All right, uh, welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained!
Today we investigate Gravity Falls anomaly #82:
This Guy. Sure, he looks normal.
But if he's so normal, explain why he's always facing left.
Literally, I've been following him around for weeks.
And I've never once seen the right side of his face.
And neither has anyone else. But why?
Mabel? Theories?
Theory 1: He's hiding an embarrassing sunburn.
Theory 2: Half man, half lizard-man.
And, theory number 3, my personal favourite: He's normal!
- And Dipper's just crazy. - That's not a theory.
That doesn't count as a theory.
We find out now!
Hello, good sir!
Yeah, I'm sorry, cameras aren't allowed in here.
Oh, it's not on; not on.
He bought it.
So, would you mind grabbing those bowling shoes for me?
- The ones on your right side. - Those ones?
Whoops! Oh no, I dropped my wallet!
It's over to your right, there. Your right side.
Could, maybe turn around and...
- There you are, sir. - Fine.
- Would you just get me my bowling ball? - I don't see why not.
Let's see, you look like maybe a 10'er.
Well, I was thinking it could be the... uh, aha!
- What the? - Guys!
We're blown! Shut it down, shut it down!
- The time has come! - The time has come!
- The time has come, brother! - I can't, I have a family!
You signed the oath!
- Ah, come on! - The sprinklers are on!
Well, that concludes anomaly #82,
uh, I think we might want to burn this tape.
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