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Welcome back to Dipper's
Guide to the unexplained.

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Anomaly #54: "The Mailbox."

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<i>There it is, in the
middle of the forest.</i>

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<i>No house. No address.</i>

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<i>- Today, me and my team of expert...
- Sup.</i>

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<i>...are gonna put a letter in
and see who picks it up.</i>

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My letter posits a salient question:
"Sup dawg?"

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<i>Now we're gonna hide behind a bush,
and wait for someone to come by.</i>

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- Whoa, dude!
- What the?!

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Did you see that?

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- Open it.
- No, you open it, dude.

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I'm not touching a ghost mailbox.

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Okay, okay. Here goes.

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- What?
- That's not our letter, dude!

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It says...

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- "Hello Dipper and Soos."
- It knows our names!

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- What if this thing's all-knowing?
- We gotta test it.

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"What did I shave into
my head this morning?"

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"A baby duck holding a paddle ball."

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- Dude! It knew!
- What?!

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- Ask it more questions!
- When is the end of the world?

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"3012."
Huh, we got a while.

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Who's my dream woman?

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Whoa! Hot tamales!
Save that one for the archives.

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Uh... what is the exact
time and date of my death?

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- Did aliens build the pyramids?
- Or... what is the meaning of life?

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- What are marshmallows made of?
- Or... who wrote journal #3?

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<i>Who wrote the journal!
Who wrote the journal!</i>

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We're finally going to
get the answer to the  greatest

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- mystery in Gravity Falls!
- Nifty, a mail box!

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I've been wanting to
mail mom this video of me

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sticking 100 gummy worms up my nose!

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- No, wait!
- Wait, dude!

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Slam!

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"Your gummy worm video has
disturbed and insulted me.

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You fools are unworthy
of my great knowledge.

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The era of human enlightenment
shall never come to pass."

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<i>What's that?!</i>

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Well... uh...

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that concludes Dipper's
Guide to the Unexplained.

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Where we learned, when
dealing with the unknown, do not

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mail videos of you shoving
gummy worms up your nose!

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There's more where that came from!

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Into my nose!
Into my nose!

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No! No!
Show over! Show over!

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