Ah, Gravity Falls public access TV. Sounds amazing.
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Hi, I'm Mr. Mystery. Do you like to be befuddled?
Bewel... bewells... wells...
wildered... "boweldered"? Bewildered?
Then behold!
Mystery Shack! Your one stop shop,
for mysteriously cheap oddities.
Gaze in amazement, at wonders so
bizarre, they defy the very laws of nature!
And in some cases, the very laws of police.
Hey, hey, get outta here! A two-headed what?!
An invisible who?
So many questions... Ow, ow, come on!
Plus there's snacks for the kids. You could eat that.
Try and stop... you.
- But don't take it from me... - Take it from me!
- What? Who are you? - I'm the real Mr. Mystery...
Great deals at this place, are making me see double...
Making me see drubble, drub...
Idiot, idiot! No, we'll just do it again!
So get yourself down to the Mystery Shack, where the real mystery is...
If you'll make it out alive!
I'm joking. Most...
Most folks made it out alive.
Sometimes profound, sometimes absurd.
It's Soos Says Some Words.
If you accidentally eat the prize that comes inside your cereal,
does that make you a specially marked box?
From Gravity Falls maximum security prison,
it's Li'l Gideon's Big House!
Hi, I'm Li'l Gideon. I may be currently incarcerated,
but I'm turning my life around by turning around
the lives of those around me, around.
Open your heart to your feelings.
Let your dream light out!
Oh, Killbone, you're gettin' so strong. Whoo.
That's Li'l Gideon's Big House.
- Weekdays at six, till I get out. - You better listen to Li'l Gideon!
- Thank you, Ghost Eyes. - I'd do anything for you, dawg.
- Oh no, the warden! - Retreat!
Li'l Gideon's Big House will return as soon as we contain this riot.
It's always worse than you remember.
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