1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:21,181 ♪ 3 00:00:21,215 --> 00:00:24,084 ♪ I'm mining the cave for love 4 00:00:24,085 --> 00:00:27,087 ♪ Don't care about the world above ♪ 5 00:00:27,088 --> 00:00:29,205 ♪ Down here it's dark and cold 6 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:31,224 ♪ I'm just looking for a nugget of gold ♪ 7 00:00:31,225 --> 00:00:33,743 ♪ My hat is hard but my heart is soft ♪ 8 00:00:33,778 --> 00:00:36,579 ♪ It's dusty down here and so I cough ♪ (coughing) 9 00:00:36,614 --> 00:00:38,982 ♪ It's a dirty job but I ain't stoppin' ♪ 10 00:00:39,016 --> 00:00:41,017 ♪ I know I'm breathin' toxins but you're lookin' foxin' ♪ 11 00:00:41,051 --> 00:00:43,418 ♪ Will you be mine? 12 00:00:43,437 --> 00:00:45,921 ♪ Coal mine 13 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:48,108 ♪ Will you be mine? 14 00:00:48,109 --> 00:00:49,392 ♪ Diamond... 15 00:00:49,393 --> 00:00:51,344 TINA: Hey, I was watching that. 16 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:53,530 Bad enough I'm being forced to go to their concert. 17 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,365 It's like I'm going to the electric chair 18 00:00:55,366 --> 00:00:57,567 and you're making me watch videos of the electric chair. 19 00:00:57,568 --> 00:00:59,068 Louise, you be nice. 20 00:00:59,069 --> 00:01:00,587 Your Aunt Gayle got you those tickets 21 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:01,855 and she's excited to take you. 22 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:03,556 I'm super excited. 23 00:01:03,557 --> 00:01:05,391 I've been practicing my concert scream all week. 24 00:01:05,392 --> 00:01:07,227 (weakly): Ah... 25 00:01:07,228 --> 00:01:09,529 Ah... Still ne... might need some work. 26 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:12,432 Why would you waste a scream on a stupid boy band? 27 00:01:12,433 --> 00:01:14,100 Screams are for roller coasters 28 00:01:14,101 --> 00:01:16,469 or axe murderers or Dad's morning breath. 29 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:17,754 Hey, it's not that bad. 30 00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:19,122 (screams) Oh, whew! 31 00:01:19,156 --> 00:01:21,090 Brush your teeth. I did. 32 00:01:21,091 --> 00:01:22,475 Well, then, help me look for my keys. 33 00:01:22,476 --> 00:01:23,576 I've told you to stop putting stuff in there 34 00:01:23,577 --> 00:01:24,584 if you ever want to see it again. 35 00:01:24,612 --> 00:01:26,112 You put my baby brother in there 36 00:01:26,113 --> 00:01:28,114 and that was the last we saw of him! 37 00:01:28,115 --> 00:01:30,683 Javier Belcher, I love you! 38 00:01:30,718 --> 00:01:32,602 I'm serious. We're gonna be late 39 00:01:32,603 --> 00:01:33,820 for Gene's table-setting competition. 40 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:35,288 Ugh. Do I really have to? 41 00:01:35,289 --> 00:01:37,023 I-I'd rather go to the boy band concert. 42 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:40,326 Bob, one of our kids is actually participating in something. 43 00:01:40,327 --> 00:01:42,362 We're going, even if it's table-setting. 44 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:44,247 It's table-scaping. 45 00:01:44,248 --> 00:01:46,983 And it's the most exciting competition on four legs. 46 00:01:47,017 --> 00:01:49,152 It combines accurate table-setting placement 47 00:01:49,153 --> 00:01:51,104 with creative themes and costumes. 48 00:01:51,105 --> 00:01:53,523 I'm sure it's much more exciting than it sounds. 49 00:01:53,524 --> 00:01:55,258 It has to be. Right? 50 00:01:55,259 --> 00:01:56,910 Gene, how did you even end up going 51 00:01:56,911 --> 00:01:58,551 to the regionals in table-setting, anyway? 52 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,997 It was the only non-athletic 53 00:02:01,031 --> 00:02:02,432 after-school activity, 54 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:03,833 and I creamed the competition. 55 00:02:03,868 --> 00:02:05,502 As you can see, 56 00:02:05,503 --> 00:02:08,171 my tablecloth is a trash bag. Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:11,174 Please enjoy this gar-beverage. Amusing. 58 00:02:11,175 --> 00:02:12,709 And when the meal is over, 59 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:15,278 you can deposit your dirty silverware in the truck 60 00:02:15,279 --> 00:02:16,613 to head to the dump. 61 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:17,847 Beep! Beep! 62 00:02:17,848 --> 00:02:19,649 (imitates whirring hydraulics) 63 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:22,051 Our theme is twin dinner. Twinner! 64 00:02:22,052 --> 00:02:23,319 Two knives. Two forks. 65 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,519 Two napkins. 66 00:02:24,538 --> 00:02:25,972 Two plates... Congratulations, Gene. 67 00:02:25,973 --> 00:02:27,140 You're going to regionals. 68 00:02:27,174 --> 00:02:28,708 All right! 69 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:29,742 Mmm. 70 00:02:29,743 --> 00:02:31,344 Gene, if you like setting tables so much, 71 00:02:31,345 --> 00:02:33,112 why don't you set tables at the restaurant? 72 00:02:33,113 --> 00:02:34,321 Or here? 73 00:02:34,348 --> 00:02:35,715 (chuckles) No, Dad. 74 00:02:35,716 --> 00:02:37,116 I don't set where I eat. 75 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:39,659 Where's Aunt Gayle? 76 00:02:39,687 --> 00:02:41,120 It's my first concert. 77 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:42,355 I want to hurry up and start remembering 78 00:02:42,356 --> 00:02:43,663 this moment for the rest of my life. 79 00:02:43,691 --> 00:02:44,958 Maybe Aunt Gayle realized 80 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:46,292 that she's a 42-yeldaroman 81 00:02:46,293 --> 00:02:47,760 and she shouldn't be into boy bands? 82 00:02:47,795 --> 00:02:48,945 (phone rings) 83 00:02:48,979 --> 00:02:50,246 Hello? 84 00:02:50,247 --> 00:02:52,715 (exhales) Hi, Aunt Gayle. Are you outside? 85 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:54,083 An emergency? 86 00:02:54,084 --> 00:02:55,351 Emergency? 87 00:02:55,352 --> 00:02:56,586 Okay, yeah... 88 00:02:56,587 --> 00:02:58,171 I-I understand. Bye. 89 00:02:58,172 --> 00:03:00,206 Give me the bad news. Give me the bad news! 90 00:03:00,207 --> 00:03:01,741 Aunt Gayle pepper-sprayed one of her cats 91 00:03:01,742 --> 00:03:03,142 because she thought he was an intruder 92 00:03:03,143 --> 00:03:04,911 trying to sexually assault her. 93 00:03:04,912 --> 00:03:07,931 She has to take him to the vet and we have to miss the concert. 94 00:03:07,932 --> 00:03:09,399 Yeah! 95 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:11,401 This is the best thing Aunt Gayle's done 96 00:03:11,402 --> 00:03:14,237 since she pooped her pants at the cell phone store last year. 97 00:03:14,271 --> 00:03:16,072 Ugh, my heart just pooped its pants. 98 00:03:16,073 --> 00:03:17,340 (makes farting sound) 99 00:03:18,943 --> 00:03:21,344 Wow. Lots of people. 100 00:03:21,378 --> 00:03:22,545 I didn't realize that table-setting 101 00:03:22,546 --> 00:03:23,763 was such a big deal. 'Scaping! 102 00:03:23,764 --> 00:03:25,448 Check out those trophies. 103 00:03:25,449 --> 00:03:28,468 LINDA: Ooh, and judges with buttons that say "judge." 104 00:03:28,502 --> 00:03:31,070 Well, got to get cracking if I'm gonna win first place. 105 00:03:31,071 --> 00:03:33,339 You know, honey, it's okay if you don't win. 106 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:36,192 Yeah, Gene, I mean, win or lose, we're just proud that... 107 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:38,861 you're setting a table at the competitive level. 108 00:03:38,862 --> 00:03:40,763 Ooh, mini croissants! 109 00:03:40,764 --> 00:03:43,566 No matter what I say, stop me when I've had 16. 110 00:03:43,601 --> 00:03:46,386 (hums) So, now that we're not going to the concert, 111 00:03:46,387 --> 00:03:47,620 what should we do first? 112 00:03:47,621 --> 00:03:50,189 (groans) 113 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,991 All right, I'll give it a shot. 114 00:03:52,026 --> 00:03:54,961 (groaning) (Tina groaning) 115 00:03:54,962 --> 00:03:56,613 (groans) Is this it? 116 00:03:56,614 --> 00:03:57,780 Yeah, that's good. 117 00:03:57,781 --> 00:03:59,282 (both groaning) 118 00:03:59,283 --> 00:04:00,615 Okay! I hate this. 119 00:04:00,618 --> 00:04:02,151 Come on, Tina, cheer up. 120 00:04:02,152 --> 00:04:04,053 It's four lame boys who dance. 121 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:05,922 There's so much more out there in the world. 122 00:04:05,923 --> 00:04:07,156 No, there isn't! 123 00:04:07,157 --> 00:04:08,725 Ugh, it's no fun having you down 124 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,627 if I'm not the one who got you there. 125 00:04:10,628 --> 00:04:11,894 (sadly): I'm sorry. 126 00:04:11,895 --> 00:04:13,129 Fine. I'm not a monster. 127 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:14,397 I'll help you. 128 00:04:14,398 --> 00:04:15,698 What do you mean? 129 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,100 I mean I'll get you to the concert. 130 00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:19,435 - I'll get you there. - How? 131 00:04:19,436 --> 00:04:21,321 Are you sure we can bike all the way there 132 00:04:21,322 --> 00:04:22,905 by the time the concert starts? 133 00:04:22,906 --> 00:04:25,291 Not if we keep chitchatting like this. 134 00:04:25,326 --> 00:04:26,409 Oh, here's the freeway. 135 00:04:26,443 --> 00:04:28,878 Once we merge, get in the fast lane, okay? 136 00:04:28,912 --> 00:04:30,296 And we'll get there in no time. 137 00:04:30,331 --> 00:04:31,597 (moans) What? 138 00:04:31,598 --> 00:04:32,832 (moans) 139 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:34,367 (tires squeal) 140 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:35,442 (coughs) 141 00:04:35,469 --> 00:04:37,520 TINA: Zeke? What are you doing here? 142 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:39,288 Me and my cousin Leslie are going to sell 143 00:04:39,289 --> 00:04:41,107 some bootleg T-shirts and hot dogs 144 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:42,449 at the Boyz 4 Now concert. 145 00:04:42,476 --> 00:04:43,826 Boom. Whatcha letcha. 146 00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:47,063 Ha! Check it out. One size fits all. 147 00:04:47,097 --> 00:04:49,032 Damn, this one says my card's declined, too. 148 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:50,299 Zeke, you have any money? 149 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,901 Nah, my white ass is broke. 150 00:04:51,935 --> 00:04:53,469 Hey, I've got gas money. 151 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:55,104 You got room for two more in that buggy? 152 00:04:55,139 --> 00:04:57,440 You slip me a fiver, I'll be your driver. 153 00:04:57,441 --> 00:04:58,675 Leslie loves rhymes. 154 00:04:58,676 --> 00:05:00,376 And pasta that comes in cans. 155 00:05:00,377 --> 00:05:03,212 If it ain't from a can, it don't go in this man. 156 00:05:03,213 --> 00:05:04,213 (laughs) 157 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,667 I've never ridden with this many hot dogs before. 158 00:05:07,668 --> 00:05:09,168 A day of firsts. 159 00:05:09,169 --> 00:05:11,003 Watch out. You squish 'em, you bought 'em. 160 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:12,288 TINA: Boyz 4 Now, here we come. 161 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:13,750 ZEKE: Don't squish it! 162 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,358 TINA: So who's your favorite Boy 4 Now? 163 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,860 Griffin's the hot one. And he's super extreme. 164 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,362 His dog is a wolf. 165 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,663 Stop. And then there's Allen. 166 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,765 He's cute but shy. His fans are called 167 00:05:24,799 --> 00:05:26,584 Allen-coholics. Ugh. 168 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,619 My stepmom's an Allen-coholic. And a shopaholic. 169 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,837 Double trouble! 170 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,121 This is Matt. 171 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,423 He's moody and a little older. 172 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,624 I think, like, 17. 173 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,010 LOUISE: Maybe his mustache is 17, but he's 90. 174 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:37,261 And then there's Boo Boo. 175 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,446 He's young but crazy good at dancing. 176 00:05:39,481 --> 00:05:41,298 I used to be a real Boo Boo Booster, 177 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,850 but now I'm kind of into Griffin. 178 00:05:42,851 --> 00:05:44,184 Ugh, stop talking! 179 00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:46,136 (mumbling) Stop. Stop. 180 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,639 - Okay, I'm gonna put my fist in your mouth. - (muffled): Okay. 181 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,114 Oh, Marilyn. Tragic beauty. 182 00:05:57,115 --> 00:05:59,116 (gasps) I love your son's table. 183 00:05:59,117 --> 00:06:00,250 Hi. 184 00:06:00,285 --> 00:06:01,819 Aw. Thank you. 185 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,687 Magic. Hmm. 186 00:06:03,722 --> 00:06:05,356 Uh, what's "hmm"? 187 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,124 Your table's cute. 188 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,827 But only one person can take home the Golden Plate. 189 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,329 And we sure didn't come to take home the Silver Spoon. 190 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:14,365 Yeah, well, we ne... neither did we. 191 00:06:14,366 --> 00:06:15,633 - Right. - Yeah. 192 00:06:15,634 --> 00:06:16,850 - Yeah. - Yeah! 193 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:18,852 Oh, please. Come on, Oscar. 194 00:06:18,853 --> 00:06:20,471 You've still got a crying Joe DiMaggio 195 00:06:20,472 --> 00:06:21,972 to carve out of butter. 196 00:06:21,973 --> 00:06:23,590 - Bye, guys. Good luck. - Don't talk to them! 197 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,225 Gene, get back to work on your table. 198 00:06:25,226 --> 00:06:26,760 You've got to win. 199 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,063 I thought you said it was okay if I didn't win. 200 00:06:29,064 --> 00:06:30,564 Well, that was before we met that idiot. 201 00:06:30,565 --> 00:06:31,832 Now, chop-chop. 202 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,500 Ooh, Dad, you got the fever! 203 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:34,902 'Scaping fever! 204 00:06:34,903 --> 00:06:36,570 Whoo! Can't escape the 'scape! 205 00:06:36,571 --> 00:06:37,905 Let's do this! Yeah! 206 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,576 (screaming, squealing) 207 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:46,213 Ugh, no wonder no one likes women. 208 00:06:46,214 --> 00:06:48,115 All right, see you after the show. 209 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,350 Be careful. 210 00:06:49,384 --> 00:06:51,251 There's a lot of puberty in there. 211 00:06:51,252 --> 00:06:52,920 I can't believe I'm here. It's really happening. 212 00:06:52,921 --> 00:06:54,254 I feel light-headed. 213 00:06:54,255 --> 00:06:55,923 Whoa! No fainting! 214 00:06:55,924 --> 00:06:57,925 I don't think I'm strong enough to go in there alone. 215 00:06:57,926 --> 00:06:59,193 I need you to come with me. 216 00:06:59,194 --> 00:07:00,894 (sighs) Fine. 217 00:07:00,895 --> 00:07:02,930 I'll get you to your seat so you don't get trampled, 218 00:07:02,931 --> 00:07:04,765 but then I am out of there. 219 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:08,686 (screaming, squealing) 220 00:07:08,687 --> 00:07:10,704 What is wrong with all of you? 221 00:07:10,705 --> 00:07:12,072 They're just boys! 222 00:07:12,073 --> 00:07:13,357 Boys? Where? 223 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:15,492 (retches) Oh, come on. 224 00:07:15,527 --> 00:07:16,760 WOMAN: Hello, young man. 225 00:07:16,795 --> 00:07:18,529 What can you tell me about your table? 226 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,813 Oh, well... 227 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,449 Wait, what's that behind your ear? 228 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:23,951 Is this your place card? 229 00:07:23,952 --> 00:07:26,020 Oh! Oh, my! 230 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,955 Now, please, take your seat. 231 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:30,357 Allow me to put your napkin on your lap. 232 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:31,625 Ah...? 233 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,327 Very clever. 234 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,662 Oh, I seem to have forgotten my centerpiece. 235 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:36,930 Or did I? 236 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:38,499 Eh? 237 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,251 And what menu would you serve with this setting? 238 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,454 For the entrée, you'll pull a roasted rabbit 239 00:07:43,455 --> 00:07:45,289 out of your top hat plate. 240 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:48,258 Served with abracadab-braised potatoes 241 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,928 and ice cream shazamwiches for dessert! 242 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:51,929 Oh! 243 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:52,963 She's smiling. 244 00:07:52,964 --> 00:07:54,131 I think it's going well. 245 00:07:54,165 --> 00:07:56,133 He looks good. He looks loose. 246 00:07:56,134 --> 00:07:58,502 I'm pleased to announce our four finalists: 247 00:07:58,503 --> 00:08:00,738 Melissa Brown, Oscar Anthony... 248 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,273 I did it! I did it! 249 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,640 ...Heather Smith 250 00:08:03,641 --> 00:08:05,058 and Gene Belcher. 251 00:08:05,076 --> 00:08:06,960 - Yay! - Yay! 252 00:08:06,961 --> 00:08:08,545 Wait, why are there four winners? 253 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,514 Finalists, please report to your table 254 00:08:10,515 --> 00:08:13,283 and begin assembling your second original display. 255 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,518 Second display? 256 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:16,086 If you thought our first table was good, 257 00:08:16,087 --> 00:08:17,654 which you did... No, we didn't. 258 00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:19,590 ...just wait until you see our second one. 259 00:08:19,591 --> 00:08:21,458 I don't want to give anything away, 260 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,661 but we're about to take a rocket ship out of this world. 261 00:08:24,696 --> 00:08:27,197 So it's space-themed? I can't say. 262 00:08:27,198 --> 00:08:29,116 Well, it is. You just basically said it. 263 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,351 - I'll never tell. - Plus, I didn't think your first table was good. 264 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:33,954 I graciously disrespect your answer. 265 00:08:33,988 --> 00:08:35,689 Well, wait till you see what we got, okay? 266 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,007 I'm busy then. Well, you're gonna have 267 00:08:37,008 --> 00:08:38,108 to look at it if you're here. 268 00:08:38,109 --> 00:08:39,860 (chuckles) I'm double-parked. 269 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,128 Okay, finalists. 270 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:43,514 On your mark, get set, set. 271 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:45,449 All right, Gene, what have you got? 272 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,885 It better be bigger and more impressive than outer space. 273 00:08:47,886 --> 00:08:49,653 Or Marilyn in space. Marilyn in space. 274 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,422 I didn't know there was supposed to be a second display. 275 00:08:52,457 --> 00:08:53,524 - What?! - Uh... 276 00:08:53,558 --> 00:08:54,658 Did you read the rules, Gene? 277 00:08:54,692 --> 00:08:56,477 No! There were 16 pages. 278 00:08:56,478 --> 00:08:59,363 I only got up to the part that said no open-toed shoes. 279 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:01,398 What are we gonna do? We can't lose. 280 00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:04,401 We've come too far. Come too far? Come too far?! 281 00:09:04,402 --> 00:09:07,421 We haven't come too far, Lin! We're just getting started! 282 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,090 - Okay, so what are we gonna do?! - Why am I talking like this?! 283 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,209 - I don't know! Why am I tal... - I think I'm excited! 284 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,578 - Oh, God! - This is weird! We got to win it! 285 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:16,063 - Let's win it! - (gasps) What? 286 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:18,982 I'm wearing open-toed shoes. Ah, shoot. 287 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,717 CROWD (chanting): Boyz 4 Now! 288 00:09:20,752 --> 00:09:24,204 Boyz 4 Now! Boyz 4 Now! 289 00:09:24,205 --> 00:09:26,406 Okay, Teen, I think you're all set. 290 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:28,408 Um, I'm gonna get out of here. 291 00:09:28,409 --> 00:09:30,410 So, I'll see you later, okay, buddy? 292 00:09:30,411 --> 00:09:32,613 ANNOUNCER: Good evening, ladies and girls! 293 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,414 Are you ready? 294 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,835 (cheering and screaming) 295 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,620 You know them, you love them! 296 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:40,854 What are they? 297 00:09:40,889 --> 00:09:45,209 CROWD: Boyz... 4... Now! 298 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:47,594 (chanting): Boyz 4 Now! Boyz 4 Now! 299 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,446 I hope those are the kinds of lasers 300 00:09:49,447 --> 00:09:51,348 that slice people in half. 301 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:53,967 ANNOUNCER: Please welcome... Allen! 302 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,553 (cheering, screaming) (Louise laughing) 303 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:57,254 Holy crap. 304 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:02,092 ANNOUNCER: Griffin! 305 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,147 Lot of wires. Not quite creating the illusion. 306 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,149 You guys seeing this? Right there! 307 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,401 ANNOUNCER: Matt! 308 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:13,070 Uh-oh. Sky Grandpa! 309 00:10:13,121 --> 00:10:15,672 ANNOUNCER: And Boo Boo! 310 00:10:15,707 --> 00:10:17,074 This is terrible. 311 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:22,028 Who let all these pretty girls in here? 312 00:10:22,046 --> 00:10:24,414 (gasps) 313 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,416 ♪ I want to hear your secrets ♪ 314 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,919 ♪ I'm so interested in you ♪ 315 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:30,754 (upbeat pop music playing) 316 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,677 (screams) 317 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,112 Boo Boo! 318 00:10:39,113 --> 00:10:42,510 Oh, my God, who the frig am I?! 319 00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:46,466 ♪ Will you be mine? Coal mine 320 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,418 (grunting) 321 00:10:48,419 --> 00:10:50,220 You're gonna miss Allen's poetry solo. 322 00:10:50,254 --> 00:10:53,056 (gasps, panting) 323 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:56,559 You do not like a boy. You do not like a boy! 324 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:59,546 Especially a boy named... Boo Boo. 325 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,931 Aw. Aah! Stop it! 326 00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:04,501 Oh, God! Get a hold of yourself! 327 00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:06,636 (grunts, moans) 328 00:11:06,637 --> 00:11:07,971 Aah! No! 329 00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:09,656 (spitting) 330 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,925 (panting) 331 00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:18,882 Ah, Boo Boo's so cute. 332 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:22,485 Cute? He's the reason faces were invented, you idiot! 333 00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:27,223 ♪ I need to show you a secret 334 00:11:27,258 --> 00:11:30,648 ♪ It's gonna be a surprise 335 00:11:30,678 --> 00:11:33,546 ♪ Come a little bit closer 336 00:11:33,547 --> 00:11:36,983 ♪ Let me whisper in your eyes 337 00:11:37,017 --> 00:11:40,270 (singing along): ♪ When I whisper in your eyes 338 00:11:40,271 --> 00:11:43,339 ♪ Don't think, don't blink 339 00:11:43,374 --> 00:11:46,159 Hey, girl, shh. Shush. 340 00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:48,561 Close your lips and open your eyes. 341 00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:52,415 I want your eyes to hear my lips and also my eyes... 342 00:11:52,449 --> 00:11:53,900 Oh, my God! 343 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:55,635 Tina. Tina! I thought you were leaving. 344 00:11:55,636 --> 00:11:57,020 Change of plans. 345 00:11:57,021 --> 00:11:59,105 I need to talk to you. I have questions. 346 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,723 Tell me about the band again. 347 00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:02,525 - But in the car, you didn't want to... - Tell me! 348 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,127 Well, Allen... Next! 349 00:12:04,128 --> 00:12:05,845 - Um, Griffin's... - Yeah, sure, Griffin, Griffin. 350 00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:07,313 Uh-huh-huh. Next! 351 00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:08,882 Okay, Matt... Next! 352 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:10,355 Well, that leaves Boo Boo. 353 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,668 Oh, really? That's interesting. 354 00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:13,069 Tell me more. What about Boo Boo? 355 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,337 Boo Boo's the youngest. 356 00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,922 And he's got a really great voice, 357 00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:17,963 but he hasn't hit puberty yet, so that could change. 358 00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:20,059 What's he into? Sports? I could get into sports. 359 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,561 What the hell else does he like? 360 00:12:21,562 --> 00:12:22,812 I want to give him things. 361 00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:24,898 Whoa, Louise. You like Boo Boo? 362 00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:26,850 What?! No, Tina, that's... 363 00:12:26,851 --> 00:12:28,735 Okay, right, like, I like a boy. 364 00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:31,321 That's... Ugh! Do you think he might like me? 365 00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:33,239 Oh, my God, what's happened to me?! 366 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,441 Cut me open! I'm infected! Pull it out! 367 00:12:35,442 --> 00:12:37,894 It's okay, Louise. You're just having a crush. 368 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,379 Never! Boo Boo! 369 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,831 Oh, my God, you are sick, Louise Belcher. 370 00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:43,383 You are sick! 371 00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,251 I'm going to get you through this. 372 00:12:45,252 --> 00:12:46,719 Tell me what you like about Boo Boo. 373 00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:48,504 Nothing. Everything. I don't know. 374 00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:49,539 Do you like his hair? 375 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:51,090 You mean those soft blond bangs 376 00:12:51,091 --> 00:12:53,176 you want to hide under like an umbrella on a rainy day? 377 00:12:53,227 --> 00:12:54,794 No, not really. 378 00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:56,179 And his face? 379 00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:57,513 Ew, gross, it's so gorgeous! 380 00:12:57,514 --> 00:12:59,399 I just want to slap it. I want to slap it. 381 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:02,101 I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face. 382 00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:03,853 Um, you mean kiss? 383 00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:05,188 No, I mean slap. 384 00:13:05,189 --> 00:13:06,823 Whoa. You got it bad, girl. 385 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:08,057 LINDA: Okay, I read the rules. 386 00:13:08,092 --> 00:13:09,325 It says here you can use anything 387 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,611 you brought with you. So brainstorm. Go. 388 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,613 Hmm... hmm-hmm-hmm. Oh, I got it! 389 00:13:13,614 --> 00:13:16,282 We could shave Dad, glue his hair to the table, 390 00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:17,951 and the theme could be "That's Nasty." 391 00:13:17,952 --> 00:13:19,385 Let's steal another kid's display. 392 00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:20,737 What?! Bob, no. 393 00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:22,722 Okay, not that. We don't have to cheat. 394 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:24,724 But we have to win, by probably not cheating. 395 00:13:24,758 --> 00:13:26,426 Oh, ew, Bob, your breath. Take a mint. 396 00:13:26,427 --> 00:13:28,394 You can smell it all the way over there? 397 00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:30,563 I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe I'm dying. 398 00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:31,998 That's it! Mom's purse. Dump it out! 399 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,266 Yeah, Lin, there's got to be 400 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,801 all sorts of stuff in there. 401 00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,552 - Let's take a look. - All right, dump it. 402 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:38,818 GENE: That's where all my wadded tissues went. 403 00:13:38,822 --> 00:13:40,623 Start making piles of stuff that could go together. 404 00:13:40,624 --> 00:13:42,558 Eh... okay, I got one. 405 00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:45,261 Lipstick, pepper spray, tiny bag of carrots. 406 00:13:45,296 --> 00:13:46,345 What's the theme? 407 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:47,947 Uh, "Woman of the Night." 408 00:13:47,982 --> 00:13:50,900 She gets dressed up, she kills a john, she has a snack. 409 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:52,869 Uh, let's keep making piles. 410 00:13:52,903 --> 00:13:54,904 ♪ Tell me 411 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:58,107 ♪ About every single time you've cried ♪ 412 00:13:58,142 --> 00:14:00,193 (singing along): ♪ The first time 413 00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:02,662 ♪ Oh, when your goldfish died. 414 00:14:02,663 --> 00:14:03,663 This is amazing. 415 00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:04,747 Eight encores. 416 00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:05,748 They usually only do seven. 417 00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:07,000 Shut up! 418 00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,473 Why would you talk during a song? 419 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:09,585 Please be quiet, Tina. 420 00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:10,870 (song ends) 421 00:14:10,871 --> 00:14:13,139 (cheering) 422 00:14:13,173 --> 00:14:14,757 What? They can't be done. 423 00:14:14,758 --> 00:14:16,709 I'm not done! 424 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:17,982 Where are they going? 425 00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:19,345 TINA: Backstage. 426 00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,563 They probably have backstage passes. 427 00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:21,681 Uh, let's go do that. 428 00:14:21,682 --> 00:14:23,382 But we don't have passes. 429 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,718 Tina, did you learn nothing from the Boyz 4 Now song, 430 00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:28,388 "Girl, You Don't Need a Backstage Pass"? 431 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,990 Wish kid, fatal strep throat, coming through. 432 00:14:30,991 --> 00:14:32,358 (coughs) Nope. 433 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:34,260 I'm detective Brenda Lee Johnson. 434 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:35,962 There's been a murder backstage. 435 00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,063 No one gets through the door. 436 00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:38,364 (yelling) 437 00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:39,799 (grunts) Look, I get it. 438 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,234 I'd love to let you back there. 439 00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:43,002 I can see the pain in your face. 440 00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,871 That pain doesn't go away; It only gets worse. 441 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,339 Don't get older. 442 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,930 Hot dogs. No, no, wait. 443 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,626 Oh, yep, yep, this one's hot. 444 00:14:50,627 --> 00:14:52,328 (sighs) We're ready to go, Zeke. 445 00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:53,663 Where's Leslie? 446 00:14:53,697 --> 00:14:55,415 He's using his shirt money to buy 447 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,750 an endangered box turtle from the tour bus driver. 448 00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:59,419 Tour bus? 449 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,304 But whatever you do, don't feed him after midnight. 450 00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:03,006 Just kidding. He doesn't know what time it is. 451 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:04,073 What is he, wearing a watch? 452 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,308 Hey, cuz. 453 00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,176 Look who just joined the family. 454 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:09,679 He lives in a shell and he's cute as hell. 455 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:11,080 Cool. 456 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,316 Hey, bus driver, what other endangered animals you got in there? 457 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,917 Well, I got an African egg frog. 458 00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:16,285 I got a horseshoe bat. 459 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,543 Got a skink and a skunk. Got a bush baby... 460 00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:20,840 - How much you want for that bush baby? - Not for sale. 461 00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:23,042 - Come on. - But buy the skink, I'll throw in the skunk. 462 00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:26,329 I want Griffin to sign the inside of my eyelids, 463 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,447 so he's the last thing I see before I go to bed. 464 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,221 What are you going to ask Boo Boo to sign? 465 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,535 Oh, no, Tina. I don't want Boo Boo's signature. 466 00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:34,537 I told you, I want to slap him. 467 00:15:34,538 --> 00:15:36,406 I don't know if he'll like that. 468 00:15:36,407 --> 00:15:38,191 That's why it has to be a surprise attack. 469 00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:40,481 We need to find some place to burst out of. 470 00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:42,862 In there? Uh, great idea, 471 00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:45,264 but just in case we aren't six inches tall, 472 00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:48,251 how about in... there? 473 00:15:48,252 --> 00:15:50,770 - Ah, smells horrible in here. - Yeah. 474 00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,538 It would be terrible if these smells got stuck 475 00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:54,140 to the inside of my nostrils and I would 476 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:56,359 have to smell this sweaty sweatband forever. 477 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,860 (sniffs) 478 00:15:57,861 --> 00:15:59,250 I think they're coming. 479 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:00,346 I'll slap Boo Boo in the face, 480 00:16:00,381 --> 00:16:02,081 and we'll be on our way. 481 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:03,516 Crush crushed. 482 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,951 Whew. Great show, guys. 483 00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:06,419 Yeah. We caused a lot of smiles tonight. 484 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,870 Totally. 485 00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,655 Settle in guys. We've got an overnighter. 486 00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:12,775 I think we're moving. 487 00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:13,776 Oh, my God. 488 00:16:13,777 --> 00:16:14,944 We're going on tour. 489 00:16:14,945 --> 00:16:17,306 Slapabama, here we come. 490 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:22,997 Should we jump out now? 491 00:16:22,998 --> 00:16:24,699 What's the protocol in this situation? 492 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,668 Maybe you shouldn't rush into this, Louise. 493 00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:28,303 We could just live in here forever. 494 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:29,771 BUS DRIVER: All right, Boo Boo. 495 00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,372 We got to strap you into your booster seat. 496 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,806 No! I don't wanna! 497 00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,675 You know the rules: When you hit 80 pounds, 498 00:16:34,676 --> 00:16:36,527 you can sit in a big boy seat. No! 499 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,846 Guys, why don't you sing the song? (others sigh) 500 00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,882 ♪ Gettin' into your booster seat ♪ 501 00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:44,118 ♪ From your big boy head to your big boy feet ♪ 502 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,588 ♪ Gettin' into your booster seat... ♪ What the hell is going on? 503 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:47,722 I don't know. 504 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:49,357 Is "booster seat" code for drugs? 505 00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:51,726 ♪ From my big boy head to my big boy feet ♪ 506 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:52,739 (Boo Boo chuckles) Boo Boo! 507 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:53,745 (all scream) 508 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,380 Ah! It's a girl! 509 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,415 A girl saw me in my booster seat! 510 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,334 Don't look at me! 511 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:00,394 (yelling) 512 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,470 - Stop the bus, Jody. - TINA: No, Jody, 513 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,255 don't stop the bus. Who said that? 514 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,057 No one. You were just thinking it. 515 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,209 - We got another one in the hamper. - Stopping the bus. 516 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,404 Hi. I'm Tina, your new roadie. 517 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,996 Do I have something on my face? 518 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,158 Just kidding. I know it's five sweatbands. 519 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,952 We'll let you off at this rest stop up ahead. 520 00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:18,953 Hey, use the phone. Call your parents. 521 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,688 They're probably worried about you. 522 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,523 I know I'd be worried about my daughter. 523 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:23,625 If I had one. 524 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,093 But I'm 17, so I don't. 525 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,127 Wait. 526 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,462 Before we go, Boo Boo, 527 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,197 my sister wants to ask you something. 528 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:31,258 (mumbles) 529 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,885 What? (mumbles) 530 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,387 What? It sounded like... (mumbles) 531 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,123 (mumbles) What? What? 532 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,124 What are you saying? 533 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,259 What? What? 534 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,760 Get me out of this thing! 535 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,796 I'm trying to talk to a fan. 536 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,398 Give me just a little dignity. 537 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,067 (sighs) Thank you. 538 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,069 Now, what was that, little girl? 539 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,540 (grunting) 540 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,876 (groans) 541 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,047 - Bold. - Worth it. 542 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,749 I think we nailed it. Yeah. 543 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,950 It's daring, it's different. 544 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,485 Nobody else is doing this. 545 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,153 I'll just put a little more 546 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,956 of this strawberry jam from Mom's purse and... 547 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,091 - done. - Ugh. 548 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,026 Look at their table. Nerd alert. 549 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,137 - Am I right? - BOB: Yeah. 550 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,829 Earth to those guys: You lose. 551 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,747 You guys, we didn't give up like we usually do, 552 00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,149 and I think it really paid off. 553 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,784 I'm proud of us. 554 00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:24,485 All right, here comes the judge. Good luck, Gene. 555 00:18:24,486 --> 00:18:26,355 Go get 'em, Gene Bean. Yeah! 556 00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:28,990 Eh? 557 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,358 Oh, good Lord. 558 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,395 Welcome to my "Menstru-rant." 559 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,247 I thought we decided on "Period Piece." 560 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,183 Hope you brought your appetite, and your hot flashes. 561 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,185 Okay, I think I've seen enough. 562 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:44,555 As you'll see, beside the plate is a sanitary napkin. 563 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,208 May I place it on your lap in case there's a big spill? 564 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,343 No. I... Please, let me. 565 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,670 Get away. It's got wings. 566 00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:51,279 - Show her the tampon straw. - JUDGE: No. 567 00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:53,114 I don't want to see the tampon straw. 568 00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,349 Someone's on the rag. 569 00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:57,785 Well, at least those two got creamed, too. 570 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,454 (crying): Oh, God... 571 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,689 Dad, do I have to do this again? 572 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,757 Yes. 573 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,292 Them losing is like us winning. 574 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,727 Yeah, and we got fourth place. 575 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,628 I mean, I don't think any of our kids 576 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,963 have gotten fourth place in anything. 577 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:11,532 I'm number four! I'm number four! 578 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:14,001 Ooh, I got an idea for next year. 579 00:19:14,002 --> 00:19:15,787 - Baby Jessica stuck in a well. - Yes! 580 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,122 You have to look for your dinner for two days 581 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,291 as the nation watches. 582 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,543 TINA: Thanks for coming to get us, Aunt Gayle. 583 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,011 It was the least I could do. 584 00:19:24,012 --> 00:19:26,214 The good news is my cat is going to be fine. 585 00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:28,132 He just has to wear goggles from now on 586 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,300 in case it happens again. 587 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,301 (meows) 588 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,886 Tina, if that's what 589 00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:33,888 your life is like, God, how are you even alive? 590 00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:35,306 What do you mean? 591 00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:37,392 You have a crush on almost every boy you know. 592 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,976 How do you do it? 593 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,612 Feeling that way for three hours was way too much for me. 594 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,364 I'm no hero. I put my bra on 595 00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,032 one boob at a time like everyone else. 596 00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:46,484 Well, the good news is 597 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,569 that now that I got it out of my system, 598 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:49,904 I'm done having crushes forever. 599 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,406 I hope for your sake you're right. 600 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,458 But if not, you know where I live. 601 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,909 You're a strong woman, Tina. 602 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:55,945 I know. 603 00:20:00,249 --> 00:20:02,400 Good night, Tina. 604 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,078 Night, Mom. 605 00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:05,620 Night, Louise. 606 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,155 Did you guys have fun today? 607 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,589 Pretty dull. 608 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,624 Aw. 609 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,843 (makes kissing sounds) 610 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,756 Ugh. Disgusting. 611 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,049 I hate you so freaking much, you idiot. 612 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,618 Slap. 613 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,687 ♪ I want to hear your secrets 614 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,189 ♪ I'm so interested in you 615 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:29,477 ♪ What did you have for lunch today? ♪ 616 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,212 ♪ Tell me breakfast, too 617 00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:33,114 ♪ Which friend are you mad at, girl? ♪ 618 00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:34,966 ♪ What size are your shoes? 619 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,236 ♪ You just went to the bathroom, number one or number two? ♪ 620 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,106 ♪ I want to know everything, everything about you ♪ 621 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,258 ♪ I want to hear your secrets 622 00:20:44,259 --> 00:20:46,727 ♪ I'm so interested in you 623 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,499 ♪ Even if it's not a secret 624 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,001 ♪ Tell me that stuff, too 625 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,473 ♪ Details, I want to know details ♪ 626 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,308 ♪ What's your dad's name? 627 00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,560 ♪ Details, details ♪ ♪ And your mom's 628 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,395 ♪ Any allergies? ♪ Details ♪ 629 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,913 ♪ How was prom? 630 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:09,035 ♪ Interesting, so interesting. 631 00:21:10,305 --> 00:22:10,531 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.