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(birds squawking, gobbling)

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Whoa. Those are the birds?

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W-why they making that noise?

4
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Hell if I know.

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They've been screeching that way

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for the last eight hours.

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Where are they from?
They came

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from a horrible
crappy farm, okay?

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Just sign the form.
I want to get out of here.

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Those birds
give me the creeps.

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Come on, how bad can it be?

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They're just a bunch

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of cute little birdies.

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They're probably hungry.

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Yeah. Here you go, buddy.

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You want some pretzel?

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(screams)

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My hand!

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My hand!

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Not your beautiful hand!

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(shrieking)

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TINA:
Whoa. Look out, everyone.

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Dangerous curves ahead.

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♪ Turkey trot, looking hot

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♪ Do you like
these pants I got? ♪

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Ha-ha! Do you?

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Bob, do you?

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Yes. I like them.

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They're... fine.
I love them.

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Wait, wait.
Let me put my belt on.

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You sure you got
enough water, Mom?

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Hey, you got to stay hydrated.

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Plus, look how little they are!

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So tiny. Aw!

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Ooh, can't wait
to get out there.

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500 live turkeys
running with us.
Mm.

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It's gonna be like the running
of the bulls but cute and safe!

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Mm-hmm.

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And we'll be on the
half-priced rides

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having full-priced fun.

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Dad, are you still mad at us

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for going to the festival?

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Mad!? No, I'm thrilled!

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Because you were kind of
mad the other day.

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What?
No, I was... I wasn't.

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Oh, right! 'Cause that's
what Thanksgiving is for,

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running around with a bunch
of birds and going on rides!

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Well, fine! Go!
But you know what?

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I'm not making dinner!

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He's taking this pretty well.

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No, you're crying!

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I just calmly said
that if you all go

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to Fischoeder's dumb
festival instead of spending

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the day here, I will
not be making dinner.

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Day off for old Bob.

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No big deal.
No big deal!

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The turkey baster
is in the drawer,

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probably pretty happy
not to work, and so am I.

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All right, come on.
Don't want to be late

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for the Turk-tacular Turkey
Town Festival and Turkey Trot.

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(kids cheer)
(whoops)

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Fine! You all go have
a Turk-tacular time.

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So, we'll bring home
some Chinese food?

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Yup! Or whatever you want

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for Thanks...
I mean, regular dinner.

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Okay, don't start a
brothel while we're gone.

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Just kidding, you can.

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And no making a fort
out of the couch cushions.

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Just kidding, you can.

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But don't turn
that fort into a brothel.

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Just kidding, you can.

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Oh, my God, just...

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I mean,
it's illegal, but...

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I know. Just leave.

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Nice stems!

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Thank you. I'm wearing hose
to compress my varicose veins.

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Teddy! I didn't know
you were gonna run.

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Oh, I'll probably walk.

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I just wanted
to see the turkeys.

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I worked on a turkey ranch
one summer, when I was 14.

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I learned a lot about life.

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And a lot about turkey feces.

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Sounds like
a magical summer, Teddy.

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Now let's hit the rides!

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We're not gonna get whiplash
just standing here!

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Good luck, Mom.

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Bob at home, cooking away?

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Nah. He's boycotting
Thanksgiving this year.

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(gasps) What?
Yeah.

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But Bob loves Thanksgiving.

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I know. He's mad

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that we all wanted
to come here instead of sitting

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around on the couch all day,
waiting for food.

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Poor Bob.
What a tragedy.

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Well, the real tragedy
is that I don't have

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time to get nachos
before we start.

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You know what? Maybe I do.

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So, I say we start
on the Scramble Pan

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and work our way back
through Violent Mountain

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and then the Bruise Cruise.

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I wouldn't mind a trip
on the Tickle Boat.

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But, Gene,
they closed it, remember?

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That guy died.

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Oh, right.

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But what a way to go!
Yeah.

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Scramble Pan it is!

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This is... great?

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Not celebrating Thanksgiving
is kind of great.

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I like it. I'm alone.

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I can do whatever I want.

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I could sit in my not-usual spot
on the couch.

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I could even cross my legs,
and no one would make fun of me.

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Felix?
Yes?

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Have all the turkeys been fed?

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We aren't going
to have a repeat

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of the unfortunate
finger nibbling incident?

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No, Calvin.
The turkeys are fine.

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And the chickens.
And the ducks.

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And the geese.
"Geese"?

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You were supposed to get
500 turkeys, Felix!

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You had one thing to do!

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- One!
- I tried!

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Turkeys are scarce right now,
for some reason!

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Oh, I wonder why
that could be!

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Oh, I'm sorry
I let you down again

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by buying a bunch of
dangerous birds that...

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(amplified):
(gasps) Oh, my God!

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The mic is on.

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- Hi!
- Oh, ho!

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I hope you all enjoyed
those Thanksgiving jokes

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we were just making.

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(both laugh uncomfortably)

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A little light
Thanksgiving humor.

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Oh, I love humor.
I do love to laugh!

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Now, on behalf of myself
and my brother Calvin,

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we'd like to welcome you
all to the first annual

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Turk-tacular Turkey
Town Festival!

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All right!

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Is everybody ready

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for some poultry in motion?

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(gobbling)

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Those birds don't sound right.

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Hey, Regular Sized Rudy.
I didn't know

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you were a scramblin' man.

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I'm not usually,
but since my parents

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are divorced,
I gotta have two dinners,

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so I'm trying to make myself
throw up breakfast.

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One time I had two dinners

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because Ollie was
too sick to eat his.

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I had malaria!

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Let's quit yakkin'
and get crackin'!

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Mickey, come on,
let's do this!

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Set it to maximum!

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Okay, hold onto your heads
like this

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so your necks won't break!

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And now, the beginning
of a new Thanksgiving tradition

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that's fun for the whole family.

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The Running of the Turkeys...
etcetera.

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On your mark... get set...

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go!

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(gobbling)

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(crowd clamoring)

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(laughing)

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Ow!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Linda! Run! Run!

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Run!
(woman screams)

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Oh. Oh...

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(runners screaming, clamoring)

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Pretty good, pretty good.

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I'll try right over left now.

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Mm, yup, yup.

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Also good.

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(runners yelling, clamoring)

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(man screams, chicken squawks)

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Oh, ah, no! Birds!
Birds! Birds! Birds!

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Excuse me! Excuse me!
Make way, make way!
Sorry. Hey...

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Coming through!
Here we go, pardon us.

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(panting)
Oh!

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(squawking)

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(Linda grunting)

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(yelling)

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(groans)

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What...? What happened?

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Aah! I'm short and wiggly!

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Ooh!
I'm tall and wiggly.

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Oh, oh, it's a fun mirror.

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It's a fun mirror.

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Aah!

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Linda! Aah!

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Linda, it's me, Teddy!
From your town!

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Teddy?
Wha-What's going on, Teddy?

193
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How did I get in here?

194
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When the birds attacked,
most people got away,

195
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but you got knocked out by this
freaky one-eyed cyclops turkey.

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So I picked you up
and carried you here.

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- Whoa! How long have I been out?
- A lot's changed.

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We don't have to start
repopulating the Earth yet,

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but eventually we might
have to do just that.

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- I don't know...
- Teddy!

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How long have I been in here?

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- Five, maybe six minutes.
- Oh.

203
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Oh, my God, the kids!

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Where are the kids?!

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But I'm a vegan! Aah!

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LOUISE: Ugh! I can't believe
Mickey left us here!

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Those birds are
getting awfully close.

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I hope they don't have
tickets for this ride!

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We got to get off this thing.
Andy, Ollie, you seem

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like you're up
for a challenge of getting

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off the ride
and shutting it down.

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We'll try anything.

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Yeah! I tried shrimp
at my aunt's house!

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Great. Go get 'em!

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(both grunting)

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Oh, what happened?

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We travelled through time!

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I guess I'll give it a whirl.

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Literally.

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(grunting)
...whoa!

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Hey. Welcome back.

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We're gonna die
like we were born.

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Spinning around in an egg!

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That really
makes you think.

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This is great.

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Don't have to keep

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getting up to baste.

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Baste not, want not.

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You get it?

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Yes.

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I don't have to storm
the Baste-ille.

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Eh. Get it?

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Kind of.

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It was a prison in France.

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The Bastille, and I said
"Baste-ille."

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Oh.

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I'm here live at the wharf

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where today's Turkey Trot

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turned into turkey terror.

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What exactly happened
in there today?

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I assure you
it wasn't that bad, really.

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I mean, people overreacted,
that's all.

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Those birds went crazy, man!

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They tried to kill us!
(grunting)

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Hey!
That man is clearly insane.

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You saw his outfit!

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So, you closed the gates
to keep the birds in?

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That's right.
Their wings are clipped.
Mm-hmm.

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That means
that they're contained.

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But what about the people?

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Was anyone left inside?

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No, that would be
a PR nightmare.

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Which we are not having today.

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No, thank you.

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No, today was nothing less

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than a total success.

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There's your headline!
Yes.

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Write that down.

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We're on live television.

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Then make it into a graphic.

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A fun one that spins in.

262
00:07:44,027 --> 00:07:44,994
(whooshing)

263
00:07:45,028 --> 00:07:46,229
Total success!

264
00:07:46,263 --> 00:07:47,530
- Yeah.
- We'll get right on that.

265
00:07:47,564 --> 00:07:48,664
Okay. Well, that went well.

266
00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:49,899
Yes. I think it did, too.

267
00:07:49,933 --> 00:07:51,000
Should we go home for dinner?

268
00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:52,869
- Yes, I am starving.
- Yeah.

269
00:07:52,903 --> 00:07:54,637
Did everyone get out,
by the way?

270
00:07:54,671 --> 00:07:56,239
- Uh... no. No, no.
- Ooh.

271
00:07:56,273 --> 00:07:57,974
I mean, they were screaming
when I closed the gates,

272
00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,575
so I don't think so.
(laughs)

273
00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:01,744
But who's gonna
believe them, right?

274
00:08:01,778 --> 00:08:03,513
Oh, ooh, we're still recording!

275
00:08:03,547 --> 00:08:05,248
- Oh, dear Lord!
- Well, look at that.

276
00:08:05,282 --> 00:08:06,482
- Yep.
- Happened twice now.

277
00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:07,884
Oh... well.

278
00:08:07,918 --> 00:08:09,318
Look at 'em.

279
00:08:09,353 --> 00:08:10,319
Where'd they come from,
poultry prison?

280
00:08:10,354 --> 00:08:11,654
Yeah, this is bad.

281
00:08:11,688 --> 00:08:13,089
Their pecking order's
all messed up.

282
00:08:13,123 --> 00:08:14,757
What? "Pecking order"?
What are you talking about?

283
00:08:14,791 --> 00:08:16,259
Every turkey group
has one guy

284
00:08:16,293 --> 00:08:18,327
who can peck everyone,
then the guy below him

285
00:08:18,362 --> 00:08:20,096
who can peck everyone
except for the top guy,

286
00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:22,498
and so on until the sad sack
who can't peck anyone.

287
00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:23,499
Oh, that's terrible--
it's like

288
00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:24,867
the ladies on The View.

289
00:08:24,902 --> 00:08:26,536
Yeah, with all these birds

290
00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,237
and people mixed in,
they don't know what to do.

291
00:08:28,272 --> 00:08:29,772
They're pecking everything!
It's chaos!

292
00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:31,040
Well, we still got
to go find the kids.

293
00:08:31,074 --> 00:08:32,942
Let's just tiptoe
past them. Ready?

294
00:08:32,976 --> 00:08:34,410
Ready.

295
00:08:38,882 --> 00:08:41,050
(both yelling,
turkeys gobbling)

296
00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:42,051
Run!

297
00:08:42,085 --> 00:08:44,487
(both grunting, panting)

298
00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:49,125
It's him-- Cyclops!

299
00:08:49,159 --> 00:08:50,793
That's the one who
knocked you down earlier.

300
00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:52,128
Oh, God, he hates me!

301
00:08:52,162 --> 00:08:53,362
(gasps)
Oh, my God!

302
00:08:53,397 --> 00:08:55,031
- I know what's happening!
- What?

303
00:08:55,065 --> 00:08:56,899
We rejected Thanksgiving
and now it's attacking us!

304
00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,901
That's crazy, Lin-- these
turkeys are just all mixed up.

305
00:08:58,936 --> 00:09:00,703
They were keeping them
with other birds.

306
00:09:00,737 --> 00:09:02,371
It's biology, not hocus pocus.

307
00:09:02,406 --> 00:09:03,873
Oh, I love that movie!

308
00:09:03,907 --> 00:09:05,741
Oh, how are we ever
gonna find the kids?

309
00:09:05,776 --> 00:09:07,143
MICKEY (over P.A.):
They're on the Scramble Pan.

310
00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:08,611
Oh, my God!
The birds have learned to talk!

311
00:09:08,645 --> 00:09:09,812
No, no!

312
00:09:09,846 --> 00:09:11,447
- It's me, Mickey.
- Mickey? Mickey?!

313
00:09:11,481 --> 00:09:12,982
The kids are on
the Scramble Pan?

314
00:09:13,016 --> 00:09:14,283
What? I-I can't hear you.

315
00:09:14,318 --> 00:09:15,651
- I said the...
- Turn on your microphone.

316
00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:16,919
- What?
- Here.

317
00:09:16,954 --> 00:09:18,154
(amplified over P.A.):
Uh, da....

318
00:09:18,188 --> 00:09:19,822
My kids are on
the Scramble Pan?

319
00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:21,290
Yeah, I, uh, saw them.

320
00:09:21,325 --> 00:09:22,725
As I was leaving them there,

321
00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:25,261
and, uh, running
over here to hide.

322
00:09:25,295 --> 00:09:26,729
You abandoned my kids?

323
00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:28,331
Eh... sort of.

324
00:09:28,365 --> 00:09:30,433
But, uh, you know,
they're safer on the ride,

325
00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:33,102
so I kind of did the right
thing, if-if you think about it!

326
00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:34,437
(gobbling, squawking)

327
00:09:34,471 --> 00:09:35,805
Oh, man.

328
00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,807
You can only eat
an animal for so long.

329
00:09:37,841 --> 00:09:39,642
It's the turkeys time
to rule the Earth now.

330
00:09:39,676 --> 00:09:41,477
We had our chance
and we blew it.

331
00:09:41,511 --> 00:09:43,279
No, it's the pecking order!

332
00:09:43,313 --> 00:09:45,314
It's the spirit of Thanksgiving!

333
00:09:45,349 --> 00:09:47,350
- That's crazy talk!
- Don't call me crazy.

334
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:48,985
- That's not crazy talk.
- Guys, guys, guys, guys!

335
00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:50,152
- I didn't say you were crazy.
- We got to stop fighting!

336
00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:51,354
We're turning on each other.

337
00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:52,688
This is exactly what they want!

338
00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:54,090
We gotta get
the kids, Mickey.

339
00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:55,324
You gotta come with us.

340
00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:56,659
We need your help
to turn off the ride.

341
00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:58,094
I would love to do that, Linda.

342
00:09:58,128 --> 00:09:59,428
But I'm actually
really comfortable here,

343
00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:00,930
hiding in these stuffed animals.

344
00:10:00,964 --> 00:10:02,431
I just feel safe
with these guys, I'm sorry.

345
00:10:02,466 --> 00:10:03,766
- That looks nice.
- Oh!

346
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,800
That gives me an idea!

347
00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:06,469
Mickey, we're coming over!

348
00:10:16,813 --> 00:10:18,047
Hey, daytime whiskey.

349
00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:19,782
Want to meet my CD collection?

350
00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:21,484
I feel like you guys
would hit it off.

351
00:10:21,518 --> 00:10:22,685
Donna Summer?

352
00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,487
It's Summer time.

353
00:10:25,822 --> 00:10:28,824
(slow, sultry pop intro plays)

354
00:10:33,897 --> 00:10:37,333
DONNA SUMMER:
♪ Dim all the lights,
sweet darling ♪

355
00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:40,670
♪ 'Cause tonight
it's all the way ♪

356
00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,805
♪ Hey, baby ♪

357
00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:44,807
♪ Turn up the old Victrola ♪

358
00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:48,344
♪ Gonna dance
the night away... ♪

359
00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:50,179
Gene, Tina, Louise!

360
00:10:50,213 --> 00:10:51,380
Hey, wait,
is that Mom?

361
00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:52,648
Yes! She said
my name first!

362
00:10:52,683 --> 00:10:54,884
Mom! Help!

363
00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:56,752
- All right, Mickey,
turn it off.
- Can do.

364
00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:58,654
Oh, shoot-- I threw
the key into the ocean.

365
00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:00,723
- You what?
- I didn't want the
birds to get it.

366
00:11:00,757 --> 00:11:02,591
We can't let this technology
fall into their hands.

367
00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:04,327
Is there another way
to turn it off?

368
00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:06,162
Wait! There's a drunk operator
override switch on the ride!

369
00:11:06,196 --> 00:11:08,664
- What?!
- MICKEY: All the rides
in the park have them.

370
00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:10,833
In case the operator gets
drunk and goes on the ride,

371
00:11:10,867 --> 00:11:12,435
leaving no one
to turn it off.

372
00:11:12,469 --> 00:11:13,436
Oh, smart.

373
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:14,704
Okay, here I go.

374
00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:17,073
Just like turning
off a bicycle.

375
00:11:17,107 --> 00:11:18,741
Oh, God, I'm gonna barf.

376
00:11:18,775 --> 00:11:20,376
Guys, I can do this.

377
00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,377
Oh, God.

378
00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:22,378
So dizzy.

379
00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,347
Oh, God, this is bad.

380
00:11:24,381 --> 00:11:25,448
Aah...

381
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:26,549
So nauseous!

382
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,550
Whoa...

383
00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:28,951
Seriously?!

384
00:11:28,985 --> 00:11:30,920
We've been on this thing
for a freaking hour,

385
00:11:30,954 --> 00:11:32,922
and no one's barfed.
Gene even had a snack.

386
00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:34,023
Looks like it's up to Mama.

387
00:11:34,057 --> 00:11:35,624
(Linda retches)

388
00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:38,961
Holy moly, this thing
cannot be safe for children.

389
00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:42,064
But you adults seem to be
doing really well with it!

390
00:11:42,099 --> 00:11:45,401
If only I had something to throw
at the switch.

391
00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:47,069
Oh, my God.

392
00:11:47,104 --> 00:11:48,237
My water babies.
(gags)

393
00:11:48,271 --> 00:11:49,238
Good-bye, baby bottle.

394
00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:50,973
Little Karen.

395
00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:53,743
LINDA:
Okay, no problem.

396
00:11:53,777 --> 00:11:55,211
I-I got nine more.

397
00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:56,746
Okay, this is the last one.

398
00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,280
Little Timmy,
you were always my favorite.

399
00:11:58,315 --> 00:12:00,383
Please let
someone else do it.

400
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,084
I can do it!

401
00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:04,487
(buzzes)
- Yay!
- Nice!

402
00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:05,788
Way to go, Rudy!

403
00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:09,325
Rudy-- one, asthma--
zer... (gasps)

404
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:10,760
Are you okay,
my babies?

405
00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:11,994
Yep, I'm probably
always gonna move

406
00:12:12,028 --> 00:12:13,262
in little circles
like this, though.

407
00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:14,263
Uh-oh.

408
00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:15,898
Looks like we've
got company.

409
00:12:15,932 --> 00:12:17,066
Bad company.

410
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,267
And not the band!

411
00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:19,301
Probably.

412
00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:21,670
(gobbling, squawking)

413
00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:23,773
(siren wailing)

414
00:12:25,942 --> 00:12:27,843
Everyone relax,
we're here.

415
00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:29,345
Those birds are crazy--
look what one of them

416
00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:30,579
did to my nightstick.

417
00:12:30,614 --> 00:12:31,814
Please step aside.

418
00:12:31,848 --> 00:12:32,848
Let us take care
of this, all right?

419
00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:34,016
Who's in control?

420
00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:35,518
- Animal Control!
- Animal Control!

421
00:12:35,552 --> 00:12:36,552
Open 'em up!

422
00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:40,523
(screaming)

423
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,928
DONNA SUMMERS:
♪ It's all the way ♪

424
00:12:45,962 --> 00:12:47,863
BOB (singing along):
♪ Oh, baby

425
00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:50,266
♪ Turn on that old Victrola

426
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,501
♪ Gonna dance the night--
it's so bright ♪

427
00:12:52,536 --> 00:12:54,236
♪ Okay, here we go! ♪
(siren whoops)

428
00:12:57,036 --> 00:12:58,836
LINDA:
Oh, God, we're surrounded.

429
00:12:58,871 --> 00:13:00,805
REGULAR SIZED RUDY: Who wants
to be in charge of my epi-pen?

430
00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:02,473
I'm allergic to
geese and ducks!

431
00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,842
I will not invite you to my
duck-duck-goose party, then.

432
00:13:04,877 --> 00:13:06,044
Understood.

433
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,012
(whooping, hollering)

434
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,447
LINDA: Teddy,
what are you doing?

435
00:13:09,481 --> 00:13:11,282
I'm whooping
and hollering.

436
00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:12,683
This is how
I used to get the turkeys

437
00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:13,684
to follow me on the farm.

438
00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:14,685
(whoops)

439
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,887
Save yourselves.

440
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:16,888
(hollers)

441
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,289
Honor my memory, Linda!

442
00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:20,358
- Remember my name!
- Teddy!

443
00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:22,193
Don't try
to stop me, Louise.

444
00:13:22,227 --> 00:13:24,295
I just remembered your name,
it's Teddy!

445
00:13:24,329 --> 00:13:26,064
Right.

446
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,533
I'll never forget
his incredible legs.

447
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,535
They looked
like hotdogs.

448
00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:32,203
We have to get
to the front gate.

449
00:13:32,237 --> 00:13:33,504
Help must be
there by now.

450
00:13:33,539 --> 00:13:36,641
Whew! Great dancing, Bob.

451
00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:38,709
Time to reward myself
with some beer.

452
00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:41,913
Oh, hello, uh, turkey baster.

453
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,314
How-how-how are you?

454
00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:44,315
Good, good.

455
00:13:44,349 --> 00:13:45,316
Uh, yeah, good.

456
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:46,851
I-I-I'm doing really good.

457
00:13:46,885 --> 00:13:47,852
Yeah.

458
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,320
That's funny, I was just, uh...

459
00:13:49,354 --> 00:13:52,056
I was, I was...
just talking about you.

460
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:53,524
Uh, well, uh...

461
00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:54,892
It was good to see you.

462
00:13:54,927 --> 00:13:56,527
I-I should get back to...

463
00:13:56,562 --> 00:13:58,062
Yeah, it was...
(chuckles)

464
00:13:58,097 --> 00:13:59,330
It was nice to see you.

465
00:13:59,364 --> 00:14:00,431
You look great.

466
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:01,566
(grunts)

467
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,700
What? I-I...

468
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:05,436
I-I-I see you, okay?

469
00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:06,604
You-You've made your point.

470
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,007
Fine.

471
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,008
(chuckles)

472
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,110
Is this what you want?

473
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,111
A-Are you happy now?

474
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,345
Yeah, yeah? That good?

475
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,180
Do you want it to come out?

476
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,449
You want to do this right now?
You want to do this right now?

477
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,885
That's a cl... that's classic.

478
00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:23,187
That's classic you,
turkey baster!

479
00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:24,555
Classic you.

480
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,190
Not fitting in the drawer.

481
00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:27,692
Deliberately not!

482
00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:29,627
(laughs)
That's great.

483
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,263
Oh, come on.

484
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:33,931
Don't look at me like that,
turkey baster.

485
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:35,199
Don't look at me like that.

486
00:14:35,234 --> 00:14:37,535
I... I didn't want this!

487
00:14:37,569 --> 00:14:39,537
You think I wanted this?!

488
00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:41,105
But I didn't!

489
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,374
I didn't.

490
00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,977
This isn't what I wanted.

491
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,880
I-I never wanted
to be apart from you.

492
00:14:48,914 --> 00:14:50,281
It was all an act.

493
00:14:50,315 --> 00:14:52,550
It was... it was a lie.

494
00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:53,551
(sniffles)

495
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:54,952
Oh, God.

496
00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:56,654
That's so much snot.

497
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,822
(sniffles)

498
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,290
You know what?

499
00:14:59,324 --> 00:15:00,658
I'm gonna do it.

500
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,660
You're right, turkey baster.

501
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,995
I'm Bob.

502
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,630
I make dinner.

503
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,331
It's not too late.

504
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,333
The grocery store's open
for another hour.

505
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,135
We can still do this!

506
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,738
Let's go! Let's go!

507
00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:15,439
Get up!

508
00:15:15,474 --> 00:15:18,442
Get... I can't get...
Oh, my God!

509
00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:20,311
I... (straining)

510
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:22,413
Let's get up, drunk!

511
00:15:22,447 --> 00:15:23,814
I am dizzy!

512
00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,416
I'm really dizzy.

513
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:26,784
Oh, my God.

514
00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:27,919
I gotta sit down.

515
00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:29,453
Give us... give us a minute.

516
00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:31,088
COP:
Please remain indoors.
(siren whooping)

517
00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:33,691
I repeat, there's been
a poultry-based disturbance.

518
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,426
Please remain indoors.

519
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,994
Poultry!

520
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,202
Oh, come on!

521
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,837
Everyone, get
behind there.

522
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:51,175
(moans)
There's no one here.

523
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,177
No one came for us.
(moans)

524
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,512
No one even cared.

525
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:55,546
(moans)

526
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:56,781
We're all gonna die here.

527
00:15:56,815 --> 00:15:58,482
We're all gonna die.
(gibbers)

528
00:15:58,517 --> 00:15:59,984
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

529
00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:01,886
Well, I've decided
to go join the birds.

530
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,188
I eat lots of bread already,
and I'm tired of fighting.

531
00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:05,456
Good-bye.

532
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:07,158
I'll miss you,
but I understand.

533
00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:08,459
(motor rumbles)
What is that?

534
00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:09,694
I know that sound.

535
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:10,695
Wait a minute...

536
00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:11,696
It can't be.

537
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,697
It is.

538
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:14,699
The old Tickle Boat.

539
00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:18,336
I hope you guys
aren't ticklish.

540
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:20,471
Because of the boat...
Tickle Boat.

541
00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:22,406
Son of a bitch.

542
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,674
I was thinking of that line
the whole way here.

543
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:24,675
Pretty good, right?

544
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:25,676
Pretty good.

545
00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:26,844
Hey, can we get in?

546
00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,079
LINDA:
We're coming, Bobby.

547
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,747
(chickens clucking)

548
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,216
"Went to store real quick.

549
00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:34,485
Love forever, Bob."

550
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:35,653
That's a perfectly good note.

551
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:36,921
That doesn't sound drunk at all.

552
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,923
LINDA:
We're almost there.

553
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,392
Hey, look-- I'm giving
those birds the bird. (laughs)

554
00:16:41,426 --> 00:16:43,160
Mom, Mom,
can we do it, too?

555
00:16:43,195 --> 00:16:44,395
Uh, yes.

556
00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:45,396
Just today,
'cause it's a holiday.

557
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,397
Like this.
(grunts)

558
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:47,531
(cheering)

559
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:49,667
LINDA:
Up, up, higher, higher.

560
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:52,003
Whoa...

561
00:16:52,037 --> 00:16:53,437
LOUISE:
Oh, I feel it.

562
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:54,739
It's so insulting.

563
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:55,906
Never do that again.

564
00:16:55,941 --> 00:16:58,042
(humming casually)

565
00:16:58,076 --> 00:16:59,543
(turkeys gobbling)

566
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,522
This is fun, the two of us.

567
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,190
We should go on more walks.
(horn honking)

568
00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,426
Happy Thanksgiving...
friendly guy.

569
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,427
(man shouting)

570
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,795
Hey, careful.

571
00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:11,164
I think that guy was drunk.

572
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,935
Hello?

573
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:18,438
Huh, that's weird.

574
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,940
Okay, just gotta grab
every single thing for dinner.

575
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:22,508
That's no problem.

576
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,279
(turkeys gobbling in distance)

577
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,248
Bye, Andy.
Bye, Ollie.

578
00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:30,383
Happy Thanksgiving.
Go, go, go, go, go!

579
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,585
I'm thankful that you
saved Ollie's life.

580
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,921
I'm thankful you
saved Andy's life.

581
00:17:34,955 --> 00:17:36,990
Now, get out of here!

582
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:39,125
LINDA:
Bob? Bobby, we're home!

583
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,460
We're sorry!

584
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,061
We didn't mean
to leave you all alone

585
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:43,496
- on such a big...
- TINA: Dad?

586
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,265
If you're hiding,
that's fun.

587
00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:46,266
He's not hiding.

588
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,900
Aw, giblets.

589
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,636
We're going to get Daddy
at the store.

590
00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:53,072
Rudy, honey, are you
sure you don't want us

591
00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,307
to drop you
off at home?

592
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,575
I'm going with you.

593
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:57,243
I kind of want to see
how this one ends.

594
00:17:57,278 --> 00:17:58,244
(inhales)

595
00:17:58,279 --> 00:17:59,512
Oh, sweet Rudy.

596
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,648
You probably won't
live to see the end.

597
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:02,649
Oh.

598
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,250
There you are.

599
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:05,852
The one that almost got away.

600
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,287
Hello.

601
00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:08,988
Oh, whoa.

602
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,757
You're an actual turkey.

603
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,125
That's standing there.

604
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,259
And you have only one eye.

605
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:14,627
Not that that's bad.

606
00:18:14,662 --> 00:18:16,763
He-he was like this
when I found him.

607
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:17,997
'Cause it's a grocery store.

608
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:19,165
W-What are you doing here?

609
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:24,937
(whispering):
Okay, everyone follow me.

610
00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:27,206
(Tina moans nervously)

611
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,542
(Bob screaming)

612
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,978
- Dad!
- Run! Run!

613
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:34,180
Oh, my God,
it's Cyclops!
(Teddy shuddering)

614
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,982
What the hell
is happening?!

615
00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:38,518
We didn't do Thanksgiving right,
and we didn't listen to you,

616
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,286
and now Thanksgiving's
attacking us!

617
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:42,455
- That makes sense.
- No, it's biological!

618
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,824
No it's the beginning
of a turkey revolution, Bob.

619
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:45,958
We got to pick sides.

620
00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:47,193
Ow! He pecked me!

621
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,995
Holy crap, that hurts.

622
00:18:49,029 --> 00:18:50,396
(nervous moaning)
Oh, God.

623
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:51,664
The final "peckoning."

624
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:52,665
Pecked!

625
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,733
That's it-- pecked.

626
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,068
I think Teddy
was right!

627
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,469
- I was?
- And I know what to do.

628
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,970
- You do?
- Teddy was right?!

629
00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,138
(grunts)

630
00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:01,240
Ow! Lin, what
are you doing?!

631
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,142
I'm getting to the top
of the pecking order.

632
00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:04,477
Linda,
you're a genius.

633
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,478
- Right?
- Ow!

634
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,213
Damn it.
Son of a bitch.

635
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,214
- Ow.
- Oh!

636
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,215
Aah!

637
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,117
(yells, grunts)

638
00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:17,090
Whoa, did that
actually work?

639
00:19:17,124 --> 00:19:18,358
Stand back, let's see.

640
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:21,828
(gasps)
I'm the alpha turkey.

641
00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:23,262
Yeah, that's what I thought.

642
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,263
Go stuff each other.

643
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,765
To the Tickle Boat!

644
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,433
Wait, the Tickle Boat
that killed that guy?

645
00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:28,501
Yeah.

646
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,769
Let's go.
Go, go, go, go.

647
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:31,037
- Come on, go.
- All right.

648
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:32,705
Move, move, move,
out, out, go, go, go.

649
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,941
BOB:
Well, everyone,

650
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:36,509
here's to us.

651
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,160
We've been through
so much in the last...

652
00:19:37,194 --> 00:19:38,561
here's to us.

653
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,163
Wait, stop,
wait, wait.

654
00:19:40,197 --> 00:19:41,597
Uh-huh.
I want to say:

655
00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:44,767
Here is to Bob
on his favorite day.

656
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:45,768
Bob! Yes!

657
00:19:45,803 --> 00:19:46,769
LOUISE:
Bob...!

658
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:47,770
- Yay, great.
- Yes!

659
00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:49,505
- Thank you.
- Yes!

660
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:53,176
And here's to Linda,
queen of the turkeys.

661
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,811
She really knows
how to peck people.

662
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,345
- Yay!
- Aw...
- Hear, hear.

663
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,580
Queen of the Peckers.

664
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,282
- Aw...
- Nice.

665
00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,683
And speaking of turkey--

666
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,018
who wants some?

667
00:20:02,052 --> 00:20:05,154
Wait, no one wants turkey?

668
00:20:05,189 --> 00:20:07,023
- Not so much.
- I just don't think
it's appropriate.

669
00:20:07,057 --> 00:20:08,124
Probably never
ever again.

670
00:20:08,158 --> 00:20:09,358
I can still
smell 'em, Bob.

671
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:10,493
They're inside
my mind nose.

672
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,128
- I'll make spaghetti.
- Yeah!

673
00:20:12,162 --> 00:20:14,163
I can't have pasta,
but I'll eat a bowl of sauce.

674
00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:15,631
I'll make sauce.

675
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,267
Fine, I'm putting on
Donna Summer, though.

676
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,469
Who's Donna Summer?

677
00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:21,704
Oh, Rudy, you are
gonna love her.

678
00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:23,306
Mmm. Mmm.

679
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,774
Well, Felix, should
we do the wishbone?

680
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,008
Yes, I guess
we shou...
(clattering)

681
00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:27,877
- What was that?
- What was what?

682
00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,278
Come do the wishbone.
Come, come on.

683
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,847
No, no, no.
I heard something outside.

684
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,515
You didn't hear that?
What was that?

685
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:36,018
Come... I wish you would
come do the wishbone.

686
00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:37,286
All right...

687
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,155
I guess I win.
(screaming)

688
00:20:39,189 --> 00:20:40,656
♪ There's been a change ♪

689
00:20:40,691 --> 00:20:42,158
♪ Inside my life ♪

690
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:44,227
♪ And I just wanna
let you know ♪

691
00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:47,663
♪ I've got my finger
on the trigger ♪

692
00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:49,665
♪ Love is in control ♪

693
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,400
♪ Yeah, ho! ♪

694
00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:54,904
♪ I've got my finger
on the trigger ♪

695
00:20:54,938 --> 00:20:56,873
♪ I ain't lettin' go ♪

696
00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:00,676
♪ Mama used to tell me ♪

697
00:21:00,711 --> 00:21:04,580
♪ Girl, you better load
your gun up right ♪

698
00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:07,183
♪ She said, "You, you gotta
come out smokin' ♪

699
00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:09,218
♪ Hit it with your best shot
every time... ♪