1
00:00:02,511 --> 00:00:04,639
Previously on "Future Man"...
2
00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,059
Haven does not exist in time or space.
3
00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:08,358
The only way to put it on a map
is from the inside,
4
00:00:08,359 --> 00:00:11,396
and that's exactly what these
geolocation devices will do.
5
00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:12,782
Look who's here.
6
00:00:12,783 --> 00:00:15,119
Oh, savior, back from the dead.
7
00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,960
They think that I'm Nut-Face Josh.
8
00:00:16,961 --> 00:00:18,626
I'm Nut-Face Josh now?
9
00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:19,877
You've got status here.
10
00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,260
Let's use that to get
a proper lay of the land.
11
00:00:22,261 --> 00:00:24,304
Hey, sad boy. You okay?
12
00:00:24,305 --> 00:00:26,425
Was Marilyn Monroe just hitting on you?
13
00:00:26,434 --> 00:00:27,522
Give me answers.
14
00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:29,520
You must go to the enchanted meadow.
15
00:00:29,524 --> 00:00:30,862
Who's up there?
16
00:00:30,863 --> 00:00:32,239
The greatest of all time.
17
00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,697
Something's off here.
18
00:00:33,698 --> 00:00:35,117
I did some snooping around.
Shit ain't right.
19
00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,498
It's not me. It's not me!
20
00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,980
♪ Every day it's a-gettin' closer ♪
21
00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:54,656
♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪
22
00:00:54,657 --> 00:00:59,416
♪ Love like yours
will surely come my way ♪
23
00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:01,837
♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
24
00:01:01,839 --> 00:01:05,509
♪ Every day it's a-gettin' faster ♪
25
00:01:05,512 --> 00:01:09,102
♪ Everyone said go ahead and ask her ♪
26
00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:11,231
♪ Love like yours will ♪
27
00:01:11,232 --> 00:01:13,822
In Haven, you don't need
to eat or drink,
28
00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,531
but the coolest part?
29
00:01:15,532 --> 00:01:17,622
You don't lose a third
of your life sleeping.
30
00:01:17,623 --> 00:01:21,627
It's like June in Stockholm
all the time.
31
00:01:21,628 --> 00:01:24,215
Everything feels like a dream.
32
00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:27,176
Better than a dream. Like magic.
33
00:01:27,181 --> 00:01:28,390
♪ Every day ♪
34
00:01:28,391 --> 00:01:31,104
Yes, whoo!
35
00:01:31,105 --> 00:01:34,444
♪ Going faster than a roller coaster ♪
36
00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:39,075
What spell have you cast
on me, Goat-Wizard?
37
00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,330
♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
38
00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:44,264
Ever since I met you,
I can't stop thinking.
39
00:01:44,265 --> 00:01:47,546
Think, think. Why doesn't it move?
40
00:01:47,554 --> 00:01:51,561
We don't have all time. We have no time.
41
00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:53,107
No time at all.
42
00:01:55,696 --> 00:01:57,066
♪ Every day ♪
43
00:01:57,074 --> 00:01:59,577
Wait, James, come back here!
44
00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,167
Let me yell in your face some more
45
00:02:01,168 --> 00:02:02,955
about how this place is fucked up!
46
00:02:02,961 --> 00:02:05,214
This place is paradise.
47
00:02:05,215 --> 00:02:07,635
Always 74 and glow-y,
48
00:02:07,636 --> 00:02:08,980
the hint of a breeze,
49
00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:12,270
filled with amazing people
you can talk to forever.
50
00:02:12,271 --> 00:02:14,859
I don't talk. I act.
51
00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,946
I kill, you two-horned fuck.
52
00:02:16,947 --> 00:02:19,077
That's what I'm going back
to the sewer to do.
53
00:02:19,078 --> 00:02:21,956
What do you mean,
I... I never left the sewer?
54
00:02:21,957 --> 00:02:25,046
Of course I did. I'm here, aren't I?
55
00:02:27,676 --> 00:02:31,224
Unless... unless I...
56
00:02:31,225 --> 00:02:35,145
I bring the sewer with me wherever I go.
57
00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:39,909
I gotta lie down. I'm gonna lie down.
58
00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,120
I gotta lie down.
59
00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:46,843
I need to get up.
60
00:02:48,426 --> 00:02:49,845
I need to move.
61
00:02:49,846 --> 00:02:51,596
I need to breathe.
62
00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:58,737
Remember what Yoko taught me.
63
00:02:58,738 --> 00:03:00,658
"Now is in the breathing,
64
00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:02,996
and Paul's a whiny little bitch."
65
00:03:02,997 --> 00:03:04,787
I need to remember.
66
00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:07,463
I need to remember the smell,
67
00:03:07,464 --> 00:03:09,008
the feel, the colors.
68
00:03:09,009 --> 00:03:11,929
All of it perfect.
I want to write it down.
69
00:03:11,932 --> 00:03:13,062
Savor each memory.
70
00:03:13,063 --> 00:03:15,479
My earliest memory?
71
00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,190
Crawling in a pool of blood.
72
00:03:17,192 --> 00:03:20,322
Pretty sure it wasn't my own.
73
00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:22,623
Again with the,
"How did it make you feel?"
74
00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:25,329
You are relentless.
75
00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:27,670
I feel like I'm making progress.
76
00:03:27,671 --> 00:03:29,841
I feel like I'm going Brian Wilson!
77
00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,600
I feel like I'm happy.
78
00:03:31,601 --> 00:03:33,556
Truly happy for the first time.
79
00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:37,268
This is home. Oh, look at that.
80
00:03:37,274 --> 00:03:38,943
On the last page of my journal.
81
00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:40,613
Guess I'll go put it in the library.
82
00:03:40,614 --> 00:03:44,746
♪ My way, a-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
83
00:03:44,747 --> 00:03:51,635
♪ Love like yours
will surely come my way ♪
84
00:04:00,653 --> 00:04:04,323
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
85
00:04:35,515 --> 00:04:37,805
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
86
00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:39,062
How are we supposed
87
00:04:39,064 --> 00:04:40,614
to talk through our problems
if you keep...
88
00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:42,238
We don't have a problem.
89
00:04:42,239 --> 00:04:44,324
You have a problem with me.
90
00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,785
No, no! I... I just...
91
00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,286
Marilyn, you are so much more
92
00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:51,008
than this horny-all-the-time
sex goddess.
93
00:04:51,009 --> 00:04:54,255
I just want you to become
the fullest version of yourself
94
00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,971
and I wanna help you to grow.
95
00:04:55,973 --> 00:04:59,187
- Stop trying to fix me!
- Oh, please!
96
00:04:59,188 --> 00:05:00,857
I didn't say fix. I said grow.
97
00:05:00,858 --> 00:05:04,697
It's like how we do book club
but you never trust me
98
00:05:04,698 --> 00:05:05,867
to choose the book.
99
00:05:05,868 --> 00:05:08,248
That's because I know some classics
100
00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:09,747
that maybe you haven't heard of.
101
00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,881
Like The Da Vinci Code? Guess what.
102
00:05:11,882 --> 00:05:14,800
I cracked the code.
It's Hardy Boys for idiots!
103
00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:19,403
And you always second-guess
my aircraft carrier placement
104
00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:20,645
in Battleship.
105
00:05:22,609 --> 00:05:26,867
Those are the most important
pieces in the entire game.
106
00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,958
You cannot put them on the perimeter.
107
00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:30,706
That is nautical suicide!
108
00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:32,294
So what?
109
00:05:32,295 --> 00:05:35,295
We play, I lose, we play again!
110
00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,311
Why you gotta live so fast, huh?
111
00:05:43,025 --> 00:05:44,855
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
112
00:05:44,863 --> 00:05:46,743
It's just sometimes...
113
00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:49,407
You know the Olympic torch?
114
00:05:50,123 --> 00:05:51,291
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
115
00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:52,961
Well, you're... you're...
you're like that.
116
00:05:52,962 --> 00:05:54,922
Beautiful, amazing, and really cool,
117
00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:57,394
and I've... I've been given
the chance to hold you.
118
00:05:58,222 --> 00:06:00,482
But it just... it feels
like we're... we're...
119
00:06:00,483 --> 00:06:03,187
we're running through a massive storm,
120
00:06:03,191 --> 00:06:04,901
and there's all this air just, like,
121
00:06:04,903 --> 00:06:07,163
gusting at you and... and...
and hitting your flame
122
00:06:07,164 --> 00:06:10,827
and it's... it's super...
super gusty out
123
00:06:10,831 --> 00:06:12,291
and... and... and your flame,
it might get...
124
00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:13,712
it might get blown right out like...
125
00:06:13,713 --> 00:06:14,961
Because...
126
00:06:14,964 --> 00:06:17,972
because of all the... the gusts
of... of air and...
127
00:06:19,014 --> 00:06:20,432
You know what I mean?
128
00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:22,269
Not even a little bit.
129
00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:24,530
There's gotta be
a simpler way to say this.
130
00:06:27,364 --> 00:06:29,414
You're like a Zippo in a tornado.
131
00:06:29,415 --> 00:06:31,914
I'm going for a walk.
132
00:06:45,191 --> 00:06:47,321
I turned down sex with Marilyn again.
133
00:06:47,322 --> 00:06:50,490
I think, for some reason,
she sees that as a rejection.
134
00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,832
Then we got into that whole,
135
00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:54,169
"You're trying to fix me," conversation.
136
00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:57,877
Man, if I could fix one thing,
it'd be her bringing that up.
137
00:06:57,883 --> 00:06:59,512
It's like we're in this endless cycle.
138
00:06:59,513 --> 00:07:02,061
It's... it's hard to remember
when we were happy.
139
00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:08,946
So this is what love feels like!
140
00:07:11,243 --> 00:07:14,373
Marilyn wants to have sex all the time.
141
00:07:14,374 --> 00:07:16,044
She says I'm good at it.
142
00:07:17,464 --> 00:07:19,344
She's also convinced
my abnormally sized penis
143
00:07:19,345 --> 00:07:21,012
used to belong to another man.
144
00:07:21,013 --> 00:07:23,233
Ah, she's funny that way.
145
00:07:36,377 --> 00:07:38,877
Because virtually everyone I knew died
146
00:07:38,882 --> 00:07:40,262
horribly in front of my eyes,
147
00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:43,139
I view all love as an attack,
148
00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:46,770
and I'm... I'm really good
at fending off attacks.
149
00:07:47,944 --> 00:07:51,322
Oh, I just love making you laugh.
150
00:07:51,323 --> 00:07:54,662
Hmm, but you... you've... you've
helped me realize
151
00:07:54,663 --> 00:07:56,792
that's an unhealthy coping mechanism
152
00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,173
that I am committed to changing.
153
00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:05,225
I... so I mean, I basically think
154
00:08:05,226 --> 00:08:07,226
we've covered everything.
155
00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:09,316
I mean, unless we have more time.
156
00:08:09,317 --> 00:08:11,197
What am I talking about?
We have... we have all the...
157
00:08:11,198 --> 00:08:13,616
all the time in the world.
158
00:08:13,617 --> 00:08:15,745
Oh, I had an epiphany earlier.
159
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:19,086
I think crawling
through that pool of blood
160
00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:22,717
as a baby might be why
I don't like pools.
161
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,098
Yeah, no, I know.
162
00:08:25,099 --> 00:08:27,099
I know, I know, I know.
163
00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:29,648
'Cause of the... yeah. It was all, "Ah!"
164
00:08:29,649 --> 00:08:30,649
No!
165
00:08:33,699 --> 00:08:37,079
Boom. Game, set, match for the Linc-man.
166
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,581
Yeah, yeah.
167
00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,842
You know, Lincs,
I was reading in my journal,
168
00:08:40,843 --> 00:08:42,799
and, God, we used to be so happy.
169
00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:44,551
I'm not big on proclamations,
170
00:08:44,554 --> 00:08:47,144
but you gotta let Marilyn know
the terms that work for you.
171
00:08:47,145 --> 00:08:49,104
- Yeah, that seems fair.
- At the same time,
172
00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:50,524
you gotta be willing to compromise.
173
00:08:50,525 --> 00:08:52,235
Just give her what she wants.
174
00:08:52,237 --> 00:08:54,067
Happy girlfriend, happy world, friend.
175
00:08:54,074 --> 00:08:56,410
That's a contradiction, but shouldn't...
176
00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,661
shouldn't you be better at this?
177
00:08:57,664 --> 00:08:59,881
- Weren't you married?
- Yeah, to the teth-life.
178
00:08:59,882 --> 00:09:01,917
This is the only ball
and chain I'll ever need.
179
00:09:01,923 --> 00:09:03,762
Yeah, I know how much
you love tetherball.
180
00:09:03,763 --> 00:09:05,850
Shit, he's walking over.
Avoid eye contact.
181
00:09:05,851 --> 00:09:07,428
Who?
182
00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:08,853
Fuck, fuck, fuck. He saw me.
183
00:09:08,854 --> 00:09:11,234
This is why you gotta rock shades, brah.
184
00:09:14,447 --> 00:09:15,737
I just wanted to give you your hat.
185
00:09:17,704 --> 00:09:19,039
Take your hat back, man!
186
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,000
That ain't my hat, Cabo Wabo.
I'm a Kangol man.
187
00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:22,133
Always have been, always will be.
188
00:09:22,134 --> 00:09:24,425
No, no! You wear this hat!
189
00:09:25,595 --> 00:09:26,805
That's ridiculous.
190
00:09:26,806 --> 00:09:28,516
That's a magician's hat,
not a teth-baller's.
191
00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,977
No, you're wrong. I remember!
192
00:09:30,981 --> 00:09:34,320
I remember! Uh, sort of.
193
00:09:34,321 --> 00:09:36,701
Memory works different here.
194
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,160
It... it's fleeting.
195
00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,712
Slides away unless you know
how to hold on.
196
00:09:43,422 --> 00:09:45,220
Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
197
00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:46,547
Just take it easy, all right?
198
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,723
We're... we're having a nice day,
the sun's out...
199
00:09:48,724 --> 00:09:50,063
The sun's always out!
200
00:09:50,064 --> 00:09:52,568
The sun's always out and
there's no way to mark time.
201
00:09:52,569 --> 00:09:55,275
There's... it's just...
it's just day to night.
202
00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:58,909
Aging, seasons, just slips away.
203
00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:02,668
You have the memory of a goldfish, man!
204
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:03,669
Do you even know how you got here?
205
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,756
Sure, I do.
206
00:10:04,757 --> 00:10:06,175
On a rainbow-colored magic school bus
207
00:10:06,176 --> 00:10:07,926
driven by my best friend Josh.
208
00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:10,394
That's on a mural, man!
209
00:10:10,395 --> 00:10:12,650
You're not really remembering
how you got here.
210
00:10:12,651 --> 00:10:15,777
You're... you're just remembering
a mural you see every day.
211
00:10:15,779 --> 00:10:18,408
Wake up!
212
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,869
That dude has 40,000 hands.
213
00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:22,751
There's a fucking hole in the sky.
214
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:23,877
It's getting bigger!
215
00:10:23,878 --> 00:10:24,878
You're talking about old sky-hole?
216
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,880
It's always been that size.
217
00:10:29,389 --> 00:10:30,975
You were on money.
218
00:10:30,976 --> 00:10:33,306
Or you sold peanuts?
219
00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:36,778
You're a star fucker
220
00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:38,069
and...
221
00:10:39,492 --> 00:10:40,618
My friend?
222
00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:49,385
What were we talking about?
223
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,307
Oh, yeah. Career advice.
224
00:10:51,308 --> 00:10:53,098
Take that promotion.
You earned it, buddy.
225
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:55,023
- No, Marilyn.
- Monroe?
226
00:10:55,024 --> 00:10:56,321
- You hitting that?
- Yes!
227
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,118
We are in a... a loving,
committed, monogamous...
228
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,745
I love her.
229
00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:04,837
Love of your life and the new promotion.
230
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:07,625
Everything's coming up Josh.
231
00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:10,345
Except this game.
232
00:11:34,185 --> 00:11:36,225
It's the wrong hat again.
It's the wrong hat.
233
00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:37,649
196.
234
00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:42,949
How do I show them?
235
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,621
Oh, the sky-hole.
236
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:55,140
Show, don't tell. Show, don't tell.
237
00:11:58,442 --> 00:12:00,195
Sky-hole's getting bigger!
238
00:12:00,196 --> 00:12:01,946
Always getting bigger.
239
00:12:01,949 --> 00:12:04,494
Whoo! Oh, it's bigger.
240
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,437
No, no, thank you.
241
00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:20,188
I mean, this has been a journey inward.
242
00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:24,244
Yeah, it was... it was painful at first.
243
00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:29,964
But ultimately... it's profound.
244
00:12:31,801 --> 00:12:32,885
What, what, what?
245
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,506
What do you mean,
"We've only just begun?"
246
00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:35,723
I mean, come on.
247
00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,194
I've spent more time
telling you about my life
248
00:12:37,195 --> 00:12:39,106
than I did living it.
249
00:12:39,107 --> 00:12:40,727
No, okay, okay, okay.
250
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:44,074
You know that when you
get mysterious and aloof,
251
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:47,325
it triggers... it triggers
my feelings of abandonment
252
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,086
from my absent p... God damn it.
253
00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:53,507
Okay, what am I supposed
to do with all of these?
254
00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:56,470
I mean, can you at least
give me a little hint?
255
00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:58,477
Hmm?
256
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,025
Boy, you were a real
Chatty Cathy up on the hill,
257
00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:02,146
and now, what, you're just...
258
00:13:02,153 --> 00:13:03,612
you're gonna take
a little vow of silence?
259
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:06,160
I mean, that...
260
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,748
That's rich. That is rich.
261
00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:12,087
Well, thank you.
262
00:13:12,089 --> 00:13:14,134
I mean, was that so hard?
263
00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:15,885
Okay, so I got to, uh...
264
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:20,186
Uh, find balance.
265
00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:21,648
The fuck does that mean?
266
00:13:31,503 --> 00:13:33,672
If I balance these rocks,
267
00:13:33,673 --> 00:13:36,220
I balance myself.
268
00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:37,851
I see where your head's at, goat.
269
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:40,269
All right, let's do this.
270
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:41,397
Okay.
271
00:13:41,398 --> 00:13:43,188
Let's get this bad boy.
272
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,872
Okay.
273
00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:54,214
Okay.
274
00:14:00,394 --> 00:14:02,605
Well, that is discouraging.
275
00:14:02,606 --> 00:14:05,486
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
276
00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:08,197
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
277
00:14:08,201 --> 00:14:10,621
How do I show them? How do I show them?
278
00:14:10,622 --> 00:14:12,922
Show, don't tell.
They think they're in heaven,
279
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:15,047
but they're really in hell.
280
00:14:15,048 --> 00:14:16,468
Think they're in heaven.
281
00:14:16,469 --> 00:14:19,306
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
282
00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:25,526
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
283
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:26,987
They think they're in heaven,
284
00:14:26,989 --> 00:14:29,534
but they're really in hell.
285
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,655
They think they're in...
286
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,754
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
287
00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:36,415
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
288
00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:40,097
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
289
00:14:40,098 --> 00:14:43,098
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
290
00:14:43,104 --> 00:14:45,316
Oh, how do I show them?
291
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,487
Show, don't tell.
They think they're in heaven,
292
00:14:46,488 --> 00:14:48,236
but they're really in hell.
293
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,076
How do I show them? Show, don't tell.
294
00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:52,287
They think they're in heaven,
but they're really in hell.
295
00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:54,376
Honey, I am so sorry...
296
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,047
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
297
00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:03,644
I'm sorry too.
298
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,685
I... I like The Da Vinci Code.
299
00:15:05,691 --> 00:15:07,401
It's a fun ride,
300
00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:11,076
and I know my Battleship strategy.
301
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,787
I just like to bunch them all up so...
302
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:15,418
so they're close together
like me and you.
303
00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:17,419
Wh... what are you doing in my house?
304
00:15:17,423 --> 00:15:20,261
Ouch. Your house?
305
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:25,104
I... I know I left in a huff,
but we moved in here together.
306
00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:29,154
Vinny gave that to us
as a housewarming gift.
307
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:33,454
Where... where's Marilyn?
308
00:15:33,455 --> 00:15:35,415
What's wrong with you, baby?
309
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,377
Oh, no, no, no. This is wrong.
310
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,919
This is all wrong.
311
00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:41,345
I'm in love with... it's always...
312
00:15:41,346 --> 00:15:44,766
it's always... it's always been... God.
313
00:15:46,481 --> 00:15:47,981
James Dean.
314
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,247
So this is what love feels like.
315
00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:59,046
James wants to have sex all the time.
316
00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:00,967
He says I'm good at it.
317
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:02,968
He also says my abnormally sized penis
318
00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:04,602
is gonna take some getting used to.
319
00:16:04,603 --> 00:16:06,645
That's what I call giant.
320
00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:08,315
He's funny that way.
321
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:11,566
Ugh, James and I got into it
about how reckless he can be.
322
00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:13,785
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
323
00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,536
I accused him of being a revolutionary
324
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,669
without a purpose.
325
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,916
You're tearing me apart!
326
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:21,341
There's probably
a better way to phrase that,
327
00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:22,510
but he got it.
328
00:16:22,511 --> 00:16:23,847
Then we got into that whole,
329
00:16:23,848 --> 00:16:25,018
"You're trying to fix me," conversation.
330
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,346
Man, if I could fix one thing,
331
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,647
it would be him bringing that up.
332
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:31,695
"It's like we're in this endless cycle."
333
00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:37,999
Oh, my God.
334
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:39,171
What?
335
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:46,345
I almost forgot... how much I love you,
336
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,147
and I want to make this work.
337
00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:52,198
You're the love of my life.
I'm nothing without you.
338
00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:54,066
Nothing!
339
00:16:54,074 --> 00:16:55,451
Oh, there he is.
340
00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:56,622
There he is. Hey.
341
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:59,334
Hey, look at me.
342
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:01,835
You are my home.
343
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,380
You're my home.
344
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,698
Come one, come all!
345
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,459
The hour of your enlightenment is nigh.
346
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,460
Step right up. Step right in.
347
00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:26,513
I think you'll find this new
exhibition very enlightening.
348
00:17:35,908 --> 00:17:38,448
Hear me, O people of Haven!
349
00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:45,007
You think you're happy, but you're not.
350
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:47,346
It's a lie.
351
00:17:47,347 --> 00:17:49,935
You're not even yourselves anymore,
352
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,896
and I'm tired of being
the only one who knows it!
353
00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:58,238
This... this is where you really live!
354
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,875
I don't look like that.
355
00:18:02,879 --> 00:18:04,169
That guy's got no chin.
356
00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:05,215
It's stupid.
357
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:08,596
You're tearing me apart!
358
00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,768
Boo!
359
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,980
- Boo! You're awful!
- You're a hack!
360
00:18:12,982 --> 00:18:16,989
Somebody, anybody,
361
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,075
wake up!
362
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:21,246
I feel malice towards Cabo Wabo!
363
00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:22,834
I'm so alone.
364
00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:30,055
Et tu, Bruce Lee?
365
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,480
No, that is not the way.
366
00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:35,691
The only way to solve this crisis
367
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:39,409
is through meditation and prayer.
368
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,206
Meditation, prayer.
369
00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:43,497
Hah!
370
00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,086
Down goes Cabo Wabo.
371
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:51,482
Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi!
372
00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:10,011
You did this to yourself, brah.
373
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:13,018
You have forsaken Josh, and for that,
374
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,397
you must pay the ultimate price.
375
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,615
You gonna kill me?
376
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,371
We would never do that.
377
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:26,127
We'll come back for you,
378
00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:28,928
soon as you've had a few scores
to cool off.
379
00:19:28,929 --> 00:19:30,546
No, you won't.
380
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:32,264
You'll forget!
381
00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:34,055
You forget everything!
382
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:40,322
They think they're in heaven,
383
00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:44,080
but they're really in hell.
384
00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:45,711
They think they're in heaven.
385
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:50,176
They think they're in heaven.
386
00:19:51,554 --> 00:19:54,433
We always make up, don't we?
387
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:56,897
Oh, this is so us, James.
388
00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:19,149
I am such a Silly Billy.
389
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,161
Every time, I think
there's gonna be water,
390
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:24,035
but there's no...
391
00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:25,245
Amelia Earhart?
392
00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:27,126
That's a long enough layover, flyboy.
393
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:31,549
Oh, God! It's happening again!
394
00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:33,680
It's always been James!
It's always been James Dean!
395
00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:35,515
Where is it? Where is it?
396
00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:41,194
Okay. Okay.
397
00:20:54,304 --> 00:20:56,521
I accused him of acting
holier-than-thou.
398
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,847
Then we got into that whole,
399
00:20:57,853 --> 00:20:59,443
"You're trying to fix me," conversation.
400
00:20:59,444 --> 00:21:01,319
Man, if I could fix one thing
about Jesus,
401
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,154
it's be him bringing that up.
402
00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:04,445
It's like we're in this endless cycle.
403
00:21:04,449 --> 00:21:06,829
Cycle, cycle, cycle, cycle.
404
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,080
Uh-oh.
405
00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:14,295
He is risen.
406
00:21:36,765 --> 00:21:39,515
I think I'm falling in love
with Biggie Smalls.
407
00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:43,107
Gandhi's upset with me again.
408
00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,650
I think Martin Luther King Jr.
409
00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:46,825
might kind of have a thing for me.
410
00:21:46,826 --> 00:21:48,286
Abe gave me great advice
about Buddy Holly.
411
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:50,077
Kurt Cobain is my home.
412
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,586
Tupac Shakur is my home.
413
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,337
Ritchie Valens is my home.
414
00:21:54,341 --> 00:21:57,096
Natalie Wood is my home.
415
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:59,725
Roberto Clemente is my home.
416
00:22:02,732 --> 00:22:06,364
I've been here for thousands of years.
417
00:22:13,587 --> 00:22:15,797
Hey, sad boy. You okay?
418
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:16,927
No, stay away from me.
419
00:22:16,928 --> 00:22:18,388
I'm... I'm in an insane crazy time loop!
420
00:22:18,389 --> 00:22:20,849
Sounds like someone
needs to play some tetherball.
421
00:22:20,853 --> 00:22:22,153
No, Abraham Lincoln, you're not an ally,
422
00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:23,267
and you never were!
423
00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:24,824
Sad boy. Are you okay?
424
00:22:24,825 --> 00:22:26,819
Oh, God!
425
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,373
I'm going crazy! I'm going crazy!
426
00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:05,231
Balance.
427
00:23:15,086 --> 00:23:16,755
What are you doing there, goat?
428
00:23:16,756 --> 00:23:18,046
I mean, it's sturdy.
429
00:23:18,050 --> 00:23:19,640
Wouldn't... wouldn't mess
with the cornerstone.
430
00:23:19,641 --> 00:23:21,596
It's kind of the key to the whole thing.
431
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:26,399
Okay, don't know why you're doing that.
432
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,860
I mean, I... I completed
the whole mission,
433
00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:31,161
brought balance to the entire valley.
434
00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:33,249
It only took me a couple thousand years,
435
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,327
but I did it.
436
00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:37,880
Goat, uh, don't... don't you dare.
437
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,635
No!
438
00:23:41,973 --> 00:23:43,600
Why? Why?
439
00:23:43,601 --> 00:23:47,024
Why would you do that,
you cloven-hoofed demon?
440
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,235
It was magnificent!
441
00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:50,987
It was monumental.
442
00:23:50,991 --> 00:23:55,121
It... it had perfect balance.
443
00:24:02,555 --> 00:24:04,015
But it was never about that.
444
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:09,401
Balance isn't found in the success
445
00:24:09,402 --> 00:24:12,366
or failure of any mission.
446
00:24:19,005 --> 00:24:24,675
Because true balance is found within.
447
00:25:00,797 --> 00:25:04,595
It's time to forget...
448
00:25:04,596 --> 00:25:07,346
Cabo Wabo.
449
00:25:15,117 --> 00:25:18,287
Your name is Wolf.
450
00:25:20,169 --> 00:25:24,009
Your name is Wolf.
451
00:25:30,147 --> 00:25:33,694
"Wolf wants to leave.
452
00:25:33,695 --> 00:25:39,325
He says there's no Cabo Wabo here."
453
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:46,925
My name is Wolf.
454
00:25:46,931 --> 00:25:48,934
Yes.
455
00:25:48,935 --> 00:25:51,475
- Oh.
- That's what the book says.
456
00:25:55,072 --> 00:25:57,534
I'm Wolf.
457
00:25:59,372 --> 00:26:01,292
I'm Wolf.
458
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,753
There you go.
459
00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:11,228
I'm Wolf. It's okay.
460
00:26:11,229 --> 00:26:13,109
Look, you're not alone anymore, okay?
461
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:15,778
I'm Wolf.
462
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:22,125
We're gonna figure this place out, okay?
463
00:26:22,126 --> 00:26:25,006
I'm Wolf.
464
00:26:28,513 --> 00:26:29,598
Come on.
465
00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:31,139
Let's... let's get you out of here.
466
00:26:31,144 --> 00:26:32,614
Can you stand up, bud?
467
00:26:32,615 --> 00:26:34,645
All right.
468
00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:44,455
Wait, you... you... you put
all this together?
469
00:26:44,462 --> 00:26:46,715
Mm-hmm.
470
00:26:46,716 --> 00:26:49,966
That's impressive. How did you remember?
471
00:26:49,974 --> 00:26:51,644
Oh, you just have to breathe.
472
00:26:51,645 --> 00:26:53,150
Three short, one long.
473
00:26:53,151 --> 00:26:55,525
It keeps you present.
474
00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:57,146
Is that how you knew
I was a star fucker?
475
00:26:57,154 --> 00:26:59,202
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're the town tetherball.
476
00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:00,410
Everybody's hit that.
477
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:01,830
- Fuck.
- Again, come on.
478
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:05,920
Wow, yeah. It's starting to come back.
479
00:27:05,922 --> 00:27:07,298
Yeah.
480
00:27:09,345 --> 00:27:12,595
You... we... we came here together.
481
00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:17,360
Yes, because we were... we were
on a... a treasure hunt?
482
00:27:17,361 --> 00:27:19,118
No, no, no, no, no.
It's... it's similar.
483
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:20,195
It's similar. Uh...
484
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,620
We... we... we...
485
00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:23,878
we were on a mission.
486
00:27:23,879 --> 00:27:25,084
- A mission, yes!
- Yeah.
487
00:27:25,085 --> 00:27:26,205
Yes, because we were...
488
00:27:27,966 --> 00:27:29,676
We were a team!
489
00:27:31,681 --> 00:27:33,058
Oh, my God.
490
00:27:35,647 --> 00:27:37,027
- Silver box!
- Magic square!
491
00:27:37,028 --> 00:27:40,114
Oh, oh, oh!
492
00:27:40,115 --> 00:27:41,155
Oh!
493
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,909
This has only one explanation.
494
00:27:42,913 --> 00:27:45,583
These are totems of our friendship!
495
00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:47,091
- I have a friend.
- Yeah.
496
00:27:47,092 --> 00:27:49,466
Finally. Goddamn, we're on a roll.
497
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,547
Keep going, friend!
498
00:27:50,552 --> 00:27:51,891
Uh, we... we... we... we...
499
00:27:51,892 --> 00:27:53,139
we... we... we... we had a leader!
500
00:27:53,141 --> 00:27:54,894
- There's a...
- Yes, yes!
501
00:27:54,895 --> 00:27:55,935
Okay.
502
00:27:55,939 --> 00:27:57,069
Someone with killer instincts.
503
00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:58,316
- Uh-huh.
- Nerves of steel.
504
00:27:58,318 --> 00:27:59,318
You're absolutely right. It was, uh...
505
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,320
- It was, uh...
- It was, uh...
506
00:28:00,322 --> 00:28:01,451
Come on, come on, come on.
507
00:28:01,452 --> 00:28:03,749
It was a... it was a...
508
00:28:04,747 --> 00:28:06,037
- It was you!
- Yes!
509
00:28:06,042 --> 00:28:07,171
You're right! It was me!
510
00:28:07,172 --> 00:28:08,379
- I was the leader!
- Yes!
511
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:09,506
- Okay.
- You're beloved.
512
00:28:09,507 --> 00:28:10,757
- Mm-hmm.
- Natural-born leader.
513
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,050
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I was lost without you.
514
00:28:12,054 --> 00:28:13,811
I know, I know.
Look, I... I am here now,
515
00:28:13,812 --> 00:28:16,398
and it is good to have
my trusty sidekick by my side!
516
00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:18,984
Yes, yes! Oh!
517
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:28,043
- There was a third.
- That's not bad, Wolf.
518
00:28:28,044 --> 00:28:29,174
But I'll do you one better.
519
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,924
I know exactly who it is.
520
00:28:30,925 --> 00:28:33,135
- Oh!
- Yep.
521
00:29:01,361 --> 00:29:03,618
Okay, it's starting to come back now.
522
00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,485
- Yeah, this feels right.
- Yeah.
523
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,703
You guys ready to play something?
524
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:07,714
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
525
00:29:07,715 --> 00:29:08,875
Okay!
526
00:29:08,876 --> 00:29:11,666
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four.
527
00:29:14,661 --> 00:29:18,457
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com