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Previously on "Future Man"...
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I think we're looking at temporal decay.
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It's like a black hole, but for time.
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Time overlapping,
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future and past existing simultaneously.
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It's the source of all our anomalies,
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and it's getting bigger.
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Eventually, it'll get so big,
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it'll suck every timeline into it.
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Another you saved me.
He called himself J1.
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Nut-face.
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You were supposed to take me home.
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The home I promised you is real, Josh.
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A refuge off the grid,
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beyond the reach of the time constables.
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It's called Haven.
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- Enter these coordinates.
- They're in.
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So now press the button.
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- Take us to Haven.
- So what do you want from me?
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Deliver me Haven, I'll deliver you
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to the timeline of your choice,
records wiped clean.
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All you have to do is get to Haven,
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activate those devices.
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Can you do a full
memory wipe thing on me?
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So I can forget everything
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that's happened to me since I left home?
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You just want to
erase us from your entire life?
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- Is this Haven?
- No, it's Iowa.
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Fucking bin Laden.
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Is that Haven?
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No.
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That's just something happening
that shouldn't be.
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Yeah, you know, come to think of it,
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an ice cream cart did fall
on me in the 17th century.
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Wait, I saw a yield sign there.
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Guys, did we break time?
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Hey.
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Hey, you did nothing.
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If anyone broke time,
it was entirely us.
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So where's all the time scum?
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I don't know.
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I think this is just Iowa State.
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I mean, think about it.
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If Haven is supposed
to exist outside of time,
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then how are we supposed
to get there using a TTD?
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What are we doing in Ames, Iowa,
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December 31, 1999 then?
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Y2K.
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Okay, at the start
of the new millennium,
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there was supposed to be this,
like, massive computer glitch
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that would cause
absolute global pandemonium.
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But nothing happened.
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Except maybe, something did happen.
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All right, this is not Haven.
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But I believe that tonight at midnight,
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something is going down
that's gonna take us there.
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Wow. Wow.
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Watching you break that down
was impressive.
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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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So what is our next move, boss?
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Okay, look.
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You guys being fake nice to me
is not gonna change my mind
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about going home
and erasing you from my memory.
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Then fuck you, janitor!
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You're garbage. Your plan's garbage.
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That's more like it.
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I'm gonna go find the computer lab.
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Somewhere on this campus,
someone is up to no good
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with a computer, and I'm going
to track them down.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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The student union is there
so the computer lab must be...
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So this breakup is really happening.
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I'm moving on
to the second stage of grief.
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Anger. To hell with the boy.
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Where are we going
with our one-way time tickets?
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Back to the sewers.
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You mean the nightmare we escaped?
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- Those sewers?
- Uh, yeah.
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We're conquering heroes
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returning to slaughter
those who did us wrong.
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- Cool, cool. Related idea.
- Where's North?
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- Hmm?
- Cabo 1989.
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Don Johnson's 40th birthday blowout.
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36 hours of linen shirts,
clams on the half shell,
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and enough cocaine
to kill Buddy Hackett.
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It was a helluva weekend.
Just one problem, weekends end.
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Okay, so that's not really...
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- Or do they?
- Oh, my God.
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That very weekend, I had a brainstorm
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to spin a tapestry of eternal
cool, Cabo Wabo Cantina.
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Wait, didn't Sammy Hagar...
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Shut up! Sammy Hagar invented nothing.
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He just showed up
on Sunday morning uninvited,
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stole my favorite Joe Camel beach towel,
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and my idea.
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He turned Cabo Wabo into a fucking joke.
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And now, we're being given
a chance to fix all that.
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By killing Sammy Hagar?
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- No.
- Okay.
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Maybe. If there's time.
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Look. Just picture it.
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- Okay?
- Sure.
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Toes in the summer sand.
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Fingers gripping a sweaty Corona.
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Someone says,
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"Hey. Hey, guys.
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Who wants to go catch some kingfish?"
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Ew.
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And you just pile into a speedboat.
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And...
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That's Cabo Wabo.
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Well, you mean, like,
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like the restaurant
inside the malls, Cabo...
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- No.
- No, no, no.
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He's talking about a fishing expedition.
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No! No.
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It's a state of mind, okay?
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The feeling of a fishing expedition.
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The feeling of a weekend
you want to never end.
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Wait, wait, wait, guys.
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This is it. Come on, come on.
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Mm. It's fresh.
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Shattered in haste.
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Can't be more than a day or two.
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Ugh.
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Okay.
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What were you after?
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Oh, shit.
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Guys, someone stole a military computer.
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That is never a good thing.
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Yeah, must be some kind
of mad genius hell-bent
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on doing something nefarious as fuck.
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Hang on.
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Looks like we're not the only ones
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trying to figure out
what's going to happen on Y3G.
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Time rogues.
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Guys, come on. We're gonna lose them.
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- There.
- No, no, no.
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Hey, act like you've stalked
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interdimensional time miscreants before.
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Yeah, stick to the shadows, rook.
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Okay. Sorry.
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How do you feel
about "Beluga's Last Dive"?
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You read my mind.
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Okay, guys. This is our last mission.
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For once, can you please tell
me what the hell that means?
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Oh, just a dead sprint.
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It has nothing to do with belugas.
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Juan Pablo, I told you no more dudes.
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Oh.
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You can stay though. What's up?
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- No and never.
- Okay.
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Dudes can stay if
they can answer this question.
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Who would win in a fight
between Blade and Neo?
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Oh, I got here. I got this, guys.
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Obviously that all depends upon
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whether or not they're
inside the Matrix...
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God damn it, these aren't time rogues.
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They're nerds.
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Wolf, that is not cool.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
Look at these dweebs.
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- Oh, my God.
- What's with the outfits?
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Costumes for our New Year's party.
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The theme is "The Next Millennium."
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Oh, next time, make the theme "Girls,"
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and maybe some will show up.
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Am I right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, we've still got six minutes.
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Clearly, this is a dead end, all right?
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Let's double back to the computer lab.
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We still have enough time.
If we scour the entire campus...
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Wolf!
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No. Get down right now!
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Come on.
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Hm, looks like our computer genius
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is free jacking some serious kilojoules.
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Wolf, let's move.
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Keg's tapped. Happy New Year, nerds.
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- Move, soldier.
- It's not my fault.
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I needed to kill that keg
to teach them a lesson.
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- What lesson?
- I hate nerds.
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All right, Dick Clark
back in Times Square
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live atop the Marriott here.
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And there's a lot of music
going on down below.
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We've heard from Neil Diamond
and Barry Manilow.
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Later on, Barbra Streisand.
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And this is the place to be.
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You know, each night,
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6 million volts
of electricity are shoved...
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- Oh, that's a lot of juice.
- This has got to be it.
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This way.
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In one minute,
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the ball will drop
and you will see pandemonium.
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Come on.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Shit.
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Guys, we're not gonna make it.
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Yes, we are.
We're going back to the sewer.
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We're so close, I can taste it.
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I have not signed off on that.
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Drop 30 seconds. 30!
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Glittering and showing off...
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Get close to somebody you love.
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You were serious
about that Mexico thing?
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It's called Cabo Wabo, and
I've never been more serious
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about anything in my entire life!
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You hear that sound?
They know it's gonna happen.
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Push the button, Mayor. Push the button.
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Get set. 9, 8...
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This is it. It's gonna fix everything.
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This will fix everything.
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Four, three, two, one.
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2000.
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Cabo Wabo.
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Sewer.
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What is happening?
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It felt like my skin folded inside out.
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Did Jesus just wave to me?
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All right, calm down.
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Act like you've been in a vortex before.
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Is this Haven?
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Well, it better be. TTD's melted.
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Okay.
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That means these cubes just became
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our only way out of this fog dumpster.
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Oh, well.
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Either we made it,
or that is one big coincidence.
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Okay, everyone knows the mission.
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We use the cubes,
we map out a perimeter,
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and find the center point.
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Then we merge the cubes,
activate the beacon,
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summon Susan, we go home.
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Let's start with the perimeter. Come on.
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No. Okay, try this way.
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Okay.
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So safe to say we're looking at
a bit of wonky perimeter here.
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Okay. To the center.
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All right. There's a fork in the road.
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Let's split up. Watch your six.
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You run into anyone, get
answers by any means necessary.
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Yahtzee.
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It's not literally a wet sarong.
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It's the vibe of a wet sarong.
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Okay, but is there guacamole
like at the real one, or...
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What I'm describing is
the real Cabo Wabo.
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It just... you know what?
I feel bad for you.
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You're gonna be living your C minus life
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while I'm A plus-ing it up
with Busey and the boys.
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Uh-oh. Time scum, 12:00.
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And he's a tall drink of water.
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You take out his shins. I'll go high.
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Do mine eyes deceive me?
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- Abraham Lincoln?
- Joshua Futturman.
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I am so happy to have you back.
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The others will rejoice.
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The others?
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Everybody, look who's here.
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- Josh.
- Josh.
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I can't believe you're alive.
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00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:06,043
I can't believe
you're alive, James Dean.
262
00:13:06,044 --> 00:13:08,711
It's you. It's really you.
263
00:13:08,713 --> 00:13:10,132
Oh. Marilyn Monroe.
264
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:13,555
- Josh, you're back.
- And Martin Luther King?
265
00:13:13,556 --> 00:13:16,766
Finally. One of my dreams came true.
266
00:13:16,771 --> 00:13:21,529
How is this even... What the fuck?
267
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:22,870
And yes, look.
268
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,995
We remembered you.
269
00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:27,124
And lo, he arrived, a savior,
270
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,005
whisked in on wings of time unknown.
271
00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:32,006
He foretold of certain doom,
272
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:35,474
all of us destined to die,
too young, too soon.
273
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:37,394
Because of his mighty deeds,
274
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:40,065
we hath not perished from this Earth.
275
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,486
He called himself...
276
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,498
Future Man.
277
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,418
This is bad.
278
00:13:54,304 --> 00:13:56,015
Oh, van Gogh, I...
279
00:13:57,728 --> 00:14:00,317
Van Gogh doesn't handle
criticism very well.
280
00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:01,735
Oh, don't coddle him.
281
00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:03,406
Constructive feedback's the only way
282
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,695
he'll grow as an artist.
283
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:05,868
Is it true?
284
00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:15,893
Our savior back from the dead.
285
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,001
One second, please.
286
00:14:33,382 --> 00:14:34,889
Get your shit together.
287
00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:36,636
You're wilting under the spotlight.
288
00:14:36,638 --> 00:14:38,428
This is just so fucked, man.
289
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:41,689
Oh, that it is.
I mean, you saved van Gogh.
290
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:43,944
- What about Basquiat?
- Who?
291
00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:46,615
No, they think that I'm Nut-Face Josh
292
00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:48,367
with his savior complex and everything.
293
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,040
He just had to go and save Jesus.
294
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,001
And why wait until he's on the cross?
295
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:53,713
Wouldn't it be
a much better extraction point
296
00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:54,844
to get him at the Last Supper?
297
00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:56,135
Noted. Look.
298
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,016
Let's just assess our sitch here.
299
00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:00,185
Another version of you
Magic School Bussed
300
00:15:00,186 --> 00:15:02,815
a top-notch, eclectic group
of super celebs
301
00:15:02,816 --> 00:15:06,026
to what appears to be
a totally functional utopia.
302
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:09,411
I say we jump in that Jacuzzi
for a while,
303
00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:11,374
and see how the water feels.
304
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,705
No, no, no. All right?
305
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,380
We're getting out of here,
we're going home.
306
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,930
I wanna see my family,
and this is just too weird.
307
00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:19,558
Call me crazy,
but a room full of A-listers
308
00:15:19,559 --> 00:15:22,687
who wanna slob your knob is
maybe just a little bit better
309
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,149
than living at home with your parents.
310
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,527
No, no.
311
00:15:25,528 --> 00:15:27,568
I can't stay here pretending
to be the other Josh.
312
00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:28,579
Okay? That's wrong...
313
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,865
All I'm saying is,
314
00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:31,870
this isn't the hell
Susan advertised it to be.
315
00:15:31,874 --> 00:15:33,422
Plus, you've got status here.
316
00:15:33,423 --> 00:15:36,009
Let's use that to get
a proper lay of the land.
317
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,218
And when the heat of
the spotlight starts to burn,
318
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:39,970
I step in.
319
00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:42,602
I've already got a good base tan.
320
00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,189
Hmm.
321
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:48,199
I guess, you know, hob-knobbing
it with a bunch of my heroes
322
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,747
in a gorgeous setting isn't the
worst thing I could think of.
323
00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:54,626
Mm-hmm. Now you get it, my son.
324
00:15:54,627 --> 00:15:56,627
That's Cabo Wabo.
325
00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:06,943
All right, okay, uh,
326
00:16:06,944 --> 00:16:08,196
What did I miss?
327
00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:10,116
Ah! Back again!
328
00:16:10,117 --> 00:16:13,037
- Okay now!
- Whoo!
329
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,630
Yeah.
330
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:19,343
You know who's gonna freak out the most?
331
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,470
Gandhi.
332
00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:29,356
I'm gonna hurt you, Gandhi.
I am gonna hurt you real bad.
333
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,369
So stop bullshitting, and start talking.
334
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:34,580
There is no starting or stopping.
335
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:38,047
Those are conventions of another world.
336
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:41,048
All righty, quit yapping
in circles, Four Eyes.
337
00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:44,518
I need intel on your perimeter,
your defenses,
338
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:46,649
and what kind of weapons
I'm dealing with.
339
00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:49,148
You seek to bind the boundless.
340
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,031
I see.
341
00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:53,832
Stop writing fucking fortune
cookies and give me answers.
342
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,665
If it's answers you seek,
343
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,456
you must go to the enchanted meadow.
344
00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:01,604
Great. Was that so hard?
345
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,391
Who's up there? Hmm?
346
00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:06,562
You walking me into a trap?
Who's gonna enchant me?
347
00:17:06,563 --> 00:17:08,693
The greatest of all time.
348
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,528
Okay.
349
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,284
Fuck you, you stretched out baby.
350
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:15,785
You know what? How about this, huh?
351
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,877
What about this? Oh.
352
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,640
So Tupac and Biggie are friends?
353
00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:26,391
They formed a union
354
00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:30,031
that has so far yielded
three revolutionary mix tapes.
355
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:32,826
Buddy, Ritchie. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
356
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:36,455
So what do you three-chord
gunslingers get up to at night?
357
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,957
There is no night here, so not much.
358
00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:41,090
Right, right.
359
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:43,511
But you know, what's the scene like?
360
00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:45,642
Now that Josh is back,
we'll probably jam a little.
361
00:17:45,643 --> 00:17:47,060
That's right, man.
362
00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:50,481
Oh, you know, I've been known
to noodle on the ol' axe.
363
00:17:50,484 --> 00:17:53,074
Well, no. Guitar is kind of my thing.
364
00:17:53,075 --> 00:17:54,789
Yeah, that's cool. That's cool.
365
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,745
It's probably best
if I just hang back on tambo.
366
00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,049
I guess you could play tambourine,
367
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:02,925
but you'd have to take it from Anne.
368
00:18:06,308 --> 00:18:08,185
Anne Frank?
369
00:18:08,186 --> 00:18:10,646
Yeah, I should probably let her keep it.
370
00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:13,069
She could use the win.
371
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:15,617
Buddy? Ritchie?
372
00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:17,704
The smell of sun tan oil,
373
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,794
lingering taste of tequila
and lime on your tongue,
374
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,625
bathtub-warm seawater
375
00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:26,472
gently tugging at your
Puka shell ankle bracelet.
376
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,519
So a beach?
377
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,980
No. Come on, James Dean.
378
00:18:31,984 --> 00:18:35,281
Calling JFK Jr. my nemesis
is too strong.
379
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,285
Frenemy? Not strong enough.
380
00:18:37,286 --> 00:18:39,416
Point is, you fucked his dad.
I knew the son.
381
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,834
Let's dish.
382
00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:44,174
Your bravado hides a deep sadness.
383
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:47,255
Well, yeah? What are you trying to hide?
384
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:48,641
Norma Jean?
385
00:18:48,642 --> 00:18:50,896
Hey, Wolf? A word.
386
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,647
Oh, finally. Somebody on my level.
387
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,374
What can I do you for, JC?
388
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,366
You're seated at the right hand of Josh.
389
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,502
How did you find the light of his favor
390
00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:03,171
and become his apostle?
391
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,300
Oh, fuck this place.
392
00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:40,786
Yeah, yeah, greatest of all time.
393
00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:42,579
That bald fuck.
394
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,006
Okay.
395
00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:48,967
What's going on here? Something's off.
396
00:19:48,971 --> 00:19:52,391
Huh, maybe this nerd house
will have some answers.
397
00:20:06,966 --> 00:20:11,265
Joan of Arc. Vincent van Gogh.
398
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:14,606
Jesus. Buddy Holly.
399
00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:18,742
I wonder if this tome holds a secret
400
00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:20,949
to why you're such a dick.
401
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:29,969
"There's no night, only day.
402
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:32,020
I should have got on that plane."
403
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:36,016
Buddy, where is the chorus?
404
00:20:50,052 --> 00:20:51,888
Oh.
405
00:20:51,889 --> 00:20:54,936
Okay, great.
406
00:20:56,231 --> 00:20:58,571
And I was starting
to worry I was the problem.
407
00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,011
I traveled through time.
408
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,522
A hero.
409
00:21:15,295 --> 00:21:17,451
A humble janitor.
410
00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:22,783
And you treat me like a dog?
411
00:21:24,078 --> 00:21:28,418
I will not be chained and muzzled.
412
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,839
I will not be stopped!
413
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,590
He's pushing.
414
00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:34,014
I give him that note every time.
415
00:21:34,015 --> 00:21:37,555
I'm a man! Not a dog, I'm a man!
416
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,526
Okay, you know, I gotta get some air.
417
00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:42,196
I don't blame you.
418
00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:45,577
This is the worst theater
experience I've ever had.
419
00:21:48,126 --> 00:21:52,086
I'm a man! Not a dog, I'm a man!
420
00:21:52,092 --> 00:21:54,847
I'm a human man!
421
00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:57,728
And you're tearing me apart!
422
00:22:00,525 --> 00:22:03,315
Hey, sad boy. You okay?
423
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:04,950
Yeah.
424
00:22:06,789 --> 00:22:08,879
Come on, Josh.
425
00:22:12,424 --> 00:22:14,104
Talk to me.
426
00:22:17,852 --> 00:22:20,064
I'm sorry, okay?
427
00:22:20,065 --> 00:22:22,985
I misled you. I misled all of you.
428
00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:27,119
I'm not the Josh that saved everyone.
429
00:22:27,121 --> 00:22:30,334
Okay? I'm from a different timeline.
430
00:22:30,335 --> 00:22:33,125
That doesn't sound so bad.
431
00:22:36,681 --> 00:22:39,018
No, you don't get it, okay?
432
00:22:39,019 --> 00:22:42,316
I'm not really who everyone
in there thinks that I am.
433
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:43,947
I mean, can you understand
having to live up
434
00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:46,406
to the pressure of the fantasy
that everyone has of you?
435
00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,619
- It's...
- Yes.
436
00:22:48,621 --> 00:22:50,207
- Oh, shit.
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,376
Right.
438
00:22:51,377 --> 00:22:54,837
Yeah, of course, yeah.
439
00:22:54,843 --> 00:22:57,141
If Gandhi's gonna tell me that a goat
440
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,309
has all the answers, then
you know what I'm gonna do?
441
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:00,899
I'm gonna slice that goat open,
442
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,897
and I'm gonna wear its entrails
like a chunky necklace.
443
00:23:07,284 --> 00:23:09,044
I have to kill you.
444
00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:13,507
Because it's what I do. It's who I am.
445
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,817
Isn't it?
446
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,790
You know, you are the first person
447
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,746
that's been nice to me in so long.
448
00:23:30,748 --> 00:23:31,874
Aw.
449
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,165
I mean, you and Osama bin Laden.
450
00:23:33,169 --> 00:23:34,379
- Oh.
- But to be fair,
451
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,880
he was only being nice to me
452
00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:37,972
- because he wanted something.
- Oh, men.
453
00:23:37,973 --> 00:23:39,271
- Exactly.
- Mm-hmm.
454
00:23:39,272 --> 00:23:41,385
Exactly. Oh, Marilyn.
455
00:23:41,394 --> 00:23:43,444
Huh. Who would've thought
we'd have so much in common?
456
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:47,239
- Feeling better?
- I am, yeah.
457
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:51,373
Wait, how long have we been out here?
458
00:23:51,374 --> 00:23:54,299
I'm sure you have
better things to be doing.
459
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,665
Well, I have all the time in Haven.
460
00:23:56,674 --> 00:23:59,763
Which is none and lots.
461
00:23:59,764 --> 00:24:03,395
Okay. Anyways, thanks.
462
00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:05,396
It's the least I can do, Josh.
463
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,278
You saved me.
464
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:11,159
Again, you know that
I'm not that same Josh, right?
465
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:14,709
I got a second chance here.
466
00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:17,760
Maybe it's time you gave yourself one.
467
00:24:20,723 --> 00:24:22,308
Hmm.
468
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,939
No, no, no. Hey!
469
00:24:25,941 --> 00:24:27,401
I was in the middle of something.
470
00:24:27,402 --> 00:24:29,280
- We gotta get back on mission.
- Oh, what?
471
00:24:29,281 --> 00:24:30,831
Buddy Holly wouldn't
let you play the tambo,
472
00:24:30,832 --> 00:24:32,866
and now you wanna bail?
Yeah, I saw that.
473
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,709
No. Something's off here.
474
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,800
I did some snooping around.
Shit ain't right.
475
00:24:37,801 --> 00:24:39,339
So let's just get you home
476
00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:41,810
to your incredibly not weird
relationship with your parents.
477
00:24:41,811 --> 00:24:43,517
Well, hang on. Slow down.
478
00:24:43,518 --> 00:24:45,147
I feel like people here are happy.
479
00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:48,526
Maybe us destroying this place
for our own benefit is wrong.
480
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,197
Wait a minute.
481
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,998
Was Marilyn Monroe just hitting on you?
482
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:59,628
Hi. Oh, you think?
483
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:01,971
Well that's it. Evil lurks here.
484
00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,891
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
485
00:25:03,892 --> 00:25:05,312
I just figured it out.
486
00:25:05,313 --> 00:25:08,650
You can't stand for one second
not being Mr. Hot Shit.
487
00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:12,120
Yeah, Abraham Lincoln was on my jock.
488
00:25:12,121 --> 00:25:14,367
James Dean was hanging on my every word.
489
00:25:14,371 --> 00:25:16,291
Ugh, nobody likes a name-dropper.
490
00:25:16,292 --> 00:25:18,796
You are jealous.
491
00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:21,176
Please, I've been jealous
of two people my whole life.
492
00:25:21,177 --> 00:25:22,927
Oh, yeah.
Are you gonna drop their names?
493
00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:24,180
- No.
- Hmm.
494
00:25:24,183 --> 00:25:25,727
But if I was,
495
00:25:25,728 --> 00:25:28,478
it'd be Alice Waters and
pre-born-again Kirk Cameron.
496
00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:31,282
Only 16 years old, and had
the whole town by the balls.
497
00:25:31,283 --> 00:25:32,740
- Yeah.
- Lucky son of a...
498
00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:34,160
Tiger'll back me up.
499
00:25:34,161 --> 00:25:35,918
Tiger, this place is bridge and tunnel.
500
00:25:35,919 --> 00:25:37,875
- Let's bounce.
- No, we gotta stay longer.
501
00:25:37,877 --> 00:25:39,877
Dig deeper. Just a few more days.
502
00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:42,009
Days? What days?
503
00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:44,768
That thing just clicks
the same second over and over.
504
00:25:44,769 --> 00:25:46,896
- What about the mission?
- Missions evolve.
505
00:25:46,897 --> 00:25:48,935
See, Wolf? Missions evolve.
506
00:25:48,941 --> 00:25:50,821
You wanna jump in the Jacuzzi?
The water's warm.
507
00:25:50,822 --> 00:25:52,570
It's only cool when I say it.
508
00:25:52,572 --> 00:25:55,619
Hmm, not here it isn't.
509
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,498
Oh, Marilyn. Hey.
510
00:25:57,499 --> 00:25:59,999
Let's go get MLK...
511
00:26:00,004 --> 00:26:02,344
I gotta go see a goat about a me.
512
00:26:06,225 --> 00:26:09,685
I'll go back to the sewer.
Sewer's back on the table.
513
00:26:10,943 --> 00:26:13,865
There's something off about this place.
514
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:18,036
It's not me. It's not me!
515
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:27,833
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