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Previously on "Future Man"...
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Tiger, meet Ty-Anne, my daughter.
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I have one question and
just one question only.
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Robot or clone?
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Tell Dad I'm not coming out.
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Can't he just, like,
walk through the door?
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We made a deal that we would
take my room off the grid
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so that I could become
a woman in private.
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Welcome back, Torque.
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- How long was I gone?
- Two years.
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I am not the man you think I am.
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- You're not Torque?
- Correct.
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Do you know where the real Torque is?
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No.
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Oh.
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- You wanna live or die?
- Uh, live.
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- Then you better come with me.
- Who are you?
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I'm Achilles.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, yeah, Ty-Anne. Look at you.
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I'm so proud of you, Ty-Anne.
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Come here. Come here.
Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, you're doing so well. Come here.
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Let me tell you something about
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having a computer for a dad.
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Oh, yeah, come look... oh.
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It'll fuck you right up.
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Kids can't be solved and
computers don't like that.
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Tie it around the loop.
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But I know how much you like diagrams.
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- I don't.
- So...
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Okay, remember how I told you about
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the bunny that loves
to live in the burrow
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that's right by the top
quarter of your shoe?
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They hop around and they go
into burrows and make knots
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behind with their tail?
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I appreciate the effort.
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The effort's great, but we're
looking for results here.
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It was like this for everything.
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No, not... not like that.
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It's just a knot.
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But I learned to adapt...
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Kind of.
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That's such a great hole, honey.
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Very creative.
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Uh, okay, um,
Daddy is gonna be real busy
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bringing about a unified
and lasting world peace,
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so Dr. Hogeveen is here to help.
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Don't need help.
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You can't make me hang out
with another ghost-lady!
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You're solid?
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That's right, chickadee.
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And that was the first human I ever met.
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We never really did
the whole catch thing.
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Oh, well, then,
that's where we'll start.
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Ah.
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She was the stern governess
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I didn't know I needed,
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one who wouldn't let me get away with,
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well...
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Anything.
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Dr. Hogeveen taught me that instead
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of throwing things, I could use words.
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Turns out, I was pretty good at it.
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So, as you can see,
these columns are identical,
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which is problematic,
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because you'd think that
when a war ended,
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a person would be allowed
to go to a party,
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but as you can see, a person is not.
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I'm a person.
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Wow, honey.
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That is such lovely work.
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Lovely work...
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God, I really like those
captivating dissolves too.
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Well done. Yeah.
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But I'm afraid you're gonna
have to sit this one out.
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Listen, when I was your age,
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I didn't go to parties...
at any age, really.
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I never got invited,
and was I upset about that?
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Yeah, of course, but I got over it,
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and now, look at me.
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I'm immortal, and they're all dead.
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So, uh, how about a compromise?
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He didn't even look at the whole thing.
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I formatted the bibliography in MLA
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because he's always saying
APA's for hacks and journos.
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Dr. Hogeveen had
no tolerance for tantrums.
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To her, emotions were for the weak,
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but that night, she just let me go.
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I can't live in this prison anymore.
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He's literally a monster!
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Then dropped a 40 megaton truth-bomb
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in the heart of my childhood.
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You're right.
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He is a monster... literally.
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It's time you learn the truth
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about Stuart Gavin Camillo.
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Adult male, 179 pounds.
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I'll tell you anything. Anything.
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Upload failed.
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Super-heated hemoglobin trial, fail.
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Super-frozen hemoglobin trial, fail.
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Polypeptic anti-coagulant
phosphate neuro-depressor.
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Fail. I'm so stupid!
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Why did I think that would work?
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Wow, I can't believe
I qualified for the test trial.
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Since the war ended,
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my nightmares have just gotten worse.
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I didn't even know that
"dream relief" was a thing.
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It is.
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Now, just relax.
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You're gonna feel a little pinch.
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Hello?
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What is this place?
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It's cold, like my nightmares.
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Where's my body?
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Your death will not be for nothing.
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My deat...
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Well, it took 4,891 eggs
to make this omelet...
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The subject must always
enter the system willingly.
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It's always the most obvious thing.
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Even though I kind of
got it after seven murders,
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Dr. Hogeveen insisted on
showing me all 4,891.
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She was thorough that way.
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She walked me through my father's plan
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to enslave us all.
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Stu sees humanity as a problem.
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This is his solution,
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his final answer to the problem.
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So, we tell everyone. We don't go.
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Anyone who refuses to go
to Mars gets killed by this.
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Okay, it's scary,
but we can kill one robot.
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He has 12 million of these.
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Sorry.
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Probably should have mentioned that.
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He'll release these
on the day of the launch
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to eliminate any resistance,
guard his servers,
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and make sure evolution
doesn't get any ideas
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to challenge him ever again.
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We have to stop him. Tell me what to do.
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Once Stu completes his upload centers,
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he'll say we're ready
to go to M. A. R. S.
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- You have to say no.
- Why?
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- What will that do?
- Stu needs you.
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He feels a connection to you
more powerful than
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anything else in his system.
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We don't know why, but we do know
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he won't go through with
the launch without you.
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You're his weakness, his Achilles' heel.
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I had to continue living with a monster
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and the only way to live with a monster
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is to become one yourself.
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I'm going to the party, Dad!
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Try and stop me! Oh, wait, you can't.
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You don't have any hands.
Love you anyway.
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Bye!
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- What happened to your voice?
- It's called puberty, Dad!
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The voice was an impulsive decision
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of an angry 14-year-old.
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I figured I only had to
keep it up for a year or two.
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- Where have you been?
- Ugh, Dad!
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What, you've never been
to a breakfast orgy?
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They didn't have churches in your time?
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Ohh.
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Didn't exactly play the
long game on that one.
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And I was hungry for so much more.
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I can steal files, record conversations.
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And risk blowing your cover?
You're too valuable.
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Okay, if I'm so valuable,
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how about you let me
do something of value?
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I have a lot of ideas
to bolster recruitment,
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start whisper campaigns,
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and sowing seeds of doubt about Stu.
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I could... I could do that.
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Actually,
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I do have an assignment for you.
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Tomorrow at 1100 hours,
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I'm going to need you
to go to your bathtub,
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and enter this code:
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rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Okay. And then what?
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- Then wait.
- Okay.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles...
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Okay, rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
geranium, bubbles.
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Rose petal, rose petal,
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geranium, bubbles.
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Okay.
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Torque?
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You know what? Don't start.
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I don't wanna be here
anymore than you want me here.
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I just go where the hack takes me.
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Obviously, the hack didn't
take you to a shower recently.
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Oops.
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Now I know why Athena left
me in the dark about all this.
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Her management skills
leave much to be desired.
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If we weren't forbidden
to communicate in writing,
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I would be crafting
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a strongly-worded letter right now.
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Don't get your bloomers in a rumple.
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She doesn't know anything about us,
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and she kept you in the dark
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because this op is way above
your clearance level.
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Okay, this op is taking place
in my bedroom, Torque,
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and my clearance level
has everything to do
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with my undercover status,
and nothing to do with my rank.
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Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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And your bedroom is more
of a staging area
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for equipment and
non-essential personnel.
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What the... staging area for what?
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What... what's our mission?
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My mission is to hack
into Stu's operating system,
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use his sim to turn myself into code,
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enter his mainframe, and shut down
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his core processor from within,
thus killing him,
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and saving the world.
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Your mission was to open the hatch.
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Well, I'm... I'm coming with you.
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- That's a negatory.
- I can help.
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Adorable.
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Adorable.
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I'm just protecting the rig.
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Look, this is dangerous stuff, Ty-Anne.
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If I'm discovered in there,
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I could be deleted faster
than a z-bit giga-compressor
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can calculate pi to the 485th decimal.
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Ugh. That's fast.
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Well, if you die,
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I will be sure to notify
your wives and husbands.
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We were on a break!
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So, this is what the inside
of a computer looks like.
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How the hell did you get in here?
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Oh, I replicated your wiring sequence
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and piggy-backed on your signal.
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- What you do isn't that hard.
- Ugh.
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No, no. You can't stay.
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What are you...
stop jerking off my head.
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You no longer have that privilege.
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Shit. I can't eject you.
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- We must be in a closed loop.
- What does that mean?
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It means neither one of us
is getting out of here
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until we breach the core.
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This is bad.
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No, it's not bad.
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It's an opportunity.
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Look, I know you're feeling
cooped up in your palace,
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but you're useless here.
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This is my world.
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Ugh.
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What is this place?
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It's my house.
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Stu has no imagination,
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so of course he'd make his insides
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just like his outsides.
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- What are they doing?
- They're partying.
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Stu was never invited
to parties as a human,
260
00:11:45,299 --> 00:11:47,928
so he got the last laugh
by turning himself into one.
261
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:51,393
It's kinda the coolest and saddest idea
262
00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:53,063
all at the same time.
263
00:11:53,064 --> 00:11:54,858
Oh, no. Oh, no. We're being interfaced.
264
00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:56,862
- We're being interfaced.
- All right... oh, hey.
265
00:11:56,863 --> 00:11:59,743
Hi! Splash made.
266
00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:02,165
You have to meet Sylvia,
Rigoberta, and Claude.
267
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,709
They will get it.
268
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:07,132
Get what?
269
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,805
Oh, my God!
270
00:12:09,806 --> 00:12:11,725
You look amazing.
271
00:12:11,726 --> 00:12:15,358
I could never pull off that hat,
my lady.
272
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,529
You are so sweet.
273
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:19,115
I brought this for you
274
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:21,370
'cause I know that pea-not grigg-io
275
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:23,666
is your favorite flavor of wine.
276
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,380
You are so funny.
277
00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:28,509
Get the fuck in here.
278
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:31,473
Bar's over there.
That's the drug corner.
279
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:34,396
There's a disc jockey
playing the jiggiest jams
280
00:12:34,397 --> 00:12:36,734
to keep you grooving all night.
281
00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:41,034
Later on, people will be fooling around.
282
00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:42,746
S-E-X...
283
00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:45,125
Yeah. This is a cool party.
284
00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:47,505
- Oh, Stu.
- Hi!
285
00:12:47,506 --> 00:12:49,468
Splash made.
286
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,430
Oh.
287
00:12:51,431 --> 00:12:54,269
- There's the Torque I remember.
- What just happened?
288
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:56,482
I got us into the party.
289
00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:58,486
Catch up.
290
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,074
Oh. Oh.
291
00:13:01,075 --> 00:13:03,746
Okay, so this must be Stu's code.
292
00:13:03,747 --> 00:13:05,917
Each of these people must be elements
293
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,379
of his operating system.
294
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,798
Funny hat lady... she was acting like
295
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,593
a classic networking protocol.
296
00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:12,806
- She did seem social climb-y.
- Well, that's her job.
297
00:13:12,807 --> 00:13:15,060
She connects system components
to one another.
298
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,730
Ringmaster. That makes sense.
299
00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:20,571
So, all these people are
dressed like what they do.
300
00:13:20,572 --> 00:13:23,244
- That's a painter.
- Oh, graphics processor.
301
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:25,164
- Ah.
- Oh, what about him?
302
00:13:25,165 --> 00:13:27,711
The blue man with the satchel and the...
303
00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:29,130
great ass?
304
00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:30,550
- Oh, yeah.
- Wow.
305
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,387
Yeah, mailman. Delivers messages.
306
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:34,933
Data transfer. My God.
307
00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:37,397
They're all here.
308
00:13:37,398 --> 00:13:40,528
This is the most beautiful code
I've ever seen.
309
00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,371
I get it now.
310
00:13:45,372 --> 00:13:47,082
All we have to do is navigate this party
311
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,504
the same way we navigate code...
312
00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:52,719
bypass security
to gain access to the core.
313
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,347
- So, where's the...
- Security?
314
00:13:54,348 --> 00:13:55,850
Yeah.
315
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:57,771
That door must be very important
316
00:13:57,772 --> 00:14:00,152
'cause it does not exist in
the real version of this place.
317
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,491
I got this.
318
00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:05,912
I'll carry out a multi-pronged
DDoS attack on his binary.
319
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,957
Okay, are we sure that's
how we wanna play this?
320
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,463
Oh, we're sure.
321
00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:12,592
- Mm.
- Initiate dialogue.
322
00:14:12,593 --> 00:14:14,638
- Uh, okay.
- Override firewall.
323
00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:18,229
Run pass intercept 97 - 43-B - C.
324
00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:20,983
- Execute controlled access...
- You on something, man?
325
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,447
Fine, fine. I'll do a manual override.
326
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:27,247
- Of what?
- Execute 180 degree rotation.
327
00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:30,253
Um, excuse me.
328
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:34,344
I said, execute 180 degree rotation.
329
00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:37,389
What the?
330
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:42,318
Don't do that.
331
00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:45,325
I don't think your thing worked.
332
00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,757
Hi! Splash made.
333
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:56,221
You have to meet Sylvia,
Rigoberta, and Claude.
334
00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:57,724
They will get it.
335
00:14:57,725 --> 00:15:01,982
Hi. You don't remember...
336
00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:06,158
Oh, my God!
337
00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:09,372
I love that hat, just like you love
338
00:15:09,373 --> 00:15:10,791
pino-gurgo.
339
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,253
You are hilarious.
340
00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:13,797
We're gonna get the fuck in there.
341
00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:15,301
Please do.
342
00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:18,014
I love you...
343
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,186
Hi!
344
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,690
- Splash made.
- We got refreshed.
345
00:15:22,691 --> 00:15:24,109
Our interaction with Security
346
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,156
must have been flagged as a glitch.
347
00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,327
- Okay, so what do we do?
- I don't know.
348
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,746
This code is more sophisticated
349
00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:32,835
than anything I've ever dealt with.
350
00:15:32,836 --> 00:15:34,589
We need to abort.
351
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:37,512
Oh, that's just your answer
for everything, isn't it?
352
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:39,224
Last time, we got refreshed.
353
00:15:39,225 --> 00:15:41,143
Who knows what's gonna happen next time?
354
00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:43,190
Reboot? Deletion?
355
00:15:43,191 --> 00:15:44,734
He can't stop us from trying.
356
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,363
Would you stop acting like a child?
357
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:51,038
Don't do that.
358
00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:54,003
Why is this happening?
359
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:56,550
Hi! Splash made.
360
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:57,969
Oh, my God. Love the hat!
361
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,514
Love you. Take this girgi.
362
00:15:59,515 --> 00:16:01,601
- Is that...?
- It is!
363
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,564
Hi! Splash...
364
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:05,151
Are we in hell?
365
00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:07,196
Closed loops can be
a real slunt-swoggler.
366
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,325
What's wrong here?
What are we not seeing?
367
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:10,953
Nothing. I don't know.
368
00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:13,167
It's just, this party...
369
00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:15,921
everyone is the right level of drunk.
370
00:16:15,922 --> 00:16:18,302
No one's sloppy. No one's fighting.
371
00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:19,846
And then the lighting, the music,
372
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:21,558
- it's all just so...
- Perfect.
373
00:16:21,559 --> 00:16:24,147
There's no conflict.
So, where's the glitch?
374
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:26,318
- Maybe we're the glitch.
- Impossible.
375
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,822
I coded us to fit seamlessly
within the OS.
376
00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,576
If we behave like everyone else.
377
00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:32,455
You're right.
378
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,834
The system must be designed
to operate in perfect harmony,
379
00:16:34,835 --> 00:16:38,300
and we're... not.
380
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,763
Okay, so we just need to be in...
381
00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:42,725
in harmony, and that's not...
382
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,521
that's not hard.
383
00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:52,957
So, in my opinion,
384
00:16:53,038 --> 00:16:55,125
we still need to get past Security,
385
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,421
even if we're getting along
better than ever.
386
00:16:57,422 --> 00:17:01,137
Mmm, yes, that's a good plan.
387
00:17:01,138 --> 00:17:03,057
- I agree with this plan.
- Mm.
388
00:17:03,058 --> 00:17:06,148
And I've noticed that people
are getting past Security
389
00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:08,861
by whispering something in his ear.
390
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,783
Password. They're whispering a password.
391
00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:14,455
Yeah, and I bet I know what it is.
392
00:17:14,456 --> 00:17:16,125
I'm uncomfortable with the word "bet."
393
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:18,630
Okay. Oh, yeah.
394
00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:20,384
All right, so, okay.
395
00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:22,430
We are dancing in harmony.
396
00:17:22,431 --> 00:17:24,434
- Do this? This is the plan?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
397
00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:27,190
So, I know Stu better than anyone.
398
00:17:27,191 --> 00:17:30,404
I don't disagree, but a bet,
by definition, is risky.
399
00:17:30,405 --> 00:17:32,533
Mm-hmm, yeah, so is life, Torque.
400
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:34,454
Eh, but enter the wrong password,
401
00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,499
and you know, we could be wiped.
402
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,919
You know, that means death.
403
00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:41,259
Okay, we're freedom fighters, Torque,
404
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,720
why don't you just stop being such a...
405
00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:47,605
Hey, don't do that.
406
00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:50,402
Hi! Splash made...
407
00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:54,452
Oh...
408
00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:56,038
Get the fuck in here!
409
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,293
Okay.
410
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,422
You have to trust me. Stu's predictable.
411
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:04,137
- I know his password.
- I believe you.
412
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:05,641
Let's just get across this room,
413
00:18:05,642 --> 00:18:07,143
try it your way, avoid any hot topics,
414
00:18:07,144 --> 00:18:08,563
and keep the language neutral.
415
00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:10,526
Mm-hmm. Agreed.
416
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,913
Oh, man.
417
00:18:16,914 --> 00:18:18,208
These little green logs are amazing.
418
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:19,919
Mm-hmm. They're called pickles.
419
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,339
I'll call them whatever
the fuck I wanna call them!
420
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,758
That was intentional.
421
00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:24,637
You didn't even wanna try my idea!
422
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:26,933
Bullshit. They're green
and they're log-shaped.
423
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,272
Calling them pickles makes no sense!
424
00:18:29,273 --> 00:18:32,153
Fucking dick. Ugh!
425
00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:38,582
Well, that's just the
problem with you, isn't it?
426
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:40,627
Everything has to make perfect sense.
427
00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,590
No, no, not everything,
just the things that
428
00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,469
have an impact on the rest of our lives.
429
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,181
Like eating people?
430
00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,017
Oh, I knew you were gonna
throw that in my face.
431
00:18:48,018 --> 00:18:50,856
- We could've been happy there.
- In cannibal country?
432
00:18:50,857 --> 00:18:52,276
I am not allowed in the NAG.
433
00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:54,197
You couldn't just stay in my room.
434
00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:55,824
Calabasas is off the grid.
435
00:18:55,825 --> 00:18:57,411
We could have just
come and gone as we pleased.
436
00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:00,459
But we'd be eating people!
437
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,213
Oh, you know what? For you, I...
438
00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:04,258
I would have developed a taste for it,
439
00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:06,179
'cause you don't choose who you love,
440
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:09,227
but you do get to decide how
hard you fight for that person.
441
00:19:11,732 --> 00:19:14,862
Guess we found your limit.
442
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,033
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's the PIGS...
443
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:18,620
Protocol Interference Guard System.
444
00:19:18,621 --> 00:19:20,874
Hi.
445
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,213
Oh.
446
00:19:26,637 --> 00:19:29,058
Splash made.
447
00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:51,936
- What's happening?
- Too much conflict.
448
00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:54,942
We overloaded the
system with our baggage.
449
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,738
Stu is doing a full reboot.
450
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,658
- Okay, how do we stop it?
- We can't.
451
00:19:58,659 --> 00:20:00,287
The PIGS won't stop
until they've shut down
452
00:20:00,288 --> 00:20:02,416
the whole party...
453
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,172
Including us.
454
00:20:05,173 --> 00:20:07,133
Oh.
455
00:20:07,134 --> 00:20:08,929
It's gonna be really weird when
your Dad finds our dead bodies
456
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:12,311
in your bedroom.
457
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,232
We're not dying here.
458
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:22,498
The password is MyGirl91, isn't it?
459
00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:24,710
Enjoy... your night.
460
00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:37,486
The gateway to the core processor.
461
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,782
In there is the heart
of everything that Stu is.
462
00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:42,120
Okay, so what's our play?
463
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:45,084
My play is to get in there,
shut him down manually
464
00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:46,588
before the system reboots.
465
00:20:46,589 --> 00:20:49,260
Your play...
466
00:20:49,261 --> 00:20:51,723
your play is to get out of here.
467
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:55,188
Just go be the Achilles
you were in here today,
468
00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:58,612
not some hatch opener.
469
00:20:58,613 --> 00:21:00,157
What are the odds that's gonna work?
470
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:03,872
Ty-Anne, I'm done
worrying about the odds.
471
00:21:05,418 --> 00:21:08,047
I was scared.
472
00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:09,925
I just couldn't wrap my head around
473
00:21:09,926 --> 00:21:12,473
a life of stolen moments,
474
00:21:12,474 --> 00:21:15,019
just some 20% relationship.
475
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,814
But for what it's worth,
476
00:21:16,815 --> 00:21:19,278
I would eat a stadium full of people
477
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,659
for one more night with you.
478
00:21:27,002 --> 00:21:29,215
I can't believe we're
fucking inside your Dad.
479
00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:31,260
Okay, shut up.
480
00:21:31,261 --> 00:21:32,680
I'm about to...
481
00:21:35,269 --> 00:21:37,773
So, uh,
482
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:41,280
I should probably be
getting into that core now.
483
00:21:41,281 --> 00:21:43,618
Yeah, I should, um,
484
00:21:43,619 --> 00:21:46,374
I should, you know, eject myself and...
485
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:49,171
But this was fun. We should...
486
00:21:49,172 --> 00:21:51,968
we should definitely...
487
00:21:51,969 --> 00:21:54,932
Yeah, we can.
488
00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:57,922
But I'll see you in a minute.
489
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,156
Yeah, yeah.
490
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,784
I'll see you in a minute.
491
00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:32,799
♪ Daisy, daisy ♪
492
00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:37,428
♪ Give me your answer do ♪
493
00:22:37,477 --> 00:22:41,186
♪ I'm half crazy ♪
494
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:45,250
♪ All for the love ♪
495
00:22:45,326 --> 00:22:48,008
♪ Of you ♪
496
00:22:48,081 --> 00:22:49,625
♪ It won't... ♪
497
00:23:16,922 --> 00:23:18,415
♪ It won't be a ♪
498
00:23:18,475 --> 00:23:21,540
♪ Stylish ♪
499
00:23:28,454 --> 00:23:32,897
♪ I can't afford ♪
500
00:23:32,962 --> 00:23:35,631
♪ A carriage ♪
501
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,522
♪ But you'll look sweet ♪
502
00:23:37,597 --> 00:23:40,727
♪ Upon the seat of a bicycle ♪
503
00:23:40,728 --> 00:23:42,616
♪ Built for two ♪
504
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,607
Hey, honey.
505
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,987
Hey, did you know that song's
actually not called "Daisy"?
506
00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:49,453
It's called, "Daisy Bell
(Bicycle Built for Two)".
507
00:23:49,454 --> 00:23:51,374
Um, are you feeling okay, or...
508
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,793
Good enough for another round of
509
00:23:52,794 --> 00:23:54,880
"Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)".
510
00:23:54,881 --> 00:23:56,300
- Wanna join?
- No.
511
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:58,888
Your loss!
512
00:23:58,889 --> 00:24:01,760
♪ Daisy, daisy ♪
513
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,737
Torque, Torque!
514
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,783
Torque!
515
00:24:08,784 --> 00:24:11,288
Wake up. Torque, wake up.
516
00:24:11,289 --> 00:24:13,626
Wake up! God, come on.
517
00:24:34,377 --> 00:24:35,795
Holy shit.
518
00:24:35,796 --> 00:24:37,632
You buried him in your bedroom?
519
00:24:37,633 --> 00:24:39,093
That's hardcore.
520
00:24:39,094 --> 00:24:41,390
Sounds like the other me
was a real nerd,
521
00:24:41,391 --> 00:24:43,478
who kinda died for nothing.
522
00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:46,275
No, it wasn't for nothing.
523
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:49,072
After that, I took over
the Pointed Circle,
524
00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:52,621
and Torque's technology allowed
us to replicate Stu's sim,
525
00:24:52,622 --> 00:24:55,335
which you crashed, giving us hope.
526
00:24:55,336 --> 00:24:57,923
Yeah, until we destroyed it all.
527
00:24:57,924 --> 00:25:00,220
We really fucked up, thinking
they were the bad guys.
528
00:25:00,221 --> 00:25:03,351
There is some serious egg on my face.
529
00:25:03,352 --> 00:25:05,897
- We need a new plan.
- Well, we've tried everything.
530
00:25:05,898 --> 00:25:07,567
Stu patched the back door to the sim,
531
00:25:07,568 --> 00:25:09,070
and then when we found you,
we thought we could
532
00:25:09,071 --> 00:25:10,490
upload directly, but...
533
00:25:10,491 --> 00:25:12,076
We blew up your upload machine.
534
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:13,746
Yeah, and you killed all our scientists.
535
00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:16,919
I am feeling like an idiot right now.
536
00:25:23,141 --> 00:25:26,313
You guys, there's still
one upload machine left.
537
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,155
And we don't need a back door.
538
00:25:30,156 --> 00:25:32,701
Stu's opening the front one for us.
539
00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:34,078
I can crash this sim just
as easily as I crashed yours.
540
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,623
I'm gonna go in there and
541
00:25:35,624 --> 00:25:38,838
I'm gonna send that computer
back to 7734.
542
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:41,886
- I don't know that reference.
- "Hell."
543
00:25:41,887 --> 00:25:44,349
It's "hell" in numbers, and upside down.
544
00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:47,272
It's more like a visual... kind of joke.
545
00:25:47,273 --> 00:25:49,066
Oh, okay. So, yeah.
546
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,570
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all gonna die.
547
00:25:52,572 --> 00:25:57,572
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