1 00:00:21,337 --> 00:00:22,917 What in the hell do you think you're doing? 2 00:00:23,008 --> 00:00:24,124 I was just getting some coffee. 3 00:00:24,219 --> 00:00:26,714 - You came behind my counter. - I saw Lorelai do it the other day. 4 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:28,140 Lorelai is my fiancée. 5 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,560 So, only people you're sleeping with 6 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,942 - are allowed to go behind the counter? - Yes. 7 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,491 Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke. 8 00:00:34,579 --> 00:00:36,290 I mean, I know what you do for a living, 9 00:00:36,376 --> 00:00:38,419 and I know you're a Scorpio and you smell okay, 10 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,918 but we've never really connected on a deeper level... 11 00:00:41,013 --> 00:00:45,231 - Get out from behind my counter, Kirk! - Well, now it's a definite no. 12 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:49,318 Oh, my God! Look who's back! 13 00:00:49,409 --> 00:00:51,619 Why, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls! 14 00:00:51,707 --> 00:00:54,249 - My! How we have missed them. - I hear they're different now. 15 00:00:54,339 --> 00:00:55,586 - A little sad. - A little broke. 16 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,006 Don't you two believe in jet lag? 17 00:00:57,096 --> 00:00:59,638 No way! We're still flying on the Atlantic City buzz. 18 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:01,938 Hey, handsome. Were you bad while I was gone? 19 00:01:02,025 --> 00:01:04,271 I was. I went to bed every night at 10:15. 20 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,945 Grandpa, what am I gonna do with you? 21 00:01:06,036 --> 00:01:07,865 - Hey, Luke. - Hey, Rory. 22 00:01:07,957 --> 00:01:10,452 We, on the other hand, have not been to bed at all since we left. 23 00:01:10,547 --> 00:01:12,757 - We did fall over once, though. - Did you have a good trip? 24 00:01:12,845 --> 00:01:16,801 I believe it was the best belated 21st birthday party on record. 25 00:01:17,858 --> 00:01:19,485 - What's different? - No Kahlúa. 26 00:01:19,571 --> 00:01:20,687 Oh, right! 27 00:01:20,991 --> 00:01:23,997 Which reminds me, sorry about all the drunken late-night phone calls. 28 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:26,244 What drunken late-night phone calls? 29 00:01:27,215 --> 00:01:30,424 So, do you wanna hear about all the things we can tell you about our trip? 30 00:01:30,515 --> 00:01:31,680 I'm not sure. 31 00:01:31,769 --> 00:01:33,681 Okay. Well, first of all, video poker is my calling. 32 00:01:33,774 --> 00:01:36,019 I think that I'm totally gonna dedicate my life to it. 33 00:01:36,113 --> 00:01:39,202 Especially the third machine in the second row of machines 34 00:01:39,288 --> 00:01:41,962 as you hit the entrance of Trump Taj Mahal. 35 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:43,542 I'm more of a roulette girl, myself. 36 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:45,260 And we did the whole thing up right, you know? 37 00:01:45,345 --> 00:01:46,973 We did the martinis at the blackjack table. 38 00:01:47,058 --> 00:01:49,814 I would pretend that I was turning 21 while we were playing 21. 39 00:01:49,899 --> 00:01:53,024 And we actually won and bought our 21 items. 40 00:01:53,115 --> 00:01:56,240 Shot glasses, glow-in-the-dark coasters, salt and peppershakers, pasties. 41 00:01:56,332 --> 00:01:57,710 - Oh, and look. - What's that? 42 00:01:57,794 --> 00:01:58,959 Twenty-one guys' phone numbers. 43 00:01:59,047 --> 00:02:01,090 I must say, I'm pretty proud of how quickly we got them 44 00:02:01,178 --> 00:02:02,758 and also of the fact that no one questioned us 45 00:02:02,849 --> 00:02:04,928 when we said our names were Wendy and Lisa. 46 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:07,647 So tell me, how was Paul Anka, the person not the dog? 47 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:08,769 We didn't get to see him. 48 00:02:08,864 --> 00:02:10,944 - Why not? It's all you talked about. - The billboard was old 49 00:02:11,037 --> 00:02:12,783 and his show had actually closed a week before we got there. 50 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:13,956 So who'd you end up seeing? 51 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:16,800 Well, it came down to Journey without their original lead singer, 52 00:02:16,885 --> 00:02:18,797 INXS without their original lead singer, 53 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,970 Queen without their original lead singer, 54 00:02:21,063 --> 00:02:22,607 The Supremes without Diana, 55 00:02:22,692 --> 00:02:25,697 and weirdly, the James Brown band without James Brown. 56 00:02:25,783 --> 00:02:27,993 But we wound up seeing Tony Danza, who was sublime. 57 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,661 Oh, the tap dancing! 58 00:02:29,752 --> 00:02:33,292 Why Taxi never utilized his musical comedy skills is astonishing. 59 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:36,725 - Sounds great. - We snagged you a Paul Anka T-shirt. 60 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:37,928 Had some left over. 61 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:40,733 - Wear it tonight. - Okay. 62 00:02:40,822 --> 00:02:42,069 I'm making you burgers. 63 00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:43,739 Wait, wait. You haven't seen the best part yet. 64 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,372 - What? - We were walking. 65 00:02:46,461 --> 00:02:49,420 Well, sort of walking, sort of drunk girls-in-high-heels stumbling. 66 00:02:49,511 --> 00:02:50,888 Down the street and we see this guy. 67 00:02:50,973 --> 00:02:52,969 And Luke, my hand to God, it's you. 68 00:02:53,062 --> 00:02:55,058 It's totally you. Luke 2.0. 69 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:57,526 We came face-to-face with your doppelgänger, my friend. 70 00:02:57,615 --> 00:02:59,195 - So we followed him. - Yeah, 'cause we had to. 71 00:02:59,286 --> 00:03:01,032 And he went into this nightclub, so we followed him. 72 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:03,536 'Cause we're now stalkers and obsessed with getting his picture. 73 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:06,886 So, we follow him through this, kind of, grungy place and he goes backstage. 74 00:03:06,973 --> 00:03:09,052 - He's in the biz. - Yeah, so we sneak behind the curtain 75 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:11,224 and we track him down, and we told him all about you, 76 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,443 and then I showed him your picture and he totally freaked out. 77 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:15,076 Wait. I got it. 78 00:03:15,411 --> 00:03:17,740 Luke, I want you to meet Dereck McKinney. 79 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:21,208 - Your twin, separated at birth. - This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton. 80 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,594 You should hear him do Jolene. Amazing. 81 00:03:23,682 --> 00:03:25,762 You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton? 82 00:03:25,855 --> 00:03:28,730 Well, I mean a little less with the makeup, but check out the chins. 83 00:03:28,821 --> 00:03:30,863 I'm gonna get you burgers. 84 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:35,166 - He missed us. - Definitely. 85 00:04:30,814 --> 00:04:32,525 Mom! I gotta go! 86 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:34,695 Hold on. Wait, I'm coming! 87 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,780 Here's sustenance for the road. 88 00:04:36,871 --> 00:04:39,793 For the very long, 30-minute ride back to school? 89 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,839 Thank God. I don't think I would've made it. 90 00:04:41,926 --> 00:04:44,088 - Do you have everything? - I think so. 91 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:45,340 Oh, no! 92 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:47,347 What? What are you doing? Why do you hate the boxes? 93 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,769 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 94 00:04:50,406 --> 00:04:53,115 I accidentally forgot to turn in my community service vest! 95 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:56,960 - So? - So, this vest belongs to the state. 96 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:58,878 I have now stolen state property! 97 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:00,383 They're gonna give me community service 98 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,054 for stealing my community service vest! 99 00:05:02,145 --> 00:05:05,484 Okay, freaky link, hand me the vest. I will personally deliver it to the state. 100 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,233 Okay? What's next on your agenda? 101 00:05:07,325 --> 00:05:09,404 I'm just gonna head straight over to Paris's apartment. 102 00:05:09,497 --> 00:05:12,206 I can't believe you're gonna live with Paris again. Again. 103 00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:14,375 Hey, she's got an empty room and the price is right. 104 00:05:14,468 --> 00:05:16,095 And all the housing on campus is taken. 105 00:05:16,181 --> 00:05:17,594 So it's either that or a cardboard box. 106 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,146 Okay, but how big a cardboard box? 107 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:21,392 After I dump my stuff at Paris's, I have to hit campus. 108 00:05:21,486 --> 00:05:22,817 I still have some class begging to do. 109 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:24,284 I have to add two courses to my schedule 110 00:05:24,369 --> 00:05:26,365 if I'm gonna make up all the work I've missed this year. 111 00:05:26,457 --> 00:05:28,085 You don't have to make up everything right away. 112 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:31,045 I do if I want to graduate at the same time I would've before the detour. 113 00:05:31,136 --> 00:05:32,467 Anyway, I have tons of books to buy. 114 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:33,673 I have a meeting with the dean. 115 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:37,189 Oh, and of course, I have a meeting with the school psychologist. 116 00:05:37,277 --> 00:05:39,320 Back up! I'm sorry. You are meeting with who? 117 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:41,154 - I told you about this. - No, you did not. 118 00:05:41,246 --> 00:05:43,955 Every student who unexpectedly takes time off and wants to come back, 119 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:46,254 has to have a one-time meeting with the school psychologist. 120 00:05:46,342 --> 00:05:47,969 - You did not tell me this. - I did, too. 121 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:49,849 No, you did not. Because I would have remembered 122 00:05:49,935 --> 00:05:51,645 if you told me you had to have your head shrunk. 123 00:05:51,731 --> 00:05:52,847 It's just a formality. 124 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:55,188 They just wanna make sure I'm stable and that everything's cool. 125 00:05:55,282 --> 00:05:56,944 I can't believe you're going to a therapist. 126 00:05:57,036 --> 00:05:58,699 You know, they're totally gonna ask you about me. 127 00:05:58,791 --> 00:05:59,872 What? 128 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:01,161 They always wanna ask about your mother. 129 00:06:01,256 --> 00:06:02,717 It's okay, say whatever you want, 130 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:05,427 but make sure you start with, "My mother's very hot..." 131 00:06:05,517 --> 00:06:07,928 Yes, that won't seem at all disturbing to the doctor. 132 00:06:08,023 --> 00:06:09,686 - I have to get going. - I don't want you to go. 133 00:06:09,778 --> 00:06:11,239 - Mom! - No, you just got here. 134 00:06:11,323 --> 00:06:13,319 But you're gonna come see me in three days. 135 00:06:13,412 --> 00:06:16,501 I know, but with our stupid fight, I got cheated this year. 136 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:18,167 I know. Me, too. 137 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:19,416 Come here. 138 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:20,627 Okay. 139 00:06:21,474 --> 00:06:23,221 All right. That's enough affection for you. 140 00:06:23,312 --> 00:06:26,354 - Paul Anka, come say goodbye. - I haven't seen him all morning. 141 00:06:26,446 --> 00:06:27,859 Paul Anka! 142 00:06:27,949 --> 00:06:30,409 Well, I guess he doesn't like you better than me. 143 00:06:30,498 --> 00:06:32,957 - Fickle pooch, that one. - Well, he knows who pours the kibble. 144 00:06:33,046 --> 00:06:35,208 Well, say goodbye to him for me and I'll call you tonight. 145 00:06:35,302 --> 00:06:37,428 - Okay. Bye. Hey! - What? 146 00:06:37,641 --> 00:06:39,518 He does like me better! 147 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:41,481 Oh, you put bacon in your laundry! 148 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,897 Paul Anka likes me better. Paul Anka likes me better. 149 00:06:43,991 --> 00:06:46,996 First, Tony Danza tosses you the corsage, and now this. 150 00:06:47,082 --> 00:06:48,495 Get out of here, you... Yeah. 151 00:06:48,753 --> 00:06:50,499 That's right. Avoid my glance there, buddy. 152 00:06:50,591 --> 00:06:54,013 It's the sugar on the toe thing. A dog never forgets his first sugar toe. 153 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,894 I thought you had, like, a million things to do today. 154 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:59,854 - Suddenly not so sad to see me go, huh? - What? No. Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye. 155 00:06:59,949 --> 00:07:01,362 Bye, Paul Anka. 156 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:04,078 If you squint really hard, she kind of looks like me. 157 00:07:04,168 --> 00:07:05,712 Take off, lady. 158 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,814 Judas! Get back here right now! 159 00:07:16,993 --> 00:07:19,238 So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding? 160 00:07:19,332 --> 00:07:20,995 Well, it should be legal. 161 00:07:21,087 --> 00:07:24,377 - Good. Okay and after that? - After that I'm out. 162 00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:26,181 How about a hometown wedding? 163 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:28,940 Town square. Ceremony in the gazebo. 164 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:31,353 - Gaze-blah. - Okay. Boring. 165 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:33,442 - I got it. How about a church wedding? - Maybe. 166 00:07:33,535 --> 00:07:35,198 Oh, beach wedding, huh? 167 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:37,369 - No shoes. Luke can wear shorts. - No. 168 00:07:37,462 --> 00:07:39,874 But I wanna be with you when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke. 169 00:07:39,969 --> 00:07:42,214 Okay, no consensus on the locale. 170 00:07:42,308 --> 00:07:44,387 - Let's move on to the dress. - Okay. 171 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,607 - Any thoughts? - There should be one. 172 00:07:46,694 --> 00:07:48,737 Okay. Doing great here. 173 00:07:49,242 --> 00:07:51,916 - Are you gonna eat that cake? - Why, you want it? 174 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,255 Well, it's just sitting there and it doesn't look like you're gonna eat it. 175 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,004 Oh, my God. You want our table, don't you? 176 00:07:57,096 --> 00:07:59,139 - Yeah, we're swamped. - Luke, I'm your fiancée. 177 00:07:59,227 --> 00:08:00,889 That doesn't buy me a little extra table-time? 178 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,394 You've been sitting there for two hours. 179 00:08:02,485 --> 00:08:04,730 - We're planning our wedding. - Well, plan it at the counter. 180 00:08:04,824 --> 00:08:06,785 You want a counter-planned wedding? Seriously? 181 00:08:06,871 --> 00:08:09,961 - Coming right up! Forget I said anything. - Yeah. 182 00:08:10,046 --> 00:08:13,254 - Hey, that's a pretty dress. - Maybe. It's very white. 183 00:08:13,346 --> 00:08:15,426 - You don't wanna wear white? - Maybe. I'm not sure. 184 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:18,608 Of course you're gonna wear white. Brides wear white. That's the rule. 185 00:08:18,693 --> 00:08:20,820 - Says who? - You have to wear white. 186 00:08:20,908 --> 00:08:22,702 My mother wore white, her mother wore white. 187 00:08:22,787 --> 00:08:24,997 Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! 188 00:08:25,085 --> 00:08:27,164 - Do you know who I am? - Of course I know who you are. 189 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,003 - Who am I, Luke? - You're Sookie. 190 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:31,175 No, Luke. I'm not Sookie. 191 00:08:31,268 --> 00:08:33,062 I'm Sookie, B.F.O.T.B. 192 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,357 - What? - Best friend of the bride. 193 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:38,201 It is my responsibility to help plan this event, 194 00:08:38,286 --> 00:08:42,456 to talk through all the details, to taste the cake and pick the invitations, 195 00:08:42,547 --> 00:08:45,422 and to keep you, the fiancé of the bride, 196 00:08:45,513 --> 00:08:49,053 from having to pretend to be interested in things that he has no interest in. 197 00:08:49,147 --> 00:08:50,608 - I have an... - No, you don't! 198 00:08:50,693 --> 00:08:52,487 - I have an interest. - B.F.O.T.B! 199 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,699 - But I'm not... - Luke, your turkey melt is up. 200 00:08:54,787 --> 00:08:57,079 - Oh, Luke, your turkey melt's up. - Fine. 201 00:08:57,168 --> 00:08:59,378 - Refills? - Yes. See? I can make decisions. 202 00:08:59,465 --> 00:09:01,461 - What's all this? - We are planning a wedding. 203 00:09:01,554 --> 00:09:04,310 Oh, super. Well, at least there'll be cake. 204 00:09:04,395 --> 00:09:08,185 Wow. It's nice that my outlook on life is sunnier than a 21-year-old's. 205 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,321 Okay, let's start with something simple. A date for the wedding. 206 00:09:11,413 --> 00:09:12,613 Okay. That does sound simple. 207 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:14,454 Now, some people have mentioned some conflicts 208 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:16,292 and I think we should take those into consideration. 209 00:09:16,384 --> 00:09:18,629 - Okay. - Miss Patty is going to be in Baja 210 00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:19,923 the first two weeks in April. 211 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,311 And Babette said the last two weeks in April are bad 212 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:24,894 - because her cat's expecting kittens. - That little tramp. 213 00:09:24,989 --> 00:09:27,615 Michel is bad every Saturday from now until February 214 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:29,831 because he signed up for his bootie boot camp again. 215 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,119 Kirk has no conflicts, 216 00:09:31,214 --> 00:09:35,967 but Lulu is going to Florida sometime between May 15 and June 1. 217 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,102 - Yeah, who's Lulu? - Kirk's girlfriend. 218 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,936 Yeah, we're not moving wedding plans around 219 00:09:40,028 --> 00:09:41,823 for people whose last names I don't even know! 220 00:09:41,908 --> 00:09:43,025 - Luke! - What? 221 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,914 - Who am I? - Oh, jeez. 222 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,758 Apartment 5 is Mrs. Holiday. She steals mail. 223 00:09:48,843 --> 00:09:52,348 Apartment 6 is the chili cheese boys. Take the description at face value. 224 00:09:52,435 --> 00:09:53,980 I don't know who's in Apartment 7 225 00:09:54,065 --> 00:09:56,738 because meeting 5 and 6 was, enough It Takes A Village for me. 226 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:59,031 - Here we are. Apartment 8. - Eight is great. 227 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:02,410 Okay. Now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first, 228 00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:04,839 the bottom bolt second, 229 00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:09,225 the top lock third, 230 00:10:09,396 --> 00:10:11,522 the bottom lock fourth, 231 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,439 you gotta kick the door twice, and that's it. 232 00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:15,911 Wow. You really have to earn it, huh? 233 00:10:15,996 --> 00:10:18,288 It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary. 234 00:10:18,377 --> 00:10:20,539 This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it. 235 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,712 Those guys downstairs, they just look deadly. 236 00:10:22,805 --> 00:10:25,098 Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them. 237 00:10:25,186 --> 00:10:28,775 When you have guests over, just tell them they're a doo-wop group. 238 00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:33,948 We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home. 239 00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:35,124 We actually added the chains 240 00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:37,089 after there were a couple of break-ins on the street. 241 00:10:37,176 --> 00:10:38,458 But we've never had any trouble. 242 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:42,309 We've actually got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up here. 243 00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:44,358 When we leave, we always keep the radio on, 244 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,820 Rush Limbaugh, of course, so they know we have guns in the house. 245 00:10:46,909 --> 00:10:49,404 The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches, 246 00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:51,162 and there's a motion detector in the hallway, 247 00:10:51,254 --> 00:10:53,000 so don't freak out when it goes on at night. 248 00:10:53,092 --> 00:10:55,717 Now, over here is our trusty dog, Bloodhound. 249 00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:59,857 Excellent for magazine pushers and pamphlet bearers of all types. 250 00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,737 - You've got it all covered. - Pretty much. 251 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:03,284 That's our room, that's your room. 252 00:11:03,368 --> 00:11:05,661 They're both the same size but we have an extra window 253 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,291 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him, 254 00:11:08,381 --> 00:11:10,341 so he needs to sleep near glass. 255 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:14,183 - Oh, my God. Were those gunshots? - No. That was just a car backfiring. 256 00:11:14,271 --> 00:11:16,018 The real gunfire actually sounds fake. 257 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,152 You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear." 258 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,404 Something to look forward to. 259 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:22,119 Now, Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours. 260 00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:24,085 I, as you know, haven't slept through the night 261 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:26,334 since the first time I saw The Wizard of Oz. Thank you, Mom. 262 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,424 So I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night, 263 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:30,596 but the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing. 264 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,815 Oh, now the hot water in the bathroom... 265 00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:40,958 You let your guard down, Geller, and I did it! I got the best of you! 266 00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:42,759 - I was giving a tour! - Admit your defeat! 267 00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:44,722 - Never! Rematch! - Challenge accepted! 268 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:47,018 - Helmets on! - What are you doing? What's going on? 269 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,484 When we moved into the neighborhood, 270 00:11:48,568 --> 00:11:51,028 we thought it would be good to take some self-defense classes. 271 00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:55,073 Krav Maga. The official self-defense, hand-to-hand combat style of Israel. 272 00:11:55,169 --> 00:11:58,673 Krav Maga is not about being a tough guy, or fighting in a ring. 273 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,971 It's about going home alive, no matter what. 274 00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:03,898 - And it's a rush! - Pads on! 275 00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:07,030 Attack on three! One, two... 276 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,368 Okay, I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff. So, I'm just gonna... 277 00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:17,349 - Steinbeck! Steinbeck! - That's not your safety word! 278 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:21,524 I know. It's Saroyan! 279 00:12:21,612 --> 00:12:22,989 You've been practicing behind my back! 280 00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:24,404 I love you! 281 00:12:25,372 --> 00:12:29,458 3418, 3418. Did we pass 3418? 282 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,046 Boy, this is a weak coffee. 283 00:12:31,136 --> 00:12:33,892 Maybe I wrote it down wrong. Across the street from a butcher. 284 00:12:33,977 --> 00:12:36,222 Or a barber. Or a Barbra. 285 00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:39,156 Across the street from a Barbra. Oh, I wonder if it's a famous Barbra. 286 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:42,163 - Like Streisand or Mandrell. - Okay. I give. 287 00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:43,828 I think we passed it. 288 00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:46,497 This was supposed to be the best place to find wedding invitations 289 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,589 - and now we've passed it! - And since we've passed it, 290 00:12:48,682 --> 00:12:50,428 it's just vanished from the face of the earth, 291 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,359 never to be seen again. Here, let me see the paper. 292 00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:56,404 - Oh, yeah, we passed it. - Of course we have. 293 00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:59,250 - And we're on the wrong side of the street. - Of course we are. 294 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:02,625 - Oh, look, look. - What? Oh, jeez. 295 00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:03,799 Let's go in! 296 00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:05,634 - Why? - To look at dresses! 297 00:13:05,726 --> 00:13:07,805 Sookie, I don't even know what kind of dress I want. 298 00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:09,394 - I may even make my own dress. - So what? 299 00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:12,407 - We can just go in and look around. - They're going to look at us funny. 300 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:15,285 What are you talking about? You have the golden ticket. 301 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:16,456 I do, don't I? 302 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,672 You've got the golden ticket on your hand 303 00:13:18,759 --> 00:13:20,969 All right. You're gonna stop singing when we go inside, right? 304 00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:22,518 Otherwise they really will look at us funny. 305 00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:26,026 Wow! This is a lot of white. 306 00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:28,736 Try this on. I dare you! 307 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:32,118 I think this is the one Divine turned down for being too over the top. 308 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,005 - Are we allowed to touch these? - I don't know. 309 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,468 - Do you see anyone here? - No. 310 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,669 Maybe they're in back. 311 00:13:36,764 --> 00:13:39,770 Maybe they've been taken hostage by the tulle. 312 00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:42,736 Where you going? 313 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,242 - What are you doing? - Look. 314 00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:48,250 - Pretty. - Not pretty. It's perfect. 315 00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:51,591 - It's the perfect dress. - Really? You think? 316 00:13:51,677 --> 00:13:54,434 I don't believe it. I just turned around and there it is. 317 00:13:54,518 --> 00:13:55,765 The perfect dress. 318 00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,102 It's your size. 319 00:13:57,192 --> 00:13:59,769 The perfect dress is my size. That is weird. 320 00:13:59,865 --> 00:14:01,065 Does anyone work here? 321 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,955 Hello? Does anyone work here? 322 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,453 - Oh, my God! - What? 323 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,791 It's on sale! 324 00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:09,255 It's the perfect dress. That's it. I'm trying it on. 325 00:14:11,687 --> 00:14:13,065 Oh, my God. 326 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:16,191 Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not looking for anything serious. 327 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:24,594 Look. Woman come in here, tell me this is full set of 1950s milk glass. 328 00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:27,174 Does she think my mother dropped me on my head when I'm a baby? 329 00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:29,562 I know Nigella Lawson when I see it. 330 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,195 I'm going upstairs. 331 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:34,286 Wait. Talk. How was work? 332 00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:36,291 I handed people food for six and a half hours. 333 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,707 It's every little girl's dream. 334 00:14:37,796 --> 00:14:39,543 I'm making kimchee dumplings tonight. 335 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,131 I smell like burgers and fries, 336 00:14:41,222 --> 00:14:42,885 - so I'll have to shower. - Okay. 337 00:14:42,976 --> 00:14:45,686 Which means I won't be ready for dinner for at least 45 minutes. 338 00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:48,484 Fine. I need to make the dumplings. Dumpling don't make themselves. 339 00:14:48,574 --> 00:14:50,570 And you might wanna put on your Korean television show 340 00:14:50,663 --> 00:14:51,779 because I'm gonna listen to music 341 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,870 and it's going to be music that you don't approve of, 342 00:14:53,963 --> 00:14:57,468 but I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to the music that I like when I like, 343 00:14:57,556 --> 00:15:00,181 and that's just the way it's gonna be. 344 00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:07,282 - Professor Geline! Professor Geline! - Sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry. 345 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,249 That's okay. Don't slow down. I'll catch up. 346 00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:11,213 - Hi. Rory Gilmore. - Nice to meet you, Rory. 347 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,175 And you. Really. I'm actually hoping to get a spot in your class. 348 00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:15,727 It was full by the time I got my name in. 349 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:18,485 Not that my delay in registering should be taken as lack of enthusiasm. 350 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:19,601 Apparently not. 351 00:15:19,696 --> 00:15:22,571 So anyhow, I'm really hoping to score a spot in your class. 352 00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:24,789 - Well, add/drop begins tomorrow. - I'm aware of that. 353 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:28,001 I just thought I would start putting in a good word for myself right now. 354 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,718 So here's the good word. I'm dying to be in your class. 355 00:15:30,808 --> 00:15:33,350 I even bought your book, see? The one you wrote for the class. 356 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,982 And I bought it new, not used, so you get full royalty payment on it. 357 00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:37,984 - Well, thank you. - I wanna be in your class. 358 00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:40,952 I can't make you any promises, but I appreciate your enthusiasm. 359 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:44,049 And by the way, I get full royalties whether you buy the book new or used. 360 00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:45,547 See how much I've learned already? 361 00:15:45,638 --> 00:15:48,430 - Goodbye, Rory. - I will see you tomorrow. 362 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,994 I knew you'd have to hit the coffee cart eventually. 363 00:16:11,162 --> 00:16:12,243 Well, we're done. 364 00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:14,292 - We're done with what? - With the wedding preparations. 365 00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:16,090 - We're all done. - What? 366 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,337 I just dropped off a deposit check to the caterer 367 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:20,843 and I brought you some duck sausage rolls, by the way. 368 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,185 - Duck sausage rolls? - I know. 369 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,235 They sounded weird to me, too, but they're incredible. 370 00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:25,984 I don't understand, how did this happen? 371 00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:29,284 This morning, you didn't know whether you were gonna wear a white dress or not. 372 00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:32,584 I know. But then Sookie and I went to check out these invitations, you know. 373 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:34,755 And right next door, there was this little bridal shop. 374 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:36,809 And we thought, "Oh, we'll just go in, look around." 375 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:39,521 You know, no big deal, just girl fun, right? 376 00:16:39,611 --> 00:16:42,284 And I went in, and I turned around, and there it was. 377 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,198 - The perfect dress. - The... 378 00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:48,210 The bodice is this blush-colored silk tulle, and has all these little crystal beads on it, 379 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:52,553 and the skirt is a blush silk tulle with a blush silk satin lining, 380 00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,224 and the back goes into a train and... 381 00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:57,237 Oh, it has a cream satin sash, 382 00:16:57,323 --> 00:17:00,282 so you get a little white in there, which I know is very important to you. 383 00:17:00,373 --> 00:17:04,079 And I tried it on and it fit me perfectly, and it was on sale and so I bought it. 384 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:07,465 And from the minute I bought the dress, everything else fell into place. 385 00:17:07,558 --> 00:17:08,674 What does that mean? 386 00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:11,062 Well, the dress is strapless, so, hello, summer wedding. 387 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,396 And summer means daisies, so flower choice, done. 388 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,320 And we went into this stationery store, 389 00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:17,573 and there was the perfect daisy invitations, 390 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,627 which I know sounds a little girlie. 391 00:17:19,714 --> 00:17:22,043 But seriously, there are no macho wedding invitations 392 00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:23,598 so please just give me this one, okay? 393 00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:24,764 - Okay. - Okay. 394 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:27,098 So, I bought the invitations. The place is running a special! 395 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:29,022 They print the invites and mail them for you 396 00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:31,655 and handle the R.S.V.P. list. So that's done. 397 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,751 Then we go to get some coffee, and in the window of the coffee shop, 398 00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:38,045 there is a picture of a beautiful rose-covered church. 399 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:40,714 And I thought, "Gee, that's pretty. I wonder where that is." 400 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,604 - And do you know where it is? - No. 401 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,436 Right around the corner from the coffee shop. 402 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:47,284 - So we went in and talked to Pastor Todd. - Pastor Todd? 403 00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:48,533 And the church is perfect. 404 00:17:48,622 --> 00:17:50,333 And out back, there's a separate function hall 405 00:17:50,418 --> 00:17:53,294 with these floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open out, 406 00:17:53,384 --> 00:17:56,093 and behind the hall is this old carousel. 407 00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,060 - A carousel. - From 1850. 408 00:17:58,147 --> 00:18:00,392 And it should be fully restored and working by June 3, 409 00:18:00,486 --> 00:18:02,648 which, by the way, is the date of our wedding. 410 00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:04,238 - June 3. - Yes. 411 00:18:04,329 --> 00:18:05,992 Which is also, miraculously, a date 412 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,413 that absolutely no one in Stars Hollow has a conflict with, 413 00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,169 and the Pastor was running a special. 414 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:11,461 - A special? - Yeah. 415 00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:14,431 I rented the church and he gave me the hall for half-price 416 00:18:14,522 --> 00:18:16,898 and he threw in the use of the carousel for nothing. 417 00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:18,733 And his sister runs a catering company 418 00:18:18,825 --> 00:18:21,700 and Sookie blessed it and so basically, that's it. We're done. 419 00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:24,083 It was so weird how this happened, you know. 420 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,084 It's like the dress was a sign or something. 421 00:18:26,177 --> 00:18:28,304 - There are no signs. - Oh, my God! 422 00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:30,387 - What? - Oh, my God. It started snowing. 423 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,439 It started snowing right as I started talking about signs. 424 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,276 That, my friend, is a sign. 425 00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:37,613 That is not a sign. That is weather. 426 00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:40,832 No. This is more than weather. This is fate. 427 00:18:40,924 --> 00:18:42,884 - June 3, huh? - June 3. 428 00:18:42,971 --> 00:18:44,432 - That's soon. - I know. 429 00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:47,438 - That's less than five months away. - I know. 430 00:18:48,485 --> 00:18:51,657 Okay. I better get this back home before the snow gets any worse. 431 00:18:51,743 --> 00:18:54,452 Oh, and I picked out your tuxedo. 432 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:56,169 You can stop by the place anytime you want, 433 00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:59,510 and they were running a special, so the alterations are free. 434 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:13,122 City beat, Martha Billings. Editorials, Peter Brooke. 435 00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:16,886 Sports, Russ Tamblin. Religion beat, Heather Torrence. 436 00:19:17,309 --> 00:19:20,684 Religion beat. My former beat. Good luck, Heather. 437 00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:25,077 And Features, Arlen Sather, Nick Scott, and the returning Rory Gilmore. 438 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:28,085 Also joining our ranks this year, our former editor, Doyle McMaster, 439 00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:30,927 and his new column, "The World According to Doyle." 440 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:33,471 It's going to be a great term, people. An important term. 441 00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:36,898 A term to change the history of the Yale Daily News. 442 00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:39,195 The work will be hard. It has to be hard. 443 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:42,324 Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. 444 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,577 Please remember that I am your editor. 445 00:19:44,671 --> 00:19:46,798 I am not your mother or your hugger. 446 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,430 If you need some love, get a hooker. 447 00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:51,140 If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. 448 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:54,105 My door is not open to you. Ever. 449 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,152 You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. 450 00:19:57,246 --> 00:19:59,538 Welcome to the Yale Daily News. 451 00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:03,093 Thanks for the features beat, Paris. 452 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:04,460 You deserve it. You're a good writer. 453 00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:06,433 Thank you. And I know you're gonna be a great editor. 454 00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:07,636 - I plan on it. - Yeah. 455 00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:10,023 But, you know, you might wanna ease up just a tad. 456 00:20:10,112 --> 00:20:11,193 What do you mean? 457 00:20:11,282 --> 00:20:13,112 You know, the five minutes for the cookies, 458 00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:15,116 the "No talking" signs posted everywhere, 459 00:20:15,209 --> 00:20:18,499 the "no decorating your desk" rule, the new demerit system, 460 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,089 the locks on the bathroom doors. 461 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:24,683 It's just all a little harsh and restrictive. This is a newsroom. 462 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:26,818 People should be able to talk, yell, joke around... 463 00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,283 - I don't agree. - ...go to the bathroom. 464 00:20:28,368 --> 00:20:31,373 Journalism is an art form and the best art is created under repression. 465 00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:32,659 Like Stalin's gulag. 466 00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:34,334 You think Solzhenitsyn could have written 467 00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:37,134 One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich on a yoga retreat? 468 00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:39,266 - Paris, I don't really think... - Oh, great. 469 00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:41,980 I got a call saying your boyfriend was coming back. 470 00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:44,565 He's not my boyfriend anymore, Paris. We broke up. 471 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,322 Hey, keep your personal stuff at home, okay? 472 00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:48,041 I can't be seen caring about this. 473 00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:51,418 My door is not open! Huntzberger! My office, now! 474 00:20:57,401 --> 00:21:00,359 Sit down, Logan. Let's have a little talk about your future. 475 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:02,030 Sure, Paris. 476 00:21:02,623 --> 00:21:05,248 Now, I know you think your sugar daddy runs the world 477 00:21:05,338 --> 00:21:06,715 and that includes this paper, 478 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,640 and possibly in the past that was true, but not anymore. 479 00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,007 You don't scare me. 480 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,645 Your daddy doesn't scare me. Your mommy doesn't scare me. 481 00:21:13,735 --> 00:21:16,574 If you have a brother, a sister, or a really angry cat, 482 00:21:16,659 --> 00:21:17,740 they don't scare me, either. 483 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:20,240 Hey! Either spin a plate on your nose while you do that 484 00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:21,748 or cut it out, 'cause I am speaking! 485 00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,121 - Sorry. - Oh, you will be. 486 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:26,057 Now, let's talk about deadlines. Emphasis on "dead." 487 00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:30,686 So, the elevator's getting fixed on Monday, 488 00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:35,079 but I'm thinking I may not even use it 'cause the stairs are excellent exercise. 489 00:21:35,165 --> 00:21:37,077 And I love having a hallway, you know. 490 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,249 I never had a hallway before. 491 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:44,178 And I am really lucky that Paris and Doyle hadn't rented out that other room yet. 492 00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:46,981 I mean, this location is really in demand. 493 00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:48,615 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 494 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,325 I mean, it is literally 10 minutes from campus. 495 00:21:51,415 --> 00:21:54,089 Do you know how hard I'm gonna have to work to be late for class? 496 00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:57,297 Those guys down there, are they your neighbors? 497 00:21:57,389 --> 00:21:59,931 No. They're a doo-wop group. 498 00:22:00,731 --> 00:22:02,976 You have some plutonium back there or something? 499 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:05,565 No, just Paris, you know. She's quirky. 500 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,703 Okay. Welcome to my place. 501 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:10,289 - No! - Mom, give it a chance. 502 00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:13,386 - No! - Look, we have a really big living room. 503 00:22:13,472 --> 00:22:14,588 No! 504 00:22:14,683 --> 00:22:17,808 I know it just looks rundown, but everything works fine. 505 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:18,981 No! 506 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,103 - Mom! - No! 507 00:22:20,198 --> 00:22:23,120 - Okay. Tour's over. Time for lunch. - No. 508 00:22:23,456 --> 00:22:25,452 - Let's go. - No. No. 509 00:22:26,464 --> 00:22:28,626 Saroyan! Saroyan! 510 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,634 - No! No! No! - Okay. Okay. 511 00:22:34,526 --> 00:22:36,237 - It's very nice. - It's one-of-a-kind. 512 00:22:36,323 --> 00:22:37,784 - Will you take $250? - For that chair? 513 00:22:37,868 --> 00:22:38,949 Well, it does have some nicks. 514 00:22:39,038 --> 00:22:41,712 That chair is 200 years old. It's gonna have some nicks. 515 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,920 It sat in James Madison's bedroom. This chair is a piece of history. 516 00:22:45,012 --> 00:22:46,758 We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you. 517 00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:49,606 - Well, I didn't mean to insult you. - You didn't insult me. 518 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:52,364 You insulted the chair. And the United States of America. 519 00:22:52,448 --> 00:22:54,360 - All right, $300's fine. - Forget it. 520 00:22:54,453 --> 00:22:56,033 That's what the price tag says. 521 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:59,082 Price just went up, flag burner. If you want the chair, it's $350. 522 00:22:59,173 --> 00:23:01,549 If you don't, please leave because I have a lot of work to do. 523 00:23:01,638 --> 00:23:02,754 - Well... - Bye. 524 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,049 $350! Here! 525 00:23:04,144 --> 00:23:06,604 - Do you take cash? - Exact change only. 526 00:23:06,693 --> 00:23:09,235 I don't suppose you have a delivery service? 527 00:23:09,324 --> 00:23:12,496 Oh, that's okay. I'll take it with me, right now. 528 00:23:16,426 --> 00:23:18,505 You forgot to kick her in the pants as she walked out. 529 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,715 I made the sale, didn't I? 530 00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:22,102 Yes. But with a little less bite, a customer might come back. 531 00:23:22,191 --> 00:23:24,068 - You always drive a hard bargain. - Yes, I do. 532 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:25,615 - Okay then. - We do have a delivery service. 533 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:27,363 Yeah. Me in a minivan. Not in the mood. 534 00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:29,700 No matter how exciting the prospect of a $2 tip is. 535 00:23:29,794 --> 00:23:30,910 Too bad it's not Christmas. 536 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:34,629 That smiley face of yours would cheer up children for miles around. 537 00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,475 Oh, Zach. Zach! 538 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:41,144 You have a lot of nerve just to walk into my place like this. 539 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,652 What are you talking about? This is, like, a place of business. 540 00:23:43,747 --> 00:23:46,586 - Maybe I wanna buy some antiques. - Oh, right. 541 00:23:46,671 --> 00:23:48,132 You're not wearing your glasses anymore. 542 00:23:48,216 --> 00:23:49,297 What do you want, Zach? 543 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,346 - I think you have a CD of mine. - What CD? 544 00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:53,512 You know, the one with, like, a crazy-looking chick on it? 545 00:23:53,605 --> 00:23:56,279 - I don't have any of your CDs, Zach. - I think you do. 546 00:23:56,362 --> 00:23:58,358 - I can go up to your room and check. - No, Zach. 547 00:23:58,451 --> 00:24:00,197 You can't go up to my room and check. 548 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:01,572 I'll look, and if I find a CD 549 00:24:01,668 --> 00:24:03,711 with a crazy-looking chick on it, I'll mail it to you. 550 00:24:03,798 --> 00:24:07,173 - Seriously, let's go upstairs and look now. - I'm working, Zach. 551 00:24:07,266 --> 00:24:10,355 Yeah, I can tell there's a major rush on ancient crap going on here. 552 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,602 - Bye, Zach. - Five minutes, Lane. 553 00:24:12,696 --> 00:24:14,573 - Out, Zach. - It's my favorite CD. 554 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,121 - Out! - Fine! 555 00:24:18,419 --> 00:24:20,415 Hey! You break it, you buy it! 556 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,421 - Oh, Rory. - Come on, it's not so bad. 557 00:24:23,516 --> 00:24:25,428 - It's Angela's Ashes. - It's basic. 558 00:24:25,521 --> 00:24:27,850 - It's Sanford and Son. - Mom, the neighborhood is safe. 559 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,607 A ton of kids from school live there. 560 00:24:29,698 --> 00:24:31,778 And they have a safety van that goes to and from campus 561 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,367 so I don't have to walk home at night. 562 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,501 - That wasn't a doo-wop group, was it? - No. 563 00:24:35,589 --> 00:24:36,789 Let's call Daddy. 564 00:24:36,884 --> 00:24:38,464 Make him pay for an apartment with one lock. 565 00:24:38,555 --> 00:24:40,847 No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be. 566 00:24:40,936 --> 00:24:42,682 I'm in college. Don't you see? 567 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:44,984 I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment. 568 00:24:45,071 --> 00:24:49,158 I'm supposed to eat Ramen noodles and mac and cheese for months. 569 00:24:49,249 --> 00:24:51,043 I've been living in a pool house 570 00:24:51,129 --> 00:24:54,550 with maids and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night. 571 00:24:54,638 --> 00:24:56,051 You gotta love my mother sometimes. 572 00:24:56,142 --> 00:24:58,184 This is good and right and I'm happy. 573 00:24:58,272 --> 00:25:01,777 And I have roommates who are learning to kill people, so where's the bad? 574 00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:04,075 Now, let's talk about you. How are the wedding plans going? 575 00:25:04,162 --> 00:25:05,195 - Done. - What? 576 00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:06,537 - All done. - What? 577 00:25:06,627 --> 00:25:08,338 The dress, the cake, the place, the invitations. 578 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:09,968 - It's June 3, by the way. - Wow! 579 00:25:10,053 --> 00:25:12,095 Yeah. I also bought your dress and shoes. 580 00:25:12,183 --> 00:25:13,383 How did all this happen? 581 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:17,184 Well, I found this dress, which at the time, seemed like the perfect dress, 582 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,406 and from the dress, all the other details fell into place. 583 00:25:19,494 --> 00:25:20,741 By the end of the day, I was done. 584 00:25:20,830 --> 00:25:22,077 - That's great. - Is it? 585 00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,712 - Isn't it? - I don't know. 586 00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:24,913 Yes. Sure. I thought it was. 587 00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:26,718 I mean, I thought it was a sign or something. 588 00:25:26,804 --> 00:25:29,726 You know, finding the dress and then, oh, when it started to snow, 589 00:25:29,812 --> 00:25:31,439 I was like, "Somebody's telling me something." 590 00:25:31,525 --> 00:25:32,772 So it would seem. 591 00:25:32,861 --> 00:25:35,903 But, then I started thinking. It was all too easy. 592 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,620 And planning a wedding shouldn't be easy. Because marriage isn't easy. 593 00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:40,254 How do you know? You've never been married. 594 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,836 - Exactly! - Exactly what? 595 00:25:41,926 --> 00:25:43,554 I've never been married because it's not easy 596 00:25:43,639 --> 00:25:45,719 and I usually freak out and screw everything up. 597 00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,854 I freaked out and screwed everything up with Max, remember? 598 00:25:47,942 --> 00:25:50,318 - Yeah, but... - But I haven't freaked out about Luke yet. 599 00:25:50,407 --> 00:25:51,868 Why haven't I freaked out about Luke yet? 600 00:25:51,952 --> 00:25:53,033 It's my pattern. It's what I do. 601 00:25:53,122 --> 00:25:54,155 And then I started freaking out 602 00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,532 about the fact that I hadn't freaked out. 603 00:25:55,628 --> 00:25:57,339 Oh, dear! You got caught in a circle of freak-out. 604 00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:00,514 What if this dress is really a bad sign, and not a good sign? 605 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,882 What if the dress is telling me 606 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,724 - that it's so right it's wrong? - Mom... 607 00:26:03,816 --> 00:26:05,693 What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it? 608 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,062 You are driving yourself crazy. 609 00:26:07,158 --> 00:26:09,700 What if all the signs are saying that things shouldn't be this easy? 610 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:11,167 That I shouldn't get the guy I want? 611 00:26:11,252 --> 00:26:12,417 What if it's like that Twilight Zone 612 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:15,380 where the woman on a horse is being chased by another woman on a horse 613 00:26:15,471 --> 00:26:18,928 who turns out is older her, chasing younger her, trying to tell her 614 00:26:19,022 --> 00:26:21,731 that she should not run off with the guy she's going to run off with 615 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:24,066 because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake. 616 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,202 Okay, King George. Take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me. 617 00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:28,790 The dress is a good sign. 618 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:31,506 Everything fell into place because it should. It's all right. 619 00:26:31,596 --> 00:26:33,639 The dress is right. The date is right. Luke is right. 620 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:36,768 And the snow, remember the snow? The snow never lies. 621 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:39,437 - I guess. - Be happy. This is all good. 622 00:26:40,244 --> 00:26:41,526 Thanks. 623 00:26:41,622 --> 00:26:42,953 I'm gonna miss you when you're murdered 624 00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:44,789 and stuffed into a dumpster by the doo-wop group. 625 00:26:44,881 --> 00:26:45,997 So, tell me about my dress. 626 00:26:46,092 --> 00:26:47,886 - Two words. Hoop skirt. - Nice. 627 00:26:47,972 --> 00:26:50,301 - In a lovely shade of tangerine. - Excellent. 628 00:26:50,395 --> 00:26:53,068 And the minute I saw it, I thought, "This would totally be Rory 629 00:26:53,152 --> 00:26:54,732 "if only it had a few more ruffles." 630 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,234 - A fry with your evilness? - Why, thank you. 631 00:27:07,397 --> 00:27:09,274 - Hello, stranger. - Hey. 632 00:27:10,614 --> 00:27:13,323 - Can I come in? - Why not? 633 00:27:16,128 --> 00:27:19,300 - Sorry about barging in on you like that. - Hey, it's fine. 634 00:27:19,386 --> 00:27:23,342 - I'm making tea. You want some tea? - Sure. Tea sounds like tea. 635 00:27:23,438 --> 00:27:26,563 April's not here right now. She's tracking a grub migration. 636 00:27:26,655 --> 00:27:28,900 All inquiries stopped after the word "grub." 637 00:27:28,994 --> 00:27:31,703 That's okay. I came by to see you, actually. 638 00:27:31,793 --> 00:27:33,456 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 639 00:27:33,548 --> 00:27:36,090 You got a lot of stuff here. You sell clothes? 640 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:38,472 Clothes, pillows, candles, fabrics. 641 00:27:38,561 --> 00:27:41,935 It's one of those everything kind of boutiques that used to send you 642 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,570 on a "What do people need with all this crap" kind of rant. 643 00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:45,907 Oh, yeah. 644 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,791 - Well, that's nice. - Thanks. 645 00:27:48,127 --> 00:27:49,707 - Here. - Thanks. 646 00:27:51,385 --> 00:27:53,013 Tastes like tea. 647 00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:55,853 - This is weird. - I know. 648 00:27:55,939 --> 00:27:58,398 - It's been a very long time. - I know. 649 00:27:58,487 --> 00:28:00,697 I actually saw you once about five years ago 650 00:28:00,785 --> 00:28:03,327 - in the parking lot of some lumberyard. - Yeah? 651 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:06,506 Yeah, I waved, but you either didn't see me or didn't wanna see me or... 652 00:28:06,591 --> 00:28:08,587 I didn't see you. I would've waved back. 653 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,185 Unless I was holding stuff and then I would've nodded or something. 654 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,067 Sure. I'm sure. 655 00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:15,988 I thought about you when the Red Sox won. 656 00:28:16,074 --> 00:28:18,070 - Really? - I knew it would be a big day for you. 657 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,363 It was. 658 00:28:23,594 --> 00:28:25,554 How come you didn't tell me, Anna? 659 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,767 - Luke... - It was a phone call. 660 00:28:27,854 --> 00:28:29,565 We should sit down. 661 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,537 I've been in the same place forever. I haven't moved. 662 00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:36,907 You certainly knew how to find me. 663 00:28:37,003 --> 00:28:38,120 Luke, come on. 664 00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:40,424 We'd already broken up by the time I found out. 665 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,555 And I knew how you felt about kids. 666 00:28:42,643 --> 00:28:44,888 - What do you mean, how I felt about kids? - You hate kids. 667 00:28:44,982 --> 00:28:46,063 I don't hate kids. 668 00:28:46,152 --> 00:28:47,696 - What are you talking about? - I don't. 669 00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:50,026 We couldn't go to the movies before 10:00 at night 670 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,997 in case there were kids in the theater. 671 00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:54,329 Well, kids talk during a movie, and they throw crap around. 672 00:28:54,423 --> 00:28:56,253 They run up and down the aisles. They're animals. 673 00:28:56,345 --> 00:28:59,469 We would move tables in a restaurant if they seated us near a family. 674 00:28:59,561 --> 00:29:01,641 Only if there was something crying or spitting up. 675 00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:04,739 You would flip out if you saw a woman breast-feeding in public. 676 00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:06,737 You couldn't stand to watch diaper commercials. 677 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,789 And you had an unnatural hatred of Macaulay Culkin. 678 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,671 Okay, fine! I hated kids! But I'm not that guy anymore! 679 00:29:12,762 --> 00:29:14,556 Thirteen years ago you were that guy. 680 00:29:14,642 --> 00:29:16,934 It doesn't mean I would've been like that with my kid. 681 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:21,526 And even if I would have been like that with my kid, I still had a right to know. 682 00:29:21,618 --> 00:29:22,949 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. 683 00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:24,999 Well, you know, I could have helped. 684 00:29:25,085 --> 00:29:28,424 I could have helped pay for stuff and take care of things. 685 00:29:28,511 --> 00:29:31,185 I didn't need you to pay for stuff or take care of things. 686 00:29:31,268 --> 00:29:32,931 This is my responsibility, too. 687 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:35,779 And now that I know, I have to do something. 688 00:29:35,863 --> 00:29:37,028 What does that mean? 689 00:29:37,117 --> 00:29:40,039 It means I wanna offer you whatever assistance I can. 690 00:29:40,124 --> 00:29:41,407 - I don't... - Monetary, of course. 691 00:29:41,503 --> 00:29:44,675 - And compensation for the past 12 years. - But we really don't need anything. 692 00:29:44,761 --> 00:29:48,266 It was not my idea for April to call you. It was all her thing. 693 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:50,516 She got obsessed with winning that science contest 694 00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:53,105 and she's really a smart, driven kid. 695 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,075 She's already written a short novel, and she's got her own website. 696 00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:59,421 So, she went through my old letters and put the whole thing together, 697 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:02,798 and, frankly, didn't tell me anything about it till way after the fact. 698 00:30:02,891 --> 00:30:05,933 - I did not send her to you. - I know you didn't. 699 00:30:06,024 --> 00:30:08,317 But she came to me and now I know and I wanna help. 700 00:30:08,406 --> 00:30:11,162 I'm not talking about contact here. I know you've got your life here. 701 00:30:11,246 --> 00:30:12,659 I don't wanna mess things up. 702 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,829 I just wanna live up to my end of the bargain. 703 00:30:14,922 --> 00:30:19,141 You don't owe us anything, Luke. We want for nothing and always have. 704 00:30:19,225 --> 00:30:23,181 But if you wanna chip in, then sure, chip in. 705 00:30:23,528 --> 00:30:26,070 Really? Great. That's great. That's... 706 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,823 That's really... Thank you. 707 00:30:29,084 --> 00:30:30,747 - Thank you. - Yeah. 708 00:30:32,008 --> 00:30:35,548 Okay, well, that's all I came to say, so... 709 00:30:36,394 --> 00:30:38,521 So, I guess I'll get going. 710 00:30:40,196 --> 00:30:43,570 - Hey, Luke, it was really great seeing you. - You, too. 711 00:30:43,663 --> 00:30:46,372 - Tell April "hi" for me. - I will do that. 712 00:30:47,172 --> 00:30:48,918 - Hey, Luke? - Yeah? 713 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:51,137 - You happy? - Yeah. 714 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,849 - Me, too. That's pretty cool, isn't it? - Yeah. It is. 715 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:10,686 I brought coffee, but it's cold. 716 00:31:13,991 --> 00:31:15,786 Nice place you got here. I've been discussing 717 00:31:15,871 --> 00:31:17,617 the proper baking soda to actual crack ratio 718 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,504 you can get away with, with your neighbors downstairs. 719 00:31:19,589 --> 00:31:21,549 Two-to-one during the daylight. Three-to-one at night. 720 00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:24,310 I have 10 minutes to change, then I have someplace I have to be. 721 00:31:24,393 --> 00:31:26,056 It's gonna take you 20 to unlock your door. 722 00:31:26,148 --> 00:31:27,229 Bye, Logan. 723 00:31:27,317 --> 00:31:29,230 This place is a dump, Rory. You can't live here. 724 00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:31,865 You don't get to care about where I live anymore, Logan. 725 00:31:31,954 --> 00:31:34,247 You broke up with me. Through your sister. 726 00:31:34,336 --> 00:31:36,248 - I didn't mean for that to happen. - You're a coward! 727 00:31:36,341 --> 00:31:38,918 Mr. Life and Death Brigade can't even break up with his girlfriend. 728 00:31:39,014 --> 00:31:40,345 Honor was bugging me and I just told her 729 00:31:40,435 --> 00:31:42,430 we broke up to shut her up. I needed some time. 730 00:31:42,523 --> 00:31:45,482 - So, you didn't mean it? - No. I did. I just... 731 00:31:46,074 --> 00:31:48,949 - It was too much for me, okay? - It was a fight. 732 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,952 - People fight. - Yeah, well, I don't fight. 733 00:31:51,045 --> 00:31:52,376 I don't wanna be screaming at you at a bar. 734 00:31:52,466 --> 00:31:53,748 I can't take that. It's too much drama. 735 00:31:53,844 --> 00:31:55,389 Well, if you can't take the drama 736 00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:57,553 then you shouldn't even be in a relationship, 737 00:31:57,646 --> 00:32:00,901 which, by the way, you're not. So everything's good. 738 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:03,317 - It's not that easy. - Sure it is. 739 00:32:04,246 --> 00:32:05,659 - You want some help? - Nope. 740 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:07,662 Bet one of those guys downstairs could help you out 741 00:32:07,755 --> 00:32:10,000 getting into a locked apartment. 742 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,672 Just go be you somewhere else, Logan. 743 00:32:13,019 --> 00:32:14,396 I thought that I wanted to break up. 744 00:32:14,481 --> 00:32:17,058 I thought it was a stupid experiment, me trying to be a boyfriend. 745 00:32:17,154 --> 00:32:20,196 That it didn't work and I'd just move on. And I didn't. Couldn't, actually. 746 00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:23,163 Rory! I love you. 747 00:32:24,089 --> 00:32:26,584 I have an appointment. I have to go. 748 00:32:31,065 --> 00:32:32,146 Sorry I'm late. 749 00:32:32,235 --> 00:32:34,991 Well, considering how many times you rescheduled, 750 00:32:35,076 --> 00:32:36,703 I'm just happy you're here at all. 751 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,915 I was just spending some time with my mother, you know. 752 00:32:39,002 --> 00:32:40,083 We were apart for a while so... 753 00:32:40,172 --> 00:32:41,253 - You were? - Yeah. 754 00:32:41,342 --> 00:32:42,375 Falling out? 755 00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:45,309 Nothing major, just mother-daughter stuff. 756 00:32:46,689 --> 00:32:50,443 - I don't have to lie down, do I? - No. That's not a lying down couch. 757 00:32:50,532 --> 00:32:51,815 Good. 758 00:32:51,911 --> 00:32:55,867 So, did this falling out have anything to do with your dropping out of school? 759 00:32:55,963 --> 00:32:58,042 Boy, we just jumped into this, didn't we? 760 00:32:58,135 --> 00:33:00,511 You wanna talk about something else first? 761 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,681 No. 762 00:33:01,769 --> 00:33:03,646 I mean, we're here to talk about your leaving school, 763 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,194 so I figured let's just start there. 764 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:07,988 - What happened? - Nothing. We fought. 765 00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:10,122 I'm fine. We're fine. 766 00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:12,038 I hear you had some legal problems. 767 00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:14,505 My, those are some big ears you have there, Grandma. 768 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:16,257 Stealing a boat is a pretty big deal. 769 00:33:16,349 --> 00:33:18,345 - I was upset. - About what? 770 00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:21,440 About life 771 00:33:21,947 --> 00:33:24,488 and things and stuff. 772 00:33:24,578 --> 00:33:27,619 - You spent a night in jail? - Yes, I did. 773 00:33:27,711 --> 00:33:30,420 - How did that feel? - Great. 774 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,055 You don't wanna talk about this, either? 775 00:33:32,139 --> 00:33:34,551 I'm just... I'm sick of talking about it, that's all. 776 00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:37,735 - You seem very agitated. - I'm not agitated. I... 777 00:33:38,113 --> 00:33:41,535 So I spent a night in jail. Big deal. So did Martin Luther King. 778 00:33:41,622 --> 00:33:43,784 Are you comparing yourself with Martin Luther King? 779 00:33:43,878 --> 00:33:48,048 No. I'm not. I just... I'm saying that he spent a night in jail, too. 780 00:33:48,139 --> 00:33:51,098 - You were arrested with your boyfriend? - Yes, I was. 781 00:33:51,189 --> 00:33:52,935 - Tell me about that. - About what? 782 00:33:53,027 --> 00:33:54,856 He was my boyfriend then, and now he's not. 783 00:33:54,948 --> 00:33:56,778 - He's not. - No, he's not. 784 00:33:56,870 --> 00:34:00,209 We broke up. No. Oh, no. I'm sorry. He broke up. 785 00:34:00,463 --> 00:34:02,542 I thought that we were just taking some time, 786 00:34:02,635 --> 00:34:04,465 but apparently, I'm a moron. 787 00:34:04,556 --> 00:34:05,887 This is Logan. 788 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,269 What, you have his name, too? Super! 789 00:34:08,358 --> 00:34:11,483 Do you also have the picture of him hijacking me in my hallway earlier today? 790 00:34:11,575 --> 00:34:13,487 - I'm sorry, what? - I mean, how fair is that? 791 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:16,835 He's gone and then he shows up out of the blue. 792 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,001 "You can't live here. This place is a dump. 793 00:34:19,094 --> 00:34:21,006 "And, by the way, I love you!" 794 00:34:21,099 --> 00:34:24,021 - "I love you"? Is he serious? - I don't know. 795 00:34:24,107 --> 00:34:28,491 Nothing for weeks, and then he just decides that he loves me? 796 00:34:28,786 --> 00:34:31,910 So what happens now? I get another Birkin bag? 797 00:34:32,002 --> 00:34:35,127 And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh? 798 00:34:36,556 --> 00:34:38,468 I stole a boat with him! 799 00:34:38,561 --> 00:34:40,355 I never stole a boat with Dean! 800 00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:41,557 Who's Dean? 801 00:34:41,652 --> 00:34:44,907 My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to! 802 00:34:45,537 --> 00:34:48,329 - Wow. - Yeah! I'm a treat! 803 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,216 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 804 00:34:51,302 --> 00:34:55,008 I don't think I can take running into him every day 805 00:34:55,104 --> 00:34:58,858 in the halls, and the paper, and the coffee cart! 806 00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,444 Oh, my God! 807 00:35:00,534 --> 00:35:04,538 I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee! 808 00:35:09,098 --> 00:35:10,892 I really love coffee! 809 00:35:12,482 --> 00:35:14,643 - I feel like an idiot! - Just relax, Luke. 810 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,365 It should only take a couple more minutes. 811 00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:18,826 I've been following you around the town square for half an hour. 812 00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:22,753 I know there's a wireless Internet hub around here somewhere. 813 00:35:25,474 --> 00:35:27,054 No. Encrypted. 814 00:35:27,353 --> 00:35:28,814 I used to use the bank's access, 815 00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:31,061 but I had to stand right in front of the Versateller machine 816 00:35:31,155 --> 00:35:32,901 and they got very snippy about that. 817 00:35:32,993 --> 00:35:36,118 Then Doose's had it for a while, but Taylor put a block on it. 818 00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:37,920 - Sad what this world is coming to. - You know what? 819 00:35:38,006 --> 00:35:40,797 Why don't I just find someone who actually has the Internet? 820 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,088 Hold on. 821 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:43,723 Hold on! 822 00:35:44,732 --> 00:35:47,405 - We have achieved contact. - We have? 823 00:35:47,489 --> 00:35:50,578 Yes. Courtesy of Stars Hollow Books. 824 00:35:50,664 --> 00:35:54,085 - Okay, now, tell me what you need? - I just need to look up a website. 825 00:35:54,173 --> 00:35:56,085 Okay. Give me the name and I'll type it in for you. 826 00:35:56,178 --> 00:35:58,673 - Well, I... - Hold on. Is this one of those websites? 827 00:35:58,768 --> 00:36:01,060 'Cause if they'll come after Pete Townsend, then no one is safe. 828 00:36:01,149 --> 00:36:03,109 Kirk, just tell me what to do, and I'll do it myself. 829 00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:04,609 - Are you sure? - Yes, just... Here. 830 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,409 - Okay. Give me your hand and I'll guide... - Stop it! 831 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,290 All right. Just click here 832 00:36:10,381 --> 00:36:12,127 and then type in the name of the website here 833 00:36:12,219 --> 00:36:14,013 - and then press here. - Okay. 834 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:17,140 - This makes the page go up and down... - Yeah, I can figure out the rest, Kirk. 835 00:36:17,232 --> 00:36:19,810 All right. I'll be over here if you need me. 836 00:36:19,906 --> 00:36:21,985 I've never felt safer in my life. 837 00:36:56,124 --> 00:36:58,999 Thank you for coming. We appreciate your business. 838 00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,252 Everything's dusted. The receipts are organized. 839 00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:03,472 I'm not hungry, I'm going upstairs. 840 00:37:05,273 --> 00:37:06,520 Lane Kim! 841 00:37:07,487 --> 00:37:09,031 Come down! Now! 842 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:16,760 Follow me! 843 00:37:29,794 --> 00:37:31,125 Help me! 844 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,727 Good. Come. 845 00:38:07,851 --> 00:38:08,884 Whoa! 846 00:38:08,979 --> 00:38:11,984 Lane, it's been six weeks since you come home. 847 00:38:12,195 --> 00:38:14,821 You have grieved, and now we move on. 848 00:38:26,566 --> 00:38:27,848 One more. 849 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:34,873 Hey, buddy. 850 00:38:36,257 --> 00:38:39,347 Yeah. There is something weird about it, right? 851 00:38:39,641 --> 00:38:41,221 What? What is it? 852 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:53,174 - Hello? - Guess who's crazy? 853 00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:54,292 - Who? - Me. 854 00:38:54,387 --> 00:38:55,634 You? Since when? 855 00:38:55,808 --> 00:38:59,265 Since I went all Frances Farmer in my psychologist's evaluation today. 856 00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:00,939 All right. I'm on the bed and comfortable. 857 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:03,072 Should I get popcorn or is it a shorter story than that? 858 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,834 I went home from class to get ready for the appointment 859 00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:07,117 and Logan was there. 860 00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:09,006 - At your apartment? - In the hallway. 861 00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:12,133 And, of course, I couldn't get my door open fast enough so he started talking. 862 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:14,137 - What did he say? - He said he loved me. 863 00:39:14,356 --> 00:39:16,815 - No way. - And it completely threw me. 864 00:39:17,029 --> 00:39:20,903 And I got out of there as fast as I could, but then I got to Dr. Shapiro's office 865 00:39:20,998 --> 00:39:23,041 and he started peppering me with all these questions 866 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:26,467 and I just got more and more upset, then I exploded all over the place. 867 00:39:26,554 --> 00:39:28,883 I went through two boxes of Kleenex. 868 00:39:28,977 --> 00:39:31,733 I started hyperventilating and I had to breathe into a paper bag. 869 00:39:31,817 --> 00:39:33,730 - Do you believe him? - Believe who? 870 00:39:33,823 --> 00:39:35,236 Logan. You believe he loves you? 871 00:39:35,326 --> 00:39:37,738 I don't know. I guess I can figure that out next week in therapy. 872 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,336 - What? - After my little meltdown, 873 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,925 Dr. Shapiro thinks I should come see him once a week for the next two months. 874 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,094 You're kidding. 875 00:39:44,183 --> 00:39:45,845 There are no jokes in the mental health field. 876 00:39:45,937 --> 00:39:48,229 Only hand puppets, inkblots, and inflatable anger bats. 877 00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:50,064 I'm so sorry you're a nut. 878 00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:52,948 That's okay. I'm sure Dr. Shapiro has a nice padded room for me. 879 00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:54,868 Well, don't let them put you on any of those pills. 880 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,207 Tom Cruise will be very upset. 881 00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:59,053 All right, I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do. 882 00:39:59,138 --> 00:40:00,515 I just wanted to call and say hi. 883 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,845 Okay. Remember. Blame it all on Grandma. 884 00:40:02,939 --> 00:40:03,972 - Will do. - Bye. 885 00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:21,100 Okay. 886 00:40:24,035 --> 00:40:25,366 Hold on. 887 00:40:25,581 --> 00:40:26,746 - Hello. - Just a sec. 888 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:29,376 Major pillow emergency happening here! 889 00:40:29,466 --> 00:40:30,547 What? Anna? 890 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,598 Sorry. Hi. Who's this? 891 00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:34,393 - It's Luke. - Luke. 892 00:40:34,646 --> 00:40:37,188 - Wow. When it rains it... - I saw her website! 893 00:40:37,403 --> 00:40:38,650 - Her... - I saw her pictures. 894 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,736 The one in the lab, and the one with the Christmas tree. 895 00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:42,409 And you never told me she wore a back brace! 896 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:44,745 - Why was she wearing a back brace? - She had just read Deenie. 897 00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:47,798 - It was a phase. - Well, still, I should've known. 898 00:40:47,889 --> 00:40:49,433 - That she had just read Deenie? - Yes! 899 00:40:49,518 --> 00:40:52,191 And that she was going through a phase, and that she was a science whiz 900 00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:55,483 and that she wore crazy bike helmets and glasses and looked like me! 901 00:40:55,575 --> 00:40:57,951 - Just the nose. - The nose is something! 902 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,618 There's no one else running around with my nose! 903 00:41:00,713 --> 00:41:01,996 That you know of. 904 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,837 - Is this funny to you? - No. I'm sorry. 905 00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:06,263 You should've told me! 906 00:41:06,353 --> 00:41:08,515 Luke, we went through all this already. I... 907 00:41:08,609 --> 00:41:10,105 - I want contact! - What? 908 00:41:10,196 --> 00:41:13,867 I wanna relationship. I wanna talk to her and see her on a regular basis. 909 00:41:13,956 --> 00:41:15,500 - But you said... - I don't care what I said. 910 00:41:15,585 --> 00:41:17,415 This is what I want. I wanna know my own daughter, 911 00:41:17,507 --> 00:41:19,467 and I want her to know me! 912 00:41:19,846 --> 00:41:21,177 Okay. 913 00:41:22,144 --> 00:41:24,389 - Really? - Well, it's really up to April. 914 00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:25,944 But if she's cool, then I'm cool. 915 00:41:28,702 --> 00:41:33,668 - So, is April there now? - No. 916 00:41:34,216 --> 00:41:36,259 But she'll be home pretty soon. 917 00:41:36,347 --> 00:41:37,974 - Can I have her call you? - Yes. 918 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,521 - No! - No? 919 00:41:39,772 --> 00:41:42,862 - I should call her. - She'll definitely be home by 8:00. 920 00:41:42,947 --> 00:41:45,906 - Then I will call back at 8:00. - Okay. 921 00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:47,535 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 922 00:41:48,378 --> 00:41:49,791 Hey, Anna? 923 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,551 What the hell is "Deenie"? 924 00:41:52,931 --> 00:41:54,844 The gospel according to Judy Blume. 925 00:41:54,937 --> 00:41:56,398 - What? - It's a book, Luke. 926 00:41:56,482 --> 00:41:59,191 And now would probably be a good time for you to read it. 927 00:41:59,281 --> 00:42:00,861 - Bye. - Bye. 928 00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:12,601 Lorelai? 929 00:42:13,108 --> 00:42:14,521 Luke, I'm upstairs. 930 00:42:14,863 --> 00:42:16,027 Yeah. 931 00:42:17,161 --> 00:42:21,497 Can you come down? I have to talk to you about something. 932 00:42:22,215 --> 00:42:23,498 Okay. Yes. 933 00:42:23,594 --> 00:42:25,720 I will come down, but I'm coming down in my wedding dress. 934 00:42:25,808 --> 00:42:27,304 - What? No! - Yes! 935 00:42:27,395 --> 00:42:29,605 It's bad luck for me to see the wedding dress. 936 00:42:29,693 --> 00:42:32,818 I know, but I need you to see this dress. There's something not right up here! 937 00:42:32,910 --> 00:42:35,119 It was too easy! I can't be objective anymore. 938 00:42:35,207 --> 00:42:36,620 - But... - Coming down! 939 00:42:36,711 --> 00:42:38,208 But I don't... 940 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:45,062 - Well? - It's... 941 00:42:45,901 --> 00:42:47,648 You're perfect. 942 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,236 Really? Have you seen the back? 943 00:42:49,327 --> 00:42:54,162 'Cause I think the train's a little weird and, I can still take it back if you don't think it... 944 00:42:54,256 --> 00:42:56,882 - It's perfect. - Are you sure? 945 00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:06,867 Okay. 946 00:43:07,457 --> 00:43:10,131 It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes!