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Harley Wilkes was your father.
He left you his practice.
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Sure are taking your time
with that bandage, Doc.
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If there's anything
I can do to repay the favor,
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you know where to find me.
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I guess I'm just not
that kind of girl.
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Is this why you stopped our
little frolic the other night?
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You got googly eyes
for golden boy George?
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Hello there, Dr. Hart.
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Are you sure you want
to be seen talking to me?
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Yeah, I'll take my chances.
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Zoe Hart has flipped
some New York switch in you,
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and you are just not
the same person anymore.
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You know how difficult
this is for me.
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Difficult never stopped me.
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I'm so sorry that
I don't know what I want.
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Can't believe you've
gone this long
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without tasting
Agnes's sweet tea.
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It's a Southern staple.
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I'm not really
into sugary things.
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It's not that sugary.
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Well, not if you compare
it to her grape lemonade
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or... a cup of sugar.
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Shep! How's it going?
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Well, how do you
think it's going?
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Ever since you started that
steak of the month club,
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I spend every fourth Tuesday
being chased by gators.
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Now, I'm pretty
attached to my legs.
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I'd like to stay that way.
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And I got a package
for you, Dr. Hart.
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It's from your mom.
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Nice note.
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Seems like she had
a good time down here.
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Glad you two made up.
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- Shep...
- Huh?
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We'll see you around. Okay?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Oh...
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Cashmere. That's nice.
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My mother doesn't do nice.
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She definitely doesn't send
a package without an agenda.
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There's obviously...
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One of your friends got married?
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- My college roommate.
- There.
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So your mama was being nice.
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Lavon, you so don't understand
New York mothers.
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She sent this to imply that
my life is at a standstill
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while everyone in
New York is moving on.
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Look at Sophie, she's married,
in private practice,
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while you're doing
a whole big fat nothing.
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"Thought I would
enjoy this," my ass.
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Big Z, no offense...
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I mean, it's not like you, you
working on a social life here.
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A, it is impossible to have
a social life in BlueBell.
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Who am I gonna date, Crazy Earl?
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And B, it doesn't matter,
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because I'm only here for work.
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And it just so happens that
I find my work very rewarding.
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A pig?
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You want me to stitch up a pig?
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The vet's all the way
in Mobile.
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Please, ma'am,
he's our mascot.
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So, you single?
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Miss Breeland,
I-I'm sorry, I just can't.
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Listen, the entire Junior
League was counting on you.
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I'm sure, but...
I'm afraid I'm double-booked.
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NASCAR and I do a lot of work
for the Make-A-Wish Foundation,
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and there's a lot of kids
in Birmingham that really...
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Okay, let me tell you something,
Mr. Brian Vickers.
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You may think that
you take your life
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in your hands every time
you take the wheel,
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but you have not known
true fear-- until now.
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Because I am siccing the
entire BlueBell chapter
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of the Alabama Junior League
on you, and we will be watching,
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and waiting until
the time is right...
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to strike.
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You take care. It was such
a pleasure to meet you.
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You say hello to
the children for me.
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It was nice meeting you as well.
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Hey, Brian.
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Hey, dude.
You okay, man?
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Ah, man, I'm...
Tell her I'm sorry.
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I'm... terribly sorry.
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Let me guess,
he cancelled?
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The day before the event.
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I promised that I could
deliver a major NASCAR driver.
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Now what am I supposed
to tell Delia Ann
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and the rest of
the Junior League?
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That he cancelled?
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George, the turtle race raises
money for ecological purposes.
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It's a, it's a very
important cause.
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The cause...
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is great, but, I mean...
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The race?
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I mean, you gotta admit, it's...
it's a... it's a little silly.
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Oh, honey. It's okay.
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No one expects you to come.
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Okay, what are you saying?
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Everybody knows
that you're afraid of reptiles.
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Okay, I am not
afraid of reptiles!
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Okay? I'm practically
poker buddies
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- with Burt Reynolds the alligator.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just those... racing
turtles are a little...
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well, they're
a little unpredictable.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, that Margaret Mitchell
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- got me in the arm last year.
- Dearest, it's okay.
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You know what? Tomorrow
night you can just go off
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and do whatever you want.
Have a good time.
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Baby, I'm serious.
She bit me.
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They bite!
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Okay.
And how long have you been
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experiencing the symptoms?
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The mild headache
and the hangnail.
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Couple weeks.
Few days. Don't know.
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Is it true you're
from New York?
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- Yes.
- How long you been in town?
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A couple of months.
So is the pain all over
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- your head, or just in the front?
- You dating anyone?
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It just so happens that
I'm taking a year off
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- from the dating scene.
- Mm.
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I'm supposed to be
asking you the questions.
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Wow, look at that,
headache's gone.
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You are a great doctor.
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Wait, what?
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I'll just take my lollipop
and skedaddle.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't see the sock on the
door of my medical practice.
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What's eating you?
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All my friends in New York
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are evolving: going to
openings and parties.
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First-run movies.
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Getting married
in the New York Times.
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When I get back to New York,
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I'm going to be like
one of those astronauts
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from Avatar, who were shoved
into sleeping pods
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and wake up with a year
of their life just gone,
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while not advancing
their surgical skills
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or their social life.
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So, start dating.
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I mean, you might meet
somebody wonderful here.
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I know I did.
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Oh, honey.
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Bill, you are absolutely right.
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He is?
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Mm-hmm.
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I may only be here a year,
but I need to evolve, too.
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I should date.
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Now, I don't expect to meet
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my perfect match in BlueBell--
I'm not banana balls--
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but it's time to get out
of that sleep pod thingy.
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Put a little life experience
under my belt.
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Yeah. I'm gonna date.
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I don't understand.
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There must be some single guys
in BlueBell.
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'Course there are.
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Well, I do gut my own fish.
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And a good fish gutter
is so hard to find.
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Tom, I've told you before,
you're just too young for me.
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Well, Shelley,
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thank you for the grub.
Keep the change. And you...
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I heard that you, uh,
stitched up our Bo.
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Bet it's the first time you ever
had to do anything like that.
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What? No. I-I... I did a farm
rotation in med school. Mm-hmm.
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Udder bypasses.
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Beakectomies.
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Goat-o-suction.
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Right.
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Well, you have a nice day.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, honey, don't tell me.
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George Tucker is the absolute
opposite of single.
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Which means he's...
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Taken. I know.
I don't like George.
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There's got to be some
other guy in this town.
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Someone...
like George, but single.
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Well, there's always Wade.
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You did nearly hook up
with him a couple weeks ago.
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Yeah, and that was a
mistake, mistake, mistake!
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Why don't you just
give him a chance?
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And then tell me
all about it.
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Oh, hey, Doc.
Shelley.
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Uh, two beers.
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And two more for my wife.
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Anyway, so he's drunk,
and the other one...
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Brian Vickers bowed out?
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It's not a problem.
I'll just find somebody else
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to cohost with me.
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I'll just...
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call that agent in Mobile,
and we'll just drum up
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some other sports celebrity.
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But why?
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We've got our own local legend
right in town-- Mayor Hayes.
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Oh, no.
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We can do much better than that.
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I disagree.
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Excuse me?
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Obviously, I am not
a fan of the man.
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But it's time for this
league to face the fact
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that the man is
astoundingly popular.
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It's settled.
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Ask him this afternoon.
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- But...
- I'm sure I didn't hear a "but."
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Of course you didn't.
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It's such a great idea!
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Wade is married?
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- How could I not know this? - We
didn't know they were still married.
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But how? Who? Huh?
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About four years ago, Tansy
and Wade were messing around
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for a few weeks.
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Then one night, they get
rip-roaring drunk
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and come back married.
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Just like a bad sitcom,
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except instead of Vegas,
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it was a shrimp boat
in international waters.
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Only lasted about four months,
'cause they fought all the time.
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Thought they were divorced,
but apparently...
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There are no single
men in BlueBell.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. Uh... Dr. Hart?
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Dr. Judson Lyons.
I'm a vet up in Mobile.
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- Uh, hi, Dr. Lyons.
- I just wanted to
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thank you for that
wonderful job you did on Bo.
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I've never saw subcuticular
sutures on a pig before.
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Oh. It was nothing.
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May I ask you to dinner?
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- As a thank you?
- You're kidding.
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And by that,
she means, "Hell, yes!"
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I-It's nice.
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I don't want nice!
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I want to knock him dead.
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I want va-va-voom.
Is it va-va-voomy?
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Z, isn't there a girl
around you could ask?
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Come on, Lavon, I am so excited.
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Okay. The vet, Judson--
that's his name--
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Oh, we love Jud.
He treats Burt Reynolds.
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There's not many vets out
there who make house calls
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- for alligators.
- Yeah, he seems kind of awesome.
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We didn't talk for too long.
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But he is handsome.
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He loves animals,
and he's a doctor, too.
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- And guess what?
- What?
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We're going to
an actual restaurant!
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I've never been on a first date
in a restaurant before.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, right. I should
probably mention
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that I haven't been
on a date in eight years.
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Eight years?
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How is that possible?
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Well, my ex-boyfriend and I
were together for six years,
252
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,993
and that was just
a study session that
253
00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:21,662
turned into a hook up
that turned into six years.
254
00:10:22,729 --> 00:10:23,629
Oh, wow.
255
00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:27,733
Hello.
256
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,434
Oh, my, what a nice dress.
257
00:10:29,502 --> 00:10:31,904
Oh, goodness, I am
so sorry for your loss.
258
00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:33,172
I presume
you're off to a funeral.
259
00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:36,842
Mayor Hayes,
260
00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:38,577
we have a favor to ask.
261
00:10:38,645 --> 00:10:40,244
We all know you're
incredibly busy.
262
00:10:40,312 --> 00:10:42,380
As are we. So why don't we
just get this over with,
263
00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:43,848
and you can go ahead
and say no.
264
00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:46,184
Usually I like to hear
a request before I refuse it.
265
00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,920
Request is, will you
do us the honor
266
00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:51,556
of cohosting the Junior League
Turtle Derby with Lemon?
267
00:10:51,623 --> 00:10:55,325
Again, we know that you have
many civic obligations
268
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,294
and couldn't possibly, so...
269
00:10:57,361 --> 00:11:00,864
It's an important town
event for charity.
270
00:11:00,932 --> 00:11:03,400
And cohosting with
Lemon Breeland--
271
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:04,401
that sounds delightful.
272
00:11:06,604 --> 00:11:08,605
My idea.
273
00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:12,842
Dr. Hart,
Dr. Hart, hi.
274
00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:13,876
Well, hello there.
275
00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:15,912
Hey, Tansy,
how's that hangnail?
276
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,280
Oh, we both know there was
nothing wrong with me.
277
00:11:18,348 --> 00:11:19,949
Just came by
to check out
278
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:21,283
this electricity-hogging
New York princess.
279
00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:23,552
Wade's been
complaining about.
280
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,021
He is my husband,
you know.
281
00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:26,055
Yeah, so I've heard.
282
00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:27,222
Mazel tov.
283
00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:28,356
Wade's a great guy.
284
00:11:28,424 --> 00:11:29,725
Well, ta-ta.
285
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,427
My husband and I have
somewhere we need to be.
286
00:11:32,494 --> 00:11:33,628
Baby. Hi.
287
00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:35,396
Ba-bam.
288
00:11:35,464 --> 00:11:36,865
Mwah.
289
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,100
We gonna do this or what?
290
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,667
Yep.
291
00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:43,137
We're getting a divorce.
292
00:11:43,205 --> 00:11:44,605
Tucker, give us the papers.
293
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:47,041
Well, hello, Wade.
294
00:11:47,109 --> 00:11:48,109
- Hey, Tansy.
- Hey.
295
00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:51,011
Uh, let me just
grab 'em real quick.
296
00:11:51,079 --> 00:11:54,882
All right, okay, I'm a-- I'm
assuming not much has changed
297
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:57,517
since I drew these up
four years ago.
298
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,518
Uh, still no children?
299
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,520
- Still no...
- Money,
300
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,889
right, which is
301
00:12:02,957 --> 00:12:04,891
why we were hoping you're
working on commission today.
302
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,961
Yeah, that's right, buddy;
We'll just add it to your tab.
303
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,328
Can't believe we never
got around to signing it.
304
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,664
I did try, like, four times,
305
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,499
but you, you had
that thing with your mom
306
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,301
and then vacation
in Branson, so...
307
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,904
I've been real swamped, but, come on, it
hasn't been so hard being married to me.
308
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,174
As far as wives go, I've
been pretty undemanding.
309
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,110
You have been pretty easy
on that whole fidelity thing.
310
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,613
Okay, so, um, before you sign
the divorce papers,
311
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,681
there's a question
312
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,115
I always ask my clients,
and that is,
313
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,285
uh, are you sure that the two
of you have done everything
314
00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:36,120
in your power to save
your marriage?
315
00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:40,024
Well, I ain't seen her
in a year,
316
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,192
we haven't slept together
in three,
317
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,662
so, uh, it's hard to say.
318
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,130
What do you think, Tans,
319
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,165
one more roll in the hay
just to make Tucker feel better?
320
00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:49,833
That's not necessary.
321
00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:52,402
I'm afraid my fiancé might
take issue with that.
322
00:12:52,469 --> 00:12:55,338
Oh, right. Wait a minute, you--
she-- you're engaged?
323
00:12:55,406 --> 00:12:57,174
Yeah. So Wade and I trying
to work things out now
324
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:58,942
- would be a mite awkward.
- All right, then,
325
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,643
I think it's time
the two of you go ahead
326
00:13:00,711 --> 00:13:01,744
and sign those papers.
327
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,612
And for that legal advice,
328
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,014
you're gonna charge us
a hundred bucks?
329
00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:06,882
Come on, man.
330
00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,857
Ooh, look, there's a Woody Allen
festival in Mobile.
331
00:13:14,925 --> 00:13:16,692
Judson and I could go
after dinner.
332
00:13:16,759 --> 00:13:18,127
Hate to break
it to you, Zo,
333
00:13:18,195 --> 00:13:19,760
but people outside
of L.A. and New York
334
00:13:19,829 --> 00:13:21,529
don't really do
Woody Allen.
335
00:13:21,596 --> 00:13:22,831
Really?
336
00:13:22,898 --> 00:13:24,098
That's interesting.
337
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,633
I think I'll add it
to my flash cards.
338
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:28,669
"Why don't you like
Woody Allen?"
339
00:13:28,737 --> 00:13:29,871
You got to be
kidding me.
340
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,140
What?
341
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,875
I make a list
of potential date chitchat.
342
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,876
You don't do that?
343
00:13:35,944 --> 00:13:39,746
"If you were on death row,
what would your last meal be?
344
00:13:39,814 --> 00:13:42,782
Also, why are you
on death row?"
345
00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:44,218
You can't be serious.
346
00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:46,720
How else am I supposed to have
an interesting conversation?
347
00:13:46,787 --> 00:13:49,289
If it's the right person,
conversation will just flow.
348
00:13:49,357 --> 00:13:52,491
I'm not really
a flow-y kind of person.
349
00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:53,726
Of course you are.
350
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,594
You know, I know
you don't like to talk
351
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,930
about your boyfriend
in New York.
352
00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,132
The one who dumped me
in the lobby of a hospital
353
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,334
a week before I moved here?
354
00:14:01,401 --> 00:14:02,401
No, I do not.
355
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,003
And I get that,
I get that,
356
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,771
but let's just try
and remember
357
00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:08,673
just for a second what it felt
like in those first days
358
00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:12,443
of falling in love,
so full of possibility.
359
00:14:12,511 --> 00:14:14,045
Yeah.
360
00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:15,046
I love Bill,
361
00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:17,582
but sometimes I'd give anything
362
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,684
to have a magical
first date again,
363
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,887
sharing secrets,
sharing dreams,
364
00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:25,089
finding someone
to share your soul.
365
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,790
All right,
366
00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:28,058
divorced.
367
00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:29,927
Finally.
368
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,462
Hey, just so you know, you're
the best wife I ever had.
369
00:14:33,531 --> 00:14:35,099
We did have some good times.
370
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,067
Remember that night that
we made our own moonshine?
371
00:14:38,469 --> 00:14:40,103
I do recall we found
some pleasant ways
372
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,471
to occupy our time.
373
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:45,474
Thanks for being such a good
sport about everything, Wade.
374
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:49,245
I have met a great guy, and
this time, no shrimp boat.
375
00:14:49,313 --> 00:14:51,847
I am going to have the
whole white veil, garter,
376
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,883
cake in the face,
everything,
377
00:14:53,951 --> 00:14:56,184
and this time, I think
it might actually stick.
378
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,621
I can't wait to meet him.
379
00:14:59,688 --> 00:15:02,958
Um, yeah, about that,
Colt's a little jealous,
380
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:05,693
so I actually think you two
should probably not interact.
381
00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:06,795
Seriously?
382
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,397
Thank you.
You are the best.
383
00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:12,400
Yeah, dang,
you're a sexy creature.
384
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:15,903
Say it again.
385
00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:17,604
I said you are
a sexy creature.
386
00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:19,640
Hell, no.
387
00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:22,310
Hey.
388
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:23,744
Remember when we were
playing Daphne High?
389
00:15:23,812 --> 00:15:25,046
I broke a rib
blocking that guy
390
00:15:25,113 --> 00:15:26,513
who was about to put
you in a wheelchair?
391
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:27,747
I guess so.
392
00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:29,482
Good, 'cause you
still owe me a favor.
393
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,084
- Where's divorce papers?
- Why, Wade?
394
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,885
I mean, what,
what exactly is go...?
395
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:34,087
Oh, okay.
396
00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:35,688
I'm not getting
divorced,
397
00:15:35,756 --> 00:15:36,957
that's what.
398
00:15:37,024 --> 00:15:39,459
Thank you.
399
00:15:57,309 --> 00:15:58,344
Do you like your name?
400
00:15:58,411 --> 00:15:59,378
Judson.
401
00:15:59,946 --> 00:16:01,279
Can I call you Jud?
402
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:05,550
Team Jacob or Team Edward?
403
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:11,922
Do you think it's okay
for doctors to wear shorts?
404
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:28,938
Hello.
405
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,409
Judson, it's Zoe.
406
00:16:32,477 --> 00:16:35,112
I've been thinking--
I-I don't feel well.
407
00:16:35,179 --> 00:16:36,480
I think I'm sick.
408
00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:39,715
I'm a doctor--
actually, I know I'm sick.
409
00:16:40,882 --> 00:16:43,185
I'm so sorry,
I can't make it tonight.
410
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,489
Okay, well,
I, I hope you feel better.
411
00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:48,690
Okay, thank you.
412
00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:03,520
I just don't get it.
413
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,154
I mean, I knew
you were nervous,
414
00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:06,689
but I thought
you were excited.
415
00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:08,389
You said
he seemed awesome.
416
00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:10,092
What part of "I don't want
to talk about it"
417
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,559
do you not understand?
418
00:17:11,627 --> 00:17:13,028
I feel terrible, okay,
but there's nothing
419
00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:14,096
I can do
about it now.
420
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,197
So can we please
just forget it?
421
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:17,065
Okay, okay.
422
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,468
Poor Judson.
423
00:17:21,536 --> 00:17:23,971
It's just plain mean.
424
00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:25,372
It's just plain stupid.
425
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,774
She's not getting
any younger.
426
00:17:26,842 --> 00:17:29,176
Her childbearing
years are dwindling.
427
00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:30,611
Zoe Hart, what
is wrong with you?
428
00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:31,979
The only good
single man
429
00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:34,280
in four counties,
and you stand him up?
430
00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:35,615
Why?
431
00:17:35,682 --> 00:17:37,416
Why would
you do that?
432
00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:40,720
You know, I probably
should be getting to work.
433
00:17:44,225 --> 00:17:47,360
Okay, so usually we set up
the track at the bar.
434
00:17:47,427 --> 00:17:51,363
Yeah, well, usually,
Lavon Hayes isn't the cohost.
435
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,031
I say we shake
things up a bit.
436
00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:54,133
Okay.
437
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,035
Okay?
438
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:59,004
Wait, you-you're not
gonna argue with me?
439
00:17:59,072 --> 00:18:01,640
No, Lavon, I just want to get through
this meeting as fast as possible,
440
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,876
and I can't even believe that
you agreed to cohost with me.
441
00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:05,943
Lemon, come on now.
442
00:18:06,011 --> 00:18:07,378
Look, I knew
it was gonna bother you,
443
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:09,446
but I just thought
maybe you could see
444
00:18:09,514 --> 00:18:11,682
that we could have
some fun together.
445
00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:14,952
I'm engaged.
446
00:18:16,488 --> 00:18:19,891
I realize that, and I also
realize that you and I
447
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,392
are long over,
448
00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:24,027
but we both live
in the same small town.
449
00:18:24,095 --> 00:18:26,429
We...
450
00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:28,865
Afternoon, Mayor Hayes.
451
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,901
We got to figure out
a way to get along.
452
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,803
You're right.
453
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,271
So maybe we can be friends.
454
00:18:35,338 --> 00:18:36,606
- I'd like that.
- Yeah.
455
00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:38,140
And what better way
to start a friendship
456
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,342
than with a turtle race?
457
00:18:42,045 --> 00:18:45,580
Oh, wait, you can be
the first to meet...
458
00:18:48,784 --> 00:18:50,853
Slow Bob.
459
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,221
- You have a turtle?
- Yeah.
460
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:53,955
I caught him the other day
running from Burt Reynolds.
461
00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:55,023
He can really fly.
462
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,090
I'm gonna put him
in the race.
463
00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:57,325
Oh, no, no.
464
00:18:57,392 --> 00:18:59,194
Delia Ann's turtle
Margaret Mitchell
465
00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:00,995
has won the turtle race
for the last 18 years.
466
00:19:01,063 --> 00:19:02,730
Because everybody throws
the race for her.
467
00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:04,432
Well, Delia Ann is
a powerful woman.
468
00:19:04,499 --> 00:19:06,267
She gets what she wants.
It's her event.
469
00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:07,836
Well, I am
Mayor Lavon Hayes,
470
00:19:07,903 --> 00:19:09,737
a-and Slow Bob here
is scrappy.
471
00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:10,971
You can't discount scrappy.
472
00:19:12,006 --> 00:19:15,042
Tonight things change.
473
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:17,510
Yeah, well, we'll see.
474
00:19:21,182 --> 00:19:22,482
I'm gonna call it a day.
475
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,551
Well, you can't just
go home and wallow.
476
00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:25,985
And I won't.
477
00:19:26,053 --> 00:19:27,419
My mother had a point.
478
00:19:27,487 --> 00:19:28,888
I need to make
a life here,
479
00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:31,523
and maybe it needs to be a
life by myself right now,
480
00:19:31,591 --> 00:19:33,926
so I'm gonna take
myself on a date
481
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:35,962
as an independent,
self-reliant woman.
482
00:19:37,097 --> 00:19:39,365
Well, good for you.
483
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:42,567
Mm-hmm, as soon as you give
me a lift to the bus stop.
484
00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:47,638
Wade Kinsella,
have you gone certifiable?
485
00:19:47,706 --> 00:19:48,840
Take it you got
my message.
486
00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:50,441
Yeah, I got
your message.
487
00:19:50,509 --> 00:19:51,743
You ripped up
our divorce papers?
488
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:52,911
What is wrong with you?
489
00:19:52,979 --> 00:19:54,145
You didn't tell me
490
00:19:54,213 --> 00:19:56,547
that Colt is also known
as Todd Gainey Jr.
491
00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:57,915
You know him?
492
00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,750
Yeah. Yeah, well, his daddy
and mine used to work
493
00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:01,485
on the same fishing
boat when we were kids.
494
00:20:01,552 --> 00:20:02,987
Now, my daddy--
he may be a drunk,
495
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:05,089
but those Gainey boys never
let up, making fun of him.
496
00:20:05,156 --> 00:20:08,926
Todd was a bully then and
I bet you he's bully now.
497
00:20:08,994 --> 00:20:11,028
You can do better, Tans,
that's all I'm saying.
498
00:20:11,096 --> 00:20:13,730
That's why you did this--
'cause I can do better?
499
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,198
I don't want you
to be mad, Tans;
500
00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:18,301
It's just, I can't
let you marry him.
501
00:20:18,369 --> 00:20:20,370
You're such an idiot.
502
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:25,608
Hi.
503
00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:26,542
One ticket, please.
504
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:28,311
That's right, one.
505
00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:29,578
I'm here by myself.
506
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,446
Don't give me
that pitying look.
507
00:20:32,882 --> 00:20:34,917
Well, well, well,
508
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,818
looks like BlueBell's
fish out of water decided
509
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,887
to swim upstream
to Mobile.
510
00:20:38,955 --> 00:20:42,190
George, um, what are
you doing here?
511
00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:45,260
Well, looks like we are the
only two Woody Allen fans
512
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,394
on the entire Eastern shore.
513
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,695
One, please.
514
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:52,466
Wow, yeah,
what a coincidence.
515
00:20:52,534 --> 00:20:53,935
Well, you enjoy your movie.
516
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,069
See you in BlueBell.
517
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,571
Oh, or... or
we could, uh,
518
00:20:57,639 --> 00:21:00,041
you know, we could
go in together.
519
00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:05,979
Yeah, right, right.
520
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,847
Why not?
521
00:21:07,915 --> 00:21:08,848
Okay.
522
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:23,784
Thank you.
My husband gave these to me, yes.
523
00:21:23,852 --> 00:21:25,686
Well, actually,
they've been in the family
524
00:21:25,754 --> 00:21:27,054
for 15 years.
525
00:21:27,121 --> 00:21:28,021
Oh.
526
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,622
Oh, you just go bye-bye
527
00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,024
with that stuff.
528
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,124
Hello.
529
00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:33,059
Hello, everyone.
530
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,594
I'm Lemon Breeland.
531
00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:36,295
And I'm Mayor Lavon Hayes,
and welcome
532
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:39,933
to the 20th Annual Junior League
Black Tie Turtle Derby,
533
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,200
where the going gets slow,
534
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:43,402
and the slow get going.
535
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,038
And I would like to offer
536
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,941
a special welcome to Delia
Ann Lee, who dreamed up
537
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,643
this beautiful event over 20
years ago and, in doing so,
538
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,947
has preserved the local
turtle population.
539
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,314
And now our esteemed mayor
will explain the rules.
540
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,348
We'll have four
541
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,817
preliminary heats.
542
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,851
The winners will move on
to race for the championship
543
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:03,854
and immortality in the field
of reptile athletics.
544
00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:09,159
A general reminder.
545
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,761
This is an honorable event.
546
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,163
Cheating will not
be tolerated here.
547
00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:16,900
May the best
turtle win!
548
00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:23,372
Wow.
549
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,010
I forgot how much that movie is
such a love letter to New York.
550
00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:28,444
Yeah.
551
00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:30,113
You must miss
it a lot, huh?
552
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:31,447
Oh, my God, every day.
553
00:22:31,515 --> 00:22:33,616
Do you?
554
00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:36,018
You know, I miss
it sometimes,
555
00:22:36,086 --> 00:22:39,521
but you don't get nights
like this in New York.
556
00:22:39,589 --> 00:22:43,191
You don't get
sky or stars.
557
00:22:43,259 --> 00:22:45,861
You definitely don't get
75-degree heat in October.
558
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:48,863
I can't believe
559
00:22:48,931 --> 00:22:51,165
I ran into you here... alone.
560
00:22:51,233 --> 00:22:53,901
Yeah, well, Lemon is not a
fan of Woody Allen. She's...
561
00:22:53,969 --> 00:22:55,637
Especially not Manhattan.
562
00:22:55,704 --> 00:22:58,139
Mainly 'cause she's not a
fan of the actual Manhattan,
563
00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,774
or Brooklyn or Queens,
564
00:22:59,842 --> 00:23:01,308
or anything to do
with New York, really.
565
00:23:01,376 --> 00:23:02,777
Hmm.
566
00:23:02,845 --> 00:23:05,245
She's kind of anti-Statue
of Liberty on principle.
567
00:23:05,312 --> 00:23:07,313
Well, she's definitely
anti-this New Yorker.
568
00:23:07,381 --> 00:23:08,782
Yeah.
569
00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,183
I wish I could disagree.
570
00:23:10,251 --> 00:23:11,852
Mm-hmm.
571
00:23:11,919 --> 00:23:14,420
Anyway, she has the
big turtle race tonight.
572
00:23:14,488 --> 00:23:15,956
- What?
- What?
573
00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:18,892
I'm sorry. You people say things
like that like it's normal.
574
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,425
Right.
575
00:23:20,493 --> 00:23:22,862
Okay, why aren't you
at this fabulous reptile derby?
576
00:23:22,929 --> 00:23:25,330
Let's just say, I'm not
a big fan of turtles.
577
00:23:25,398 --> 00:23:27,967
Oh, so you two aren't as
perfectly matched as you seem?
578
00:23:28,535 --> 00:23:29,501
We have our differences.
579
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,638
Oh, you hardly know me.
You don't have to tell me anything.
580
00:23:32,706 --> 00:23:34,606
No, no, no, no.
No, that's all right.
581
00:23:34,675 --> 00:23:38,009
We just had a rough couple of
years when I was in New York.
582
00:23:38,077 --> 00:23:40,378
You know, I kept on
thinking she'd join me,
583
00:23:40,445 --> 00:23:42,013
and she kept thinking
I'd come back.
584
00:23:42,081 --> 00:23:44,783
And at the end of the day,
who was I kidding?
585
00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:47,318
'Cause can you imagine Lemon
Breeland in New York City?
586
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:48,853
You know, a few months ago,
587
00:23:48,921 --> 00:23:50,989
I couldn't imagine
Zoe Hart in Alabama.
588
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,125
So...
589
00:23:55,193 --> 00:23:57,728
I thought I was ready to meet
someone here, you know, but...
590
00:23:57,796 --> 00:23:58,996
Yeah, instead, you
called to cancel
591
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,397
while he sat
alone in Fancie's?
592
00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:01,498
- Good grief.
- What?
593
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,233
I panicked, okay?
594
00:24:03,301 --> 00:24:05,535
It doesn't make me
a terrible person, does it?
595
00:24:05,603 --> 00:24:07,504
- Huh.
- Oh, man.
596
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,338
Can I buy you
a cup of coffee?
597
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,540
I'm sorry, did you say,
tall glass of wine?
598
00:24:11,608 --> 00:24:13,475
Yes, please.
599
00:24:25,888 --> 00:24:27,856
Yeah! Go, Margaret Mitchell!
600
00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:29,624
Oh, and Number Six,
Snappy, looks
601
00:24:29,692 --> 00:24:31,860
to be making a dramatic move
on the outside rail.
602
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,428
Oh! Whoops!
603
00:24:33,495 --> 00:24:34,596
Snappy seems to have
604
00:24:34,663 --> 00:24:35,897
taken quite a tumble.
605
00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:38,499
Snappy's on his back,
struggling.
606
00:24:38,567 --> 00:24:39,567
Come on, Snappy.
607
00:24:39,635 --> 00:24:41,836
Snappy!
Oh, he's back up.
608
00:24:41,903 --> 00:24:44,238
Yeah. Play through the
pain, little dude.
609
00:24:44,305 --> 00:24:45,940
Margaret Mitchell.
Go Margaret Mitchell!
610
00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:47,641
Oh, come on, Mitchell.
611
00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:49,710
Come on, baby.
612
00:24:49,778 --> 00:24:52,713
M.M., don't choke. Don't choke,
baby. Remember what I told you.
613
00:24:52,781 --> 00:24:55,815
I'm just gonna help her
a little bit.
614
00:24:55,883 --> 00:24:57,851
- Oh, yeah!
- And...
615
00:24:57,918 --> 00:24:59,886
in her jaunty red number,
11, Delia Ann's
616
00:24:59,954 --> 00:25:01,420
Margaret Mitchell
looks as chic
617
00:25:01,488 --> 00:25:03,056
as she does speedy this evening.
618
00:25:05,893 --> 00:25:08,527
Go, Margaret Mitchell! Go!
619
00:25:08,595 --> 00:25:10,696
Oh, wait. Wait.
What do we have here?
620
00:25:10,765 --> 00:25:12,464
Number 17,
621
00:25:12,531 --> 00:25:13,832
Shelly Long, seems
to be overtaking
622
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:14,900
Margaret Mitchell...
623
00:25:18,104 --> 00:25:19,938
Oh, now, come on now!
That's clearly...
624
00:25:20,006 --> 00:25:22,007
Within the rules.
A turtle-racing coach
625
00:25:22,075 --> 00:25:24,042
may correct their
racer's trajectory
626
00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:26,611
so long as they don't push
them towards the finish line.
627
00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,012
Go, Margaret!
She's gonna do it!
628
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,380
She's gonna do it!
629
00:25:34,486 --> 00:25:35,753
Wow. What do you know.
630
00:25:35,821 --> 00:25:37,554
Margaret Mitchell wins again.
631
00:25:37,622 --> 00:25:39,824
No. Just let it go, okay?
632
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,261
All right, next up
we have, uh, Turtlelini,
633
00:25:44,328 --> 00:25:48,198
Prince Caspian
and my very own, Slow Bob.
634
00:25:52,603 --> 00:25:54,938
I was just so excited
for my date with Judson.
635
00:25:55,006 --> 00:25:56,673
It was only
supposed to be fun.
636
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:58,374
You know, a new life experience.
637
00:25:58,442 --> 00:26:00,176
But then,
Addy started talking to me
638
00:26:00,243 --> 00:26:03,545
about what it's like to fall
in love and sharing your souls.
639
00:26:03,613 --> 00:26:05,848
And that's what it's supposed
to be about, right?
640
00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:08,918
So then I saw Judson
through the window,
641
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:12,888
and he looked so nice
and so sweet,
642
00:26:12,956 --> 00:26:14,924
like he could be a real thing.
643
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,793
Then I thought,
why bother?
644
00:26:18,861 --> 00:26:20,328
Why bother go on a first date
645
00:26:20,395 --> 00:26:22,263
when I don't know
how to be in a relationship.
646
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,531
Oh, come on now.
647
00:26:23,598 --> 00:26:25,934
I-I hardly believe that is true.
648
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,268
It is.
649
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,870
When my boyfriend broke up
with me,
650
00:26:28,938 --> 00:26:30,071
I didn't even really cry.
651
00:26:30,139 --> 00:26:31,539
And we were together
652
00:26:31,606 --> 00:26:32,940
for six years.
653
00:26:33,007 --> 00:26:35,075
Six years?
654
00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:36,109
Mm-hmm.
655
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,444
Wow.
656
00:26:37,511 --> 00:26:39,213
That's a, uh...
that's a long time.
657
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,348
Especially because...
658
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:46,954
I'm not sure that I ever
even actually loved him.
659
00:26:49,923 --> 00:26:51,757
Seriously?
660
00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:55,928
I thought I did.
661
00:26:55,996 --> 00:26:58,297
But we never had one night
662
00:26:58,365 --> 00:27:02,134
like-like Diane Keaton
and Woody Allen in that movie.
663
00:27:02,202 --> 00:27:04,236
One night
when we magically connected,
664
00:27:04,303 --> 00:27:06,137
bared our souls.
665
00:27:06,205 --> 00:27:08,106
Six years,
666
00:27:08,174 --> 00:27:11,709
and I never really let him in.
667
00:27:11,777 --> 00:27:14,379
I'm nearly 30 years old,
and I have
668
00:27:14,446 --> 00:27:16,714
never been
in a real relationship.
669
00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:22,652
Something is just wrong with me.
670
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,090
Zoe, just to let you know.
671
00:27:26,157 --> 00:27:28,759
Ev-Everyone is afraid
672
00:27:28,826 --> 00:27:30,961
to make themselves vulnerable.
673
00:27:31,029 --> 00:27:32,930
You know? It's...
674
00:27:32,998 --> 00:27:34,965
It's about baby steps, though.
675
00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:37,233
And, uh, I'll tell you what.
676
00:27:37,301 --> 00:27:40,069
You did a pretty good job
of letting me in just now.
677
00:27:44,608 --> 00:27:46,742
So, maybe there's hope
for you yet.
678
00:28:06,629 --> 00:28:07,529
Hey, Tans.
679
00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,832
What are you doing here?
680
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:11,368
Ah, I think I know why
681
00:28:11,435 --> 00:28:13,603
you really ripped up
those divorce papers.
682
00:28:13,670 --> 00:28:16,306
'Cause your fiancé
is a Grade-D douche?
683
00:28:16,374 --> 00:28:19,641
Or maybe, you are not ready
to see me with someone else.
684
00:28:19,709 --> 00:28:21,243
Maybe that's why we both
685
00:28:21,311 --> 00:28:23,245
put off the divorce so long.
686
00:28:23,313 --> 00:28:25,080
Uh, I didn't put it off.
687
00:28:25,148 --> 00:28:26,248
You did.
688
00:28:26,316 --> 00:28:28,117
Wade, look inside yourself.
689
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,718
Look at your behavior.
690
00:28:29,786 --> 00:28:31,453
It seems to me
you want to give us
691
00:28:31,521 --> 00:28:32,754
another chance.
692
00:28:32,822 --> 00:28:34,322
We were only together
four months.
693
00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:36,257
'Cause all we did was fight.
694
00:28:36,325 --> 00:28:37,858
You hated my guts.
695
00:28:37,927 --> 00:28:40,161
I loved you, you goon.
696
00:28:40,229 --> 00:28:43,798
I was just never sure
if you felt the same.
697
00:28:43,865 --> 00:28:45,199
- Tans, uh...
- But now
698
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,734
that I've seen the way
you reacted
699
00:28:46,802 --> 00:28:48,636
to me and Colt, well...
700
00:28:48,703 --> 00:28:50,437
I think I know how you feel.
701
00:28:50,504 --> 00:28:52,272
Tansy, I...
702
00:28:52,340 --> 00:28:53,740
I think you misunderstood.
703
00:28:53,808 --> 00:28:55,075
I'm-I'm...
704
00:28:55,143 --> 00:28:56,443
You and me--
705
00:28:56,510 --> 00:28:59,012
we have always
been electric together.
706
00:29:00,514 --> 00:29:02,115
We just need
707
00:29:02,183 --> 00:29:04,217
to give in to the passion.
708
00:29:05,419 --> 00:29:07,553
All right.
709
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,828
Get your hands off my fiancée!
710
00:29:15,895 --> 00:29:17,163
Todd Gainey, Jr.
711
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,464
Colt, honey, calm down.
712
00:29:18,531 --> 00:29:19,865
I strongly suggest you go back
713
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:21,599
- where you came from, boy.
- I don't think
714
00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,335
you're in any position
to be making suggestions.
715
00:29:23,402 --> 00:29:25,170
What you gonna do about it?
716
00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,014
Thanks for taking me home.
717
00:29:36,082 --> 00:29:37,982
It was much better
than the bus.
718
00:29:38,049 --> 00:29:39,783
It was my pleasure.
719
00:29:40,851 --> 00:29:41,952
I had a really
great time tonight.
720
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:43,753
Me, too.
721
00:29:43,754 --> 00:29:45,155
Let's see,
you son of a bitch!
722
00:29:45,223 --> 00:29:46,690
- What the hell was that?
- C'mon, Gainey, you can't pull
723
00:29:46,757 --> 00:29:47,757
- the trigger if you tried.
- Honey, no.
724
00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:48,993
Wade, what's going on?
725
00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:50,494
Hey, guys.
726
00:29:50,561 --> 00:29:53,296
Uh, sorry, uh, now's not
a real good time to hang.
727
00:29:53,364 --> 00:29:54,998
This gentleman...
728
00:29:58,735 --> 00:30:01,170
claims he's gonna
kill me now.
729
00:30:01,238 --> 00:30:04,073
We weren't
doing nothing!
730
00:30:04,141 --> 00:30:05,208
Colt? Colt, let's just
be reasonable here.
731
00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:06,509
What is that thing, anyway?
732
00:30:06,576 --> 00:30:08,177
It's a crossbow. What planet
are you from?
733
00:30:08,245 --> 00:30:10,912
Go ahead, Todd. Go ahead,
shoot me. I dare you!
734
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,548
- Are you insane?!
- Wade, shut up. He will.
735
00:30:13,616 --> 00:30:15,517
Colt, I need you to think here,
'cause you're not thinking.
736
00:30:15,584 --> 00:30:17,585
His name ain't Colt.
It's Todd Gainey Jr., and
737
00:30:17,653 --> 00:30:19,521
if ever you need proof that he's
a degenerate, look at him now.
738
00:30:19,588 --> 00:30:20,788
Do not listen to him!
Look at me.
739
00:30:22,058 --> 00:30:23,992
Colt! Look at me.
740
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,360
I'm a lawyer, and
I can tell you,
741
00:30:26,428 --> 00:30:30,831
now what you are about to do
is commit a serious felony.
742
00:30:30,899 --> 00:30:32,900
Now, I'm talking
major jail time.
743
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,002
Now, whatever it is
that you think
744
00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:37,238
Wade has done,
even if he did it...
745
00:30:37,305 --> 00:30:38,539
Which I didn't!
746
00:30:38,606 --> 00:30:39,806
Shut up, Wade.
He's not worth it.
747
00:30:39,874 --> 00:30:41,041
All right,
it's not worth all that.
748
00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:42,608
So why don't you just
749
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,010
give me that, thing?
Come on, Colt.
750
00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:46,079
Just hand it over.
751
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,857
Hey, Tansy, don't...
don't be mad.
752
00:30:57,925 --> 00:30:59,892
I only did it 'cause I love you.
753
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:00,993
This guy.
754
00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:02,261
Next time try flowers.
755
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,963
Seriously? You're joking now?
756
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,498
You're lucky you didn't
757
00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:08,000
shoot someone,
you lunatic.
758
00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:10,836
George, the safety!
759
00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:13,539
Gainey,
you son of a bitch!
760
00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:15,574
- Put your hands under his head.
- Oh, my God. Shot him!
761
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,241
- Just like that.
- Oh, my God!
762
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,476
Oh, he's driving away!
763
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:19,978
There's a thing in my leg!
764
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,280
- Shh...
- There's an arrow in my...
765
00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:23,815
Okay, so, in the final
race, it looks like.
766
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,684
Boxy the Box Turtle is
still stuck in the wall,
767
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:27,485
and Tortoise D'Force
is walking backwards.
768
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,620
So, Margaret Mitchell
and my very own Slow Bob are
769
00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,589
in a slow race
to the finish!
770
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,023
Go, Slow!
771
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,558
Your turtle is
moving too fast.
772
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,193
Oh, he is scrappy,
ain't he?
773
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,062
Do something
about it.
774
00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:41,899
What? Are you asking me
to throw the race for you?
775
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,968
You know very well
this is my event.
776
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,268
I win, and if the
people help me,
777
00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:48,170
so be it.
778
00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:50,206
I won't do it.
779
00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:52,942
Oh, yes, you will.
780
00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,477
You can't come in here
781
00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:57,680
and change the way this race
has been going on for 20 years.
782
00:31:57,748 --> 00:31:59,415
I should never
have let
783
00:31:59,483 --> 00:32:03,218
those ladies talk me into
allowing you to host!
784
00:32:03,285 --> 00:32:10,859
Your arrogance and sanctimonious
attitude has no place here!
785
00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:13,095
And if you won't go
and do anything
786
00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,963
about that turtle
of yours, I will.
787
00:32:15,031 --> 00:32:17,632
I am Delia Ann Lee,
788
00:32:17,699 --> 00:32:20,567
and I will win!
789
00:32:28,543 --> 00:32:30,210
Oh.
790
00:32:30,278 --> 00:32:32,146
Whoops.
791
00:32:38,753 --> 00:32:40,186
Thank you.
792
00:32:40,254 --> 00:32:45,058
I haven't seen fire in you
like that in a long time.
793
00:32:45,126 --> 00:32:47,326
So, folks, it's turtle
neck to turtle neck.
794
00:32:47,394 --> 00:32:49,662
Go, Slow Bob! Go, Slow Bob!
795
00:32:51,597 --> 00:32:52,731
No!
No!
796
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,367
Come on, go, Slow Bob!
797
00:32:55,434 --> 00:32:56,268
Slow Bob, go!
798
00:32:57,403 --> 00:32:59,237
Go! Come on!
799
00:32:59,305 --> 00:33:01,339
Slow Bob wins!
Slow Bob, yeah!
800
00:33:01,407 --> 00:33:02,975
Oh!
801
00:33:03,043 --> 00:33:04,810
- Ah!
- Yes!
802
00:33:04,878 --> 00:33:06,144
Yes!
803
00:33:13,085 --> 00:33:14,418
Addy, thanks for meeting me.
804
00:33:14,486 --> 00:33:15,452
How is he doing?
805
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,755
Here we go.
Here. Come on.
806
00:33:17,823 --> 00:33:20,158
Okay. I'm just gonna...
lay down here. That's it.
807
00:33:20,225 --> 00:33:21,792
Okay. Hang on.
That's good.
808
00:33:21,859 --> 00:33:23,493
I really cannot believe
I shot myself in the leg
809
00:33:23,561 --> 00:33:25,062
with a crossbow.
I know how to handle
810
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:26,362
a crossbow.
811
00:33:26,430 --> 00:33:27,798
Arrow missed his ego.
Good sign.
812
00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:29,299
Right. Well, just
give him the morphine.
813
00:33:29,366 --> 00:33:31,668
At least this time it wasn't
my fault you got injured.
814
00:33:31,736 --> 00:33:33,103
Yeah. Just a little warning
815
00:33:33,171 --> 00:33:34,705
before any indescribable pain
this time!
816
00:33:34,772 --> 00:33:37,640
Whoops. It's easier
when you don't know.
817
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:39,008
Maybe we should call Brick.
818
00:33:39,076 --> 00:33:40,710
Yeah. I can handle
this mess you made.
819
00:33:40,777 --> 00:33:42,244
Of course you'd be married
to a psycho
820
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,279
with a crossbow-wielding
fiancé!
821
00:33:44,347 --> 00:33:45,681
Hey, it's not my
fault that she got
822
00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:47,016
engaged to a lunatic.
823
00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:48,884
He's not a lunatic.
He's just extremely jealous.
824
00:33:48,952 --> 00:33:51,620
No, but it is your fault that you were
canoodling with another man's girl.
825
00:33:51,688 --> 00:33:53,722
You don't know what
you're talking about!
826
00:33:53,789 --> 00:33:55,890
Shh! I have an arrow
in my leg.
827
00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:58,093
All right,
you two, out.
828
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,128
Out!
829
00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:03,664
As soon as I find Colt,
I'm gonna tell him about us.
830
00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:07,836
Whoa, uh, Tans, I think things
got a little out of control.
831
00:34:07,903 --> 00:34:10,003
What are you saying?
832
00:34:10,071 --> 00:34:11,371
Were you about
to kiss me or not?
833
00:34:11,439 --> 00:34:13,774
Well, I was...
834
00:34:15,777 --> 00:34:16,877
but I shouldn't have been.
835
00:34:16,945 --> 00:34:19,146
What's that supposed to mean?
836
00:34:19,214 --> 00:34:22,582
Well, it just, it means...
837
00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:24,451
Tans, I-I don't feel
the same way.
838
00:34:24,518 --> 00:34:27,453
But it doesn't mean you
should marry that psychopath.
839
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,122
I mean, he's a bully
and a drunk,
840
00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:30,456
and if tonight
doesn't prove that,
841
00:34:30,523 --> 00:34:32,391
then I don't know
what to say.
842
00:34:32,459 --> 00:34:35,294
You have no right to tell me
who I can and cannot marry!
843
00:34:35,362 --> 00:34:37,263
Sure, Colt's not perfect,
844
00:34:37,330 --> 00:34:38,464
but he loves me!
845
00:34:38,531 --> 00:34:39,966
He loves me enough
to try and kill you.
846
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,201
At least I know that.
847
00:34:51,543 --> 00:34:52,777
You know, I had fun tonight.
848
00:34:52,844 --> 00:34:55,580
Me, too.
849
00:34:55,648 --> 00:34:58,215
Guess it turns out
we can be friends.
850
00:35:00,619 --> 00:35:04,455
Actually, Lemon, um...
851
00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:06,356
I don't think we can.
852
00:35:08,058 --> 00:35:09,893
Why not?
853
00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:14,964
Because I still love you.
854
00:35:25,942 --> 00:35:27,142
Hello? Addy?
855
00:35:29,313 --> 00:35:30,179
What?!
856
00:35:32,182 --> 00:35:34,049
Okay, okay, thank you.
857
00:35:36,085 --> 00:35:39,053
George is hurt!
858
00:35:39,121 --> 00:35:41,823
I gotta go.
859
00:35:47,496 --> 00:35:49,397
You're all set.
That's what you get
860
00:35:49,465 --> 00:35:51,700
for being a knight
in shining armor all the time.
861
00:35:51,767 --> 00:35:52,934
Oh, really?
862
00:35:53,001 --> 00:35:55,001
Kind of seems to me
863
00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:57,103
that you're the one
always coming to my rescue.
864
00:36:01,609 --> 00:36:03,210
I had a very nice time tonight.
865
00:36:07,048 --> 00:36:08,816
You remind me of
a lot of things.
866
00:36:14,321 --> 00:36:15,655
George!
867
00:36:15,723 --> 00:36:19,359
George, sweetheart,
are you okay?!
868
00:36:19,426 --> 00:36:22,428
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm... I'm...
869
00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:25,930
Honey, I'm, I'm fine.
870
00:36:25,998 --> 00:36:27,999
Oh, my God...
871
00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:30,369
I'm fine.
872
00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:32,804
I'm okay.
873
00:36:32,872 --> 00:36:34,573
Hey...
874
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,343
I'm... just fine.
875
00:36:42,314 --> 00:36:43,814
Nice work.
876
00:36:43,883 --> 00:36:44,849
Thanks.
877
00:36:45,917 --> 00:36:46,684
You okay?
878
00:36:48,252 --> 00:36:50,221
Addy, you were right.
879
00:36:50,689 --> 00:36:53,258
With the right person,
it does just flow.
880
00:37:00,149 --> 00:37:02,184
You can tell me now.
I'm reasonably sober.
881
00:37:03,251 --> 00:37:04,786
I don't think
I will, Rick.
882
00:37:04,853 --> 00:37:07,220
Why not? After all, I got
stuck with a railway ticket.
883
00:37:07,288 --> 00:37:08,622
I think
I'm entitled to know.
884
00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:11,157
Last night I saw what
has happened to you.
885
00:37:11,225 --> 00:37:13,026
The rake I knew in Paris,
I could tell him...
886
00:37:13,593 --> 00:37:14,594
You been here all night?
887
00:37:16,262 --> 00:37:18,331
The one who looked
at me with such hatred.
888
00:37:19,198 --> 00:37:20,567
What you watching?
889
00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:22,901
Casablanca.
It's so sad.
890
00:37:22,969 --> 00:37:24,570
We knew very little
about each other
891
00:37:24,638 --> 00:37:25,904
when we were in
love in Paris.
892
00:37:25,972 --> 00:37:28,541
Why is it that
the ones we want are always
893
00:37:28,608 --> 00:37:30,476
the ones we can't have?
894
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:35,881
I don't know.
895
00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:39,517
All I know is,
896
00:37:39,585 --> 00:37:41,285
we can't give up.
897
00:37:41,354 --> 00:37:42,920
Love is worth fighting for.
898
00:37:42,988 --> 00:37:46,257
Well, I'm not running away
anymore. I'm settled now.
899
00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:47,859
Above a saloon,
it's true,
900
00:37:47,926 --> 00:37:51,463
but walk up a flight.
I'll be expecting you.
901
00:37:58,134 --> 00:37:59,268
Hey!
902
00:37:59,672 --> 00:38:02,239
- Hi
- Glad you're here.
903
00:38:02,306 --> 00:38:07,277
Listen, uh, I didn't
mean to lead you on.
904
00:38:07,345 --> 00:38:09,045
Not last night
905
00:38:09,113 --> 00:38:11,614
and not when
we were together.
906
00:38:11,682 --> 00:38:14,617
I care about you, Tans.
907
00:38:14,685 --> 00:38:17,052
You can do way
better than me.
908
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,856
Certainly do way better
than Todd Gainey, Jr.
909
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,492
Colt is kind of a douche.
910
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:23,526
Yeah.
911
00:38:23,594 --> 00:38:25,762
I told him it's over.
912
00:38:29,031 --> 00:38:31,199
You're gonna find someone
amazing, you know?
913
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:35,504
And you're gonna
have the big wedding
914
00:38:35,571 --> 00:38:36,538
and a cake,
915
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,007
everything.
916
00:38:39,074 --> 00:38:40,308
You deserve to be happy.
917
00:38:42,244 --> 00:38:43,878
I'll have George
redraw the papers.
918
00:38:47,816 --> 00:38:51,385
But, Wade, you deserve
to be happy, too.
919
00:38:51,453 --> 00:38:53,421
Move on from Zoe Hart.
920
00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:56,557
A girl like that
is never ever gonna
921
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:57,792
end up with someone
like you.
922
00:38:57,859 --> 00:38:59,559
It's her loss,
but it's the truth.
923
00:38:59,627 --> 00:39:01,494
I don't know what
you're talking about.
924
00:39:01,562 --> 00:39:03,329
Zoe Hart drives me crazy.
925
00:39:04,398 --> 00:39:05,598
Yeah.
926
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:08,067
You used to drive me crazy, too.
927
00:39:21,815 --> 00:39:24,583
How you feeling,
sweetheart?
928
00:39:24,651 --> 00:39:26,985
Well, uh...
929
00:39:29,489 --> 00:39:30,855
kind of stupid,
actually.
930
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:35,493
I mean, I still can't believe
I got shot in the leg
931
00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:36,894
by a dropped crossbow.
932
00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:39,063
It's not even
a tough story.
933
00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:41,999
How'd you even end up
at Wade's in the first place?
934
00:39:43,567 --> 00:39:46,370
I... uh, I was driving home
935
00:39:46,438 --> 00:39:50,674
from the movies,
and I heard someone screaming.
936
00:39:51,341 --> 00:39:54,410
Well, they were lucky
to have you.
937
00:39:55,179 --> 00:39:57,080
I don't know about that.
938
00:39:57,147 --> 00:39:58,748
Mm.
939
00:39:58,816 --> 00:40:00,383
How were the turtle races?
940
00:40:00,451 --> 00:40:03,452
Oh.
941
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,987
Believe me, honey...
942
00:40:12,996 --> 00:40:15,731
You would have hated it.
943
00:40:15,799 --> 00:40:16,599
Hmm.
944
00:40:36,749 --> 00:40:38,451
So how's the marriage going?
945
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,556
Yeah, we're, uh,
we're divorced now.
946
00:40:42,624 --> 00:40:44,892
Gotta say, seems like
that's for the best.
947
00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:49,563
Ooh, you might want to,
uh, sneak out the back.
948
00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:52,832
No.
949
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:55,535
I freaked out.
950
00:40:55,602 --> 00:40:57,136
I didn't give Judson a chance.
951
00:40:57,203 --> 00:40:59,071
But he's here, he's single,
952
00:40:59,139 --> 00:41:01,407
and a real possibility.
953
00:41:01,474 --> 00:41:02,807
He could be awesome.
954
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,842
Baby steps.
955
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:09,181
Hi.
956
00:41:11,151 --> 00:41:12,584
Hi.
957
00:41:12,652 --> 00:41:14,985
I wanted to apologize... again
958
00:41:15,054 --> 00:41:16,187
for the other night.
959
00:41:16,255 --> 00:41:18,089
I-I... panicked.
960
00:41:18,157 --> 00:41:20,124
I was nervous.
961
00:41:20,192 --> 00:41:22,260
I'm usually not that crazy.
962
00:41:22,827 --> 00:41:25,530
Can I buy you a drink
to make up for it?
963
00:41:27,031 --> 00:41:28,332
It's 10:00 a.m.
964
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,767
Right! Right, right.
965
00:41:30,834 --> 00:41:32,001
Yeah. A cup of coffee?
966
00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:34,037
Oh, we could go to the bakery.
967
00:41:34,105 --> 00:41:36,173
Have you had Agnes's sweet tea?
968
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,175
I hear it's a real
Southern staple.
969
00:41:39,242 --> 00:41:42,812
You know what? I'd love to.
970
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:45,582
Really?
971
00:41:45,649 --> 00:41:46,482
- Yeah.
- Great.
972
00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:47,483
Let's go.
973
00:41:47,551 --> 00:41:48,317
Okay.
974
00:41:50,853 --> 00:41:51,920
Oh. After you.
975
00:41:51,988 --> 00:41:53,989
Oh, thank you.
976
00:41:56,057 --> 00:42:01,493
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