1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,434 Okay, tell me the truth, am I stuck in a laser/dog bark/fart rut? 3 00:00:26,435 --> 00:00:27,669 - No. - Yes. 4 00:00:27,703 --> 00:00:30,204 Has anyone seen my volcano? 5 00:00:30,205 --> 00:00:31,472 Did you check all your pockets? 6 00:00:31,473 --> 00:00:33,241 Can you describe what it looks like? 7 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:35,143 Well, it's volcano-shaped, 8 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:37,245 and it's my science fair project from last year. 9 00:00:37,279 --> 00:00:38,646 Oh, it's in the liquor cabinet. 10 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,331 I've been using it as a wine koozie. 11 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,916 It's fun, I love it. 12 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:44,135 Introducing my science fair project for this year. 13 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:45,637 Hold on. 14 00:00:45,638 --> 00:00:48,039 Wait, you're turning in the same project again? 15 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,557 Will Mr. Blevins let you do that? 16 00:00:49,558 --> 00:00:51,059 Yeah, Louise, he's not just a teacher, 17 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,560 he's the head of the science fair. 18 00:00:52,561 --> 00:00:54,178 He must be swimming in women. 19 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,546 Don't worry about Blevins. 20 00:00:55,547 --> 00:00:57,148 I can play him like a fiddle. 21 00:00:57,149 --> 00:01:00,551 A strange, puffy fiddle with a ponytail and a sad butt. 22 00:01:00,586 --> 00:01:02,587 Louise, shouldn't you just do a new project, 23 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:04,489 like you're supposed to? Why? 24 00:01:04,490 --> 00:01:07,225 - Um, I don't know, to learn something? - You learn something. 25 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:09,527 Okay honey, good luck with your volcano. 26 00:01:11,397 --> 00:01:12,947 123, 27 00:01:12,981 --> 00:01:14,716 124... 28 00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:16,217 What are you two kooks doing? 29 00:01:16,218 --> 00:01:18,386 It's for our science fair project: 30 00:01:18,387 --> 00:01:20,188 "How Many Hairs Are Up There?" 31 00:01:20,189 --> 00:01:21,989 The tough part is keeping them all organized. 32 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:23,424 I ga... Oh! 33 00:01:23,425 --> 00:01:24,992 - One, two... - You guys are working too hard. 34 00:01:24,993 --> 00:01:26,060 As per "uuge." 35 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:28,763 Good morning, children. 36 00:01:28,764 --> 00:01:32,066 My name is Mr. Dinkler, and I will be taking over this science class. 37 00:01:32,101 --> 00:01:33,851 Whoa, whoa whoa, what? 38 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:35,186 What happened to Mr. Blevins? 39 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,220 He's dead. 40 00:01:37,589 --> 00:01:38,856 To this classroom. 41 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:41,793 He's at home recovering from a severe attack of gout. 42 00:01:41,794 --> 00:01:45,263 But I'm sick of talking about him, so let's just move on already. 43 00:01:45,264 --> 00:01:47,565 Some of you might recognize me if you've been down 44 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,901 to the Science Museum on Tuesday nights. 45 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:53,538 I am a Thomas Edison impersonator and reenactor. 46 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,239 Thomas Edison was the greatest 47 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,709 - genius who ever lived. - Oh, boy. 48 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:59,911 Can anyone name any of his inventions? 49 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,913 The lightbulb... The lightbulb. 50 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,047 The phonograph. 51 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:04,615 The kinetoscope. 52 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:08,286 It goes on and on and on, basically everything. 53 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,221 So, I know the fourth grade science fair 54 00:02:10,222 --> 00:02:12,824 is coming up, because I'm in charge of it now. 55 00:02:12,825 --> 00:02:15,143 I only have one rule for science fairs: 56 00:02:15,144 --> 00:02:19,831 - No vol-ca-noes. - Huh? 57 00:02:19,832 --> 00:02:22,800 Kids have been using these papier-matcher monstrosities 58 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:25,937 to avoid real work for years, and I'll have none of it. 59 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,639 Okay, Mr. Dinkler, time out. 60 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:29,674 Relax. 61 00:02:29,675 --> 00:02:31,175 I already got the go-ahead 62 00:02:31,176 --> 00:02:32,810 - from Mr. Blevins on my volcano. - Huh? 63 00:02:32,811 --> 00:02:34,746 So, I'm kind of grandfathered in there. 64 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,447 What is your name, young lady? 65 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:40,551 It's Louise, as in "Jeez, Louise, you're the best." 66 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:42,553 Why don't we find you another topic? 67 00:02:42,588 --> 00:02:43,588 Oh, no, that's not necessary. 68 00:02:43,589 --> 00:02:44,822 I already got it. 69 00:02:44,857 --> 00:02:45,907 I'll pick one for you. 70 00:02:45,941 --> 00:02:47,141 Don't need to, I got one. 71 00:02:47,142 --> 00:02:48,476 Yeah... Thank you so much. 72 00:02:48,477 --> 00:02:49,777 Nope, gonna pick one. 73 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,512 And it's the best topic in the world: 74 00:02:51,513 --> 00:02:53,648 Thomas Edison! 75 00:02:53,682 --> 00:02:55,583 Um, but I'm doing Thomas Edison. 76 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,418 You can both do Edison, moron. 77 00:02:57,419 --> 00:03:00,288 There's enough of him to go around, trust me. 78 00:03:00,289 --> 00:03:01,823 Mr. Dinkler, you're new here, 79 00:03:01,824 --> 00:03:03,758 so please don't be offended if I disregard 80 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:08,262 everything you say and turn in Mt. Louise-ius here. 81 00:03:08,263 --> 00:03:10,715 Wow, I bet stuff comes out of the top 82 00:03:10,716 --> 00:03:13,618 where this hole is and it's just a real hoot. 83 00:03:13,619 --> 00:03:15,219 - Yeah. - Oh, no. 84 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,155 Oops. 85 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,990 Why did I throw that down? Wha... 86 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,658 - Oh, wha... I'm stepping on it? - No! 87 00:03:20,692 --> 00:03:22,660 Why am I stepping on it? 88 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,329 Over and over and over again. 89 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,497 Stop it! 90 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,666 Uh-huh. 91 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,867 You're doing Edison, kid. 92 00:03:29,868 --> 00:03:31,202 How about some science, huh? 93 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:35,690 - Ugh, I can't believe that guy. - Hmph. 94 00:03:35,691 --> 00:03:37,809 And now I have to go to the library, 95 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:39,744 which I never wanted to have to do. 96 00:03:39,745 --> 00:03:41,662 - Ugh! - Yeah, ugh! 97 00:03:41,713 --> 00:03:43,047 Wait, I like the library. 98 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,633 I need information on Thomas Edison. 99 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:47,969 Something no one would recognize if plagiarized. 100 00:03:48,003 --> 00:03:50,805 Biographies, under "E." Thanks. 101 00:03:50,806 --> 00:03:51,973 That's my job. 102 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,641 And I love it. Topsy. 103 00:03:53,675 --> 00:03:55,343 Hmm? I didn't say anything. 104 00:03:55,394 --> 00:03:58,629 Tooooopsssyyyyy. 105 00:03:58,664 --> 00:04:00,531 Are you saying Top Chef? 106 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,066 I think he said Topsy. 107 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,668 No, I didn't. Yes, I did. 108 00:04:03,669 --> 00:04:04,819 What's a Topsy? 109 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,721 I don't know, don't ask me. 110 00:04:06,722 --> 00:04:07,905 Look it up. 111 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,173 Like in a book? 112 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,741 Yeah, sure, books are great. 113 00:04:10,742 --> 00:04:12,376 No, use the Internet. 114 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,544 Books are stupid. 115 00:04:13,579 --> 00:04:14,712 I thought books were smart. 116 00:04:14,746 --> 00:04:16,214 No, they're stupid. 117 00:04:16,248 --> 00:04:17,465 But you're a librarian. 118 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:19,083 Yeah, so shh! 119 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,619 Hmm. Topsy. 120 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:23,020 Look, Topsy the circus elephant. 121 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:25,189 Thomas Edison wanted to show the world 122 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:28,426 that AC current was more dangerous than his own patented DC current... 123 00:04:28,427 --> 00:04:30,027 Blah, blah, blah. 124 00:04:30,028 --> 00:04:31,729 Oh, there's a video. Click that. 125 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,598 Ooh, elephant. 126 00:04:33,632 --> 00:04:35,433 I bet it sneezes and it's adorable. 127 00:04:36,768 --> 00:04:38,135 What was that? 128 00:04:38,136 --> 00:04:39,420 Play it again, Play it again. 129 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:42,456 It was electrocuted. 130 00:04:42,457 --> 00:04:43,925 To death. On purpose. 131 00:04:43,926 --> 00:04:45,059 In public. 132 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:46,627 By Thomas Edison. 133 00:04:46,628 --> 00:04:48,062 What is he, a supervillain? 134 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:50,831 Well, it says that Topsy trampled three people. 135 00:04:50,866 --> 00:04:52,567 Well yeah, she's a big, fat elephant. 136 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:55,770 The point is, I've got my science fair project. 137 00:04:55,771 --> 00:05:00,091 I'm gonna tell everyone the truth about Edison the Electro-cutioner. 138 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,059 Tell it, sister. So heroic. 139 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,294 Let me finish! 140 00:05:03,295 --> 00:05:07,832 And make Mr. Dinkler look like an evil-inventor-impersonating ass. 141 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,100 There she is. Oh, right. 142 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,751 Don't do it, Don't do it. 143 00:05:10,752 --> 00:05:12,086 Do it, do it. 144 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,965 And then I say, "Hey. Lightbulb. 145 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:19,368 The lightbulb. 146 00:05:19,369 --> 00:05:20,636 I'm Edison, thank you." 147 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:22,071 And everyone claps. 148 00:05:22,105 --> 00:05:24,373 Mr. Dinkler, shouldn't Louise and I make sure 149 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:28,177 that we're not both doing the same thing for our Edison project? 150 00:05:28,211 --> 00:05:29,611 Well, let's see, Jeremy. 151 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:31,480 Is your project going to blow everyone away? 152 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:34,349 'Cause if it's not, then don't worry about it. 153 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:36,318 What's so funny?! 154 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:39,088 Hey, everybody, volcano-girl here is gonna blow our minds. 155 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,355 Did you hear that, Tom? 156 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:41,724 Well, I will! 157 00:05:41,725 --> 00:05:43,358 I've got something big, Mr. Dinkler. 158 00:05:43,393 --> 00:05:45,360 You ain't got nothing and you know it. 159 00:05:45,395 --> 00:05:47,362 You keep believing that, Mr. Dinkler. 160 00:05:47,397 --> 00:05:52,935 I will. You keep believing that, Mr. Dink-ler. 161 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,506 Yes, yes! 162 00:05:57,507 --> 00:06:00,242 Ha! Ha! Ha! Very... funny. Ha! 163 00:06:00,243 --> 00:06:01,444 Ah! 164 00:06:01,478 --> 00:06:03,111 Okay, change of plans. 165 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,797 Some little report pasted onto construction paper 166 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:05,898 isn't gonna be enough. 167 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,082 Not for that punk. 168 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,702 I hate construction paper. 169 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,419 Dinkler's a reenactor. 170 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,588 I'm going reenactment on his butt. 171 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,623 With actors and effects and everything. 172 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,558 We're gonna bring this nightmare to life. 173 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:17,960 - Oh. - Oh. 174 00:06:17,994 --> 00:06:20,596 All right, I'm gonna need an Edison and a Topsy. 175 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,397 Gene, can you give me a maniacal laugh? 176 00:06:22,432 --> 00:06:25,167 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 177 00:06:25,201 --> 00:06:26,869 Good enough, you're Edison. 178 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,637 Tina, act like an elephant. 179 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:31,240 Not bad, you're hired. 180 00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:33,208 Oh, you know what else your project needs? 181 00:06:33,209 --> 00:06:34,643 - Science? - Music. 182 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,811 By me. 183 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,980 Something dramatic, but danceable. 184 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,398 Cha, cha, cha, cha. 185 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,485 Fine, as long as we electrocute an elephant, it's okay with me. 186 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,404 But not really electrocuting, just reenacting. 187 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,105 Yes, Tina. Jeesh. 188 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,775 Little Miss Don't- Really-Electrocute-Me over here. 189 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,477 Diva. - Mm-hmm. 190 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,378 What else do you want on your rider? 191 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,830 Hello, children. 192 00:06:54,864 --> 00:06:56,315 Ah, Teddy, come here. 193 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,716 I'm doing a project and I need to make 194 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,951 huge sparks and lightning bolts. 195 00:06:58,952 --> 00:06:59,985 What do you know about that stuff? 196 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,888 In high school, my buddies and I built a Van de Graaff generator. 197 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,022 You know, to get girls. 198 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,507 Ah, nice. 199 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,309 Will you do something like that for me? 200 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,027 Adults aren't allowed to help, so you'll have to hide. 201 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,195 But... eh? 202 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,730 - Sure. - Let's go! 203 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,715 Okay, no burger, that's fine. 204 00:07:13,716 --> 00:07:15,250 Ahh, I'm not freaking out here! 205 00:07:15,251 --> 00:07:16,318 Ahh... 206 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,137 I know they're in here somewhere. 207 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,173 Bob, come to bed. Here it is. 208 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,859 All this science fair stuff reminded me of my old invention. 209 00:07:23,893 --> 00:07:26,361 Spiceps. Spice-wah? 210 00:07:26,396 --> 00:07:28,831 They're sleeves that you wear on your biceps 211 00:07:28,832 --> 00:07:31,567 - to hold all your spices while you cook. - Wha. 212 00:07:31,568 --> 00:07:32,901 Look,. 213 00:07:32,902 --> 00:07:34,336 Okay, good night. 214 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:37,573 Hey Lin, what if I was wearing just these. 215 00:07:37,607 --> 00:07:40,342 'Cause, whoop, I am. 216 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:42,160 - All right, come here. - I'm coming. 217 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,762 Wait, wait, wait, 218 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,163 you're getting spice all over the bed. 219 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,415 Topsy... 220 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:47,783 autopsy... 221 00:07:47,784 --> 00:07:49,084 Is there something there? 222 00:07:49,085 --> 00:07:50,869 I'm not talking; I'm in character. 223 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,671 Except, can I trample you? 224 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,072 I'm trying to get in that head space. 225 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,184 Yeah, sure. 226 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,343 Did, uh, did you guys notice my Spiceps? 227 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,178 Dad, not now. 228 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,547 Pffh, Spiceps. 229 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:04,683 You might have something there, if you just changed it completely. 230 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,252 - They're perfect the way they are. - Dad, shush. 231 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,187 Okay, Tina, as long as you have perfect pitch, we'll be fine. 232 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,089 - And a one, and a two. - # They'll... 233 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,124 Hello, family. 234 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,759 Ugh. Hi, Aunt Gayle. 235 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,395 Hey, Gayle, I couldn't understand you on the phone earlier. 236 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,764 You sounded like. 237 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:19,998 Is everything all right? 238 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,233 Everything's fine. 239 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,270 He can just be such a jerk sometimes. 240 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,272 Aw, who honey? Wha? 241 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,407 My cat. 242 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,808 We got in a fight. 243 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,803 Can I stay here for a while to cool off? 244 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,312 Of course you can. 245 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,897 Hey Gayle, check it out. 246 00:08:36,332 --> 00:08:37,532 Okay, talk to you later. 247 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:38,800 Tina, and a one, and a two. 248 00:08:38,835 --> 00:08:40,135 # They'll... 249 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:41,453 Hello, Belchers. Damn it! 250 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,039 Don't mean to barge in, just here for the monthly rent. 251 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:45,807 I say monthly, 252 00:08:45,808 --> 00:08:47,643 because I think there might be some confusion about that. 253 00:08:47,677 --> 00:08:49,094 Oh, hey, Mr. Fischoeder. 254 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,296 Sorry, I'll write you a check right now. 255 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,798 With my arms. 256 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,200 Strangely specific, but whatever. 257 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,635 Oh, look, a pen. Here. I'm good. 258 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,404 - Care for any cracked pepper? - Uh... 259 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,839 How about some thyme? Just write the check. 260 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,241 Perhaps some marjoram? Write a check! 261 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:04,476 How about a bay leaf? Oh. 262 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,144 And a one, and a two... 263 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,080 # They'll say aw, Topsy # 264 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,115 # At my autopsy 265 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,817 - Okay, here's a funny story. - But no... 266 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,185 You cannot sing. What? 267 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,820 Yeah, we're gonna have to replace you. 268 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,422 No, I-I have a strong connection to this character. 269 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:18,523 And there it goes. 270 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,359 Wha-what about you? Can you sing? 271 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,327 Ah, yeah. 272 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,695 # They'll say aw, Topsy # 273 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:24,930 # At my... 274 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:25,998 Oh, my God I can't sing either! 275 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,299 What are we gonna do?! 276 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,501 That song's catchy. 277 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,621 # They'll say aw, Topsy 278 00:09:32,622 --> 00:09:35,891 # At my autopsy. 279 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:37,192 It is catchy. 280 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:42,064 # Aw, Topsy at my auuu-ho-ho-hoopsy # 281 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,765 # La, la, la, la, la 282 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,300 Holy moly. 283 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,802 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 284 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,237 That we should ask Aunt Gayle and Mr. Fischoeder to keep it down? 285 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:51,840 No, we should ask them to sing for us. 286 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,009 But we're not allowed to use adults in school projects. 287 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,811 We're gonna Milli Vanilli this. 288 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,179 Sorry, I don't speak Italian. 289 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,647 We'll lip sync it! Lip synch it! 290 00:10:00,149 --> 00:10:02,250 So... what are you two doing on Friday 291 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:04,970 besides singing from behind a curtain in our school auditorium? 292 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,373 God, cooking is just too easy now. 293 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,446 So, after a lot of thought and some amazing sewing, 294 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,548 I think I finally fixed your invention, Bob. 295 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,067 Well, it didn't need fixing, so... Ta-da! 296 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:20,268 It's the Spice Rack. 297 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:21,770 Get it? Rack. 298 00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:26,808 Ah, well, you look ridiculous. 299 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,944 Oh, I look ridiculous? Yeah, you do. 300 00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:31,680 - You're both right. - I just took your idea and I made it good. 301 00:10:31,681 --> 00:10:32,748 What? No you didn't. 302 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:33,989 Come on, kids, which is better? 303 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:35,617 Pass. No, thank you. 304 00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:36,818 Tina? 305 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,387 - Tina? - Uh... 306 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,821 - Huh, how about this? - Huh, huh? 307 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,790 - Uh... - It's not using sex to sell. 308 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,726 - You want this, right? This one. - I love you both equally! 309 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,093 Oh, who cares?! 310 00:10:45,094 --> 00:10:46,128 Sorry. 311 00:10:46,129 --> 00:10:47,229 I love you, too. 312 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:49,765 # He might electrocute me # 313 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:51,216 # That's true 314 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,185 # But he's an electro-cutey # 315 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,370 # Aw, shucks. Um... wha... 316 00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:58,573 - AC to DC, come in, DC, over. - DC here. 317 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,475 Just give me the go-ahead and I'll flip the switch. 318 00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:02,244 Are you sure I'm allowed to be down here? 319 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,880 Nope, so if you get caught, we don't know each other. 320 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,049 # Her bosom's mighty ample 321 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,717 # He's just too hot to trample. # 322 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,129 - Okay, okay, stop right there. - We're stopping? 323 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,170 - No. - Yes. 324 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,455 Ah, the theater. 325 00:11:13,456 --> 00:11:15,925 Should we fool around back here while we wait? 326 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,809 Okay, just let me lick my lips. 327 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,763 Eh, never mind. 328 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,914 Gene, what the heck is going on with the song? 329 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,449 We made it into a love duet. 330 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,118 - What?! - Hmm? 331 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,187 The whole point of this is to get back at Mr. Dinkler. 332 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,656 Or is it that against all odds, 333 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:35,710 a lonely inventor and a down-on-her-luck elephant find true love? 334 00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:38,146 Oh, forget it! Let's just get to the pyro. 335 00:11:38,147 --> 00:11:41,566 Tina, stand on Teddy's yoga mat and don't move or it's... 336 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,218 Are you sure this is safe? 337 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,737 Teddy, tell Tina your yoga mat will keep her safe 338 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,072 because it's rubber, over. 339 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,323 My... wait, who? 340 00:11:48,324 --> 00:11:50,959 Tina, she's standing on the yoga mat. 341 00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,794 So can we do this? 342 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,596 Okay, we can't hear you very well. 343 00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:56,281 So let's just go on my count. 344 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,899 Three, two, one! 345 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,485 My trunk! 346 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,841 Wow. 347 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,310 Wait till Mr. Dinkler hears about this. 348 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,846 Wait till Mr. Dinkler sees this. 349 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,982 Huh, huh, huh, huh. 350 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,484 Well, I see your point. 351 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,886 Huh, huh. It is a little dangerous. 352 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:20,021 Huh, huh, huh, huh. Well, you don't have to do it. 353 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,157 We can just use one of Gene's stuffed animals. 354 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,959 I'm sure they're tired of being farted on. 355 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,761 They love it. Huh, huh, huh, huh. 356 00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:29,548 Tina, people must know the truth. 357 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,816 Do the reenactment. 358 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,367 But what if I get electrocuted? 359 00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:34,102 Oh, come on, it's not that bad. 360 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:36,756 - But you died. - Well, you don't have to rub it in. 361 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,457 It's just, I'm not... What? Tina, tell my story. 362 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,127 Also, you should wear your hair up sometimes, girlfriend. 363 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,097 It looks really good. 364 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,194 Okay, Topsy, I'll do it, but maybe not the hair thing. 365 00:12:47,195 --> 00:12:48,266 Oh, come on. 366 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,302 It's just awkward with this length. 367 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,170 - Try it. - See, I'm trying it right now. Look. 368 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,813 You know what, wear it down. 369 00:12:55,128 --> 00:12:58,272 This is it. Today Edison and Dinkler 370 00:12:58,273 --> 00:13:01,241 are gonna get it right where the lightbulb don't shine. 371 00:13:01,242 --> 00:13:03,477 Are you sure you don't want music? 372 00:13:03,511 --> 00:13:05,612 - Mm? - No, no music, thank you. 373 00:13:05,613 --> 00:13:07,347 You had your chance and you blew it. 374 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:08,582 Fine, then I quit! 375 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:09,983 Suit yourself. 376 00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:11,919 Well, now I feel left out. Take me back. 377 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,237 All right, you're rehired. 378 00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:14,455 Oh, thank God. Thank you. 379 00:13:14,456 --> 00:13:15,856 Teddy, what's our pyro status? 380 00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:17,424 Did you work out all the kinks? 381 00:13:17,425 --> 00:13:19,293 And by kinks I mean almost melting Tina. 382 00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:22,529 I think so, except for, uh... Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine. 383 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,465 Huh, huh, huh. 384 00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:25,799 - Tina, why are you making that noise? - Huh, huh. 385 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,134 Huh, huh. What is it, girl? 386 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:30,838 Huh, huh. Oh, Tina's just pumped about the science fair. 387 00:13:30,872 --> 00:13:32,172 Oh, wow, me, too. 388 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,540 Is everybody ready to go? 389 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:34,842 Where's your father? 390 00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:36,043 Uh, here I am. 391 00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:37,211 What's all that? 392 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,680 Uh, just some stuff I thought I'd bring to the science fair. 393 00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:42,316 Are you bringing Spiceps? 394 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,284 I just want some feedback, Lin. 395 00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:46,286 Who knows, maybe there's some wealthy parent 396 00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:48,589 that knows a good money-making venture when they see one. 397 00:13:48,623 --> 00:13:50,224 That's crazy. 398 00:13:50,225 --> 00:13:51,975 I'm going to get the Spice Rack. 399 00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:57,798 Oh, hello, Mr. Dinkler. 400 00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,133 What a day for science, huh? 401 00:13:59,134 --> 00:14:00,768 Louise, 402 00:14:00,802 --> 00:14:02,786 give me the word when you want me to hit the switch. 403 00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:04,555 I know what you're doing, you hooligan. 404 00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:06,423 Jeremy saw everything last night. 405 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,208 Oh, you son of a snitch! 406 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:09,376 What's your favorite movie? 407 00:14:09,377 --> 00:14:11,345 Squeal Magnolias?! 408 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:14,381 War Horse. You're trying to sully Edison's good name, 409 00:14:14,382 --> 00:14:16,917 and nobody messes with my man, Tom. 410 00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:18,318 You're banned. 411 00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:19,570 Get in there. 412 00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:21,538 You can't ban me from the science fair. 413 00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:23,540 So long, idiot. 414 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:26,093 You're ruining my plan to humiliate you! 415 00:14:26,094 --> 00:14:27,995 Oh, oh-oh, oh. 416 00:14:27,996 --> 00:14:29,329 Whoop, oh, oopsie. 417 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:31,565 Boy, that, uh, that fell over. Too bad. 418 00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:33,167 - Aw. - That's prime real estate. 419 00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:34,434 Watch out, someone's coming. 420 00:14:34,435 --> 00:14:37,471 Uh, uh, just checking out this great project. 421 00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,173 This must be a really smart kid, right? 422 00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:41,658 Not as smart as this kid right here; She's a genius. 423 00:14:41,693 --> 00:14:44,261 Oh, really? I think that kid stole this kid's idea 424 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:45,863 and she should probably get a lawyer. 425 00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,247 Oh, he wouldn't dare. Oh, he would. 426 00:14:47,248 --> 00:14:49,082 I will destroy you. 427 00:14:49,117 --> 00:14:50,334 Hooray! 428 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:53,437 Now that Louise is banned, I'm the only Edison project. 429 00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:54,855 Jeremy, shush. Right. 430 00:14:54,856 --> 00:14:58,542 Young man, I hear you wrote a love duet that dispels those nasty 431 00:14:58,576 --> 00:15:01,628 electrocution rumors and shows Edison's softer side. 432 00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:04,031 I think that's just what this science fair needs, 433 00:15:04,032 --> 00:15:05,465 and I want you to sing it. 434 00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,234 Really? All right! 435 00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:09,403 - What? - I've got to call our landlord and my aunt 436 00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:12,806 and maybe some choir kids and maybe a couple of band geeks. 437 00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:15,375 If that's how you celebrate good news, sure. 438 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:16,643 But, Gene, what about Louise? 439 00:15:16,644 --> 00:15:19,062 What about the truth? 440 00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:22,549 What did you say? 441 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,084 I was just wondering if we need flutes. 442 00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,786 Who plays flute? Do you play flute? 443 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,705 Louise, some janitor just asked me what I was doing here. 444 00:15:28,706 --> 00:15:30,357 I panicked; I said I was a doctor. 445 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,559 So if anyone asks, I'm Dr. Glen Wellness. 446 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,994 I served in Korea. 447 00:15:33,995 --> 00:15:35,662 I handled a triage alone. 448 00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:37,130 Just if anyone asks. 449 00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:40,826 I delivered triplets in the back of a cab, if anyone asks. 450 00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:46,345 Ms. Schnurr, I want to say I totally understand why I'm in here. 451 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,913 I was disrespectful. 452 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,799 I was out of line, and oh, my God, 453 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,450 did you move that picture? 454 00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:52,985 Wow. 455 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,420 You are fast. 456 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,755 I do martial arts. 457 00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:56,889 It shows. 458 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,491 Hello, hi. 459 00:15:58,492 --> 00:15:59,992 Oh, aren't you short? 460 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,161 Here, follow me. 461 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,929 All right, let's show these people 462 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,233 that if it ain't man-on-elephant love, it ain't worth singing about. 463 00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:09,184 Attention, everyone. 464 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,186 We have a very special treat for you. 465 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:14,156 It's a musical re-imagenactment 466 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:18,627 of the very uplifting story of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant. 467 00:16:18,628 --> 00:16:22,248 # They say Thomas Edison 468 00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:25,634 # He's the man to get us into this century # 469 00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:29,088 # And that man is me 470 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,240 # They'll say all... 471 00:16:31,274 --> 00:16:33,025 What's going on? Where's Louise? 472 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,795 And why do Tina and Gene sound like Gayle and Mr. Fischoeder? 473 00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:37,063 It's science, Bob. 474 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,431 You're not supposed to understand it. 475 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,066 Okay. 476 00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:44,136 Come on, Ms. Schnurr. 477 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,604 Let me out of here. 478 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:47,273 This is my destiny. 479 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,842 Shh, I'm trying to eat this yogurt. 480 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,144 Toot, toot, here comes books. 481 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,379 Creepy librarian. 482 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,480 Do I know you? 483 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,348 You told me about Topsy. 484 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,417 I tell everyone about Topsy. 485 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,219 So, here's the book you requested. 486 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,704 Good stuff, chick lit. 487 00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:03,506 Oh, you've got to help me. 488 00:17:03,507 --> 00:17:05,374 Tell her I've got to go to the fair. 489 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,476 Tell her I've got to take Dinkler down. 490 00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:09,178 Shh, leave me out of it. 491 00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:10,563 You started it. 492 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:12,498 I start, I don't finish things. 493 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,966 That's my one flaw. 494 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,367 So, how's that yogurt? 495 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,669 Fine! Forget you! 496 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,305 Forget all of you! Eat your yogurt! 497 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,474 I'm busting out! 498 00:17:21,525 --> 00:17:25,828 Get everything ready, Teddy, because this is happening. 499 00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:28,164 I'll get to the radio and when I say "hit it," 500 00:17:28,165 --> 00:17:30,099 you hit it with everything you've got. 501 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,333 Capisce? 502 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:32,401 Wait, don't leave me. 503 00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,370 Okay, everything's all right. 504 00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:35,704 You're Dr. Glen Wellness. 505 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,173 You can handle anything. 506 00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:39,125 Hell, you got the highest MCATs in the state. 507 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,144 # But I never noticed 508 00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:44,780 # The curve of her trunk 509 00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:47,917 # And I never noticed 510 00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:50,419 # His electric junk 511 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:55,591 # We might just have found 512 00:17:55,625 --> 00:18:00,846 # Electric love 513 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:05,251 # Electric love... 514 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,121 Wow, did Gene write this? 515 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,589 God, I want what they have. 516 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,408 It's so romantic. 517 00:18:12,442 --> 00:18:18,030 # Electric love 518 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:23,485 # Electric love... 519 00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:29,074 # Fits like a glove. 520 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,944 This is what really happened, people. 521 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:37,199 This man, Thomas Edison, sentenced Topsy, that beautiful elephant, 522 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,236 to die by electrocution. 523 00:18:40,237 --> 00:18:42,671 Uh-oh. 524 00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:44,640 Here's your hero, Dinkler. 525 00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:45,975 Hit it! 526 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:47,343 Is that you, Louise? 527 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:48,911 Hit it! I've been down here so long. 528 00:18:48,912 --> 00:18:50,479 What's it like out there? 529 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,314 Are people still the same with their funny ways? 530 00:18:52,349 --> 00:18:53,749 Teddy, hit it! 531 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,071 Oh, right, the thing we're doing. 532 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,690 Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. 533 00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:09,548 - Oh! - Tina! 534 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,050 Tina! 535 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,693 Tina? 536 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,672 I'm okay. 537 00:19:16,706 --> 00:19:18,941 Oh! Oh, God. Oh, thank God. Tina. 538 00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:20,676 I thought we weren't doing the death scene, 539 00:19:20,677 --> 00:19:22,711 but I saw the sparks and went with it. 540 00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:23,979 Was I convincing? 541 00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:25,247 Yes, very. 542 00:19:25,282 --> 00:19:28,717 Oh, my God, I almost electrocuted my sister. 543 00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:31,971 - I've become Edison. - Oh, you wish. 544 00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,872 So he electrocuted animals. 545 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,107 So what? 546 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,942 As if everyone here is so perfect. 547 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,616 Oh, got a little caught up in the moment. 548 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:44,883 We're in love! 549 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,385 We're a couple in love! 550 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,288 It's really happening finally! 551 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,508 Thank you, God! Got to go. 552 00:19:52,509 --> 00:19:54,543 Could have asked me to sing, but whatever. 553 00:19:54,544 --> 00:19:56,478 You know, I could've sung it. 554 00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,881 Louise, is there something you want to say to your sister? 555 00:19:58,882 --> 00:20:01,233 Tina, I'm sorry I nearly killed you. 556 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,319 I got carried away with the Dinkler thing, 557 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,304 which worked out pretty well, but still, 558 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,139 I shouldn't have almost killed you. 559 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,675 It's okay; This is how Topsy would have wanted it, 560 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,143 but with more trampling people. 561 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,845 And, Gene, I'm sorry to you, too. 562 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,246 Your song was really good. 563 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,715 I know, and without a single fart sound. 564 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,183 Oh, my God, I forgot the fart sounds! 565 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,385 How'd we do? 566 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,153 Well, you almost killed my daughter. 567 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,155 So yeah, not great. 568 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,040 Oh, wow, sorry about that. 569 00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:27,009 Hey, did you check out that Spiceps thing? 570 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,077 - Cool, huh? - Really? 571 00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:29,603 I thought so. Yeah. 572 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,880 Since Mr. Dinkler is in the bathroom, crying, 573 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:34,750 I'm stepping in to announce the science fair winners. 574 00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:37,753 Second lace goes to "How Many Hairs Up There?", 575 00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:40,322 by Andy and Ollie Pesto. 576 00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:42,274 - Oh, my God! I want to thank Ollie. - I want to thank Andy. 577 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,742 I want to thank Ollie. I want to thank Andy. 578 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,644 That got second? That's ridiculous. 579 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:49,248 And the blue ribbon goes to "Spice..." 580 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,708 uh, I can't read this. 581 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,685 Spice Rack! Spice Rack! Spiceps, Spiceps! 582 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,469 Spice Rack! Spiceps! 583 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,005 - Spiceps! - Ow! Rack! 584 00:21:01,776 --> 00:21:06,432 # Electric love 585 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:11,282 # Electric love 586 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:19,372 # Electric love 587 00:21:20,305 --> 00:22:20,679 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP