1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,287 # Going to Florida 3 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:23,722 # Going to Florida # 4 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,257 # Sunshiney, Florida 5 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:26,425 # Now-ow 6 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:27,943 # Going to Florida 7 00:00:27,977 --> 00:00:29,494 # Florida, Florida 8 00:00:29,495 --> 00:00:31,430 # Everyone's going somehow. 9 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:32,814 Great song, Mom. 10 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,166 - Ugh. - Hey, sourpuss. 11 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,467 What are you gonna do, stay here and work? 12 00:00:35,501 --> 00:00:36,835 The restaurant's being fumigated. 13 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:39,988 It's the perfect time to go down and see my parent's new condo. 14 00:00:40,023 --> 00:00:42,858 Ugh, I'd rather let a fumigator spray poison in my mouth 15 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:44,459 than stay with your parents. 16 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:46,645 - Bobby, stop it. - No, they're nice. 17 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,480 Florida's our most penis-shaped state. 18 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:51,283 - Who's your geography teacher? - Mr. Ding-Dong. 19 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,619 I'm just thinking about that pool. Oh, man. 20 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,587 Pool, pool, pool. 21 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:58,023 I'm gonna go down the slide. Whoo. 22 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,893 I went down backwards. No, I didn't. 23 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:02,427 Well, I'm glad you kids are excited, 24 00:01:02,428 --> 00:01:04,796 because I am going to kill myself. 25 00:01:04,797 --> 00:01:06,214 - Bob. - Yes! 26 00:01:06,215 --> 00:01:08,517 Enough. My parents are gonna be so excited 27 00:01:08,518 --> 00:01:10,018 to see their little grandbabies. 28 00:01:10,019 --> 00:01:12,654 And we are gonna be excited to see them. 29 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,806 - Yay! - # Going to Florida, tropical Florida # 30 00:01:14,807 --> 00:01:16,725 Hey! 31 00:01:16,726 --> 00:01:18,243 - Gene! Oh, crap. Hey! - # Manatees Florida, now. 32 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,913 You really didn't have to come all this way. 33 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,849 - Of course we did. - Well, it's done. 34 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,384 So, you know, you're here, so... 35 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,819 So, uh, how are you enjoying the place, Al? 36 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,756 - Eh, fah. - Oh, we're still adjusting. 37 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:34,326 What am I looking at over there in leopard-print tights? A leopard? 38 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,029 I've told them a hundred times. 39 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:40,065 - Oh, that's Helen Kellerman. - She's nuts. 40 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:43,035 Okay, great story, Grandma. Uh, you still got it. 41 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,503 Love you, miss you, and where's the pool? 42 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:45,837 Ear infection, here we come. 43 00:01:45,838 --> 00:01:47,539 Okay, go have fun. 44 00:01:47,573 --> 00:01:49,241 Sorry, Gloria. 45 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,410 I guess you've still got that thing about loud noises. 46 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,512 So, what's the plan? What should we do? 47 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,647 Well, tonight, Al and I are supposed 48 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:58,850 - to go to a potluck, but, uh... - Hey, we could all go. 49 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:01,019 No! I mean, you don't want to go to that. 50 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:04,723 Potluck? There's so many other fun things to do around here: 51 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,231 - Mahjongg. - Yeah. 52 00:02:06,232 --> 00:02:07,738 - No. - Chinese checkers. 53 00:02:07,739 --> 00:02:08,762 - No. - Yeah, yeah. 54 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:09,776 - Boccie. - Oh, boccie. 55 00:02:09,777 --> 00:02:10,787 No. 56 00:02:10,788 --> 00:02:11,797 - Backgammon. - No. 57 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,565 - Mahjongg. - Oh. You said that. 58 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:16,969 - I don't remember saying mahjongg. - You did, you said it first. 59 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,236 Wine tasting. 60 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:21,089 - That. Let's do that. As... - Ooh, yay, wine. 61 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:22,407 As soon as we can, right? 62 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,858 Can we go taste wine now? 63 00:02:23,859 --> 00:02:26,194 Uh, I've never peed in an Olympic-size pool. 64 00:02:26,195 --> 00:02:28,547 I'm a little nervous about going for the gold. 65 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:31,533 Relax, Gene. This is where all those years of training pay off. 66 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:32,868 Mm. 67 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,437 "Closed for cleaning"? 68 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:39,925 No! 69 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,460 Okay, okay, okay, calm down, calm down. 70 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,395 We can fill it. There's a drinking fountain. 71 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,046 Okay, we just... we need a bucket. 72 00:02:45,047 --> 00:02:46,431 Where are the buckets? 73 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,033 Forget the bucket, just spit. 74 00:02:49,552 --> 00:02:51,319 My mouth's dry. Tina, give me some of your spit. 75 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,472 - You missed. Try again. - Oh, no! No, no, no! 76 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:57,259 Oh, no, no! Our trip is ruined. 77 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,579 I used all my vacation days for this! 78 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:03,398 Now what? I'm not gonna sit and watch the sunset 79 00:03:03,399 --> 00:03:04,899 or whatever these people do. 80 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,753 I say we go to Cuba. We've got the floaties. 81 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:10,905 I've always wanted to see the Bay Of Pigs. Sounds cute. 82 00:03:10,906 --> 00:03:13,125 Hey, look, it's the crazy leopard lady. 83 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,695 # My Bitsy... 84 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:24,136 - Wow, that's bewitching. - It's for my dead dog, Bitsy. 85 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:27,072 He used to love the sound of this thing. 86 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,408 - I used to love it, too. - How'd Bitsy die? 87 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,644 - Python ate him. - There's pythons in Florida? 88 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,279 They didn't mention that in the brochure. 89 00:03:34,313 --> 00:03:36,581 Oh, we got everything here. 90 00:03:36,582 --> 00:03:40,152 Pythons, panthers, predatory stink bugs. 91 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,636 Yup, that's everything. 92 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:43,004 How do you know your dog got eaten by a python? 93 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:45,974 - Did it leave a note? - Two weeks ago, 94 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,643 I saw my little Bitsy go into these woods. 95 00:03:48,644 --> 00:03:52,447 Then I saw the python in there. You do the math. 96 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:53,715 Ah, no thanks. We're on vacation. 97 00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:55,684 You do the math. You do it. 98 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,710 Wow, the red pairs nicely with the white. 99 00:04:05,711 --> 00:04:07,562 Look at all these active seniors. 100 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:10,015 I can't wait to get old and move down here myself. 101 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,516 Lin, there's something you should know. 102 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,919 - Now don't get upset. - What? What happened? 103 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,353 Uh, this place 104 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:18,356 - is kind of special. - Fah. 105 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:21,726 - I can see that. - The seniors are active. 106 00:04:21,727 --> 00:04:24,563 - Very active. - Yeah, I said that already. 107 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,699 - I mean, like adventurous. - Uh. 108 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,584 Yeah, okay. 109 00:04:29,585 --> 00:04:31,153 - Okay. - Ah. 110 00:04:31,154 --> 00:04:32,654 - I got one. - Ah... 111 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:34,689 Hmm? 112 00:04:41,898 --> 00:04:43,331 Oh, my God, Lin. 113 00:04:43,332 --> 00:04:45,267 These people are swingers. 114 00:04:45,268 --> 00:04:47,836 What, like-like dancers? 115 00:04:47,837 --> 00:04:49,237 - No. - No. 116 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:50,672 Like golfers? 117 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:52,040 - Uh-uh. - No. 118 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,441 Yeah. 119 00:04:53,442 --> 00:04:55,744 Wha, wha, wha, wha, swi... 120 00:04:55,745 --> 00:04:58,013 What? Huh? Oh. 121 00:04:58,014 --> 00:05:00,215 I'm sorry about Bitsy. Is this him? 122 00:05:00,249 --> 00:05:02,384 He was a snazzy dresser. 123 00:05:02,418 --> 00:05:05,754 - Wait, how big was this snake? - At least ten feet. 124 00:05:05,755 --> 00:05:07,622 Ten feet of snake? In there? 125 00:05:07,623 --> 00:05:09,291 Oh, he'd put the squeeze on you. 126 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:11,192 Oh... 127 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:13,795 I told the condo association get rid of it. 128 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:15,547 They don't believe me. 129 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,699 But that snake's in there, and it's a killer, 130 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,251 and I'm gonna prove it. 131 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,685 That's why I got this. 132 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,022 The only problem is, I don't walk so well. 133 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,458 You kids could go in there. 134 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,246 - I'll pay ya. - What?! No! 135 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,495 Gene, let Helen speak. 136 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,564 Well, what would you say to a $100? 137 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,765 - Oh, my God! - No. 138 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:34,933 - Yes. - Yes! 139 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:39,120 But you've got to get it on there. No proof, no money. 140 00:05:39,155 --> 00:05:40,472 - No. - For a hundred bucks, 141 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,407 - we will get that thing on tape. - No. 142 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,608 - Cheating on his wife. - No. 143 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:45,076 - Taking bribes. - No. 144 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:46,494 - Uh, shoplifting from a snake mall. - No. 145 00:05:46,495 --> 00:05:47,913 - Uh, giving up on his dreams. - No. 146 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,474 We're going to get it all! 147 00:05:51,657 --> 00:05:53,395 Since the first Burmese pythons were released in Florida, 148 00:05:53,426 --> 00:05:55,427 these voracious predators have spread 149 00:05:55,428 --> 00:05:57,095 from the panhandle to the Everglades. 150 00:05:57,129 --> 00:06:00,565 - So Helen's not crazy. - At least not about this. 151 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,286 They eat rabbits, raccoons, small dogs, even deer. 152 00:06:04,287 --> 00:06:06,788 I'm too young to be an outline in a snake's belly! 153 00:06:06,789 --> 00:06:08,273 Gene, get a grip! 154 00:06:08,274 --> 00:06:09,808 We're talking about a hundred dollars. 155 00:06:09,842 --> 00:06:12,477 You once licked a slug for a bite of a granola bar. 156 00:06:12,511 --> 00:06:14,029 Slugs go well with granola! 157 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:16,064 Don't worry, Gene. As long as we stick together, 158 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:17,832 the snake can't swallow all of us. 159 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:21,069 Speaking of sticking together, how about I don't go with you? 160 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,888 I'll stay at base camp. 161 00:06:22,889 --> 00:06:25,724 I'll be the guy who's, uh... good with computers. 162 00:06:25,725 --> 00:06:27,442 Call me... Circuit Breaker. 163 00:06:27,476 --> 00:06:28,860 I'm not calling you that. 164 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:30,862 I really think you should, because, um, 165 00:06:30,863 --> 00:06:32,480 I'm hacking into the mainframe. 166 00:06:32,481 --> 00:06:34,032 Oh, oh, encryption. 167 00:06:34,033 --> 00:06:35,634 Ha, ha. Right around ya. 168 00:06:35,635 --> 00:06:37,652 And, oh... Activate spellcheck. 169 00:06:37,653 --> 00:06:39,321 Go. I'm in! 170 00:06:39,322 --> 00:06:41,022 What about those two? 171 00:06:41,057 --> 00:06:42,490 - Yes. - Wow. Ugh. 172 00:06:42,525 --> 00:06:44,676 How about, uh, Earlobes and uh, Back Hair? 173 00:06:44,677 --> 00:06:46,244 Don't tell me they're into it. 174 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:48,697 You don't want to know how into it they are. 175 00:06:48,698 --> 00:06:50,165 That is unbelievable. 176 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,067 Oh, it's not funny, Bob. It's gross. 177 00:06:52,068 --> 00:06:53,435 No, Lin, it's really funny. 178 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:54,869 Ma, this is wh... 179 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,538 Why would you want to do that? 180 00:06:56,539 --> 00:06:58,240 Why would you want to live here? 181 00:06:59,675 --> 00:07:01,493 Because the other places were horrible! 182 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:03,111 Old people waiting to die. 183 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:05,397 This place, the people are alive. 184 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:07,382 They're really alive. 185 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:09,384 That's amazing. - Stop it! 186 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:12,687 We thought, if swinging is part of it, why not give it a try? 187 00:07:12,688 --> 00:07:15,073 Then we moved here, and your father got cold feet. 188 00:07:15,074 --> 00:07:16,441 Good for your feet, Dad. 189 00:07:16,442 --> 00:07:17,943 Eh? 190 00:07:17,944 --> 00:07:19,647 It's not good! It's not good, Al! 191 00:07:19,679 --> 00:07:21,012 No! 192 00:07:21,047 --> 00:07:22,714 Can I have a graham cracker, Helen? 193 00:07:22,715 --> 00:07:24,182 Get your own. 194 00:07:24,183 --> 00:07:25,617 You know, we could become 195 00:07:25,618 --> 00:07:27,218 professional python bounty hunters. 196 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:30,055 We could move here and start our own reality TV show. 197 00:07:30,089 --> 00:07:31,790 We could call it Snake It to the Limit. 198 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:33,358 Or So You Think You Can Snake. 199 00:07:33,359 --> 00:07:34,793 Or Snake and Bake, 200 00:07:34,794 --> 00:07:36,461 if we baked the snake after we caught it. 201 00:07:36,462 --> 00:07:39,064 Hey, I'm paying you kids to track, not yak. 202 00:07:39,098 --> 00:07:41,266 Hey, don't get your tights in a bunch, Helen. 203 00:07:41,267 --> 00:07:43,435 We're gonna find that snake. See ya, Gene. 204 00:07:43,469 --> 00:07:44,919 Can I have some melon? 205 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,121 No. 206 00:07:47,556 --> 00:07:48,990 There must be millions of places in here 207 00:07:48,991 --> 00:07:50,425 where that snake could hide. 208 00:07:50,459 --> 00:07:52,560 Okay, maybe not millions. 209 00:07:52,561 --> 00:07:54,446 Let's try that again. 210 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:55,880 Florida's weird. 211 00:07:55,881 --> 00:07:57,749 What's going on? You just left. 212 00:07:57,783 --> 00:08:00,852 - Ugh. Let us work, Helen! - Then work! 213 00:08:00,886 --> 00:08:02,921 We're working! God! 214 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:04,406 Ow. 215 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:05,774 Ha! You missed! 216 00:08:05,775 --> 00:08:07,142 Yeah, you missed. Wait. 217 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:10,095 Ugh. I don't want all these old 218 00:08:10,129 --> 00:08:11,680 horny toads anywhere near my parents. 219 00:08:11,681 --> 00:08:14,248 I can't believe they got mixed up in all this. 220 00:08:14,249 --> 00:08:15,917 Easy, Lin. Your parents are adults. 221 00:08:15,918 --> 00:08:17,335 It's really none of our business. 222 00:08:17,336 --> 00:08:19,404 I'm telling everybody when we get home. 223 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:21,906 Ugh! I can't get the image out of my mind. 224 00:08:21,907 --> 00:08:23,541 A bunch of naked old people 225 00:08:23,576 --> 00:08:24,976 all in a... yuck, naked. 226 00:08:24,977 --> 00:08:26,444 - Oh, hi, kids! - Hey. 227 00:08:26,445 --> 00:08:28,413 - All in a what? - Uh... look, over there! 228 00:08:28,414 --> 00:08:30,015 - What? - I got you. 229 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:31,449 Huh. 230 00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:33,318 Go to bed. All of you. Bed now. 231 00:08:33,352 --> 00:08:35,286 Actually, we were thinking we'd camp out tonight 232 00:08:35,287 --> 00:08:36,821 in the parking lot by the woods. 233 00:08:36,822 --> 00:08:39,124 Grandpa Al said we could use his tent. Huh? 234 00:08:39,158 --> 00:08:40,792 In the parking lot? Away from this? 235 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,427 That's great! Yeah, great! 236 00:08:42,428 --> 00:08:44,348 But if anyone invites you to a potluck, run away. 237 00:08:44,363 --> 00:08:45,597 There's a potluck?! 238 00:08:45,631 --> 00:08:47,032 You would not like it. 239 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:48,700 Really? What do you mean? 240 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:50,301 It's hard to explain why you wouldn't like it. 241 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:51,720 Well, give me some ideas. 242 00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:53,621 I love the idea of everyone bringing a dish. 243 00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:56,908 Oh, God! 244 00:08:56,942 --> 00:08:58,476 Don't do it while we're here, please! 245 00:08:58,511 --> 00:08:59,677 Ugh! Oh! 246 00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:01,179 Linda, we've been served 247 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:03,782 with a Notice of Failure to Perform. 248 00:09:03,816 --> 00:09:05,517 What? Failure? W-Why? Wha...? 249 00:09:05,518 --> 00:09:08,319 Your parents RSVP'd "no" to the potluck. 250 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,854 It's clear they have no intention 251 00:09:09,855 --> 00:09:11,823 of taking part fully in the activities here. 252 00:09:11,824 --> 00:09:13,525 And those who don't play can't stay. 253 00:09:13,526 --> 00:09:15,193 - Eh. - They can't? 254 00:09:15,194 --> 00:09:17,095 Tonight's potluck was their third strike. 255 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:18,997 They also missed the Best Ball golf outing 256 00:09:18,998 --> 00:09:21,099 and the South of the Border fish taco night. 257 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,034 Ugh! Oh! 258 00:09:23,035 --> 00:09:25,103 Wait. So you're kicking them out for not going to your parties? 259 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:26,571 You can do that? 260 00:09:26,572 --> 00:09:28,073 It's in our bylaws, large print edition. 261 00:09:28,074 --> 00:09:29,707 You've got to be part of the community. 262 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:31,543 Well, these pots are keeping their lids on! 263 00:09:31,544 --> 00:09:33,661 Stay away from their beef and noodles! 264 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:37,198 I'm going to bed. 265 00:09:37,199 --> 00:09:38,933 I hope you're better at finding snakes 266 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:41,436 than pitching tents, because you stink. 267 00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:43,271 Well, I hope you're good at finding your purse 268 00:09:43,272 --> 00:09:45,073 and ponying up that hundred bucks. 269 00:09:45,074 --> 00:09:46,991 I got the money. Yeah? 270 00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:48,827 - Yeah. - Yeah? 271 00:09:48,828 --> 00:09:51,096 - Yeah! - Yeah?! 272 00:09:51,097 --> 00:09:52,564 Let me see it! 273 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:54,499 Hey, don't you worry. I'm good for it. 274 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,201 Just put ten dollars in my hand. 275 00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:58,236 Good night. Good night, Helen. 276 00:09:58,237 --> 00:09:59,671 Sweet dreams, okay? 277 00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:01,072 I love you, Helen! 278 00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:02,507 And I love your money! 279 00:10:02,508 --> 00:10:04,075 Uh, it's getting dark. 280 00:10:04,076 --> 00:10:06,010 I better go in the tent and do base camp stuff. 281 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,814 Oh, no! The tent's running away. 282 00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:11,316 Oh, get back here with base camp, Gene! 283 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:13,218 I don't want to! 284 00:10:13,252 --> 00:10:15,120 Helen said she'll get you crackers! 285 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:16,588 No, I didn't! 286 00:10:16,589 --> 00:10:18,423 Oh, go to bed, already! 287 00:10:18,424 --> 00:10:19,757 Don't you worry, Mom. 288 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,226 I'm sure you and Dad can find 289 00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:22,660 a nice retirement community. 290 00:10:22,695 --> 00:10:24,796 One where a porch swing is something you sit on 291 00:10:24,797 --> 00:10:26,231 and not strap into. 292 00:10:26,232 --> 00:10:28,099 I sat on that. It was weird. 293 00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:31,469 We won't be able to afford to live in a retirement community. 294 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,271 Or even an apartment. 295 00:10:33,272 --> 00:10:35,273 - What? Why? - Why? 296 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:37,609 If we get kicked out, we'll have to forfeit our down payment. 297 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,210 No. 298 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:40,778 Well, you know what I'm thinking. 299 00:10:40,779 --> 00:10:43,064 No, no. You could always... 300 00:10:43,065 --> 00:10:44,415 No, no, no. No. ...move in... 301 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:46,067 No, no. ...with us. 302 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,470 No! 303 00:10:48,504 --> 00:10:49,704 What kind of animal was that? 304 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:51,139 Stop being scared, okay? 305 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,241 You're gonna spook Tina. 306 00:10:53,242 --> 00:10:54,709 I'm not spooked. What's the thing after spooked? I'm that. 307 00:10:54,743 --> 00:10:56,761 Wait, wait! Let's all stay in the tent. 308 00:10:56,762 --> 00:10:58,179 Let's order tent service! 309 00:10:58,180 --> 00:11:00,882 I'll get... Ooh. Ooh, this is hard. 310 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,917 I'll get the Cobb salad and... 311 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:05,320 What do you guys want? Okay, I'll just put you down 312 00:11:05,321 --> 00:11:08,456 for some spicy wings and, like, a dill salmon. 313 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:11,609 What else? Guys! Guys! 314 00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:16,211 Shh! 315 00:11:16,212 --> 00:11:18,880 Did you say "shh"? Or did the snake say "sss"? 316 00:11:18,881 --> 00:11:20,032 What was that? 317 00:11:21,684 --> 00:11:23,835 Aah! Qu-Quit shining the light in my eyes! 318 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,887 Whoops. I think something's on me. 319 00:11:25,888 --> 00:11:28,056 Is there something on me? Uh, yes. 320 00:11:28,091 --> 00:11:30,359 It's either a feather or a scorpion. 321 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,044 Get it off! 322 00:11:32,078 --> 00:11:34,379 Tina, stop! Stop! I'll get it! 323 00:11:34,414 --> 00:11:36,948 No, no, no, no, no! Now I can't see the scorpion! 324 00:11:36,949 --> 00:11:38,100 Drop and roll! 325 00:11:38,134 --> 00:11:39,768 Drop and roll! 326 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:42,070 Maybe it was a feather. Just think feather. 327 00:11:42,071 --> 00:11:43,605 I hate feathers. 328 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:45,941 Oh, God. Oh. 329 00:11:45,975 --> 00:11:47,609 Oh, stop it. Oh, no. 330 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:50,612 If they need a place to live they will live with us, Bob! 331 00:11:50,613 --> 00:11:53,281 - Case closed! - Well, why can't they live with your sister? 332 00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:56,284 - Her life is already ruined. - Gayle has a studio apartment. 333 00:11:56,285 --> 00:11:59,421 - We have three kids and one bathroom. - Not another word, Bob. 334 00:11:59,422 --> 00:12:02,424 If they get kicked out of here, then they are staying with us. 335 00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:06,962 Well, then they are not going to get kicked out of here. 336 00:12:06,963 --> 00:12:09,197 What? Bob, Excuse me. 337 00:12:09,232 --> 00:12:10,582 - Bob, where are you going? - Nowhere. 338 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:11,850 What are you doing? Nothing. 339 00:12:11,884 --> 00:12:14,386 Bob. Sheesh. Bye. 340 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,922 Snake-hunter to Snake-wuss. Over. 341 00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:18,690 Snake-wuss to... Hey. 342 00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:20,325 We're lost, our flashlights are gone 343 00:12:20,326 --> 00:12:22,627 and we can't find our way out of the woods, 344 00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:26,231 which is possibly full of scorpions... or feathers. Over. 345 00:12:26,232 --> 00:12:27,899 Follow the sound of my voice! 346 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,401 It's on the walkie-talkie, Gene. 347 00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:30,736 Then follow your heart. 348 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,971 You can't go wrong! Shush! Just shush! 349 00:12:32,972 --> 00:12:34,506 Tina, let's think. 350 00:12:34,507 --> 00:12:36,508 Is there such a thing as night butterflies? 351 00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:38,760 Please say yes. 352 00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:41,480 It could still be butterflies. No, they're not. 353 00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:44,816 - Hi, Al. - Eh. 354 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,753 Looks like a pretty fun party. 355 00:12:47,787 --> 00:12:50,655 I mean, look, all you got to do is show up, right? 356 00:12:50,656 --> 00:12:51,957 And then they'll let you stay. 357 00:12:51,991 --> 00:12:54,059 Show up and... and play. 358 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:56,661 Well, yeah, but, you know, that's why you came here, right? 359 00:12:56,662 --> 00:12:59,431 I mean, you must have been excited about it at some point. 360 00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:00,565 What-what happened? 361 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,501 I saw all these other fellas. 362 00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:05,137 - They're just a bunch of... peacocks. - Mmm. Oh. 363 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:08,507 Y-You don't want to be the last breadstick in the basket, huh? 364 00:13:08,508 --> 00:13:10,709 - Ah. - There's, uh... 365 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:12,711 breadstick pills, you know? 366 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,946 Doc won't let me take those pills. 367 00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:17,115 Bad heart... and kidney... 368 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:18,150 - liver... - Right. 369 00:13:18,151 --> 00:13:20,152 And leg pains and dry mouth. 370 00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:22,053 W-Well, what else gets you going? 371 00:13:22,054 --> 00:13:24,289 Is there anything you're into? Like, uh... 372 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,825 - I don't know... - uh, feet or something? 373 00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:28,076 Leather? 374 00:13:28,077 --> 00:13:29,511 - Spanking? - Eh. 375 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:32,063 Um, I don't really know any others. 376 00:13:32,064 --> 00:13:34,833 Well, there's one thing. Gloria doesn't know. 377 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:36,101 What? What-what is it? 378 00:13:36,135 --> 00:13:38,120 Eh. F-Forget it. 379 00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:39,638 You can tell me, Al. 380 00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:41,673 Balloons. - What? 381 00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:44,042 Balloons! Um, that's great. 382 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:46,044 I... Wait. What is that? 383 00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:49,481 I like... to watch a woman inflate a balloon 384 00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,150 and then sit on it till it pops. 385 00:13:52,151 --> 00:13:53,852 It drives me cra-crazy. 386 00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:56,321 No, that's... I mean, that's what you're into. 387 00:13:56,355 --> 00:14:00,025 Yeah, but Gloria hates loud noises. It'd never work. 388 00:14:00,026 --> 00:14:03,962 Uh, does it have to pop? Yes! Pop! Pop! Yes! 389 00:14:03,996 --> 00:14:06,131 What... Where'd-where'd you see that first? 390 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:07,999 World Wide Web. Uh-huh. 391 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,335 Uh, I've... I'll have to, um... I'll check it out. 392 00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:14,840 - You just... You just, uh... www-dot... - Mm-hmm. 393 00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:18,610 Women-inflates-a-balloon-and- sits-on-it-and-pops-it-dot-com. 394 00:14:18,611 --> 00:14:20,212 Yeah. Catchy name. 395 00:14:20,246 --> 00:14:22,631 How are we still in here? 396 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,133 This is the tiniest forest in the world! 397 00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:27,302 All of a sudden I feel slower. 398 00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:29,554 And shorter. We're in a mud hole. 399 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,590 That's it! I hate Florida! 400 00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:34,543 Gene, come help us! We're gonna drown in mud 401 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,611 if the snake doesn't eat us first. I don't believe you. 402 00:14:36,612 --> 00:14:39,981 Send me a picture of you in the mud holding today's newspaper. 403 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:42,450 Until you do, I am turning off the walkie-talkie. 404 00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:44,552 Gene, don't do it! Don't do it! 405 00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:47,072 He did it. You're dead to me, Gene! 406 00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:49,928 And we'll be dead, too, so it's complicated. 407 00:14:50,543 --> 00:14:53,124 - Help! - Help! 408 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,492 Help! Help! 409 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,328 # I'm not afraid of ghosts 410 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,163 # I'm not afraid of sharks # 411 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,865 # I'm not afraid of cancer 412 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,533 # I'm just afraid of snakes # 413 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,235 # They really creep me out 414 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,170 # Where are their arms and legs? # 415 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,538 # It's not okay! 416 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,973 I don't think Gene's coming. 417 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,841 Less thinking, more screaming! 418 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,043 Louder! 419 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,312 I can't, but I'll add gestures. 420 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,499 Oh, God! 421 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,434 No wonder they had to clean the pool. 422 00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:22,103 Dirty old ducks. 423 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,991 # Dirty ducks 424 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,510 Dirty ducks. 425 00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:30,545 # Dirty ducks. 426 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,199 Quack, quack. 427 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,537 Hi, Gloria. 428 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,539 Oh, sorry. Sorry to startle you. 429 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,175 I know that's your thing. Okay. So, uh... 430 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:47,112 - so, what are you doing? Dishes? - Yeah. I guess 431 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,281 I'm gonna have to pack this place up. 432 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,516 Well, actually, maybe not. 433 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,953 Guess who's been talking to Al about sex parties? 434 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,388 - Who? - This guy. 435 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,590 And guess who found out Al's secret kink 436 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,225 that even you didn't know about? 437 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,460 Who? Me. I did. Right here. 438 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,298 - What is it? - Well, the answer may startle you. Literally. 439 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,967 Do you have any earplugs or headphones? 440 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,869 - And balloons? - Huh? 441 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,238 And something to share, 'cause it's a potluck. 442 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,340 So we should whip something up. What do you got in the fridge? 443 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,725 Uh... 444 00:16:16,759 --> 00:16:18,393 Can't hold on much longer. 445 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,229 Tina, help me record my last will and testament. 446 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,731 If you're watching this, I'm dead. 447 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,050 And I only have a few things to say. 448 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,235 Don't touch my stuff! 449 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,920 No one gets anything! 450 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,055 I leave it all to my ghost! 451 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,274 What the hell is that? 452 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:37,746 Gene, you came! 453 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,447 Quick. Grab this. 454 00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:45,720 You saved us, Gene. I owe you my life. 455 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:48,406 No, thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed. 456 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,608 Yellow Belly! Gene! 457 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,327 Your belly's not as yellow as I thought. 458 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,496 - What happened? - I didn't want to be an only child. 459 00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:55,797 They're always weird. 460 00:16:55,831 --> 00:16:58,616 Gene mowed us a path. Drive us out of here. 461 00:17:01,303 --> 00:17:02,937 I hate Florida. I hate Florida. 462 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,756 I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. 463 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,325 Wh. 464 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,328 - Look. Bitsy's tutu. - Ah. Yeesh. 465 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,864 This must be the place the snake comes to digest its prey. 466 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,438 It's Bitsy! 467 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,841 He passed right through the snake without being digested! 468 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,492 Like that time I swallowed a button! 469 00:17:24,493 --> 00:17:26,211 This button. 470 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,463 Where are my parents? 471 00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:30,298 Um, getting ready for the party. 472 00:17:30,332 --> 00:17:32,333 Wha...? 473 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,671 What is going on? 474 00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:39,441 What?! Go! Go, you two. Have fun. 475 00:17:39,442 --> 00:17:40,658 - Okay. - What?! 476 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:41,960 Okay, bye! 477 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,661 - Eh. - We're going now! 478 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,296 - Bye-bye. - Thank you, Bob. 479 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,898 No problem, Al. Oh, no. 480 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,767 - I wasn't talking to you. Oh. 481 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,069 Bob, you tell me what is happening right now. 482 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,038 Al finally got into the swing of things. 483 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,739 They're going to the party, which means 484 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,242 they won't be kicked out, which means I'm a hero. 485 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,411 Oh, you're a hero 'cause you got my parents 486 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,845 to go to a sex party?! 487 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,815 Well, maybe not a hero, but, uh, eh. 488 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,383 Great, so they get to stay here 489 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,085 and get passed around like hors d'oeuvres?! 490 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,471 With crabs! In their crotches! 491 00:18:09,472 --> 00:18:11,372 Linda, look at them. 492 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,362 Oh, my God. They haven't kissed each other 493 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,364 in 20 years. Ooh, it shows. 494 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,499 I'm sure they'll get better at it. 495 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:25,103 Huh. I guess if you love something, you let it go swing. 496 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,772 What's with the balloons? Oh, it's a long story. 497 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,091 Actually, I kind of want to try something. 498 00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:31,826 Does this do anything for you? 499 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,529 - Ooh! - Maybe... 500 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,332 Well, I guess the only python was in Helen's head. 501 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,400 "Snakes on a brain." Am I right? 502 00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:41,686 Yes, you are correct! I can hardly wait 503 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,404 to see the look on Helen's face when we reunite her with Bitsy. 504 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,725 Oh, you again. What do you got? 505 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,261 Get your purse out, Helen. Better yet, go to the bank 506 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,730 and open up your safe... we've got good news. 507 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,065 You got the snake? 508 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,667 Better. 509 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,252 Bitsy! 510 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,391 Oh, what happened to your clothes? 511 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,394 Let's get you into your big-dog pants. 512 00:19:06,428 --> 00:19:07,512 Come back! 513 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,283 - Bitsy! - Maybe he doesn't like wearing clothes. 514 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,919 With that body, I wouldn't either. 515 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,754 - Bitsy! - Oh, man. 516 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,107 We're never gonna get our hundred bucks now. 517 00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,909 Bitsy! 518 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,795 Bitsy seemed really happy in there, 519 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,397 - if it makes you feel any better. - Oh, yeah? 520 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,399 Uh, Bitsy! 521 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,953 Whatever you want to do, I support you! 522 00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:34,839 Bitsy, listen! Your favorite! 523 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,561 # My little Bitsy baby 524 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:41,462 # Bitsy # Bitsy 525 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:43,548 # Bitsy # Oh, my Bitsy, baby 526 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,568 # Bitsy, I'm gonna miss ya, my Bitsy # # Bitsy! 527 00:19:46,569 --> 00:19:49,654 - Bye! - Bye! Good-bye forever maybe! 528 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,939 - Bye, Ma! - Bye, Dad! 529 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,924 We'll never forget it. 530 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,476 Can we come back sometime when they're not cleaning the pool? 531 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,096 - No. Never. - Absolutely not. Not a chance in hell. 532 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,647 Who were those people eating breakfast 533 00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:02,083 - with Gram and Gramps this morning? - Yeah. 534 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,735 Oh, those were the Madisons. 535 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,821 Well, why was Mr. Madison sitting on Gram-Gram's lap? 536 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:10,291 She never lets us sit there. And I have asked. 537 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,659 Honey, he's old. He-he thought she was a chair. 538 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,444 Right, right. 539 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,613 Um, you kids didn't see any of the party last night, did you? 540 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,448 No, but we could hear it. 541 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,317 Those people should learn 542 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,119 to have a potluck without popping all those balloons. 543 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,288 And without having really loud sex. 544 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,390 # I'm not afraid of ghosts 545 00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:44,225 # I'm not afraid of sharks # 546 00:20:44,226 --> 00:20:45,743 # I'm not afraid of cancer 547 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,061 # I'm just afraid of snakes # 548 00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:49,030 # They really creep me out 549 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:50,899 # Where are their arms and legs? # 550 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,533 # It's not okay! 551 00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:54,369 # I'm not afraid of ghosts 552 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,221 # I'm not afraid of sharks # 553 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,906 # I'm not afraid of cancer 554 00:20:57,907 --> 00:20:59,207 # I'm just afraid of snakes # 555 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,209 # They really creep me out 556 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,177 # Where are their arms and legs? # 557 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,214 # It's not okay! 558 00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:09,234 # Oh, my Bitsy, baby, Bitsy, I'm gonna miss ya. # 559 00:21:10,305 --> 00:22:10,531 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP