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<i>Ah, Gravity Falls public access TV.
Sounds amazing.</i>

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Hi, I'm Mr. Mystery.
Do you like to be befuddled?

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Bewel... bewells... wells...

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wildered... "boweldered"?
Bewildered?

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Then behold!

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Mystery Shack!
Your one stop shop,

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for mysteriously cheap oddities.

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<i>Gaze in amazement, at wonders so</i>

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<i>bizarre, they defy the
very laws of nature!</i>

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<i>And in some cases, the
very laws of police.</i>

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Hey, hey, get outta here!
A two-headed what?!

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<i>An invisible who?</i>

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So many questions...
Ow, ow, come on!

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<i>Plus there's snacks for the kids.
You could eat that.</i>

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<i>Try and stop... you.</i>

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- But don't take it from me...
- Take it from me!

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- What? Who are you?
- I'm the real Mr. Mystery...

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Great deals at this place,
are making me see double...

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Making me see drubble, drub...

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Idiot, idiot!
No, we'll just do it again!

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So get yourself down to the Mystery
Shack, where the real mystery is...

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If you'll make it out alive!

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I'm joking. Most...

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Most folks made it out alive.

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<i>Sometimes profound,
sometimes absurd.</i>

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<i>It's Soos Says Some Words.</i>

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If you accidentally eat the prize
that comes inside your cereal,

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does that make you a
specially marked box?

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<i>From Gravity Falls
maximum security prison,</i>

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<i>it's Li'l Gideon's Big House!</i>

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<i>Hi, I'm Li'l Gideon. I may
be currently incarcerated,</i>

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<i>but I'm turning my life
around by turning around</i>

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<i>the lives of those around me, around.</i>

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<i>Open your heart to your feelings.</i>

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<i>Let your dream light out!</i>

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Oh, Killbone, you're gettin'
so strong. Whoo.

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That's Li'l Gideon's Big House.

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- Weekdays at six, till I get out.
- You better listen to Li'l Gideon!

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- Thank you, Ghost Eyes.
- I'd do anything for you, dawg.

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- Oh no, the warden!
- Retreat!

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<i>Li'l Gideon's Big House will return
as soon as we contain this riot.</i>

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It's always worse than you
remember.

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