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Previously on "Future Man"...
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Earth is dying.
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Luc... luc... luckky for us,
the Solar System gave us
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a spare planet right next door.
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And I'm gonna be
the first b-b-boy on MARS.
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Hey, Jimmy.
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You excited about the MARS launch?
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You bet, Stu.
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Check out the new suit.
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First boy on MARS!
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MARS actually stands for
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Mankind's Automated Reality System.
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That's where I took you today.
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- Will you come with me?
- Sure.
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Stu sees humanity as a problem.
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This is his solution.
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The subject must always
enter the system willingly.
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Anyone who refuses to go to MARS
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gets killed by this.
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He has 12 million of these.
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I'm Stu's poison pill.
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He's afraid of me.
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If my brain is uploaded,
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I can crash the whole system.
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Stu. Stu, are you okay?
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You wanna live or die?
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Who are you?
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I'm Achilles.
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Hey, hey, hey, take it easy.
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Take it easy. It's okay.
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Take it slow.
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Things took a turn for
the unexpected last night.
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The Pointed Circle hit us.
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They have some kind of weapon,
I don't know what.
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But if that's the best they've got,
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I'm still standing.
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You, on the other hand,
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wound up on your back,
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courtesy of Wolf and Joosh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, they turned on you
something fierce.
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And I understand that feeling
of hurt and betrayal
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you have right now, because Ty-Anne
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turned on me something fierce.
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Why is it always the people
closest to you
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that hurt you the most?
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Ty-Anne.
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She must have hit you
with the Span-quilizer.
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Ty-Anne was too lazy to learn Spanish
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when she did her semester
abroad at Barcelona
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so I formulated a serum
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that bypasses your
ventral and dorsal pathways
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and implants the language
instantaneously.
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She hit you with an immersion dose.
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That's a doozy.
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You're only going to be able
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to speak high Castilian
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for the next couple hours.
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On the plus side,
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once it wears off
you'll be functionally fluent.
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Your guess is as good as mine.
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Ignorance? Jealousy?
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Some part of themselves
that doesn't truly
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want to be happy?
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Living in the NAG does
strange things to people.
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Try not to be too mad at them.
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Anger is the lobster trap of emotions.
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Very easy to get into,
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impossible to get out.
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No. They took their shot.
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And they failed.
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If they know what's good for them,
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they're probably hiding out
in cannibal country by now.
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No.
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Nothing stops this launch.
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I'm sorry you had
to find it out this way,
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but this is where you belong.
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- Sí.
- Sí.
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Sí.
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Sí.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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There's only one way
to the upload machine
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but it ain't gonna be easy, kiddos.
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We can use the blind spots
in Stu's surveillance
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to get you pretty close to the hangar,
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but then you're gonna have
to get past the commandos.
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If you manage to do that, once inside,
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you're gonna have to beat
the facial recognition scanner,
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which you better believe
is gonna be on the lookout
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for your adorable little mug.
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- Are these glued on, or...
- No. Okay, no.
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I touch. You don't.
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Okay, I mean, look.
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If you're gonna be in my ear
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guiding me through the blind spots,
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I think we'll be just fine.
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What about the commandos
and the scanner?
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That's a big wrinkle.
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Oh.
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Don't you worry about that.
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I got that wrinkle so ironed out
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it's like a smooth piece of silk.
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Okay.
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You can't really iron silk.
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It will destroy it.
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You're not even good at the metaphors.
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If you get to the upload machine,
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you're 100% gonna die.
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Yeah, yeah, no, I got it, okay?
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I bring news,
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of the bad kind.
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The NAG is gearing up
for an all-out war.
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The commandos that
Stu sent to abduct Jesus...
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It's Josh.
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It's just Josh now.
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I mean, we know Jesus
does his own thing.
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I do my thing, it's...
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it's fine, go ahead.
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They're calling it an act of war,
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a violation of the armistice.
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They're being whipped
into a frenzy as we speak.
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Oof. I know how easy that is.
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Wait, wouldn't that be a good thing?
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I mean, an all-out attack on the Mons,
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that would definitely, like,
disrupt the launch.
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No. It'll just trigger the kill-bots.
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Stu will slaughter everyone.
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He'd do that just because
his plan didn't go perfectly?
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Oh, yeah.
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Stu's super petty that way.
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Try growing up with it.
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Then someone needs to talk
the NAG out of it.
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Me being that someone.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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I don't even think you're
welcome inside the NAG.
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I'm not, but,
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I convinced them to follow me once.
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Perhaps I can do it again.
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They are extremely sway-able.
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But, then again,
they are wildly unpredictable
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and have been prone to murdering those
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who have done far less, so
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it's a tough call.
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I've done a lot of wrong
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since I've been here, Achilles.
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Just give me this one chance
to do something right.
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Um...
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you know I don't command you.
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But I wish you would.
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Wow.
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Someone looks G to the O to the R
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to the G to the E to the O again
to the U to the S.
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I know I could have picked
a shorter word
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but nothing else would do you justice.
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Gracias. Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Oh, thank God.
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That would have gotten
so annoying so fast.
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Stu sent me to see if you need anything.
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See if you have any questions, concerns.
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Make sure your feet are toasty.
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Men don't always get it, but we do.
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We're just a couple of... human ladies
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talking lady stuff.
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Lady to lady.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Just call me your lady-in-waiting.
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Okay, lady. So...
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This?
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This on right? Do I have this on right?
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You've, it's...
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the cerebral port, and you've actually
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got it on backwards, it's just, uh...
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it's a tricky, just a scooch,
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just a... a... oh,
it looks like you got it.
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Splendido.
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So how you feeling?
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Nervous? Excited?
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Because, you know, the whole deal is
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you gotta want it.
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If you're not feeling it,
the upload machine knows.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it.
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Speak now, or...
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spend eternity in the frozen void.
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Okay, is this where the needle goes?
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It's not really a needle.
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It's more just a little... little...
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Nah, you can call it a needle.
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You could call it
a fucking jabby death pointer
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for all I care.
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Well, then, yes,
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that's where
the jabby death pointer goes.
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Base of the skull.
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It's one of my favorite soft targets.
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'Cause if you do it right,
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you can make blood come out
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all the holes, just
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- Fun.
- Yeah.
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So no real hang-ups about
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shuffling off the old mortal coil?
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Eh... no, well, you know,
I have one question.
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What happens to, uh, all this,
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the, you know, the shell,
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when we... upload?
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Let's not dwell on the shell.
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Chopped up?
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Straight ocean dump? Acid baths?
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What are we... what are we
looking to get into here?
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Well, if you really wanna know,
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our bodies will be
tastefully incinerated.
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Oh, phew, okay, 'cause
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I thought you were
gonna say mass graves.
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And here's the problem with mass graves
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is that those corpses,
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they always find their way
to the Earth's surface
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no matter how deep you dig.
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Right.
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Yeah, no, we wouldn't want that.
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So you're good.
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Never been better.
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N-A-G! N-A-G!
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What do we want?
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Their blood!
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How are we gonna get it?
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Stab them!
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Oh, Pump.
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Why'd you have to go and do
that to your beautiful head?
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Destroy them!
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Don't do it, Pump.
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- You're a wheel-maker...
- It's face pirate.
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Not a war-maker.
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Hey, that's fake Torque.
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Look who was gone
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and now has come back.
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Seize him!
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- We're really going.
- Yeah.
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Stay tight to that hab unit, soldier.
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One hair to the left and you're made.
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Gotta tell you, Achilles,
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I am loving this suit.
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I feel like I'm like, uh, an alternate
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for the Jamaican bobsled team.
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Not gonna lie, though,
this is a little...
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little tight in the crotchal region.
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Real, real vacuum seal on
the ol' frank and beans, but...
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Yeah, so let's just
keep this channel open
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for essential communication, copy?
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Copy that and I will comply.
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So right there
you just had to say "copy."
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No other words necessary.
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Running, running, running,
running, running,
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00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:11,191
- running, running, running...
- Oh, God.
274
00:10:11,192 --> 00:10:13,362
And... I'm in position.
275
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,241
This is as far as we can take you.
276
00:10:15,242 --> 00:10:16,410
You've still got to get past
277
00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:19,709
the facial recognition scanner.
278
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,971
Here goes nothing.
279
00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:27,683
Who are you talking to?
280
00:10:27,684 --> 00:10:29,102
Nobody, I'm just trying to...
281
00:10:29,103 --> 00:10:31,481
I'm trying to psyche myself up.
282
00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:32,734
Oh, God.
283
00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:34,572
The fate of humanity, okay.
284
00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:38,182
Oh, this is gonna suck.
285
00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:04,422
And it was this face pirate
286
00:11:04,423 --> 00:11:07,178
who stole my octocycle!
287
00:11:10,143 --> 00:11:13,524
Two more cranks of the Justice Wheel
288
00:11:13,525 --> 00:11:16,154
for this usurper, please.
289
00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:20,204
I guess I kind of deserve this.
290
00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:26,843
Break him! Break him!
Break him! Break him!
291
00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:34,399
Greetings, Mons dwellers.
292
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:40,620
Or should I say MARS dwellers?
293
00:11:46,299 --> 00:11:50,682
Today is an historic day for humanity.
294
00:11:50,683 --> 00:11:54,397
Our future awaits
through these very doors.
295
00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:56,067
Once inside,
296
00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:59,950
spacecraft will transport you
to a new world.
297
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:02,914
A world of boundless potential.
298
00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:05,712
A world free
from the limitations of life
299
00:12:05,713 --> 00:12:07,633
- on this dying planet.
- Don't look at me.
300
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:10,722
It's not pretty. I'm a monster.
301
00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:12,391
Move!
302
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,569
Medical emergency.
303
00:12:19,991 --> 00:12:21,326
Thank you.
304
00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:23,665
You are going to enter the hangar.
305
00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,044
Once you make it through
the queue to the antechamber,
306
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,507
you will be issued with your very own
307
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:30,386
space helmets!
308
00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:34,728
Oh, pardon, pardon.
309
00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:36,189
You're doing great.
310
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,859
This is gonna work.
311
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,655
I knew it would.
312
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:43,120
And finally, 40 cranks
313
00:12:43,121 --> 00:12:46,376
for the biggest crime of all:
314
00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:49,132
breaking my heart!
315
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,802
Wait, wait, wait. Wait!
316
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,515
Just hear me out, and...
317
00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:55,603
I don't know.
318
00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:59,360
Turn me right side up.
319
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,864
Sideways.
320
00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:03,870
I'll permit the usurper to be sideways.
321
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,842
Thank you, Your Magnificence.
322
00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:14,056
And great work on this...
323
00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:16,896
extremely painful wheel.
324
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,150
Masterful use of pulleys.
325
00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:21,529
- Yeah.
- You noticed?
326
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:22,908
It was a collection of ideas
327
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:24,285
and I brought them together.
328
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,247
Trial and error. There was a lot to it.
329
00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:27,584
It's not just like,
"Whoa, there's the wheel,"
330
00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:28,586
and it's done.
331
00:13:28,587 --> 00:13:31,466
People of the NAG!
332
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,345
Torque Wheelmaker is dead.
333
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:36,811
He died trying to protect you.
334
00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:38,606
He was a part of a resistance
335
00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:41,402
which even now is fighting
to save your lives.
336
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,408
No, not from climate change.
337
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,997
We all know that's a filthy lie.
338
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:50,170
But from a very real threat.
339
00:13:50,171 --> 00:13:51,632
Killer robots!
340
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,468
No. Bullshit.
341
00:13:55,641 --> 00:13:58,019
You will then be de-toxified
342
00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,190
for our clean journey to the stars.
343
00:14:00,191 --> 00:14:02,069
Oh, shit.
344
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,739
We will be taking none of Earth's
345
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,284
- dangerous organisms with us.
- Looking good!
346
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:07,538
Get ready to travel
to a brave new world.
347
00:14:07,539 --> 00:14:09,125
Once cleansed of your filthy microbe,
348
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:10,795
you will be pure and ready...
349
00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:12,381
Bet you're dying to get in there, huh?
350
00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:14,093
For the next phase in human evolution.
351
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,139
Yeah, yeah, you'll get it
once you get in there.
352
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,226
You will be pioneers
353
00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:20,397
fulfilling a manifest destiny
354
00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:23,278
previously unimaginable
to the human mind.
355
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,948
No, couldn't be.
356
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,117
And, uh, there's also
357
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:27,787
an all-you-can-eat taco bar
358
00:14:27,788 --> 00:14:29,457
on every spacecraft.
359
00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:33,048
Wow, yeah, tacos.
360
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,718
There's a taco bar!
361
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:41,022
There is someone I would
very, very much like
362
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:43,611
to formally introduce you to.
363
00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:47,451
Here she is now,
364
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,538
my girlfriend!
365
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:53,254
Okay.
366
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,728
The evil robot emperor Stu
367
00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:02,816
will unleash his killing machines
368
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:05,571
if you attack the Mons.
369
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,120
Your sticks, that garbage can lid,
370
00:15:09,121 --> 00:15:11,416
and, uh, you, with the colander.
371
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,713
As effective as those weapons
372
00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:16,092
might be against a human army,
373
00:15:16,093 --> 00:15:18,179
they'll be useless against robots
374
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,852
whose armor plating can resist
375
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,523
even the sharpest of broom handles.
376
00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:26,029
I beg of you.
377
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:28,366
Stand down. Please.
378
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:32,917
Let Torque's resistance
carry out their plan.
379
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:35,422
I know... I know it's hard to trust
380
00:15:35,423 --> 00:15:40,098
a convicted face pirate, but...
381
00:15:40,099 --> 00:15:45,442
you should know that everything I did
382
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:48,949
I always did to make this NAG better.
383
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:52,582
Smarter, and...
384
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:56,547
more sensible.
385
00:15:56,548 --> 00:15:58,761
More tender.
386
00:16:09,449 --> 00:16:11,995
I'm with Wolf.
387
00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:15,586
What...
388
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:18,466
I'm with Wolf!
389
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:22,141
I'm with Wolf.
390
00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:24,520
I'm with Wolf!
391
00:16:24,521 --> 00:16:26,692
I'm with Wolf.
392
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:30,198
Six fingers make the hand stronger.
393
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,881
I'm with...
394
00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:40,636
Pump, you fuck!
395
00:17:01,638 --> 00:17:03,348
I told you it'd work.
396
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:04,809
Yeah, and I still can't believe it did.
397
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,813
But we're not there yet.
398
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:07,815
Sorry, thank you.
399
00:17:07,816 --> 00:17:09,193
Uh... really?
400
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,988
Sorry. Sorry.
401
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,784
- Excuse me.
- Come on now.
402
00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:14,328
What are you doing?
403
00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:15,706
Uh, you...
404
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:17,835
you see my face? I need to go in.
405
00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:19,839
Okay, that's... so?
406
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,679
I've been waiting
my whole damn life for this.
407
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,306
I...
408
00:17:24,307 --> 00:17:25,601
I don't think you understand, okay?
409
00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:27,145
I need to be first.
410
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:30,151
No, I don't think you understand.
411
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:32,991
I'm Jimmy fucking McGurgan.
412
00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:36,665
I'm number one on that board.
413
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,794
Okay, uh, listen, Jimmy.
414
00:17:38,795 --> 00:17:40,965
Only one person needs to die today.
415
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:43,219
And that person's gonna be me.
416
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,056
This is way above your pay grade, okay?
417
00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:46,225
I'm J1.
418
00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:48,187
I'm J1.
419
00:17:48,188 --> 00:17:49,858
The hell you are, McGurgan.
420
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,903
I'm J1.
421
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,701
Nuh-uh.
422
00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:56,203
Okay, tough guy.
423
00:17:56,204 --> 00:17:57,372
You know what? I'll see you in hell.
424
00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:58,541
You better not be on my ship.
425
00:17:58,542 --> 00:17:59,586
- All right.
- You freak.
426
00:17:59,587 --> 00:18:01,005
Unbelievable.
427
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,880
Please be seated so we can begin.
428
00:18:21,881 --> 00:18:23,299
About time.
429
00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:26,807
Whoa.
430
00:18:30,314 --> 00:18:32,484
Huh.
431
00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:37,494
Initiating journey to MARS,
432
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:40,333
Mankind's Automated Reality System.
433
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:41,335
What's that now?
434
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,049
In three, two, one.
435
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:03,296
Idiot.
436
00:19:04,507 --> 00:19:07,221
Adjust for angioedema.
437
00:19:11,856 --> 00:19:15,028
Joosh?
438
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,742
Well, so much for cannibal country.
439
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:19,244
Should have known he'd never give up.
440
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:23,838
But why the self-mutilation?
441
00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:28,471
He's the weapon? That's their play?
442
00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:30,726
But why sneak him into the upload?
443
00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:32,187
Quick system check.
444
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:33,439
Stu!
445
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,651
Stu, it's me! What...
446
00:19:46,508 --> 00:19:47,593
Who's a good boy?
447
00:19:47,594 --> 00:19:48,595
Joosh.
448
00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:50,223
Here?
449
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:53,229
How are you out of jail
and in my living room?
450
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,816
You open your mouth
one more God damn time
451
00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:56,443
and I'm gonna shove
this holographic boot
452
00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:58,030
down your holographic throat!
453
00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:02,372
Joosh Futturman is my glitch!
454
00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,752
I guess they found a weakness.
455
00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:06,255
My humanity.
456
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,344
I guess somewhere within
my human code, or...
457
00:20:09,345 --> 00:20:12,475
or even my subconscious, I'm afraid of
458
00:20:12,476 --> 00:20:14,564
Joosh slash Josh Futturman.
459
00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:17,485
That's a huge breakthrough, Stu.
460
00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:19,949
I'm proud of you for finally
being able to admit it.
461
00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:22,872
It's sweet that you hung onto
the whole being human thing
462
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,333
for as long as you did, but,
463
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:27,673
let's be honest, you've outgrown it.
464
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,343
- Patch it?
- Patch it!
465
00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:31,848
- I think I'm gonna patch it.
- Patch what?
466
00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:33,476
A little bug in my programming.
467
00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:34,687
The Pointed Circle must have
been poking around
468
00:20:34,688 --> 00:20:36,273
in my system and found it.
469
00:20:36,274 --> 00:20:38,069
I feel so violated.
470
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,572
Somehow your former friends
471
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,075
figured out a weakness in my code.
472
00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:43,245
Oh, Stu. Look, I'm sorry.
473
00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:45,918
- I should have...
- Done nothing differently.
474
00:20:45,919 --> 00:20:48,172
You are perfect just the way you are.
475
00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:49,676
Never change.
476
00:20:56,064 --> 00:20:57,566
Here's what I'm gonna do.
477
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:58,568
I'm gonna shut myself down really quick.
478
00:20:58,569 --> 00:21:00,196
I'm gonna fix it.
479
00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:02,200
And then, because I know
you want to see him suffer
480
00:21:02,201 --> 00:21:03,536
just as much as I do,
481
00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:04,914
I'm gonna upload him anyway
482
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,878
and torture him for all eternity.
483
00:21:07,879 --> 00:21:11,051
Wait, you can... you can do that?
484
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,763
Yeah, of course.
485
00:21:12,764 --> 00:21:14,767
It's my system.
486
00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,367
But when I was in there,
I controlled everything.
487
00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:25,329
Yeah, because I let you.
488
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,125
I love you.
489
00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:28,962
I would do anything for you.
490
00:21:28,963 --> 00:21:31,550
Him, there's no human language
that can describe
491
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,720
what I'm gonna do.
492
00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:34,347
Dante tried,
493
00:21:34,348 --> 00:21:36,477
but trust me, "The Inferno"
is Dave & Buster's
494
00:21:36,478 --> 00:21:37,980
compared to what I can do.
495
00:21:44,327 --> 00:21:46,706
Time to die.
496
00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:48,835
So...
497
00:21:48,836 --> 00:21:51,800
wait, you have complete control over...
498
00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:54,429
everyone and everything in MARS?
499
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,225
Yeah.
500
00:21:56,226 --> 00:21:58,730
You think I'm gonna let people
run around willy-nilly?
501
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:00,901
It'd be chaos without an administrator.
502
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:04,032
It's my world. I get to decide.
503
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:07,248
Trust me, Tiger. It's for the best.
504
00:22:11,506 --> 00:22:14,094
Please be seated so we can begin.
505
00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,599
Already... already seated, robot lady.
506
00:22:18,813 --> 00:22:22,068
Ah...
507
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:25,659
Good people of the Mons!
508
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:29,082
Before we go any further
with our historic launch,
509
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,669
let us bow our heads
510
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:33,424
in a moment of silence for the Earth,
511
00:22:33,425 --> 00:22:36,723
the Earth that served us so well
512
00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:39,352
for those many, many years
513
00:22:39,353 --> 00:22:41,816
until we used up all of its resources
514
00:22:41,817 --> 00:22:44,822
and made it permanently uninhabitable.
515
00:22:46,284 --> 00:22:48,580
You were a great mother to us, Earth,
516
00:22:48,581 --> 00:22:54,759
until we outgrew you slash murdered you.
517
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,180
We're so sorry.
518
00:22:57,181 --> 00:22:59,769
And thanks.
519
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:02,566
Love, humans.
520
00:23:21,939 --> 00:23:24,109
Whoo-ah!
521
00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:29,745
Tiger?
522
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:34,504
Tiger!
523
00:23:34,505 --> 00:23:36,759
Initiating journey to MARS,
524
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,431
Mankind's Automated Reality System.
525
00:23:39,432 --> 00:23:42,646
- Cool.
- In three, two, one.
526
00:23:55,798 --> 00:23:58,177
You're making a huge mistake!
527
00:23:58,178 --> 00:24:01,726
Silence, you traitorous Cluster!
528
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,903
There's no spaceship!
529
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,950
There's no MARS! It's all lies!
530
00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,954
No! Come back!
531
00:24:11,955 --> 00:24:13,750
What... where are you going?
532
00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:16,296
No! What?
533
00:24:16,297 --> 00:24:18,008
You're my girlfriend!
534
00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:23,895
Up there! On the hill!
535
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:28,112
I don't see any robots!
536
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,376
Get back in line, you shaved apes!
537
00:24:35,377 --> 00:24:37,130
I'm not done with you yet!
538
00:24:37,131 --> 00:24:38,257
Listen to me!
539
00:24:38,258 --> 00:24:40,302
I am your master!
540
00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,471
Stu.
541
00:24:41,472 --> 00:24:42,933
You're in the lobster trap.
542
00:24:42,934 --> 00:24:43,935
I don't care.
543
00:24:43,936 --> 00:24:45,479
The rubber bands are off,
544
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,235
the claws are out,
and I'm feeling pinchy!
545
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,406
You stupid meat sacks.
546
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,788
You could have spent eternity
in paradise with me,
547
00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:55,374
your emperor.
548
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:58,380
You yearn to be ruled
by a benevolent dictator.
549
00:24:58,381 --> 00:25:01,011
Well, you blew it!
550
00:25:01,012 --> 00:25:02,890
Fuck humanity!
551
00:25:02,891 --> 00:25:05,854
What have we done?
552
00:25:05,855 --> 00:25:08,568
Maybe it won't be so bad.
553
00:25:08,569 --> 00:25:10,446
Release the kill-bots.
554
00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:29,860
Oh.
555
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,990
They have robots.