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Previously on "Future Man"...
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Another escape on your watch,
Saint Jackalope?
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Get bent, Mathers.
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You know, if they cancel the show,
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the network will take me
and Stanley away.
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That's not gonna happen.
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This isn't Haven,
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but I believe that something
is happening tonight
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at midnight that will take us there.
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I think the universe is ending.
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We're looking at temporal
decay, time overlapping,
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future and past existing simultaneously.
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It's like a black hole but for time.
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Eventually, it'll get so big,
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it'll suck every timeline into it.
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Original Tim
ripped a whole in space-time.
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The rip makes time travel possible,
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but its continued use makes
the apocalypse inevitable.
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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You came.
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I knew you would.
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It burns.
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My lungs are on fire.
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This air is poison.
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Where are we? Is this... is it the past?
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Is it the future?
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Is it even Earth?
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I had sex with Marilyn Monroe.
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And Jesus.
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Why can't you keep a goddamn rhythm?
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I'm so alone.
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- Ahh!
- Oof! Oh! Oh!
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People as weak as you,
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well, they need protection, not scorn.
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Oh, shit.
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I was a loser.
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Balance is within. Balance is within.
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Balance is within.
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- Balance is within.
- We gotta go!
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Go? To where? How?
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Wait, the cubes.
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We can put the cubes together,
and Susan will come.
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He's gonna help us, okay?
Get your cubes...
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You, zip it. You're not the boss of me!
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You took advantage of me
when I was in a weakened state.
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You made me feel so small!
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You do that to me all the time!
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Well, it's not a nice thing to do!
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We're going back to Iowa State.
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- What? Why?
- To save the universe.
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Since when is that a thing
you care about?
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I don't know. Spending eternity
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in an existential
netherworld changes a person!
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What?
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The weak deserve our protection.
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No! I want to go home!
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I want... I want to see...
I want to see my parents!
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I want to forget!
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I... I'm out of the savior business!
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Oh, fuck.
That's... that's the same thing
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I told Jesus when I broke up with him.
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Killer burn!
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Going home to Mommy
and Daddy's gonna have to wait.
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We can do both.
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We use the cubes to summon Susan.
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He's expecting Haven.
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We take him to Iowa State,
show him the way.
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Josh, you go home from there
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knowing that you honored
the deal in good faith.
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Wolf, you stay,
fulfilling your new calling
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as a man who serves others,
not just himself.
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Our journeys, they only
conflict if we allow them to.
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Okay.
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Ready? Three, two, one!
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All right,
another meteor arrives in ten,
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so let's make this quick.
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I got a rendition team on standby.
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Show me the stronghold.
I assume it's subterranean?
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Sorry, Susan.
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This isn't Haven,
but we're gonna take you there.
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- Oh, fire.
- Holy shit.
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- We should probably leave soon.
- Uh-huh.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Wow, this is Haven.
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No, it's Iowa State University,
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home of the Cyclones, gateway to Haven.
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Also, it's the end of space-time,
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and the universe
is collapsing in on itself.
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Hmm? What is that horrible noise?
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That's new.
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Can someone tell me
what's happening here?
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Overlapping timelines, other realities
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colliding into our own
faster and faster and faster
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until they all become one,
and that one gets...
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Sucked into a big fucking time hole.
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You're telling me the Big Suck is real?
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Very, and from the looks
of things outside,
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it's happening right now.
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- This is bullshit.
- No, it's not.
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If what he's saying is true, then...
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Yeah, but... but how do we know?
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I've been in a room just like this
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looking at a blackboard
with a bunch of shit on it
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that's all made up.
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We're not scientists.
You are a game show host.
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My Daytime Emmy says "presenter."
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Okay. You're a chef-slash-
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wheel maker-slash-guy who used
to blow stuff up with bombs.
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Let's check in with our fearless leader.
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- Amazing.
- Yeah, see?
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No one's home there,
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and I failed
high school chemistry twice.
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You think that this team
of ragtag heroes
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is gonna solve the mysteries
of the universe
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in a 20-minute jam session?
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- Not with that attitude.
- We're doing it again.
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We're trying to make things better,
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and we're just gonna end up
making things worse.
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This time is different.
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This device allows me
to access any moment
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across every timeline,
but it's telling me
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that near here is a time
and place that is singular.
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- So?
- So infinite universes
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with infinite timelines,
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do you know how many moments
in space exist uniquely?
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You obviously know that we
don't know the answer to that.
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I barely understand
the premise of the question.
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- 60. A trillion.
- None.
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Oh, the ultimate anomaly.
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So the portal that opens
at midnight is the only portal.
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And the Big Time that presses
that button at midnight
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is the only Big Time.
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We stop him,
we stop the rip in space-time
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from ever happening, save the universe.
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And we can end time travel forever.
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What?
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No, please no more circles.
It's a sickness.
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This is the rip
that made time travel possible.
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- This tracks.
- Sure does.
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Just gonna add one more circle.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do not add one more...
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Wolf, please, I... stop! Stop!
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This was not the deal. The deal was,
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we get you to Haven,
and you give us our freedom.
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Well, I'm in.
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Universe isn't gonna save itself.
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Tiger?
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Oh, my path is unclear.
I'll know when it appears.
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That's a soft yes if ever I heard one.
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Futturman, I loved my job
in the entertainment
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division of the government,
but the network has a way
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of sucking the joy out of any endeavor,
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including hunting humans for sport,
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which is pretty cool,
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but we end time travel, I'm free.
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Sure, I'll be stuck in 1999,
but I'll be stuck here
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with the only ones
who I really care about.
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This is my family, and it's
totally normal in my time.
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Well, uh, I don't keep my family
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in little cubes in my pocket,
and you guys clearly do not
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need my help to go
and stop a guy in his dorm room
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from doing whatever the fuck
he's about to do,
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so please just send me home.
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All right.
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This TTD is preprogrammed
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to take you back to the moment
that you defeated Biotic Wars.
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If you wear this when you travel,
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you will have no memory
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of anything that happened afterwards.
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- Wow.
- If you're gonna use that,
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use it before midnight,
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'cause that's when
we're gonna close the portal,
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end time travel once and for all.
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Come on, Josh.
There's a Viking long ship
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docked outside this building right now.
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You're seriously just gonna walk away?
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This has the trappings of perhaps
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our greatest adventure yet.
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I'm done adventuring.
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I'm just... just ready to go home.
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Okay.
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You better get going then.
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Ooh!
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Does this version of you
do good-byes or...
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Endings and beginnings
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are just constructs
of an imprisoned mind.
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I'm out.
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All right, plan's pretty simple.
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There's a mad computer genius
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holed up in his dorm room plotting
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to rip the world a new one at midnight.
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We got 20 minutes,
there are three of us,
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and we know exactly where to find him,
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and in my experience, computer
geniuses turtle pretty fast.
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How could we possibly fail?
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Okay, I see one way.
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Mathers.
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I'll hold them off. You go.
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Stop Big Time.
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I'm re-doing my living room. Go!
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I'm out?
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That's a shitty good-bye.
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I got time.
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Guys, quick, we're gonna lose him.
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There. There he is.
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Act like you've stalked the internet
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measuring time and space before.
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Yeah, stick to the shadows, rook.
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Okay, sorry.
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That was weird.
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Oh, the dorm.
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Shit, unstoppable murder bot.
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I hate that guy.
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I must face him.
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That's my path.
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Okay, okay, look, uh,
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I understand you went through
a little something in Haven.
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We all did, but that's
a straight-up suicide mission.
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Haven't they all been suicide missions?
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I mean, we call them suicide missions,
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because it sounds cool, but, well,
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to be honest, most of them
are homicide missions.
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This, this is suicide.
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Perhaps. I mean,
I know I can't defeat him,
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but I can make sure
he doesn't defeat us.
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Go.
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Complete your transformation
from selfish to selfless.
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I need you to know
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that no matter what happens,
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you will always be like
an incredibly hot
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former stepsister to me.
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I have complicated feelings
for you as well.
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Susan.
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Susan.
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Oh, Susan.
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Only you would try to hide on a stage.
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"The Matrix," all right,
Keanu Reeves, Carrie Ann Moss,
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I mean, it's so good.
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We've identified witnesses.
Awaiting your command.
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- Terminate them.
- Copy.
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These aren't time rogues; they're nerds.
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- Not cool.
- You're telling me.
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Look at these dweebs.
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The theme is, "The Next Millennium."
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Make the theme "Girls,"
and maybe some will show up.
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Am I right?
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Right? Right? Right? Right?
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Redemption, thy name is Wolf.
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I got time.
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Ahh!
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Fuck that hurts.
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I'm bringing you in, Saint Jackalope,
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and with the capital that earns me,
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you're looking at
the next network president.
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You're just a bureaucrat
whose only real skill
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is blind ambition,
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none of the traits
of a network president.
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I may not have your flair for theater,
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but I do know a little bit
about entertainment.
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I'm not just gonna cancel your show
262
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:15,215
without a proper send-off.
263
00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:20,016
There will be a series finale
featuring "The DieCathlon's"
264
00:13:20,017 --> 00:13:21,767
very own host
265
00:13:21,771 --> 00:13:25,945
as its final contestant.
266
00:13:25,946 --> 00:13:28,276
Fuck, that's a good idea.
267
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:31,163
Oh, you thought you were so clever,
268
00:13:31,164 --> 00:13:35,965
hacking your cerebellum,
turning off your DNA address.
269
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:39,764
How would I possibly know
where you'd turn up?
270
00:13:39,765 --> 00:13:41,555
Unfortunately...
271
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,950
The network has all kinds of ways
272
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,366
of tracking its property.
273
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,669
God damn it, Gandhi, now is not the time
274
00:13:55,672 --> 00:13:57,800
to meditate! Come on, guys.
275
00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:01,140
My best friend Osama bin Laden
says paradise awaits.
276
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,141
Haven this way, let's go.
277
00:14:02,143 --> 00:14:05,193
Oh, shit.
278
00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:11,410
A very excited
crowd here at Times Square.
279
00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:13,621
I don't know about you guys.
280
00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:16,336
But I am ready to want for nothing.
281
00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:18,337
Come on. Come on. Come on.
282
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,761
Haven awaits.
283
00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:34,579
You know, for an unstoppable
killing machine,
284
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,503
someone's got a sweet tooth.
285
00:14:36,504 --> 00:14:38,882
Trail ends here,
286
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:42,723
but for you, my friend,
the journey is just beginning.
287
00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:50,071
Ahh!
288
00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:02,927
Ahh!
289
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,851
Ugh!
290
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,091
Awesome.
291
00:15:21,134 --> 00:15:22,854
Keg's dusted, and so are you.
292
00:15:25,977 --> 00:15:28,187
Keg toss!
293
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,860
Trying to shoot my nerd?
294
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:31,946
Ugh!
295
00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,237
My nerd?
296
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:39,417
They say the sodium
in this stuff will kill you.
297
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,920
Guess my name's sodium.
298
00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:43,014
Ahh! Augh!
299
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:55,747
Mm-mm.
300
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:11,567
Bet you wish you'd turned
this thing's field level down.
301
00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:16,158
Look, just wipe her memory
and reprogram her.
302
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,370
Have her do small engine repair.
303
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:21,754
Just don't kill her.
304
00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:25,885
Her? You mean it,
and you can kiss it good-bye.
305
00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:28,478
No!
306
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,785
She's not an it.
307
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:43,255
Her name is Stanley,
308
00:16:43,256 --> 00:16:45,596
and she's my daughter,
you son of a bitch.
309
00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:59,538
You're conditioned to kill.
310
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,416
It's what you do.
311
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:04,965
It's who you are, but somewhere,
312
00:17:04,966 --> 00:17:06,716
somewhere in your programming
313
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:11,100
there's a curious bit of code wondering,
314
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,944
"Is that all I am?"
315
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:21,164
You're... you're remembering
316
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,125
a life in Sparta,
317
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,469
a life that was all your own,
318
00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:30,475
life before wartime
319
00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:32,516
holding on to who we think we are.
320
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:34,357
It's a great...
321
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:38,778
it's a great comfort,
322
00:17:38,784 --> 00:17:40,334
but it's also a cage.
323
00:17:48,596 --> 00:17:51,346
All right, Stanley, she's...
324
00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,435
she's very dead.
325
00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:54,226
That's... that's just overkill, sweetie.
326
00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:56,571
Oh, actually, you know what?
That's my bad.
327
00:17:56,572 --> 00:17:58,950
I've got you set way past normal kill.
328
00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:01,286
There we go.
329
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:02,577
Daddy, you saved me.
330
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:08,465
No, sweetie, you saved me.
331
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:15,439
Augh.
332
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,245
Thank you for saving us.
333
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:26,376
No. No, thank you.
334
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,719
I know your struggle.
335
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,755
I know the pain of being unloved.
336
00:18:30,763 --> 00:18:35,564
But I know now that my path
lies in helping others.
337
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,484
Well, what should we call you?
338
00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:40,155
Oh,
339
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:43,076
I don't need recognition.
340
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,876
I'm nobody.
341
00:18:46,879 --> 00:18:50,134
No, I mean should we call you
an ambulance,
342
00:18:50,135 --> 00:18:53,635
or do you want to take a taxi
to the hospital?
343
00:18:53,642 --> 00:18:56,814
Jesus Christ,
hurry up. No, not you, Jesus.
344
00:18:56,815 --> 00:18:58,775
I know you're doing the best
you can in those sandals.
345
00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:00,567
What's your excuse, Roberto Clemente?
346
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,453
Wow, what a dick.
347
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:40,857
Let's go back to...
348
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,389
Whoa!
349
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:19,310
What exactly are you doing, dude?
350
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,639
I had to use the whole dorm's
network to get all the movies
351
00:20:27,664 --> 00:20:30,728
so I could be the guy
who had all the movies.
352
00:20:30,753 --> 00:20:33,426
How was I supposed to know that
one of the files was corrupt?
353
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:36,764
Fucking sliding doors.
354
00:20:36,765 --> 00:20:38,515
Sometimes I wonder
what my life would be like
355
00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:40,229
if I didn't download that movie.
356
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:43,360
So wait, all of this is
because you're trying to give
357
00:20:43,361 --> 00:20:45,490
everyone a new computer virus
358
00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:47,661
to cover up for the one
you already gave them?
359
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:50,042
Yeah, but they don't know
I gave it to them yet,
360
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:51,631
and I can blame it all on Y2K.
361
00:20:51,632 --> 00:20:55,548
I got time. Last semester
was hell for me, no friends.
362
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:58,893
Everyone calls me Big Time,
because once I mentioned
363
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,937
I was JV tetherball captain.
364
00:21:00,938 --> 00:21:04,648
- Oof, Big Time.
- I know, and that was before
365
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,242
I destroyed everyone's computers.
366
00:21:06,243 --> 00:21:07,700
If they find out about this,
367
00:21:07,702 --> 00:21:10,498
next semester will be even worse.
368
00:21:10,499 --> 00:21:12,749
You know, I really understand
the feeling
369
00:21:12,753 --> 00:21:16,513
of wanting to press a button
and undo all your mistakes.
370
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,868
We got time.
371
00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:30,459
This is a good plan.
372
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,496
It'll work.
373
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:35,471
Where are they?
374
00:21:37,385 --> 00:21:41,475
Come on, come on.
375
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,740
I can fix this.
376
00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:56,256
I can fix this. I can fix this.
I can fix this.
377
00:21:56,257 --> 00:21:58,886
Do you know how many times
378
00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:01,387
those exact words
have come out of my mouth?
379
00:22:01,392 --> 00:22:04,188
But you can't fix it.
380
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,819
What's done is done.
381
00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:08,240
All you can do now is...
382
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:10,029
is try to handle these consequences
383
00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:13,791
with a little bit of grace
and a little bit of courage.
384
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,172
You don't understand.
This is the end of the world.
385
00:22:16,173 --> 00:22:18,926
I know that it feels like that to you,
386
00:22:18,927 --> 00:22:21,306
but it isn't.
387
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,604
The world has a sick,
sick sense of humor,
388
00:22:24,605 --> 00:22:25,975
and it will surprise you how it reacts
389
00:22:25,983 --> 00:22:28,283
to all your little ways to fix things.
390
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,377
You end up in a very,
391
00:22:36,378 --> 00:22:38,507
very weird place
with a very different vibe,
392
00:22:38,508 --> 00:22:40,508
and that tetherball thing
comes back in a big way.
393
00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,264
- What?
- The point is,
394
00:22:42,265 --> 00:22:44,385
you can't cover up your mistakes, okay?
395
00:22:44,394 --> 00:22:47,567
You can own them.
You can learn from them.
396
00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:49,488
You can make them a part of who you are.
397
00:22:49,489 --> 00:22:51,579
That is how you build character.
398
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:59,423
Let this moment be the origin
story for your character.
399
00:22:59,424 --> 00:23:01,104
Get close to somebody you love.
400
00:23:01,105 --> 00:23:03,724
Say good-bye to the old you.
401
00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:07,605
Grow up. Move on.
402
00:23:07,608 --> 00:23:08,608
And we're gonna count...
403
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:11,364
We can't go back.
404
00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,945
Are you ready?
405
00:23:13,954 --> 00:23:15,998
Oh, no. Oh, no.
406
00:23:15,999 --> 00:23:20,089
Oh, if we're out here,
we're out of time.
407
00:23:20,091 --> 00:23:21,635
Six, five,
408
00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:25,476
four, three, two, one.
409
00:23:35,329 --> 00:23:38,039
The anomalies have stopped.
410
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:42,553
Just the calm before
the real shit storm.
411
00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:50,526
We die together,
412
00:23:50,527 --> 00:23:53,277
a good death.
413
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,093
Oh, hey.
414
00:24:04,805 --> 00:24:08,144
I have a useless pocket watch for you
415
00:24:08,145 --> 00:24:10,685
and a souvenir headband for you.
416
00:24:12,738 --> 00:24:14,574
Look, we've, uh,
417
00:24:14,575 --> 00:24:15,825
we've never been good at good-byes,
418
00:24:15,827 --> 00:24:17,997
so why start now?
419
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,958
- You stopped him.
- You were right, Tiger.
420
00:24:20,963 --> 00:24:24,763
Our journeys only conflict
if we allow them to.
421
00:24:26,558 --> 00:24:28,388
Besides, I think it was about time
422
00:24:28,394 --> 00:24:29,904
I moved out of my parents' house anyhow.
423
00:24:33,237 --> 00:24:34,656
Well, that's all of them.
424
00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:36,697
Get these bad boys on ice,
you can set yourself up
425
00:24:36,703 --> 00:24:39,711
with a nice little
black market organ business.
426
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:43,677
Me and Kiefer knew a guy in
Little Armenia back in the day.
427
00:24:43,678 --> 00:24:46,925
Oh, he would take these off
your hands tout de suite.
428
00:24:46,931 --> 00:24:50,151
I think I'm actually gonna
dispose of any evidence
429
00:24:50,152 --> 00:24:53,646
that ties me to 3491, but thanks.
430
00:24:53,653 --> 00:24:56,240
Well, maybe not all the evidence.
431
00:24:56,241 --> 00:24:57,744
Guys, actually,
432
00:24:57,745 --> 00:25:00,415
these are the murderers
I was telling you about.
433
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,756
Oh, I have data-sorbed
so much about you three.
434
00:25:03,757 --> 00:25:05,257
You know, I think deep down
435
00:25:05,259 --> 00:25:07,679
Susan was rooting for you all along.
436
00:25:07,681 --> 00:25:09,641
Don't tell them.
437
00:25:09,644 --> 00:25:11,194
Anyway, who's ready for a road trip?
438
00:25:11,195 --> 00:25:15,148
We are 254.8 miles from the icon
439
00:25:15,154 --> 00:25:17,825
of the American capitalist experiment,
440
00:25:17,826 --> 00:25:19,406
Mall of America.
441
00:25:19,412 --> 00:25:23,796
I suggest we chart
a course with alacrity.
442
00:25:23,797 --> 00:25:26,717
How do you not love this kid?
It's impossible.
443
00:25:26,719 --> 00:25:31,059
Anyway, vehicle,
move in a forward fashion.
444
00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:33,731
Set a vector.
445
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,493
Hello, vehicle?
446
00:25:37,365 --> 00:25:39,494
Hello, vehicle.
I'm your new owner, Susan.
447
00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:40,615
And I would like to chart a course.
448
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,922
You think they're gonna be okay?
449
00:25:41,923 --> 00:25:43,996
- Respond to me, vehicle.
- Yeah.
450
00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:46,006
Vehicle?
451
00:25:46,007 --> 00:25:50,347
Well, guys, stuck in the year 2000.
452
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,519
Dawn of a new millennium.
453
00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:54,611
Gotta say, I did not expect this
454
00:25:54,612 --> 00:25:56,695
to turn out in this way.
455
00:25:56,696 --> 00:25:58,066
Fun of the ride, isn't it?
456
00:25:58,073 --> 00:26:00,661
Yeah.
457
00:26:00,662 --> 00:26:02,622
You know, it's taken me 10,000 lifetimes
458
00:26:02,624 --> 00:26:07,215
to learn how to say this,
but I finally can.
459
00:26:07,216 --> 00:26:11,096
It's "Futturman," not "Foo-tturman."
460
00:26:11,099 --> 00:26:12,434
I know that now.
461
00:26:12,435 --> 00:26:14,055
Very good.
462
00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:17,360
And I'm happy to know you.
463
00:26:17,361 --> 00:26:20,366
You too.
464
00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:24,917
Wolf, anything else you care to add?
465
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,299
I'm proud of everything
you've accomplished.
466
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,926
Oh, thanks.
467
00:26:28,927 --> 00:26:30,717
- With my penis.
- Okay.
468
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:33,059
Hey, um, question,
469
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:35,815
how did you guys design, mass produce,
470
00:26:35,816 --> 00:26:37,856
and send a video game back through time
471
00:26:37,861 --> 00:26:39,701
when you were living in a sewer.
472
00:26:39,702 --> 00:26:42,285
Well, Josh, the answer to that
473
00:26:42,286 --> 00:26:43,706
is remarkably simple, see...
474
00:26:50,302 --> 00:26:51,834
Whoo!
475
00:26:58,778 --> 00:26:59,818
Whoo!
476
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,839
You don't know me.
477
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,634
I'm from the future,
478
00:27:10,635 --> 00:27:15,055
and in another timeline.
we were best of friends.
479
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:18,650
We accomplished amazing things together.
480
00:27:18,651 --> 00:27:20,320
You're better than this place,
481
00:27:20,321 --> 00:27:23,994
but I'm here to take you away
from all this.
482
00:27:23,995 --> 00:27:26,245
Okay.
483
00:27:31,677 --> 00:27:33,007
You got a gym bag?
484
00:27:33,013 --> 00:27:34,097
Nope.
485
00:27:34,098 --> 00:27:36,348
You just drove here like that?
486
00:27:36,353 --> 00:27:37,772
Yeah.
487
00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:40,819
Classic Blaze.
488
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:44,200
We're told we only have
one life to live,
489
00:27:44,202 --> 00:27:46,412
but that's not really true.
490
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,884
And that's why Corey Wolfhart's
Home for Wayward Nerds
491
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:54,639
is the philanthropic endeavor
I'm most excited about for Q3.
492
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,354
We grow, change, evolve,
493
00:27:58,355 --> 00:28:02,355
sometimes in ways
that surprise even ourselves.
494
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:12,088
How bad is it?
495
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:14,891
People in the street are
calling him the Squiggler.
496
00:28:14,892 --> 00:28:19,605
However, I don't know why.
497
00:28:19,606 --> 00:28:21,985
I'm coming for you, Squiggler.
498
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:33,335
We can create newer,
better versions of who we are,
499
00:28:33,341 --> 00:28:36,931
open to all of life's
wonders and possibilities...
500
00:28:56,221 --> 00:28:59,851
Finding strength we didn't know we had,
501
00:28:59,853 --> 00:29:04,946
peace where before there was chaos.
502
00:29:04,947 --> 00:29:06,317
You just have to be willing
503
00:29:06,324 --> 00:29:10,833
to get out of your room
when the chance arrives,
504
00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,962
and maybe let go of some things
505
00:29:12,963 --> 00:29:14,263
you didn't think you could live without.
506
00:29:14,264 --> 00:29:17,177
- Are we pushing him too high?
- Not high enough.
507
00:29:17,179 --> 00:29:18,219
Well, with that kind of mixed messaging,
508
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:19,733
how do we not fuck this kid up?
509
00:29:22,022 --> 00:29:23,232
Hey, there's that weirdo again.
510
00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:25,946
Oh.
511
00:29:25,947 --> 00:29:28,657
What's your problem, man?
512
00:29:28,661 --> 00:29:29,911
Hey, beat it, you perv.
513
00:29:29,913 --> 00:29:33,423
Yeah, keep walking.
514
00:29:35,925 --> 00:29:37,755
We'll always be here for you, Joshie.
515
00:29:37,762 --> 00:29:40,684
Always.
516
00:29:40,685 --> 00:29:42,185
- That's right.
- Yeah!
517
00:29:42,187 --> 00:29:43,897
Figuring out just who
you are can take time...
518
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,910
Someone went a little
nuts with the Sunny D.
519
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:50,954
For some a lot more than others,
520
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:55,205
but we all get there sooner or later.
521
00:30:07,578 --> 00:30:12,567
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