1 00:00:01,166 --> 00:00:04,627 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,628 --> 00:00:07,713 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,714 --> 00:00:10,966 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:14,178 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,179 --> 00:00:17,848 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:17,849 --> 00:00:21,310 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,311 --> 00:00:22,895 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,730 ♪ Laugh and cry! ♪ 9 00:00:24,731 --> 00:00:29,861 ♪ He's a family guy! ♪ 10 00:01:15,156 --> 00:01:16,740 Hey, we got here right in time, Mav. 11 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:18,909 There's still a few minutes left in happy hour. 12 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,578 Excuse me, ma'am? 13 00:01:20,579 --> 00:01:22,705 Talk to me, Goose. Which pilot do you think 14 00:01:22,706 --> 00:01:24,790 is gonna be my rival at Top Gun? 15 00:01:24,791 --> 00:01:26,375 It's probably that guy staring at you 16 00:01:26,376 --> 00:01:28,586 while snapping his gum and spinning a pen. 17 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:29,953 His name's Iceman, 18 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,299 because that's how he flies. Ice-cold. 19 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:35,259 Cranks the AC, heard it's a sweating problem. 20 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,969 Used to be fat or something. 21 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,388 I don't think this bartender saw me. Ma'am? 22 00:01:39,389 --> 00:01:40,890 Have you figured it out yet? 23 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:42,850 - Figured what out? - Who's the best pilot? 24 00:01:42,851 --> 00:01:45,853 I heard Snoopy's pretty good. Does, like, loops and stuff. 25 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:47,855 Good luck tomorrow. You guys are gonna need it. 26 00:01:47,856 --> 00:01:49,899 Come on, Slider, let's get some air. 27 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,066 Hot in here, right? 28 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,027 Oh, now she's wiping down bottles. 29 00:01:53,028 --> 00:01:54,821 She's running out the clock on me. 30 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:00,910 Talk to me, Goose. 31 00:02:00,911 --> 00:02:02,813 How much you want to bet I can sleep with her tonight? 32 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:05,158 Come on, Mav, I said I wasn't gonna do one of our sex bets 33 00:02:05,169 --> 00:02:07,546 until my parents left. Their flight got delayed. 34 00:02:07,626 --> 00:02:09,793 Oh, Goosey. 35 00:02:09,794 --> 00:02:11,545 Hey, you didn't want to pay for my college, 36 00:02:11,546 --> 00:02:13,297 so now I'm in the horny Navy. 37 00:02:13,298 --> 00:02:15,716 Sorry, you just missed happy hour. 38 00:02:15,717 --> 00:02:18,177 You know what you did, you bitch. 39 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:22,598 ♪ You never close your eyes ♪ 40 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:26,101 ♪ Anymore when I kiss your lips ♪ 41 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:28,145 No, thank you. Not interested. 42 00:02:28,146 --> 00:02:30,397 ♪ You're trying hard not to show it ♪ 43 00:02:30,398 --> 00:02:31,565 Guys, please. 44 00:02:31,566 --> 00:02:32,650 ♪ Baby ♪ 45 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:33,943 A complete misfire. 46 00:02:33,944 --> 00:02:35,402 ♪ But, baby ♪ 47 00:02:35,403 --> 00:02:36,487 I'm saying no! 48 00:02:36,488 --> 00:02:38,309 ♪ Believe me, I know it ♪ 49 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,682 I did not ask for this. 50 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,614 ♪ You've lost that loving feeling... ♪ 51 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:43,084 Eighty visibly-aroused servicemen 52 00:02:43,453 --> 00:02:46,163 are trying to pressure me into a sexual relationship. 53 00:02:46,164 --> 00:02:47,831 ♪ That loving feeling... ♪ 54 00:02:47,832 --> 00:02:49,541 Ah, what the hell. 55 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:51,585 It's an '80s movie, so after ten nos, 56 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:53,212 I have to be your girlfriend. 57 00:02:55,465 --> 00:02:56,611 I'm Maverick. 58 00:02:56,622 --> 00:02:57,747 What's your boobs' name? 59 00:02:57,926 --> 00:02:59,718 - Charlie. - That's a boy's name. 60 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:01,220 So, what brings you to town? 61 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:03,305 I'm an instructor at Top Gun. 62 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:05,182 Waitress school, huh? That's cool. 63 00:03:05,183 --> 00:03:08,186 Oh, I bet you talk past all the girls you meet. 64 00:03:10,605 --> 00:03:12,314 Gentlemen, look around. 65 00:03:12,315 --> 00:03:15,693 You are all in the top 1% of naval aviators. 66 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:18,445 You're here because you are the best of the best. 67 00:03:18,446 --> 00:03:19,989 One of you is here because you won 68 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,865 a silent auction at my kid's school. 69 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:23,784 I can't believe we land on boats. 70 00:03:23,785 --> 00:03:25,452 So freakin' neat. 71 00:03:25,453 --> 00:03:27,496 Now, part of your training is going to involve 72 00:03:27,497 --> 00:03:29,873 familiarizing yourself with enemy aircraft. 73 00:03:29,874 --> 00:03:31,500 Here to talk about that now 74 00:03:31,501 --> 00:03:33,377 is our civilian specialist and TAGREP. 75 00:03:33,378 --> 00:03:34,546 Code name, Charlie. 76 00:03:35,422 --> 00:03:36,714 Hello, class. 77 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:39,081 Ooh, look, Mav, it's your girlfriend. 78 00:03:39,824 --> 00:03:41,135 Stop talking to me, Goose. 79 00:03:41,136 --> 00:03:43,262 I know a lot of you don't think a lady belongs 80 00:03:43,263 --> 00:03:45,597 in flight school, so to prove you wrong, 81 00:03:45,598 --> 00:03:47,307 I'm gonna say a lot of names of planes. 82 00:03:47,308 --> 00:03:50,686 F-5. A-4. MiG-23. 83 00:03:50,687 --> 00:03:52,396 I've seen all those planes before. 84 00:03:52,397 --> 00:03:53,939 And I've seen a blimp. 85 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,524 We've seen a blimp. 86 00:03:55,525 --> 00:03:57,457 - Yeah, right. - Talk to them, Goose. 87 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:59,510 It's true. We gave it the finger. 88 00:03:59,679 --> 00:04:02,431 Yeah, if you're not a Goodyear, get out of my sky. 89 00:04:02,532 --> 00:04:04,825 And where exactly did you see this blimp? 90 00:04:05,081 --> 00:04:06,201 That's classified. 91 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,829 I also flew over a million miles an hour once. 92 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,748 - What? When? - Also classified. 93 00:04:10,749 --> 00:04:13,584 Oh, he's just saying "classified" to cover up obvious lies. 94 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:15,127 No, I'm not. They're all true. 95 00:04:15,128 --> 00:04:16,211 I'm six feet tall. 96 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,880 - Stand up. - Classified! 97 00:04:46,951 --> 00:04:49,244 - Out! - What? That was clearly in. 98 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,746 It was on the other side of the line. 99 00:04:50,747 --> 00:04:52,998 You mean the crooked line you made with your foot? 100 00:04:52,999 --> 00:04:54,459 Screw that! 101 00:04:59,631 --> 00:05:01,298 That was our only ball. 102 00:05:01,299 --> 00:05:03,510 All right, all right, sorry, I'll get it. 103 00:05:22,612 --> 00:05:23,946 Damn it! 104 00:05:23,947 --> 00:05:26,699 We might need to send this up the chain of command. 105 00:05:28,368 --> 00:05:31,662 Men, the Navy is nothing if we can't play jean shorts, 106 00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:33,831 shiny-guy volleyball. Any ideas? 107 00:05:33,842 --> 00:05:34,925 What if we bomb it? 108 00:05:35,288 --> 00:05:36,918 Bingo bango. 109 00:05:40,588 --> 00:05:42,590 I got missile lock. Firing. 110 00:05:49,938 --> 00:05:51,730 Yeah! Thanks, taxpayers. 111 00:05:51,891 --> 00:05:53,016 Game on. 112 00:05:53,017 --> 00:05:54,435 Oh, here come the fish. 113 00:06:01,651 --> 00:06:04,027 Wow, that was some good teacher sex. 114 00:06:04,028 --> 00:06:06,572 Hey, sorry I yelled, "Talk to me, Goose" when I finished. 115 00:06:06,573 --> 00:06:08,824 Well, I know we've only known each other for a few days, 116 00:06:08,825 --> 00:06:10,367 and that you've publicly undermined me 117 00:06:10,368 --> 00:06:12,536 in front of everyone, but I think 118 00:06:12,537 --> 00:06:14,163 I'm falling for you, Mav. 119 00:06:14,164 --> 00:06:16,540 And once I get approval from the elders at my church, 120 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:17,833 and you're properly vetted, 121 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,960 I think I'll be falling for you, too. 122 00:06:19,961 --> 00:06:22,087 I'm just worried about you. 123 00:06:22,088 --> 00:06:24,298 You need to start playing by the rules. 124 00:06:24,299 --> 00:06:26,592 If I cared about rules, I wouldn't be lying 125 00:06:26,593 --> 00:06:28,886 in this bed dry-crusted to your bedsheets. 126 00:06:28,887 --> 00:06:31,138 That's why I gave you the wet wipe. 127 00:06:31,139 --> 00:06:32,723 You got nothing to worry about, babe. 128 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:35,350 Goose isn't gonna die like in my very vivid dream, 129 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,895 and you for sure won't be left out of the second movie. 130 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,105 - What? - What? 131 00:06:43,842 --> 00:06:46,886 So, Charlie, you and Mav are pretty serious, huh? 132 00:06:46,897 --> 00:06:49,357 I heard he pooped at your house last night. 133 00:06:49,449 --> 00:06:50,532 What? 134 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:51,909 I've known him for a long time, 135 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,827 and he does not just poop anywhere. 136 00:06:53,828 --> 00:06:55,954 He's very particular. 137 00:06:55,955 --> 00:06:57,706 Because Navy toilets don't have doors. 138 00:06:57,707 --> 00:06:58,916 You learn to hold it. 139 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,667 Goose, can I talk to you a sec? 140 00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:02,586 Did you tell your wife I had a BM? 141 00:07:02,587 --> 00:07:06,048 Unless you are a fool, that boy is in love with you. 142 00:07:06,049 --> 00:07:09,134 Oh, I like him, but he also keeps spitting out 143 00:07:09,135 --> 00:07:11,178 random facts about L. Ron Hubbard. 144 00:07:11,179 --> 00:07:12,554 Little bit of a red flag. 145 00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:15,891 Did you know L. Ron Hubbard was the youngest ever Eagle Scout? 146 00:07:16,099 --> 00:07:17,184 I don't know if that's true. 147 00:07:17,185 --> 00:07:18,602 Suppressive person! 148 00:07:18,603 --> 00:07:20,646 It'll be nice to have another wife in the group, 149 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:24,358 especially for that second movie we'll all definitely be in. 150 00:07:24,359 --> 00:07:26,735 Hey, Goose, take me to bed 151 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:28,737 or lose me forever! 152 00:07:28,738 --> 00:07:30,822 Just so you know, if you do want to lose her forever, 153 00:07:30,823 --> 00:07:33,034 my church is really good at that. 154 00:07:33,743 --> 00:07:34,952 This is it, gentlemen. 155 00:07:34,953 --> 00:07:37,412 Whoever wins today, wins Top Gun. 156 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:38,997 Good luck. 157 00:07:38,998 --> 00:07:40,082 'Sup, weenies? 158 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,335 You left your coffee on top of your plane. 159 00:07:42,877 --> 00:07:44,878 Damn it. I can't even without that. 160 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:46,463 Kill-your-co-pilot-says "what?" 161 00:07:46,464 --> 00:07:47,965 What? 162 00:07:47,966 --> 00:07:49,716 Talk to me, Goose. Where's our target? 163 00:07:49,717 --> 00:07:52,219 Bogey is two miles, headed away. 164 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,721 Ready to engage. You know, if we're gonna win this thing, 165 00:07:54,722 --> 00:07:56,599 we're gonna need the right flying music. 166 00:07:57,392 --> 00:08:00,560 ♪ We'll get higher and higher ♪ 167 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:02,646 ♪ Straight up we'll climb... ♪ 168 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:04,356 Eh, I'm not feeling this. 169 00:08:04,357 --> 00:08:05,857 What? That was perfect. 170 00:08:05,858 --> 00:08:08,485 I just want to check Jammin' 95.5, 171 00:08:08,486 --> 00:08:10,320 Miramar's Party Hits for a sec. 172 00:08:10,321 --> 00:08:12,155 We're not supposed to touch the presets, man. 173 00:08:12,156 --> 00:08:15,450 The Navy said only Easy 97, The Coast. 174 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,619 I'm close. 175 00:08:18,162 --> 00:08:19,371 Don't push it, Mav. 176 00:08:19,372 --> 00:08:20,956 Just a little bit more. 177 00:08:20,957 --> 00:08:22,749 And got it! 178 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:26,420 ♪ You spin me right round, baby, right round... ♪ 179 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:28,380 Oh, no, we're stuck in a spin! 180 00:08:28,381 --> 00:08:29,548 Perfect song, though. 181 00:08:29,549 --> 00:08:31,216 Engine one is out! Change it back! 182 00:08:31,217 --> 00:08:32,342 The dial's stuck! 183 00:08:32,343 --> 00:08:34,261 ♪ Baby, right round... ♪ 184 00:08:34,262 --> 00:08:35,637 Engine two is out! 185 00:08:35,638 --> 00:08:37,597 ♪ Right round round, round... ♪ 186 00:08:37,598 --> 00:08:39,641 We're losing altitude! We're gonna have to eject! 187 00:08:39,642 --> 00:08:42,144 - Pull on three! - Pull on three or after three? 188 00:08:42,145 --> 00:08:44,730 - What's the difference? - One is on, one is after. 189 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:46,606 Uh, let's just pull on two. 190 00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:48,317 On or after two? 191 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:49,694 Aah! 192 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,116 Talk to me, Goose. 193 00:08:56,117 --> 00:08:57,868 You're not talking to me, Goose. 194 00:08:58,215 --> 00:09:01,121 You're listening to Easy 97, The Coast. 195 00:09:02,721 --> 00:09:04,764 ♪ Hurry, don't be late ♪ 196 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:07,586 ♪ I can hardly wait ♪ 197 00:09:07,587 --> 00:09:09,629 ♪ I said to myself ♪ 198 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:11,674 ♪ When we're old ♪ 199 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,961 Bump. 200 00:09:21,976 --> 00:09:23,143 Set. 201 00:09:23,311 --> 00:09:24,436 Spike! 202 00:09:24,437 --> 00:09:25,896 Bump. 203 00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:27,022 Set. 204 00:09:27,023 --> 00:09:28,358 Spike! 205 00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:36,796 Hey. I'm sorry about Goose. 206 00:09:37,298 --> 00:09:39,299 I want you to know, when he died, 207 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,717 we were more than five miles out, 208 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:43,136 so I could have done anything I wanted with his body, 209 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:44,262 but I didn't. 210 00:09:44,263 --> 00:09:46,097 That does bring me some peace. 211 00:09:46,683 --> 00:09:47,807 Here's his helmet. 212 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,350 There's still some blood and brains in it. 213 00:09:49,351 --> 00:09:51,894 Sorry, I washed it at one of those beach foot showers, 214 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,646 but they're pretty strictly timed. 215 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:56,649 Maybe, um, keep it in that box. 216 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:59,527 I promise that I will always be there for you guys, 217 00:09:59,528 --> 00:10:02,613 and I'll for sure give you a huge part in the next movie. 218 00:10:02,614 --> 00:10:04,449 - I know... - Provided both our faces 219 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:06,242 age proportionally with each other's. 220 00:10:06,243 --> 00:10:07,368 Glad we agreed on that. 221 00:10:07,369 --> 00:10:08,953 I'm gonna talk to your son for a second. 222 00:10:09,231 --> 00:10:11,914 Hey, your dad loved you very much. 223 00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:14,667 And you're gonna grow up to have a stupid mustache 224 00:10:14,668 --> 00:10:16,085 just like him one day. 225 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:18,588 - You think so? - I know so. 226 00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:36,856 Maverick, I'm sorry about Goose. 227 00:10:37,978 --> 00:10:39,359 Everybody liked him. 228 00:10:40,652 --> 00:10:42,070 Smells like balls in here. 229 00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:44,030 Let's get ready to fly now! 230 00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:46,366 - I quit. - What? Are you serious? 231 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:48,743 Yeah. All I ever wanted was to be a pilot, 232 00:10:48,744 --> 00:10:49,827 but now I think I want to be a guy 233 00:10:49,828 --> 00:10:51,454 who turns on roller coasters. 234 00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:53,122 It looks easy, and I can do it drunk. 235 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:54,749 I know you're sad about Goose, 236 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,292 but you're too good a pilot to quit. 237 00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:58,127 And we need your help for a special mission 238 00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:00,213 against an unnamed country who's our enemy. 239 00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:01,798 Ooh, I hate those guys. 240 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,758 Yeah, what they did was not okay. 241 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:05,760 What do you say? Will you fly? 242 00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:07,762 No. I'm too sad about Goose, 243 00:11:07,763 --> 00:11:10,432 so I'm gonna go sulk in some of my other movies for a while. 244 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:19,399 You want answers? 245 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,652 - I want the Goose! - You can't handle the Goose! 246 00:11:22,653 --> 00:11:25,613 Show me the money! 247 00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:26,739 Talk to me, Goose. 248 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:30,160 I think I might have the wrong number! 249 00:11:30,786 --> 00:11:33,538 Hey, what's the weight limit on these lower-y things, Goose? 250 00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:36,040 May I have the password, please? 251 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,543 - "Talk to me, Goose"? - No, that's not it. 252 00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:40,169 - "Goose, talk to me"? - No. 253 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:43,005 - It's something with "Goose." - It's not. You must leave. 254 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,049 Can I please stay for the sex party? 255 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:48,137 I already Binaca'd my stuff like the sign on the wall said. 256 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:50,764 - "The Goose is loose." - Go! 257 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,600 Okay, I'm done being sad, 258 00:11:54,601 --> 00:11:56,853 and I'm ready for the big final mission now. 259 00:11:57,028 --> 00:11:59,863 Maverick? We flew that mission 35 years ago. 260 00:11:59,874 --> 00:12:02,032 You've been sulking for three decades. 261 00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:04,193 Oh. So, is this still Top Gun? 262 00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:06,070 No. This is Top Gun: Maverick. 263 00:12:06,071 --> 00:12:08,156 It's completely different and exactly the same. 264 00:12:08,157 --> 00:12:09,323 I'm glad you're back. 265 00:12:09,324 --> 00:12:11,451 Yet another unnamed country that is our enemy 266 00:12:11,452 --> 00:12:12,827 is planning something big. 267 00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:14,829 Oh. Them. 268 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:18,166 We need you to help train a new crop of pilots for the mission. 269 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,501 I appreciate the offer, sir, but I can't accept. 270 00:12:20,502 --> 00:12:21,586 I understand. 271 00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:23,713 Then we'll need to take back your Navy-issued lifts 272 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:25,465 that make you everyone else's height. 273 00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,049 No, no, no, that... No, no, that... No, that's fine. 274 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,718 - I... I can, I can teach. - Good. 275 00:12:28,842 --> 00:12:30,801 Oh, there's one other thing you should know. 276 00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:33,607 One of the pilots you'll be training is Goose's son. 277 00:12:36,602 --> 00:12:37,727 Who's Goose? 278 00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:39,520 What? Goose. 279 00:12:39,521 --> 00:12:41,689 The guy you just spent 35 years mourning. 280 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,274 Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Goose. 281 00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:46,194 Yeah, oh, wow, brain toot. 282 00:12:46,195 --> 00:12:47,779 Yeah, thanks for the heads-up. 283 00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:54,535 Welcome to Top Gun: Maverick. 284 00:12:54,536 --> 00:12:57,413 Our mission, destroy a uranium enrichment plant 285 00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:59,624 in that unnamed country that is our enemy. 286 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,584 Man, I want to cream those guys! 287 00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:03,920 To complete this mission, I propose we fly 288 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:06,589 at a low altitude, undetected through a canyon, 289 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:07,882 then destroy the target. 290 00:13:07,883 --> 00:13:10,343 All in under two and a half minutes. Questions? 291 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:12,887 Yeah, this mission seems really similar 292 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:14,347 to the one in Star Wars. 293 00:13:14,348 --> 00:13:16,516 People can fly low and shoot a small thing 294 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:18,059 without it being a Star Wars. 295 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,769 Yeah, but the text on the screen even says, 296 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,354 "Womp rat-sized target." 297 00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:22,980 Don't look at the screen. 298 00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:25,233 Any other questions not about Star Wars? 299 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:26,859 Why'd you kill my dad? 300 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:29,237 - No more questions! - Do you do your own stunts? 301 00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:30,488 Well, maybe one more. 302 00:13:30,489 --> 00:13:31,864 As a matter of fact, I do. 303 00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:32,990 Had you not heard that? 304 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,367 Anyway, I'm gonna fly the mission. 305 00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:35,868 You're all cut except for Goose's son. 306 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:37,286 So why are we even here? 307 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,038 Only stunt questions from you, Bob. 308 00:13:39,129 --> 00:13:40,547 I'm Bob? 309 00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:51,425 Iceman. 310 00:13:51,426 --> 00:13:53,135 Ah, it's good to see you again. 311 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,888 We have so many memories together. 312 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:02,520 Anyway, I need your advice. 313 00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:03,896 If I don't pick Rooster for the mission, 314 00:14:03,897 --> 00:14:05,773 he's never gonna forgive me for everything. 315 00:14:05,774 --> 00:14:07,275 But I'm afraid he's not ready. 316 00:14:07,276 --> 00:14:08,777 What should I do? 317 00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:33,092 Thanks, Iceman. I knew you'd know what to do. 318 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:35,929 So, are you all silent and scarfed because you're dying? 319 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:37,722 No, is that what people are saying? 320 00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:40,099 No, I'm just on vocal rest for karaoke later. 321 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,851 I'm 100% totally fine. 322 00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:43,060 I've never felt better in my li... 323 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:45,647 Aw, he died. 324 00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:06,250 Five miles to target. Try to keep up, Rooster. 325 00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:07,752 Not gonna be a problem. 326 00:15:07,753 --> 00:15:09,837 Let's keep the small talk to a minimum. 327 00:15:09,838 --> 00:15:11,089 Got it. 328 00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:14,508 So, how's your dad doing, good? 329 00:15:14,509 --> 00:15:15,635 You killed him. 330 00:15:15,636 --> 00:15:17,553 Yeah, and I was more than five miles out, 331 00:15:17,554 --> 00:15:19,805 and I could have done anything with his body, but I didn't. 332 00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:21,515 Yeah, the more you say that, 333 00:15:21,516 --> 00:15:23,268 the more I don't think it's true. 334 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,812 Are you angry at me for pulling your papers 335 00:15:26,813 --> 00:15:28,272 from the Naval Academy? 336 00:15:28,273 --> 00:15:30,149 'Cause I've already forgiven myself for that. 337 00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,985 I had a whole scene with Iceman and Iceman's computer about it. 338 00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:36,238 This is about everything, my dad, the papers. 339 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,949 And why'd you write my mom out of the sequel? 340 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:40,034 It's complicated. 341 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:42,953 There's scheduling conflicts and different creative visions, 342 00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:44,789 and it wouldn't be fair to her 343 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:47,041 to use her in a way that's inorganic to the narrative. 344 00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:49,585 Inorganic? I should be 40 years old, 345 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,295 but somehow I'm, like, 20? 346 00:15:51,296 --> 00:15:52,922 Oh, people don't care about those details, 347 00:15:52,923 --> 00:15:55,801 as long as you have loud jets and America kicking ass. 348 00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:20,866 That was awesome! 349 00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,452 Hey, let's take a selfie to celebrate. 350 00:16:24,037 --> 00:16:27,082 This is totally main-feed material. 351 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,669 Maverick, no! 352 00:16:37,592 --> 00:16:40,052 Oh, no! We lost 'em. 353 00:16:40,306 --> 00:16:42,141 They's gone, sir. 354 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,563 Well, I know it's only 12:15, 355 00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:47,643 but that's all we had to do today, so... 356 00:16:47,644 --> 00:16:49,688 long weekend! 357 00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:59,156 Aw, one of my AirPods fell out. 358 00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:03,827 Rooster! 359 00:17:11,835 --> 00:17:14,003 Do you think I took that missile 360 00:17:14,004 --> 00:17:15,504 so you could be down here with me? 361 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:17,631 You should be back at the carrier by now. 362 00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,508 I was trying to save you. 363 00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:21,052 No, I was trying to save you. 364 00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:23,345 Look, I'm sorry, Rooster. 365 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,556 For your dad, for pulling your papers, 366 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:28,058 and for signing you up for Gavin Newsom's text messages. 367 00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:31,312 I responded "STOP" and it just wouldn't stop. 368 00:17:31,313 --> 00:17:33,522 Why were you doing all these things? 369 00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:35,566 To protect you. At first. 370 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,485 Then I kind of got addicted to the idea 371 00:17:37,486 --> 00:17:40,572 of controlling every minute detail of a person's life. 372 00:17:44,409 --> 00:17:45,619 Get down, Mav! 373 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,789 I also replaced your weapons with gender reveal things. 374 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,625 That is the last thing, though, I swear. 375 00:17:54,294 --> 00:17:55,420 Aw. 376 00:18:02,844 --> 00:18:04,261 Hello, Maverick. 377 00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:06,847 You guys are the bad guys? Why? 378 00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:08,182 Why do you think? 379 00:18:08,183 --> 00:18:10,142 We were important parts of that first movie, 380 00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:12,269 and you just tossed all the women aside. 381 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,563 Yet you somehow figured out how to keep in a guy 382 00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:16,190 who's literally unable to speak. 383 00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:18,859 This is all a big misunderstanding, and I can fix it. 384 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,945 They're talking about doing another Jerry Maguire. 385 00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:23,489 How would you like to be the fat head kid's grandma? 386 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,741 And you can be Minority Report's grandma. 387 00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:27,576 I got grandma parts for all of you. 388 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,204 How come you get to be a 60-year-old action star 389 00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:31,664 and we have to be grandmas? 390 00:18:31,665 --> 00:18:33,082 We can do action, too, you know. 391 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,167 And we're gonna prove it right now. 392 00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:38,045 Let me just put on my reading glasses, hold on. 393 00:18:38,046 --> 00:18:39,463 Wait. You're right. 394 00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,257 You both brought up some painful memories, 395 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,383 or engrams. 396 00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:44,760 What if I told you that, through a series of audits, 397 00:18:44,761 --> 00:18:47,137 I can help you go clear and liberate the thetan 398 00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:49,098 trapped inside your astral shell? 399 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:50,808 Is that like horoscopes? 400 00:18:50,809 --> 00:18:52,935 It is kind of like stars and space stuff. 401 00:18:52,936 --> 00:18:55,396 Yeah, if you want, I can go grab an E-meter from my plane. 402 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:57,147 You know, I have been feeling a little off 403 00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:58,524 since the last half-moon. 404 00:18:58,525 --> 00:18:59,776 Okay, be quick. 405 00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:05,948 - I can't believe they fell for that crap. - Oh, yeah, such crap, 406 00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:08,159 definitely not something I've left two families over. 407 00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:10,619 What are you doing, Mav? 408 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:12,162 I'm getting us out of here. 409 00:19:12,163 --> 00:19:14,498 You sure this old thing can even fly? 410 00:19:14,499 --> 00:19:15,583 It's not that old. 411 00:19:15,584 --> 00:19:18,294 Look at its full head of log cabin brown hair. 412 00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,671 I know horoscopes are a little flimflammy, 413 00:19:20,672 --> 00:19:22,591 but people act like they're fortune cookies... 414 00:19:24,342 --> 00:19:27,095 Damn it, they're stealing that very young plane! 415 00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,478 We're never gonna lose 'em in this thing. 416 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,824 We can't take much more of this. 417 00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:49,909 We're gonna have to eject. 418 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:51,660 I'm gonna climb, then we'll eject on three. 419 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,829 On three or after three? 420 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:55,999 You're just like your stupid father. 421 00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:00,921 Take the shot. 422 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,931 Iceman! He's alive! 423 00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:14,266 Yay! Saved by a guy! 424 00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:32,451 It's good to have my wingman back. 425 00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:33,619 I thought we lost you. 426 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,454 Nope. I'm as healthy as I've ever... 427 00:20:35,455 --> 00:20:37,374 Aw, he died again. 428 00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:41,335 Well, that was pretty fun. 429 00:20:41,336 --> 00:20:43,003 Top Gun: Maverick went on to make 430 00:20:43,004 --> 00:20:45,339 over a billion dollars at the box office. 431 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,507 You know what that means? 432 00:20:46,508 --> 00:20:48,008 People are going to the movies again. 433 00:20:48,009 --> 00:20:49,760 Isn't that right, Tiny Tom Cruise? 434 00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:52,138 That's right, Peter. Now let's jump! 435 00:20:52,764 --> 00:20:53,889 Why are we jumping again? 436 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,808 So people will watch your stuff, 437 00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:57,559 and because I don't know I'm not in a movie 438 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,187 all the time. 439 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:01,355 You do your own stunts? 440 00:21:01,356 --> 00:21:03,607 Oh, yeah, were you not aware of that? 441 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:11,180 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -