1 00:00:03,807 --> 00:00:04,737 Hello, I'm Dipper Pines. 2 00:00:04,767 --> 00:00:06,497 The girl trying to crush my head is Mabel. 3 00:00:06,537 --> 00:00:07,667 I'm helping! 4 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:09,507 Today, on Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained... 5 00:00:09,547 --> 00:00:10,677 Okay, that... that's enough. 6 00:00:10,707 --> 00:00:15,787 Today we investigate anomaly #23: "Grunkle Stan's secret tattoo." 7 00:00:15,817 --> 00:00:19,480 What is he hiding? A college prank? 8 00:00:19,548 --> 00:00:21,777 Secret symbol? Or something stranger? 9 00:00:21,827 --> 00:00:23,787 Stan claims it doesn't exist, 10 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:25,797 but today we're gonna find out. 11 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:27,797 Right after another exciting episode 12 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,967 of "what's under Mabel's bandage?" 13 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:31,937 - Doo doo... - Ew! Mabel! 14 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:35,537 Okay, here's the plan. Stan never takes off his undershirt... 15 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:37,707 obviously to hide his tattoo. 16 00:00:37,767 --> 00:00:39,527 But me and Soos are about to... 17 00:00:39,577 --> 00:00:43,547 - turn up the heat on this mystery. - Literally! 18 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,817 I love how you come up with stuff like that. 19 00:00:45,847 --> 00:00:49,817 Whoo! Hot in here today, huh, Mr. Pines? 20 00:00:49,847 --> 00:00:51,977 Probably be a lot cooler if we... 21 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:56,757 worked without our shirts on? Am I right? 22 00:00:56,787 --> 00:00:59,587 Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on. 23 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,567 Ah, don't be shy, Mr. Pines. 24 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:04,797 Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. 25 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:06,627 Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. 26 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:10,767 I need to go find a melon baller and pull my eyeballs out. 27 00:01:11,777 --> 00:01:13,907 ♪ Doot doot, doot doot doot doot ♪ 28 00:01:13,937 --> 00:01:16,567 ♪ doot doot, doot doot doot doot, hey ♪ 29 00:01:16,607 --> 00:01:19,577 - # Dat dat dat dat dat... # - Okay, plan B. 30 00:01:19,617 --> 00:01:22,517 Heavens! Is that poison oak on your shoulder? 31 00:01:22,547 --> 00:01:24,687 Let me scratch it for you. 32 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,517 Kid, if you're trying to see my tattoo, 33 00:01:26,557 --> 00:01:27,757 you're gonna have to try harder than that. 34 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:30,757 Aha! I thought you said you didn't have a tattoo! 35 00:01:30,787 --> 00:01:32,747 I don't. But you do. 36 00:01:32,797 --> 00:01:34,767 What do you mean I... 37 00:01:34,797 --> 00:01:37,537 Okay, plan C. Stan is in the shower. 38 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:38,737 I wish it hadn't come to this, 39 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:40,907 but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science. 40 00:01:40,937 --> 00:01:42,567 I believe in you, Goober. 41 00:01:42,607 --> 00:01:44,577 Dipper. Just say Dipper. 42 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:54,787 You're never gonna see it, kid. 43 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:56,787 Never... gonna... see it. 44 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,617 How long have you been standing there? 45 00:01:58,657 --> 00:02:00,687 Give me that camera! 46 00:02:00,717 --> 00:02:02,877 So I just figured I'd chill out on the roof for a while. 47 00:02:02,927 --> 00:02:05,657 I'm gonna find you, kid! 48 00:02:05,697 --> 00:02:07,497 Well, that's it for this episode. 49 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:10,062 Stan's tattoo remains a mystery, but who knows 50 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,597 what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered. 51 00:02:12,637 --> 00:02:14,537 ♪ Doot doot, doot doot doot doot ♪ 52 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:15,682 ♪ doot doot, doot doot doot doot ♪ 53 00:02:15,683 --> 00:02:17,683 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~