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Gene, you almost done
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scraping the gum off the bottom
of the counter?
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Yeah! And I'm almost done
with Gumhead.
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Here you go, Gumhead.
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Num, num, num, num, num, num!
More gum!
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Gene, knock it off. I know
you think you're helping,
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- but you're not.
- I don't think I'm helping.
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All right, step right up.
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Which cup is the
creamer under, Tina?
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Keep your eye on the
creamer, little lady.
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- Where's it going? Where's it going?
- Louise.
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- Yeah, Dad? Do you know where the cream is?
- No.
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All right, then stay out of it.
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- Is it here? Is it this one? Is it that one?
- Uh...
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Huh, huh, huh, huh.
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- This one?
- Wrong!
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- Now you have to drink it.
- Ugh. Okay.
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Tina, Louise, enough,
and get back to work.
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This is a big weekend for us.
It's Fleet Week!
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Yay! Feet Week!
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No. Fleet Week.
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Why would there be a Feet Week?
I don't know.
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There's Arbor Day.
Who needs that?
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Any minute now, sailors will be
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pouring through that door,
wanting burgers and beer.
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Mostly beer, but still.
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Excuse me, sir, but I need
to inspect your table for gum.
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Gene, get out of there.
No! Gumhead needs lips!
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Give me the Gumhead.
Mm, no!
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Give me your Gumhead!
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I'm sorry, sir. Gene!
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Give me back my son! I just need
to breathe life into him!
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All right, Tina,
new game, new game.
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Keep your eye on the cream.
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Try not to blink.
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Gene, don't hit your mother.
Linda, don't kick him!
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You missed it! Wrong!
Drink it! Drink it!
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Louise?
Uh, check, please?
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- Gene?
- Aah!
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Damn it! I cut my hand!
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Oh, somebody pee on it!
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I just went pee!
This is a disaster!
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Oh. Never mind. It's okay.
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I'm not bleeding.
False alarm.
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Phew! You had me worried there.
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You get so woozy when you bleed.
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Remember that time he flossed?
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He passed out right
into the toilet.
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Oh, whoa, whoa. Wait.
That's why I never floss.
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Blood is your teeth's
way of saying,
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"Mind your own business!"
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- I only floss on my birthday...
- Guys.
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...so I can look back on the
year and remember what I ate.
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Plus, he can't clot
to save his life.
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He bleeds forever.
It's gross.
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I'm act... I'm actually
bleeding here.
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(distorted): Bobby?
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You... okay?
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I'm fine. It's just
a little bluh...
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(Bob sighs)
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What am I doing down here?
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- You passed out, Dad.
- No, I didn't.
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Pretty sure you did.
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Maybe you took a little catnap.
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I didn't pass out, Tina.
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Aw, my little Wobbly Bobbly.
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Hmm. Oh, crap.
All right.
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We got to finish prepping
for the lunch rush.
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- Uh-uh.
- No, I'll be fine, Lin.
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I don't know.
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You got cut right
in the old finger crotch.
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Oh, no! Not the family
finger crotch jewels!
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Guys, I said it's fine.
It's not even...
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(mumbling): No. Oh, God.
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Okay, okay, let's go.
(groans)
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You're not gonna stop bleeding.
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Okay, I-I might need
a couple stitches.
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Linda, you have to stay
for the lunch rush.
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I'll drive myself.
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It's not gonna be
a prob... (mumbles)
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Oh!
Oh, you're not driving.
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Come on, give me the keys.
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We'll just have to close for lunch.
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We'll be back in a few hours.
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Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
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We could run the restaurant.
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- No, no.
- Yeah, we can do it.
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We'll just tell people
that Dad's in the shower
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and Mom's on the toilet.
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Why do I have to be on the toilet?
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- Fine, you can both be on the toilet.
- And Dad went out
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for a pack of smokes
and never came back.
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No, no, no.
We're closing the restaurant
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and we're going to the hospital,
all right?
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Kids, upstairs.
Tina, you're babysitting.
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Countdown to babysitting.
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Excitement begins now.
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100, 99, 98...
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Four, three,
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two, one.
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Who's ready for some fun?
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I can't hear you.
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I'd be open to fun.
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Let's see here.
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We can play Torpedo, Surgery Sam,
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or if we need
to blow off some steam,
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we can make
a get-well card for Dad.
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"Happy stitches, Dad.
You deserve it."
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Or how about, "Stitch, please!"
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Ugh, I don't want to make cards.
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I want to make money!
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I say we go down there,
and we open up for business.
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Yeah.
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But Mom and Dad
will be home in an hour.
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Maybe we could play
pretend restaurant?
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I'm restocking
the napkin dispenser.
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Gene, you go clean the floors.
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If we're pretending, I'm...
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I'll make fresh mozzarella.
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We're not making money
in this fake restaurant, Tina!
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Not yet, but we're building
good pretend word of mouth.
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Oh! This is gonna be the
longest hour of my life.
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Wait till childbirth, girlfriend.
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In and out, two stitches,
five minutes. Here we go.
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We're doing it.
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(coughing)
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- Whoa.
- Ooh.
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Okay, Mom.
The bad news is,
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Mom and Dad are gonna take
longer than they expected.
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The good news is, now we have
more time for activities.
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(singsongy): Like more pretending.
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Should we pretend we have a dog
and give it medicine?
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I've got an activity for you.
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It's called...
(sings fanfare)
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...opening the restaurant.
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- Ah.
- Whoa.
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The kids are running
Bob's Burgers, and this time
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it's personal!
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I'm gonna personally
run it into the ground!
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Wait. Why is that personal?
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- Tina, shush.
- Okay.
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We finally get
to run the restaurant.
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And we're gonna do it right.
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Let's see.
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We can blow that wall out,
put the drive-thru there.
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No! We need 200 chickens.
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From now on, we only serve poultry!
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No, we only serve kale.
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And we should replace our
chairs with treadmills.
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We'll be the healthiest
restaurant in town.
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- People will leave hungry.
- No, no.
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We want fat people who
can't leave our restaurant.
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No, treadmills.
Chicken!
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- Treadmills.
- Chicken on a treadmill, last offer.
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Okay.
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(door bells tinkle)
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Welcome to McChickies.
What can I put in your beak?
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Uh... I'll have a cheeseburger
and fries?
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Great, and for only
two dollars more,
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you can have your burger
chickenized. Ba-kok!
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No, I don't think I want that.
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I could offer you a kale-sserole.
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Or a kale-sadilla.
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You know what?
I forgot to feed the meter.
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Didn't you just get off a boat?
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It's the... boat meter.
Got to go!
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Wait. I made a chicken hat.
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Did you not notice it?
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Okay, guys, bring it in. Ugh!
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Why did we ever think
a restaurant was a good idea?
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We've watched Mom and Dad fail
at it for years.
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They make failing look so
easy. How do they do it?!
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But what if there was a restaurant
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that didn't serve any food
and just served up gambling?
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I thought gambling was illegal.
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(chuckling):
Not if no one sees you do it.
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No, I think it still is.
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But not if no one knows about it.
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I still think maybe we should...
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We're doing it, Tina!
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(loud hacking cough)
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- Okay.
- Sorry.
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Hey, do you think this is broken?
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- Please, no.
- Look what I can do with it.
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I'm feeling light-headed.
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All right, moving seats! Go, go!
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(sobbing)
(gags)
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(sneezes)
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There's nowhere to go.
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Oh, back to Cough Guy.
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No, not back there!
Oh.
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(coughing) Welcome back.
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(retching)
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(gagging)
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I can't take it anymore!
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I got to get out of here!
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Bob Belcher?
That's us!
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Party of two, coming through!
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Look at it, guys...
our very own underground casino.
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The Meatgrinder!
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Did you name it
after our meat grinder?
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LOUISE: Andy and Ollie will discreetly
spread the word around town.
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Secret casino!
Secret casino!
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Shh! Keep it quiet, though,
because it's a secret! Shh!
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LOUISE:
We'll get Zeke to run the door.
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Play to win?
Come on in.
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You're a nerd?
Join the herd.
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LOUISE: And I've hired
the fourth grade mathletics geeks
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to be our dealers.
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Tina, you're in charge
of hospitality.
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Sodas, snacks, pats on the backs.
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- Okay.
- Gene,
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you're in charge
of the entertainment.
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(gasps) I've got a great group.
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They'll be perfect...
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the Cutie Patooties.
The what?
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It's a girl group
I've been putting together.
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Hey, I found these
wigs in the trash.
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I say we start a girl group!
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We'll call 'em
the Cutie Patooties! Who's in?
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Oh, we got one!
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Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not interested.
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I'm just going to the bathroom.
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- Gross.
- I'll do it.
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Great! But you're gonna need
a stage name.
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What's your real name?
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Dottie Minerva.
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Well, now you're, hmm...
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Misty Gish.
I'll join, too.
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Great. Let's call you...
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Dottie Minerva.
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I want to do it, too.
We're out of names.
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So you'll have to be...
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Girl Number Three.
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Huh? Yeah.
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And I'll be the eye in the
sky, watching over everything.
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Especially the money.
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- But I'm still babysitting.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Don't you worry that pretty
little empty head.
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Just serve those drinks, huh?
Ow.
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Hey, how's it going?
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I'm Dr. Eigerman.
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Look at that face!
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So young!
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I want to breastfeed that face!
Thanks.
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Ah, ah, I think I just
need a few stitches.
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Stitches. Great.
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Those are no problem for a doctor.
250
00:08:10,347 --> 00:08:11,480
Hey! Finger crotch.
251
00:08:11,515 --> 00:08:13,266
Why do people keep calling it that?
252
00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:14,634
Ah, because your fingers
are like the legs
253
00:08:14,635 --> 00:08:15,835
and then in the middle, it...
254
00:08:15,836 --> 00:08:17,303
Don't do that.
Stop.
255
00:08:17,304 --> 00:08:19,672
All right, let's stitch
you right up, here.
256
00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:24,310
Ow! Oh, boy. Look at me, look at me.
I'm gonna faint.
257
00:08:24,311 --> 00:08:25,544
Look at me.
You'll be fine.
258
00:08:25,545 --> 00:08:26,779
Ah...
He's a doctor.
259
00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:28,681
Remember that time,
we were on vacation,
260
00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:31,617
and you were in the water,
you're swimming around, right?
261
00:08:31,618 --> 00:08:33,719
Focus, focus!
And you're having fun.
262
00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,354
Oh, you're having fun, right?
263
00:08:35,355 --> 00:08:36,622
- (chuckles) I don't remember that.
- See?
264
00:08:36,623 --> 00:08:38,157
Wait, are you watching a video?
265
00:08:38,158 --> 00:08:39,558
Mm... yes.
About what?
266
00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,294
(mumbling): How to give stitches...
267
00:08:41,295 --> 00:08:43,129
Of how to give stitches?
Yeah. My...
268
00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:44,363
(phone chimes) Oh, text here.
269
00:08:44,364 --> 00:08:45,665
- Coming in. (chuckles)
- Who is it?
270
00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,133
- My mom.
- Aw.
271
00:08:47,134 --> 00:08:49,001
Mommy must be proud
of her little doctor.
272
00:08:49,036 --> 00:08:50,303
Yeah.
We're celebrating tonight.
273
00:08:50,304 --> 00:08:51,537
It's my first day without
274
00:08:51,538 --> 00:08:52,838
the attending physician
supervising me.
275
00:08:52,873 --> 00:08:54,106
- Wait.
- First day?
276
00:08:54,107 --> 00:08:55,691
First patient!
(whoops)
277
00:08:55,692 --> 00:08:57,593
Oh, you want me to take
a picture for your mommy?
278
00:08:57,594 --> 00:08:59,161
Uh...
Bobby, you take a picture of us.
279
00:08:59,162 --> 00:09:00,429
Well, Lin, my...
I kind of...
280
00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:01,831
Bob, take it.
Take it.
281
00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,265
All right, fine.
282
00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:05,201
Stitches.
Stitches.
283
00:09:07,871 --> 00:09:09,588
What's the password?
284
00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:11,510
Here's a hint:
Rhymes with "squid narcs."
285
00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:14,010
- Skid marks.
- Okay. Get on in there.
286
00:09:14,044 --> 00:09:16,212
(indistinct conversation, laughter)
287
00:09:16,246 --> 00:09:19,015
One water, one fizzazz...
288
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,267
Hot towel?
Hot towel, anyone?
289
00:09:21,268 --> 00:09:24,570
All right, Patooties,
get your Cutie faces on.
290
00:09:24,571 --> 00:09:26,005
Misty, you're singing lead.
291
00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:27,406
And it's time for
this star to shine.
292
00:09:27,407 --> 00:09:28,674
Just like we rehearsed.
293
00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:29,736
We didn't rehearse.
294
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:31,544
Oh, my God, we didn't rehearse.
295
00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:33,706
All right, even better.
It'll be fresher. Go out there.
296
00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:35,698
- Go, go, go, go, go. Go.
- (whispering): What do I do?
297
00:09:35,732 --> 00:09:38,134
(whispering):
Girls being girls being girls
298
00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:39,568
being girls... girl group!
299
00:09:39,636 --> 00:09:41,137
(whispering):
Girls being girls being girls
300
00:09:41,138 --> 00:09:42,371
- being girls... (whispering):
- No, no, no, no.
301
00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:43,406
I whisper, you don't whisper.
302
00:09:43,407 --> 00:09:45,458
Oh.
You-you sing it.
303
00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,360
(off-key): ♪ Girls being girls
being girls being girls... ♪
304
00:09:47,361 --> 00:09:48,461
Come back, come back, come back.
305
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:49,695
Not your night, not your night.
306
00:09:49,696 --> 00:09:51,130
Girl group!
307
00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:52,965
Uh, we're gonna take a quick fiver.
308
00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:54,417
Technical difficulties.
309
00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:57,053
In the meantime,
Sammy Hagar, everybody.
310
00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,171
Come on, come on,
keep those bets coming, people.
311
00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:02,058
Winner, winner, burger dinner!
312
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,395
Louise, why are we
in our underwear?
313
00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:08,497
So you don't steal any
of that money you're counting.
314
00:10:08,498 --> 00:10:10,783
I stole a tomato.
I'm sorry.
315
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,102
Oh, it's all right.
You didn't mean it.
316
00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:14,620
You were just hungry, huh, friend?
317
00:10:14,621 --> 00:10:16,272
Yeah.
Saw a tomato and you were like,
318
00:10:16,273 --> 00:10:18,741
"Hey, I know where this goes...
in my underwear."
319
00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:20,526
Yeah...
Just count the money!
320
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,428
F-9.
321
00:10:22,429 --> 00:10:23,796
You torpedoed my frigate.
322
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,131
We've got a winner.
323
00:10:25,132 --> 00:10:27,133
(laughs) All right.
Congratulations.
324
00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:29,268
Well, I noticed that's
your fourth win in a row.
325
00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:30,603
You're lucky...
326
00:10:30,604 --> 00:10:32,705
a little too lucky.
Uh, thanks.
327
00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:34,173
I was just about to cash out.
328
00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:36,125
Ah, not so fast, forehead sweat.
329
00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:37,626
I also noticed
your friend over there
330
00:10:37,627 --> 00:10:39,178
giving you hand signals.
331
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:41,497
Well, I'd like to introduce you
to my friend.
332
00:10:41,498 --> 00:10:42,765
Zeke.
333
00:10:42,766 --> 00:10:43,999
You know what a purple nurple is?
334
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,368
Yes.
You can keep the money, friend.
335
00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:47,636
Or you can keep your nurple.
336
00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:50,289
But you can't keep both.
Not my nurples!
337
00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:52,174
Now get out of here! Scram!
(whimpers)
338
00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:54,443
Nothing to see here, folks!
Tina!
339
00:10:54,478 --> 00:10:56,278
Drinks over here. On the house,
whatever they want.
340
00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:57,747
What do you want?
Why are you crying?
341
00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:58,964
I lost my allowance.
342
00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,966
No tears at the Meatgrinder...
343
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:02,168
just fun!
344
00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:04,620
FISCHOEDER: Well, well, well.
345
00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:06,956
I came in to use the bathroom,
and what do I find?
346
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,491
An underground casino.
347
00:11:08,492 --> 00:11:10,493
That's actually underground.
348
00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:11,994
Who owns this building?
349
00:11:11,995 --> 00:11:13,195
Oh, yes, that's right.
350
00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:14,463
I do.
351
00:11:14,498 --> 00:11:15,509
(Fischoeder laughs)
352
00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:16,665
Who's in charge here?
353
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,367
- Uh...
- Uh...
354
00:11:18,368 --> 00:11:20,469
We are a group of entrepreneurs,
355
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,872
but it was my idea.
356
00:11:22,873 --> 00:11:25,477
You are in very big trouble,
young lady.
357
00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:28,878
Because I am a gambling man.
358
00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:31,881
One hundred dollars
on Surgery Sam.
359
00:11:31,882 --> 00:11:34,016
Let's play.
(cheering, whoops)
360
00:11:34,017 --> 00:11:35,217
Yes!
361
00:11:35,218 --> 00:11:37,853
The Meatgrinder is about
to grind up a whale.
362
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:41,201
Hold up, I got to metal-detect you.
363
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:42,703
Beepity-beep, beep,
beep, beep-beep-beep.
364
00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:44,955
All right, you're good.
Go on in.
365
00:11:44,989 --> 00:11:49,226
Look. I love Misty Gish,
but she's not ready to sing lead.
366
00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:50,694
Dottie Minerva is a star,
367
00:11:50,695 --> 00:11:52,980
and it's time for
that star to shine.
368
00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:56,016
(off-key): ♪ Girls being girls
being girls being girls... ♪
369
00:11:56,017 --> 00:11:58,051
Oh, my God, oh, my God... you're
even worse than Misty Gish.
370
00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:00,153
Gene, I could give it a try.
371
00:12:00,188 --> 00:12:01,588
Girl Number Three,
you're a backup singer.
372
00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:03,190
You don't even have a name.
373
00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,342
But I guess you'll have to do
for now... you're up.
374
00:12:05,343 --> 00:12:07,461
Cue the music.
375
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:09,596
(clears throat)
376
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:11,815
♪ Girls being girls being
377
00:12:11,816 --> 00:12:13,692
♪ Girls being girls...
378
00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:15,485
Wow, she's amazing.
379
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,337
I'm gonna make that girl a star.
380
00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:18,505
And my wife.
381
00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:21,041
Girl Number Three Belcher.
382
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,576
(game buzzes)
FISCHOEDER: Oh, damn it.
383
00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:24,778
Sam, why would you eat a car?
384
00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:26,546
Well, another hundred dollars
to the house.
385
00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:27,981
Oh, nice try, Mr. Fischoeder.
386
00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:29,116
You'll get 'em next time.
387
00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:31,118
You think?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
388
00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:33,587
- (chuckling): Eh, okay.
- Your luck's got to change sometime, buddy.
389
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:36,406
Ooh... Rock, Paper, Scissors.
390
00:12:36,441 --> 00:12:38,342
Or as it was known
in ancient China...
391
00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:40,243
Huo-zhi tou.
392
00:12:40,244 --> 00:12:41,845
Oh, yeah, you like
Rock, Paper, Scissors?
393
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:42,913
You want to play that?
394
00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:44,214
Hundred dollar bet.
Uh...
395
00:12:44,215 --> 00:12:46,166
Go ahead.
American rules.
396
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,101
- Throw on the four count... ready?
- Mm.
397
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,453
One, two...
One, mm...
398
00:12:49,454 --> 00:12:50,570
- three... shoot!
- three...
399
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:52,105
I win... fantastic!
400
00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:53,457
Ah, it's no big deal.
401
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:54,775
The house can lose a few, right?
402
00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:56,009
We're still way up.
403
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,277
Let's keep this going.
404
00:12:57,278 --> 00:12:59,730
One, two, three...
Two, three...
405
00:12:59,731 --> 00:13:00,731
- shoot.
- shoot.
406
00:13:00,732 --> 00:13:02,949
(laughs)
407
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,951
Okay, okay, I'm jumping in here.
408
00:13:04,986 --> 00:13:06,586
New dealer, new hand...
get out of here.
409
00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:08,121
What'd I do?
410
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,457
- Well, that should do it.
- Oh, my God.
411
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,826
I think I passed out.
What happened?
412
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:16,029
Oh, I just, uh, fixed up
the old finger crotch cut.
413
00:13:16,064 --> 00:13:17,831
Why is my whole arm bandaged?
414
00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,599
I thought I'd just kill
the roll, you know?
415
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,767
Did you shave my arm?
416
00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:22,069
Uh, yeah.
417
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:23,236
Why did he shave my arm?
418
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,337
He shaved your arm.
419
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:25,972
Why did he shave my arm, Lin?
420
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,941
Because he's a doctor.
421
00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:29,793
What happened when I passed out?
422
00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:30,894
Bob, nothing.
423
00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:31,937
It's all on video.
424
00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,463
Wait, what's on video?
425
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,499
We filmed it...
it's his first patient.
426
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,933
All right, I'm getting out of here.
427
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:38,785
His mom wanted to see it.
428
00:13:38,786 --> 00:13:40,287
She-she really appreciates it.
429
00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:42,489
My other arm is shaved!
Mm-hmm.
430
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:43,824
Why'd you shave my body?!
431
00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:45,158
He's looking for other cuts.
432
00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:47,461
Lin, we're going.
All right... bye.
433
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:50,163
- One, two, three...
- You're about to throw...
434
00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:52,499
- shoot! Aah!
- rock! (laughs)
435
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,784
How did you know that?
436
00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:55,302
Get out of my head!
437
00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:56,503
Come on, give me some more.
438
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,537
What do you got?
439
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:58,905
Give it to me.
440
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,690
(groans) We're out of money?
441
00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:03,009
- I take IOUs.
- Great!
442
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,594
- Play again?
- Yes.
443
00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:05,862
All right, we're on in five.
444
00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:07,264
You know the drill.
445
00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,366
Girl Number Three,
you're our new number one!
446
00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:12,152
Um, we were talking, Gene,
and we've decided that
447
00:14:12,153 --> 00:14:14,237
the Cutie Patooties
are breaking up.
448
00:14:14,238 --> 00:14:16,640
Breaking up? But this was
just the beginning.
449
00:14:16,641 --> 00:14:19,409
I was gonna get you an MP3 deal
and your own perfume.
450
00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,578
Patoot... smells like girl farts.
451
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,380
Yeah, well, I'm leaving
the business to focus
452
00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:25,048
on my glitter stickers.
453
00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,651
And I want to spend more time
at home with my pets.
454
00:14:27,652 --> 00:14:29,419
And I'm learning how
to French braid.
455
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:31,799
When I met you, you were
eating lunch at school.
456
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,803
So?
457
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:37,294
So, see you tomorrow
at lunch at school.
458
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:38,678
I don't need them.
459
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:40,380
I can be a girl group
all by myself.
460
00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:42,149
I certainly have the passion.
461
00:14:42,183 --> 00:14:44,217
Two, three, shoot.
Two, three, shoot!
462
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,986
(laughs)
Aah!
463
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:47,387
Another win.
464
00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,022
I should gamble
against children more often.
465
00:14:49,023 --> 00:14:51,208
Louise, I think we're
losing a lot of money.
466
00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,625
Oh, really?
467
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,344
I know we're losing a lot of money!
468
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:55,812
I feel it!
469
00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:57,314
(sighs) Hopefully we
can still make it home
470
00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:58,598
for the dinner rush.
471
00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:01,184
Seems like blood shouldn't be
able to get through all this.
472
00:15:01,185 --> 00:15:02,686
Stop messing with it, Bobby.
473
00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:04,738
This isn't...
I know he didn't do it right.
474
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:05,989
Leave it alone.
475
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,190
I'm just gonna take a quick peek.
476
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,103
Bobby, I said... aah!
Ooh!
477
00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:09,142
Oh, my God!
Aah, aah!
478
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,443
(yelling)
479
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,145
Oh, my God!
480
00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:13,997
Oh, God, look at it!
It went in my mouth!
481
00:15:13,998 --> 00:15:15,782
Oh, I swallowed your blood.
(screaming)
482
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,317
I've swallowed your blood.
483
00:15:17,335 --> 00:15:20,103
Oh, I'm gonna faint.
I'm gonna throw up.
484
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:21,371
(woozy mumbling)
I'm gonna throw up.
485
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,423
What?
(retching)
486
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,208
Oh, we need to go back
to the hospital.
487
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,761
(tires screeching)
488
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:28,879
(humming)
489
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,330
No.
Hey, it's you guys.
490
00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:31,848
Are there any other doctors here?
491
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:33,083
I can't tell you that.
492
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:34,551
It's doctor-doctor confidentiality.
493
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,952
There's no such thing.
494
00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:37,654
I can't talk about it...
but there is.
495
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:38,855
No, there's not.
496
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:39,923
I'll-I'll take a nurse.
497
00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:41,558
You want that for here or to go?
498
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,593
(chuckles) I don't get it.
499
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,729
Sorry, that...
that usually kills.
500
00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:47,614
Okay, I'll go get the nurse.
501
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:50,050
Just don't tell her I said that.
502
00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:52,953
♪ Girls being girls being
girls being girls ♪
503
00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:54,387
♪ Girl group, shut your mouth.
504
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,989
Thank you, Meatgrinder.
505
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,557
Tip your waitress...
I'm friends with her dad.
506
00:15:57,558 --> 00:15:58,925
Hmm.
507
00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:01,940
One, two, three...
One, two, three...
508
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:02,942
- shoot!
- shoot!
509
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:04,598
- Yes!
- No!
510
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:06,433
Kids, we're home!
511
00:16:06,434 --> 00:16:07,700
Look at your father's arms.
512
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:08,752
They shaved me.
513
00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:09,886
He looks like a turkey.
514
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,421
Lin, wash your face, please.
515
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:13,340
I'm gonna faint again.
Oh, come on.
516
00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:14,975
Look at me... blah!
(laughs)
517
00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:16,409
- Oh, my God.
- Kids!
518
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,644
Come look at my bloody face.
519
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:18,645
Tina?
520
00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,113
Gene?
521
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:21,448
Louise?
Anybody here?
522
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:22,782
Underground casino?
523
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:23,783
Coat off.
524
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,151
Game on.
525
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,453
Well...
526
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,988
I think it's time to cash out.
527
00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:30,924
Where should I, uh,
to whom do I, uh...?
528
00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,059
Just one more game.
No...
529
00:16:33,094 --> 00:16:34,844
- Come on!
- If there's one thing I learned
530
00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:38,231
from that week I was married,
it's when to walk away.
531
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,100
What the hell is going on here?
532
00:16:40,101 --> 00:16:42,118
Yeah, what is going on here?
533
00:16:42,119 --> 00:16:43,670
- Uh-oh.
- Louise,
534
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:44,955
these two snuck in somehow.
535
00:16:44,956 --> 00:16:46,256
Like some kind of ninjas.
536
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:47,924
Hi, Mom and Dad, whoa, you're back.
537
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,859
- Bob.
- Mr. Fischoeder?
538
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,495
Perfect timing.
I was just about to, uh,
539
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:53,805
collect my winnings.
Your winnings?
540
00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:55,865
Yes, the house owes me some money.
541
00:16:55,866 --> 00:16:57,467
And I believe you are the house.
542
00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:59,035
Oh, my God.
543
00:16:59,036 --> 00:17:00,270
Uh, how much does
"the house" owe you?
544
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:01,438
$5,000.
545
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:02,956
What?!
546
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,624
Congratulations, sir.
547
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:05,992
Sorry, Dad, it's my job.
548
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:08,486
(groans) Oh, hey, Marshmallow.
549
00:17:10,077 --> 00:17:11,678
What is this?
Wha-What's going on here?
550
00:17:11,679 --> 00:17:13,046
Well, it's an underground casino.
551
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,031
You kids are supposed
to be upstairs.
552
00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:17,267
Well, there's no room
for a casino upstairs.
553
00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:19,269
What are you doing
with Mommy's crackers?
554
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,720
Got to keep the players happy.
555
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:22,022
Flirt a little, wink a little.
556
00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,456
(Fischoeder clears throat)
557
00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:25,091
Sorry to interrupt,
Belcher family, but, um,
558
00:17:25,092 --> 00:17:28,395
there seems to be a certain
unresolved matter of my $5,000.
559
00:17:28,396 --> 00:17:30,163
Mr. Fischoeder, you can't
expect me to pay you.
560
00:17:30,164 --> 00:17:33,099
I mean, they're just kids
playing pretend casino.
561
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,968
Why can't you play
like normal kids?
562
00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:36,970
Why can't you bleed
like a normal dad?
563
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:39,039
A bet is a bet, Bob.
564
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,708
I once lost $30,000 on a horse.
565
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,143
She just ran off with it.
566
00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:45,645
Listen, I-I can't afford
this, Mr. Fischoeder.
567
00:17:45,646 --> 00:17:47,814
Well, I'll just raise your
rent by a thousand dollars
568
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,282
a month for five months.
569
00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:51,251
Dad, a word...
in private?
570
00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:52,986
No.
Family meeting, huh?
571
00:17:52,987 --> 00:17:54,087
Mom, family meeting?
572
00:17:54,088 --> 00:17:56,489
No.
Ooh, family meeting.
573
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,324
Excuse us a second, Mr. Fischoeder.
574
00:17:58,325 --> 00:17:59,726
Certainly.
575
00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:01,261
We could play him
double or nothing.
576
00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:02,262
What? No.
577
00:18:02,263 --> 00:18:03,496
We're already in the hole.
578
00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:05,365
I'm not gonna owe him $10,000.
579
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:07,484
Dad, I can't beat him, but you can.
580
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:08,785
With that.
581
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:10,770
This... why would
I play him with this?
582
00:18:10,771 --> 00:18:11,938
My hand's stitched.
583
00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:13,306
Plus, I'm not even left-handed.
584
00:18:13,307 --> 00:18:15,842
Exactly... if you use that hand,
585
00:18:15,843 --> 00:18:17,510
he'll think you can't
throw scissors.
586
00:18:17,511 --> 00:18:19,479
And that's why you're
gonna throw scissors.
587
00:18:19,513 --> 00:18:21,014
But I really can't.
588
00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,549
My fingers won't separate.
589
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:23,850
Yeah, keep saying that.
590
00:18:23,851 --> 00:18:25,118
We need him
to think you think that.
591
00:18:25,152 --> 00:18:27,103
No, Louise, I can't actually do it.
592
00:18:27,104 --> 00:18:28,304
Great, so you know
what you have to do.
593
00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:29,305
Oh, my God.
594
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:30,340
That's my girl.
595
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:31,875
That's my little mind-gamer.
596
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,009
My little "Amarosa."
597
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,144
But what if Mr. Fischoeder knows
598
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:37,480
that we think that he thinks
that Dad can't throw scissors?
599
00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:39,315
Or what if he thinks that we
know that he thinks that?
600
00:18:39,316 --> 00:18:40,683
Or what if he thinks...?
601
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,019
Any outcome is possible,
Tina, life is chaos!
602
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,454
BOB: Gene,
why are you wearing that?
603
00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:46,823
I'm just a girl with
a dream who got tired
604
00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:48,391
of hearing the word no!
605
00:18:48,392 --> 00:18:51,044
Uh, hello, Belchers...
time is money,
606
00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:54,814
- and I believe it's pay me o'clock.
- I'm gonna play him.
607
00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:56,216
Bobby, are you sure?
608
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:57,417
That's a lot of money.
609
00:18:57,451 --> 00:18:59,018
We don't have
any other choice, Lin.
610
00:18:59,019 --> 00:19:00,553
He's gonna raise the rent...
I have to.
611
00:19:00,588 --> 00:19:04,057
(groans) Bobby, your finger
crotch looks like a '70s porno.
612
00:19:04,091 --> 00:19:06,609
Mr. Fischoeder,
we have a proposition.
613
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:07,610
Wonderful.
614
00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:09,079
- You and me...
- Hmm.
615
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,648
Rock, Paper, Scissors,
Double or nothing.
616
00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:13,933
Oh, I like this.
617
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:15,985
One match for all the beans.
618
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,270
If I lose, you owe me nothing.
619
00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:19,422
If I win, you pay me $10,000.
620
00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:22,125
Double or nothing, that's also
my approach to underpants.
621
00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:23,726
Shall we dance?
622
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:27,363
ALL (chanting):
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
623
00:19:27,364 --> 00:19:28,698
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
624
00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,167
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
625
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,036
- One...
- Rock, Paper, Scissors.
626
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,038
- two...
- Rock, Paper, Scissors.
627
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:36,873
- three...
- Rock, Paper, Scissors.
628
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:39,175
shoot!
629
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:52,055
(Bob yelling)
630
00:19:54,775 --> 00:19:56,810
No!
631
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:01,481
(all cheering)
632
00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,566
Oh, you did it, Bobby!
633
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,135
I misread you, Bob.
634
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,970
Didn't think could throw
scissors with that hand.
635
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:09,038
I thought you were
a little bit of a...
636
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:10,390
- a wussy.
- Told you, Dad.
637
00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:11,541
I got you out of this.
638
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,176
No, you got me into this.
639
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,210
And out of it.
640
00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:15,845
- In, in, in, in,
- Out, out, out, out,
641
00:20:15,846 --> 00:20:16,880
- in, in, in.
- out, out, out.
642
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:17,881
- Stop.
- Out.
643
00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:19,282
Well, I guess we're even.
644
00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:21,985
Or we run it back...
double the double.
645
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:24,220
- 20 grand, one throw... let's do this.
- I'm game.
646
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:25,622
You've got a hot hand, Dad, use it.
647
00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:27,690
Yeah, keep the luck
going, Meryl Streak.
648
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:28,908
No, no, this is over.
649
00:20:28,909 --> 00:20:30,143
No more gambling.
650
00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:31,377
So we're not in trouble anymore?
651
00:20:31,412 --> 00:20:33,263
Of course you're in trouble.
652
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,431
Could you point that
in another direction?
653
00:20:35,432 --> 00:20:37,233
Sorry.
Eh, it's all right.
654
00:20:37,268 --> 00:20:38,801
That's... crazy stream of blood.
655
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,570
That's a lot of blood...
(groans)
656
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,089
Pass out if we're not in trouble.
657
00:20:43,123 --> 00:20:45,391
You're not in trouble... mmm.
658
00:20:45,392 --> 00:20:46,392
Yay!
659
00:20:46,393 --> 00:20:48,628
All right, kids, help
me get him in the car.
660
00:20:48,629 --> 00:20:49,829
We're going back to the hospital.
661
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:50,897
Yay!
662
00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,465
(music playing) Hit it.
663
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:54,434
Oh, he did.
664
00:20:55,603 --> 00:20:57,036
♪ When Bob sees blood
665
00:20:57,037 --> 00:20:58,671
♪ And screams and passes out
666
00:20:58,672 --> 00:21:01,307
♪ Then Mr. Fisch checks in
and cashes out ♪
667
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:03,710
♪ What more do you want
668
00:21:03,711 --> 00:21:06,596
♪ When kids run
the restaurant? ♪
669
00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,264
Hey, sailor.
670
00:21:08,265 --> 00:21:10,300
Ooh, nice pants.
671
00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:13,203
♪ Marshmallow played a game
of Surgery Sam ♪
672
00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:16,239
♪ And all this
'cause Bob cut his hand ♪
673
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,308
♪ What more do you want
674
00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:21,010
♪ When kids run
the restaurant? ♪
675
00:21:22,305 --> 00:22:22,309
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