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Previously on "Future Man"...
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My name is Athena.
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My comrades and I traveled
back in time to find you.
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Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.
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The Biotics, the wars.
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The Tiger I know didn't stand down.
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That was before a whole
unit died because of me.
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I lost everyone to get here.
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- Gosh, darn it!
- Jeepers creepers.
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Those bags, so rascally.
I never trust 'em.
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I don't know how to thank
you for this, Ty-Anne.
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I haven't had a home-cooked meal since,
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well, I lived at home with my mom.
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Oh, you hush now, Stu-bear.
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Goodnight, you sweet, sad little man.
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How do we separate Biotics from humans?
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This place is thick
with sewer mushrooms.
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Couple of seconds after eating those,
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you puke, shit yourself, and pass out
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with no memory of what happened.
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Except for Biotics.
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They're immune to all poison,
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so they'll be the only ones
left standing.
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How?
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Oh, shiiit!
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Breathe, God damn it.
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How did we...
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Get out of there?
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It's such a mind-fuck.
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2162.
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We made it.
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"This reflecting pool
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"commemorates the innocent lives
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"lost in the horrific Kronish Tower
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Terrorist Attack."
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Oh, my God.
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- We fucking did it.
- We did.
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We did it!
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Oh, Tiger, we did it!
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Yay!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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Whoo!
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- Whoo!
- Ah!
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So long, Biotics.
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You exist on a plaque now.
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That's what's left of your filthy kind.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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Not a... not a single one left.
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So we can probably never talk
about it again.
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- That little guy did it.
- Yeah.
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His name should be on that plaque.
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Not those fucking Perfs.
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That's the best and easy fix.
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- There we go. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I guess we should say something.
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Yeah, I mean he died for the cause.
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We should probably say a few words.
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- Yeah.
- How do you
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eulogize a man like Josh?
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- Oh, you're really asking...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Public speaking's not really my...
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It doesn't have to be a formal thing.
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No, no, no. We'll just keep it casual.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Okay, so...
- So...
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He, uh, made a lot of kills.
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And look at those names.
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I mean, I did a good portion
of them, but it...
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You have anything you wanna add or?
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Though his worldly body was incinerated
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and turned to ash,
I take comfort in knowing
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that it has become one
with the elements,
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aerating the soil
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and the earth that we walk upon,
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blowing in the wind
and the air that we breathe.
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Except for his cock.
That's still kicking around,
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- huh?
- Yep.
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The living embodiment of
Josh hangs off me
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like a medal of honor.
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Though it was once
a cause of great shame,
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I will wear it with pride
for the rest of my days.
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Like him, it's small, but efficient.
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It packs the occasional wallop.
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Not as big of a wallop
as my original rod.
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- Ah, yeah okay.
- But this one's adequate.
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- Just like Josh.
- Mm-hmm.
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And when I hold it in my hand it will be
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like I'm holding
his hand across timelines.
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Okay, all right.
All right, I think we're good.
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- I think we covered it.
- Oh, yeah, sure.
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Only sounded like a eulogy
for your incinerated cock.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm just... ah, how about you?
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Nah, I'm good. I mean,
a millimeter to the right
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probably would have hit
my heart over here.
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- Oh, yeah, close call.
- Yeah.
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Well, let's see how we fit
into this brave, new world, huh?
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I like what I'm seeing so far.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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A little hotter than our 2162,
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- but I could get used to this.
- Yeah.
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Reminds me of all those schvitzes I took
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with some pretty powerful
Hollywood Jews.
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's where all the real
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- deals got made.
- Mm-hmm.
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And some lasting friendships.
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So me, Bob Evans, Lou Wasserman...
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Okay, okay,
we're closing in on something.
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Oh. No.
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No.
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It's the Three Strung Corpses
of Alamore.
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It's the Death Fields.
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I thought we changed things.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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Wait, those aren't corpses.
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They're Frighten-Birds.
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If there's Frighten-Birds,
there must be...
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Outdoor food!
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It's a...
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It's a bean.
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And what a bean.
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Have we created the land of giants?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm sensing hints of lima.
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And pinto.
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Kidney.
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Black-eyed. And navy.
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Navy.
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This is like all beans rolled into one.
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Like some kind of a...
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mega-bean.
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From the death fields
to the bean fields.
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What a magical world.
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Wolf, Younglings.
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Fresh and undead!
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Wolf, I think they want to play
Hunter v. Hunted.
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Wolf.
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Wolf.
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Strays in the All-Bean field!
Strays in the All-Bean field!
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Strays in the All-Bean field!
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Strays in the All-Bean field!
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That's no stray. That's Torque!
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He's got two GX239 hand cannon wounds.
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Shoulder, thigh,
and I'm hit upper abdomen.
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- Weasel. Is that you?
- Who are you calling weasel?
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- 'Cause that's your name.
- My name is Wrench.
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And there's no outsiders
allowed in the NAG.
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It's Tiger. I'm with Wolf.
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That's Torque. I know him.
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I don't know you.
Maybe you're helping him.
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Or maybe you're the one
that gave him those injuries.
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Trying to use him for cover.
Sneak in, poach our beans.
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- That your game?
- Is she Bio-Tech?
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She sure smells like one.
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We'll know for sure after she takes
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the sewer-mushroom test.
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Your pants make brown,
welcome to our town.
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Your pants stay dry...
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You're gonna die.
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Anvil! Go get the Bio-Tester.
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- Hey, you're back.
- Huh? What?
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- You're home.
- What?
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Come on.
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- Let's get you some help.
- Huh? What?
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If we succeed, we go back to the future,
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the Biotics don't exist,
and our team is still alive.
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That's different people
who don't know us
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- or what we did.
- But I'll know.
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And you'll know.
And we'll have each other.
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I've given you my life
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because I trust you.
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It was all worth it to get you back.
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You're the only family I need.
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You and your mutant race deserve to die!
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Come!
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Come! C-come!
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Come!
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C-come! Come!
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Out with you, boy!
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C-come!
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Come!
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- Come!
- Reveal yourself!
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Devil child!
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C-come!
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Come!
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Come one, come all
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to the great red planet MARS!
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Yep, it's me: Lil Jimmy McGurgan.
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Earth is dying.
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Lucky for us,
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the solar system gave us a spare planet
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right next door, and I'm gonna
be the first boy on MARS.
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- What?
- But before I get there,
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we've all got some training to do.
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Mons hab units are open now,
no Ethereum down!
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Come! Come one, come all to
the great red planet MARS.
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Yep, it's me: Lil Jimmy McGurgan.
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Earth is dying.
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Lucky for us, the solar system
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gave us a spare planet
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right next door...
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You. Moon man.
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What the fuck's going on here?
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Hello and welcome to the Mons.
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I'm your automated guide Cassini.
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How may I be of service?
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I want answers, Cassini,
and I want them now.
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Okeydokey, what kind of answers?
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Commonly asked questions include:
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what does it smell like on MARS?
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Is it hot or cold on MARS?
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Will I need a jacket on MARS?
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- And are there Martians on MARS?
- Okay.
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Were all these people in
these bubble huts Bio-Techs?
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Oopsie. Hate speech is a no-no.
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Please restate your question
using the term "human beings."
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Okay, are these human beings,
were they given a super-cure
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- for all diseases?
- You betcha.
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Their ancestors were given the cure
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- more than 100 years ago.
- Fuck me.
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I personally cannot
perform that service,
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but here are some local
establishments that can.
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The Rub Hub, The "O" -Zone, Spunknik.
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Okay.
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Was there a war because the government
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forced a super-cure
on an unwilling populace?
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- No.
- Oh, thank God.
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There was a war because the government
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withheld the cure from a large portion
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of a desperate and dying populace,
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kicking off 100 years
of global bloodshed,
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the likes of which our planet
has never seen.
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No, I can't believe this.
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Retrieving visual proof.
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I've curated the most disturbing images
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to convey maximum emotional impact,
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forgoing a traditional
narrative form of storytelling.
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Does it help if I go faster?
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Stop. Stop. Cassini, stop!
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The next thing out of your squawk box
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better be some good news
about the last 100 years.
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How about this?
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Thanks to the Armistice of 2142,
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humanity has enjoyed 20 years
of lasting peace.
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Yeah, yeah, tell me more
about these peace accords.
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The Peace Accord Bombings of 2094
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devastated Western Europe.
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Does that sound
like good news to you, Cassini!
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Ma'am? Ma'am!
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You are currently breaking
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the Violence Against
Machines Act of 2139.
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Yeah, I'm gonna break
a lot more than that
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you fucking Dork-a-tron!
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I am computer code and
cannot be physically harmed.
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You appear to be injured.
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Your current rate of blood loss
is 9.6 milliliters per minute.
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I advise you to seek medical attention.
260
00:14:08,851 --> 00:14:11,647
Oh, uh, have a wonderful day.
261
00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:37,281
What the fuck is this shit?
262
00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:47,427
Fuck!
263
00:14:51,477 --> 00:14:52,897
Well... no.
264
00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:24,752
Uh, is Tony in?
I was hoping to have this clean
265
00:15:24,753 --> 00:15:26,673
by Mon... day.
266
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,805
You do know there's an infirmary
267
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,308
two quads up, three over?
268
00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:58,026
Two quads up, three over. Okay.
269
00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:31,635
- Where'd she go?
- She's right here.
270
00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:42,281
Now you found me, what do you want?
271
00:16:42,282 --> 00:16:44,494
To invite you.
272
00:16:44,495 --> 00:16:46,164
Up there.
273
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,257
Oh, come on.
274
00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:17,101
I can't believe it.
275
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,895
You're here.
276
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:21,527
Oh, you're hurt. Doctor Hogeveen!
277
00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:24,448
- How are you here?
- How are you here?
278
00:17:24,449 --> 00:17:27,078
It's been 144 years,
7 months, and 3 days
279
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,915
since that magical...
280
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,212
since we met.
281
00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:32,591
You haven't aged a day.
282
00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:34,511
Yeah, I've aged a day.
283
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,433
- One really shitty day.
- Eunice, please, she's hurt.
284
00:17:37,434 --> 00:17:39,103
One day?
285
00:17:39,104 --> 00:17:41,024
How is that possible?
286
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:44,322
- Time travel.
- But that doesn't exist.
287
00:17:44,323 --> 00:17:46,869
Well obviously it exists
because I'm here in your...
288
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:49,373
what do you call this? Mountain lair?
289
00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:51,837
You freeze yourself?
You're a cryo-slag now?
290
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,549
This is a miracle. It's...
291
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,344
This is happiness I don't deserve.
292
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,056
- A bolt of joy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
293
00:17:57,057 --> 00:17:59,686
- How did Kronish's cure get out?
- Kronish?
294
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:03,401
- His work died with him.
- What... ow!
295
00:18:03,402 --> 00:18:05,238
These wounds.
It would help if I could see
296
00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:07,242
- the weapon that caused them.
- Yeah, we'll just pop back
297
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:10,667
140 years and take them off
the chucklefucks who shot me.
298
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,127
Who developed the cure?
299
00:18:12,128 --> 00:18:14,925
Ah, you know, I don't like to
300
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:18,139
toot my own kazoo, but it was me.
301
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,518
It was my life's work.
302
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:21,479
Why would you do that?
303
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,818
Because tens of millions
of people were dying
304
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:25,195
and I wanted to save them.
305
00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:27,659
You monster! Ah!
306
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:31,668
- Fuck! What?
- Get it out of your system.
307
00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:36,552
Reveal yourself.
308
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:38,346
- I'm not hiding.
- Come on!
309
00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:40,100
- Is this a joke?
- This is me.
310
00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:41,603
I'm a hologram.
311
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,816
It's true. He is a hologram.
312
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:45,903
I appreciate you keeping an open mind.
313
00:18:45,904 --> 00:18:48,324
What kind of sick fucking
techno nightmare
314
00:18:48,325 --> 00:18:50,370
did I just wake up in?
315
00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:52,417
Eunice, can you please give us a moment?
316
00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:56,049
Look, I...
317
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:02,645
I know this is a lot to take
in, but, um, I'm an AIS,
318
00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,273
an Augmented Intelligence System.
319
00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:06,570
I uploaded my brain, my memories.
320
00:19:06,571 --> 00:19:08,072
Everything about me still exists.
321
00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:09,951
I just don't have a body.
322
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,455
So you're a robo-ghost.
323
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:16,297
Will you excuse me one second?
324
00:19:16,298 --> 00:19:17,341
Fuck.
325
00:19:17,342 --> 00:19:18,803
Oh, that was a disaster.
326
00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:20,388
You're catastrophizing.
327
00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:22,434
- She hates me.
- She doesn't hate you.
328
00:19:22,435 --> 00:19:24,981
I waited 144 years
329
00:19:24,982 --> 00:19:26,568
for the only woman I've ever loved
330
00:19:26,569 --> 00:19:27,946
to come walking through the door
331
00:19:27,947 --> 00:19:30,868
and I immediately blow it.
332
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,206
Why couldn't I have programmed
myself to be cool?
333
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:35,168
Stu, take a deep breath.
334
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,347
She probably blames me for the war.
335
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,767
But I wasn't the one who decided
336
00:19:42,768 --> 00:19:43,853
who got the cure and who didn't.
337
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:45,188
It was those bastards
338
00:19:45,189 --> 00:19:46,567
at the World Health Organization.
339
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,779
And history reviles them for it.
340
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:52,077
I have dedicated my life
to healing humanity.
341
00:19:52,078 --> 00:19:55,208
I extended my life so that
I could continue trying.
342
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:57,004
If only there was a way I could program
343
00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:59,216
- that information into her.
- There is.
344
00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,678
It's called "telling her."
345
00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:03,809
Use your words, Stu.
346
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,270
I'll probably just mess it up.
347
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,441
Try considering how she feels.
348
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:08,777
With your computing power,
349
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,948
you've had 16 quadrillion lifetimes
350
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:12,744
to process these feelings.
351
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,664
She's had 12 minutes.
352
00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:16,459
Yeah.
353
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,422
You're right. Just...
354
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,135
It's Ty-Anne.
355
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,807
- It's the real Ty-Anne.
- I know.
356
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:26,187
- I don't want to blow it.
- Stu.
357
00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:29,318
You're not just a person.
You're a good person.
358
00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:32,951
- No, no.
- Stuart, look at me.
359
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:35,455
You're a person.
360
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:40,382
Do you need a hug?
361
00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:42,219
Yeah.
362
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:45,559
Can you be the bunny?
363
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,437
We're inside your operating system.
364
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:49,275
I can be whatever you want.
365
00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:55,955
There you go. There you go.
366
00:20:55,956 --> 00:20:58,001
Settle into that fur.
367
00:20:58,002 --> 00:20:59,629
Where were we?
368
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:02,593
You were blabbing about
being a computer zombie.
369
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,806
Your feelings are understandable
370
00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,768
and valid, Ty-Anne.
371
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:10,316
Ty-Anne? Ah, right, yeah.
I was at your house yesterday.
372
00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:13,782
Well, no, I'm Tiger,
and I'm from the year 2162.
373
00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:15,828
But not this bullshit version.
374
00:21:15,829 --> 00:21:17,247
The version where I was sent back
375
00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:19,209
to stop the cure from ever getting out.
376
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,172
You were just a mark for my mission
377
00:21:21,173 --> 00:21:23,969
to blow up the Kronitorium and
destroy all Kronish's research.
378
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,641
What are you talking about?
You didn't blow up the lab.
379
00:21:26,642 --> 00:21:28,436
That was the Krona-bomber.
380
00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:29,732
Joosh Futturman.
381
00:21:31,109 --> 00:21:32,862
Little Boy Blew.
382
00:21:32,863 --> 00:21:35,576
- Yeah, he was with us.
- You were working with him?
383
00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:37,538
He was a cold-blooded killer.
384
00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:39,793
He was remorseless during the trial.
385
00:21:39,794 --> 00:21:42,047
This... this does not compute.
386
00:21:42,048 --> 00:21:43,967
Yeah, you know
what else doesn't compute?
387
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,347
The world I come from, we were
in the midst of a 30-year war.
388
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,019
Now, thanks to you, we're up to 100.
389
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:52,693
It's 114, actually.
We round down for morale.
390
00:21:52,694 --> 00:21:56,408
Do you understand now why you
being the father of the cure
391
00:21:56,409 --> 00:21:58,914
is not exactly the bee's knees.
392
00:21:58,915 --> 00:22:00,876
Oh, boy. This next part...
393
00:22:00,877 --> 00:22:04,843
Look, I want you to trust me, and, uh,
394
00:22:04,844 --> 00:22:07,264
the foundation to any healthy
relationship is honesty.
395
00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:09,184
- So...
- Out with it, phantom!
396
00:22:09,185 --> 00:22:11,021
When you stab me,
it doesn't hurt me physically,
397
00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:12,900
- but it does hurt my heart.
- Oh, that just makes me wanna
398
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:15,363
- to stab you more.
- Okay, if...
399
00:22:15,364 --> 00:22:17,284
If I'm the father of the cure,
400
00:22:17,285 --> 00:22:20,332
then you're kinda the mom.
401
00:22:21,878 --> 00:22:23,797
What!
402
00:22:23,798 --> 00:22:25,968
When you saved my life
403
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,181
by leaving me that note,
I wanted to thank you,
404
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,601
but you vanished.
405
00:22:29,602 --> 00:22:30,895
I had no way to get in contact with you.
406
00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:33,149
- Watch out!
- Fuck.
407
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,944
Then I remembered that I'm a scientist,
408
00:22:34,945 --> 00:22:37,365
so I could find you using
something that you left behind.
409
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:38,661
Like what?
410
00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:42,501
The genomic structure of your DNA
411
00:22:42,502 --> 00:22:44,338
was like nothing I'd ever seen.
412
00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:48,012
No, that's a hologram too.
413
00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:49,515
The original was purchased by Elon Musk
414
00:22:49,516 --> 00:22:52,772
in a competitive bidding situation.
415
00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:56,362
You used my Biotic DNA
to create the cure?
416
00:22:56,363 --> 00:22:58,199
I thought you were an angel from heaven.
417
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,786
I thought that this was
my life's purpose,
418
00:22:59,787 --> 00:23:01,998
to use this to heal the world.
419
00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:04,419
To save humanity, the way you saved me.
420
00:23:06,509 --> 00:23:09,471
No, no, no, that's...
421
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,433
Hologram. I'm so sorry.
422
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:13,773
That was the worst time
for that to happen.
423
00:23:35,692 --> 00:23:37,485
- No, I get it.
- Oh, son of a...
424
00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:39,699
I get it. You hate me.
425
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,160
No, I don't.
426
00:23:41,161 --> 00:23:43,665
This isn't your fault, okay? It's mine.
427
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,961
I'm the one who left behind body-relics,
428
00:23:45,962 --> 00:23:49,259
and that mistake... made it
so I destroyed humanity.
429
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:51,347
No, you saved it.
430
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:54,061
None of these people would be
alive if it wasn't for you.
431
00:23:54,062 --> 00:23:56,733
If you hadn't left
behind those body-relics,
432
00:23:56,734 --> 00:23:59,530
humanity would have gone
the way of the bees.
433
00:23:59,531 --> 00:24:02,870
And the bats. All animals, really.
434
00:24:02,871 --> 00:24:04,832
Oh, great. Well I saved
the doofus brigade.
435
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,253
Just in time for the planet
to die. Super proud.
436
00:24:07,254 --> 00:24:09,174
But we are not gonna die with it.
437
00:24:09,175 --> 00:24:10,677
Look, all these people are not
438
00:24:10,678 --> 00:24:12,305
worrying about the end of the world.
439
00:24:12,306 --> 00:24:14,226
They're looking forward
to starting a new one.
440
00:24:14,227 --> 00:24:17,273
Hey, Jimmy! You excited
about the MARS launch?
441
00:24:17,274 --> 00:24:18,902
You bet, Stu. Check out my new suit.
442
00:24:18,903 --> 00:24:20,906
First boy on MARS!
443
00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,618
No one can take that away from you.
444
00:24:24,247 --> 00:24:26,083
Really wish I could take
that away from him,
445
00:24:26,084 --> 00:24:28,881
but the rules of the radio
call-in contest were clear.
446
00:24:36,981 --> 00:24:38,568
This changes everything.
447
00:24:39,736 --> 00:24:42,533
For the first time,
humanity is working together
448
00:24:42,534 --> 00:24:44,745
- in pursuit of a single goal.
- Does that include
449
00:24:44,746 --> 00:24:46,958
the spear-wielding man-mountain
over at the NAG?
450
00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:49,296
'Cause his goal seemed to be
to make me shit myself.
451
00:24:49,297 --> 00:24:52,010
The good people of the NAG
are invited to MARS.
452
00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:53,930
I've reached out to them
countless times.
453
00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:57,563
But they're so anti-tech.
They don't trust me.
454
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,901
When I finally made enough
cure, I sent it to them.
455
00:24:59,902 --> 00:25:01,863
They smashed it with rocks.
456
00:25:01,864 --> 00:25:05,119
When puppies went extinct,
I sent them PUP-E,
457
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,167
an adorable robo-dog.
They smashed them with rocks.
458
00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:09,670
I can't blame them on that one.
459
00:25:09,671 --> 00:25:11,423
I mean, you replaced
a stable food source
460
00:25:11,424 --> 00:25:13,469
with an inedible toy, so.
461
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,141
I am trying really, really hard.
462
00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:17,937
I know I can't force anyone
463
00:25:17,938 --> 00:25:21,068
to see the great thing we're doing here,
464
00:25:21,069 --> 00:25:22,696
but I hope you will.
465
00:25:22,697 --> 00:25:24,659
Okay, Stu.
466
00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:26,579
Yeah, maybe this world is better
467
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,167
than the world I came from, but...
468
00:25:29,168 --> 00:25:31,714
that doesn't mean I have a place in it.
469
00:25:31,715 --> 00:25:33,885
I still don't know who I am.
470
00:25:33,886 --> 00:25:37,350
Or how I got this way.
471
00:25:37,351 --> 00:25:41,358
And now I have nobody. I'm alone.
472
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,861
Well, that's where you're wrong.
473
00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:04,260
Tiger, meet Ty-Anne.
474
00:26:04,284 --> 00:26:05,721
My daughter.
475
00:26:07,610 --> 00:26:09,124
Hi.
476
00:26:09,607 --> 00:26:13,676
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