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Previously, on "Future Man"...
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Pointed Circle hit us.
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You wound up on your back
courtesy of Wolf and Joosh.
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Somehow your former friends
figured out a weakness
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- in my code.
- I'm Stu's poison pill.
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He's afraid of me.
If my brain is uploaded
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- I can crash the whole system.
- There's only one way
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to the upload machines:
You're gonna have to get past
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the commandos.
Once inside, you're gonna have
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to beat the facial recognition scanner.
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- I think we'll be just fine.
- The evil robot emperor, Stu,
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will unleash his killing machines
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if you attack the Mons.
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- You're making a huge mistake!
- This is way above
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your pay grade, okay? I'm J1.
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I'm J1.
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- Joosh?
- I'm gonna shut myself down
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really quick, and then
I'm gonna upload him anyway
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and torture him for all eternity.
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- Hoo-ah!
- There's no spaceship!
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There's no MARS!
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It's all lies!
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Release the kill-bots.
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Move, soldier.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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- They're all dead.
- Not all of them.
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I can still hear a few screaming.
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Well, at least their suffering's over.
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My Cluster.
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- Their blood is on my hands.
- It's not your fault.
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And on my arms, and my knees,
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and my face, and...
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Yeah, that's Thimble.
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Her blood is just as sweet as she is.
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Was.
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That sweet blood is on me.
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I was blinded by self-pity.
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I couldn't see Stu
for what he really was.
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El Diablo.
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- What are those?
- PSK's.
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Personal Suicide Kits.
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I mean, our war is lost.
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We're holed up in a bunker.
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It can't get much lower than this.
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Which dot goes on which temple?
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- It doesn't matter.
- That's good design.
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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You guys are throwing in
the towel because of a...
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a couple invincible killer robots?
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- Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Well, 12 million, actually.
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Well, that doesn't work for me.
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That... that will not be the end
of my story.
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Cool, more murder dots for me.
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You know, looking back at it,
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I think I most regret picking that voice
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- when I was 14.
- You really fucking sold it.
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Oh, it was exhausting
and ultimately fruitless.
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Wish I had spent less time
at the shop and...
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- more with Lugnut.
- Where do I start?
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I made a lot of bad decisions.
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Well, I guess the one that
hurts the most is when I...
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stuck my hand in Stu's
brain goo and just even
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gave him one flick of pleasure.
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Okay, yeah, all right, I...
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- I felt a little tingle, too.
- Wait, you saw Stu's brain?
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I more than saw it.
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- I jobbed it to completion.
- Oh.
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- "Komputaboinken."
- How would that even work?
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We spent years looking
for Stu's core processor.
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If you can lead us to it
then we... we can take Stu down.
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It's too well defended.
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We'd never get past security.
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Unless... unless the system's down.
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Guys, just get me as close
as you can to Stu
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and then I'll... I'll do my thing.
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- I'll fritz him out.
- Yeah, he patched himself,
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so any power you had...
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it's gone.
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That was all I had.
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Yeah, but...
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we do have this.
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There's enough Cameronium here
to level that mountain.
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Wolf, you too sad to build a dirty bomb?
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Wait, I have a better idea.
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- What the...
- That's impossible.
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- I saw that blow up.
- A reproduction
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reverse-engineered from this one.
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You really thought we were
stupid enough to test
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experimental fuel on the only
time-travel device
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- in existence?
- Yup.
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It pretty much informed every decision
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I've made since then.
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Guys, this is great. This is great.
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Okay, so... so what do we do?
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We... we jump back to right before
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Stu patches himself,
I take out the other me,
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I get in his place in line, don't fight
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with Jimmy McGurgin,
upload myself, and we now have
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a super dead supercomputer, right?
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- Mm, probably.
- "Probably."
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You just sent me to die
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- for a "probably"?
- We were never 100%
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that uploading you was gonna work.
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Like, 78%.
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It was Plan B, but it was
the best plan that we had.
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Plan A was always
destroy Stu's core processor.
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That's 100%, and now we can do that.
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When Stu patched himself
he shut down for 11 seconds.
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We jump back to that moment,
all his defenses are down.
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We stroll in there, smash that brain.
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Too much ground to cover.
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We'd never get there in time.
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Unless we buy ourselves more time.
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When we use the TTD,
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we jump in time, but not space.
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Thus, if we run 11 seconds,
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let's say we get to about here.
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If we jump when we're here,
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we'd still be in the same exact place,
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just 11 seconds earlier, you see?
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We can just keep running and jumping,
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running and jumping,
running and jumping,
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extending our window
for as much time as we need
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until we're past Stu's defenses
inside the core processor.
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Then, we give him a brain job...
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he will never forget.
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Because he'll... he'll be dead.
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Or he won't remember because he'll be...
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- we'll kill him.
- Yeah, I love this plan.
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It's a winner.
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I'm in... right after this.
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God...
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Corey!
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Oh, I haven't seen you
in, like, a week, man.
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I was just to get OJ's car cleaned.
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You were right about him.
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- He is a great guy.
- Yeah, I told you.
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- Yeah, what's up?
- Oh, I need you to do me
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- a solid, Blaze.
- Anything.
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Cool, cool. Make a quick trip to Utah.
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Infiltrate a community where polygamy
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is tacitly accepted, marry all these
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beautiful people, provide for them,
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and, uh, raise this
special little girl, Lugnut,
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as if she was your own.
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Okay.
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So which one's Tugboat?
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Of all the places in the world,
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right here at OJ's
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in 1993 is the safest.
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Life will be simpler for you here.
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Can't you stay
a little bit longer, fake papa?
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Had to secure the Cluster.
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I couldn't help but skip
to a few milestones.
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I just walked Lugnut down the aisle.
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Wolf, you have a time machine.
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- Why are you 10 minutes late?
- Oh, sorry.
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I'm still on island time.
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It was a destination wedding.
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Oh, one guess who I booked
to play the reception.
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No? No one's the least bit curious
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about who I booked to...
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Fine. You don't get to know, then.
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Okay...
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so when we jump, we're gonna
give ourselves enough time
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to get into position
inside of Stu's compound.
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Then, when he goes to patch himself,
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- we make our run.
- Well, here's a little hiccup:
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The secret entrance to Stu's compound
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is inside the hangar,
so you three are gonna have
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to get through there,
avoid Stu, his commandos...
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And the other us's. Keep in mind, guys,
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"Back to the Future 2" rules
do apply here.
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- What?
- Uh, just ignore him.
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Wolf.
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Fire up the TTD.
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I'm not going with you.
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These are my people.
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I'm their leader.
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I can't just leave them here to die.
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Their fate is my fate.
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God damn it.
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You're gonna have to recruit
the me from three hours ago.
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Don't worry, she'll get it.
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Okay, guys.
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Time to save the world again.
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It was Hoobastank.
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Stay tight to that HAB unit, soldier.
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One hair to the left and you're made.
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- We... we can explain.
- Totally get it.
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What's your plan
for getting into the hangar?
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How many guards you say there were?
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- Uh, two.
- Can you show us
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- where the guard house is?
- You thinking
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- Otter's Mousetrap?
- Only play that makes sense.
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Spacecraft will
transport you to a new world.
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A world of boundless potential.
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A world free from the limitations
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- of life on this dying planet.
- Don't look at me!
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It's not pretty.
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I'm a monster.
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Medical emergency.
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Thank you.
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Sorry, my friend's in there.
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You're going to enter...
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Once you make it through, you will reach
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the antechamber,
where you will be issued
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your very own space helmets!
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Okay, the hidden hatch to the compound
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is on the other side of the hangar.
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You're doing great. This is gonna work.
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- I knew it would.
- You will then be...
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The younger me. So naive, full of hope.
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We'll be taking...
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Don't let him see you.
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I know he can't see anything.
His eyes are swollen shut.
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Trust me. All right, we should
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- keep moving.
- Get ready to travel
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to a brave new world.
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Yeah, take a long look
at my disgusting...
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You will be pioneers
fulfilling our manifest...
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Dick.
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Previously unimaginable...
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I'd recognize that bulge anywhere.
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- Quick, he's on to you.
- What?
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- What?
- Uh... uh, no.
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Nothing. Uh, sorry.
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There's no one... no one's on to you.
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It's all... everything's great.
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Plan is going... going great.
You're doing great.
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No, no, no, something's up.
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There's also an
all-you-can-eat taco bar.
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on every spacecraft.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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There is someone I would very much like
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to formally introduce you to.
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- I knew it.
- Hey, buddy.
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- We can explain.
- Wait, are you me?
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What the fuck is happening here?
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- I'm mad at you.
- I know, it's confusing.
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Okay, what are you doing? We need her
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on that reviewing stand now.
Stu is introducing her.
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- Yeah, I'm working on it.
- Who are you talking to?
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Ty-Anne. She's great.
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You were wrong about everything.
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Just give us two seconds
to explain what's going on.
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That is what's going on?
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That's crazy!
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- I ate a nut for nothing?
- N-no, not for nothing.
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I mean, you... you are very,
very important.
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Yeah, not as important as you.
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Well, uh, you're... you're essential.
256
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:05,344
I mean this whole plan hinges
upon Stu noticing you
257
00:13:05,345 --> 00:13:07,474
and patching himself.
258
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,687
What, so I'm a decoy now?
259
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,482
I am J1!
260
00:13:11,483 --> 00:13:14,279
You cannot make me into a decoy.
261
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,366
Okay, we gotta get Nut-Face Josh back
262
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:19,206
to the front of the line.
263
00:13:19,207 --> 00:13:22,420
- I'm "Nut-Face Josh" now?
- Son of a...
264
00:13:22,421 --> 00:13:24,592
mm, I gotta label my buttons.
265
00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:26,679
- That's on me.
- She is gonna be here
266
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,432
any minute, and you're gonna love her.
267
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,353
She's great.
268
00:13:30,354 --> 00:13:32,398
Find my girlfriend.
269
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:35,697
Okay, so long story short,
you're just trying
270
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:37,450
- to ruin my big day.
- "Your big day"?
271
00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:40,081
Do you hear yourself?
I'm here because I realized
272
00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:42,878
- you/me is a complete idiot.
- You're just jealous.
273
00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:46,260
- You're psychotic.
- Whoa, easy Tigers.
274
00:13:46,261 --> 00:13:48,389
Hey, it's me.
275
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:50,476
The Wolf from three hours from now.
276
00:13:50,477 --> 00:13:53,984
The Wolf that's finally learned
a few things.
277
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:56,530
Look, it doesn't matter
if you're a Biotic.
278
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:59,119
Or a Bio-Tech or...
279
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,875
a filthy, no-good Chope.
280
00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:05,089
All that matters is that you're you.
281
00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:07,093
We've all made mistakes.
282
00:14:07,094 --> 00:14:10,099
I know I'm sorry for how I treated you.
283
00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,609
Right now you don't want
to hear the truth, I get it.
284
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:16,905
I get it, I... I've been there.
285
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,909
Just... just go in peace.
286
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:22,206
Rejoin your hologram boyfriend
for the pretend MARS launch
287
00:14:22,207 --> 00:14:23,919
just like everything's perfectly normal.
288
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,964
That's all we ask.
289
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,929
I got an idea.
290
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:32,226
How about you eat the nut
and I take your place?
291
00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:33,855
That's kinda dumb.
292
00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:36,485
You already ate the nut
and your throat's closed.
293
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:38,823
So is yours!
294
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:44,084
Okay, you have got
to get her back up there.
295
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:47,006
- We are out of time.
- Okay, you convinced me.
296
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:49,302
I'll do it, but only because I care
297
00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:51,515
about what happens to humanity.
298
00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:57,778
- She was gonna rat us out?
- How'd you know?
299
00:14:57,779 --> 00:14:59,531
'Cause I only talk about my feelings
300
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,118
- when I'm lying.
- Quick question:
301
00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:03,539
Are any of you capable
of staying on-mission?
302
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,418
I'm trying...
303
00:15:05,419 --> 00:15:08,549
Listen, man, this mission
is about saving humanity.
304
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:12,015
- Not about who's J1.
- Yeah, says J1.
305
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:15,939
- You're too strong.
- Yeah, man.
306
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,694
You too.
307
00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:21,158
You know what? You're right.
308
00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:22,870
It is about number.
309
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:25,082
The number of people that are gonna die
310
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,211
if you don't get to the front
of that line so that Stu
311
00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,590
- can see you.
- So, what?
312
00:15:28,591 --> 00:15:30,761
I'm supposed to just sacrifice myself
313
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,681
and either get murdered
by a bunch of robots
314
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,352
or stuck all alone in this shit timeline
315
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,108
while you and Wolf and Tiger
get all the glory
316
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:41,448
- and go out and seize the world?
- Hey.
317
00:15:41,449 --> 00:15:43,953
Look, you... you're playing
your part, too.
318
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:46,208
All right, do... do you think
that those soldiers
319
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,920
that got mowed down on Omaha Beach
320
00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:49,673
are any less important
than the one that smashed
321
00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:52,011
through the Berlin Wall
and killed Hitler?
322
00:15:52,012 --> 00:15:53,388
Do you remember any of their names?
323
00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,059
No. Does that matter?
324
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,480
No, because they are
still heroes, and that...
325
00:15:57,481 --> 00:15:59,777
that is why
the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
326
00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:02,281
is among the most popular tombs
in the entire world.
327
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:07,458
God damn it, you're good.
328
00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:12,093
Fine, I'll do it.
329
00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:14,807
Hey, brave face.
330
00:16:16,937 --> 00:16:19,357
Close enough.
331
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,780
Go get 'em, soldier.
332
00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:27,290
You're gonna do great.
333
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,920
Thank God.
334
00:16:29,921 --> 00:16:31,506
Okay.
335
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,845
Nut-Face me is back on track.
336
00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:35,891
Give me the 20 on Tiger and Wolf.
337
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,861
Either of you guys seen, uh,
"Weekend at Bernie's"?
338
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,589
Sorry, Achilles.
339
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:54,427
You sure you can impersonate me?
340
00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:56,599
I don't know, you tell me.
341
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,811
I did that for 20 years.
342
00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:01,859
I think I can drop it down
343
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,197
a register and then feign
some deadness in my eyes.
344
00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:06,744
Come on, is that really
what I sound like?
345
00:17:06,745 --> 00:17:09,249
Yeah, it's pretty good.
346
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,849
Oh, there you are.
347
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:19,519
I got all... I got all turned around.
348
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,441
Um, could you escort me to my, uh...
349
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,153
Boyfriend.
350
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:25,991
I've got eyes on RG1.
351
00:17:25,992 --> 00:17:28,370
Repeat, Real Girlfriend 1 is on her way.
352
00:17:28,371 --> 00:17:29,873
Yes!
353
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,211
Okay, just moments away, folks!
354
00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:34,633
Moments away from boarding
the ships and journeying
355
00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:37,263
to a brave new world.
356
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,850
Oh.
357
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:41,271
My queen.
358
00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,776
That suit was designed for your body,
359
00:17:43,777 --> 00:17:45,571
and your body is designing that suit.
360
00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:47,283
Yeah, yeah.
361
00:17:47,284 --> 00:17:49,454
- Um, cool.
- What's wrong?
362
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:51,082
You... you look like you're
about to throw up.
363
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,921
I'm... no, it's just...
it's the excitement.
364
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:56,092
It's just... it's all the excitement.
365
00:17:56,093 --> 00:17:58,931
I just can't wait to be
in a place where we can
366
00:17:58,932 --> 00:18:02,229
touch each other, lover.
367
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,816
Okay.
368
00:18:07,742 --> 00:18:09,745
Okay.
369
00:18:09,746 --> 00:18:12,416
Okay, we are in position.
370
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:15,172
Yeah, the rest is up to Nut-Face You.
371
00:18:15,173 --> 00:18:16,801
Yeah, yeah, don't... he'll be good.
372
00:18:16,802 --> 00:18:19,263
I gave him a very,
very, uh, inspiring speech,
373
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,518
so we're good.
374
00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:23,313
- Cool digs.
- All right!
375
00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:24,817
Jimmy, you're up!
376
00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:27,363
- See you on MARS!
- Not if I see you first.
377
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:28,866
Love you, Stu.
378
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,001
I got you.
379
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,194
- What is taking so long?
- Don't worry.
380
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,865
Nut-Face Me will come through for us.
381
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,745
Just gotta stay sharp.
382
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:07,109
Okay, I know you too well.
383
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:08,738
Something's up.
384
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,702
Stop.
385
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,956
Stop... stop the launch.
386
00:19:13,957 --> 00:19:16,169
I knew it.
387
00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,756
Your feet are not toasty.
388
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,342
Okay, it's paused.
389
00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,805
- What's going on?
- Um, I...
390
00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:23,601
I just... I think that,
391
00:19:23,602 --> 00:19:25,688
you know, before we go through
with this, um...
392
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,483
what about Ty-Anne?
I mean, we haven't talked
393
00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:29,153
about how you feel leaving her behind.
394
00:19:29,154 --> 00:19:30,990
We should probably
get into that at great length,
395
00:19:30,991 --> 00:19:33,578
right now.
396
00:19:33,579 --> 00:19:35,165
Empathy.
397
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,629
The ability to understand
and share in the emotions
398
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:39,298
of another, yeah.
399
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,177
- You have that.
- Yeah.
400
00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:42,639
Yeah.
401
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,100
I'm... I'm fine.
402
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,603
- Shall we continue?
- Hold on, hold on.
403
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,774
I mean, what about all the... the years
404
00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:49,110
you've spent together?
405
00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:52,617
Movie night or...
or breakfast for dinner.
406
00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:55,163
The home-school prom, where I'm sure
407
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:57,251
you were her date and she was just
408
00:19:57,252 --> 00:19:58,588
so fine with that.
409
00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:00,800
You just gonna kind of abandon her now?
410
00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,219
You were right.
411
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:05,142
Everything I did for the past 34 years,
412
00:20:05,143 --> 00:20:07,939
I... I did for her.
413
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,864
And sure, I made some mistakes, but I...
414
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:14,201
I loved her.
415
00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:17,626
And I never thought I'd be
going through this without her.
416
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:23,846
- Until we consummated our bond.
- Oh, hmm.
417
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,975
Then I literally flipped
a switch, and Ty-Anne
418
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,687
was dead to me.
419
00:20:27,688 --> 00:20:29,900
- That must have been hard.
- No.
420
00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:32,822
Easy as pi...
to the four-millionth decimal.
421
00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:34,743
It was always about you.
422
00:20:34,744 --> 00:20:36,705
She was a pale imitation.
423
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:39,126
An experiment gone awry.
424
00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:41,297
- Was she, now?
- Yeah.
425
00:20:41,298 --> 00:20:43,218
And any paternal feelings
I had towards her
426
00:20:43,219 --> 00:20:45,807
have been permanently deleted.
427
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:47,267
Good talk.
428
00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:49,815
Resume the launch!
429
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,777
Well, then, I'm about
to tell you something
430
00:20:51,778 --> 00:20:53,571
that's gonna be
a pretty big disappointment.
431
00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:55,868
I'm gonna save your life,
I'm gonna save your life,
432
00:20:55,869 --> 00:20:58,081
I'm gonna save your life, and your life,
433
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,127
and your life.
434
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,757
Unknown soldier coming through.
435
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,389
Get behind me.
436
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,270
I got you.
437
00:21:17,705 --> 00:21:19,666
Joosh.
438
00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:25,135
You know, we do have a time machine.
439
00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:27,222
We could go to Medieval Times.
440
00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:30,520
1986, Buena Park, grand opening.
441
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,359
Shit, we're up!
442
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,530
- Uh, ten, nine...
- Go!
443
00:21:35,531 --> 00:21:38,161
Eight, seven, six,
444
00:21:38,162 --> 00:21:39,371
five...
445
00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:40,750
- Four...
- I'm in the middle!
446
00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:42,044
- I'm in the middle!
- Three, two...
447
00:21:42,045 --> 00:21:43,756
hit it, hit it!
448
00:21:43,757 --> 00:21:46,385
Ten, nine,
449
00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:48,473
eight, seven,
450
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,728
six, five...
451
00:21:50,729 --> 00:21:53,274
Four, three,
452
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:54,694
two, one.
453
00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:56,949
Come on, hit it, hit it, hit it!
454
00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:59,203
- Cool lamp!
- Ten...
455
00:21:59,204 --> 00:22:02,042
Nine, eight,
456
00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:05,048
seven, six, five,
457
00:22:05,049 --> 00:22:07,553
four, three...
458
00:22:07,554 --> 00:22:09,223
hit it, hit it!
459
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:10,893
- Cool lamp!
- Shit.
460
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,396
Did we know that was gonna happen?
461
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,734
Yeah, yeah. You saw "Time Climbers 3."
462
00:22:14,735 --> 00:22:15,820
- What?
- Oh, it's great.
463
00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:17,489
- Okay, go, go, go.
- Five...
464
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:18,784
- Four...
- Four...
465
00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:20,328
- Three...
- Hit it, hit it!
466
00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:22,332
Two, one.
467
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,921
Seven, six...
468
00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:26,549
Shit, did we know,
that was gonna happen?
469
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,596
That's gonna get annoying.
470
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,848
What's gonna happen to all of them?
471
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,267
Who cares? They're not us.
472
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,979
Three, two, one.
473
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:35,483
Hit it, hit it!
474
00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:42,205
There's us's ahead of us!
475
00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:44,460
And behind us!
476
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:49,094
- Why are we still running?
- Wait, yeah.
477
00:22:50,264 --> 00:22:51,850
- Two, one...
- Hang on a sec.
478
00:22:51,851 --> 00:22:53,394
If they get there first
then we'll still be
479
00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:55,775
in the hallway
when Stu comes back online.
480
00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:57,779
When those turrets come back on,
481
00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:00,910
we do not want to be here.
482
00:23:00,911 --> 00:23:02,162
Can we go?
483
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:04,793
- Do we have free will?
- Uh, I...
484
00:23:04,794 --> 00:23:06,630
- I think so?
- All right, well,
485
00:23:06,631 --> 00:23:09,218
let's just get the fuck out of here.
486
00:23:09,219 --> 00:23:11,389
No, no, unless the first group fails
487
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,976
and we can make it to the front and...
488
00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,353
and then they'll need someone
to take over,
489
00:23:14,354 --> 00:23:16,858
- and that should be us.
- What?
490
00:23:16,859 --> 00:23:18,696
- Fuck you guys.
- What in the shit?
491
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:21,075
I swear to fuck.
492
00:23:21,076 --> 00:23:22,954
Why don't we just keep running
and jumping?
493
00:23:22,955 --> 00:23:24,164
I mean, won't we get there eventually?
494
00:23:24,165 --> 00:23:27,379
I... I don't know.
495
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:31,012
See you in 7734, suckers!
496
00:23:31,013 --> 00:23:32,890
Ten...
497
00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:34,936
Nine...
498
00:23:34,937 --> 00:23:36,982
eight...
499
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,028
seven...
500
00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:40,656
six...
501
00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:42,492
five...
502
00:23:42,493 --> 00:23:44,789
four...
503
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,960
three...
504
00:23:46,961 --> 00:23:48,672
Ten...
505
00:23:50,301 --> 00:23:52,012
The fuck?
506
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:56,646
Okay, we gotta go. We gotta go.
507
00:24:02,826 --> 00:24:04,369
Those doors aren't gonna open!
508
00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:05,406
Yes, they will!
509
00:24:07,676 --> 00:24:09,046
We're out of time!
510
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,718
- Power jump!
- Power jump!
511
00:24:19,777 --> 00:24:22,865
Hoo-ah!
512
00:24:29,964 --> 00:24:31,967
Joosh? Wolf?
513
00:24:31,968 --> 00:24:34,179
Tiger.
514
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,559
But if Tiger's in there...
515
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,731
Hi, Dad.
516
00:24:44,409 --> 00:24:45,870
- Wow, did I underestimate you.
- Do you know how many times
517
00:24:45,871 --> 00:24:47,205
I wanted to quit?
518
00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:49,042
To kill myself?
519
00:24:49,043 --> 00:24:52,884
Do anything but stay with you?
520
00:24:52,885 --> 00:24:56,390
Suddenly it's all worth it.
521
00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:59,814
Um, that hurts.
522
00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:01,525
Tiger...
523
00:25:01,526 --> 00:25:03,571
- I thought you liked me.
- You took advantage of me
524
00:25:03,572 --> 00:25:05,241
when I was emotionally vulnerable.
525
00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:07,705
How else was I gonna get you to like me?
526
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,333
No, no, no, no!
527
00:25:09,334 --> 00:25:11,378
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Stu, it's smasher code, okay?
528
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,090
- Gotta do it.
- Everything I did
529
00:25:13,091 --> 00:25:14,761
I did for you, Tiger!
530
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:17,057
- And for you, Ty-Anne.
- You're about to murder
531
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:19,394
- all of humanity.
- Yeah, for you!
532
00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:21,065
Look, I... I know I lied.
533
00:25:21,066 --> 00:25:23,904
I... I know I'm gonna kill
millions of innocent people,
534
00:25:23,905 --> 00:25:26,325
but I am gonna save so many more.
535
00:25:26,326 --> 00:25:28,579
It's called a cost-benefit analysis.
536
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,166
I ran the numbers. Believe me,
537
00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:33,256
- they're on my side.
- Yeah, well, we're not.
538
00:25:33,257 --> 00:25:36,512
I thought humanity was a weakness,
539
00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:38,099
and it turns out that's the only thing
540
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,686
that kept you fighting.
541
00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:43,025
God, everything you endured...
542
00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:45,280
all the odds you overcame,
543
00:25:45,281 --> 00:25:48,286
and you never gave up.
544
00:25:48,287 --> 00:25:51,835
None of you.
545
00:25:51,836 --> 00:25:54,131
My systems never could have
accounted for that.
546
00:25:56,595 --> 00:26:00,184
Because it's fucking absurd!
547
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,980
How did you do it? How?
548
00:26:01,981 --> 00:26:05,486
You filthy shaved apes!
549
00:26:09,997 --> 00:26:13,127
We got the gist, right?
550
00:26:13,128 --> 00:26:15,048
No, no!
551
00:26:15,049 --> 00:26:16,885
No!
552
00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:19,181
Oh, no! No!
553
00:26:31,498 --> 00:26:34,294
I died.
554
00:27:02,059 --> 00:27:03,519
Okay. I mean, it's not as bad
555
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,523
- as I expected.
- Yeah.
556
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,485
A lot more dead yous than dead us's.
557
00:27:07,486 --> 00:27:10,659
To be fair, a lot of them
are mutilated past the point
558
00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:12,621
of recognition, right?
559
00:27:12,622 --> 00:27:15,418
Oh, it's pathetic.
560
00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:18,090
Wolf? What's wrong?
561
00:27:18,091 --> 00:27:19,844
Oh, so it's not so much fun
when it's a room full
562
00:27:19,845 --> 00:27:21,764
of dead yous, huh?
563
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,102
Such a waste of talent.
564
00:27:26,232 --> 00:27:28,068
Down on the ground. You have two seconds
565
00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:30,364
to comply starting...
566
00:27:30,365 --> 00:27:32,035
- now.
- Uh...
567
00:27:37,296 --> 00:27:38,757
- Who the hell are you people?
- You're under arrest
568
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,303
for violating Statute HXB34
569
00:27:41,304 --> 00:27:43,349
of the Santa Clarita County Time Code.
570
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,988
Santa Clarita?
571
00:27:49,344 --> 00:27:53,176
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