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All right, uh, welcome back to
Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained!

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Today we investigate Gravity
Falls anomaly #82:

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<i>This Guy.
Sure, he looks normal.</i>

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<i>But if he's so normal, explain
why he's always facing left.</i>

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<i>Literally, I've been following
him around for weeks.</i>

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<i>And I've never once seen the
right side of his face.</i>

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<i>And neither has anyone else.
But why?</i>

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<i>Mabel?
Theories?</i>

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Theory 1: He's hiding an
embarrassing sunburn.

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Theory 2: Half man, half lizard-man.

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And, theory number 3, my
personal favourite: He's normal!

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- And Dipper's just crazy.
- That's not a theory.

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That doesn't count as a theory.

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We find out now!

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<i>Hello, good sir!</i>

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Yeah, I'm sorry, cameras
aren't allowed in here.

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<i>Oh, it's not on; not on.</i>

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He bought it.

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So, would you mind grabbing
those bowling shoes for me?

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- The ones on your right side.
- Those ones?

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Whoops!
Oh no, I dropped my wallet!

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It's over to your right, there.
Your right side.

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Could, maybe turn around and...

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- There you are, sir.
- Fine.

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- Would you just get me my bowling ball?
- I don't see why not.

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Let's see, you look like maybe a 10'er.

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Well, I was thinking it could be the...
uh, aha!

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<i>- What the?
- Guys!</i>

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We're blown!
Shut it down, shut it down!

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- The time has come!
- The time has come!

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- The time has come!
- The time has come!

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- The time has come, brother!
- I can't, I have a family!

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You signed the oath!

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<i>- Ah, come on!
- The sprinklers are on!</i>

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Well, that concludes anomaly #82,

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uh, I think we might want
to burn this tape.

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