1
00:00:02,227 --> 00:00:04,927
We'll zip over to 8th
street for the dry cleaners,

2
00:00:04,962 --> 00:00:07,228
We'll swing over to 6th
for the shirts,

3
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Jump over to union square
for groceries,

4
00:00:09,529 --> 00:00:10,727
Then we'll, uh...

5
00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:11,826
scoot.

6
00:00:11,861 --> 00:00:13,692
Scoot. Thanks.

7
00:00:13,727 --> 00:00:15,527
We'll scoot to 14th
street for the shoe guy.

8
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Glad it's the weekend?

9
00:00:17,494 --> 00:00:19,761
Welcome to life
in the big city...

10
00:00:19,796 --> 00:00:22,093
work all week like a dog...

11
00:00:22,128 --> 00:00:24,359
[woof]
that's a figure of speech...

12
00:00:24,394 --> 00:00:27,577
so saturday you can carry
your pants for 30 blocks.

13
00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:30,761
We're not leaving until
we make a grocery list.

14
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Come on. We'll just go. We'll peruse.

15
00:00:33,362 --> 00:00:34,594
That's how we get
into trouble.

16
00:00:34,629 --> 00:00:36,028
What trouble?

17
00:00:36,063 --> 00:00:37,392
Hearts of palm?

18
00:00:37,427 --> 00:00:40,160
I just wanted to know
what that was.

19
00:00:40,195 --> 00:00:41,726
Write down milk.

20
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Milk. Got to have milk.

21
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Cookies.

22
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Goes right with
the milk.

23
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Chicken.

24
00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,659
Hey, how
about veal?

25
00:00:48,694 --> 00:00:50,325
Never, never,
never veal.

26
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Because it's so cruel
how they raise them.

27
00:00:52,362 --> 00:00:54,392
That's right.

28
00:00:54,427 --> 00:00:57,193
Chickens...what, do you think
they take them dancing first?

29
00:00:57,228 --> 00:00:59,059
Write down eggs.

30
00:00:59,094 --> 00:01:01,327
Which comes first,
chicken or eggs?

31
00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:02,659
You want to do this?

32
00:01:02,694 --> 00:01:04,427
I'm writing "eggs." [Telephone rings]

33
00:01:04,462 --> 00:01:06,525
Hello.

34
00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,876
Hi, sylvia.

35
00:01:08,911 --> 00:01:10,569
Really?

36
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Noonish.

37
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No.

38
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O.K., we'll be there.
Bye-Bye.

39
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Unless possibly yes.

40
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She's having a thing.

41
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A thing?

42
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A lunch.

43
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We have no time.

44
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We got scooting,
we got zipping,

45
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At some point, i have to call my editor.

46
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I have to listen
to salmon.

47
00:01:31,293 --> 00:01:32,525
I'm sorry?

48
00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,492
For that fish movie.

49
00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:37,394
Did you know salmon
actually sing to each other?

50
00:01:37,429 --> 00:01:38,944
What...what
do they sing?

51
00:01:38,979 --> 00:01:40,460
Ironically, show tunes.

52
00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,094
Well, she needs
a plate we borrowed.

53
00:01:45,129 --> 00:01:46,227
A plate?
A dish.

54
00:01:46,262 --> 00:01:47,492
A dish?

55
00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:49,392
Are you
90 years old?

56
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A farberware dish.
She needs it back.

57
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Oh, are you blind.

58
00:01:53,395 --> 00:01:55,026
What?

59
00:01:55,061 --> 00:01:57,661
My mother has, like,
6,000 farberware dishes.

60
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Farber calls her for dishes.

61
00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:02,245
This is...this is a trick.

62
00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,360
I want to see her.
So what?

63
00:02:04,395 --> 00:02:06,059
Excuse me?

64
00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:08,292
She's going to be our
children's grandmother.

65
00:02:08,327 --> 00:02:10,661
I'd like to try to cultivate
some sort of relationship.

66
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Can we cultivate
another day?

67
00:02:13,061 --> 00:02:15,293
We're in serious
errand-Running trouble.

68
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I'm down to a thong
and tube socks.

69
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I believe
that's my thong.

70
00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,192
Then i'm down to
a pair of tube socks.

71
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,861
You don't care about my
relationship with her?

72
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I very much care.

73
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But i also know the
reality of the situation.

74
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Nobody cultivates a
relationship with my mother.

75
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Either she cultivates you,

76
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Or you just don't
plant anything that year.

77
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I'm not
believing that.

78
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Oh, yeah,
'cause you know.

79
00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:41,961
Come on. We'll whiz
to 23rd street

80
00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,360
After hopping over to 6th.

81
00:02:43,395 --> 00:02:45,158
Murray, come on.

82
00:02:45,193 --> 00:02:47,061
[Woof] lobby full of poodles.

83
00:02:47,096 --> 00:02:48,794
Why do you lie to him?

84
00:02:48,829 --> 00:02:50,260
What?

85
00:02:56,894 --> 00:02:58,726
What do we like?

86
00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,859
"I can't believe
it's not butter"

87
00:03:00,894 --> 00:03:02,894
Or "you're a jackass if
you think it's margarine"?

88
00:03:02,929 --> 00:03:04,659
Not on the list.

89
00:03:04,694 --> 00:03:06,293
Such confidence
in that list.

90
00:03:06,328 --> 00:03:07,292
That's right.

91
00:03:07,327 --> 00:03:09,128
Me, i go on hunches.

92
00:03:09,163 --> 00:03:10,258
Forget it.

93
00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:12,258
It's 100 cones.

94
00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,128
You forgot the list,
didn't you?

95
00:03:14,163 --> 00:03:15,327
Maybe i did...

96
00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,592
dog food.

97
00:03:16,627 --> 00:03:18,360
He hates
this dry stuff.

98
00:03:18,395 --> 00:03:20,425
It's low sodium.

99
00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:22,659
What's it mean
when your dog

100
00:03:22,694 --> 00:03:24,977
And your father are
on the same diet?

101
00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:27,260
Soon, murray will be
wearing white pants.

102
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Funny.

103
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Yams.

104
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Yams.

105
00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:33,061
I think i'll tell
sylvia today.

106
00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:34,411
Oh, don't.

107
00:03:34,446 --> 00:03:35,692
Why not?

108
00:03:35,727 --> 00:03:38,093
Why would...
why start trouble?

109
00:03:38,128 --> 00:03:40,661
She should know we're
trying to get pregnant.

110
00:03:40,696 --> 00:03:42,828
Why share that
with people?

111
00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:44,926
It's not "people."
It's family.

112
00:03:44,961 --> 00:03:47,160
Well, why not... let's
wait till we're pregnant.

113
00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:49,993
We can present it
as a done deal.

114
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"Hey, everybody, not
only are we trying...

115
00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:52,993
we're succeeding."

116
00:03:53,028 --> 00:03:56,227
I think she would
like to know.

117
00:03:56,262 --> 00:03:59,392
What's your big
fantasy there?

118
00:03:59,427 --> 00:04:03,694
You think she's going to give you
a big hug and be your best friend?

119
00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:05,325
No.

120
00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,594
You think she'll
give you a big hug...

121
00:04:07,629 --> 00:04:09,911
what is wrong
with a big hug?

122
00:04:09,946 --> 00:04:12,158
It's not
going to happen.

123
00:04:12,193 --> 00:04:14,227
I say this
because i love you.

124
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Fine.

125
00:04:15,727 --> 00:04:18,094
Really fine
or kiss-My-Ass fine?

126
00:04:18,129 --> 00:04:19,294
Really fine.

127
00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:20,460
All...right.

128
00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,993
You o.K. There, tiger?

129
00:04:28,028 --> 00:04:29,894
Never had more
fun than this.

130
00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,527
Hey. Hey. Hey.

131
00:04:32,562 --> 00:04:33,492
Hey...

132
00:04:33,527 --> 00:04:35,244
[woof] murray says "hey."

133
00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:37,503
What, you
running errands?

134
00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,516
No. We're
bedouins now.

135
00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:41,494
What's with
all this stuff?

136
00:04:41,529 --> 00:04:42,828
What's going on?

137
00:04:42,863 --> 00:04:44,093
Your mother...

138
00:04:44,128 --> 00:04:46,160
i don't want to
talk about it.

139
00:04:46,195 --> 00:04:47,494
Oh, good.
You're here.

140
00:04:47,529 --> 00:04:48,794
We brought
your dish.

141
00:04:48,829 --> 00:04:50,192
What dish?

142
00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:52,560
See why it's foolish
to ever doubt me?

143
00:04:52,595 --> 00:04:54,128
Oh, the dish.
I forgot.

144
00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,395
Thank you.

145
00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,592
Yeah, o.K.

146
00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:58,394
What's going on.
What's the trick?

147
00:04:58,429 --> 00:04:59,928
There's no trick.

148
00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:01,427
Thank god...the dish.

149
00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,128
What, what, what?

150
00:05:05,163 --> 00:05:07,258
No trick.

151
00:05:07,293 --> 00:05:09,028
I was listening to television.
You know martha stewart?

152
00:05:09,063 --> 00:05:10,628
Very sturdy girl.

153
00:05:10,663 --> 00:05:12,158
Isn't she great?

154
00:05:12,193 --> 00:05:15,059
She could use
a stiff drink.

155
00:05:15,094 --> 00:05:17,327
But she had an interesting thing for me.

156
00:05:17,362 --> 00:05:18,659
For you?

157
00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:21,160
She suggested i should
gather the family

158
00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:23,627
And decide
who will get what of mine

159
00:05:23,662 --> 00:05:25,061
After i go over.

160
00:05:25,096 --> 00:05:26,711
Go over?

161
00:05:26,746 --> 00:05:28,292
Pass on.

162
00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:31,427
You're not going to pass
on. You're going to die.

163
00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:33,494
Anyway, you're
not going to die.

164
00:05:33,529 --> 00:05:35,128
Is something
going on?

165
00:05:35,163 --> 00:05:36,692
No, no.
I figure 30 years.

166
00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,227
No waiting till
the last minute.

167
00:05:38,262 --> 00:05:39,826
Exactly.

168
00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,177
You tricked us.

169
00:05:41,212 --> 00:05:42,459
I tricked you.

170
00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:44,594
So you're
a big detective.

171
00:05:44,629 --> 00:05:46,661
Can we go now?

172
00:05:46,696 --> 00:05:48,225
No.

173
00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,894
I think it's
a wonderful idea.

174
00:05:49,929 --> 00:05:51,258
Good, honey.

175
00:05:51,293 --> 00:05:53,258
Look,
it's very important.

176
00:05:53,293 --> 00:05:56,560
Martha told me it would
prevent fights after i'm gone.

177
00:05:56,595 --> 00:05:58,794
What would you care?
You'll be gone.

178
00:05:58,829 --> 00:06:00,659
Maybe you come back.

179
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,959
If i'm going to be
reincarnated,

180
00:06:02,994 --> 00:06:05,227
I don't want aggravation on top of it.

181
00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:07,460
It wouldn't be a picnic
for us, either.

182
00:06:07,495 --> 00:06:09,225
Don't be cute.

183
00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,661
Paul, blue stickers
are for you,

184
00:06:11,696 --> 00:06:14,859
Uh, yellow
are for debbie,

185
00:06:14,894 --> 00:06:18,427
And red is for sharon,
orange is for ira,

186
00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,692
And here's a couple
for her.

187
00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:22,327
Maybe she'll find
something rustic.

188
00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:23,459
Thank you.

189
00:06:23,494 --> 00:06:24,492
You're welcome.

190
00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:26,177
Mm, what a good chin.

191
00:06:26,212 --> 00:06:27,769
Isn't her chin nice?

192
00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,649
She's a delight.

193
00:06:29,684 --> 00:06:31,205
O.K., now can we go?

194
00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,727
It'll make her
happy.

195
00:06:32,762 --> 00:06:34,161
For how long?

196
00:06:34,196 --> 00:06:35,525
45 minutes.

197
00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,759
O.K. 45 minutes
of happy.

198
00:06:37,794 --> 00:06:40,260
She carried you
for nine months.

199
00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:42,727
Oh, i paid that back
years ago.

200
00:06:42,762 --> 00:06:44,026
[Telephone rings]

201
00:06:44,061 --> 00:06:46,325
I'll get it.
It's sharon.

202
00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,059
She knows who it is
by the ring.

203
00:06:49,094 --> 00:06:51,460
Used to scare me.
Now i think it's cute.

204
00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,578
Hi, paulie.

205
00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,626
You, too?

206
00:06:53,661 --> 00:06:55,225
I called
to warn you.

207
00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:57,427
How did we both
waltz into this trap?

208
00:06:57,462 --> 00:06:58,492
Hello.

209
00:06:58,527 --> 00:07:00,077
Hi, sharon.

210
00:07:00,112 --> 00:07:01,592
First of all,

211
00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:03,527
Everything tagged over
the phone doesn't count.

212
00:07:03,562 --> 00:07:05,059
No fighting.

213
00:07:05,094 --> 00:07:06,794
We're not fighting.
Here's why...

214
00:07:06,829 --> 00:07:09,011
we never
discussed this.

215
00:07:09,046 --> 00:07:11,158
One weekend
in the fall

216
00:07:11,193 --> 00:07:13,761
You wake up and decide
you're inheriting mom's china?

217
00:07:13,796 --> 00:07:16,061
Stop being
so hard on her.

218
00:07:16,096 --> 00:07:17,692
Stop spoiling her.

219
00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:19,527
We're not talking
about you.

220
00:07:19,562 --> 00:07:21,327
For god's sake,
she's separated.

221
00:07:21,362 --> 00:07:23,059
Because she's spoiled.

222
00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,794
Steve always complained
how she sulked.

223
00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:28,594
We're not talking
about you.

224
00:07:28,629 --> 00:07:30,561
That steve
is no prize.

225
00:07:30,596 --> 00:07:32,494
No one we marry's
a prize.

226
00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:34,059
Not a first prize.

227
00:07:34,094 --> 00:07:35,993
If she wants something,

228
00:07:36,028 --> 00:07:39,727
Let her get her big ass
out of bed and get it.

229
00:07:39,762 --> 00:07:41,527
Yes, we are
talking about you.

230
00:07:43,094 --> 00:07:46,494
See, with mom's plan, there's
no friction, no fighting.

231
00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:47,494
How ya doin',
deb?

232
00:07:47,529 --> 00:07:48,460
Great.

233
00:07:49,994 --> 00:07:51,344
Can i tell her?

234
00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:52,659
What?
What?

235
00:07:52,694 --> 00:07:54,493
You know. The thing.

236
00:07:54,528 --> 00:07:56,258
The personal thing?

237
00:07:56,293 --> 00:07:58,260
The big sensitive thing
that's nobody's business yet?

238
00:07:58,295 --> 00:07:59,492
Go ahead.

239
00:07:59,527 --> 00:08:01,494
Paul and i are trying.

240
00:08:01,529 --> 00:08:03,128
You're kidding!

241
00:08:03,163 --> 00:08:04,978
Oh, good for you.

242
00:08:05,013 --> 00:08:06,759
It's about time.

243
00:08:06,794 --> 00:08:08,394
I'm thinking
of telling your mother.

244
00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:09,394
Why?

245
00:08:11,327 --> 00:08:13,726
What, nobody tagged
the couch yet?

246
00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,861
I'm not sure this couch is really "us."

247
00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,859
It could be us.

248
00:08:17,894 --> 00:08:20,627
The way you decorate,
nothing doesn't go.

249
00:08:20,662 --> 00:08:21,927
What do they
call that?

250
00:08:21,962 --> 00:08:23,193
Eclectic.

251
00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,859
She meant that good.

252
00:08:26,894 --> 00:08:28,494
But what are you
talking about?

253
00:08:28,529 --> 00:08:30,492
It's a nice couch.

254
00:08:30,527 --> 00:08:34,093
If you're in
fred sanford's house.

255
00:08:34,128 --> 00:08:37,093
We still don't know
what color this couch is.

256
00:08:37,128 --> 00:08:39,293
She's got three generations
of slip covers on there.

257
00:08:39,328 --> 00:08:42,061
You can tell what decade
something's from

258
00:08:42,096 --> 00:08:43,794
By what slip cover
it's between.

259
00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:45,459
Like rings of a tree.

260
00:08:45,494 --> 00:08:47,293
Hey, murray's
not eating.

261
00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:48,494
It's low sodium.

262
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,392
Oh.

263
00:08:50,427 --> 00:08:54,425
How about a little plain
sliced chicken, huh?

264
00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:59,128
Ya put a little lemon on
it, it's not so terrible.

265
00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:01,527
I'm watching
the sunshine boys here.

266
00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:02,626
Hey.

267
00:09:02,661 --> 00:09:04,444
You're late.
I got coffee.

268
00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:06,192
You bought coffee? Yeah.

269
00:09:06,227 --> 00:09:08,594
I have coffee.
Now you have more.

270
00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:09,892
Don't be cute.

271
00:09:09,927 --> 00:09:12,061
Hey, did you know
about this?

272
00:09:12,096 --> 00:09:13,594
I love martha stewart.

273
00:09:13,629 --> 00:09:14,692
What?

274
00:09:14,727 --> 00:09:16,327
She's cute, and she knows everything.

275
00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:19,627
Look at these.

276
00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:21,093
Oh, boy.

277
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,026
Your little feet
fit right in here?

278
00:09:24,061 --> 00:09:25,627
That's why i didn't
walk until i was 7 1/2.

279
00:09:27,861 --> 00:09:29,627
Those are
not taggable.

280
00:09:29,662 --> 00:09:32,125
Okey-Dokey.

281
00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,894
How about this beauty?

282
00:09:33,929 --> 00:09:35,826
What's that?

283
00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,894
This is how they used to
feed the mills brothers.

284
00:09:37,929 --> 00:09:39,460
Who wants
this shampoo?

285
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:40,728
Huh?

286
00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:41,926
Shampoo?

287
00:09:41,961 --> 00:09:43,492
Dad, if i'm
not mistaken,

288
00:09:43,527 --> 00:09:46,427
I think martha intended
the big items to go.

289
00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:48,160
Never opened,
from the hyatt.

290
00:09:48,195 --> 00:09:50,325
Which i think...no.

291
00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,460
Don't look at me.
This wasn't my idea.

292
00:09:52,495 --> 00:09:53,794
Hey,
did murray eat?

293
00:09:53,829 --> 00:09:55,295
Oh, like an animal.

294
00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,726
Say,
i want to talk.

295
00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:59,027
Can it wait? I got to call my editor.

296
00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:01,293
I have to listen
to an audio track.

297
00:10:01,328 --> 00:10:02,826
A what?

298
00:10:02,861 --> 00:10:06,761
A track. In this case, it's
salmon that, like, sing.

299
00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,959
Smoked salmon?

300
00:10:08,994 --> 00:10:12,327
It's...i'm going to use
the phone for a second.

301
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,692
I got us coffee.

302
00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:15,660
More coffee?
Oh, jeez...

303
00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:17,328
who buys coffee?
Take it.

304
00:10:17,363 --> 00:10:18,961
You get the salami?
Yeah.

305
00:10:18,996 --> 00:10:20,425
Ah, great.

306
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,727
Hey. No salt.
[Dog barks]

307
00:10:22,762 --> 00:10:24,994
Hey, murray,
no salt.

308
00:10:26,227 --> 00:10:27,792
I'll get that.
Come here.

309
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,227
What did we say?
Murray, drop that.

310
00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,460
How you doing,
burt?

311
00:10:32,761 --> 00:10:35,160
In the end, you know
what it comes down to?

312
00:10:35,195 --> 00:10:37,258
We buy too much crap.

313
00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:41,694
I, um, kind of wanted
to tell you something.

314
00:10:41,729 --> 00:10:43,592
Tell me something?

315
00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:46,627
Paul and i are trying to have a baby.

316
00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:47,959
You're kidding.

317
00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:49,727
How much do you need?

318
00:10:49,762 --> 00:10:51,527
No, no.
We're fine.

319
00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:53,258
You sure?
I'm sure.

320
00:10:53,293 --> 00:10:55,227
I want to take him
to the zoo.

321
00:10:55,262 --> 00:10:56,926
What if he's a she?

322
00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:58,511
I'll...i'll take
them both,

323
00:10:58,546 --> 00:11:00,061
Then we'll
have ice cream.

324
00:11:00,096 --> 00:11:01,258
That'd be great.

325
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,694
Unless
ice cream's bad...

326
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,944
no. A little's o.K.

327
00:11:03,979 --> 00:11:05,160
A little is plenty.

328
00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:09,927
I'm thinking
of telling sylvia.

329
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,061
Why?

330
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,460
What is with you?

331
00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:19,026
What?

332
00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:21,560
How stupid is it
that you're here?

333
00:11:21,595 --> 00:11:23,160
What could you
possibly want?

334
00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:25,011
A scarf.

335
00:11:25,046 --> 00:11:26,792
A scarf.

336
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,694
A fancy scarf with a coach and horses.

337
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,659
It's for my ma.

338
00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:33,193
You cheap bastard.
Buy her something.

339
00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:36,325
She thinks
she left it here.

340
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,961
Actually, she thinks sylvia
borrowed it and never returned it.

341
00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:40,878
When was this?

342
00:11:40,913 --> 00:11:42,726
I don't know.

343
00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:45,460
Supposedly happy rockefeller
tripped on it at a rally.

344
00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:46,694
How you doing?

345
00:11:46,729 --> 00:11:48,292
I'm o.K.

346
00:11:48,327 --> 00:11:52,094
So...paul and i
have some news.

347
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,328
No.

348
00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:54,492
What?

349
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:55,794
You just started
trying.

350
00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:57,559
You told him?

351
00:11:57,594 --> 00:11:59,494
I told him
'cause it's him.

352
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:00,626
You're pregnant?

353
00:12:00,661 --> 00:12:02,325
No, no.
We're trying.

354
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,761
Well, point is,
you're having fun.

355
00:12:03,796 --> 00:12:04,826
Doing our best.

356
00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,727
Told sylvia?
Considering it.

357
00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:09,425
Why?

358
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:12,861
I have this wonderful
freezer bag sealing system.

359
00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:14,460
Keeps soup
for six years.

360
00:12:14,495 --> 00:12:15,927
Still untagged.

361
00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,325
Still untagged?

362
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,260
Thought
it'd go first.

363
00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:19,225
Sylvia...

364
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,894
you want
the sealer system?

365
00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:23,158
Sure.
It's yours.

366
00:12:23,193 --> 00:12:25,527
There's 5,000 plastic
bags in the closet.

367
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:27,525
I'll go get them.

368
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,761
Let's go freeze stuff right now.

369
00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:30,161
Uh, sylvia...

370
00:12:30,196 --> 00:12:31,492
what is it, dear?

371
00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:33,961
Can i just talk
to you for a second?

372
00:12:33,996 --> 00:12:34,894
Of course.

373
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,460
How ya doin'?

374
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,927
Fine.

375
00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,325
Good.

376
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,661
Was there
anything else?

377
00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:43,258
Yes. Um...

378
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:45,061
paul and i have
some wonderful news.

379
00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,327
And what's that,
honey?

380
00:12:46,362 --> 00:12:48,094
We're trying.

381
00:12:48,129 --> 00:12:49,592
Trying.

382
00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:51,894
We're trying
to get pregnant.

383
00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:53,026
Oh.

384
00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:54,460
Good for you.

385
00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:02,193
I'll get the bags.

386
00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:09,260
Who could have seen
that one coming?

387
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,359
That's it.
I give up.

388
00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:25,327
"Cultivate a relationship."
What was i thinking?

389
00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:26,759
Sweetie...

390
00:13:26,794 --> 00:13:28,560
if she weren't
your mother...

391
00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:30,327
then what?
Then something...

392
00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:32,861
very, very bad.

393
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,810
[Telephone rings]

394
00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:38,403
It's
your editor.

395
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:39,961
How does she do that?

396
00:13:39,996 --> 00:13:41,026
Nobody knows.

397
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:42,694
Don't get that.
Listen...

398
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:44,327
i'm not speaking
ill of her.

399
00:13:44,362 --> 00:13:46,492
I'm saying she's needy.

400
00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:49,193
Have you ever seen
neediness like that?

401
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,761
Have you? Have you?

402
00:13:52,193 --> 00:13:53,594
Have you?

403
00:13:53,629 --> 00:13:54,694
No.

404
00:13:56,094 --> 00:13:57,726
No.

405
00:13:57,761 --> 00:13:59,694
And oversensitive
as a rabbit's eye.

406
00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:00,978
All right.

407
00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:02,192
Hello?

408
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:04,128
Meantime, nobody's
eating my lox.

409
00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:06,192
Put a tag on it.

410
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:08,794
They'll have it
when you go over.

411
00:14:08,829 --> 00:14:10,325
All right,
mr. Metzger,

412
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,525
Let me hear them fishies sing.

413
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,028
Metzger! Giants'
shortstop. Roger metzger.

414
00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:15,692
Number 8.

415
00:14:15,727 --> 00:14:18,344
Actually on the phone, right here.

416
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,926
Where is she,
hiding in the kitchen?

417
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,427
You could make a little
effort with her, mom.

418
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:26,094
I made a tremendous
effort with her.

419
00:14:26,129 --> 00:14:27,859
You never
made an effort,

420
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:31,392
Same with gary
and same with steve.

421
00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:34,627
I made an effort with
gary. Certainly with steve.

422
00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:36,325
You made no effort
with steve.

423
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,894
Everybody make an effort
more quietly. Thank you.

424
00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:40,360
Who are you
talking to?

425
00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:42,292
Ask dad.
Fish.

426
00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:45,160
A phone in the bedroom for $6 a month

427
00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,225
Wouldn't be
so bad.

428
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:50,694
It wouldn't kill you
to go talk to her.

429
00:14:50,729 --> 00:14:52,827
Stop telling me
what'll kill me.

430
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,011
Should i go
talk to her?

431
00:14:55,046 --> 00:14:57,160
It wouldn't
kill you.

432
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,927
You had salami.

433
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:05,160
You wouldn't think a fish would
know all of guys and dolls.

434
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:09,160
Can we talk, or are you
waiting for a shark to yodel?

435
00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:10,460
What's on your mind?

436
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,459
Here's what.

437
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,394
You see, paulie, when you
and your sisters were small,

438
00:15:15,429 --> 00:15:17,525
I did
what a father does.

439
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,927
I bought some stocks, some shares,

440
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,360
Some...some
shares of things.

441
00:15:22,395 --> 00:15:23,711
You bought some stocks?

442
00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:24,993
That's what
i'm saying.

443
00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:26,360
Your sister
sharon's stocks...

444
00:15:26,395 --> 00:15:28,292
merck...

445
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,494
god bless it,
what a company.

446
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,759
That's good.

447
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:34,028
Yeah. Then
debbie's stocks...

448
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,994
mcdonnell douglas...

449
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:37,445
ffffzzz...

450
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,826
like a rocket,

451
00:15:38,861 --> 00:15:40,694
Which they make,
by the way.

452
00:15:40,729 --> 00:15:41,726
Great, huh?

453
00:15:41,761 --> 00:15:43,827
Good for debbie.

454
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:46,011
Now, your stock...

455
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,160
u.S. Cyclamates...

456
00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,392
o.K.

457
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,993
Who knew?

458
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:54,425
Tab was only
one calorie.

459
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,627
Fat women thought they
were seeing the hand of god.

460
00:15:57,662 --> 00:15:59,592
Who could blame them?

461
00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:02,761
I want to do something
for you to make it up.

462
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,993
That's silly.

463
00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:05,494
It's the least
i can do.

464
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,892
No, no.

465
00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:08,560
Please,
it's just silly.

466
00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:09,927
Here.

467
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:13,425
What is this?

468
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:18,028
My dad gave me that money clip
when he came back from the war.

469
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,961
O.K. You bought this.

470
00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,959
Huh?

471
00:16:21,994 --> 00:16:24,427
I was with you
when you bought this.

472
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:31,128
I want to give you something
you can give to your son.

473
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:33,595
Well, fair enough.
O.K.

474
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:36,028
Let me tell you
something.

475
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,125
No matter
when i die,

476
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,394
It's going to
piss me off.

477
00:16:40,429 --> 00:16:42,759
Hey, me, too.

478
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,492
Is everybody
tagging?

479
00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:45,961
We're tagging.
Yeah, yeah...

480
00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:47,993
excuse me.

481
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:49,727
How you doing?
Let's just go.

482
00:16:49,762 --> 00:16:51,459
What's the matter?

483
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:52,859
You're right.
There's no point.

484
00:16:52,894 --> 00:16:54,260
Your mother and i
will never be pals.

485
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:56,394
That's what she wants.
She wins.

486
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:57,692
O.K. That's it.

487
00:16:57,727 --> 00:17:00,258
I'm talking to her.
What do you mean?

488
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:03,327
I don't like her making
you feel like this.

489
00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,894
This is
the last time.

490
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,211
What will you say?

491
00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:07,459
I know what to say.

492
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,726
You're my wife,
the woman i love.

493
00:17:09,761 --> 00:17:11,293
It's time for her
to treat you like that.

494
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,292
And the grandchild thing.
Yeah.

495
00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:16,627
You're going to give birth
to her flesh and blood.

496
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:17,994
Enough
of these games.

497
00:17:18,029 --> 00:17:19,761
The coldness.
That, too.

498
00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,395
What about it?
No coldness.

499
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:22,962
I'll say,
"no more coldness."

500
00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:24,459
No criticism
as a mother.

501
00:17:24,494 --> 00:17:26,128
You know what?
You do it, because...

502
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,560
what do you say to
someone you can't talk to?

503
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,761
She's your
daughter-In-Law.

504
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:36,061
That's typical.

505
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,392
I'm dying,

506
00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:39,894
And we spend the day
worrying about her.

507
00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:41,826
You're not dying.

508
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,225
Well, the second part.

509
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,594
Why must i walk on
eggshells with her?

510
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,759
You don't.

511
00:17:46,794 --> 00:17:49,359
Just go talk to her.

512
00:17:49,394 --> 00:17:51,094
There's a side of you
that i don't like.

513
00:17:55,527 --> 00:17:57,158
Burt.

514
00:17:57,193 --> 00:17:58,994
Don't tell your mother
what to do.

515
00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:00,392
Thank you.

516
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,160
Just walk in there
and talk to her.

517
00:18:03,195 --> 00:18:05,026
So i'm going.

518
00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:08,661
[Theme from the good, the
bad, and the ugly plays]

519
00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,794
I'm going to go play
in the bedroom.

520
00:18:35,794 --> 00:18:37,026
So...

521
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:38,559
how are you?

522
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:40,244
Fine. How are you?

523
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,894
I'm fine.
Good.

524
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,392
What do you know...
blue.

525
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,794
This isn't the couch we ordered.

526
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,158
Look at this.

527
00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:54,260
"Kennedy to fly
to dallas."

528
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:58,494
Look. Ma's scarf.
Coaches and horses.

529
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:01,227
You see that?
Mom didn't borrow it.

530
00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:03,195
She sat on it.

531
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,093
I stand corrected.

532
00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:08,494
Just tell me what i
have to do to reach you.

533
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:11,227
How do i get
through to you?

534
00:19:11,262 --> 00:19:12,861
Do you want me to beg?

535
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,425
I'm begging. Okay?

536
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:17,094
Do you want me to crawl?
I'm crawling.

537
00:19:17,129 --> 00:19:19,794
Should i change
the way i talk?

538
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:22,460
O.K., i'll change
the way i talk!

539
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,794
Change the way i dress?

540
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,192
Fine, fine.

541
00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:28,460
I'm just going to
change the way i dress.

542
00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:30,826
Want me to change my hair?

543
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:32,594
I'm going to change
the way my hair looks.

544
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:33,894
I'm gonna cut it right now.

545
00:19:33,929 --> 00:19:36,993
I swear to god i will!

546
00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:39,727
Those are not the right
scissors, darling.

547
00:19:45,694 --> 00:19:47,761
Well, i tried.
I really tried.

548
00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:49,659
You talked to her.

549
00:19:49,694 --> 00:19:53,694
I humiliated myself.
It was humiliation.

550
00:19:53,729 --> 00:19:56,759
I had such modest
goals for today.

551
00:19:56,794 --> 00:20:00,360
Pick up some shirts, get
some food, fix some shoes.

552
00:20:00,395 --> 00:20:03,327
That was truly the
extent of my expectations.

553
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:04,726
Oh, good.

554
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:06,311
What'd she give you?

555
00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:07,826
300 hard-Boiled eggs,

556
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:10,626
Like i don't know
how to do that.

557
00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:14,193
A million bagels so i
don't let you wither away.

558
00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:16,727
Enough lox
for the next 111 years.

559
00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:18,392
Picture this...

560
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,744
♪ luck be a lady
tonight... ♪♪

561
00:20:20,779 --> 00:20:23,061
This is what
they were doing.

562
00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,427
Hey.

563
00:20:26,462 --> 00:20:27,926
What?

564
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,260
Look at this.

565
00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:33,661
Did you take this?

566
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,360
Are you sure?

567
00:20:36,395 --> 00:20:37,792
Yeah.

568
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,927
Do you see
what she does?

569
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,892
I have to call her.

570
00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:48,160
If you've learned one thing
today, what would that be?

571
00:20:48,195 --> 00:20:50,761
I just want to
say thank you.

572
00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:52,761
Do what you must.

573
00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,228
Sylvia?

574
00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:55,661
It's jamie.

575
00:20:58,293 --> 00:20:59,227
Buchman.

576
00:21:06,661 --> 00:21:08,258
Murray, i've been thinking.

577
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:09,926
Today was
a very difficult day,

578
00:21:09,961 --> 00:21:13,128
But whatever i said
about your mother,

579
00:21:13,163 --> 00:21:14,892
There's no reflection
on you.

580
00:21:14,927 --> 00:21:17,360
You are always welcome
in my house.

581
00:21:17,395 --> 00:21:19,325
[Barks]
good.

582
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,227
Now, get off the couch.
[Growls]