CHUCK: Sometimes things work out.
Sometimes they don't.
Sometimes, no matter how well you plan your foundation,
the roof falls in. Kaboom!
Nothing left but the rafters.
Take my best friend, Gary,
a man born to have kids.
Instead, he's got a newspaper
that tells tomorrow's news, and one about-to-be...
Are we ready?
...ex-wife.
Guess so. Guess so.
Which goes to show, when it comes to the future,
it's not what you know that counts,
it's what you do when you get there.
(theme music playing)
Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP
♪ ♪
To single life... again.
Welcome back, buddy.
We missed you.
Thanks a lot.
Gary, look.
It's gonna take some time,
but believe me, you're better off without her.
You really think that, don't you?
You gotta get into the spirit of things.
Look around you.
Look, look at all these chicks.
Look at her. Gare...
you are a free man.
Think about it. The thrill of the hunt, all the action.
Yeah, the cold pizza for breakfast.
Exactly.
You know what she said to me?
Who?
Marcia.
We're at the lawyer's office.
She turns around to me and you know what she says?
She wants you back?
I give up.
She says to me...
No hard feelings. Huh?
How's that?
It's been fun.
Call me sometime.
Man, that's rotten.
Thank you.
No. The Cubs.
They're losing again.
What else is new?
Hey, Cheech, give me another Crownie.
I gotta go. Wait a minute.
What do you mean you're going? Would you sit down?
Get him a drink, too. Will you relax, please?
I can't. I gotta go.
Where?
The 7-Eleven over on Dunsmuir.
Oh, buddy. That's bad.
I know you're hurting,
but hanging around convenience stores.
Stick around.
As your friend, I refuse to let you go.
WOMAN: Chuckie?
Actually, I could use a Slurpee.
Chuckie? Amy Handelman.
Who? Chuck!
There's a seat over here.
Who is what?
A doctor.
Really? Chuck!
CHUCK: Don't look over there.
Chuckie!
Wait a second, Chuckie.
She seems to like you. Maybe we...
Chuck! Chuck Fishman.
Look, it was two years ago, Steamboat Springs, a junket.
I was desperate. She's been stalking me ever since.
Okay.
Chuck?
I'll call you.
I'm in the book.
Can't wait.
Gary! Come on. Now move.
Go. Now!
GARY: So that's what I have to look forward to.
You call that the thrill of the hunt?
Hey, sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
Oh, that's a motto to live by.
But not you. You're gonna make out like gangbusters.
You're a good- looking kid.
You know, you're one of those "aw, shucks" kinda guys
that girls really go for.
You got nothing to worry about.
Of course, you live in a dump,
but you get tomorrow's newspaper, which, I may add,
is one hell of an ice-breaker.
Uh-huh.
Hey, you gotta use what you got, buddy.
I mean, it's a jungle out there.
Dating game Darwinism--
only the strong survive.
You're gonna do good at this, trust me.
I was good at being married.
Which explains why you're here with me tonight.
Sorry.
Forget about her.
What have you got to lose?
What do you mean, what have I got to lose?
A family, a home, kids.
You know I want kids.
Why?
What do you mean why?
CHUCK: They're nothing but trouble.
You gotta change their diapers
and all that snot and... Stay here.
...drool, it's disgusting.
Okay. We're gonna do this thing, right?
Jimmy. Roy. I know what you're planning on doing. Don't do it.
The guy behind the counter in there
has got a sawed-off shotgun.
He's got medals for marksmanship.
Now, listen, here's 50 bucks.
That's all you're gonna get anyway. All right?
You know what? You got a chance for a scholarship.
You got a girlfriend at home who loves you.
What do you want to throw all that away for, huh?
Ahh...
(engine rattling)
And while you're at it, do something about your muffler!
Let's go.
Where were we?
Movies.
Look, all right, as long as we're
on this side of town, nothing's lost.
We could catch the Jackie Chan festival at the Arts.
It starts at 8:15. Perfect.
Excuse me.
Is this gonna take long?
I hate missing the coming attractions.
Hi, Molly.
You going somewhere?
Who are you?
You're running away from home, aren't you?
Well, my parents hate me, and... I hate them.
No, I don't think so.
Look, your mom, she's sorry she yelled at you.
And your dad, he's very proud of your math scores.
But they forgot my birthday.
No.
Look in the back of the garage,
there's a brand new blue ten-speed.
Why don't you go back inside?
It's past your bedtime.
Go.
Go on.
All right. What were you saying?
8:20. We blew it.
Eh.
Okay, Plan B. We're downtown.
The Bruin View.
They're showing Jaws I through IV.
Perfect. We're in time for Jaws III.
That's in 3-D.
Hey, Gare, did you hear me?
I said that's in 3-D.
(baby shrieking)
Come on.
The line, lady.
Here.
You're a nickel short.
MAN: Hey, what's the holdup?
She has food stamps, and now she's a nickel short.
I don't seem to have it.
All right. What do you want me to put back?
I...
How about the milk?
No. I need that.
The bologna, then?
No.
(child screams)
Look, couldn't I just owe you the money?
I live just down the street.
I come here all the time.
What about the bread?
WOMAN: Come on.
That belonged to my grandfather.
He told me it would bring me luck.
Yeah? Well, it hasn't worked so far.
Uh! Hold it.
She'll pay with this.
You, you...
Thank you. I-I can pay you back.
I know you can.
This is a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.
He was gonna sell it for just over a million dollars tomorrow.
Take it to a rare-coin dealer tomorrow.
It seems like you should keep it in the family.
All right. All right. Are you done?
We can still make it.
We got five minutes. Hey!
Gare!
One more stop.
You're impossible.
You can't let this gig be all-consuming.
I mean, even Batman had a social life.
You remember all those parties at Wayne Manor?
Hey, you're forgetting
about the little people, your friends.
What about, what about my needs, Gar?
This will just take a minute.
Uh, Senator.
Uh... not tonight.
You see the guy over there with the Bulls' hat?
He'd love to get a picture of you and the young lady.
And he's not a Bull.
And, uh, don't forget, it's an election year, huh?
Let's get the hell out of here.
What were you saying?
Never mind.
MARISSA: What were we saying?
Oh, yeah... kids.
(cat meows)
Yeah, kids. How can she not want kids?
Uh, wild guess-- because she doesn't.
Well, she did when we met.
She said that?
No, not in so many words, but a guy just figures that.
Then she gets the job at the law firm. No, no.
Well, you know, Gary, people change.
I mean, look at you.
Oh, yeah, a lot of people have families.
Instead, I get a cat.
(loud meow)
Heroes never have it easy.
Well...
the only reason anyone ever called me a hero
is because I get this paper.
Here.
Maybe you get that paper because you're a hero.
GARY (muttering): What are you talking about?
"Hero."
Can't even save my own marriage.
Zeke.
What?
That's what I was gonna name him.
Who?
My son.
The first one anyway.
Ah. Well, what if it was a girl?
Zeke.
Oh.
Well, that makes it easy.
He was gonna play hockey, you know.
Zeke? Yeah.
The boy or the girl?
Doesn't matter.
Oh. Just asking.
Go camping and sleep under the stars.
Hang out at the circus.
You know I like the circus?
Do you want to talk about this or not?
I mean, 'cause if you do, there's plenty of time
if you still want to have a kid.
People have them every day.
Oh, you're telling me.
What?
Oh, Marissa,
you're not gonna believe this.
What?
You're not gonna believe this.
Okay. Here's the deal.
I had this dream last night.
Ralston Purina up six points.
What do you say?
You're dreaming stocks?
I'm dreaming condos in Aspen, a house in Lake Geneva.
Check it out in the paper. See what it says.
It was worth a try.
What?
There is a story here that might interest you.
Really?
Why am I suddenly suspicious?
No, no, no, no. It's good. It's good.
Oh, yeah?
Well, where is it?
Sports? Financial?
Here you go, buddy.
Page seven.
Seven! My lucky number.
Guys, this is great.
I promise I'll give you sev...
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
"The stork came to Chicago
"on the downtown "L" yesterday afternoon
"in the unlikely person of Chuck Fishman, local stockbroker.
"Battling time and rush-hour conditions,
"Fishman came to the rescue of housewife Anne Kellogg
when she unexpectedly went into labor."
I'm not doing it.
"Mother and daughter were reported in excellent condition
at Cook County Hospital."
Thataway, Dr. Kildare.
I'm not doing it.
What's wrong, Chuck? You're going to be a hero.
Oh, groovy. Swell. But guess what.
Chuck ain't doing it.
Why? The paper says it turns out fine.
What is this, some kind of joke?
What is today? April Fools'?
No.
Nixon's birthday?
Oh, I know. This is to get back at me
for that time I short-sheeted your bed in college.
Is that it?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, I know. It's when I put
that warm water on your wrist,
and you peed your pants.
I don't think you have a choice.
Sure, I do, and here it is.
No. There, selection made.
And you're in the men's room, young lady.
Call me crazy, but that man has a problem
with the miracle of childbirth.
Hey, Chuck, don't you think
you're overreacting here a little bit?
Yeah? How's that?
How's that? It says in the paper
the mother and the baby are going to be fine.
Oh, sure. Them.
Well, so, what's the problem?
What's the problem?
I'll tell you the problem.
The problem is... fluids.
Fluids?
Yeah. You know, like... blood and stuff.
Stuff?
Yeah. Like childbirth stuff.
Look.
I've never told this to anyone before,
but, in the seventh grade, in biology class, you know,
when you have to dissect the frog?
Well, I opened mine up, and there was this... stuff in it.
Really?
Weird stuff.
Chuck, delivering a baby
is not the same as dissecting a frog.
Close enough.
Hey, I'll tell you what.
Maybe it's a different Chuck Fishman.
Just happens to look exactly like me.
I don't think so.
Well, this is why I tell you never to show me that paper.
Now you know how I feel.
Yeah? Except, unlike you, I'm not putting up with it.
Kellogg. Kellogg. Anne Kellogg.
I'm out of here.
CHUCK: There she is.
I knew I'd find her.
Come on. Come on.
You know, this is probably futile.
What are you talking about?
We're being good neighbors.
If you were going to pop out a baby
on the grimy floor of a public conveyance,
you'd want a little advance notice as well.
Your concern is touching.
God! What an appetite.
Look at her go!
Okay. Wish me luck.
Just out of curiosity, what are you going to tell her?
I don't know, but I'll think of something.
I'm quick on my feet.
(buzzing)
GARY: It's her-- the girl from the bar.
Gare.
I'll be right back. Gare.
Yes? Hi.
Uh... I'm, uh... Chuck Brakowski.
You don't know me. Board of Health.
(horn honking)
(siren wailing)
Not now, please.
Hey, lady, stop!
(siren wailing) Don't cross! Don't cross!
You can't cross!
I will so, young man.
Please, lady.
Rotten scum!
Ow!
Get a life!
GARY: That's not fair!
Next time, keep your opinions to yourself, creep!
Get pregnant, the whole world thinks they're your obstetrician.
Success! She's taking a cab.
It worked. Okay, now, check the paper.
See what it says.
What?
Congratulations. Twins.
So, you handing out cigars?
Very funny.
"The stork came early to a downtown elevator yesterday afternoon
in the person of stockbroker Chuck Fishman..."
All right, that's enough.
"...who came to the aid of an expectant mother
and delivered twins."
So where would this elevator be?
Doesn't say. Somewhere in Chicago.
Who's the lucky mom?
"Name withheld by request." "Name withheld by request."
It's not fair.
I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You're asking us that question?
I can't believe you didn't...
Oh, great.
Hey, guys, I gotta go.
Yeah. Thanks for all your help, Gare.
You know, you're being really weird about this.
It's just basic biology. All right.
It's pretty simple.
First, the mother's water breaks.
Well, actually, it's not water.
It's amniotic fluid from inside the uterus.
Then the contraction begins.
She pushes, you help receive the baby,
you cut the umbilical cord
and wash off the placenta, and then you...
Stop it! This isn't biology.
This is Poltergeist.
You know, Chuck, you can't run from fate.
Sooner or later, it's going to catch up.
Maybe I can't run, but I can hide...
in my apartment, under my bed,
35 floors up. Barring a woman
rappelling down my chimney, I ought to be all right.
I'll see you later. I'm getting out of here. Good luck.
MAN: Bring it on its side so nobody trips over it!
(heavy pounding)
Another foot-and-a-half should do it.
Excuse me! You got a problem here.
You're telling me.
Wife packed salami again.
Keep telling her-- salad, greens.
No, no. I mean the hole.
What about it?
It's in the wrong place.
You gotta be kidding.
Hey, it's right there.
Hey, Mankowitz,
you didn't move it, did you?
What? The hole.
No.
See.
Look, I'm telling you, you got the wrong plans.
What?
They mislabeled the plans.
You're going to hit pipe. Say that again.
In about six minutes, you're going to hit water pipe.
You've got six minutes.
GARY: Not again.
Hey, buddy, something wrong?
Hey, I'll be right back.
Nut.
Keep drilling.
Okay.
Walk tall.
(horn honking, brakes screeching)
Okay. No problem, Officer.
Moving along.
Moving right along.
Gotta get out of here.
Excuse me.
Watch it, jerk!
Oh!
What's your problem?
(screaming)
That's it.
I need help.
Medical services.
A doctor, a doctor, a doctor, a doctor.
Amy Handelman, MD.
Oh, what the hell?
Okay. Don't panic. Stay calm.
You can do this. No problem.
Where is she? Who?
That... that woman you were just talking to.
She went out the back.
Excuse me.
Do you know who she is? Who?
The woman we were just talking about.
Sir, I really can't give out that kind of information.
No. I mean, does she live around here? Look, I really don't...
Does she come in here often? Is she married? Do you...?
Sir, don't you have anything better to do?
No. I don't have anything better to...
Oh, God!
(jackhammer pounding)
Hey! Yeah?
I think there's something down here.
Stop! What are you doing?
Huh? What are you doing?
I told you to stop!
(over intercom): Dr. Handelman, there's a Dr. Schwitzer here to see you.
Hi.
Chuck!
Have you ever delivered a baby?
Sure.
On a train or in an elevator
with things flying around
and wind blowing?
No. But I guess that I could.
Good.
Do you mind if I, uh...
stay here for a while?
(bell dings)
Oh, good morning!
What's so good about it?
Did it rain or something?
Nope. Oh, by they way, uh, you have a visitor.
Where?
In your room.
I let her in.
She said she was your wife.
Surprise.
Yeah.
(cat meows)
(cat meows loudly)
You got to be joking, right? Nope.
She came to your hotel room? Why?
I'm not sure exactly.
Well, what did she say?
She said she wanted to talk, she said... I've been thinking.
About...?
About us.
Us? You've been thinking about us,
as in "yesterday at the lawyer's office" us?
I don't know, you seem different,
more involved.
Look, Marcia, I think...
Is there someone new in your life?
MARISSA: And you said?
I think you should go.
Look...
I know this sounds crazy, but...
if you want, we could have dinner,
you know, sometime.
Well, you know, I-I...
How about tonight?
Huh?
And you said?
I told her I'd think about it.
Oh, brother!
Well, what am I supposed to do? She's my wife.
My ex-wife.
For the moment, anyway.
(exhales): I'm telling you, this thing's driving me crazy.
I mean, I got... I got the paper, I got Marcia...
And now I keep see... I...
I just keep getting distracted.
I'm...
(shuddering groan)
How's Chuck?
Last I saw him, fine.
Yeah, this ought to be safe.
(door opens)
Hi. (giggles)
Oh, dear.
Oh, no.
So, how'd it go downtown?
What?
The water main break, did you stop it?
Not exactly.
Oh, distracted again, huh?
Well, let's just say that, uh,
I'm lucky it wasn't something more serious.
Oh, boy.
This wasn't here before.
(grunts): Uh, Amy, listen, listen... Anything, Chuck.
Do you really think this is a good idea?
I mean, here in your office? I canceled my appointments.
What about your secretary? I sent her home.
Oh, no. Well, what if something happens...
Do you remember that night, Chuck? Yeah, yeah.
But what if there's an emergency? The orchids in the drinks?
I mean, don't you have to be here?
I mean, what if you're not ready
and they walk in... Oh.
I'm ready No. That's not what I mean.
I mean... Listen...
You were amazing. Amy, listen,
Amy, I... I was?
Mm-hmm.
Listen, I'm going to deliver a baby.
(breathless laugh): Fine with me.
Chuck? See you later.
Oh, Chucky?
Chucky!
Hey!
Him again.
Turn that thing off.
What thing? The pump.
What?
He wants you to turn the thing off.
What thing? The pump.
Why? Why?
'Cause you're gonna black out half the city.
Oh.
Can't do it.
Why?
Orders.
(panting)
Nice to see you, sir.
Home.
Thank you, Johnson.
No.
No, I can't take the elevator.
No.
(elevator bell rings) This can't be.
WOMAN: Sorry. About five minutes.
Excuse me.
Hold it.
MAN: Move back.
Yeah.
Um, could you press 35, please.
Thank you.
How you doing?
Oh, lot of laundry.
Laundry day, huh?
Listen, for the last time, I'm telling you this is serious.
So, what are you?
Some kind of electrician or something?
Wait a minute. I got it.
A whatchamacallit.
Clairvoyant, right?
Like on TV?
Or, uh, that guy, uh, uh, Jean Dixon?
No, no.
I'm Superman.
The difference being Superman had a life,
a job and a girl.
Me, I get this.
Turn it off, Mankowitz.
Hey, buddy, we turned it off.
Thank you.
It's her.
Who?
This girl by the fountain...
...at 5:12 tonight.
(elevator bell rings)
15. Anyone getting off?
Yeah, excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Popular floor.
(sighs)
(humming)
(burps)
Excuse me.
What are you looking at?
Um, nothing.
So, when are you due?
Excuse me?
You look like you're ready to go any second.
I tell you what,
why don't I give you the date that I conceived,
and you and I can do the math together.
Unbelievable.
MAN: Back to the truck.
Hey!
How come this pump stopped running?
Uh, I...
I told them to turn it off.
Oh, you did, did you?
On whose authority?
Superman's.
I wouldn't...
FOREMAN: Look out!
(tires screeching)
Oh! Oh!
Oh, just great.
(distant siren wailing)
POLICE DISPATCHER: Proceed to 140 Michigan Avenue.
Elevator between floors.
Two people on it.
What did you do? Me?
Nothing.
It's still just the two of us, right?
Oh, okay.
Now, let's get this baby moving again.
Oh, no, no.
Not your baby.
This baby, the elevator.
Now,
I'm probably pretty good at this, uh...
It's stuck. Yeah.
Well, no problem.
I mean, these kinds of things happen all the time.
You okay? I'm fine.
I mean, okay, here we are.
We're trapped in the elevator.
There's no reason for anyone to panic.
(burps) It's got... wha-what was that?
What? I burped. That noise.
Oh, well, that's okay.
I mean, uh, I just thought...
You're still okay?
I... I mean, nothing's, like, uh, leaking?
Would you do me a favor? Sure.
Would you sit down and shut up.
You're a strange man, and you're making me nervous.
Okay.
Everyone, be patient.
The rescue squad's tied up with the hand cart.
Keep those people back. Excuse me, Officer.
I have a friend that lives in this building.
Is there something wrong? Elevator's stuck.
28th floor. Um, are there people on it?
You bet. Do you know who they are?
Not by name, but I can tell you this--
one of them's pregnant, one of them's scared.
(distant car horns honking)
What's going on?
MIKE: Not much. Tell you that.
Where is everybody?
That's the funny thing about bars.
No food, no TV, no lights,
people tend not to hang around.
Well, how bad is it?
Half the city's blacked out.
Rumor is some jackass downtown
put the plug in the wrong socket.
That's not true.
What?
Nothing.
You got something to drink?
Your choice, water or melted ice.
Did you ever have a bad day, Mike?
What do you call this?
No, I mean one of those bad days,
a really bad day where everything goes wrong.
You mean like the day I got married?
First of all, it rained, buckets.
Then the hors d'oeuvres turned brown.
Then the mother-in-law breaks her tooth on the wedding cake.
I should have known right then.
Yeah.
Maybe it'd all be worth it
if there was someone to come home to, huh?
Someone who cares about you.
What?
Fountain?
(phone rings)
McGinty's.
Yeah, he's right here.
Okay.
I'll tell him.
Marissa. She says to come quick.
Your pal Fishman's in trouble.
Something about cutting open a frog?
Hello? Hello, anyone there? (clicking phone)
I'll give you a buck to answer.
Okay, make it 50.
MAN (on phone): This is the building super.
It's the building super.
I'm sure I'm thrilled.
Hello!
We're working on getting you down.
Good! When?
Well, we don't know.
Maybe an hour.
An hour?
Hang on.
When did you say you were due?
A month.
An hour's too long.
Can't you just pry the doors open?
No good. You're stuck between floors.
That's okay. We'll take that chance.
Forget it. Bad idea.
(soft groan)
Hang on.
That was a burp again, wasn't it?
(groaning)
Burp. I heard burp.
I'm going to have the baby.
Uh, Houston, we have a problem.
Marissa.
Hey, I'm glad you're here.
It's happening. In the elevator, huh?
In the elevator. And there's no power.
WOMAN: You don't know anything else, do you?
MAN: No, I haven't heard anything.
What are you doing now?
One, two, three. (inhales)
I'm having contractions.
I hope you're proud of yourself. One, two...
Oh, my God.
Try counting backwards.
Maybe it'll reverse the process.
You're really a train wreck. You know that?
One, two, three... It's not my fault.
I didn't want to open up that dumb frog!
GARY (on phone): Chuck, you there?
Gare, is that you?
Gare, you gotta help me.
Someone's in a lot of trouble.
All right. Now, listen, what's her name?
Not her-- me.
One, two, three.
Come here.
GARY: Chuck?
Come... here.
Chuck? Hang on.
One, two, three.
One, two... Closer!
(wincing)
One, two, three... (inhales)
Bottom line, if you make this any more difficult,
when this is over,
I will hunt... you... down!
Is that clear? (sharp inhale)
One, two, three. It's getting serious, pal.
All right, now, listen, keep your head; you can do this.
No, I can't. Yes, you can.
No, I can't.
Yes, you can. You've got to.
Listen, you're the only one there is.
It's you. You're it.
You're the guy in the elevator.
Sometimes that's all the hero is, Chuck.
It's the guy who's there. All right?
Chuck?
WOMAN: One, two, three. (inhales)
Chuck? One, two, three. (inhales)
Chuck?
One, two, three. (inhales)
What is that? One, two, three.
(inhales) One, two, three.
(inhales) It's not brake fluid.
(inhales) One, two, three.
(inhales) One, two, three. Oh.
Chuck? (thudding over phone)
Chuck? One, two. (inhales)
One, two. (inhales)
Chuck?
One, two. (inhales)
One, two. (inhales) One, two.
Chuck?
Got a Plan B?
(inhales) One, two.
(inhales) One, two. (doors squeak and rumble)
(inhales) One, two.
One, two. (inhales)
One, two. (inhales) Chuck?
One, two. (inhales)
Chuck, you all right?
One, two. (inhales) He's out cold.
(inhales) One, two.
(inhales) One, two. That's great.
(inhales) One, two.
(inhales) One, two. Oh, this is great.
(inhales) One, two... I'm Chuck Norris now.
(inhales) One, two.
Okay. (inhales) One, two.
(inhales) One, two... (grunts)
(inhales) One, two.
(groans) (huffing)
One, two. (inhales)
One, two. (inhales) One, two.
(loud, rapid, rhythmic breathing)
(grunts)
Hi.
(rapid breathing)
Give me a break.
(loud breathing)
How is he?
You wake him up, and I kill you both.
(exhales loudly)
Uh...
Is the elevator fixed yet?
No. The paramedics are on the way.
What are they gonna do, haul me out on a winch?
Look, maybe we can call your doctor.
Sailing in the Caribbean.
Well...
Well, maybe there's something else...
(screaming): Oh... look.
Mister, it's you
and me.
Are you gonna pass out, too, or are you gonna help?
'Cause I got to bring two kids into the world.
Are you with me or not?
Yeah.
Okay.
(siren blaring)
This is it! Let's hustle.
(indistinct shouting and chatter)
Paramedics coming through.
Okay, we're here.
Where's the mother?
PREGNANT WOMAN (screaming): Oh!
What? In there?
Oh! Oh!
Come on, you're doing fine.
Just keep pushing.
(groaning)
I can't.
Yes, you can.
You're doing fine. Just keep... Come on.
(groans) Come on.
(woman groaning over intercom)
(crowd chatter)
(groaning)
Come on, keep pushing.
You're doing great. Keep pushing.
(groaning)
GARY: You're doing fine. Keep pushing.
Come on.
Wait. I think I see something.
I think it's the head.
(woman groans)
(woman groans over intercom, crowd chatter)
GARY: Come on, keep pushing.
Gary?
Keep pushing. Come on. MARISSA: Gary?
Come on, I can see the head. Keep pushing now.
(loud grunting) Come on, keep pushing.
One more push, one more push.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. One more time.
There you go.
Here he comes.
(grunts) There we go.
(baby crying) There you go.
(laughing): There we go.
You had a baby boy.
You got a boy. You got...
You got yourself a baby boy here.
Hey, he's loud, isn't he?
You got to go to Mom, buddy.
Hey, congratulations.
(applause)
How you doing? How you doing?
Oh, he's beautiful.
(baby crying)
Hey.
What?
Oh, boy! What?
We're not done yet.
Oh! (baby crying)
Gary?
(baby crying over intercom)
GARY: We're having twins up here.
(applause)
Power's back on.
They're coming back down.
(baby crying over intercom)
Thanks.
(cooing)
Congratulations.
Just-Just one more thing.
(Chuck groaning)
GARY: Chuck? Chuck, wake up.
(groaning)
Come on, wake up.
Just one more thing.
Come on, buddy.
Okay, here we go.
Careful.
I don't want to start dropping them now.
Chuck, here they come, ready or not.
That a girl.
Let's go see Uncle Charles.
(overlapping crowd chatter, camera shutters clicking)
(overlapping crowd chatter)
CHUCK: To repeat, sometimes things work out.
Sometimes they don't.
Whether or not you've got a crystal ball,
life is a search for answers.
And everybody's looking,
all at the same time
in the same general place,
which is probably why
we keep tripping over each other.
Excuse me.
I'm supposed to meet someone here at 12 after 5:00.
She's, uh...
Well, in that case, you're early.
Well, the-the...
Oh, pay no attention to that.
Clock says 12 after 5:00 all day long.
It's been busted for a month.
Got to admit, it's confusing.
Somebody ought to fix it.
Marcia, listen, I can't make it for dinner tonight.
No, no, not tomorrow night, either.
Yeah.
CHUCK: It's a miracle, fellas.
I'm telling you,
there's nothing like it.
Being there at the outset,
holding life in these hands.
I bet one of them wins the Nobel Prize.
(chuckling)
So, who's buying, anyway?
CHUCK: So, here's to life.
The ups, the downs, twists, the turns.
The whole mixed up,
unpredictable mess of it.
Just remember to keep your spirits up
and your eyes wide open.
And remember, there's always tomorrow.
Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP