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Last season on "Future Man"...

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Whoo-ha-ha-ha!

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- Who are you people?
- The game is a recruitment

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and training tool sent back in time.

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You're gonna help us save the world.

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You're the savior.

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The mission is to stop
him from getting herpes,

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prevent him from becoming a scientist,

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and then he never creates the cure.

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I'm really sorry, sir.

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Sorry doesn't re-swab those urethras.

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That's enough, Dr. Camillo.

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I'm sorry, Dr. Kronish.

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- Stu.
- Did I take your bench?

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- I'm... I'm sorry.
- No, Stu, it's me.

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What is going on with this timeline?

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- Hey, hey, JFutz.
- You're home earls, bro.

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- My name is Jewish.
- That's the Kronitorium

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where the super-cure was engineered.

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Where the Biotics were born.

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No, if someone's gonna kill
Kronish, it should be me.

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We'll never forget what you did here.

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When that thing goes green,

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that means Kronish is dead and
the final charge has been set.

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Then, you guys get back to the future

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and do not come back
for me no matter what.

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I did it!

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You did it, huh?

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I take it, no word from
your time-traveling pals?

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Some friends.

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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Oh, my Gosh.
- I got you now.

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That's right. Teach you
to fuck with me again.

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Yeah, there you go.
Oh, yeah, you're struggling.

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I like that. Just gives me more power.

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Take it.

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Come on. That's right.

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There you go. How's that feel?

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Yeah, shut that big
mouth once and for all.

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Tricked you with a worm, you idiot.

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That's right. I'm a man.

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You're a fish. I live in a house.

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You live in a lake.

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There you go. Stop fighting.

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Paul?

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Oh-ho-ho! Joosh.

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You know, this... this fishing game,

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this is one of the best fishing
games ever I ever played,

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and I've played a shitload
of fishing games.

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Not on my work time. On my private time.

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You know, I would never do anything

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while I'm working for you, sir.

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Okay, cool. Uh, one question though.

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How am I here?

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The last thing I remember,
I was in prison,

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- and there was this...
- Big, flash of light, right?

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Wait, how do you know that?

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It happened again.

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What?

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Let's go over it one more time.

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When you were in prison,

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you started seeing these
flashes of light,

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and, uh, having seizures.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, it was terrible.

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You know, gave you complete memory loss.

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Doctor's figured out it was

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because of the nuts in your prison food.

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Yeah, I mean, I have a nut allergy,

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but it doesn't give me seizures.

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Well, you have too many nuts,
you shake like a maraca.

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So the prison had to decide

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whether or not to hire
you a private chef

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or send you home under house arrest.

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But they figured, you know,

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hiring a private chef
for "The Krona-bomber,"

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that's a PR nightmare.
So they sent you home.

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And that wasn't a PR nightmare?

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It's kind of like a
pick-your-poison thing.

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You know, 'cause now
you're eating nut-free meals,

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but occasionally, you'll see
these flashes of light,

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and then you'll forget everything,

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and I gotta explain it to
you, and it's super boring.

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I've, like, told you this
story, like, 15 times.

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Okay, and... and you and
Tracy still work for me?

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No, yeah, Tracy had a problem
working for a terrorist.

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Me, not so much.

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As long as the checks clear,

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I'm your man, JFutz.

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Mmm.

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But if I'm on house arrest,

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why don't I have an ankle bracelet on.

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I mean, what's to stop me
from just walking out the door?

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The bullet I'd put in
the back of your skull.

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Just kidding.

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I'd just pop your knee clean out.

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Paulie, is he seizing up again?

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Yeah, we got a regular
Lucy Whitmore over here.

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That's a character portrayed
by Drew Barrymore

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in the film "50 First Dates."

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Please don't tell me you forgot that.

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So you're...

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- like, my personal guard now?
- Bingo.

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Whoa, "Vermont Fishing Hole."

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Hey, any nibbles, Paulie?

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Pull up a pole. Find out
yourself, my friend.

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Wait, wait, hang on a second.
That doesn't make any sense.

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Prisons have to deal with food
allergies on a daily basis.

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There must be thousands of options

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that are... that are better
than sending me home.

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I'm a convicted terrorist.

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I was given 101 consecutive
life sentences,

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and "USA Today" said that I was
the most hated man in America.

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Ooh, and the "New York Post"
dubbed you Little Boy Blue.

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B-L-E-W.

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'Cause you blew up the building.

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And you're small in stature.

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Okay, so the terrorist gets the door.

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Oh, shit, peonies!

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I didn't know they were in season.

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Neither did I.

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I'm gonna have to pick up some

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of those for the widow Santiago.

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Stu Camillo?

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Stuart Gavin Camillo?

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Ooh, who's that? Old flame?

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No, it's a guy that I used to work with,

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but I have no idea why he
would send me flowers.

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Hmm, but why do you think
he might send you flowers?

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I don't know.

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I just thought he always
kind of hated me.

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Objection. Speculation.

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- Let's get into the real.
- Yeah, hmm.

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Why does this guy hate you?

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I really don't know.

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He was just always a dick to me.

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Really? For no reason?

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Wh... why do you care?

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Don't you find it curious

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that a man you considered "a dick"

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would purchase this
tasteful floral arrangement?

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Clearly this isn't a gas
station impulse buy.

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Yeah, these are Majorcan peonies.

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You know what the street
value of these are?

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I don't. No.

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12.50 a bulb.

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Mm-hmm.

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I think I'm gonna go upstairs
and lie down a little.

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- This is all just sort of...
- Wait.

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Don't you wanna write him
a thank you note first?

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Etiquette dictates, when
someone sends you flowers,

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- you write them a thank you.
- Since when?

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Everyone knows you gotta write a note

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before the last petal falls.

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I don't wanna say anything to Stu.

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Okay, fine, fine. I'll write it.

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"Dear Stu,

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thank you for the magnificent
Majorcan peonies."

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Now I'd like to add something personal.

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Maybe, like, a little inside
joke that you and Stu share.

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- What would that be?
- What is the deal

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with you guys and Stu?

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I-I barely even knew the guy.

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Whoa, hey. Calm down, man.

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- We're all friends here.
- Yeah.

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You're all getting defensive
about this Camillo fella.

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- What does he have on you?
- Or you on him?

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Nothing! I don't know what
the fuck you're talking about!

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Answer our questions about Stu Camillo

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- and this will all be over.
- Stop.

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Stop! Stop walking at me!

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- Sup.
- Hey.

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Die, resistance scum!

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- Who...
- Ninja star.

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I give that entrance...

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Two stars.

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What the hell is happening, guys?

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Skarsgaard and Paul were Biotics?

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- I thought we saved the future.
- We did.

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It's the present that's in danger.

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Your present.

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Nice pj's. All right.

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Before we blew up the Kronitorium,

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Biotics executed murder protocol one.

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Oh, I don't like how that sounds at all.

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Yeah, no, you shouldn't.

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They activated every Biotic
sleeper agent in the world

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for one singular mission.

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- Killing you.
- What?

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Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?

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They must have sent your picture out

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before we blew up the lab.

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Call it the last gasp
of a dying civilization.

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Okay, but... but the future
you guys went back to...?

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Oh, it's perfect.
Everything we dreamed of.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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It's a utopia inside of a paradise.

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We have robot butlers.

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- Tiger, that's...
- No, don't worry. Don't worry.

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Don't worry. They're
programmed not to turn on us.

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Wow.

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We... we saved the world.

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You know, when I was in prison,
I-I hoped against hope

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and... and it kept me going, but...

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But knowing for sure...

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That makes everything we
went through worth it.

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Yeah.

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Wait. If the future was perfect,

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then why... why'd you guys
come back for me?

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'Cause you were in
trouble, little buddy.

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We... we looked up what happened to you.

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Oh, man, it was tough livin' our lives

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knowing those two had
killed you so horrifically.

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Yeah, you see, first rule
of murder protocol one

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is to disrespect the body. So...

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- Oh!
- Yeah.

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Mm.

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Where are my ears?

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Oh, no, they're right...

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- there... there they are.
- Yeah.

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Right inside that.

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- So...
- Oh, God. Okay.

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No teammate of ours is
gonna die like that.

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- No.
- No, no, no.

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- Thank you, guys.
- Hey, do you have any food?

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Yeah.

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Mmm, what the hell did you
do to these vegetables?

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I poached 'em in duck fat.

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Mmm.

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That was so good.

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I can't remember the last
time I had real food.

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Well, get used to it.

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I'm gonna be cooking
like this all the time.

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Using fresh local
ingredients wherever we go.

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Go?

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I mean, shouldn't I be, like,
laying low and hiding out

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if Biotics are hunting me?

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And wait for them to come to us?

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Fuck no. We're bringing
the fight to them.

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Yeah, they're spread
all around the world.

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From the white sand
beaches of Rio de Janeiro

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to the Great Pyramids of Giza.

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We're gonna go to all those places?

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How... how many sleepers are left?

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Well, after this little episode, 12.

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Each in a location
more exotic than the last.

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You know, I-I sort of just feel like

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bringing me to them might be putting me

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in, like, unnecessary danger, and...

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Well, that's where things
get real interesting.

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- Yeah.
- Because once you inject this,

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they'll be the ones in danger.

254
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CATG-6,

255
00:10:08,905 --> 00:10:11,076
aka Globyplast Nine,

256
00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:14,290
aka Super Serum 14.

257
00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,879
It's gonna make you faster,
smarter, stronger,

258
00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:18,549
and you'll be able to walk into a room

259
00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:21,931
and feel instantly confident
no matter the situation.

260
00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,058
Oh, yeah.

261
00:10:23,058 --> 00:10:24,602
- Really?
- Yeah.

262
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:28,987
This is awesome.

263
00:10:28,987 --> 00:10:31,283
Ha, this is incredible.
We're gonna be kicking ass

264
00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:33,161
side by side just the three of us.

265
00:10:33,161 --> 00:10:34,790
- Well...
- Not exactly.

266
00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:43,140
Got the shield-sphere up.

267
00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,768
Should keep us off their
scanners for now.

268
00:10:44,768 --> 00:10:47,398
They'll be four of us.
Meet Fox, new tech expert.

269
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,862
She may look like a nerd,
but you'll be glad to have her

270
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,364
when she hacks us into the Kremlin.

271
00:11:00,842 --> 00:11:03,138
Hi. Futturman.

272
00:11:03,138 --> 00:11:05,017
Josh Futturman.

273
00:11:05,017 --> 00:11:06,938
Welcome to my time.

274
00:11:06,938 --> 00:11:09,359
With a little bit of luck,
maybe it'll become yours.

275
00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:11,071
I like the click of your keyboard.

276
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,993
But be careful, my spell
check doesn't miss a word.

277
00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:16,958
Oh, we'll have to
antidisestablishmentarianism that.

278
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:19,672
- Serum's working.
- Instant chemistry.

279
00:11:19,672 --> 00:11:22,886
All right, I triangulated the
location of our first target.

280
00:11:22,886 --> 00:11:25,182
The ICEHOTEL in Helsinki.

281
00:11:25,182 --> 00:11:26,811
Ah, yeah, I've always wanted to visit.

282
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,190
Well, you better pack
a parka and a tuxedo.

283
00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:30,944
This is a shadow op. Threat level nine.

284
00:11:30,944 --> 00:11:32,488
You two will be posing as newlyweds

285
00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:34,242
infiltrating a Nordic sex cult.

286
00:11:34,242 --> 00:11:36,579
Murder protocol one
dictates to kill on sight.

287
00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:38,000
No questions asked.

288
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,753
We're really gonna
have to sell newlyweds

289
00:11:39,753 --> 00:11:41,589
with insatiable sexual appetites.

290
00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:44,137
Are you up for that?

291
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,057
I mean, yes, I will try.

292
00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:50,482
Wait. Did you say kill on sight,

293
00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:52,236
- no questions asked?
- Yeah.

294
00:11:52,236 --> 00:11:54,073
Because those two asked
me a bunch of questions.

295
00:11:54,073 --> 00:11:55,660
- What're you talking about?
- This whole morning,

296
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,329
they could have just
killed me, and instead,

297
00:11:57,335 --> 00:11:58,978
they asked me a bunch of
questions about Stu Camillo.

298
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,502
Why would they ask about Stu?

299
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,674
I don't know, but they
were extremely persistent.

300
00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:04,678
No, I don't like this one bit.
What're they planning?

301
00:12:04,678 --> 00:12:06,598
If they're breaking MP1,
it must be important.

302
00:12:06,598 --> 00:12:08,393
Fox, hack into the Internet.

303
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,439
Find out everything you
can about Stu Camillo.

304
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,609
Already on it.

305
00:12:14,455 --> 00:12:16,863
You didn't tell 'em anything
important about Stu, did you?

306
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,956
Oh, no, no, no, I don't know
anything important about Stu.

307
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:20,794
- What does he have on you?
- Or you on him?

308
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:24,885
- What does he have on you?
- Or you on him?

309
00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,694
Uh, nothing. No, no, nothing.

310
00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:35,364
Um...

311
00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:37,409
but I did just remember that I...

312
00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:38,873
I think I have a Patagonia

313
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:40,675
gift card upstairs in my room,

314
00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:43,175
I'm gonna go grab it,
gear up for Helsinki.

315
00:12:43,181 --> 00:12:45,384
Back in a jiff.

316
00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:47,806
Okay, Futz.

317
00:12:47,806 --> 00:12:50,269
I know you got it somewhere.

318
00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:01,207
Spoink!

319
00:13:06,426 --> 00:13:08,388
What the fuck is happening?

320
00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:14,789
Oh, Josh, come on.

321
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,551
We're finding all kinds of great
stuff here on the Internet.

322
00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:19,661
Cool. Hey, um...

323
00:13:19,661 --> 00:13:21,456
You know, I just thought of something

324
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:23,836
that actually might be
really useful about Stu.

325
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,449
Really, what?

326
00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:27,928
It was something that
you told me that he told you

327
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:29,430
when you guys went on that date.

328
00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:32,128
Remember? The whale watching date?

329
00:13:32,134 --> 00:13:33,940
Yeah, well, he said a lot of things,

330
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,652
so what specifically?

331
00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,258
Yeah, I can't remember.

332
00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:39,492
You said it was something that
was really, really important,

333
00:13:39,492 --> 00:13:41,083
and he told you right before

334
00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:42,798
the humpback charged your boat.

335
00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:44,543
Well, to be honest, after
I saw that angry spout,

336
00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:46,089
- it just all went blank.
- Wrong.

337
00:13:46,089 --> 00:13:48,301
You've never seen a spout.

338
00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:50,389
You are never this nice to me.

339
00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:51,892
And you?

340
00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:53,254
You're Spoink girl.

341
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,668
What the fuck is going on?

342
00:13:54,674 --> 00:13:56,401
Somebody give me some answers.

343
00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:57,958
This will all be over soon.

344
00:13:57,964 --> 00:14:00,200
Just tell us why you would
be a threat to Stu Camillo?

345
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,010
- You must know his weakness.
- Some of his secrets?

346
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,285
I don't know anything
about Stu Camillo, okay?

347
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,417
He's a tertiary character in my life.

348
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:09,218
- Tell us!
- He's tertiary!

349
00:14:09,218 --> 00:14:11,389
- God damn it!
- Start talking.

350
00:14:11,389 --> 00:14:12,726
- Now!
- He's tertiar...

351
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:16,722
He's tertiary!

352
00:14:38,535 --> 00:14:40,548
I told you not to repeat
the question sequencing.

353
00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:43,069
You made him suspicious.
Geez, you're worse than Hera.

354
00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:44,554
- Don't compare me to Hera.
- Too late.

355
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,647
I already did.

356
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,131
How long until the simulation reboots?

357
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,118
I don't know. He glitched
the whole thing.

358
00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:50,752
Glitched it? He crashed it.

359
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,047
Oh, shit.

360
00:14:56,047 --> 00:14:58,176
We're gonna need Apollo.

361
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,661
It's okay.

362
00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,621
You're safe now.

363
00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:36,711
Let me get this neuro-cap off you.

364
00:15:36,711 --> 00:15:38,173
You'll be a lot more comfortable.

365
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,594
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

366
00:15:43,224 --> 00:15:45,103
What the hell was that? Where am I?

367
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,775
That was a simulation

368
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,485
crafted from your own consciousness,

369
00:15:48,485 --> 00:15:50,843
but controlled by outside operators.

370
00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:53,479
And you are in a cave.

371
00:15:57,544 --> 00:15:59,582
Don't squirm.

372
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:02,177
It only makes the cerebro-derm stickier.

373
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,754
I-I-I can't...

374
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,512
I can't remember coming here.

375
00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:12,107
We had to remove a small
portion of your memory

376
00:16:12,113 --> 00:16:14,368
so you would not suspect
you were in a sim.

377
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,883
Don't worry. It's just spinal fluid.

378
00:16:26,757 --> 00:16:28,844
There. Good as new.

379
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:31,607
No, bad. Bad. Still bad.

380
00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:35,002
Who... who are you?

381
00:16:35,008 --> 00:16:37,054
What the fuck is going on?

382
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,836
My name is Athena

383
00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:40,380
and I'm sorry you had
to go through that.

384
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,634
I assure you, it was
for your own safety.

385
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,597
The truth is so shocking,

386
00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:46,175
we felt a simulation was a more

387
00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:47,854
humane way to ease you into it.

388
00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:50,860
I really think you should
lie down for this.

389
00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:54,331
Just come on.

390
00:16:55,118 --> 00:16:56,746
Okay.

391
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,464
I am from the future.

392
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,386
And...

393
00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:09,220
Okay.

394
00:17:09,647 --> 00:17:12,444
My comrades and I traveled
back in time to find you

395
00:17:12,444 --> 00:17:14,156
because we believe you may be

396
00:17:14,156 --> 00:17:17,149
the only person with the
skills to save our world.

397
00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:20,541
A savior. I know, it boggles the mind.

398
00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:22,548
But you must believe me.

399
00:17:22,548 --> 00:17:25,805
In 2026, Dr. Stu Camillo will create

400
00:17:25,805 --> 00:17:27,683
a super-cure for all diseases,

401
00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:29,520
leading to a global war...

402
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,025
Between the ones who receive
the cure and the ones who don't?

403
00:17:32,025 --> 00:17:33,486
Well, yes, exactly, but there's no way

404
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,990
you could possibly know that.

405
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:38,538
Yeah, I know it because I lived it.

406
00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:41,046
God damn it. It didn't work.

407
00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:42,973
I don't understand.

408
00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:48,182
I fought...

409
00:17:48,182 --> 00:17:51,230
I struggled, I suffered, I sacrificed,

410
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,318
I saw a girl's head get
blown up in my face,

411
00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:55,948
and I end up in the exact same place.

412
00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:01,432
Okay, so... Stu is the new Kronish.

413
00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:04,444
Same shit, different fucking timeline.

414
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,427
So you're a Time Warrior?

415
00:18:10,268 --> 00:18:11,392
Yeah.

416
00:18:12,606 --> 00:18:14,109
Yeah, I guess you could say that.

417
00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:16,990
Then you know the stakes we face.

418
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,978
The fate of humanity is in the balance.

419
00:18:18,984 --> 00:18:21,741
- We need you.
- No.

420
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:24,275
You know, after spending a year

421
00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:27,162
in the prison for the
criminally insane...

422
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:30,174
For apparently no reason...

423
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,626
I don't really feel like
being a savior anymore.

424
00:18:35,945 --> 00:18:37,824
I've upset you.

425
00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:40,370
That's the last thing I wanted to do.

426
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,374
Rest.

427
00:18:58,031 --> 00:18:59,658
Seriously?

428
00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:02,116
Great way to treat
your savior. Thank you.

429
00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:21,160
Here. Eat something.

430
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,481
I'm not hungry.

431
00:19:22,487 --> 00:19:24,458
Being in the sim cranks your metabolism

432
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,151
14.6 times normal.

433
00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:27,672
You're in a caloric freefall,

434
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:29,928
you risk hypo-auto-cannibalization.

435
00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:31,656
Oh, all right. How about this?

436
00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:33,936
How about I start by
gnawing on my fucking leg?

437
00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:35,981
Why am I shackled to the bed?

438
00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:37,692
The restraint is for your safety.

439
00:19:37,692 --> 00:19:40,698
I once saw a man flail so violently

440
00:19:40,698 --> 00:19:42,577
from post-sim hallucinations,

441
00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:44,498
he shattered his femur.

442
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:46,837
The jagged bone ripped right
through the meat of his thigh.

443
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,258
All right, fine. Just leave it on.

444
00:19:51,753 --> 00:19:53,589
Easy on the liquids.

445
00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:55,211
The tranq we gave you can lead

446
00:19:55,217 --> 00:19:57,010
to bladder control issues.

447
00:19:57,016 --> 00:19:59,361
I play a lot of video games, okay.

448
00:19:59,361 --> 00:20:02,409
- I have no problem holding my U.
- Understood.

449
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,246
You know, putting me in that sim

450
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,208
and making me think that I'd
saved the world was pretty mean.

451
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,129
We didn't make you think
you saved the world.

452
00:20:08,129 --> 00:20:10,675
That part was a projection
of your own subconscious.

453
00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:12,763
All we controlled were
the questions about Stu.

454
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,433
- You filled in the rest.
- So you...

455
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:15,895
You hijacked my brain

456
00:20:15,895 --> 00:20:17,564
just to ask me questions
about Stu Camillo?

457
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,821
Yes, but the simulation
told us so much more.

458
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:23,701
We thought it was something you knew.

459
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:25,580
It turns out it's something you are.

460
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,841
What am I?

461
00:20:30,841 --> 00:20:32,594
That's what we're here to find out.

462
00:20:32,594 --> 00:20:34,792
There's a power in you greater

463
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,849
than any we've ever seen.

464
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,899
Like... like, a super power?

465
00:20:38,899 --> 00:20:40,778
Exactly.

466
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,572
Now, I understand you've been through

467
00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,117
something like this before,

468
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,730
and I know why you're
hesitant to try it again,

469
00:20:46,736 --> 00:20:49,074
but if you'll join us, I promise you,

470
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,415
it'll be different this time.

471
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,879
You won't end up behind bars.

472
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,641
You'll end up in the history books

473
00:20:55,647 --> 00:20:57,175
as the greatest hero

474
00:20:57,181 --> 00:20:59,242
the world has ever known.

475
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,905
- And if I say no?
- We'll wipe your memory

476
00:21:02,905 --> 00:21:04,283
and put you right back in prison.

477
00:21:04,283 --> 00:21:05,943
- You can do that?
- Of course.

478
00:21:05,949 --> 00:21:07,790
The only side effect would be

479
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,877
the lingering sensation
that something was off,

480
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,755
but you would never really
be able to tell what it was.

481
00:21:11,755 --> 00:21:13,676
It would just be there gnawing at you,

482
00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:15,722
never more than a shadow.

483
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:18,040
That... that sounds like
it would drive me insane.

484
00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:22,298
Okay.

485
00:21:22,304 --> 00:21:24,016
Okay, if I do this,

486
00:21:24,022 --> 00:21:26,694
it is not to make it
into the history books.

487
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:30,543
It's to make sure there's still
a history to be written about.

488
00:21:30,543 --> 00:21:33,007
Inside of history books.

489
00:21:33,007 --> 00:21:35,053
Well said, Joosh.

490
00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:37,935
So, does that mean you're in?

491
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,299
Call me Josh.

492
00:21:41,587 --> 00:21:42,839
I'm in.

493
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,474
Welcome to the Pointed Circle.

494
00:21:45,578 --> 00:21:47,582
Pointed Circle. That's a cool name.

495
00:21:47,588 --> 00:21:49,384
Oh, that also...

496
00:21:49,456 --> 00:21:52,838
Explains the, uh, pointed circle.

497
00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:54,926
Yeah.

498
00:21:54,926 --> 00:21:57,389
There are some others who are
going to want to meet you:

499
00:21:57,389 --> 00:22:00,520
- Odin, Vishnu, Muluku, Xenu.
- Yeah, I, uh, would love

500
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,148
to meet the... the whole...
The whole gang.

501
00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:03,651
And as a member of the Pointed Circle,

502
00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:05,113
you'll need a code name as well.

503
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:07,075
Okay.

504
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,702
How does Jesus sound to you?

505
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,127
It's a little risky.

506
00:22:12,127 --> 00:22:14,256
Mm, Allah?

507
00:22:14,256 --> 00:22:16,343
- Yeah, Jesus is fine.
- Good.

508
00:22:16,343 --> 00:22:17,637
Eat your supper.

509
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,141
I'll return soon with the others.

510
00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:33,169
Oh.

511
00:22:33,169 --> 00:22:34,922
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

512
00:22:34,922 --> 00:22:36,550
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

513
00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:39,055
Shit. Shit.

514
00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:42,980
I can't meet Xenu like this.
This is disgusting.

515
00:22:44,838 --> 00:22:46,926
Sheets.

516
00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:27,402
Joosh is on board.

517
00:23:27,402 --> 00:23:30,951
We need all techs working
on an upload machine.

518
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,620
You're so convinced this'll work,

519
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,293
but how do you know he's the one?

520
00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:36,753
He crashed the simulation

521
00:23:36,753 --> 00:23:38,178
in less than ten minutes.

522
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,697
We harness that power and use it

523
00:23:39,703 --> 00:23:41,305
to bring down the entire system,

524
00:23:41,305 --> 00:23:43,041
- then we strike.
- The attack is on Launch Day.

525
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,513
We'll need to weaponize him before then.

526
00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:46,771
It'll take some time to
replicate the induction cortex.

527
00:23:46,777 --> 00:23:48,155
You'll have to keep him calm till then.

528
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,373
- That won't be a problem.
- Okay.

529
00:23:50,379 --> 00:23:52,744
'Cause this procedure
will 100% kill him.

530
00:23:52,744 --> 00:23:54,372
- "Kill him"?
- Soldiers die

531
00:23:54,372 --> 00:23:56,335
for lesser causes.
His death will be the first,

532
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,756
but it won't be the last.

533
00:23:57,762 --> 00:23:59,318
A war is coming.

534
00:23:59,324 --> 00:24:01,537
It's time we took back control.

535
00:24:08,051 --> 00:24:10,864
Oh, God. They're gonna kill me.

536
00:24:21,176 --> 00:24:24,557
Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty,
lefty-loosey.

537
00:24:26,228 --> 00:24:28,357
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

538
00:24:39,539 --> 00:24:41,501
Nighty-night.

539
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,242
You left the door open?

540
00:24:58,066 --> 00:24:59,544
When they ripped out your tongue,

541
00:24:59,544 --> 00:25:01,047
did they get your brain too?

542
00:25:01,047 --> 00:25:03,093
You know what?

543
00:25:03,093 --> 00:25:04,721
Don't. Spread out.

544
00:25:04,721 --> 00:25:07,101
Search the halls.
He can't have gotten far.

545
00:25:07,101 --> 00:25:08,562
Achilles will hear of this.

546
00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:14,157
Jesus.

547
00:25:39,249 --> 00:25:41,211
God it stinks in here.

548
00:25:41,211 --> 00:25:43,621
Yeah, I know. This cave 
is nasty. I don't like it.

549
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:47,080
You know last week, I caught
Apollo pissing in that corner?

550
00:25:47,086 --> 00:25:49,895
I do not let him near me.

551
00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:12,440
TTD.

552
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:24,924
Did you hear that? Osiris,
Ganesh, check that out.

553
00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:53,689
Hachi machi.

554
00:26:57,102 --> 00:27:00,946
_

555
00:27:01,392 --> 00:27:05,454
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