1 00:00:02,721 --> 00:00:04,471 Previously on Future Man... 2 00:00:04,473 --> 00:00:06,393 In Haven, everything feels like a dream. 3 00:00:06,394 --> 00:00:07,600 Wake up! 4 00:00:07,601 --> 00:00:08,891 There's a fucking hole in the sky. 5 00:00:08,894 --> 00:00:11,103 Memory works different here. It's fleeting. 6 00:00:11,104 --> 00:00:13,320 I think I'm falling in love with Biggie Smalls. 7 00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:14,475 Buddy Holly. Kurt Cobain. 8 00:00:14,483 --> 00:00:15,652 Tupac Shakur. Natalie Wood. 9 00:00:15,653 --> 00:00:17,860 I've been here for thousands of years. 10 00:00:17,861 --> 00:00:19,570 The owners exiled me, 11 00:00:19,571 --> 00:00:21,321 tossed me through the big time door, 12 00:00:21,323 --> 00:00:23,870 thrust randomly through space and time. 13 00:00:23,871 --> 00:00:25,576 I'm in an insane, crazy time loop! 14 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:29,497 True balance is found within. 15 00:00:29,498 --> 00:00:31,038 - We were on a mission. - We were a team! 16 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:32,461 - We had a leader! - It was you! 17 00:00:32,462 --> 00:00:34,126 Oh! There was a third. 18 00:00:34,127 --> 00:00:35,586 Why does my foot feel weird? 19 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:37,457 Oh, that feels weird. My foot feels weird. 20 00:00:37,464 --> 00:00:39,264 I know exactly who it is. 21 00:00:41,468 --> 00:00:44,136 Okay, from the top. 22 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:46,055 And a one, a two, 23 00:00:46,056 --> 00:00:47,676 a one, two, three, four. 24 00:00:47,683 --> 00:00:50,643 ♪ There is no night only day ♪ 25 00:00:50,644 --> 00:00:53,444 ♪ There is no night only day hey, hey, hey ♪ 26 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:56,478 ♪ There is no night only day ♪ 27 00:00:56,483 --> 00:00:59,193 ♪ I should have gone on that plane ♪ 28 00:01:03,198 --> 00:01:05,658 Not... not my tempo. 29 00:01:05,659 --> 00:01:07,239 Oh, Buddy. Really? 30 00:01:07,244 --> 00:01:08,914 I... I thought we were getting it pretty good. 31 00:01:08,915 --> 00:01:10,121 I mean, okay. Let's do this. 32 00:01:10,122 --> 00:01:11,962 Let's lay down one track and then let's go out 33 00:01:11,963 --> 00:01:13,167 and continue our mission. 34 00:01:13,168 --> 00:01:15,416 Wh... 35 00:01:15,419 --> 00:01:18,004 wh... what's the big, bold name 36 00:01:18,005 --> 00:01:20,335 on that drum kit say? 37 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,010 Bud... Buddy... Buddy Holly? 38 00:01:22,011 --> 00:01:25,549 Okay, now... now do me a favor and... and read 39 00:01:25,554 --> 00:01:29,434 the tiny, insignificant words underneath that big, bold name. 40 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:36,266 - And the... And the Crickets. - That's you. 41 00:01:36,273 --> 00:01:39,567 Now, let's take it from the top again. 42 00:01:39,568 --> 00:01:41,858 And a one, a two, 43 00:01:41,862 --> 00:01:43,612 a one, two, three, four. 44 00:01:43,614 --> 00:01:46,532 ♪ There is no night only day ♪ 45 00:01:46,533 --> 00:01:49,293 ♪ There is no night only day, hey, hey, hey ♪ 46 00:01:49,294 --> 00:01:52,786 ♪ There is no night only day there's... ♪ 47 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:55,625 Why can't you keep a goddamn rhythm? 48 00:01:55,626 --> 00:01:56,786 Sorry, Buddy. 49 00:01:56,793 --> 00:01:58,633 There's something wrong with my foot. 50 00:02:00,964 --> 00:02:03,382 Whoa! Oh, well there's your problem. 51 00:02:03,383 --> 00:02:05,683 You got... you got a lady's toe where your big toe should be. 52 00:02:05,684 --> 00:02:07,637 How have I not noticed that before? 53 00:02:07,638 --> 00:02:11,638 That seals it. You're out of the band. 54 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:13,892 Just for having a weird toe? 55 00:02:13,894 --> 00:02:16,354 No! You don't know how to drum! 56 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:18,145 Well, okay, Buddy, hang on a second, okay? 57 00:02:18,148 --> 00:02:20,028 You c... don't just take away the man's livelihood. 58 00:02:20,029 --> 00:02:22,435 - You're out, too. - What, for defending him? 59 00:02:22,444 --> 00:02:24,364 No, you don't know how to play bass! 60 00:02:24,365 --> 00:02:26,451 You just keep spinning it around 61 00:02:26,452 --> 00:02:28,238 and batting at the strings and going... 62 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:30,660 With your fucking mouth! 63 00:02:30,661 --> 00:02:32,328 Sounds good! 64 00:02:32,329 --> 00:02:33,619 Now that you taught me how to remember, 65 00:02:33,622 --> 00:02:35,622 I'm gonna find myself the real Crickets! 66 00:02:37,918 --> 00:02:40,127 Anne Frank and Roberto Clemente! 67 00:02:40,128 --> 00:02:41,587 Shit. 68 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:42,588 Dang. 69 00:02:44,883 --> 00:02:47,510 This toe means something. 70 00:02:47,511 --> 00:02:52,014 A blood bond long forgotten. 71 00:02:52,015 --> 00:02:54,684 We shared more than just toes. 72 00:02:54,685 --> 00:02:57,265 We shared a lifetime, 73 00:02:57,270 --> 00:03:00,070 and that lifetime was not spent being tormented 74 00:03:00,071 --> 00:03:01,725 by that awful man. 75 00:03:03,494 --> 00:03:06,485 Look, we... we find who has your toe, 76 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:08,617 we find the missing member of our team. 77 00:03:08,618 --> 00:03:11,115 Well, that would mean checking every foot in Haven. 78 00:03:11,118 --> 00:03:14,248 That's gonna take forever, and be a really weird ask. 79 00:03:14,249 --> 00:03:16,076 Well, lucky for you, 80 00:03:16,081 --> 00:03:17,419 I've got a million-dollar idea 81 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:18,826 that'll solve both those problems. 82 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:28,506 I know I'm not wearing a wet sarong, 83 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,594 but it feels like I am. 84 00:03:30,595 --> 00:03:31,635 There it is. 85 00:03:31,638 --> 00:03:32,718 Now you get it, Abe. 86 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:34,265 Now you get it. 87 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:36,766 This party even put a smile on Cobain's face. 88 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:38,308 I'm gonna go find that cat. 89 00:03:42,983 --> 00:03:45,693 - Lincoln has crazy long toes. - Yeah. 90 00:03:45,694 --> 00:03:48,574 Dude could palm a basketball with his feet. 91 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:51,490 - They're all his. - That's all right. 92 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:53,576 We'll get him eventually. 93 00:03:53,577 --> 00:03:55,617 Look at this, Wolf. What am I always telling you? 94 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,830 You don't need an ocean to create an ocean vibe. 95 00:03:57,831 --> 00:04:00,750 All you need is some warm sand, some hot friends, 96 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:03,377 and Keith Moon on the steel drums 97 00:04:03,378 --> 00:04:05,758 spinning a tapestry of eternal cool. 98 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:10,216 That... that is Baja Yaja. 99 00:04:13,263 --> 00:04:14,513 Get back to work. 100 00:04:14,514 --> 00:04:15,684 Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. 101 00:04:15,685 --> 00:04:17,475 - Yes, sir. - All right. 102 00:04:22,481 --> 00:04:26,650 Hey, my eyes are up here, you creep. 103 00:04:36,495 --> 00:04:39,115 That was a stroke of genius, boss, 104 00:04:39,122 --> 00:04:41,832 but we came up empty. 105 00:04:44,086 --> 00:04:46,545 No. 106 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:48,666 There is another. 107 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,485 Stop, stop. 108 00:05:17,494 --> 00:05:21,205 Yeah, that's your toe, all right. 109 00:05:21,206 --> 00:05:23,206 - Oh. - Come on. 110 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:32,835 Excuse me. 111 00:05:32,843 --> 00:05:35,136 I... I think we have each other's toes. 112 00:05:38,513 --> 00:05:42,106 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 113 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:46,915 Sorry about him. 114 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:50,319 He's, uh, well, disappointing on a good day. 115 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,818 I'm Josh. That's Wolf. 116 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:53,195 You got a name? 117 00:05:53,196 --> 00:05:55,656 A name is just a label attaching significance 118 00:05:55,657 --> 00:05:57,657 to something that can never be understood. 119 00:05:58,952 --> 00:06:01,704 Yeah. Yeah, totally. 120 00:06:01,705 --> 00:06:03,115 All right, then. 121 00:06:03,123 --> 00:06:04,832 Let me cut to the chase, ma'am. 122 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:08,713 We believe that the three of us were a team once upon a time. 123 00:06:08,714 --> 00:06:09,922 And details are hazy, 124 00:06:09,923 --> 00:06:11,761 but one thing we know for sure is, 125 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:14,586 he was the leader. I mean, look at him. 126 00:06:14,593 --> 00:06:16,510 Confident, charismatic, 127 00:06:16,511 --> 00:06:18,554 flirtatiously distant. 128 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:21,635 And Wolf here was our whipping boy. 129 00:06:21,641 --> 00:06:23,100 I don't know. 130 00:06:23,101 --> 00:06:24,939 From the vibes I'm picking up, 131 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,396 you and me had a little will-they-won't-they 132 00:06:27,397 --> 00:06:28,564 kind of thing going on. 133 00:06:28,565 --> 00:06:29,935 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 134 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,570 and you both confided in me about it 135 00:06:31,571 --> 00:06:34,528 and as hard as I tried to turn it into a thruple, 136 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:37,364 I just couldn't because I didn't have it. 137 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:38,824 No, sure didn't. 138 00:06:38,825 --> 00:06:39,985 Any of this ringing a bell to you? 139 00:06:42,037 --> 00:06:44,117 - We have no bond. - Oh, yeah? 140 00:06:44,122 --> 00:06:47,422 Well, how do you figure that when my toe is literally bonded 141 00:06:47,423 --> 00:06:49,457 to your foot? 142 00:06:49,461 --> 00:06:51,381 What did I tell you about wordplay? 143 00:06:51,382 --> 00:06:53,005 It's not my forte. 144 00:06:53,006 --> 00:06:55,126 Toes are of no concern to me. 145 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:57,217 The body is just a vessel, 146 00:06:57,218 --> 00:06:59,798 something I transcended long ago, 147 00:06:59,804 --> 00:07:03,891 with a little help from my, uh... my special friend. 148 00:07:03,892 --> 00:07:06,142 Okay. 149 00:07:07,604 --> 00:07:08,901 Listen here, crazy goat lady. 150 00:07:08,902 --> 00:07:10,227 Can I call you crazy goat lady? 151 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:11,357 - Sure. - Yeah? 152 00:07:11,358 --> 00:07:13,817 This is a very weird place, okay? 153 00:07:13,818 --> 00:07:15,277 It does weird things to people, and it seems 154 00:07:15,278 --> 00:07:17,237 to be affecting you more than almost anyone, 155 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:20,988 which is why the three of us are going to escape together. 156 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:22,952 - Escape? - Mm-hmm. 157 00:07:22,953 --> 00:07:25,913 My life is here, inside a dewdrop, 158 00:07:25,914 --> 00:07:28,502 dancing forever on the peppermint wind. 159 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:30,540 We... we totally get that. We get that, right? 160 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:31,835 Totally. 161 00:07:31,836 --> 00:07:33,836 That goat is a prince, and to break the curse, 162 00:07:33,838 --> 00:07:35,338 she's gotta make a difficult choice 163 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:37,300 that goes against human nature. 164 00:07:40,303 --> 00:07:41,813 You're a fucking idiot! 165 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:46,058 Wait. Wait. 166 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:47,139 These. 167 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:48,273 These, these, these, these, these. 168 00:07:48,274 --> 00:07:50,229 These are friendship cubes. 169 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:51,900 I have one, Wolf's got one, 170 00:07:51,901 --> 00:07:55,108 and I guaran-damn-tee you got one, too. 171 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:59,029 I gave up earthly attachments 9,000 lifetimes ago. 172 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:03,617 Whoever you came here hoping to find no longer exists. 173 00:08:03,618 --> 00:08:06,658 Now, I would wish you good luck on your journey, 174 00:08:06,663 --> 00:08:08,332 but here's the thing about luck. 175 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,621 - It's merely... - Okay. 176 00:08:09,624 --> 00:08:11,834 Okay, we got it. 177 00:08:11,835 --> 00:08:13,995 - Okay. - Wolf, come on. 178 00:08:21,889 --> 00:08:23,756 You blew it! You freaked her out. 179 00:08:23,763 --> 00:08:25,642 You implied she wanted to fuck that goat. 180 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:27,349 I just said what everyone was thinking. 181 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:28,767 Oh, my God. 182 00:08:28,768 --> 00:08:30,898 This is why I always say that sidekicks should seen 183 00:08:30,899 --> 00:08:32,305 and not heard. 184 00:08:32,313 --> 00:08:34,233 Please, please don't give up on me. 185 00:08:34,234 --> 00:08:37,359 Oh, well then quit giving me reasons to! 186 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,700 We need to come up with a new plan, 187 00:08:38,701 --> 00:08:41,105 because there is no getting through to that. 188 00:08:43,491 --> 00:08:44,950 Yeah, you can't take the crazy 189 00:08:44,951 --> 00:08:46,410 out of crazy goat lady. 190 00:08:50,415 --> 00:08:53,584 But if you took the goat out of the lady, 191 00:08:53,585 --> 00:08:55,625 would the crazy go with it? 192 00:08:55,628 --> 00:08:57,958 Okay, hear me out. 193 00:08:57,964 --> 00:08:59,673 She is bonded with this goat, 194 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:02,472 but if we remove the goat from the equation, 195 00:09:02,473 --> 00:09:03,509 she'll be so distraught, 196 00:09:03,511 --> 00:09:04,720 she'll be forced to re-bond with us, 197 00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:05,846 her true team. 198 00:09:05,847 --> 00:09:08,015 I love it! 199 00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:13,604 Wh... what's this for? 200 00:09:13,605 --> 00:09:15,645 It's for bludgeoning. 201 00:09:15,648 --> 00:09:17,608 It's a bludgeoning stick. 202 00:09:17,609 --> 00:09:18,859 What? 203 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,319 Didn't you just order me to kill the goat? 204 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,529 - No! - Because it is a prince! 205 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:23,739 No! 206 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:25,869 Oh, you're gonna have to spoon-feed me 207 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:27,197 the rest of this plan. 208 00:09:27,202 --> 00:09:28,952 Then open wide. 209 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:34,500 Ah, yeah, no. It is... it is true. 210 00:09:34,501 --> 00:09:37,341 What they seek will never bring them true balance. 211 00:09:37,342 --> 00:09:40,047 God, right again, goat. Right again. 212 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:46,760 Hmm. 213 00:10:00,276 --> 00:10:02,396 Why would I keep this? 214 00:10:02,404 --> 00:10:04,363 I mean, what... what possible... 215 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,490 No. No, no, no, no, no. 216 00:10:09,494 --> 00:10:11,078 It has no meaning. 217 00:10:11,079 --> 00:10:13,247 It's just a... it's a mistake, 218 00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:16,078 an oversight, and just... I forgot to get rid of it. 219 00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:17,626 So... 220 00:10:17,627 --> 00:10:19,086 Why don't you keep it? 221 00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:20,504 There you go. 222 00:10:23,508 --> 00:10:27,177 The only meaning is within. 223 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:30,138 Mm. 224 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:34,640 Huh, can't seem to... can't seem to get comfortable here. 225 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:36,944 Okay, just gonna... 226 00:10:39,941 --> 00:10:41,900 A-hah. Of course. 227 00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:45,449 Gotta have a clean runway for takeoff. 228 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:47,067 Yeah, you get it. 229 00:10:47,073 --> 00:10:48,574 Okay. 230 00:10:48,575 --> 00:10:51,994 Just have to center myself like I have for an eternity. 231 00:10:51,995 --> 00:10:53,405 It's fine. 232 00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:54,503 No, I'm not gonna panic. 233 00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:57,916 I am not panicking 'cause I am fine. 234 00:10:57,917 --> 00:11:01,837 I am just gonna... it's all falling away. 235 00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:04,168 It is all falling away. I am peace. 236 00:11:04,174 --> 00:11:09,052 I am light. I am floating. 237 00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:11,680 I am floating. 238 00:11:11,681 --> 00:11:14,931 Why am I not floating? 239 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:17,274 What is wrong with me? 240 00:11:22,734 --> 00:11:24,651 Goat? Goat? 241 00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:30,986 - Hurry up! - Yes, sir! 242 00:11:30,992 --> 00:11:33,582 Forgive me, your Highness. 243 00:12:02,148 --> 00:12:04,608 Well, someone's got their game face on. 244 00:12:04,609 --> 00:12:06,318 I have to warn you, when it comes to tetherball, 245 00:12:06,319 --> 00:12:07,699 I take a... 246 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,870 Where's my goat, string bean? 247 00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:12,235 Goat? 248 00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:14,952 I haven't seen a goat in seven score... maybe eight. 249 00:12:14,953 --> 00:12:17,373 - You fucking with me, stretch? - I'm being honest! 250 00:12:17,374 --> 00:12:20,122 Ask around. They call me Honest Lincoln. 251 00:12:20,124 --> 00:12:22,094 The one they call Josh... where is he? 252 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:25,205 I'm not one to divulge... ow! 253 00:12:25,213 --> 00:12:27,883 Not my Kangol! Please, it's my signature look. 254 00:12:27,884 --> 00:12:30,682 I want answers, you spindly grink. 255 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,636 The bro code demands... 256 00:12:32,637 --> 00:12:33,637 Ah! 257 00:12:43,064 --> 00:12:46,900 My teeth! My fucking teeth! 258 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:49,401 I... how did I know how to do that? 259 00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:57,703 Westerly winds. 260 00:12:57,704 --> 00:13:00,497 Steady temperatures at 22 Celsius. 261 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:04,538 This area's exposed, vulnerable to sniper fire. 262 00:13:04,544 --> 00:13:06,091 You're 6'4", 200 pounds. 263 00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:08,917 You have a surprisingly weak center of gravity. 264 00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,507 Your lazy eye makes it impossible 265 00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:12,678 for you to defend yourself against peripheral attacks. 266 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:19,850 I'm suddenly remembering a horse kicking me and... 267 00:13:19,851 --> 00:13:22,728 oh, no. And slavery. 268 00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:25,019 What? Who am I? 269 00:13:29,902 --> 00:13:32,202 I know the direction and frequency 270 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:35,946 of each step. 271 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:40,500 Every foot, every hoof. 272 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,375 I was a tracker. 273 00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:55,385 Why did any of this happen to me? 274 00:13:57,764 --> 00:13:59,765 Okay. 275 00:13:59,766 --> 00:14:01,725 We've broken her only bond in this world. 276 00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:04,096 What now, boss? 277 00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:06,313 I am glad that you asked, little buddy. 278 00:14:06,314 --> 00:14:08,484 You see, she has no idea where we are right now, 279 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,903 so we are going to leave a carefully-placed trail 280 00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,611 of breadcrumbs leading her right... 281 00:14:13,613 --> 00:14:16,114 Give me my fucking goat back. 282 00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:19,034 Stop! Hammer time 283 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,945 is what's gonna happen if you don't drop that knife. 284 00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,830 If you so much as harm one little hair 285 00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:25,040 on her chinny chin chin, 286 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,461 I will slit the boy's throat. 287 00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:28,585 No! No. 288 00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,166 Don't harm the boy! 289 00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:31,254 He's all I have! 290 00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:33,545 I am not a boy, but he's right. 291 00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:36,339 Please, please don't hurt me. Please! 292 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,970 Please don't cut my leg off! I'll be a good boy. 293 00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:39,971 I can't take it! 294 00:14:42,809 --> 00:14:44,639 What the f... 295 00:14:44,644 --> 00:14:46,441 Did I just die? 296 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,728 You're not Future Man. 297 00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:51,858 You're something much better. 298 00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,236 You're Josh Futturman. 299 00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:02,118 Futturman. 300 00:15:22,014 --> 00:15:23,849 Hey, Wolf. 301 00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:27,435 Heads or tails? 302 00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:30,727 Tails. 303 00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:31,771 Wolf. 304 00:15:35,945 --> 00:15:37,735 I am Wolf. 305 00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,600 Friendship cubes. 306 00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:13,815 You kept it. 307 00:16:13,816 --> 00:16:16,234 We were... we were a team. 308 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:17,315 A family. 309 00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,907 Tiger. 310 00:16:25,912 --> 00:16:29,206 Why did we come here? 311 00:16:29,207 --> 00:16:31,577 I... I was... I wanted to go home 312 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,293 to see the people that I love. 313 00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:35,634 I was trying to avenge my fallen comrades. 314 00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:39,758 I wanted to relaunch a fast casual restaurant chain 315 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:40,926 with slightly better food 316 00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:42,217 and local bands on the weekends. 317 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,510 That can't be it. 318 00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:45,183 Okay, look. None of that matters right now. 319 00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:47,724 We... we have got to figure out 320 00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:49,385 how to get the hell out of this place. 321 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,815 So the one thing that I am absolutely certain about 322 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,356 is that we were sent here to Haven 323 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,950 by the infamous terrorist and mastermind of 9/11, 324 00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,446 Saddam Hussein, 325 00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:06,657 and he told me that they threw him out of a big time door. 326 00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:11,456 So if we find this big time door, 327 00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:14,037 we find our way out of Haven. 328 00:17:17,255 --> 00:17:19,255 Uh, Tiger? 329 00:17:24,136 --> 00:17:26,136 Serious about that Mexico thing? 330 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,468 It's called Cabo Wabo, 331 00:17:27,473 --> 00:17:29,233 and I've never been more serious about anything 332 00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:30,515 in my entire life! 333 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:33,558 This is it. It's gonna fix everything. 334 00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:54,171 You're not looking for a big time door. 335 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:57,706 You're looking for Big Time's door. 336 00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:59,671 Big time? What's th... what's that? 337 00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:01,551 It's not a that. It's a he. 338 00:18:01,552 --> 00:18:04,259 The student from Iowa State in the red hoodie. 339 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,510 He's how we got here. 340 00:18:05,511 --> 00:18:07,220 He knows the way out. 341 00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,264 Red hoodie! Oh! 342 00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:10,724 Uh, red hoodie! 343 00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:11,765 Red hoodie! 344 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,307 The dude with 40,000 hands. 345 00:18:13,311 --> 00:18:15,101 Oh, I so called that! 346 00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:17,320 I knew that guy would come into play! 347 00:18:17,321 --> 00:18:19,935 He's at the tetherball court right now. 348 00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:21,151 He's always there. Come on, let's move! 349 00:18:21,152 --> 00:18:22,902 Let's go! 350 00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:26,990 You coming? 351 00:18:26,991 --> 00:18:28,950 Josh gave the order. You gotta comply. 352 00:18:28,951 --> 00:18:30,661 I... I'm not going. 353 00:18:31,996 --> 00:18:33,246 Wh... what do you mean? 354 00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,867 You literally just said that we're a team. 355 00:18:34,874 --> 00:18:36,750 Were. 356 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,541 I can't leave this place. 357 00:18:38,544 --> 00:18:40,211 Haven is home now. 358 00:18:40,212 --> 00:18:44,882 I have found something here that I never thought possible: 359 00:18:44,884 --> 00:18:47,594 a me that makes sense, 360 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:50,925 one that hasn't been shaped by cruel circumstances. 361 00:18:52,642 --> 00:18:54,225 To keep that, 362 00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,896 I have to let go of all my attachments. 363 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:04,068 I have two left, so I need you to leave. 364 00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:20,541 I know you. 365 00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:24,047 You would never give up on your team. 366 00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:26,088 I don't see how this is any different. 367 00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:29,344 It's not different. 368 00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:30,965 I'm different. 369 00:19:56,288 --> 00:19:59,457 Tell me something. 370 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,248 Was I really the leader? 371 00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:03,878 You are now. 372 00:20:03,879 --> 00:20:05,338 After all we put you through, 373 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:08,717 I'm... I'm glad to see you on top. 374 00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:11,798 Just, um, try to do it better than I did. 375 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,397 Come on. 376 00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:43,835 Hey. 377 00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:46,956 Escape is futile. 378 00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:49,132 Whoa, whoa. 379 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:52,260 Wha... no, who said... who said anything about an escape, man? 380 00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,551 We're just... we're just... we're just here to talk, 381 00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:54,846 Big Time. 382 00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:56,556 There is no Big Time. 383 00:21:00,311 --> 00:21:04,314 I am Big Times. 384 00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:06,524 Whoa, what the f... 385 00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:09,355 how many yous you got pancaked in there? 386 00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:13,239 Every trip through the portal to Haven 387 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,327 drags with them a version of the one they call Big Time. 388 00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:21,038 We are a democratic cooperative of like-minded consciousnesses 389 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:25,960 peacefully sharing the hoodie of Tim Kilvitis. 390 00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:29,130 Yeah, uh, okay. 391 00:21:29,131 --> 00:21:30,881 Then, uh, Big Times, 392 00:21:30,883 --> 00:21:34,552 I am one Josh, and this is one Wolf. 393 00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:37,347 Escape is futile. 394 00:21:37,348 --> 00:21:39,348 Yeah, I really don't know why you keep bringing that up. 395 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,440 Because you want to leave this place 396 00:21:41,441 --> 00:21:43,345 Big Times created. 397 00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:47,690 This Haven. 398 00:21:47,691 --> 00:21:50,527 Wait, you... you made Haven? 399 00:21:50,528 --> 00:21:53,568 Original Tim ripped the hole in space-time. 400 00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:56,532 The rip makes time travel possible. 401 00:21:56,534 --> 00:21:59,661 With each jump, the rip expands, 402 00:21:59,662 --> 00:22:01,996 sucking in time and space. 403 00:22:01,997 --> 00:22:04,457 Old sky hole. See? 404 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,458 I knew it. 405 00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:06,499 So you see, 406 00:22:06,502 --> 00:22:10,046 escape is futile. 407 00:22:10,047 --> 00:22:12,837 Yeah, but why? Other... others have done it. 408 00:22:12,842 --> 00:22:14,302 Back then, the universe 409 00:22:14,303 --> 00:22:18,721 was not about to end. 410 00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:22,182 All right, goat. 411 00:22:22,184 --> 00:22:25,564 Time to continue our journey forever inward. 412 00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:32,235 Yeah. What? 413 00:22:32,236 --> 00:22:33,396 Oh, come on. Don't be coy. 414 00:22:33,404 --> 00:22:34,954 Out with it. 415 00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:38,407 Oh, silent treatment. Okay. 416 00:22:38,409 --> 00:22:40,739 Yeah, you know, sometimes I regret giving you 417 00:22:40,744 --> 00:22:44,289 all the power in our relationship. 418 00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:47,500 What? Leave? 419 00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:49,881 And lo... and lose everything that I've found here? 420 00:22:49,882 --> 00:22:52,209 I told you about the beatdown 421 00:22:52,214 --> 00:22:54,224 I laid on that bearded coat rack. 422 00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:55,466 That's who I was. 423 00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:57,337 That's who I'll become again out there. 424 00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:59,512 No. 425 00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:01,472 I've worked too hard. 426 00:23:01,473 --> 00:23:03,808 I can't risk it. 427 00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:07,228 Okay, listen. We get it, all right? 428 00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:08,899 The world is ending, and you're prepared to watch 429 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,188 the dying light of the universe 430 00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:11,481 from your little tetherball court. 431 00:23:11,483 --> 00:23:14,152 However, we will take our chances out there 432 00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:15,403 with the living. 433 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:17,494 Perhaps we have not made this clear. 434 00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,529 Escape is futile. 435 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:23,582 Okay, that is enough out of you, Dr. Manhattan! 436 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,829 I don't know. 437 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:27,830 He's told us escape is futile so many times, 438 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,711 I'm thinking escape might be futile. 439 00:23:31,712 --> 00:23:34,341 No, there has to be a door because 9-11 mastermind 440 00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:36,510 Saddam Hussein was tossed out of it! 441 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:51,105 Whoa. 442 00:23:51,106 --> 00:23:54,396 - Big Time... - Knows magic. 443 00:23:54,401 --> 00:23:56,778 Wh... no. 444 00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:58,109 No, he is the door. 445 00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:04,911 Oh. 446 00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:08,831 Big Time, door. 447 00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:09,916 I'm scared. 448 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,207 I'm scared. I'm scared. 449 00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,540 Maybe you would be fine out in the real world, 450 00:24:12,544 --> 00:24:14,094 but I'm not. I don't have your strength. 451 00:24:14,095 --> 00:24:18,424 I don't... everything I've become is because of this place. 452 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:19,755 Okay, don't be cute. 453 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,804 Be... because. Because of this place. 454 00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:24,675 This place. 455 00:24:24,682 --> 00:24:26,724 This place! This... this place! 456 00:24:26,725 --> 00:24:28,225 This... this... 457 00:24:31,146 --> 00:24:32,436 This place. 458 00:24:34,441 --> 00:24:36,321 Oh, shit. 459 00:24:39,488 --> 00:24:42,778 I taught myself everything. 460 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:46,453 It was... it was within me the whole time. 461 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:52,540 I'm the guru. 462 00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:56,756 Which means... 463 00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:02,468 You're... you're just a fucking goat. 464 00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:05,309 I've been talking to you for, like, 10,000 years 465 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:06,636 like an asshole. 466 00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:11,811 Okay. 467 00:25:11,812 --> 00:25:14,062 Well, my face is red. My face is red. 468 00:25:14,064 --> 00:25:15,402 I am never gonna live this down. 469 00:25:15,403 --> 00:25:17,859 Don't... do not tell anyone... I'm doing it again, 470 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:20,360 and I'm doing it again because you are just... 471 00:25:20,362 --> 00:25:21,492 you're just a goat. 472 00:25:23,407 --> 00:25:26,447 And you're the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 473 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:36,836 The bunny goes over the tree. 474 00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:39,917 And you're sure this knot will hold us together 475 00:25:39,923 --> 00:25:43,092 as we're sucked into a vortex of all space and time? 476 00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:44,761 Uh, yeah. 477 00:25:44,762 --> 00:25:46,559 It's a clove hitch with a safety. 478 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,175 Saddam Hussein taught that to me 479 00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:49,602 when he was a voice inside my head. 480 00:25:49,603 --> 00:25:51,476 Yeah, I know. 481 00:25:51,477 --> 00:25:55,104 If we're gonna be randomly tossed into a time storm, 482 00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,855 should we use something that maybe doesn't fall apart 483 00:25:57,858 --> 00:25:59,858 after five or six tetherball games? 484 00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:03,279 It's a clove hitch! It will hold! 485 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,530 Your job isn't... 486 00:26:11,997 --> 00:26:13,497 You know what? 487 00:26:13,499 --> 00:26:16,417 I am sorry. 488 00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:19,628 Just because I'm better than you at literally everything 489 00:26:19,630 --> 00:26:22,420 doesn't mean that I have to constantly remind you. 490 00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:23,804 You're trying your best, 491 00:26:23,805 --> 00:26:28,429 and you have made minor contributions. 492 00:26:30,849 --> 00:26:34,644 I've waited so long to hear you say that. 493 00:26:34,645 --> 00:26:37,395 I try every day. 494 00:26:37,398 --> 00:26:40,858 I know you do, and truthfully, 495 00:26:40,859 --> 00:26:44,199 people as weak as you... well, they need protection, 496 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,856 not scorn. 497 00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:49,704 There has been quite a bit of scorn lately. 498 00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,037 Well, listen. 499 00:26:53,038 --> 00:26:56,998 All of that... it ends now, okay? 500 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,878 And to prove to you how much I value you, 501 00:27:00,879 --> 00:27:06,339 I'm gonna let you go into the freaky time hole first. 502 00:27:06,343 --> 00:27:08,803 Yeah? Test it out. 503 00:27:08,804 --> 00:27:10,513 Anything starts melting, you let me know. 504 00:27:10,514 --> 00:27:12,181 Okay? 505 00:27:15,394 --> 00:27:18,146 Thank you, sir. 506 00:27:18,147 --> 00:27:19,517 It's been an honor. 507 00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:23,067 Oh, I know. 508 00:27:23,068 --> 00:27:27,068 All right, let's do this. 509 00:27:45,757 --> 00:27:48,547 Oh, feels like we're gonna be going pretty fast. 510 00:27:57,269 --> 00:27:59,854 - Escape is futile. - Yeah, yeah. 511 00:27:59,855 --> 00:28:01,145 Shut the fuck up, Stargate. 512 00:28:27,424 --> 00:28:31,636 Escape is futile, goat. 513 00:28:31,637 --> 00:28:33,637 Yeah, you get it. 514 00:28:36,294 --> 00:28:40,064 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com