1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,029 Too thick. It can't be too thick. 2 00:00:02,072 --> 00:00:03,769 Can't be too thin. It's got to be that sweet spot. 3 00:00:05,423 --> 00:00:06,990 We can use this as a placeholder. 4 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:08,470 Let's talk about the kick drums 5 00:00:08,513 --> 00:00:09,775 'cause they're feeling a little bit, like, 6 00:00:09,819 --> 00:00:11,516 not distinguished. 7 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,476 Nope. Sorry. It's break time. 8 00:00:14,519 --> 00:00:16,130 Just drop it right on the burner. 9 00:00:16,173 --> 00:00:18,436 -On the burner? -Yeah, right on the burner. 10 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,786 Oh, it's incredible. The char. You're gonna love it. 11 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:22,788 -Wow. -Yeah. It's pretty nice, huh? 12 00:00:22,832 --> 00:00:24,181 I bet you don't have sleepovers 13 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,661 with adult men very often, do you? 14 00:00:25,704 --> 00:00:28,011 Uh, you know, I live with a man, a grown man, 15 00:00:28,055 --> 00:00:29,578 -so I kind of have them... -Oh, yeah, 16 00:00:29,621 --> 00:00:32,972 I forgot you... live with your quack manager. 17 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:35,497 -He's a sweet man. -Yeah. No, no, he's a sweet guy. 18 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:36,802 Why don't you ever bring him around? 19 00:00:36,846 --> 00:00:38,326 I don't know. It's just, 20 00:00:38,369 --> 00:00:39,718 I feel like it's hard to be friends 21 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:41,155 with your manager sometimes. 22 00:00:41,198 --> 00:00:43,244 You're an all-work, no-play type of guy. 23 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:45,507 Hey, what kind of meat is that? Is that ground chuck? 24 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:47,030 Mm, I don't know, Chuck. 25 00:00:47,074 --> 00:00:48,858 There's a guy who brings it to me from Japan. 26 00:00:48,901 --> 00:00:50,555 Did you just call me Chuck? 27 00:00:50,599 --> 00:00:53,471 Yeah, maybe I did, Chuck. 28 00:00:53,515 --> 00:00:55,430 Oh. Chuck. 29 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,954 -Yeah, but go lower with it. 30 00:00:57,997 --> 00:00:59,956 Yes. Yeah. 31 00:00:59,999 --> 00:01:01,262 I can catch, like, moments, 32 00:01:01,305 --> 00:01:03,133 but, like, I just can't maintain. 33 00:01:03,177 --> 00:01:04,352 BENNY: Okay, have you ever heard of a PRL? 34 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:05,918 -DAVE: No. -So, there's 35 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:07,833 like a writer's share and a publisher's share. 36 00:01:07,877 --> 00:01:10,140 -Do you even know what that is? -No. 37 00:01:10,184 --> 00:01:12,011 Chuck, where did you learn how to do all that? 38 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:14,927 I was in breakdancing class when I was in, like, seventh grade. 39 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:17,930 And when I used to fly, I used to have to have a whole ritual. 40 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:19,323 Like, Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech... 41 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:21,456 And at the end, I had to go... 42 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,327 ♪ Amen♪ out loud, and then go... 43 00:01:24,894 --> 00:01:26,374 Mmm. Chuck. 44 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:27,984 Yup, and there was onions in that. 45 00:01:28,027 --> 00:01:29,899 -Really? -Mm-hmm. You like onions. 46 00:01:29,942 --> 00:01:31,596 I like onions? 47 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,250 Every time I had to, like, say goodbye to my parents, 48 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:34,730 I had to kiss them right in the middle of their cheek. 49 00:01:34,773 --> 00:01:36,427 "I love you, Mom. Drive safe. See you soon." 50 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,473 And then I had to envision their face within a heart. 51 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,258 Chuck... what's Congress? 52 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,477 -Ah...! -Ah...! 53 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,565 DAVE: I don't know. 54 00:01:43,608 --> 00:01:45,262 What about the Senate? 55 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,177 -Is that part of Congress? -The Senate is part... No. 56 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:48,178 -...ah! -Oh. 57 00:01:48,222 --> 00:01:50,006 I won. 58 00:01:50,049 --> 00:01:51,050 There's literally gonna be, like, a hundred sounds in it. 59 00:01:51,094 --> 00:01:52,748 I don't know what you're... 60 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,184 I know, but if it's too abrasive, it's not gonna... 61 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:55,881 Do you think Drake and Future do this? 62 00:01:55,925 --> 00:01:58,188 -DAVE: All right, Chuck. 63 00:01:58,232 --> 00:01:59,320 I'll show you my dick. 64 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,673 BENNY: Chuck, 65 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:06,370 where's the hole where you pee out of? 66 00:02:06,414 --> 00:02:08,590 -It's, like, green. 67 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:11,158 Chuck, this thing needs to be at every U.N. conference. 68 00:02:11,201 --> 00:02:12,637 This is incredible. 69 00:02:12,681 --> 00:02:13,986 This is nothing to be ashamed of. 70 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,814 Hitler had the same dick disorder. 71 00:02:15,858 --> 00:02:17,468 It actually drove him to the Holocaust. 72 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,557 Chuck, this thing drove you to comedy. 73 00:02:23,387 --> 00:02:26,173 Nope, don't want to do it. Not attracted. 74 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:31,090 Nope. Disgusted. You're disgusting. 75 00:02:31,134 --> 00:02:34,093 DAVE: Doesn't feel, like, sexual. It just feels good. 76 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:35,225 BENNY: And you got to look hot 77 00:02:35,269 --> 00:02:36,618 while you're doing it, too. 78 00:02:36,661 --> 00:02:37,880 How do girls have 79 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:39,229 -sex like this? -I don't know. 80 00:02:39,273 --> 00:02:40,535 ♪ 81 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,406 -Chuck, maybe I can... 82 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,887 DAVE: Chuck, you think we're gonna talk about nothing 83 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,149 for 16 more hours? 84 00:02:46,193 --> 00:02:47,542 -Yeah! -BENNY: He would always 85 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:48,934 say, "Leave room for Jesus." 86 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:51,198 Looks like two Christmas hams. 87 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,635 Chuck. All right, Chuck. I'm doing it. 88 00:02:53,678 --> 00:02:55,637 Put 'em on my head. 89 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,204 Oh. 90 00:02:57,247 --> 00:03:00,337 -Chuck, that's disgusting. 91 00:03:20,923 --> 00:03:22,968 Hey, David? 92 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:33,327 Dave? 93 00:03:37,113 --> 00:03:38,680 Dave? 94 00:04:22,332 --> 00:04:25,466 -Chuck, come on. The gas is coming. 95 00:04:25,509 --> 00:04:27,163 Yeah, I'm getting the gum right, Chuck. 96 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:29,078 Chuck, is this really gonna blow a bubble? 97 00:04:29,121 --> 00:04:31,080 Yeah. I've been reading about it on YouTube. 98 00:04:31,123 --> 00:04:32,951 All right, hold on, Chuck. I'm putting it in, Chuck. 99 00:04:32,995 --> 00:04:34,649 I'm not looking at this. I can't even look 100 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,215 -down the barrel of this thing. -Chuck, just do it. 101 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:37,956 Chuck. 102 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,176 -Oh, Chuck. -Oh, Chuck. Chuck, I can taste it. 103 00:04:40,219 --> 00:04:41,699 -So it's on you to fart. 104 00:04:41,743 --> 00:04:42,961 Okay, I'm gonna do it right now. 105 00:04:43,005 --> 00:04:44,441 Oh, Chuck, Gata's calling me. 106 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,573 -Hey, hold on. Gata's... -Chuck, Chuck, I'm trying 107 00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:46,704 -to make the bubble. -I know. 108 00:04:46,748 --> 00:04:47,792 Gata's been calling me all day. 109 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:49,316 One sec. One sec. Yo. 110 00:04:49,359 --> 00:04:51,100 -What's up, Daddy? -GATA: What's up, fool? 111 00:04:51,143 --> 00:04:52,667 Look, I'm about to get the LD blasted on my face, nigga. 112 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,582 Whoa! 113 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,888 -Gata, what the fuck are you...? Do not do that. -Bruh, 114 00:04:56,932 --> 00:04:59,064 what you talking about? I told you I was gonna do it. 115 00:04:59,108 --> 00:05:00,544 Yeah, I thought you were kidding. 116 00:05:00,588 --> 00:05:02,067 Like, who would ever do that in real life? 117 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:03,678 Gata, if I didn't pick up the phone right now, 118 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,201 would you have just gotten that tattoo on your face? 119 00:05:05,244 --> 00:05:06,594 I'm not even married to that logo. 120 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:07,943 Bro, you my nigga. When people see me, 121 00:05:07,986 --> 00:05:09,640 they got to see you, too, fool. 122 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,642 -It ain't no big deal. -I appreciate that, Gata, 123 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,252 but, like, this is, like, the rest of your life 124 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:15,124 we're talking about. It's permanent. 125 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:16,995 You can't have a fucking thing on your face forever. 126 00:05:17,039 --> 00:05:19,215 Man, bro. 127 00:05:19,258 --> 00:05:20,477 All right, man. You're right, bro. 128 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:21,870 I'm-I'm-a slow down, man. 129 00:05:21,913 --> 00:05:23,219 But I'm-a still get something else, 130 00:05:23,262 --> 00:05:24,612 like Master Splinter or something, 131 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:25,874 'cause you know I love the Ninja Turtles. 132 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:26,875 -They're my niggas, bro. -Do that. 133 00:05:26,918 --> 00:05:28,137 That's... I support that. 134 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:30,095 Hey, what y'all on today, though? 135 00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:32,097 Uh... I'm hanging out with Benny. 136 00:05:32,141 --> 00:05:34,273 Yo, man. What's up? 137 00:05:34,317 --> 00:05:35,623 Man, that shit look lavish over there. 138 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,015 -I'm with that nigga Tone. -Hey, yo. 139 00:05:37,059 --> 00:05:38,452 What up? What up? What up? 140 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:40,584 -What up? -GATA: Man, LD, 141 00:05:40,628 --> 00:05:42,412 when you gonna invite us over there to hang out, man? 142 00:05:42,456 --> 00:05:44,022 I'm trying to be around that Benny Blanco money, man. 143 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:45,720 -Well, you know... -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 144 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,330 -Whenever you want, man. -Uh... 145 00:05:47,374 --> 00:05:49,201 -Door's always open. Come on. -All right. 146 00:05:49,245 --> 00:05:51,116 That's what's up. For sure, we gonna slide over there, man. 147 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,814 DAVE: Uh, all right, we got to go. 148 00:05:52,857 --> 00:05:54,859 We're working on music. I love you. 149 00:05:54,903 --> 00:05:57,340 Gata, please think things through. Be smart. 150 00:05:57,384 --> 00:05:58,689 All right, my bro. I'm-a holla at you. 151 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,474 Okay. I love you. Bye. 152 00:06:00,517 --> 00:06:02,650 Damn. You let him get at you like that. 153 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:04,391 You was about to tattoo his name on your face 154 00:06:04,434 --> 00:06:06,262 -like you his property. -Got at me like what, Tone? 155 00:06:06,305 --> 00:06:07,916 That nigga about to put me on, dawg. 156 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:09,091 I ain't about to be sitting on my ass 157 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:10,875 for the rest of my life, bro. 158 00:06:10,919 --> 00:06:12,573 You don't even understand, man. We got a different type 159 00:06:12,616 --> 00:06:14,488 of relationship, bro. He always look out for a nigga 160 00:06:14,531 --> 00:06:16,620 -every day. -You've known him for, like, what, a year? 161 00:06:16,664 --> 00:06:18,405 You ain't got to lie to me about riding his dick. 162 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:19,841 I know a meal ticket when I see one. 163 00:06:19,884 --> 00:06:21,451 You just got to meet him, bro. 164 00:06:21,495 --> 00:06:23,322 You don't even understand. I'm about to text him. 165 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:25,324 -We going over there. -That wasn't a real invitation. 166 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:28,197 Bro, I make music with him and Benny all the time. 167 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,330 Like, we do major shit, bro. We about to go over there, man. 168 00:06:31,374 --> 00:06:33,071 Okay. I'd love to meet him. 169 00:06:37,336 --> 00:06:39,730 "Pulling up in 20"? That wasn't even a real invite. 170 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,340 Chuck, it's fine. Who cares? 171 00:06:41,384 --> 00:06:43,342 I care. We were hanging out. 172 00:06:43,386 --> 00:06:45,606 Chuck, who...? Chuck, the gum! 173 00:06:45,649 --> 00:06:47,129 Oh, Chuck, it's still in your butt? 174 00:06:47,172 --> 00:06:49,131 Chuck, it's in my "ain-oos." 175 00:06:49,174 --> 00:06:50,915 Chuck, why didn't you take it out? 176 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:53,918 Chuck, what the fuck have you been doing? 177 00:06:53,962 --> 00:06:56,530 -Chuck, what do you mean? -Chuck, it's incredibly tangled. 178 00:06:56,573 --> 00:06:58,357 -Are you aware? -Chuck, it's not that bad. 179 00:06:58,401 --> 00:06:59,794 Chuck, it's insane. It's so caught in the... 180 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,796 Chuck, stop. Chuck. Chuck. Ow! 181 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,319 Yeah, Chuck, Chuck, I think you should go over there, Chuck. 182 00:07:03,362 --> 00:07:05,277 -Chuck. -I need to... This is... 183 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:07,236 -Chuck, get it out. -Chuck, I'm gonna try to get it out, 184 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:09,020 -but I don't fully understand what's going on. -Okay, Chuck. 185 00:07:09,064 --> 00:07:10,892 -Chuck, shut up. Just get it out. -All right, Chuck. 186 00:07:10,935 --> 00:07:12,284 -Ow! -Yeah, Chuck. I... 187 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:13,547 Chuck, this isn't a fucking joke. 188 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:15,418 Okay, I agree. It's very tangled. 189 00:07:15,462 --> 00:07:17,420 -What do we...? -I'm gonna try to rip it out right now. 190 00:07:17,464 --> 00:07:18,900 -Here we go. -Ow! 191 00:07:18,943 --> 00:07:20,031 -Stop, stop, stop! -Uh, just let me do it. 192 00:07:20,075 --> 00:07:20,989 -Oh, my God. -Chuck, ow! 193 00:07:23,513 --> 00:07:24,601 Yeah. 194 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,429 What? 195 00:07:26,473 --> 00:07:28,083 Dad is gonna move in with you? 196 00:07:28,126 --> 00:07:30,172 Are you nuts? 197 00:07:30,215 --> 00:07:32,914 Oh, yeah. No, you would say that. 198 00:07:32,957 --> 00:07:34,611 You would say that, yeah, 199 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,134 because you didn't have to take care of him. 200 00:07:36,178 --> 00:07:39,311 I had to be a big brother to you and a dad to him. 201 00:07:40,617 --> 00:07:42,227 Roommates are kicking him out? 202 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:44,491 No one's dad should ever have roommates. 203 00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:48,538 I don't have to do what? Make great points? 204 00:07:48,582 --> 00:07:50,148 Yeah, I do. 205 00:07:50,192 --> 00:07:52,281 You don't know how annoying Dad can be. 206 00:07:52,324 --> 00:07:54,762 It's a bad idea. 207 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:56,981 No, it is. 208 00:07:57,025 --> 00:07:58,983 From someone who knows. 209 00:07:59,027 --> 00:08:02,596 What? What the fuck? 210 00:08:02,639 --> 00:08:04,554 It says, "Dear neighbor. 211 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:06,556 "I noticed packing peanuts blowing out of your trash. 212 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,212 If you choose to trash them, at least close the lid." 213 00:08:10,255 --> 00:08:12,083 What? No. Yeah, I'm reading a note 214 00:08:12,127 --> 00:08:13,998 from a neighbor about the... 215 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:17,611 "Bad for the environment." "Act responsibly." 216 00:08:17,654 --> 00:08:20,701 "Packing peanuts should be recycled." 217 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:24,661 Signed "The Observer." What the... 218 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,576 I got to go. 219 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:30,972 Uh, yeah, thank you for calling, and I'll talk to you later. 220 00:08:31,015 --> 00:08:33,975 The Observer. What the fuck is...? 221 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:44,507 Fuck! 222 00:08:44,551 --> 00:08:46,988 Fuck. 223 00:08:47,031 --> 00:08:49,556 Fuck me. 224 00:08:49,599 --> 00:08:51,775 Oh. 225 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,083 Chuck, it tickles. 226 00:08:55,126 --> 00:08:56,606 All right, just relax. 227 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,434 -All right. 228 00:08:58,477 --> 00:09:00,131 I mean, this looks exactly how it did before. 229 00:09:00,175 --> 00:09:01,829 -It's just now there's peanut butter. -Yeah. 230 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:04,179 Okay, that's why I told you to put olive oil first. 231 00:09:04,222 --> 00:09:05,920 -I didn't want to get the grease on my skin. 232 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,704 Grease on your skin? I got gum 233 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,010 and peanut butter shoved up my ass. 234 00:09:09,053 --> 00:09:10,707 "Parking now"? 235 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,579 -Come on! -All right, can we get... do this faster? 236 00:09:12,622 --> 00:09:14,493 Can I, like, just cut out the fucking hair 237 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:16,757 -with, like...? -Chuck, you're not cutting my ass hair out. 238 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,673 -Why? What do you need it for? -I-- Chuck, I don't know. 239 00:09:19,716 --> 00:09:21,631 No one needs asshole hair. That's why women... 240 00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:23,677 go to their, uh... 241 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,853 -Where do you keep the scissors? -Chuck, it's in the top drawer. 242 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,942 Over there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 243 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,205 -Okay. -Chuck. 244 00:09:30,248 --> 00:09:32,686 Chuck. Yeah, give me a... 245 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:34,209 Okay. All right. 246 00:09:34,252 --> 00:09:35,689 How's this for an angle? 247 00:09:35,732 --> 00:09:38,779 -Chuck, this is so avant-garde. -One. Two. 248 00:09:38,822 --> 00:09:39,997 -Oh. 249 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,520 -Chuck. -Chuck. 250 00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:43,305 Hey, Chuck, what do you think about this? 251 00:09:43,348 --> 00:09:45,220 This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. 252 00:09:45,263 --> 00:09:46,700 Chuck, what are you talking about? That's incredible. 253 00:09:46,743 --> 00:09:49,267 -Chuck. -All right. 254 00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:51,400 -That's more beautiful than your cock. -All right. They're here, Chuck. 255 00:09:51,443 --> 00:09:53,663 -They're here. -Chuck, what are you doing? Don't throw that away. 256 00:09:53,707 --> 00:09:56,144 What are you talking about, Chuck? Clean yourself up. 257 00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:58,276 -Coming! -Big deal, Chuck. 258 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:06,937 Yo! 259 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,939 House so big it took three days to answer the door, huh? 260 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,941 -What up, what up? -Hey, them overalls crazy. 261 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,856 -Yeah, they're Benny's. I slept... -Hey, this my nigga Tone. 262 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,336 -What's up, Tone? -What's up, man? Heard a lot about you, man. 263 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,555 Yeah, okay. Good to meet you, too. Wow. 264 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:19,036 GATA: Man, look at the décor. This spot is sick. 265 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,039 Yo! What up, guys? Oh, baby. 266 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,825 Come over here. Both you guys, come give me a hug. 267 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,522 -You crazy, fool. What's good, though, bro? -Bro. 268 00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:28,698 -Oh, okay. -Y'all been eating peanut butter? 269 00:10:28,742 --> 00:10:31,179 -BENNY: No, but if you're hungry, we can order something. -Let's get it. 270 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,588 There it is. 271 00:10:58,946 --> 00:11:00,034 ♪ 272 00:11:01,818 --> 00:11:03,298 : Dick. 273 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,829 DAVE: Okay. Buffalo wings and a grilled chicken sandwich. 274 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,745 -Got it. - That's crazy. 275 00:11:15,789 --> 00:11:17,442 Benny really doing his thing out here, man. 276 00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:18,835 But let me get the sauce from the wings 277 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,097 on the actual sandwich. 278 00:11:20,141 --> 00:11:21,577 On the-- Okay. 279 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,754 You know, I'm not seeing a way I can do that 280 00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:26,800 -in the Postmates interface. -GATA: Damn. 281 00:11:26,843 --> 00:11:29,106 This shit crazy, bro. Look at all this soda, bro. 282 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,934 -It's like diabetes central right here. -Oh, Gata, 283 00:11:30,978 --> 00:11:33,284 don't post any of that. He can't be seen with all that plastic. 284 00:11:33,328 --> 00:11:34,677 -He's on, like, an environmental charity board. -What you mean? 285 00:11:34,721 --> 00:11:36,592 It's more plastic to recycle, bro. 286 00:11:36,635 --> 00:11:38,681 -Come on, man. -Yeah, it's fine, Chuck. 287 00:11:38,725 --> 00:11:41,075 -More plastic... -GATA: Who the fuck is Chuck? -What do you mean? 288 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:43,294 That's Chuck. Hey, Chuck. How you doing? 289 00:11:43,338 --> 00:11:45,383 GATA: Y'all got secret nicknames? What the fuck? 290 00:11:45,427 --> 00:11:47,646 -What y'all fools been doing today, though? -Oh, you know, 291 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:50,475 Chuck wanted to wake up early and go swimming, 292 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:51,825 so we went outside. 293 00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:53,870 And we got this new little game we play. 294 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,959 It's called shape-shifting, and it's like, 295 00:11:56,003 --> 00:11:58,614 kind of like he sits naked and he, like, goes like this. 296 00:11:58,657 --> 00:12:02,226 And then I get to, like, ripple the waves underwater 297 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,967 and it flows against your penis and makes you hard. 298 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:05,099 It's amazing. 299 00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,797 That's not, uh... 300 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,059 Gata, what do you want to eat? 301 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,800 Uh, let me get a burger. No tomatoes. 302 00:12:10,844 --> 00:12:12,106 Hey, you know, this fool Benny got all, like, 303 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,716 the Top 40 smashes, nigga. 304 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,196 Yeah, I can see that shit. 305 00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:17,111 Heard y'all and Gata been making them hits. 306 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,677 I can't wait to hear them joints. 307 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,896 Hey, bro, relax, man. I'm trying to... 308 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,289 You know, we smoking right now. 309 00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:23,508 -What are you... Stop. -Come on, man. 310 00:12:23,552 --> 00:12:25,728 You just running up on this nigga's nice-ass table, bro? 311 00:12:25,772 --> 00:12:26,729 What you wanted me to do? 312 00:12:26,773 --> 00:12:27,861 D-Do you guys want to 313 00:12:27,904 --> 00:12:29,166 smoke the weed outside? 314 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,081 There's a pool. It's pretty nice. 315 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,388 Oh, yeah, I'm trying to see the rest of the crib, bro. 316 00:12:33,431 --> 00:12:34,781 Let's do it. Ah. 317 00:12:34,824 --> 00:12:36,826 Chuck, what the hell's wrong with you? 318 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:38,915 -Why are you acting so weird? -I'm not acting weird. 319 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,525 You got to understand, the way that we act is very weird, 320 00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:41,875 and they're not used to it, so, like... 321 00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,268 Why can't you just act like yourself? 322 00:12:44,312 --> 00:12:47,141 I am. I'm just saying, like, Gata's old-school. 323 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,969 Old-school? What are you talking about? 324 00:12:49,012 --> 00:12:50,666 Like, he's not gonna get it. 325 00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,537 Like, I don't want to make him feel uncomfortable. 326 00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,365 Man, what I need to go to the high school reunion for, bro? 327 00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:56,106 I see them online every day on IG 328 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,455 not doing shit, bro. 329 00:12:57,499 --> 00:12:58,326 They don't even probably be taking care 330 00:12:58,369 --> 00:12:59,675 of their kids, bro. 331 00:12:59,718 --> 00:13:01,242 Wait till you got kids. 332 00:13:01,285 --> 00:13:02,852 Trust me. Like, you got to know your audience. 333 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:04,201 Like, you need to cool it on the Chuck and the... 334 00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:05,289 -all the-- okay? -All right, fine, fine. 335 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,422 Okay. How's your butt? 336 00:13:07,465 --> 00:13:09,032 It doesn't feel good. 337 00:13:09,076 --> 00:13:10,686 TONE: When's the last time you went fishing? 338 00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:12,253 GATA: Shit, I think it was with your ass. 339 00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:13,907 Hey, guys, you know right before you got here, 340 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,561 me and Dave were hanging out, and he took a wad of gum 341 00:13:16,605 --> 00:13:18,172 and shoved it up my asshole, 342 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,826 and I tried to blow bubbles out with a fart. 343 00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:22,132 Relax, man. I ain't trying to hear that shit. 344 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,481 Uh, you guys think Giannis is staying in Milwaukee 345 00:13:23,525 --> 00:13:24,831 for his whole career? 346 00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,006 -Oh, he... -Wait, wait. 347 00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:27,442 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 348 00:13:27,485 --> 00:13:29,226 You actually care that we talk like this? 349 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:30,880 I told you, Gata does not like the gay stuff, 350 00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:31,968 so just fucking stop. 351 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,448 Y'all are gay? 352 00:13:33,491 --> 00:13:35,754 -N-No, no. -No. 353 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,582 Y'all could be homosexual all y'all want, 354 00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:39,454 but I ain't trying to hear about no gum in the ass. Real shit. 355 00:13:39,497 --> 00:13:42,631 You guys have never seen each other's assholes before? 356 00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:44,938 -Oh, no, man. Come on. -No. What the fuck? 357 00:13:44,981 --> 00:13:48,071 Gata, you've never just, like, imagined, like, 358 00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:50,334 what Tone's cock could look like? 359 00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:53,598 Y'all are crazy. 360 00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:54,948 Just so you guys are aware, he's not meaning 361 00:13:54,991 --> 00:13:56,732 sexually in any way. 362 00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:58,560 He means, like, in terms of it being, like, fun. 363 00:13:58,603 --> 00:13:59,909 -Yeah, yeah, it's... -It's, like, funny. 364 00:13:59,953 --> 00:14:01,171 No, no, it's like just... it's funny. 365 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,043 It's like, it's not even-- 366 00:14:03,086 --> 00:14:04,827 Like, we're not gay, we're just, like... 367 00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:07,786 Rich, white, and ain't got shit else to do. 368 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,876 -Rich? White? -I'm not even that rich. 369 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:12,791 Okay, cut the shit, Gata, right now. 370 00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,228 In your house, you walk in. 371 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,577 You're whole family's tied up. 372 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,100 They got your mom going, "Ooh! Ooh!" 373 00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:19,450 And they say they're gonna spray 'em all down 374 00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:20,843 unless you suck his dick. 375 00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:22,279 The guy with the gun. You doing it? 376 00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,151 Hell no. Everybody going to heaven, bro. 377 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,631 Stop trying to be a tough guy. Okay, Gata, do you love Tone? 378 00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:28,851 -Of course. That's my nigga. -You don't show your friends love? 379 00:14:28,895 --> 00:14:31,027 -I show Dave love. I give him a nice little... -Not right now. Stop. 380 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,986 Get off. Stop. Get off. 381 00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:36,467 Bro, I do show my friends love. I just gave this nigga Tone 382 00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:39,340 a skateboard to give to his son to go back to school with. 383 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:40,515 A bunch of free clothes and shit. 384 00:14:40,558 --> 00:14:42,038 But all this fugazi shit, man, 385 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,735 I ain't trying to see this shit, bro. 386 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:45,172 -You see what they be on? -Looks like I'm the winner. 387 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,956 -You like the masculinity? 388 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,349 I'm fucking you now. 389 00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:50,568 -Oh, shit. 390 00:14:50,612 --> 00:14:53,615 -Chuck, that was so homoerotic. -I hated it. 391 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:54,616 You know why y'all like playing this little 392 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:56,009 gay chicken game, right? 393 00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:57,967 Chicken? 394 00:14:58,011 --> 00:14:59,360 'Cause y'all ain't never had to deal with the consequences 395 00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:00,796 of the way y'all are. 396 00:15:00,839 --> 00:15:02,711 So y'all just run around this big-ass house 397 00:15:02,754 --> 00:15:04,234 -looking for ways to flirt with some shit. -No, no, no. 398 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,106 We're just-- It's like-- It's like bromance. 399 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:07,542 -Like a bromance movie. -DAVE: Yes. 400 00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:09,979 You ever seen a Black bromance movie? 401 00:15:10,023 --> 00:15:11,807 BENNY: Uh... 402 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,983 : Black bromance... 403 00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:16,333 -Black bromance... -Exactly. 404 00:15:16,377 --> 00:15:19,206 -Uh, Rush Hour? -Yeah, Rush hour? 405 00:15:19,249 --> 00:15:21,991 -He was Asian. -That's a Black dude and an Asian guy, bro. 406 00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:24,211 -Yeah, but Chris Tucker. -Asian and a Black guy. 407 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,995 Yeah, but the movie was more Black-themed, I think, 408 00:15:26,039 --> 00:15:28,780 even though it was set in... Asia? 409 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:31,131 Moonlight? What about Moonlight? 410 00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:32,828 Best Picture-winning Moonlight. 411 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,178 That wasn't a bromance movie. That was just a romance. 412 00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:36,701 -Yeah. -That's true. 413 00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:39,269 Why aren't there any Black bromance movies? 414 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,967 I'm not about to unpack 400 years of Mandingoshit 415 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,446 for y'all, too. 416 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:43,795 400 years? Mandingo? 417 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,493 That guy, the porn star, is, like, 40. 418 00:15:45,536 --> 00:15:48,322 Bro, regardless, Black people, we gonna get judged, bro, 419 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,714 if we're not winning championships 420 00:15:49,758 --> 00:15:51,455 or rapping about being the shit, period. 421 00:15:51,499 --> 00:15:53,022 That's just how it is. 422 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:57,418 -That white privilege kicking in, huh? -Well... 423 00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:00,334 Or maybe you guys are a little scared of something like this. 424 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,770 And the only way to prove it is if you look 425 00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:03,641 -at my asshole right now. -Your asshole?! 426 00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,600 -Yep, my asshole. -Oh, hell... 427 00:16:05,643 --> 00:16:07,341 I'm an EMT, so if seeing a butthole 428 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,430 is the worst part of my day, it's a good day. 429 00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:11,127 Y'all got to start setting more boundaries... 430 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,041 -Oh, you're an EMT. -I'm sorry, dude, I, I'm sorry. 431 00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:14,043 You're a tough guy, huh? 432 00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:15,827 -Gata, I'm sorry. -GATA: Come on, man. -BENNY: A real tough guy. 433 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,699 You want me to give you the whole shebang right now? 434 00:16:17,742 --> 00:16:19,440 -I don't give a fuck. -Oh, you don't give a fuck? 435 00:16:19,483 --> 00:16:20,441 I don't give two shits. 436 00:16:20,484 --> 00:16:21,877 All right, Chuck, he says 437 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,226 he doesn't give a fuck. Should I just 438 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,488 -shimmy on down... -Stop. 439 00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:26,012 ...and bring him to the candy shop, 440 00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,622 but give him a little Hershey squirt, too? 441 00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:31,060 -Wait, wait. That's strange. -DAVE: What? 442 00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:32,453 -What do you mean? -Yeah. 443 00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:33,758 No, the-there, come, look. 444 00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:35,456 Yeah, it's a little strange, huh? 445 00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,240 There's gum and peanut butter in there from earlier. 446 00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:38,981 I knew I smelled peanut butter earlier, but check it out. 447 00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:40,287 -See, there's something... -Oh, my God, what is that? 448 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,984 It's like a-- It's like a-a mass. 449 00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:44,508 Chuck, what is it? There's, like, a lump of flesh. 450 00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:46,728 TONE: And you know that this skin can be cancer-prone. 451 00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,295 -What is that? -DAVE: How would I know that? I had no idea. 452 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:50,384 My boy know his shit over there. 453 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,994 -What do you mean, Chuck? -DAVE: I don't know what that is. 454 00:16:52,038 --> 00:16:53,952 There's something that I didn't notice before. 455 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,911 GATA: We got an emergency call. My boy, he on his job, look. 456 00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,913 Could it be, like, genital herpes, 'cause... 457 00:16:57,956 --> 00:17:00,046 -It could. It-it could spread. -Is the anus a genital? 458 00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:01,656 -It's his asshole. -I know. But is it...? 459 00:17:01,699 --> 00:17:03,397 -Like, one in five people have... 460 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,096 This is good weed. Chuck, are you okay? 461 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:09,142 : Chuck... 462 00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:12,449 -Chuck, what's going on? -Chuck, Chuck, I don't feel good. 463 00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:14,103 -What do you mean? -Chuck, Chuck, I think I'm having a panic attack 464 00:17:14,147 --> 00:17:15,844 -or something. -Okay. 465 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,759 Uh, just breathe. Do your little Baruch atah Adonai... 466 00:17:17,802 --> 00:17:19,152 Chuck, it's not like that. 467 00:17:19,195 --> 00:17:20,588 I feel like I'm gonna fucking die. 468 00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,546 DAVE: Okay. Total anxiety. 469 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,200 Chuck, none of this is real. You're just... 470 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,420 Tone, if he's having a panic attack, what do we do? 471 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:30,119 Man, he should probably start by stop smoking this gas. 472 00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,555 -Shut the fuck up! 473 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:33,296 Hey, no, I'm serious, man. 474 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,733 My fucking uncle died of fucking colon cancer. 475 00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:37,039 Chuck, I have the best dermatologist 476 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,693 in the entire city, Dr. Belbin. 477 00:17:38,736 --> 00:17:40,173 I'm gonna get us in. He's the derm of the stars. 478 00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:41,783 I'm gonna get us in today. 479 00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,001 I'm about to take a flick right now for the Gram. 480 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,351 Gata, what are you doing? 481 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,918 -Benny's asshole is bleeding! -Stop. 482 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,181 -I feel like I'm gonna die. -You're not dying, Chuck. 483 00:17:48,224 --> 00:17:49,225 -You gonna be good, bro. -You get it? 484 00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:11,943 What the fuck? 485 00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:19,212 Hey! 486 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,956 Hey! 487 00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:30,919 Fuck him. 488 00:18:35,576 --> 00:18:38,405 I just put the cans out. Feel free to toss that in there. 489 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,581 No, I would never put shit in another man's trash. 490 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,191 Some asshole just did that to me. 491 00:18:42,235 --> 00:18:43,192 That's why I'm out here looking for him right now 492 00:18:43,236 --> 00:18:44,106 to tell him he's an asshole. 493 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,934 Oh, uh, wow. Okay. 494 00:18:45,977 --> 00:18:47,675 Well, you know, he probably just didn't want to walk around 495 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:49,372 with a bag of dog shit in his hand, right? 496 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,680 I think everyone should take care of their own shit. 497 00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:53,942 It's not too much to ask. 498 00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:56,205 I-I'm with you, brother, you know. 499 00:18:56,249 --> 00:18:58,729 But like they say, you can either be right 500 00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,078 or you can be happy. 501 00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:02,516 I've never heard that, ever. 502 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,735 If it gets under your skin, you can just write a note. 503 00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,045 Write a note? 504 00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:13,396 Yeah. You know, if it's an issue. 505 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:17,879 Are... Are you The Observer? 506 00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,968 -No. -No? 507 00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:21,535 Because wouldn't a normal person just say, "What's The Observer? 508 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,753 I don't know what that is, I've never heard of it"? 509 00:19:22,797 --> 00:19:23,928 You just said no. 510 00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:26,104 -I mean, I-I... -You what? 511 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,716 You what? You are. You are! 512 00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:32,241 This is good. Ladies and gentlemen, 513 00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:35,026 take a look at this piece of shit, Internet. 514 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,506 This man lives in my neighborhood 515 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,899 and has been harassing me 516 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:39,683 by leaving notes on my residence 517 00:19:39,727 --> 00:19:43,209 about packing peanuts being in the wrong fucking bin. 518 00:19:43,252 --> 00:19:46,124 Like anybody cares at all. 519 00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:49,084 I manage an artist, by the way. A very famous, very... 520 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:51,434 soon-to-be very famous artist. Hundreds of thousands 521 00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:52,870 of followers already on the Internet. 522 00:19:52,914 --> 00:19:54,220 They're all gonna see this on his page. 523 00:19:54,263 --> 00:19:55,482 They're gonna know where you live, 524 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,223 they'll know the neighborhood, 525 00:19:57,266 --> 00:19:59,355 and you're probably gonna get fired from your job, dork. 526 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,053 -Why are you filming me? -Why am I filming? 527 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,533 Why would you put notes on someone's trash? 528 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,100 Who the fuck does that, dude? 529 00:20:05,143 --> 00:20:06,580 I don't know what you're talking about, 530 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,190 but maybe they just wanted to let you know 531 00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:09,974 in a... in a friendly way how to properly dispose 532 00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:11,280 of popcorn peanuts. 533 00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:13,326 -Ah. -I mean, do you care 534 00:20:13,369 --> 00:20:14,588 about the environment? 535 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,373 Yes. Yes, I do. 536 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,157 So, there you go. I don't understand 537 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,072 -why you're filming me. -And you know what? 538 00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:22,813 No one cares. Nobody cares what you think. 539 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,206 That's the point. That's why I'm filming you right now. 540 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,816 Because no one fucking cares. 541 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:29,429 You're filming me because no one cares? 542 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,005 You've been observed, motherfucker. 543 00:20:44,313 --> 00:20:46,141 Fucking... 544 00:20:52,365 --> 00:20:53,975 SUSAN: How's your back? 545 00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:55,629 Oh, my God, it's like, I thought 546 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,370 the doxycycline would do more than the Accutane, 547 00:20:57,413 --> 00:21:00,286 but, like, it's just making me nauseous half the time. 548 00:21:00,329 --> 00:21:02,070 Well, don't forget to take it with food. 549 00:21:02,113 --> 00:21:03,854 I know. I keep forgetting I have to eat with it. 550 00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:05,900 Um, so much to fill out. 551 00:21:05,943 --> 00:21:08,119 Chuck, what kind of health insurance do you have? 552 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:10,165 I don't... I don't have any. 553 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,385 I brought... I brought this. 554 00:21:12,428 --> 00:21:16,084 Uh, we can figure it out after. 555 00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:17,564 Is it... is it enough? 556 00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:20,131 I don't think that's how the medical system works. 557 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:21,611 Chuck, what world do you live in, Chuck? 558 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,396 SUSAN: He can actually go back now. 559 00:21:23,439 --> 00:21:25,441 Okay, Chuck, they're ready to take you. Good luck, Chuck. 560 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,790 -I'm so scared. -Don't be scared. 561 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,270 You're gonna be fine. You got it. 562 00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:29,793 They're gonna... Dr. Belbin's gonna do it. 563 00:21:29,837 --> 00:21:31,273 Go to her. Okay. 564 00:21:31,317 --> 00:21:33,319 I'll fill out all your stuff, Chuck. 565 00:21:33,362 --> 00:21:35,495 GATA: Man, I'll bet you this is 566 00:21:35,538 --> 00:21:37,366 where George Clooney got his titties done, come out looking 567 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,716 -like Batman. -TONE: You think they got a payment plan? 568 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,501 Ally Wernick was here? 569 00:21:41,544 --> 00:21:43,938 I can't say. 570 00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:46,854 Yeah, that's how she writes her name. 571 00:21:46,897 --> 00:21:48,769 -That's... -GATA: Man, this hundred kind of faded. 572 00:21:48,812 --> 00:21:50,553 You think I could change this hundred to, like, a private jet 573 00:21:50,597 --> 00:21:52,076 -or something? -I don't think they do edits over here. 574 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,078 It's my skin, bro, it's a dermatologist. 575 00:21:54,122 --> 00:21:55,993 But it's a different type-- they don't take the skin... 576 00:21:56,037 --> 00:21:57,691 You know, Ally would always say dermatology wasn't even real. 577 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,346 And she's using my name to get into my fucking derm? 578 00:22:00,389 --> 00:22:02,130 -Huh? -You know what? 579 00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:04,524 I'm giving this girl a phone call right now. 580 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,613 Enough is enough-- you can't go the rest of your life 581 00:22:06,656 --> 00:22:09,267 -without talking to me. It's ridiculous. -That motherfucker's cold. 582 00:22:09,311 --> 00:22:10,834 -AUTOMATED VOICE: You have reached the voice mail box... -You know they gonna 583 00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:12,749 -run you, though, if you got... -And voice mail. 584 00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,664 All right, fine, you're getting a text. 585 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,709 GATA: She didn't answer? 586 00:22:17,928 --> 00:22:19,539 DAVE: Green? 587 00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:22,933 What does this mean when... it was always blue in the past? 588 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:25,719 Aw, hell no-- she blocked you. 589 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,851 -That's scandalous, dawg. -She blocked me?! 590 00:22:27,895 --> 00:22:30,463 You really dealing with that right now, bro? 591 00:22:30,506 --> 00:22:32,378 Why would she...? What the fuck happened? 592 00:22:32,421 --> 00:22:34,249 It's all good, LD. 593 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,729 You ain't got to worry about it, though, bro, 594 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:36,991 'cause at the end of the day, I love you, bro. 595 00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:38,645 I got you, LD. 596 00:22:38,688 --> 00:22:40,168 -I know we at a dermatologist. -I love you... yeah. 597 00:22:40,211 --> 00:22:41,430 But don't let it get under your skin, bro. 598 00:22:41,474 --> 00:22:42,605 Thank you. I love you, too, Gata. 599 00:22:42,649 --> 00:22:45,608 For real, man. Thanks, man. 600 00:22:46,348 --> 00:22:47,175 Wow. 601 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,623 Have you been on Instagram today? 602 00:23:06,629 --> 00:23:09,197 Oh, fuck. 603 00:23:15,246 --> 00:23:17,423 -Hello? -DAVE: Hey, big cat. 604 00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:19,076 How's it going over there? 605 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,600 It's pretty good, you know? 606 00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:22,210 It's going. 607 00:23:23,341 --> 00:23:25,431 I was just calling to... 608 00:23:25,474 --> 00:23:27,650 wish you a happy birthday. 609 00:23:27,694 --> 00:23:29,478 I know it's late, I just, you know, 610 00:23:29,522 --> 00:23:32,481 I like avoiding the morning rush, and I know midday 611 00:23:32,525 --> 00:23:34,309 is when all the other guys come along, and I want to be 612 00:23:34,352 --> 00:23:35,745 the guy that really caps it all off 613 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,486 -for you, so... -Yeah, man. 614 00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:40,010 I appreciate it, I appreciate it, big dog. 615 00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:41,708 Did you do anything fun today? 616 00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:43,144 I'm sorry that I haven't even been home. 617 00:23:43,187 --> 00:23:44,928 I, uh, I was with Benny, I slept there. 618 00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:46,582 We've just been working so much on music. 619 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,497 We're really chipping away. 620 00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:50,586 Yeah, no, no, it was good-- it was a great day, man. 621 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,415 I went running, took a long, nice run. 622 00:23:53,459 --> 00:23:55,069 Uh, I talked to my brother, that was... 623 00:23:55,112 --> 00:23:57,071 that was nice, man. He's such an idiot. 624 00:23:57,114 --> 00:23:59,029 -I got a bunch of work done, actually, 625 00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:00,640 which, uh, you know... 626 00:24:00,683 --> 00:24:02,380 Should probably take a day off, but, 627 00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:04,644 I mean, you know how it goes, man. 628 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,909 Hello? 629 00:24:08,952 --> 00:24:11,041 Well, I'm happy you had a great day. 630 00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:14,567 And I look forward to coming back home and hugging you. 631 00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:16,569 Thank you, man, thank you, I'm, uh... 632 00:24:16,612 --> 00:24:18,440 Long day, long birthday day, 633 00:24:18,484 --> 00:24:20,486 so I'm, I think I'm gonna hit the hay, man, I'm tired. 634 00:24:20,529 --> 00:24:22,618 Okay, I love you, man. 635 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,446 Thanks, man. 636 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,481 : Hi. 637 00:24:59,525 --> 00:25:02,092 Did you block me? 638 00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:04,138 No. 639 00:25:04,181 --> 00:25:06,793 My phone has been off the whole day. 640 00:25:06,836 --> 00:25:08,490 Just off. 641 00:25:08,534 --> 00:25:10,884 -Oh. 642 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,538 Is everything all right? 643 00:25:12,581 --> 00:25:14,931 Yes. 644 00:25:14,975 --> 00:25:17,238 And I did think about blocking you. 645 00:25:17,281 --> 00:25:19,501 : But I didn't. 646 00:25:21,851 --> 00:25:24,724 -Are-are you okay? -I'm great. 647 00:25:24,767 --> 00:25:26,464 I'm-- look. 648 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:31,121 I'm on painkillers. 649 00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:32,514 DAVE: Oxycodone? 650 00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:34,211 Oh, man, this is, like, really ravaging 651 00:25:34,255 --> 00:25:36,170 lower middle-class America right now. 652 00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:38,912 -Like, I would not... -I'm not abusing pills, Dave. 653 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,349 Certainly not over you. 654 00:25:41,392 --> 00:25:43,264 I had a surgery. 655 00:25:43,307 --> 00:25:45,396 Like an adult. 656 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,137 What-what did you have surgery on? 657 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,183 I had my mole removed on my back. 658 00:25:49,226 --> 00:25:50,750 -The General?! 659 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:52,229 : The General, yeah. 660 00:25:52,273 --> 00:25:53,579 -He's gone? -Yeah. 661 00:25:53,622 --> 00:25:55,232 What about the Lieutenants? 662 00:25:55,276 --> 00:25:57,408 The Lieutenants were unharmed. He-- Dr. Belbin said 663 00:25:57,452 --> 00:25:59,106 that they weren't irregular, but then the General 664 00:25:59,149 --> 00:26:02,544 got dishonorably discharged. 665 00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:04,502 That's a twist-off. 666 00:26:04,546 --> 00:26:06,548 -Oh. -I also don't think we need to be drinking, right? 667 00:26:06,592 --> 00:26:09,812 You're on oxys and I'm on doxycycline for... 668 00:26:09,856 --> 00:26:11,640 If I drank, my appendix would explode. 669 00:26:11,684 --> 00:26:13,424 I did-- I, like, walked in there to get-- 670 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:15,165 to be polite, so it's-- yeah. 671 00:26:15,209 --> 00:26:16,645 This feels... 672 00:26:16,689 --> 00:26:18,342 We'll just leave that there. 673 00:26:18,386 --> 00:26:20,214 Uh... 674 00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:23,652 Uh... Dr. Belbin. 675 00:26:23,696 --> 00:26:26,524 -You... my doctor. 676 00:26:26,568 --> 00:26:29,005 You, uh, used my name to get in? 677 00:26:29,049 --> 00:26:31,399 Yes. 678 00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:33,314 Just 'cause I know he's, like, a dermatologist of the... 679 00:26:33,357 --> 00:26:34,881 stars. 680 00:26:34,924 --> 00:26:37,579 : This is so funny. 681 00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:39,450 What an insane thing to say! 682 00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,669 I know. 683 00:26:40,713 --> 00:26:42,976 I only bring it up, 'cause, um, 684 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,804 obviously we haven't, like, 685 00:26:44,847 --> 00:26:46,719 been in each other's lives at all. 686 00:26:46,762 --> 00:26:49,025 And when I saw that you 687 00:26:49,069 --> 00:26:50,940 went there, it kind of, like, 688 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,290 made me feel used. 689 00:26:53,334 --> 00:26:56,511 Is-is going to your doctor a... 690 00:26:56,554 --> 00:26:59,906 mean thing to do? 691 00:27:01,385 --> 00:27:03,518 It's not. 692 00:27:03,561 --> 00:27:05,651 -I think I'm reaching. 693 00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:09,089 As you are right now-- what are you trying to achieve right now? 694 00:27:09,132 --> 00:27:11,308 I have to change... 695 00:27:11,352 --> 00:27:13,093 my bandage on my back, and it's... 696 00:27:13,136 --> 00:27:15,095 hard to reach. 697 00:27:15,138 --> 00:27:17,967 Do you need a hand? 698 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,056 Could you...? 699 00:27:22,798 --> 00:27:24,931 That's a yes? 700 00:27:24,974 --> 00:27:26,715 Oh, okay. 701 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:28,848 -Okay. -Here we go. 702 00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:30,545 Wash your hands so that it doesn't get 703 00:27:30,588 --> 00:27:32,199 sour cream and onion-y. 704 00:27:32,242 --> 00:27:34,984 I'll go here, then you go on this part. 705 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,638 -Okay. 706 00:27:39,989 --> 00:27:42,383 -Okay. -Oh. 707 00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:45,734 Why, why are you being weird? 708 00:27:45,778 --> 00:27:48,171 Just your breasts are exposed. 709 00:27:48,215 --> 00:27:50,957 Oh... Are you serious?! 710 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,524 You've seen these a million times! 711 00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:56,223 I know, I just don't know if I should... 712 00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:57,746 Just don't look at them. 713 00:27:57,790 --> 00:27:59,052 -I won't look at them. -Don't look at them. 714 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,575 -I'm a pro. -You got... 715 00:28:00,618 --> 00:28:02,185 Here I come. What breasts? 716 00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:03,534 -No problem. 717 00:28:03,578 --> 00:28:05,188 Okay, now you dress the wound. 718 00:28:05,232 --> 00:28:07,364 Put this wound in a tux. 719 00:28:08,409 --> 00:28:09,889 Okay. 720 00:28:09,932 --> 00:28:11,325 Uh, can I just pull your hair back? 721 00:28:11,368 --> 00:28:13,153 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 722 00:28:13,196 --> 00:28:16,025 Go for it. 723 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,853 It's blonde. 724 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,507 Mm-hmm. 725 00:28:19,550 --> 00:28:21,422 That's cool. 726 00:28:22,728 --> 00:28:25,295 I miss the General. 727 00:28:25,339 --> 00:28:26,732 Does this, does this hurt? 728 00:28:26,775 --> 00:28:29,212 No, nothing hurts anymore. 729 00:28:29,256 --> 00:28:31,214 Hmm. 730 00:28:31,258 --> 00:28:34,043 Now you dab it with the cotton ball, make it nice. 731 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:37,003 -This okay? -Mm-hmm. 732 00:28:40,397 --> 00:28:42,399 I'm still sad at you, 733 00:28:42,443 --> 00:28:44,010 you know? 734 00:28:45,881 --> 00:28:47,927 I know. 735 00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,801 I... 736 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,594 Oh, fuck. 737 00:29:03,638 --> 00:29:05,596 What was that? 738 00:29:07,294 --> 00:29:09,557 Vomit. 739 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,864 It's vomit? 740 00:29:11,907 --> 00:29:14,083 Just a little bit 'cause I'm on doxycycline 741 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,693 now for my skin. If you don't take food... 742 00:29:15,737 --> 00:29:17,565 Is it in my wound, Dave? 743 00:29:19,741 --> 00:29:20,568 In it? 744 00:29:20,611 --> 00:29:22,570 Uh... yeah. 745 00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:24,137 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave, hi, I'm Dave♪ -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪ 746 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,878 -♪ Who's Dave?♪ -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ 747 00:29:25,921 --> 00:29:29,011 ♪ Hi, hello, I'm Dave♪ 748 00:29:29,055 --> 00:29:31,231 ♪ You might know me as Lil Dicky♪ 749 00:29:31,274 --> 00:29:33,711 ♪ But there's a lot more to me♪ 750 00:29:33,755 --> 00:29:35,626 -♪ Don't you wanna know who I am?♪ -♪ Not really♪ 751 00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:37,454 ♪ Do you wanna meet the guy behind the guy?♪ 752 00:29:37,498 --> 00:29:38,804 ♪ Do you wanna know what the industry's like?♪ 753 00:29:38,847 --> 00:29:40,457 ♪ What a strange life I have♪ 754 00:29:40,501 --> 00:29:41,894 ♪ Got me trippin' like whoa, whoa, whoa♪ 755 00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:43,765 ♪ Dave, you're a rapper? Oh, no♪ 756 00:29:43,809 --> 00:29:45,767 ♪ Bowel movements lookin' like Dippin' Dots♪ 757 00:29:45,811 --> 00:29:47,813 ♪ Probably 'cause I don't eat fruits and vegetables♪ 758 00:29:47,856 --> 00:29:49,510 ♪ Approached by aggressive white men on the regular♪ 759 00:29:49,553 --> 00:29:51,381 ♪ I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck♪ 760 00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:53,079 ♪ 'Cause the ergonomics of my desk ain't right♪ 761 00:29:53,122 --> 00:29:54,210 ♪ My nose gets stuffed every night♪ 762 00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:56,125 ♪ I'm fidgety♪ 763 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,605 ♪ I'm fidgety, I twitch♪ 764 00:29:57,648 --> 00:29:59,476 ♪ I'm fidgety♪ 765 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,522 -♪ I'm v neurotic♪ -♪ Whoa, whoa♪ 766 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:04,786 ♪ Yes, I know that I'm a rapper at the end of the day♪ 767 00:30:04,830 --> 00:30:07,093 ♪ But I think it's time you knew me♪ 768 00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:10,052 ♪ By my government name, hi, I'm Dave♪ 769 00:30:10,096 --> 00:30:12,054 -♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪ -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪ 770 00:30:12,098 --> 00:30:14,056 -♪ Who's Dave?♪ -♪ Hi, I'm Dave.♪