:43,532
Have you told the toilet
how you feel?

270
00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:44,800
The toilet knows how I feel!

271
00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,737
Okay, Mr. Flush, we'll-we'll
let you know if we see it,

272
00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:48,871
and, uh, we're closing early, so...

273
00:09:48,872 --> 00:09:50,439
Closing early?

274
00:09:50,474 --> 00:09:52,708
Yeah, I'm gonna use the money
I saved on that ticket

275
00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,045
and take Linda and my suit
out to a nice dinner.

276
00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:58,180
We're going to
Beville's! It's fancy.

277
00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,808
They give you bread in a basket
with a napkin inside of it.

278
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:01,884
- Can I come?
- No.

279
00:10:01,885 --> 00:10:04,153
- Oh.
- Okey dokey.

280
00:10:04,154 --> 00:10:06,022
I guess I'll just
be on my way then.

281
00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:09,058
Before we go,
we should take out the trash.

282
00:10:09,059 --> 00:10:10,059
Lin, do you mind?

283
00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:12,261
I'm kind of in a suit.

284
00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:14,096
Okay, but I'm not gonna lie down

285
00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:16,098
in any puddles for
you to cross, mister.

286
00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,700
Just kidding, I will.

287
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,435
Oh, no, he's not leaving!

288
00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:20,803
He's staking us out.

289
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,571
We'll have to lay low for a while.

290
00:10:22,572 --> 00:10:24,874
We can't lay low. We have
to get back to the toilet!

291
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,075
We'll need a plan.

292
00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:28,010
Tina, cancel all
of my appointments.

293
00:10:28,011 --> 00:10:29,245
That's gonna take a while.

294
00:10:29,246 --> 00:10:30,346
Gene, hold my calls.

295
00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:35,851
Now he wants to switch eyes!

296
00:10:38,307 --> 00:10:40,894
Okay, operation
Capture the Throne is go.

297
00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:45,432
Andy and Ollie are
on their way here.

298
00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:46,933
Everybody know what they're doing?

299
00:10:46,934 --> 00:10:49,102
- In general or in the plan?
- The plan, Tina.

300
00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:50,637
Oh, whew.
We just have to wait

301
00:10:50,638 --> 00:10:52,339
for Mom and Dad to get
out of here, already.

302
00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:53,607
The toilet's only got
two hours left.

303
00:10:53,608 --> 00:10:55,108
How do I look?

304
00:10:55,109 --> 00:10:57,444
Well, no one's gonna be
looking at you, Lin.

305
00:10:57,445 --> 00:10:58,669
- Oh.
- Bye!

306
00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,683
- Bye.
- Bye.

307
00:10:59,684 --> 00:11:01,448
- Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
- Bye.

308
00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:02,482
- Bye, bye.
- Bye.

309
00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:03,783
Stay out of my room.

310
00:11:04,819 --> 00:11:06,086
Here come Andy and Ollie.

311
00:11:06,087 --> 00:11:07,587
What's taking them so long?

312
00:11:07,588 --> 00:11:09,155
They're both trying
to carry each other

313
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,790
at the same time.

314
00:11:17,014 --> 00:11:18,148
Sorry, Samantha.

315
00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:21,484
I'm Tina!

316
00:11:21,485 --> 00:11:22,752
No, you're me.

317
00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:23,920
Oh.

318
00:11:25,973 --> 00:11:28,775
I'm selling pens to benefit
my Beaver Scout troo.

319
00:11:28,776 --> 00:11:30,343
How many can I put you down for?

320
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,344
None.

321
00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:32,779
- Seven?
- Zero.

322
00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:35,448
- Zero hundred and seven?
- Oh, fine, I'll take two.

323
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:38,551
Hey!

324
00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:45,358
Party of two-ty-toot-toot.

325
00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:47,961
I'm a fun customer;
You're gonna love me.

326
00:11:47,962 --> 00:11:50,830
I'm sorry, unless you have a
reservation, it's an hour wait.

327
00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:53,633
An hour, really, hmm?

328
00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:55,402
Oh, are you together?

329
00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:57,621
Maybe we have something.
Let me check.

330
00:11:57,622 --> 00:11:59,205
May I bring you a cocktail?

331
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:01,207
Ooh, appletinis.

332
00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,575
Uh, yeah, we'll have two.

333
00:12:02,576 --> 00:12:05,378
Two each.  I'm serious.

334
00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:07,580
I'm coming, toilet!

335
00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:09,733
Don't you quit on me!

336
00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:27,701
Guess we're in the same boat
now, Baby Boy Belcher.

337
00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:29,886
Oh, my.

338
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,155
What the...?

339
00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:39,445
Have a great time
on King's Head Island, sucker!

340
00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:41,581
Rent a golf cart;
They're super fun.

341
00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:42,916
This isn't over!

342
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:45,568
I can make my knees smile.

343
00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:47,604
Toilet?

344
00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:48,605
Hello, Gene.

345
00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:50,340
Maintenance required.

346
00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:52,175
Don't worry, help is on the way.

347
00:12:52,226 --> 00:12:54,744
33 minutes
of battery life remaining.

348
00:12:54,779 --> 00:12:56,313
Everything's going to be okay.

349
00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:58,431
We'll be telling jokes
again in no time.

350
00:12:58,466 --> 00:12:59,766
Loading joke.

351
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:00,934
Knock-knock.

352
00:13:00,935 --> 00:13:01,935
Who's there?

353
00:13:01,936 --> 00:13:02,936
Interrupting toilet.

354
00:13:02,937 --> 00:13:03,937
Interrupting toilet...?

355
00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:07,557
Hang in there, buddy.

356
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:09,292
We're going to get you fixed up.

357
00:13:09,327 --> 00:13:11,161
These are from the couple
over there.

358
00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,914
Thank you.
Ah... not for you, for him.

359
00:13:14,915 --> 00:13:16,649
- Oh.
- Oh, I still haven't finished

360
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,685
my Sex on the Beach
from that foot clinic doctor.

361
00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:20,020
Yeah, we got to pick up the pace.

362
00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:21,654
Double fist 'em... go.

363
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:24,524
I don't know, Lin, I mean,
I drove, or maybe you drove.

364
00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:25,959
One of us drove, right?

365
00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,827
It's all right,
we-we'll take a snatchy.

366
00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:29,662
What?
We'll take a snatchy.

367
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:32,747
What-What's a snatchy?
- The yellow thing.

368
00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:34,254
Well, I need a better hint
than that.

369
00:13:34,255 --> 00:13:36,353
- It's got wheels.
- A taxi?

370
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:37,837
Yeah, a snacky.

371
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,039
You said...
Snacky!

372
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,373
Wait, you keep changing it.

373
00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:42,258
You got it, stop teasing me.

374
00:13:42,259 --> 00:13:43,927
Well, you said "snatchy."

375
00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:45,345
Shut up, drink.

376
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,614
Okay.

377
00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:50,650
11 minutes of battery
life remaining.

378
00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:52,118
Where are they?

379
00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:54,154
It's getting cold out here.

380
00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:55,155
Warming seat.

381
00:13:55,156 --> 00:13:56,990
No, save your energy!

382
00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,892
I'll warm my butt
the old-fashioned way.

383
00:14:00,678 --> 00:14:01,778
Finally.

384
00:14:01,779 --> 00:14:04,647
Hello, what a beauty.

385
00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:06,516
She's a hottie potty, baby, haw!

386
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:08,551
Wow, does it wipe for you, too?

387
00:14:08,552 --> 00:14:09,619
What's wipe?

388
00:14:09,653 --> 00:14:11,004
Now, I got to pee in this baby.

389
00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:13,790
No, get away from
him, you monster!

390
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:14,791
He's dying!

391
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,292
We don't have much time!

392
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:18,027
Flush some chicken soup into him!

393
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,050
- Or put on a movie he likes!
- Yeah.

394
00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:22,165
Everybody, close
your eyes and believe.

395
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,551
No, we have to move him.

396
00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:25,552
Lift with your butts.

397
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:29,589
Oh, man.

398
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:32,008
This is heavier
than my mom at the prom.

399
00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:35,011
'Cause she was pregnant with me.

400
00:14:39,817 --> 00:14:42,118
Nine minutes of
battery life remaining.

401
00:14:42,119 --> 00:14:43,686
Oh, no, no, no, no.

402
00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:45,822
Hurry, hurry... go!

403
00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:47,640
Mush, mush!

404
00:14:49,193 --> 00:14:51,194
You can't flush me.

405
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:56,315
Wow, Beville's was great,
but I'm still kind of hungry.

406
00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:58,022
Me, too.
Did we forget to eat?

407
00:14:58,035 --> 00:14:59,536
Oh, my God, we did.

408
00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:02,539
Who cares?

409
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,540
Let's just make out.

410
00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:04,707
Uh, scenic route, sir?

411
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,910
You betcha.

412
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,665
Hang in there, buddy,
we're almost there.

413
00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:14,333
Pedal with your heart!

414
00:15:19,023 --> 00:15:20,356
Ah, it's Max Flush!

415
00:15:20,357 --> 00:15:22,108
Pedal faster!
That way!

416
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,229
I don't see him.

417
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,513
Yeah!

418
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:29,365
We're doing it, we're doing it!

419
00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:31,885
Whoo-hoo, we're home free!

420
00:15:34,121 --> 00:15:36,522
- Wait, there's no bridge.
- Stop!

421
00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:40,910
Fly, toilet, fly!

422
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:42,528
Toilets can't fly, Gene.

423
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:43,529
This one can!

424
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,031
Activate wings!

425
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,749
Playing artist Wings.

426
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,218
N-N-N-N-No.

427
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:02,499
No...!

428
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:06,474
If you want this toilet,
you'll have to go through me,

429
00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:08,243
- Max Flush!
- Gene?

430
00:16:08,244 --> 00:16:09,777
Dad? Mom?

431
00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:12,113
What you doing in the middle
of the road with a toilet?

432
00:16:12,148 --> 00:16:13,665
He's more than a toilet!

433
00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:16,117
He's my best friend and he's dying!

434
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:19,053
Okay.
Ah, now he's losing fluids!

435
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:22,757
W-Wait, is this that guy's
missing $14,000 toilet?

436
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,859
We need to get him
to a power source immediately.

437
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,595
Well, I-I don't think
we can ask the cab driver to...

438
00:16:27,596 --> 00:16:29,747
- Toilet in the taxi, sir?
- Really?

439
00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:34,586
I still don't really
understand what's happening.

440
00:16:34,587 --> 00:16:36,921
I don't either,
but I'm having fun.

441
00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:38,923
There's a coffee shop...
they'll have outlets.

442
00:16:38,924 --> 00:16:40,475
For people writing screenplays.

443
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,676
Pull over!

444
00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:45,096
I'm drunk.

445
00:16:46,932 --> 00:16:49,617
Two minutes
of battery life remaining.

446
00:16:49,652 --> 00:16:51,177
Hey, you can't bring that in here.

447
00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:53,388
Your sign says restrooms
are for customers only,

448
00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,828
not that customers can't
bring in their own restrooms.

449
00:16:55,829 --> 00:16:58,293
That restroom is mine.

450
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,729
Hey, toilet guy.

451
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,665
Look, my son found your toilet.

452
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,166
And I'll never give him back!

453
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,902
You just want to take him somewhere
where he'll get pooped on!

454
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,571
I'll never let that happen!

455
00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:12,023
I'll never let anything
bad happen to him ever!

456
00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:14,759
Battery dead.
Good-bye.

457
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,461
No...!

458
00:17:16,462 --> 00:17:17,912
Kid, he's a toilet.

459
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,164
He'll be fine once he's recharged.

460
00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:22,834
There's a family waiting
for him... a very nice family...

461
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,269
so let me take him.

462
00:17:24,303 --> 00:17:27,989
He belongs with me, and you'll
never be able to move both of us!

463
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:30,225
Yeah, if you think you're gonna
get Gene off the toilet

464
00:17:30,226 --> 00:17:32,697
before he's ready,
I've got some bad news for you.

465
00:17:32,698 --> 00:17:34,303
He missed his birthday party once.

466
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,197
- We had a clown.
- We had to send him in there.

467
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,699
You give me that toilet!

468
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,067
What's the problem here?

469
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,319
No problem, no problem.

470
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,906
These people brought in an outside
toilet and they refuse to leave.

471
00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:47,066
Yeah, you should probably
deal with that.

472
00:17:47,092 --> 00:17:49,961
Hey, that looks like that toilet
that was reported stolen.

473
00:17:49,995 --> 00:17:51,646
Welp, sure hope
you figure that out.

474
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,747
- Freeze!
- Stop right there.

475
00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:54,383
Get him!

476
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,167
- Yeah!
- Oh!

477
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:58,236
Where you're going, they
don't have any toilets.

478
00:17:58,237 --> 00:18:02,240
Well, they do, but it's out in
the open and it's embarrassing.

479
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,208
Warm my butt.

480
00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:06,377
You're useless, useless!

481
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,513
Gene, stop yelling at the toilet.

482
00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:10,481
It just sits there and takes it.

483
00:18:10,516 --> 00:18:13,184
I know that fancy toilet was
your friend and you liked him,

484
00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:16,688
but he wasn't yours
and he's probably evidence now.

485
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:19,958
He needed me to take care
of him, Dad, and I let him down.

486
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,626
I'll never get
to have anything nice,

487
00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:24,095
like a bag of flour or a toilet.

488
00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:26,197
Look, Gene, it's not easy
to take care of things.

489
00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:29,100
I mean, one time when you were
a baby and I was watching you,

490
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:32,403
you ate a fern, and you could
have died, but you didn't.

491
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,038
Huh.

492
00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:36,140
My point is, you tried to
take care of the toilet

493
00:18:36,141 --> 00:18:37,809
and you did the best you could.

494
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,310
That's all anyone can do.

495
00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:40,311
I guess.

496
00:18:40,312 --> 00:18:41,779
Sorry I yelled at you.

497
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,581
It's not your fault you're stupid.

498
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,718
Gene, get in here!
Your friend's on TV!

499
00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:48,653
This morning, the ferry's

500
00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:51,089
most important passenger
isn't a person, it's a toilet.

501
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,457
It's him!

502
00:18:52,491 --> 00:18:55,493
This $14,000 toilet
was allegedly stolen

503
00:18:55,494 --> 00:18:58,429
by a Timones J
aka the Bathroom Burglar.

504
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:00,765
He said his name was Max Flush.

505
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:01,766
And you believed that?

506
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,267
- Um...
- Eh...

507
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,803
Ah... um, no, I'm...
Yeah... no, wha... why...

508
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,939
Fittingly, this royal flusher
is headed back

509
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:10,575
to its rightful owner
on King's Head Island.

510
00:19:10,576 --> 00:19:13,478
Live from the ferry landing,
I'm Olsen Benner.

511
00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:14,646
Mom, get the car.

512
00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:16,080
I have to go to the toilet.

513
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:18,532
Ooh, I got chills
when you said that.

514
00:19:20,602 --> 00:19:22,887
There he is.
Gene, go!

515
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:26,124
Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, kid,
can't go near that toilet.

516
00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:27,859
Uh, Officer,
can you cut him a break?

517
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,395
It's a long story, but he-he
just wants to say good-bye.

518
00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:33,464
Kind of weird, but, all right,
sir, your kid's got one minute.

519
00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:35,466
Hello, toilet.

520
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:37,135
I know you can't hear me,
but I just...

521
00:19:37,169 --> 00:19:38,636
Hello, Gene.

522
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:40,004
Toilet, they charged you.

523
00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,839
Activate bidet?
Yes!

524
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,107
I-I mean, no.

525
00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:45,109
I think I just have time
to say good-bye.

526
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,110
Good-bye, Gene.

527
00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,129
I... I love you.

528
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,464
Please repeat command.

529
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,565
I love you.

530
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:51,833
You would like to vomit?

531
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,334
No, I love you.

532
00:19:53,335 --> 00:19:54,802
Seat up for vomit.

533
00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:56,571
No, I love you.

534
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,022
Vomit now.
I love you.

535
00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,290
- Vomit.
- I love you!

536
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,159
Vomit now. Vomit now.

537
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,527
Stop saying that!

538
00:20:02,561 --> 00:20:03,695
Vomit now.
Damn fool!

539
00:20:03,696 --> 00:20:04,829
Okay, this is just sad.

540
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,264
I know.

541
00:20:06,298 --> 00:20:08,533
Huh, that suit looks
just like one my dad had.

542
00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:10,535
Yeah, it's a nice one, huh?
I love it.

543
00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:11,869
Yeah, let me see the label.

544
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,471
Um, I...
There's my dad's name.

545
00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:14,772
"Tailored for Paul McGill."

546
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:16,974
That's weird...
his name is Bob Burgers.

547
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:18,643
That's my dad's suit!
Where'd you get it?

548
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,228
A funeral home?
What?!

549
00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,930
A funeral home.
It's a home for funerals.

550
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:26,467
I'll never forget that toilet.

551
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:27,935
I'll never forget that suit.

552
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,871
At least you still got
your birthday suit.

553
00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:31,005
Yeah, too bad it's wrinkly.

554
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,373
Let's get Dad dry-cleaned.

555
00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:34,142
Nah, I'll press him.

556
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:40,181
♪ Baby, hold on to me,
oh, yeah ♪

557
00:20:40,182 --> 00:20:44,068
♪ Whatever will be will be

558
00:20:44,069 --> 00:20:48,005
♪ The future is ours to see,
yeah, come on ♪

559
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,291
♪ So, baby, hold on to me

560
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,009
♪ Hold it

561
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:55,363
♪ Think about it, baby

562
00:20:55,364 --> 00:20:59,767
♪ I'm gonna take you
to the top ♪

563
00:20:59,768 --> 00:21:03,863
♪ So, baby, hold on to me,
hold on tight ♪

564
00:21:03,864 --> 00:21:08,863
♪ Whatever will be will be,
say it again, the future is... ♪