1 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:09,748 Hi. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 3 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,722 There's just so many different options. 4 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:29,420 Of course, bro. And you deserve it all. 5 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:31,422 What kind of shampoo do you use? 6 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,250 Not none of this. My shit is natural, bro. 7 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,252 Like, my cousin make my shit from scratch. 8 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,231 Are you saying black people don't buy products 9 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,430 from stores like this? 10 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,302 I'm not saying that at all, bro. 11 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:43,193 But what I'm saying is, there's way too many chemicals 12 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:46,089 on these shelves for my natural dreadlocks. 13 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:49,353 But you look likea Head & Shoulders type of dude. 14 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,660 Like, uh... 'cause dandruff? 15 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,357 I have visible dandruff? 16 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,272 Hey. Y'all need something unlocked? 17 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:58,319 Uh, no, actually. I'm just wondering about 18 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,930 this three-in-one body wash-shampoo-conditioner. 19 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:02,777 I don't really see a world where a single product 20 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:05,456 can do all three of those tasks at once. 21 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:09,330 Y-You should only hit the buttonif you need something unlocked. 22 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,505 Really? 23 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,898 It says "Push button for help." 24 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,162 - Just help. - Y'all got Wi-Fi here, bro? 25 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,338 - Nah. - No Wi-Fi? 26 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,383 Maybe a body wash could work as a shampoo, 27 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,255 but there's no way that a body wash 28 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,344 can somehow turn into a conditioner. 29 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:25,346 Like, one item can't be something that it's not. 30 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:28,131 A nail can't be, like, a shoe. 31 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,915 You crazy, bro. I used to wash my hair 32 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,154 with a bar of soap like a barbarian. 33 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,223 Got my shit straight, like, real clean. 34 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,356 - Soap on the head? - Come on, bro. A bar of soap. 35 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,748 Smaller than a Tic Tac, bro. 36 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,707 - That shit was clean, bro. - Okay. 37 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,361 I-I'll be at the counter. If you need me, 38 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,840 you know how to get me. 39 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:44,147 Thanks a lot for the help, Jesús. 40 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,975 It's Jesus. 41 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:48,934 Hey. 42 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:51,372 I found the perfect acne regime. 43 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,721 We're not getting out of that tub 44 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,394 until we totally rid your back of the bacne. 45 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,768 - Tonight, we scrub. - Hold on. 46 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,727 - Y'all take baths together? - Yeah. 47 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,531 When I carve out the time from work. It is hard. 48 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,774 - But it is my favorite part of the week. - Mine, too. 49 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,776 Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a great time. 50 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:07,562 Oh, I got to go get me somethingto drink. That's too much. 51 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,041 - Where is he going? - This stuff... 52 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,193 He's going to get something to drink. 53 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,175 - Yeah, I want to get a razor. - Yes? 54 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:22,403 You need me and I need you. 55 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,188 Almost there. 56 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:28,539 No, stop, you are killing me. Ugh. 57 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,541 Why? Because I am not biodegradable 58 00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,456 and contribute to landfill? 59 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,371 Yes. 60 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,417 Don't flush so much, don't flush so much, 61 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:37,374 don't flush so much, 62 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,115 don't flush so much! 63 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,771 Too early. 64 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:45,295 Save the Earth. 65 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,905 I'm so happy you came. 66 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,777 Thank you for having me, Muhammad Ali. 67 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,170 They were so good, right? 68 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:54,261 - Uh, yeah. - Dave. 69 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,586 No, like, I just have no context here. 70 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,935 I've never seen anything like that. 71 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,284 I don't know what a rival school would've done 72 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:00,571 with the same platform, and... 73 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,487 Um, but I loved your directorial style. 74 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,228 - Really? - Yeah. 75 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,423 I love how you loose you keep it, 76 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,710 - and how you let them just... - Loose? 77 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,364 I'm saying I enjoyed it. It was fun. 78 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,104 Dave, what are you talking about? 79 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:13,715 Can you be normal for two... 80 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,717 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. 81 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,242 Um, so just heard that we're closing in on Friday 82 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,504 for John Levan's memorial. 83 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,114 - Oh. - That's the kid that died? 84 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,726 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Very terrible. 85 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,684 The cops have no leads at all? 86 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,078 He wasn't murdered, Dave. 87 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,925 I'm just saying, it's... They haven't solved it, so... 88 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,604 - They don't... - So, hey, this is weird, 89 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:37,173 but John was a big Lil Dicky fan. 90 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,263 That's awesome. Or... Yeah. 91 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:42,546 Yeah, so, his parents are here, and they asked to meet you. 92 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,528 Oh, okay. 93 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:45,877 All right. What do I say? 94 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:48,097 Just say hi. It's not a big deal. 95 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,466 - Right? - Okay. Yeah, no. No big deal. 96 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,274 I mean, you should acknowledge t-their loss. 97 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,363 Without saying, "Sorry for your loss," 98 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,341 'cause I'm sure they're, like, totally sick of hearing that. 99 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,560 Maybe just don't talk about it at all. 100 00:03:56,584 --> 00:04:00,152 But let them know that you knowby being somber? 101 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,893 But nice. 102 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:06,158 Okay. I'm just... That's so much to think about. 103 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,572 I'm just gonna say hi and, like, let them steer the conversation. 104 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,293 Okay. Godspeed. 105 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,340 Hi. 106 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,534 - Oh. Hi. - Dave. Nice to meet you. 107 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,647 - Craig. - Pam. Nice to meet you. -Pam. 108 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,756 - How are you? - Oh, and this is Zack. This is, uh, John's brother. 109 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,738 Hey, Zack. Is this Daniel Day-Lewis right here? 110 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:23,437 How you doing kid? You were great. 111 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,588 All right, see you later, bud. 112 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,353 We're gonna save you, Earth. 113 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,572 Wow. He was good. 114 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,357 - So... - Thank you. 115 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,707 John just loved you. 116 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,579 Oh, thank you so much, or thank him. 117 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:39,366 I-I mean, really, y-you were one of his favorite rappers. 118 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,473 Yeah. He-he loved guys like you 119 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:41,977 and Macklemore and... 120 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:43,544 You know, all those kinds of guys. 121 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:47,112 Yeah. Macklemore. 122 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:50,115 You know, we weren't gonna ask, but we would just love it 123 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:54,294 if you would perform a song about John at his memorial. 124 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,993 Oh. Uh, sure. 125 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,014 - Thank you, Dave. - Oh, that'd be amazing. 126 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,476 Oh, my gosh. Come here. That would mean the world to us. 127 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,042 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. -Thank you. 128 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:06,131 - And you-you said aboutJohn. - Mm-hmm. 129 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,935 Okay, a song about... 'cause I don't... you know, 130 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,135 I've never met him. I don't know much about him. 131 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,939 If you just give me your e-mail, I can shoot over some thoughts. 132 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,965 - Yes. - Like, factoids about... 133 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,595 - Yeah, that would help. Okay. - Exactly. 134 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:20,755 Uh, it's DonCheadlesDriveway @lildicky2.com. 135 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,497 I know it's complex. I do it 'cause hackers. 136 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,412 - Okay. - And I hate to break this to you, 137 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:28,153 but I've actually never performed live before, so... 138 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,460 - No, w-we don't care. - No, we don't... 139 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,245 - That's even probably better. - Yeah. 140 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,247 And you guys have seen my stuff, right? 141 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,467 Because, like, it's pretty racy 142 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:40,209 and, like, has this comedic toneto it that I think 143 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,429 could be pretty ill-fitting for... 144 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:43,604 Do what you do, sweetheart. 145 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,781 Make it funny, and-and heartfelt. 146 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,522 Okay. 147 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:51,612 - And cool. - Yeah. -Sure. 148 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,546 I am a professional. I do have a slow process typically, 149 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,311 but I will try to turn something around. 150 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,400 - Let's get, uh... Come on. - Yeah. 151 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,604 - Okay. Yeah. Yeah. - Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. 152 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,501 It's just not my vision 153 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,285 for my first performance ever. 154 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,438 Okay, well, maybe, then, it's just the kick in the butt 155 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,289 you need to get it over with. 156 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,291 I haven't needed a kick in the butt. 157 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:21,642 I've been being very strategic about when to perform live. 158 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,340 And, like, the moment. 159 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,429 Okay, well, at least it's a good deed, 160 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:30,215 and good things come to people who do good deeds. 161 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,695 - Yo. - Oh, my God. 162 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,107 - Don't sneak up on me like that. - Wow. 163 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,611 Sorry, Emma. 164 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,615 I have to catch you up on what just happened to me 165 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:39,703 at Ally's little play thing, okay? 166 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:43,098 I'm now being forced to performfor the first time 167 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,274 at a dead kid's funeral. 168 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,581 I like the sound of all of this. 169 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,583 Okay, he went to my school 170 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:52,455 and was apparently a really big fan of Dave's. 171 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,892 And I appreciate that, and I totally understand 172 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,112 that a-a kid is dead. I get that. 173 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:59,070 But the nature in which his parents asked 174 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:01,116 just lackedall social awareness, you know? 175 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,615 They're not even like, "What are you doing? 176 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,554 Are you free this weekend?" 177 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:07,035 If-if human beings don't have manners, 178 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,253 we're, like, wild animals. 179 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,820 You know what I mean? Like... 180 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,910 Then what separates man from geese? 181 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,652 Yeah, I feel like they probablyhad a lot on their plate. 182 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,480 This just sucks. 183 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,066 I don't know how else to say it. This sucks. 184 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,199 I think one of the reasons I'm so riled up is, 'cause, 185 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:23,201 like, I'm just so sick of beingcompared to Macklemore 186 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:26,097 at every moment, and that's...-Dave, people love Macklemore. 187 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:28,622 Emma, am I anything like Macklemore? 188 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,972 - Never met him. - Well, I'm nothing like him. 189 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:33,061 - Couldn't be less like him. - Couldn't... 190 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:36,891 You're a snowflake, and I'm gonna take a shower. 191 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:40,329 "Spotify related artists: Lil Dicky, Macklemore..." Yeah. 192 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:42,331 - "Lonely Island, G-Eazy..." - I know. I know. 193 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,768 I've seen it. I've-I see it every day a hundred times. 194 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,224 I've written so many e-mails about it. 195 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,076 It's the most annoying... It's unprofessional. 196 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:52,167 I should be categorized with, like, Young Thug and Kanye. 197 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,517 Your rap name is literally a small penis joke. 198 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,432 It's actually a super intellectual commentary 199 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,955 on hypermasculinity. 200 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,653 Your first single was "My Dick Sucks." 201 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:00,978 First off, it was very successful. 202 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,352 Second off, it had to be overt 203 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,938 'cause it's my first content that I'm putting out. 204 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,679 I had to be very kind of on the nose with it. 205 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,531 Oh, I hope you don't mistake my questions 206 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,620 for me actually caring. 207 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,230 Well, that was rude. 208 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:14,581 All right, slug, I'm going to bed. 209 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,930 Good night. 210 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,979 No. 211 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:25,156 No, like... 212 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,897 it's, like, too urban. 213 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,639 Too urban? What are you, a politician 214 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,032 describing black people? Fuck you. 215 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,251 - Please keep going. - So... Okay. 216 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,341 This is interesting 'cause it's sad, 217 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,256 but it's like, I think, is it toosad? 218 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,171 I thought the goal was sad here. 219 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,671 Here's what I don'twant: I don't want people 220 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,000 up there sobbing; 221 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,786 I don't want people, like, cackling laughing; 222 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,657 But I want people, like, 223 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,704 looking, kind of smiling, 224 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,663 with, like, that tinge of sadness, 225 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,752 and a drizzle of, like, uplifting, 226 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:59,147 but then, at the same time, like, everybody's fucking. 227 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,931 It also needs to be funny 228 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,759 because it's my first public-facing thing 229 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,066 as Lil Dicky, and I need to, like, have it be 230 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,590 totally on-brand and... It's quite a challenge, 231 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,525 I'm not saying it's not a challenge, but that's why 232 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,072 me and you are... me and you. 233 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:14,597 Keep going. 234 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:18,688 - Oh, I didn't know you made music for insects, man. - Fuck you. 235 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,735 Hold on, wait. 236 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,215 Go back to the one you just played one ago, please. 237 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:31,875 I know you like a beat when your mouth stays open 238 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,790 for that long... 239 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,843 Dude, this is perfect. 240 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:43,974 This is, like, ideal. 241 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,822 It's ideal if he got hit by a fucking partybus, 242 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:48,239 but I don't think he did, so...- 243 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,652 Yeah, but listen, 'cause it's obviously, like, turnt, 244 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:52,243 but like if... there, that emotional... there's that, 245 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,072 like, that piano thing is like, so sad, 246 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,465 but, uh, like, uplifting. 247 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:57,858 This is the one. I love this one. 248 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,860 Beam me up, Scotty, I'm going in there, 249 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:03,733 and I'm gonna make dreams come true. 250 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,928 - Please don't kick the chairs. - I didn't kick it. 251 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,041 You have chairs in the middle of a room. 252 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,086 You need to wear glasses like you used to. 253 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,742 - You were a lot cuter then. - Turn the mic on. 254 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,716 What?! 255 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,906 Or... This... Or lighters in the sky? 256 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,822 No lighters, brother. Ten-year-old kids. 257 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,867 - Good point. - At a funeral. 258 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,535 This is the worst I've ever heard in my fucking life. 259 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,756 How do I make this, how do I make this song, John? 260 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,936 Excellent. Gata's here. Perfect timing. 261 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:19,374 Bro, why do you always invite this man? 262 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,723 He's incredibly inspiring, 263 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,769 and makes me feel like my truest rapper self. 264 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,727 Why is that? 265 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,905 'Cause he's, like, cool. 266 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:32,953 - Just cool? - Yeah. What do you... Yeah. Very cool, 267 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,626 - and, like, he's... it's, like, he's... - Black? 268 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,391 He's, like, black, maybe? 269 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,307 You're black. And you don't do nearly what Gata does for me 270 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:42,005 - in this regard. - How do I make you feel, then? 271 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,790 Like a burden or a nuisance. 272 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,297 Fine, we're getting food without you, then. 273 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,340 His dad sent me an e-mail, but the format's so weird, 274 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:55,342 I tried to pull it off of my phone, I can't even read it. 275 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,934 - It's like... - Well, you know cell phones is man-made, bro. 276 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,651 Come on, stop tripping, and this cheesesteak, 277 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,851 this cheesesteak about to be bomb. 278 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,026 I hope so. I'm from Philly. 279 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,246 Better have the right bread in here. 280 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,595 Hey, let me get a hot dog. 281 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,597 - A hot dog? - Yeah. 282 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,991 Wait. Aren't you Lil Dicky? 283 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,254 Oh, come on, man. 284 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,039 - I just got put on to you. - Great, welcome. 285 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,954 - I saw what you did on YG's Instagram. - Yeah. 286 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,826 - Bro, you snapped. - Fire. 287 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:20,827 I mean, straight fire. 288 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,654 Yes! 289 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:25,048 - Yo, I didn't know you had barslike that, bro. - Yeah. 290 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,356 Like, you like... a real rapper. 291 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,924 Yeah. 292 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,231 I know it's not no Philly, but, hey. 293 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,948 What does he mean when he says, "You're like a real rapper"? 294 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,626 Like, that's so insulting. 295 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,847 You think he'd ever tell Offsetthat he's like a real rapper? 296 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,718 That nigga heart would've dropped if Offset 297 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,068 walked in here bezeled out, like with an AP on and shit. 298 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:48,811 How am I supposed to rap at this kid's funeral? 299 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,726 Do you believe in God, bro? 300 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,859 I don't know. 301 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,687 You know, all I believe in is that no one knows anything. 302 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,091 Like, I believe in sheer ignorance. 303 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,691 Anybody that claims to know something, 304 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,258 it's, like, how could you? 305 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,409 You know, we're so clueless. 306 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,261 Of course you think that way, 307 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,283 'cause you privileged, bro. You never had no hardships. 308 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,024 That's interesting. So you're saying I didn't have to, 309 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,328 like, lean on religion, 'cause... 310 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,400 Yeah. You're not praying to your God. 311 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,769 Everything you ever wanted just, just right there 312 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,881 fell into your lap, bro. 313 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,753 This is all... I mean, this whole, it's all so weird. 314 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,929 Look around, like, what, like what, is this even real? 315 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,672 - Like, like... do you... - Whoo... what you 'bout to do? 316 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,650 I was about to touch your face, but maybe I shouldn't have? 317 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,849 Have some faith, ID. 318 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,984 Whoever made this planet is doing a great job to me, brah. 319 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,203 I don't know if it's God, Allah... 320 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,292 Allah Akbar, who's, who's Akbar? 321 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,077 Is that God's last name in Muslim? 322 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,776 I have no idea, but "salaka salaam," my friend. 323 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:46,216 - Thank you. - Bro, you gotta tear niggas' heads off on the mic, period. 324 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,249 So that's like the hook. 325 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,164 I think I would end it... 326 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,045 And that's how 327 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,090 I intend on doing it. 328 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:40,183 So, that's it, you know. 329 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,924 What did you think? Did you like it? 330 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,795 Just... 331 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,146 - It's... - Yeah, I did. 332 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,191 You actually thought it was the perfect thing 333 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,499 for this event or you loved it because you're looking forward 334 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,936 to me humiliating myself? 335 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,546 That I'm unsure of. 336 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,983 Was it funny? 337 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,201 Yes. 338 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,115 Yeah! 339 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,769 Is it toofunny? 340 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,946 - It's hard... - No. 341 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,208 To say. 342 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,794 I wish I had, like, more of an understanding 343 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,318 of, like, the space and, like, the logistics 344 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,822 of the event, like, where is the body, 345 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,608 like, how is this even, like, from a layout perspective? 346 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,958 The body won't be there. 347 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,656 Then what the hell are we even doingthis for? 348 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,877 Is this the final... product that we're seeing, or...? 349 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,096 Yes, it's the final product. 350 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,160 I'm doing it in, like, six hours. 351 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,794 - What do you... - Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 352 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,101 Like, imagine, like, your whole life, 353 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,209 you have this vision of, like, exactly how your dreams 354 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,342 are gonna come true and it's just, like, poof, extinguished. 355 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,847 You've been waitingyour whole life to do that rap? 356 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,894 No. To do an alternative to that. 357 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,026 Oh. 358 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,202 Should I make it longer? 359 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,812 No. 360 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,815 This one's like bacne Pangea. It's remarkable. 361 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,121 Okay, how's that water? 362 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,992 It's pretty good. Doctor. 363 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,212 Good, it's gonna activate the medicine here. 364 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,562 I got to tell you, man, this chemical balance 365 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,998 is just not working out for me. 366 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,236 I have to change up this formula, 367 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,436 because that 14% didn't work from last month. 368 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,003 I don't know why you write this down. 369 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,067 Well, because it matters to me. 370 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,919 I'm trying to clear up this back, okay? 371 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,051 'Cause you're my baby boy. 372 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,270 Progress would be so helpful. 373 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,794 Have you been eating cheese? 374 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,709 - Yeah. - David. 375 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,147 I've said it to you a million times, I'm made of Parmigiano. 376 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,453 John Leguizamo Reggiano.-Yeah, I know, I know, 377 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,021 but you cannot do that. You're gonna set our progress back. 378 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,414 - Hey, Dave. - Yeah? 379 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,416 Ah! 380 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,896 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 381 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,073 You ever had a night like this, like this? 382 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,944 Whoa. 383 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,686 Wow, that's a lot of seats out here, man. Wow. 384 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,081 Yo, what do you think of this jacket? It's my stage jacket. 385 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,258 That shit is garbage. 386 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,650 - Really? - Yeah, bro. 387 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,522 That should be in the trash can. 388 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,046 Put it somewhere safe. 389 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,007 You having fun? 390 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:54,100 Who's having, uh... 391 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,059 Who's with me? 392 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:01,281 You look so good. Hi. 393 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,326 I'm so stressed. 394 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,762 I know. 395 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,156 But you're gonna be so good. 396 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,202 - You reckon? - I reckon. 397 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,250 Hey, let's start talking about movements. 398 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,643 - Right? - Yeah. 399 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,774 So you'll stand right there 400 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,298 and I'll move to the car, 401 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,170 - move the car to the house, move into... - No, I'm serious. 402 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,321 Like, if you see me going like this... 403 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,173 Get the fuck out of here. 404 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,784 No, you-you have to... Yeah, with me or I look corny. 405 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,264 What you trying to do, land a plane? 406 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,744 You got to do it with me, or... 407 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,311 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, so extension. 408 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,356 - Yup. - Oh, this is weird. This is dark. 409 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,725 It's not weird. Everyone does this. 410 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,316 Feel like I'm at a Zumba class. 411 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,144 And if you, you know, see me bouncing... 412 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,382 No, no, no, no, no. That's a cornfield. 413 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,537 - Don't do that. - Why? 414 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,670 - Bounce? - Everyone does this. 415 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,778 Yeah, and when they see you do it, they're gonna stop 416 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,326 'cause that shit is not it. 417 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,719 Well, there's only so much you can do to get it, like, 418 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,394 - hands moving. I wish I could belike, you know... - You could also just say... 419 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,396 You could also just say, "Hands up." Like everybody else. 420 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,944 - Hands up! - But then you have to have a, like, one hand up, 421 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,357 but you don't have to rock back and forth.-You need to bounce to the beat. 422 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,775 You don't have to film everything. Please stop. 423 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,907 - Stop filming. - What is this for? 424 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,474 For your documentary. 425 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,955 For your court case when you go to jail. 426 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,612 Oh, no. School's out. 427 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,377 I'm at a memorial. I don't know. 428 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,924 I never knew the kid. 429 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,579 Come on, man, Charlie got a VIP tent. 430 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,146 Charlie got catering. 431 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148 Charlie got Perrier. This is crazy. 432 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,368 You got something to say on my live for Charlie, bro? 433 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,761 - It's John. - Oh. Shit. 434 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:34,417 My bad, John. Tell Pac and Big it's all good, but... 435 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,420 - Why are you both filming? - I'm trying to get him on my thing, man. 436 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,224 I'm good. Why are you filming him film? This is... 437 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,554 We about to... 438 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,077 Do you think people are gonna dance? 439 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,340 I'm gonna be. 440 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,568 Okay, so I need to go out there, wait for my cue, 441 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,397 the-the screen will come down, and then you put the graphic up, 442 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,442 but just, like, make sure to wait for my cue. 443 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,879 Show me the graphic real quick, actually. 444 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,968 Mm... 445 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,188 hmm... 446 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,624 What? 447 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,322 It's not on this laptop. 448 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,454 I've looked at everything. It's not on this laptop. 449 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,021 The graphic's not on that laptop? 450 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,371 The graphic is not on this laptop. 451 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:16,981 I asked you to bring the graphic. 452 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,809 Why would you not have it on that laptop? 453 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,594 Um... Well, bro, I... 454 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,856 You had two jobs, dude. 455 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,119 It was to press play and bring the graphic. 456 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,165 Please don't fucking forget to press play. 457 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,085 Yo, he lost his fucking mind. 458 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,269 Yo. 459 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,707 - 'Sup? - What's wrong? 460 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,293 I just can't believe this is the setting 461 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,015 for my first live performance. 462 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,889 So don't think of it like that.-How could I not? 463 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,717 Because this isn't about you. 464 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240 I mean, stop whining. 465 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,503 Dave, look at them. You can do a million shows 466 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,505 to make up for this one. 467 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,709 They can't make up for the factthat their son is gone. 468 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,424 - Very true. - Yeah. 469 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,079 You write goofy raps, youmake people laugh. They need it. 470 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,690 They're sad right now, they're hurt. I can't believe 471 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,755 you don't see the beautiful irony in this whole thing. 472 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:20,480 Well, that speech just gave me goose bumps. 473 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,066 - You got the tingles? - Yeah, that was good. You're right. 474 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,502 - You're totally right. - Good. Good. 475 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,548 - Well said. - Now Daddy needs to go feel some tingles, 476 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,313 so I'm gonna go do drugs in the car. 477 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,966 - Drugs? - As many as I've got. 478 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,012 You're gonna do great. 479 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,536 - Okay. - Hey. 480 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,755 - Hey, Dave. - Hi. 481 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,278 - Hi. - How are you doing? 482 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,975 Well, all right. 483 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,282 I just want to, I want to thank you so much. 484 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,283 Of course. 485 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,937 You have no idea how much this means 486 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,982 to our family. 487 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:48,943 I just, I know John would've been so, 488 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,294 he would've been so happy to see you. Thank you. 489 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,514 - Thank you. - Thank you. 490 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,560 I appreciate that. 491 00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,215 - Thank you so much. - I'm gonna make him proud. 492 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,392 Thank you. Thanks. 493 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,094 Thank you, everyone, for coming. 494 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,358 It means so much to the Levan family 495 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,882 to see all of John's friends out here. 496 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,884 And now, to help us... 497 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,190 You about to get this shit lit, boy. 498 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,975 John just loved you. 499 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,542 Do what you do, sweetheart. 500 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,326 Make it funny and-and heartfelt. 501 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,589 - And cool. - You're gonna be so good. 502 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,350 This is the worst I've ever heard in my fucking life. 503 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,352 Your rap name is literally a small penis joke. 504 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,831 - They need it. They're sad right now. - Bro, you gotta tear 505 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,398 - niggas' heads off on the mic. - It'sJesus. 506 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,270 Don't flush so much, don't flush so much... 507 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,749 You're like a real rapper. 508 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,124 Oh, my gosh, it's Macklemore. 509 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,388 I am so sorry I'm late. 510 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,176 I would not miss it, and I am honored, seriously. 511 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,612 Aw, damn, 512 00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,701 we got Macklemore in the cut like it ain't shit. 513 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:53,529 We going up, John. Your memorial is lit. 514 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,973 I'm really honored to be here.-The Wi-Fi is trash, though. 515 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,012 What's up with the service out here? 516 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:03,409 Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here. 517 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,801 Yeah. 518 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,562 We didn't expect him to come and the city ordinance 519 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,196 only lets us go until 7:00. 520 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,720 Macklemore, how long's your set? 521 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,419 Whatever you guys want. I got a ton of hits, 522 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,595 huge catalog, I'll go forever. 523 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,510 Uh... 524 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,426 I'm sorry, Dave. There's just not enough time for you both. 525 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,951 I mean, hey, it's Macklemore. 526 00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:26,562 - Yeah, sure. - John had all his posters. 527 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,521 - Yeah. - You know, he won a Grammy. 528 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,000 Okay, yeah. 529 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:34,440 I just don't sell posters, but... yet. 530 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,485 Yeah, absolutely. 531 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,228 Hey. How's it going? 532 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,664 - This mine? - Um, yeah. 533 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,665 Thank you. 534 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,667 Blessings, brother. 535 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,627 - You're the sound man? - You know, actually... 536 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,324 Just make sure my shit is loud. 537 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,804 Please. Really loud on the monitors. 538 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,240 Thanks, bro. 539 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,285 What up, everybody? 540 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:57,550 How's everybody feeling? Let's do this for John. 541 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,856 - Thank God. - He loved basketball, 542 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,251 he loved caterpillars, and he loved you. 543 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,689 Now let's be so goddamn loud in this place that he hears us 544 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,691 all the way up in heaven. 545 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,999 This is new. Where'd you get this? 546 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,569 A thrift shop. 547 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,497 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH. 548 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,329 Another. 549 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,028 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 550 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,292 - Text me. - Nope. 551 00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:37,867 - Mom. - Yes? 552 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:40,391 - Okay. I want a big party this year. - Serious? 553 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,742 - I want a quinceañera. - Quinceañera? 554 00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:45,919 We can't do that. We're too white for that. We're not allowed. 555 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,885 Pulling hair is wrong, mate. 556 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:59,236 I mean, all violence is wrong, but at least punching's a sport. 557 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,716 - Is it? - Yes, boxing. 558 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,849 Boxing's in the Olympics. Hair pulling isn't. 559 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:07,157 It would be funny if it was.-It really would be. 560 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:16,427 You're dating someone at the company. 561 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:17,603 Let's keep it simple. 562 00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:22,042 You tell me nothing, and I never ask. 563 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,350 No trouble on the horizon? 564 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,439 As far as I know. 565 00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:29,571 As far as you know. 566 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,268 I need your help. 567 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,574 With what? 568 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,753 I think, for you, this will be where it gets hard. 568 00:25:38,305 --> 00:26:38,838 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP