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Oh, poor Mora.

2
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And look at you, Bean.
You've used up all your powers.

3
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She'll be depleted for days.

4
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Gomer, Frank, Rat boy, take her away.

5
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Let the crabs have their fun.

6
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Hey!

7
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The rest of you,
stack the cute corpses in a pile

8
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for the luau tonight.

9
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Shh!

10
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Shh!

11
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Sorry we late.

12
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Eh, no problem. Everyone's dead.

13
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Ooh, glad we late.

14
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Mom, Junior, even Pops, great to see you.
No time for family reunions.

15
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You guys guard the Cavern
while we go rescue Bean.

16
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You raised a fine boy, Pops.

17
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And you raised
a handsome monstrosity there, Grogda.

18
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Uh-oh.

19
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Hey, Bean.
Sorry about what happened to Mora.

20
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I wish I could give you a big hug,
but I'm all smooshed in here.

21
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Oh, Bean.

22
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Bean. Bean. Beanie.

23
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Oh, Beanie!
Beanie-Feenie, Queen of Weenies.

24
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Nah. I can't do it. I'm sorry, guys.

25
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I don't have the heart to be annoying.
This is tragic.

26
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Elfo, jump in there
and block her tear ducts

27
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with your tiny elf hands.

28
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Hey, Bean. Are you okay?

29
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I... I just... I can't imagine
how sad you must feel right now.

30
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I mean, I still can't
get over the death of Alivo.

31
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Who's Alivo?

32
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The only thing worth knowing
is he died owing me 80 bucks.

33
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But who cares, right?

34
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I'm so sorry for your loss, Elfo.
That must be so hard.

35
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Besides, I'm here to cheer you up.
Well, not that.

36
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I'm gonna soothe you
in your unimaginable grief.

37
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If you just move your arm,

38
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I could reach over
and stroke your forehead.

39
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No? Oh. Okay.

40
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I mean, accidentally stabbing
your girlfriend right in the heart?

41
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What are the odds, right? One in zero?

42
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I don't know. Elves are terrible at math.
But you get that I don't have a point.

43
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You want I should bash in his face
with this muffin pan?

44
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Bean, this is usually the time
you tell the boys to shut up.

45
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Bean?

46
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Hey, Bean. Bean. Behind you.

47
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You still grievin'?

48
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Listen, you gotta get your act together.
We gotta murder Dagmar.

49
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Retake the throne.

50
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Revenge the elves.

51
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And kick Satan's sorry ass.

52
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- What about Scruffles?
- That goes without saying.

53
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Guys, count me out.
Nothing matters no more.

54
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Nothing matters anymore.

55
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Oh, it's okay. You're grieving.

56
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But still.

57
00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:10,178
Ah, the victorious post-massacre high.

58
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There's nothing quite like it.
Quiet, everyone.

59
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What is that infernal racket?

60
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- Scruffles, are you purring?
- Like, uh, it's less of a purr, you know?

61
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More like my stomach grumbling
from last night's platter of sloppy joes

62
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with, like, you know, those little orange
grease puddles leaking out. Yum.

63
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Sheesh!

64
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Oh, shut up!

65
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Come along.
For once, you're going to be useful.

66
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Hey, uh, Suits for Less, can I, like,
have your throne when you don't come back?

67
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Where's my precious baby?

68
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My pretty. The light of my life.

69
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I'm right here, Papa.

70
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Not you, Kissy. My crown.

71
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Friends, come closer.
Shocko, you stand back.

72
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For now it must be told, I fear I'm dying.

73
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Any unexpected surprise
could cause my ticker to explode.

74
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- Ooh!
- Oh!

75
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Damn you, Shocko!

76
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Ooh.

77
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Shocko, one step closer, please.

78
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- Don't do it, Shocko.
- Ooh!

79
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Ow! What did I do?

80
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It is my last wish
that I die in a Dreamland under elf rule.

81
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And my second to last wish
is to keep Weirdo away from my corpse.

82
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You hear that, Weirdo?
I know what you're thinking.

83
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Oh, Derek, my precious, pirate baby.
You were so brave in battle.

84
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But what happened to your face?

85
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Oh, boy! Do I have scars?

86
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Eh, just emotional ones.

87
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Things were going great
until a cannonball came outta nowhere

88
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and hit him in the head.

89
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When I woke up, Mora was dead.

90
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And Bean was sadder than I was
when Slimy ate that sea captain

91
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and died of rum poisoning.

92
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Oh! As you two are my witness,

93
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I vow to avenge Mora
if it's last thing I do.

94
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Avenge!

95
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- Avenge!
- Avenge!

96
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By my precise calculations,

97
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this is just enough goo
to get me to my secret destination.

98
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Please, tell us.

99
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No. I'm afraid you'll overreact.

100
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We won't.

101
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The Moon.

102
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Moon!

103
00:07:03,476 --> 00:07:05,520
Well, darn it.
Now you've put me in a bad...

104
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Mood!

105
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Mora, I don't...
I don't know if you can hear me.

106
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I wish I could have you back,
but what good are wishes even?

107
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I mean, that's like hoping
for magic to happen.

108
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And magic brings nothing.

109
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Nothing, but death
and sadness, and card tricks,

110
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and indigestion,
and this headache that won't go away.

111
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There's a lot
of physical ailments happening.

112
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Everyone always wants magic.

113
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You know what? But I'll be damned
if anyone gets their hands on it.

114
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I'm going to destroy magic forever.

115
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Ugh! Goblins.

116
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You will step aside
and let me pass into the Cavern.

117
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Ma, we goblins?

118
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Well, technically, yes.
We're secular goblins.

119
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And you ain't goin' nowhere, honey.

120
00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:02,785
Oh, really? Satan, do your stuff.

121
00:08:03,411 --> 00:08:05,621
Look deep into my swirlies.

122
00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:07,540
Huh?

123
00:08:07,623 --> 00:08:09,959
Flush away any thought in your head.

124
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Done.

125
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Goblins, and Pops,
convey yourselves to the dungeons,

126
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lock yourselves up, and eat the key.

127
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Yes, Dagmar.

128
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Oh, boy!

129
00:08:27,185 --> 00:08:31,397
Come, Gomer. Let Satan go
listen to his rare doo-wop records.

130
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The magic has been unlocked,

131
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and soon will be seeping
throughout the kingdom.

132
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And the best part of all
is I will control everything.

133
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Not bad for the cutest
little sociopath in Maru.

134
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Ten years.

135
00:09:17,193 --> 00:09:18,945
Lousy enchanted septic tank.

136
00:09:22,073 --> 00:09:26,285
Oh, head of Pendergast,
your water level is getting low.

137
00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:28,955
Let me top you off.

138
00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,835
Huh. What?

139
00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:37,296
I'm alive? Sorcerio, what's going on here?

140
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Oh, Mother was right.
I really don't have the magic in me.

141
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{n8}And you never will.

142
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Oh!

143
00:10:17,336 --> 00:10:21,340
We gotta tell Bean that magic
is leaking out all over everything.

144
00:10:21,424 --> 00:10:23,759
- She won't know what to do!
- Skiddly-boop.

145
00:10:26,596 --> 00:10:28,764
Hey! Get off of her, you crabs!

146
00:10:28,848 --> 00:10:29,974
I said scram!

147
00:10:33,227 --> 00:10:34,312
What are you looking at?

148
00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:42,361
So what if I like to stack seashells
in little mounds

149
00:10:42,445 --> 00:10:45,990
and drape my hair with seaweed
and moan inconsolably?

150
00:10:46,073 --> 00:10:47,742
You didn't hear me moaning, did you?

151
00:10:47,825 --> 00:10:50,786
Look, Bean, we know
you're still torn up about Mora.

152
00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:54,874
And who wouldn't be
after the best slinky, sultry, steamy...

153
00:10:54,957 --> 00:10:57,460
Ooh. I like where you're going with this.

154
00:10:57,543 --> 00:11:01,547
All right, I'm done. You sicko.
You're giving me the creeps.

155
00:11:01,631 --> 00:11:02,715
Okay.

156
00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,468
Look, Bean, ignore him.
Things are getting worse around here.

157
00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:06,969
So you gotta snap out of it.

158
00:11:07,053 --> 00:11:10,890
Bean, magic's seeping up and down
and out and all over the place.

159
00:11:10,973 --> 00:11:13,726
And given the current,
general leakiness of this kingdom,

160
00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:16,228
it won't be long
before everyone knows about it.

161
00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:19,607
What does it matter when I don't have her?
When I don't have love?

162
00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:22,610
All I have is this necklace,
and it's crawling with sand fleas.

163
00:11:22,693 --> 00:11:24,487
If magic falls into the wrong hands,

164
00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,739
who knows what unspeakable horrors
could happen?

165
00:11:26,822 --> 00:11:27,657
Let's speak of them.

166
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,826
If I got my greedy mitts on it,
I'd turn all rivers to blood,

167
00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:33,954
all rich people to pigs,
and I'd outlaw sitting down.

168
00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,665
And I'm just a minor evil guy.

169
00:11:35,748 --> 00:11:39,960
Imagine if a truly reprehensible person
like Dagmar or Mertz got a hold of it.

170
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,671
It wouldn't just be end-times,
we'd want it to be over.

171
00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:43,755
Fine with me.

172
00:11:43,798 --> 00:11:44,673
Yeesh!

173
00:11:44,757 --> 00:11:48,552
I never thought this kingdom would fall
over mopey-ness, but here we are.

174
00:11:48,636 --> 00:11:50,429
We better check on the magic ourselves.

175
00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:56,018
Hang tight, my bereaved, big buddy.
We'll be right back. Whoop!

176
00:11:57,228 --> 00:11:59,146
Wait. Where are the ogres?

177
00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,565
We paid them a lot
of sweet potatoes to guard this.

178
00:12:01,649 --> 00:12:04,777
Yeah. It's not like my mom
to be unreliable.

179
00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,862
Based on the four days
I've spent with her.

180
00:12:14,745 --> 00:12:18,416
Unhand that enchanted water,
you beautiful monster.

181
00:12:18,499 --> 00:12:21,293
Or face the wrath
of the three feisty friends.

182
00:12:21,377 --> 00:12:22,795
Go ahead, Elfo.

183
00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:25,172
It'll be like being attacked
by a diaper baby.

184
00:12:25,256 --> 00:12:26,382
How dare you?

185
00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:30,177
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to belittle you
when you already be little.

186
00:12:30,261 --> 00:12:31,804
Ugh!

187
00:12:31,887 --> 00:12:34,014
Wordplay. She has to be stopped.

188
00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:51,449
Ow.

189
00:12:58,956 --> 00:13:00,541
- Sorry!
- Yipes!

190
00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:03,294
Whoa!

191
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:07,214
Hey, Dagmar. Over here.

192
00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:09,049
Missed me.

193
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,135
- Why, you little...
- Ow!

194
00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:20,811
Ow!

195
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:45,753
You're gonna need a bigger mop.

196
00:13:51,884 --> 00:13:55,137
That's it. I'm going to tell Dagmar
exactly what's on my mind.

197
00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:59,225
She is not the boss of me.
I am Satan J. Satan, Jr.

198
00:13:59,308 --> 00:14:02,478
I've battled God,
God's brother, the Lutherans,

199
00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:05,397
and thousands of years
of unauthorized use of my image

200
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:08,234
on cheap Halloween masks,
bikers' butt tattoos,

201
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:10,861
and cans of overly salted, deviled ham.

202
00:14:10,945 --> 00:14:13,531
I've got to just rip the Band-Aid off.

203
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:15,241
I invented that too, by the way.

204
00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:18,911
Are you sure, like, uh,
this is a good time?

205
00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:20,955
I'm just going to be reasonable.

206
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,670
Mop Girl, how much wizard training
did you say you had?

207
00:14:27,753 --> 00:14:30,506
Two weeks.
But it was more of a bartending school.

208
00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:36,595
Luci, burp mode.

209
00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:59,577
- I'm overheating!
- Fire in the hole!

210
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:09,211
No! Luci!

211
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:13,841
Mop Girl! No!

212
00:15:13,924 --> 00:15:16,468
How dare you do that to my girlfriend?

213
00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:20,681
That's right. I said it.
Mop Girl is my girlfriend.

214
00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:23,767
You are my girlfriend, right? Mop Girl?

215
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:32,067
Not one ounce of pleasure
from the boot.

216
00:15:32,151 --> 00:15:35,779
I won't even need magic
to dispense with you. Pathetic.

217
00:15:35,863 --> 00:15:40,993
Hey! You! Yeah, I'm talking to you, lady.
Only I can call my friend pathetic.

218
00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:42,076
And you know what?

219
00:15:42,119 --> 00:15:44,997
You, madam,
take the fun out of being evil.

220
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,790
And for that, you shall pay!

221
00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:49,668
All right, you flying rat.

222
00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:52,421
Nice try, Luci. But now it's time to die.

223
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,759
Dagmar, what are you doing
with dear, little Luci?

224
00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:59,261
Disposing of this nuisance
once and for all.

225
00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:02,514
Hey, Satan, you wanna call off
your worse half over here?

226
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:07,770
My ankles. Oh, my knees!
There go my grapes!

227
00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:10,981
Right in the tuchus!
Those are my dying words?

228
00:16:15,819 --> 00:16:18,447
Luci! No!

229
00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:23,953
See you in Hell, son. See you in Hell.

230
00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:27,915
Now listen here, dear.

231
00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:30,167
I have seen every horror and sin

232
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,128
the foul underbelly
of creation can conjure.

233
00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:36,590
War, famine, dating apps, gummy bears.

234
00:16:36,674 --> 00:16:40,386
But they all pale
next to the blackness that is your soul.

235
00:16:40,469 --> 00:16:44,056
Tell me, Dagmar, what happens
when you get everything you want,

236
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:46,850
but you're left with no one by your side?

237
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:50,688
Would you enjoy an eternity
of being alone?

238
00:16:50,771 --> 00:16:54,692
You think you're the master villain,
but you're nothing but a blunt instrument.

239
00:16:54,775 --> 00:16:56,819
Any further contact, talk to my lawyer.

240
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:59,780
He's also based in Hell. Good day to you.

241
00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:05,077
I never signed the prenup,
you hopeless burnout!

242
00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:08,455
Thanks again, Elfo.
Couldn't have done this without you.

243
00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:09,581
You know what?

244
00:17:09,665 --> 00:17:13,293
Your thank yous never make me wanna say,
"You're welcome." So there!

245
00:17:16,255 --> 00:17:18,215
Mop Girl.

246
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,925
Is Luci okay?

247
00:17:20,009 --> 00:17:21,760
Well, his tail is.

248
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:22,928
Get me outta here.

249
00:17:26,515 --> 00:17:28,767
Love. What a waste of time.

250
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:31,103
I haven't felt love
since the day I was born,

251
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:32,646
and look how much I get done.

252
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,364
Elfo! What happened?

253
00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,700
Dagmar just kicked our asses.

254
00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:47,786
Without you right now,
Dreamland is not gonna make it.

255
00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:53,459
Bean. You're the only one
who can stop your mom.

256
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,545
Besides, possibly, a giant boulder.

257
00:17:56,628 --> 00:17:58,797
Whoa! Mop Girl, you got elf ears?

258
00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:01,383
I missed some important developments.

259
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:02,801
Hey, where's Luci?

260
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,219
Luci's dead, Bean.

261
00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:05,179
What? No way!

262
00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:07,097
And this time, he ain't coming back.

263
00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:09,683
Your mom flicked him
right in the old lava pit.

264
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:10,976
Good night, sweet demon.

265
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:13,687
Except for the screaming,
you melted with dignity.

266
00:18:15,647 --> 00:18:19,860
Heaven again? This isn't fair!
I wanna go home.

267
00:18:19,943 --> 00:18:22,404
Luci, you know the rules.

268
00:18:22,488 --> 00:18:25,032
Your body was totally melted
in the lava pit.

269
00:18:25,115 --> 00:18:29,286
So this time,
you're here forever, and ever, and ever.

270
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,872
Stop saying,
"And ever."

271
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:35,292
And ever,
and ever, and ever.

272
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:39,421
My mother's not just evil,
she's a real asswipe.

273
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:43,592
Bean, there's just one person
with powers equal to hers now.

274
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:45,552
We're all betting on you, Bean.

275
00:18:45,636 --> 00:18:47,554
May I borrow some money to bet on you?

276
00:18:47,638 --> 00:18:51,350
Bean, I've learned
that some things in life are unavoidable.

277
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:56,730
That's the part that seems like destiny.
But how you face them? That's up to you.

278
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:59,942
I know it seems crazy,
but for once, Elfo is right.

279
00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,276
Oh. Thank you.

280
00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:04,196
Wow. Mop Girl and Elfo.

281
00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:06,240
Another thing I hadn't noticed.

282
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,366
Are you two in love?

283
00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:13,789
You know what? Don't waste time
waiting to say "I love you."

284
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:15,999
Don't waste time worrying
if it's right or not.

285
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:18,585
Throw yourselves at each other,
and see if it sticks.

286
00:19:18,669 --> 00:19:21,088
The worst that could happen
is some messy lovin'.

287
00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:24,341
And the best? I can't even describe it.

288
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,093
Seeing you two,

289
00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:30,013
there's something welling up inside me
that wasn't there before.

290
00:19:30,097 --> 00:19:33,433
Not before Mora.
'Cause it's her, you know?

291
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:36,436
Wait. Are you pregnant with a merbaby?

292
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,107
No, stupid. I'm... Doesn't...
Don't mean it like that.

293
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:43,735
I don't think it works like that, right?
It doesn't matter.

294
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:45,946
Because what I'm realizing right now

295
00:19:46,029 --> 00:19:49,992
is that once you got real love,
it doesn't leave you.

296
00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:52,619
Ever. It's always with you.

297
00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:55,122
Now, what were we talking about?

298
00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:57,457
Um, Dagmar stealing magic.

299
00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,918
What the actual hell? Really?

300
00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,254
I'm... That's what... What are you...

301
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:05,132
What are you standing there
smiling like that for?

302
00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:06,383
Why didn't you tell me?

303
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:10,721
'Cause you're in love. I understand.
I understand all too much. Let's go.

304
00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:12,514
You really miss Mora, don't you?

305
00:20:12,598 --> 00:20:13,682
What do you think?

306
00:20:18,604 --> 00:20:20,606
It's all a big game for you, ain't it?

307
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:25,903
You invented time and space and pain
and suffering just to mess with our heads.

308
00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:27,571
Oh, Jerry.

309
00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:31,533
What would you say if I told you
the worst is yet to come?

310
00:20:31,617 --> 00:20:32,784
All right. That did it.

311
00:20:33,911 --> 00:20:35,245
Ooh. What you got there?

312
00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:36,663
It's my lucky brick.

313
00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:39,541
Yeah, Jerry! Do it!
Do it, do it, do it, do it!

314
00:20:42,836 --> 00:20:47,090
- Oh, no.
- You should not have done that...

315
00:20:58,602 --> 00:20:59,937
Oh!

316
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,939
- Well, now you did it.
- What did I do?

317
00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:03,440
You murdered God, dumb-dumb.

318
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,150
Could I beg for His forgiveness?

319
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:08,779
Sure you could.
Except you killed Him a minute ago.

320
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,447
Then what should I do?

321
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,866
You could holler something futile
into the cold, dark,

322
00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:15,535
meaningless, uncaring,
and now Godless universe.

323
00:21:19,289 --> 00:21:21,291
Oopsie-daisy!

324
00:21:23,335 --> 00:21:26,922
Oh, no.

325
00:21:30,842 --> 00:21:34,388
What's going on? It's 3:00 p.m.
What is this, the Dark Ages?

326
00:21:37,057 --> 00:21:41,061
So. We're over stabbing our girlfriend
already, are we?

327
00:21:41,144 --> 00:21:43,689
Oh, no, you're not gonna
get to me this time.

328
00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:45,899
But, wow, are you a bad mom.

329
00:21:45,983 --> 00:21:47,317
Hiya, sis.

330
00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:48,902
What's Freckles doing here?

331
00:21:48,986 --> 00:21:52,572
I ain't a creepy puppet no more.
I'm a creepy boy.

332
00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:54,157
You've got hinges.

333
00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:56,743
I need someone to oversee Dreamland.

334
00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:58,495
So, you got a stupid, little king.

335
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:03,083
Hey! I got a real brain now too.
Instead of just old newspapers.

336
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:06,503
You're still a puppet, you nut.
What's that sticking out of your ear?

337
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:07,921
What? Huh?

338
00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:11,341
Oh, no, it's an editorial
about today's troubled teens.

339
00:22:11,425 --> 00:22:14,303
Shame, really. It could have been
you and me up here.

340
00:22:14,386 --> 00:22:17,681
Sharing the greatest power
two witches ever had.

341
00:22:17,764 --> 00:22:20,225
You never shared anything in your life.

342
00:22:20,309 --> 00:22:21,685
Wait, I'm a witch?

343
00:22:21,768 --> 00:22:23,520
A very disappointing one.

344
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:24,813
And I'm the backup.

345
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:28,817
Uh, speaking of which,
hey, Bean, back up a little, would you?

346
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:32,362
- Whoa!
- Nice try, Freckles,

347
00:22:32,446 --> 00:22:34,281
but you shouldn't
have to kill your sister.

348
00:22:34,364 --> 00:22:36,033
I'm her mother. Let me do it.

349
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:37,534
You're insane.

350
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,745
Am I?

351
00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:49,004
You won't win, Bean.
We're equal, you and me.

352
00:22:49,087 --> 00:22:50,881
But I have more experience.

353
00:22:50,964 --> 00:22:52,549
Do you? 'Cause think about it.

354
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,885
- You're only a few years older than me.
- What?

355
00:22:54,968 --> 00:22:58,096
You were stonified when I was four.
Do the stience math.

356
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:00,307
Wow. Mind blown.

357
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:02,851
And I'd also say,
I have way more experience

358
00:23:02,934 --> 00:23:04,519
in something you'll never have.

359
00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:06,480
Oh, yes? What's that?

360
00:23:06,563 --> 00:23:07,981
Whoa!

361
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,073
Love.

362
00:23:17,407 --> 00:23:20,660
I have loved, and been loved by Mora,

363
00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:24,247
my friends, my dad and by Oona,
beautiful Oona,

364
00:23:24,331 --> 00:23:27,709
and 40% of my subjects,
according to the latest poll.

365
00:23:28,251 --> 00:23:31,713
You've never been loved
by anyone but yourself.

366
00:23:31,797 --> 00:23:35,675
So by that very argument,
you narcissistic maniac,

367
00:23:35,759 --> 00:23:36,885
I'm stronger.

368
00:23:36,968 --> 00:23:40,097
I may have come
from that finely-toned belly of yours,

369
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,432
but I owe you nothing.

370
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:50,107
Okay, bye.

371
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,067
Dad!

372
00:23:54,444 --> 00:23:56,154
Hey.

373
00:23:56,238 --> 00:23:58,240
Oh, come on, Beanie. You can do it.

374
00:24:01,243 --> 00:24:02,994
Why ain't these workin'?

375
00:24:05,872 --> 00:24:10,585
Ow! My nose broom's on fire.
Come here, you.

376
00:24:10,669 --> 00:24:13,505
Ow!

377
00:24:14,256 --> 00:24:16,299
Beanie, scram!

378
00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:31,773
Ow!

379
00:24:41,366 --> 00:24:42,367
Uh-oh.

380
00:25:05,515 --> 00:25:08,435
In your anger, you seem to keep forgetting
one thing, darling.

381
00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:11,062
Mora is dead, dead, dead.

382
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,616
See, Mom? That's the power of love.

383
00:25:22,699 --> 00:25:28,288
It's not just the moment love happens.
Love's the memories long after it's gone.

384
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,543
And the feelings are still there.

385
00:25:33,627 --> 00:25:36,963
Not just in my head,
but in my heart, my whole body.

386
00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:40,550
Everywhere Mora loved me,
and that powers me, man.

387
00:25:43,261 --> 00:25:47,557
Boom! Love conquers everything!
And anger helps.

388
00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:11,581
Ah.