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Previously on Future Man...
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In Haven, everything feels like a dream.
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Wake up!
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There's a fucking hole in the sky.
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Memory works different here.
It's fleeting.
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I think I'm falling
in love with Biggie Smalls.
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Buddy Holly. Kurt Cobain.
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Tupac Shakur. Natalie Wood.
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I've been here for thousands of years.
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The owners exiled me,
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tossed me through the big time door,
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thrust randomly through space and time.
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I'm in an insane, crazy time loop!
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True balance is found within.
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- We were on a mission.
- We were a team!
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- We had a leader!
- It was you!
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Oh! There was a third.
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Why does my foot feel weird?
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Oh, that feels weird.
My foot feels weird.
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I know exactly who it is.
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Okay, from the top.
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And a one, a two,
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a one, two, three, four.
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♪ There is no night only day ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ There is no night only day ♪
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♪ I should have gone on that plane ♪
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Not... not my tempo.
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Oh, Buddy. Really?
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I... I thought we were getting it
pretty good.
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I mean, okay. Let's do this.
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Let's lay down one track
and then let's go out
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and continue our mission.
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Wh...
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wh... what's the big, bold name
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on that drum kit say?
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Bud... Buddy... Buddy Holly?
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Okay, now... now do me a favor
and... and read
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the tiny, insignificant words
underneath that big, bold name.
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- And the... And the Crickets.
- That's you.
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Now, let's take it from the top again.
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And a one, a two,
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a one, two, three, four.
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♪ There is no night only day ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day there's... ♪
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Why can't you keep a goddamn rhythm?
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Sorry, Buddy.
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There's something wrong with my foot.
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Whoa! Oh, well there's your problem.
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You got... you got a lady's toe
where your big toe should be.
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How have I not noticed that before?
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That seals it. You're out of the band.
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Just for having a weird toe?
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No! You don't know how to drum!
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Well, okay, Buddy,
hang on a second, okay?
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You c... don't just take away
the man's livelihood.
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- You're out, too.
- What, for defending him?
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No, you don't know how to play bass!
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You just keep spinning it around
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and batting at the strings and going...
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With your fucking mouth!
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Sounds good!
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Now that you taught me how to remember,
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I'm gonna find myself the real Crickets!
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Anne Frank and Roberto Clemente!
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Shit.
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Dang.
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This toe means something.
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A blood bond long forgotten.
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We shared more than just toes.
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We shared a lifetime,
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and that lifetime was not spent
being tormented
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by that awful man.
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Look, we... we find who has your toe,
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we find the missing member of our team.
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Well, that would mean
checking every foot in Haven.
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That's gonna take forever,
and be a really weird ask.
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Well, lucky for you,
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I've got a million-dollar idea
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that'll solve both those problems.
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I know I'm not wearing a wet sarong,
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but it feels like I am.
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There it is.
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Now you get it, Abe.
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Now you get it.
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This party even put a smile
on Cobain's face.
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I'm gonna go find that cat.
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- Lincoln has crazy long toes.
- Yeah.
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Dude could palm a basketball
with his feet.
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- They're all his.
- That's all right.
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We'll get him eventually.
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Look at this, Wolf.
What am I always telling you?
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You don't need an ocean
to create an ocean vibe.
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All you need is some warm sand,
some hot friends,
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and Keith Moon on the steel drums
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spinning a tapestry of eternal cool.
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That... that is Baja Yaja.
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Get back to work.
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Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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- Yes, sir.
- All right.
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Hey, my eyes are up here, you creep.
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That was a stroke of genius, boss,
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but we came up empty.
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No.
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There is another.
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Stop, stop.
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Yeah, that's your toe, all right.
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- Oh.
- Come on.
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Excuse me.
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I... I think we have each other's toes.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Sorry about him.
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He's, uh, well, disappointing
on a good day.
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I'm Josh. That's Wolf.
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You got a name?
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A name is just a label
attaching significance
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to something that
can never be understood.
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Yeah. Yeah, totally.
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All right, then.
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Let me cut to the chase, ma'am.
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We believe that the three of us
were a team once upon a time.
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And details are hazy,
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but one thing we know for sure is,
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he was the leader. I mean, look at him.
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Confident, charismatic,
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flirtatiously distant.
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And Wolf here was our whipping boy.
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I don't know.
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From the vibes I'm picking up,
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you and me had a little
will-they-won't-they
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kind of thing going on.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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and you both confided in me about it
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and as hard as I tried
to turn it into a thruple,
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I just couldn't because
I didn't have it.
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No, sure didn't.
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Any of this ringing a bell to you?
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- We have no bond.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, how do you figure that
when my toe is literally bonded
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to your foot?
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What did I tell you about wordplay?
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It's not my forte.
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Toes are of no concern to me.
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The body is just a vessel,
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something I transcended long ago,
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with a little help from my,
uh... my special friend.
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Okay.
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Listen here, crazy goat lady.
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Can I call you crazy goat lady?
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- Sure.
- Yeah?
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This is a very weird place, okay?
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It does weird things to people,
and it seems
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to be affecting you
more than almost anyone,
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which is why the three of us
are going to escape together.
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- Escape?
- Mm-hmm.
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My life is here, inside a dewdrop,
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dancing forever on the peppermint wind.
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We... we totally get that.
We get that, right?
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Totally.
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That goat is a prince,
and to break the curse,
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she's gotta make a difficult choice
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that goes against human nature.
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You're a fucking idiot!
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Wait. Wait.
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These.
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These, these, these, these, these.
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These are friendship cubes.
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I have one, Wolf's got one,
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and I guaran-damn-tee you got one, too.
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I gave up earthly attachments
9,000 lifetimes ago.
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Whoever you came here hoping
to find no longer exists.
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Now, I would wish you good luck
on your journey,
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but here's the thing about luck.
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- It's merely...
- Okay.
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Okay, we got it.
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- Okay.
- Wolf, come on.
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You blew it! You freaked her out.
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You implied she wanted
to fuck that goat.
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I just said what everyone was thinking.
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Oh, my God.
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This is why I always say
that sidekicks should seen
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and not heard.
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Please, please don't give up on me.
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Oh, well then quit giving me reasons to!
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We need to come up with a new plan,
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because there is no
getting through to that.
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Yeah, you can't take the crazy
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out of crazy goat lady.
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But if you took the goat
out of the lady,
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would the crazy go with it?
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Okay, hear me out.
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She is bonded with this goat,
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but if we remove the goat
from the equation,
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she'll be so distraught,
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she'll be forced to re-bond with us,
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her true team.
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I love it!
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Wh... what's this for?
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It's for bludgeoning.
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It's a bludgeoning stick.
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What?
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Didn't you just order me
to kill the goat?
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- No!
- Because it is a prince!
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No!
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Oh, you're gonna have to spoon-feed me
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the rest of this plan.
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Then open wide.
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Ah, yeah, no. It is... it is true.
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What they seek will never
bring them true balance.
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God, right again, goat. Right again.
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Hmm.
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Why would I keep this?
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I mean, what... what possible...
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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It has no meaning.
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It's just a... it's a mistake,
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an oversight, and just...
I forgot to get rid of it.
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So...
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Why don't you keep it?
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There you go.
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The only meaning is within.
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Mm.
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Huh, can't seem to... can't seem
to get comfortable here.
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Okay, just gonna...
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A-hah. Of course.
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Gotta have a clean runway for takeoff.
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Yeah, you get it.
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Okay.
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Just have to center myself
like I have for an eternity.
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It's fine.
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No, I'm not gonna panic.
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I am not panicking 'cause I am fine.
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I am just gonna... it's all
falling away.
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It is all falling away. I am peace.
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I am light. I am floating.
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I am floating.
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Why am I not floating?
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What is wrong with me?
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Goat? Goat?
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- Hurry up!
- Yes, sir!
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Forgive me, your Highness.
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Well, someone's got their game face on.
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I have to warn you,
when it comes to tetherball,
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I take a...
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Where's my goat, string bean?
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Goat?
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I haven't seen a goat
in seven score... maybe eight.
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- You fucking with me, stretch?
- I'm being honest!
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Ask around. They call me Honest Lincoln.
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The one they call Josh... where is he?
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I'm not one to divulge... ow!
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Not my Kangol!
Please, it's my signature look.
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I want answers, you spindly grink.
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The bro code demands...
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Ah!
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My teeth! My fucking teeth!
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I... how did I know how to do that?
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Westerly winds.
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Steady temperatures at 22 Celsius.
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This area's exposed,
vulnerable to sniper fire.
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You're 6'4", 200 pounds.
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00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:08,917
You have a surprisingly weak
center of gravity.
264
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,507
Your lazy eye makes it impossible
265
00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:12,678
for you to defend yourself
against peripheral attacks.
266
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:19,850
I'm suddenly remembering
a horse kicking me and...
267
00:13:19,851 --> 00:13:22,728
oh, no. And slavery.
268
00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:25,019
What? Who am I?
269
00:13:29,902 --> 00:13:32,202
I know the direction and frequency
270
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:35,946
of each step.
271
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:40,500
Every foot, every hoof.
272
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,375
I was a tracker.
273
00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:55,385
Why did any of this happen to me?
274
00:13:57,764 --> 00:13:59,765
Okay.
275
00:13:59,766 --> 00:14:01,725
We've broken her only bond
in this world.
276
00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:04,096
What now, boss?
277
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,313
I am glad that you asked, little buddy.
278
00:14:06,314 --> 00:14:08,484
You see, she has no idea
where we are right now,
279
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,903
so we are going to leave
a carefully-placed trail
280
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,611
of breadcrumbs leading her right...
281
00:14:13,613 --> 00:14:16,114
Give me my fucking goat back.
282
00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:19,034
Stop! Hammer time
283
00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,945
is what's gonna happen
if you don't drop that knife.
284
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,830
If you so much as harm one little hair
285
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:25,040
on her chinny chin chin,
286
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,461
I will slit the boy's throat.
287
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,585
No! No.
288
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,166
Don't harm the boy!
289
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:31,254
He's all I have!
290
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:33,545
I am not a boy, but he's right.
291
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:36,339
Please, please don't hurt me. Please!
292
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,970
Please don't cut my leg off!
I'll be a good boy.
293
00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:39,971
I can't take it!
294
00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:44,639
What the f...
295
00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:46,441
Did I just die?
296
00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,728
You're not Future Man.
297
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,858
You're something much better.
298
00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,236
You're Josh Futturman.
299
00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:02,118
Futturman.
300
00:15:22,014 --> 00:15:23,849
Hey, Wolf.
301
00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:27,435
Heads or tails?
302
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:30,727
Tails.
303
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:31,771
Wolf.
304
00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,735
I am Wolf.
305
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,600
Friendship cubes.
306
00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:13,815
You kept it.
307
00:16:13,816 --> 00:16:16,234
We were... we were a team.
308
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:17,315
A family.
309
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,907
Tiger.
310
00:16:25,912 --> 00:16:29,206
Why did we come here?
311
00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,577
I... I was... I wanted to go home
312
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,293
to see the people that I love.
313
00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:35,634
I was trying to avenge
my fallen comrades.
314
00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:39,758
I wanted to relaunch
a fast casual restaurant chain
315
00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:40,926
with slightly better food
316
00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:42,217
and local bands on the weekends.
317
00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,510
That can't be it.
318
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:45,183
Okay, look.
None of that matters right now.
319
00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:47,724
We... we have got to figure out
320
00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:49,385
how to get the hell out of this place.
321
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,815
So the one thing that I am
absolutely certain about
322
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,356
is that we were sent here to Haven
323
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,950
by the infamous terrorist
and mastermind of 9/11,
324
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,446
Saddam Hussein,
325
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:06,657
and he told me that they threw
him out of a big time door.
326
00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:11,456
So if we find this big time door,
327
00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:14,037
we find our way out of Haven.
328
00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:19,255
Uh, Tiger?
329
00:17:24,136 --> 00:17:26,136
Serious about that Mexico thing?
330
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,468
It's called Cabo Wabo,
331
00:17:27,473 --> 00:17:29,233
and I've never been
more serious about anything
332
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:30,515
in my entire life!
333
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:33,558
This is it. It's gonna fix everything.
334
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:54,171
You're not looking for a big time door.
335
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,706
You're looking for Big Time's door.
336
00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:59,671
Big time? What's th... what's that?
337
00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:01,551
It's not a that. It's a he.
338
00:18:01,552 --> 00:18:04,259
The student from Iowa State
in the red hoodie.
339
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,510
He's how we got here.
340
00:18:05,511 --> 00:18:07,220
He knows the way out.
341
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,264
Red hoodie! Oh!
342
00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:10,724
Uh, red hoodie!
343
00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:11,765
Red hoodie!
344
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,307
The dude with 40,000 hands.
345
00:18:13,311 --> 00:18:15,101
Oh, I so called that!
346
00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:17,320
I knew that guy would come into play!
347
00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:19,935
He's at the tetherball court right now.
348
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:21,151
He's always there. Come on, let's move!
349
00:18:21,152 --> 00:18:22,902
Let's go!
350
00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:26,990
You coming?
351
00:18:26,991 --> 00:18:28,950
Josh gave the order. You gotta comply.
352
00:18:28,951 --> 00:18:30,661
I... I'm not going.
353
00:18:31,996 --> 00:18:33,246
Wh... what do you mean?
354
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,867
You literally just said
that we're a team.
355
00:18:34,874 --> 00:18:36,750
Were.
356
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,541
I can't leave this place.
357
00:18:38,544 --> 00:18:40,211
Haven is home now.
358
00:18:40,212 --> 00:18:44,882
I have found something here
that I never thought possible:
359
00:18:44,884 --> 00:18:47,594
a me that makes sense,
360
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,925
one that hasn't been shaped
by cruel circumstances.
361
00:18:52,642 --> 00:18:54,225
To keep that,
362
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,896
I have to let go of all my attachments.
363
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:04,068
I have two left, so I need you to leave.
364
00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:20,541
I know you.
365
00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:24,047
You would never give up on your team.
366
00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:26,088
I don't see how this is any different.
367
00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:29,344
It's not different.
368
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:30,965
I'm different.
369
00:19:56,288 --> 00:19:59,457
Tell me something.
370
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,248
Was I really the leader?
371
00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:03,878
You are now.
372
00:20:03,879 --> 00:20:05,338
After all we put you through,
373
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:08,717
I'm... I'm glad to see you on top.
374
00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:11,798
Just, um, try to do it better
than I did.
375
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,397
Come on.
376
00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:43,835
Hey.
377
00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:46,956
Escape is futile.
378
00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:49,132
Whoa, whoa.
379
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:52,260
Wha... no, who said... who said
anything about an escape, man?
380
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,551
We're just... we're just...
we're just here to talk,
381
00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:54,846
Big Time.
382
00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:56,556
There is no Big Time.
383
00:21:00,311 --> 00:21:04,314
I am Big Times.
384
00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:06,524
Whoa, what the f...
385
00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:09,355
how many yous you got pancaked in there?
386
00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:13,239
Every trip through the portal to Haven
387
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,327
drags with them a version
of the one they call Big Time.
388
00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:21,038
We are a democratic cooperative
of like-minded consciousnesses
389
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:25,960
peacefully sharing the hoodie
of Tim Kilvitis.
390
00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:29,130
Yeah, uh, okay.
391
00:21:29,131 --> 00:21:30,881
Then, uh, Big Times,
392
00:21:30,883 --> 00:21:34,552
I am one Josh, and this is one Wolf.
393
00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:37,347
Escape is futile.
394
00:21:37,348 --> 00:21:39,348
Yeah, I really don't know
why you keep bringing that up.
395
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,440
Because you want to leave this place
396
00:21:41,441 --> 00:21:43,345
Big Times created.
397
00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:47,690
This Haven.
398
00:21:47,691 --> 00:21:50,527
Wait, you... you made Haven?
399
00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:53,568
Original Tim ripped
the hole in space-time.
400
00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:56,532
The rip makes time travel possible.
401
00:21:56,534 --> 00:21:59,661
With each jump, the rip expands,
402
00:21:59,662 --> 00:22:01,996
sucking in time and space.
403
00:22:01,997 --> 00:22:04,457
Old sky hole. See?
404
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,458
I knew it.
405
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:06,499
So you see,
406
00:22:06,502 --> 00:22:10,046
escape is futile.
407
00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:12,837
Yeah, but why?
Other... others have done it.
408
00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:14,302
Back then, the universe
409
00:22:14,303 --> 00:22:18,721
was not about to end.
410
00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:22,182
All right, goat.
411
00:22:22,184 --> 00:22:25,564
Time to continue our journey
forever inward.
412
00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:32,235
Yeah. What?
413
00:22:32,236 --> 00:22:33,396
Oh, come on. Don't be coy.
414
00:22:33,404 --> 00:22:34,954
Out with it.
415
00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:38,407
Oh, silent treatment. Okay.
416
00:22:38,409 --> 00:22:40,739
Yeah, you know, sometimes
I regret giving you
417
00:22:40,744 --> 00:22:44,289
all the power in our relationship.
418
00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:47,500
What? Leave?
419
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:49,881
And lo... and lose everything
that I've found here?
420
00:22:49,882 --> 00:22:52,209
I told you about the beatdown
421
00:22:52,214 --> 00:22:54,224
I laid on that bearded coat rack.
422
00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:55,466
That's who I was.
423
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:57,337
That's who I'll become again out there.
424
00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:59,512
No.
425
00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:01,472
I've worked too hard.
426
00:23:01,473 --> 00:23:03,808
I can't risk it.
427
00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:07,228
Okay, listen. We get it, all right?
428
00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:08,899
The world is ending,
and you're prepared to watch
429
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,188
the dying light of the universe
430
00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:11,481
from your little tetherball court.
431
00:23:11,483 --> 00:23:14,152
However, we will take
our chances out there
432
00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:15,403
with the living.
433
00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:17,494
Perhaps we have not made this clear.
434
00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,529
Escape is futile.
435
00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:23,582
Okay, that is enough out
of you, Dr. Manhattan!
436
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,829
I don't know.
437
00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:27,830
He's told us escape is futile
so many times,
438
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,711
I'm thinking escape might be futile.
439
00:23:31,712 --> 00:23:34,341
No, there has to be a door
because 9-11 mastermind
440
00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:36,510
Saddam Hussein was tossed out of it!
441
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,105
Whoa.
442
00:23:51,106 --> 00:23:54,396
- Big Time...
- Knows magic.
443
00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:56,778
Wh... no.
444
00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:58,109
No, he is the door.
445
00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:04,911
Oh.
446
00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:08,831
Big Time, door.
447
00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:09,916
I'm scared.
448
00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,207
I'm scared. I'm scared.
449
00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,540
Maybe you would be fine
out in the real world,
450
00:24:12,544 --> 00:24:14,094
but I'm not. I don't have your strength.
451
00:24:14,095 --> 00:24:18,424
I don't... everything I've become
is because of this place.
452
00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:19,755
Okay, don't be cute.
453
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,804
Be... because. Because of this place.
454
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:24,675
This place.
455
00:24:24,682 --> 00:24:26,724
This place! This... this place!
456
00:24:26,725 --> 00:24:28,225
This... this...
457
00:24:31,146 --> 00:24:32,436
This place.
458
00:24:34,441 --> 00:24:36,321
Oh, shit.
459
00:24:39,488 --> 00:24:42,778
I taught myself everything.
460
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:46,453
It was... it was within me
the whole time.
461
00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:52,540
I'm the guru.
462
00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:56,756
Which means...
463
00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:02,468
You're... you're just a fucking goat.
464
00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:05,309
I've been talking to you
for, like, 10,000 years
465
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:06,636
like an asshole.
466
00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:11,811
Okay.
467
00:25:11,812 --> 00:25:14,062
Well, my face is red. My face is red.
468
00:25:14,064 --> 00:25:15,402
I am never gonna live this down.
469
00:25:15,403 --> 00:25:17,859
Don't... do not tell anyone...
I'm doing it again,
470
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:20,360
and I'm doing it again
because you are just...
471
00:25:20,362 --> 00:25:21,492
you're just a goat.
472
00:25:23,407 --> 00:25:26,447
And you're the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
473
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:36,836
The bunny goes over the tree.
474
00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:39,917
And you're sure this knot
will hold us together
475
00:25:39,923 --> 00:25:43,092
as we're sucked into a vortex
of all space and time?
476
00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:44,761
Uh, yeah.
477
00:25:44,762 --> 00:25:46,559
It's a clove hitch with a safety.
478
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,175
Saddam Hussein taught that to me
479
00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:49,602
when he was a voice inside my head.
480
00:25:49,603 --> 00:25:51,476
Yeah, I know.
481
00:25:51,477 --> 00:25:55,104
If we're gonna be randomly
tossed into a time storm,
482
00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,855
should we use something
that maybe doesn't fall apart
483
00:25:57,858 --> 00:25:59,858
after five or six tetherball games?
484
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:03,279
It's a clove hitch! It will hold!
485
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,530
Your job isn't...
486
00:26:11,997 --> 00:26:13,497
You know what?
487
00:26:13,499 --> 00:26:16,417
I am sorry.
488
00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:19,628
Just because I'm better than
you at literally everything
489
00:26:19,630 --> 00:26:22,420
doesn't mean that I have
to constantly remind you.
490
00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:23,804
You're trying your best,
491
00:26:23,805 --> 00:26:28,429
and you have made minor contributions.
492
00:26:30,849 --> 00:26:34,644
I've waited so long
to hear you say that.
493
00:26:34,645 --> 00:26:37,395
I try every day.
494
00:26:37,398 --> 00:26:40,858
I know you do, and truthfully,
495
00:26:40,859 --> 00:26:44,199
people as weak as you...
well, they need protection,
496
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,856
not scorn.
497
00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:49,704
There has been quite a bit
of scorn lately.
498
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,037
Well, listen.
499
00:26:53,038 --> 00:26:56,998
All of that... it ends now, okay?
500
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,878
And to prove to you how much
I value you,
501
00:27:00,879 --> 00:27:06,339
I'm gonna let you go into
the freaky time hole first.
502
00:27:06,343 --> 00:27:08,803
Yeah? Test it out.
503
00:27:08,804 --> 00:27:10,513
Anything starts melting,
you let me know.
504
00:27:10,514 --> 00:27:12,181
Okay?
505
00:27:15,394 --> 00:27:18,146
Thank you, sir.
506
00:27:18,147 --> 00:27:19,517
It's been an honor.
507
00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:23,067
Oh, I know.
508
00:27:23,068 --> 00:27:27,068
All right, let's do this.
509
00:27:45,757 --> 00:27:48,547
Oh, feels like we're gonna
be going pretty fast.
510
00:27:57,269 --> 00:27:59,854
- Escape is futile.
- Yeah, yeah.
511
00:27:59,855 --> 00:28:01,145
Shut the fuck up, Stargate.
512
00:28:27,424 --> 00:28:31,636
Escape is futile, goat.
513
00:28:31,637 --> 00:28:33,637
Yeah, you get it.
514
00:28:36,294 --> 00:28:40,064
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