1 00:00:02,650 --> 00:00:05,352 Hey. You're the one who ruined our parade, aren't you? 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,854 I haven't started off well in BlueBell, 3 00:00:06,855 --> 00:00:08,522 with sabotaging the parade 4 00:00:08,523 --> 00:00:10,390 and making an archenemy of your fiancée. 5 00:00:10,391 --> 00:00:11,825 You know how difficult this is for me. 6 00:00:11,826 --> 00:00:13,393 Difficult never stopped me. 7 00:00:13,394 --> 00:00:16,129 I'm so sorry that I don't know what I want. 8 00:00:16,130 --> 00:00:18,097 We got to figure out a way to get along. 9 00:00:18,098 --> 00:00:20,332 - You're right. - So maybe we can be friends. 10 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,101 - I'd like that. - Yeah. 11 00:00:22,102 --> 00:00:24,341 Sure are taking your time with that bandage, Doc. 12 00:00:24,337 --> 00:00:25,705 I don't understand. 13 00:00:25,706 --> 00:00:27,540 There must be some single guys in BlueBell. 14 00:00:27,541 --> 00:00:29,609 Well, there's always Wade. You did nearly hook up 15 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,544 - with him. - Yeah, and that was a mistake, mistake, mistake. 16 00:00:31,545 --> 00:00:33,578 I didn't give Judson a chance. 17 00:00:33,579 --> 00:00:35,480 - Can I buy you a drink? - Yeah. - Great. 18 00:00:35,481 --> 00:00:36,815 Guess it turns out 19 00:00:36,816 --> 00:00:37,916 we can be friends. 20 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:39,250 I don't think we can. 21 00:00:39,251 --> 00:00:40,251 Why not? 22 00:00:40,252 --> 00:00:41,720 Because I still love you. 23 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,392 Ready! Okay! 24 00:01:00,005 --> 00:01:01,238 Oh, look. 25 00:01:01,239 --> 00:01:02,339 It's my favorite guy. 26 00:01:04,242 --> 00:01:06,242 And you, Judson. How are you? 27 00:01:06,243 --> 00:01:07,410 Doing well. 28 00:01:07,411 --> 00:01:09,445 Is Bo feeling okay? 29 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:11,080 - Oh, he's much better. - Right. 30 00:01:11,081 --> 00:01:12,381 So you're just walking him 'cause he 31 00:01:12,382 --> 00:01:13,550 makes you such a ladies' magnet 32 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:14,918 - or...? - It's homecoming. 33 00:01:14,919 --> 00:01:16,920 Got to watch team mascot over the weekend, 34 00:01:16,921 --> 00:01:19,255 make sure the rival team doesn't get any funny ideas. 35 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:22,057 All right. 36 00:01:22,058 --> 00:01:23,859 Come on, Bo. 37 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:25,594 Bye, Bo. 38 00:01:26,863 --> 00:01:29,330 Big Blue! Big Blue! Big Blue! 39 00:01:29,331 --> 00:01:31,033 Big Blue! Big Blue! 40 00:01:31,034 --> 00:01:33,602 Big Blue! Big Blue! 41 00:01:33,603 --> 00:01:36,171 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:53,588 --> 00:01:56,089 Too many grits, not enough patients? 43 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:57,991 No. This whole homecoming thing 44 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,525 is bringing me down, Lavon. 45 00:01:59,526 --> 00:02:00,794 Oh, come on, now. 46 00:02:00,795 --> 00:02:02,862 It's football and family and friends. 47 00:02:02,863 --> 00:02:04,464 What's not to love? 48 00:02:04,465 --> 00:02:05,665 Nothing. 49 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,266 Homecoming is awesome... 50 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:09,602 if you're from the town everyone is coming home to. 51 00:02:09,603 --> 00:02:11,436 If you just moved to that town, 52 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:13,672 it's just another reminder that you don't fit in 53 00:02:13,673 --> 00:02:15,674 and nobody knows you, blah, blah, blah. 54 00:02:15,675 --> 00:02:17,442 Hey, hold on. 55 00:02:17,443 --> 00:02:19,277 I might be able to help you out with this. 56 00:02:20,947 --> 00:02:23,281 See, every year, Lavon Hayes hosts 57 00:02:23,282 --> 00:02:25,250 the Thursday night pregame party. 58 00:02:25,251 --> 00:02:27,118 Folks just love my crab dip, 59 00:02:27,119 --> 00:02:29,487 my mix CDs, 60 00:02:29,488 --> 00:02:31,555 my apple martinis. 61 00:02:31,556 --> 00:02:33,825 Thing is, I'm a little overextended at the moment. 62 00:02:33,826 --> 00:02:36,027 You know, coach's mama took ill, he had to leave town, 63 00:02:36,028 --> 00:02:37,561 asked me to take over for him. 64 00:02:37,562 --> 00:02:39,731 Is there an assistant coach for that kind of stuff? 65 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:42,666 Assistant coaches don't always win homecoming games. 66 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:45,201 NFL champions, on the other hand... 67 00:02:45,202 --> 00:02:46,637 That's right... you're very special. 68 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:48,005 I get it. 69 00:02:48,006 --> 00:02:49,372 How is this helping me? 70 00:02:49,373 --> 00:02:51,108 You can host the party. 71 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:52,776 Give you a chance to, uh, 72 00:02:52,777 --> 00:02:54,244 participate in the town festivities. 73 00:02:54,245 --> 00:02:56,179 I've never thrown anything 74 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:58,180 this big by myself before. 75 00:02:58,181 --> 00:02:59,849 You know what? 76 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,350 I have a friend in New York... 77 00:03:01,351 --> 00:03:02,551 she's a professional party planner. 78 00:03:02,552 --> 00:03:03,519 I'll call her and ask for advice. 79 00:03:04,821 --> 00:03:05,988 Yeah. 80 00:03:05,989 --> 00:03:07,356 Uh, no, you don't need a professional. 81 00:03:07,357 --> 00:03:09,291 It's pretty much just, uh, chips and salsa, 82 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,661 whatever beer is on sale at the local Dixie Stop. 83 00:03:11,662 --> 00:03:13,428 Look, here's, um, my usual shopping list 84 00:03:13,429 --> 00:03:15,363 if you want to use it for a jumping-off point. 85 00:03:15,364 --> 00:03:16,464 Thanks, Big Z. 86 00:03:16,465 --> 00:03:18,033 Well... thank you. 87 00:03:27,309 --> 00:03:28,609 We need to talk. 88 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:29,677 I'm meeting some friends for breakfast. 89 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:30,711 It's rude to be late. 90 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:34,214 Lemon, I told you I loved you. 91 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,349 Now, you-you can't just ignore me. 92 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:47,727 ...right into Kimmy's garage door. 93 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,063 I mean, we all know she likes to sing in the car 94 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,330 with her eyes closed, so that's crazy. 95 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,765 Oh. 96 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,567 So what are y'all talking about? 97 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,935 Sophomore year. 98 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,436 Homecoming weekend. 99 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,838 Wasn't that the most fun? 100 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,472 Suppose I don't remember. 101 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:01,940 Don't remember? 102 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,209 You almost burned down the football stadium. 103 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,510 That was a long time ago. 104 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,612 Might as well have been a different person. 105 00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:13,719 So... what time is everyone 106 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,887 going over to Lavon's tomorrow night? 107 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:18,355 Well, I'm afraid that George and I 108 00:04:18,356 --> 00:04:20,024 won't be attending the party. 109 00:04:20,025 --> 00:04:22,359 My poor fiancé is still hobbling around on crutches 110 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,961 thanks to that terrible crossbow incident, 111 00:04:23,962 --> 00:04:27,898 and I just don't feel right leaving him all by himself. 112 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:30,167 You are such a good person, Lemon. 113 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:32,036 Well, I try. 114 00:04:32,037 --> 00:04:34,037 I do. 115 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:36,773 Mimosa. 116 00:04:36,774 --> 00:04:39,008 Not a waiter, Lemon; bartender. 117 00:04:39,009 --> 00:04:40,643 Thank you. 118 00:04:40,644 --> 00:04:41,778 Yeah! 119 00:04:41,779 --> 00:04:43,012 What's happening, man? 120 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:44,647 Good to see you. 121 00:04:44,648 --> 00:04:46,616 What's going on, man? 122 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:58,627 No way. 123 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:07,468 Hey, Wade. 124 00:05:07,469 --> 00:05:09,871 Don't tell me you need another divorce already. 125 00:05:09,872 --> 00:05:11,572 Guess who just walked into the Rammer Jammer. 126 00:05:11,573 --> 00:05:13,141 Jimmy Praboo. 127 00:05:13,142 --> 00:05:15,276 Jimmy Praboo? Well, get out of town. 128 00:05:15,277 --> 00:05:16,811 - Are you sure it's him? - Oh, 100%. 129 00:05:16,812 --> 00:05:19,013 I could smell the stench of evil a mile away. 130 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,815 Guess you know what this means, don't you? 131 00:05:20,816 --> 00:05:22,348 Don't tell me you still have the list. 132 00:05:22,349 --> 00:05:23,716 Waiting in my drawer 133 00:05:23,717 --> 00:05:25,051 the last ten years. 134 00:05:25,052 --> 00:05:26,552 Nobody...but nobody... 135 00:05:26,553 --> 00:05:28,621 puts heat rub in George Tucker's jock 136 00:05:28,622 --> 00:05:30,056 and gets away with it. 137 00:05:30,057 --> 00:05:32,092 Yeah, that was a, uh... that was an unfortunate week. 138 00:05:32,093 --> 00:05:33,660 So you in? 139 00:05:33,661 --> 00:05:35,295 Hell, yeah. 140 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:37,797 But I'll tell you what... why don't you come over 141 00:05:37,798 --> 00:05:38,864 to Lemon's instead? 'Cause she's cooking. 142 00:05:38,865 --> 00:05:40,599 There's always way too much food. 143 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,901 How's 7:30 sound for you? 144 00:05:41,902 --> 00:05:43,335 I'll see you then, Mighty Mouse. 145 00:05:43,336 --> 00:05:45,537 Later on, Donkey Kong. 146 00:05:57,783 --> 00:05:59,851 Hello, darling. 147 00:05:59,852 --> 00:06:01,585 I'm having sex with Ryan Gosling right now. 148 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:02,921 He says hi. 149 00:06:02,922 --> 00:06:03,922 Oh, should I call back, or..? 150 00:06:03,923 --> 00:06:05,089 Never. Even if I were 151 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:06,724 having sex with Ryan Gosling, I would 152 00:06:06,725 --> 00:06:08,126 kick him out of bed just to talk to you. 153 00:06:08,127 --> 00:06:09,727 That is how much I love you. 154 00:06:09,728 --> 00:06:11,228 Now, tell me everything. 155 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:13,697 What has become of my poor, sweet, exiled little waif? 156 00:06:13,698 --> 00:06:15,065 Have you succumbed to a life 157 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:16,733 of hayrides and chicken-fried steaks? 158 00:06:16,734 --> 00:06:18,202 No. And it's not that bad. 159 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,970 I'm surviving. 160 00:06:19,971 --> 00:06:21,238 Actually, the reason I called you 161 00:06:21,239 --> 00:06:22,940 is because I'm throwing a party tomorrow night, 162 00:06:22,941 --> 00:06:24,341 and I need your advice on something. 163 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,442 Ask away, darling. 164 00:06:25,443 --> 00:06:26,876 Okay, let's say 165 00:06:26,877 --> 00:06:29,478 you were in the market for a Jell-O mold. 166 00:06:29,479 --> 00:06:32,614 Is there a certain flavor that's better than the others, 167 00:06:32,615 --> 00:06:34,516 or do all molds pretty much taste the same? 168 00:06:34,517 --> 00:06:36,118 I'm sorry. I think the connection's bad. 169 00:06:36,119 --> 00:06:37,987 Did you just say Jell-O mold? 170 00:06:39,723 --> 00:06:40,957 Zoe, you have a minute? 171 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,790 I'm going to call you back, okay? 172 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:44,159 Bye. 173 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,595 This is, uh, Colby Slaughter, 174 00:06:47,596 --> 00:06:49,397 starting quarterback for the BlueBell Blue. 175 00:06:49,398 --> 00:06:50,899 He just puked on the field. 176 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,968 Bummer. How do you feel now, Colby? 177 00:06:55,471 --> 00:06:56,637 Not too good. 178 00:07:01,642 --> 00:07:03,377 Your eyes are pretty watery. 179 00:07:03,378 --> 00:07:04,945 Have they been bothering you all day? 180 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,247 Since yesterday. 181 00:07:06,248 --> 00:07:08,148 I thought it was just a cold, but then my stomach 182 00:07:08,149 --> 00:07:09,350 started hurting this morning and... 183 00:07:09,351 --> 00:07:11,385 It sounds like you just caught a bad flu. 184 00:07:11,386 --> 00:07:13,487 Like a 24-hour kind of flu? 185 00:07:13,488 --> 00:07:15,355 Maybe... but you shouldn't practice anymore today. 186 00:07:15,356 --> 00:07:16,589 You don't want to overexert yourself. 187 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:17,957 But I have to practice. 188 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:19,825 The game is only two days away. 189 00:07:19,826 --> 00:07:21,327 Now, now, Colby. 190 00:07:21,328 --> 00:07:22,661 It's just a game. 191 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:25,431 Your health is more important than football. 192 00:07:25,432 --> 00:07:27,300 He'll be okay by Friday, right? Two whole days off. 193 00:07:29,036 --> 00:07:31,503 I'll have Addy run a blood test, make sure there's no infection. 194 00:07:31,504 --> 00:07:32,771 But just to be safe, 195 00:07:32,772 --> 00:07:34,273 you'd better prep your other quarterback. 196 00:07:34,274 --> 00:07:36,474 But Joey sucks. 197 00:07:38,077 --> 00:07:40,545 Yeah, he does, Colby. 198 00:07:40,546 --> 00:07:43,115 Yeah, he does. 199 00:07:45,718 --> 00:07:47,251 Lemon. 200 00:07:47,252 --> 00:07:48,819 Another beer. 201 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,821 You snap those fingers at me one more time, Wade, 202 00:07:50,822 --> 00:07:52,656 I swear to God I will chop them 203 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:54,258 off that dainty little hand of yours. 204 00:07:54,259 --> 00:07:55,393 Hey, come on, now, y'all. 205 00:07:55,394 --> 00:07:56,760 Let's... let's try and remember 206 00:07:56,761 --> 00:07:57,962 who the real enemy is here. 207 00:07:57,963 --> 00:07:59,263 Not my enemy. 208 00:07:59,264 --> 00:08:01,765 I don't even remember a Jimmy Praboo. 209 00:08:01,766 --> 00:08:02,933 He was three years ahead of us 210 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,167 when Wade and I joined the football team, 211 00:08:04,168 --> 00:08:05,802 and he took it upon himself 212 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:08,138 to make our lives miserable. 213 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,773 I mean, he would steal our jerseys, he would make us... 214 00:08:10,774 --> 00:08:12,575 make us late to practice, and he would put 215 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:13,676 shaving cream in our helmets. 216 00:08:13,677 --> 00:08:14,844 Tell her about the heat rub. 217 00:08:17,848 --> 00:08:20,749 Let's just say that he deserves 218 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,217 what is coming to him. 219 00:08:22,218 --> 00:08:23,785 But who cares? 220 00:08:23,786 --> 00:08:26,021 - It was a million years ago. - Hey. 221 00:08:26,022 --> 00:08:27,256 I care. 222 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,258 Yes, of course you care, Wade, 223 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,725 'cause you're still a child. 224 00:08:30,726 --> 00:08:32,294 But, George, honey, it's... it's beneath you. 225 00:08:32,295 --> 00:08:33,795 It is. 226 00:08:33,796 --> 00:08:35,529 A little bit. 227 00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:37,665 You're right. 228 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:39,834 But there is a sense of justice being done here, 229 00:08:39,835 --> 00:08:41,569 and I am a lawyer, 230 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:42,937 and, Lemon, you do not understand 231 00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:44,271 the pain that was... 232 00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:45,605 There was a... there was a burning. 233 00:08:45,606 --> 00:08:47,307 It was... it was just a... it was a burning. 234 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:49,709 Which is why I still say we go with number four. 235 00:08:51,512 --> 00:08:53,313 Can't even read this. This says, uh, uh... 236 00:08:53,314 --> 00:08:55,148 "Fill his locker with tarantulas"? 237 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:57,650 And you realize... 238 00:08:57,651 --> 00:08:59,786 he doesn't have a locker anymore. 239 00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:02,288 So we fill his car with tarantulas! 240 00:09:02,289 --> 00:09:04,690 Though I guess that would take twice the amount of tarantulas. 241 00:09:04,691 --> 00:09:06,692 I know a guy who can get them on the cheap. 242 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:08,361 Okay. What else we got? 243 00:09:08,362 --> 00:09:10,997 I still think number six is doable. 244 00:09:10,998 --> 00:09:13,632 All we need's a helicopter and a tiny monkey. 245 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,567 Oh, for heaven's sake. 246 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,311 Lemon... help us. 247 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:28,646 - What? Excuse me? - What? 248 00:09:28,647 --> 00:09:30,815 You are a natural at this, sweetheart, and you know that. 249 00:09:30,816 --> 00:09:33,017 And nobody ever pulled off a prank quite like Lemon Breeland. 250 00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:34,885 I-I still don't know how you got that cow 251 00:09:34,886 --> 00:09:36,268 into Mrs. Gleason's office, 252 00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:38,489 but watching her try to lure that thing down the stairs... 253 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,956 that was amazing. 254 00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:41,358 Okay, for the record, 255 00:09:41,359 --> 00:09:43,394 Mrs. Gleason was being terribly unfair 256 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:45,162 about allowing me to retake the vocabulary test. 257 00:09:45,163 --> 00:09:46,663 She had it coming. 258 00:09:46,664 --> 00:09:48,398 So does Jimmy Praboo. 259 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,365 No. 260 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:51,401 No. 261 00:10:03,747 --> 00:10:04,913 Gigi! 262 00:10:06,615 --> 00:10:08,150 You said Jell-O mold, 263 00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:10,118 I heard nervous breakdown. 264 00:10:10,119 --> 00:10:11,253 I can't believe you're here. 265 00:10:11,254 --> 00:10:12,687 The flight was only two hours. 266 00:10:12,688 --> 00:10:15,257 Pierre let me borrow his plane, so it was easy-peasy. 267 00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:17,259 Oh, before I forget... 268 00:10:18,361 --> 00:10:19,827 Zabar's? 269 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,296 I figured BlueBell doesn't do bagels. 270 00:10:22,297 --> 00:10:23,897 There's kosher salami in there, too. 271 00:10:23,898 --> 00:10:25,566 That's your favorite, right? 272 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,000 Can I kiss you? Would that be weird? 273 00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:30,271 So I want to hear about you 274 00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:32,005 and BlueBell 275 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,308 and this amazing party you're throwing. 276 00:10:34,309 --> 00:10:36,310 I don't know how amazing it's going to be. 277 00:10:36,311 --> 00:10:37,611 It's basically just a football thing. 278 00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:39,212 The town's gearing up for a big 279 00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:40,547 homecoming game this weekend. 280 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,415 Homecoming. Adorable. 281 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:44,451 It's... it's like Friday Night Lights, 282 00:10:44,452 --> 00:10:46,419 but without all the depressing parts. 283 00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:49,890 Wow. 284 00:10:49,891 --> 00:10:51,357 So, then, your party 285 00:10:51,358 --> 00:10:54,426 is, like, a big deal. 286 00:10:54,427 --> 00:10:57,329 I hereby offer you my official party planning services, 287 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,264 free of charge. 288 00:10:59,265 --> 00:11:00,967 You're welcome. 289 00:11:02,202 --> 00:11:04,737 You wanting to help is so sweet, 290 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:08,307 but I don't know if BlueBell is ready for a full-scale 291 00:11:08,308 --> 00:11:10,642 Gigi Godfrey event. I'm still trying to fit in here. 292 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:11,743 So we'll do it just right. 293 00:11:11,744 --> 00:11:14,378 Just wait. By this time tomorrow night, 294 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:17,082 Zoe Hart is going 295 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:19,050 to own BlueBell. 296 00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:20,184 Cheers! 297 00:11:28,029 --> 00:11:31,529 sync by Elderfel, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com 298 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:51,018 Oh. Omelet or scramble? 299 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,320 I've gotten pretty good at both, 300 00:11:52,321 --> 00:11:54,387 although the soft boil still eludes me. 301 00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:55,555 Why are your shoes green? 302 00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:58,291 I have no idea. I'm not even awake. 303 00:11:58,292 --> 00:12:00,059 Sorry about that. It's my bad. 304 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,195 I had the lawn greened up for the party tonight. 305 00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:03,863 You know, wanted the place to look nice. 306 00:12:03,864 --> 00:12:05,265 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, 307 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,100 what with the crazy football uniform you're wearing. 308 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,768 I'm going to practice. 309 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,203 Yeah, I thought this might help inspire the kids. 310 00:12:11,204 --> 00:12:13,372 Lord knows, they're gonna need it. 311 00:12:13,373 --> 00:12:15,006 You're inspiring me right now. 312 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:17,409 Lavon, this is my friend Gigi. 313 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:19,511 She's helping me with the party. 314 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,146 Gigi, this is Lavon. 315 00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:23,682 Your shopping list was so helpful, Lavon. 316 00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:25,750 Thanks for the great tips. 317 00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:27,552 My pleasure. 318 00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:28,819 Oh, another word to the wise. 319 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,789 Double up on the crab dip. It's a crowd pleaser. 320 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,190 Good to know. 321 00:12:33,191 --> 00:12:34,992 Have fun, you two. 322 00:12:39,798 --> 00:12:41,098 I still don't see why you had 323 00:12:41,099 --> 00:12:42,932 to bring Lemon in on this. 324 00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:45,135 Why are you making such a big deal out of this, huh? 325 00:12:45,136 --> 00:12:46,903 I mean, the three of us used to hang out 326 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,104 all the time back in high school. 327 00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:49,640 Yeah, back when she was fun. 328 00:12:49,641 --> 00:12:50,840 She still is fun. 329 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,208 She is just stressed out, all right? 330 00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:53,677 She's got the holidays coming up and, you know, 331 00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:54,844 she's got all the wedding plans. 332 00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,146 Look, this is a chance for her 333 00:12:56,147 --> 00:12:57,647 to blow off some steam and have a good time. 334 00:12:57,648 --> 00:12:59,815 She doesn't know how to have a good time anymore, man. 335 00:12:59,816 --> 00:13:01,484 She's-she's-she's stiffer than a... 336 00:13:01,485 --> 00:13:03,919 Do not finish that thought. 337 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,121 Afternoon, gentlemen. 338 00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:06,889 Hey. 339 00:13:10,661 --> 00:13:12,818 Who wants tuna fish and who wants turkey? 340 00:13:12,829 --> 00:13:15,997 Oh, baby, you didn't have to go through all this trouble. 341 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,265 Turkey's got cheese, though, right? 342 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:18,400 Of course, sweetheart. 343 00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:19,567 Hey, this is supposed 344 00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,102 to be a strategizing session, not a pic... 345 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:23,971 a picnic. 346 00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:27,008 What's this? 347 00:13:27,009 --> 00:13:29,576 That is the official BlueBell itinerary 348 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:30,795 for homecoming weekend. 349 00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:32,145 If you flip to page three, you will see 350 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,514 that Jimmy Praboo is officiating 351 00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:35,949 the coin toss at the game this Friday night. 352 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,083 Now, that is where 353 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,928 - we want to get him. - Hey, Lemon? 354 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,922 We don't need a location for the prank. We need a prank. 355 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:46,091 And the key to pulling off a perfect prank is specificity. 356 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,627 I cannot practice proper 357 00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:49,395 psychological warfare until I understand 358 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,230 the psyche of who I'm dealing with. 359 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,799 Now, she's just making up words. 360 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,151 If you want my help 361 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,401 in destroying Jimmy Praboo, 362 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,488 I need to know his Achilles Heel. 363 00:13:57,471 --> 00:14:00,039 His fatal flaw, if you will. 364 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,573 Jimmy's real vain. 365 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,007 He's a real 366 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,743 pretty boy type. He never left 367 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,164 the locker room without making sure every hair was just so. 368 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,047 He used a lot of mousse. 369 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:12,169 Oh... that is perfect. 370 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,952 What is perfect? 371 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,020 Boys, I'm gonna need some Fun Sip... 372 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,788 Blue Raspberry. 373 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,697 That would be fabulous. 374 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,098 I owe you one, Tom. 375 00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,333 Ciao, darling. 376 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:30,568 - Hi. - Hi. 377 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:31,669 Tom? 378 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,470 Colicchio. I'm flying him in, 379 00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:36,402 but only if we like his menu more than Susan's. 380 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:37,774 - Take a look. - Well, I see 381 00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:39,175 you're keeping everything under control. 382 00:14:39,176 --> 00:14:41,378 Just read the menu and tell me you're not in love 383 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:42,512 because I am in love. 384 00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:45,448 And I am going to exercise my veto power. 385 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,851 - On which one? - All of it. 386 00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,852 Gigi, it's too much. I know these people. 387 00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:51,019 Seared octopus is not going to 388 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,354 appeal to their palates. 389 00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:53,389 Maybe you're underestimating them. 390 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,390 Trust me, I'm not. 391 00:14:54,391 --> 00:14:56,324 Fine. Then it's your 392 00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:58,527 responsibility to help them. 393 00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,462 Show them what they've been missing all their lives. 394 00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,297 Let your New York flag fly! 395 00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:03,331 They don't like my New York flag. 396 00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:04,600 They don't even like my shorts. 397 00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,000 Sweetie, can I be honest? 398 00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:07,602 From what you've told me, 399 00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:10,571 you've spent a lot of time and effort trying to fit in here, 400 00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:11,806 but it hasn't worked; you've got 401 00:15:11,807 --> 00:15:12,940 one friend, and you pay him rent. 402 00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:15,242 There's also Shelley... 403 00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:16,744 rapidly becoming a legitimate acquaintance. 404 00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:17,845 Maybe it's time 405 00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:19,647 to show this town the real you, 406 00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:20,915 the amazing you, 407 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,717 and let them fall in love with that person... 408 00:15:23,718 --> 00:15:25,285 the way I did... 409 00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:28,955 the way the best city on the entire freaking planet did. 410 00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,824 New York loves Zoe Hart! 411 00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:33,860 New York really did love me, didn't it? We totally hung out. 412 00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:35,529 Damn straight! You rocked that city, 413 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:38,163 and you could do the same here, but not 414 00:15:38,164 --> 00:15:39,765 if you're afraid to give people 415 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,534 your best stuff. Do you trust me? 416 00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:43,869 I do... 417 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:45,571 Excellent. Now, let's discuss cocktails. 418 00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:47,473 Okay. 419 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,177 Hey, Zoe. 420 00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,083 Care to share? 421 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,718 Nothing to tell. 422 00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:02,854 He's the local veterinarian; we almost went out on a date, 423 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:04,121 but then we didn't, because... 424 00:16:04,122 --> 00:16:05,241 Because he's gay? 425 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,124 - What?! No! - Oh, honey, 426 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,292 please! 427 00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:10,661 What, what are you doing? 428 00:16:12,229 --> 00:16:15,532 - Hi, I'm Zoe's friend, Gigi. - Hi. 429 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,211 We're throwing a party tonight at Vaughn's house, 430 00:16:17,201 --> 00:16:19,536 and we would love for you to come. 431 00:16:19,537 --> 00:16:20,804 That does sound like fun. 432 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,706 Unfortunately, I got to watch a pig tonight. 433 00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,475 The more the merrier! See you at 8:00. 434 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,413 See? Gay. 435 00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:32,582 You're insane. 436 00:16:36,186 --> 00:16:37,653 Oh! How could this possibly happen?! 437 00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:39,655 My backup quarterback is out, too! 438 00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:41,390 Flus are contagious. Viruses spread. 439 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:45,760 And these boys are literally on top of each other all day long. 440 00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:48,696 It's unfortunate, but not that surprising. 441 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,786 Is there some kind of mysterious 442 00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:52,466 quarterback flu I don't know about? 443 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,134 Like swine flu or bird flu? 444 00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:55,569 None that are 445 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,705 registered with the CDC, but I can double-check. 446 00:16:57,706 --> 00:16:59,607 Please do! 447 00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:02,506 Because Lavon Hayes does not accept defeat! 448 00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:05,718 Unless he doesn't have any quarterbacks to play, 449 00:17:05,713 --> 00:17:08,080 in which case, Lavon Hayes is screwed. 450 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:11,283 Well, Colby's lab work came back negative for group A strep. 451 00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:13,887 I can run more tests, do a culture for pertussis, 452 00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:15,121 see if I missed anything. 453 00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:18,491 If only Colby were here... 454 00:17:23,095 --> 00:17:26,765 Oh, look at that. Colby's here. 455 00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:29,601 For the record, I didn't let him on the field. 456 00:17:29,602 --> 00:17:31,336 Colby, I told you to stay in bed 457 00:17:31,337 --> 00:17:32,337 and get some rest. 458 00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:33,872 I'm just watching. In case I feel 459 00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:35,473 better tomorrow, I want to be ready. 460 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:36,582 Yeah, well, in the meantime, 461 00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:38,409 you could be infecting the entire team 462 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:40,344 with whatever it is that you have. 463 00:17:40,345 --> 00:17:42,847 Colby, go home! 464 00:17:42,848 --> 00:17:44,749 Joey, go home. 465 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,919 Everyone else, you're all getting a physical. 466 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,554 Who's first? 467 00:17:49,555 --> 00:17:51,022 - Get out of the way! - Me first! 468 00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:52,473 Hey, hey, one at a time. 469 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,323 Out of the way! 470 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,159 - Look out, Bob! - No, no, no, no. Me first. 471 00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:09,972 Oh, no. 472 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:11,406 Yay! You're home! 473 00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:14,076 I got the best hookup for cater waiters in Mobile. 474 00:18:14,077 --> 00:18:17,412 Those two were dancers in that movie with Cher and Christina. 475 00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,414 So much dirt. 476 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:22,150 - Gigi, I have just had the longest day. - I know. 477 00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:24,672 I expected you home forever ago. But don't worry, 478 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,007 I've got it under control. 479 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,989 Although the fact that you haven't even mentioned 480 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:29,356 my dress yet is deeply upsetting. 481 00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:31,258 I'm sorry. It's great. 482 00:18:31,259 --> 00:18:32,860 I knew you'd love it. 483 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,395 Still finishing up my face. 484 00:18:34,396 --> 00:18:36,230 Wait until you see what you're wearing. 485 00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:38,733 Uh, but I don't, I don't, I haven't thought about... 486 00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:40,200 Ta-dah! 487 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,268 I saw it at Bergdorf's yesterday and had 488 00:18:42,269 --> 00:18:43,503 to get it for you. 489 00:18:43,504 --> 00:18:44,738 Doesn't it remind you 490 00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:46,506 of that dress you wore at Zach's party? 491 00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:49,342 Zach's party. Um... 492 00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:51,578 This is going to beat it. The people here 493 00:18:51,579 --> 00:18:53,784 are going to die when they see you in this. 494 00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:57,249 They're going to erect a statue in your honor. 495 00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,686 Talk to me. 496 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,195 Okay, these are all sugar-free just like you asked. 497 00:19:11,196 --> 00:19:12,696 Okay. And you got the wrench? 498 00:19:12,697 --> 00:19:15,181 You know, I'm a little sick and tired of being treated 499 00:19:15,165 --> 00:19:16,398 like an underling in this operation. 500 00:19:16,605 --> 00:19:19,139 You'll won't even know Jimmy was in town if it wasn't for me. 501 00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:21,537 As of yet, I don't have any reason to believe, Lemon, 502 00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:24,440 that your ideas are any better than, say mi... 503 00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:25,307 Whoa! 504 00:19:27,544 --> 00:19:28,810 Cool! 505 00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:30,780 Oh, that is more than cool. It's effective. 506 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:33,414 If I were to turn that hose on you right now, it'd stain 507 00:19:33,415 --> 00:19:34,783 your skin bright blue! 508 00:19:34,784 --> 00:19:36,384 You are freaking amazing. 509 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:37,953 I'll admit it's got style, 510 00:19:37,954 --> 00:19:39,554 but I still don't see how we're supposed to smuggle 511 00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,489 a garden hose into a football stadium full of people 512 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,690 without getting caught. 513 00:19:42,691 --> 00:19:44,192 Oh, sweet, simple Wade, 514 00:19:44,193 --> 00:19:45,586 your mama must've 515 00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:47,728 dropped you on your head as a child. 516 00:19:49,097 --> 00:19:50,697 Here's how it's gonna go down, soldiers. 517 00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:53,700 Tonight, while Jimmy's out to dinner with his Nana Betsy, 518 00:19:53,701 --> 00:19:55,836 we are going to break into his hotel room 519 00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:57,471 and fill the showerhead with the powder. 520 00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,473 After dinner, he'll come back to change. 521 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:01,144 He's a pretty boy, right? 522 00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:03,409 There's no way that he'll go straight from dinner with Nana 523 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,245 to Lavon's party without a quick shower. 524 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,880 Two seconds under that spray, 525 00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:09,415 and he will be blue as a Smurf for the whole weekend! 526 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,884 And he'll stay home. 527 00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:12,551 - Game over. - Oh, he will 528 00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:14,287 opt out of Lavon's for sure. 529 00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:15,992 But he can't miss the game. 530 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:18,456 After all, he is officiating the coin toss. 531 00:20:18,457 --> 00:20:19,557 He has to be there. 532 00:20:23,562 --> 00:20:26,419 She's back, ladies and gentlemen! 533 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,667 Wait! Wait a second. 534 00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:31,536 Okay, all right, all right. Oh, baby! 535 00:20:31,537 --> 00:20:33,504 Quick, quick, put me down! 536 00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:36,804 Oh, my God! 537 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:38,375 ♪ ♪ 538 00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:46,383 Welcome everyone! 539 00:20:46,384 --> 00:20:48,019 Enjoy our signature cocktail. 540 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,653 A blue moon for the fabulous people of BlueBell. 541 00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:53,857 Why is it purple? 542 00:20:53,858 --> 00:20:56,726 Blue is so blah, and purple just pops, don't you think?! 543 00:20:56,727 --> 00:20:58,094 It's the crème de violette 544 00:20:58,095 --> 00:20:59,762 that gives it the color. 545 00:20:59,763 --> 00:21:01,097 It tastes good. 546 00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:03,666 I promise. 547 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,600 Hm-mm. 548 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:09,038 Good Lord! 549 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:11,172 It's like a bordello threw up in the mayor's house. 550 00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:13,042 We went with a bold color palette. 551 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:14,810 I think it looks pretty. 552 00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:15,878 Lavon's gonna love it. 553 00:21:15,879 --> 00:21:17,929 You mean, he hasn't seen it yet? 554 00:21:17,914 --> 00:21:19,514 No. He's still at practice. 555 00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:22,016 Oh... 556 00:21:22,017 --> 00:21:25,720 Zoe! This party is 557 00:21:25,721 --> 00:21:27,222 capital F for fabulous. 558 00:21:27,223 --> 00:21:30,024 Molecular gastronomy in BlueBell! 559 00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:32,193 I'm gonna give it a rave in my blog. 560 00:21:32,194 --> 00:21:34,362 Then again, I'm probably the only one in this town 561 00:21:34,363 --> 00:21:36,930 who appreciates a good truffle foam. 562 00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:41,468 I don't understand this food. 563 00:21:41,469 --> 00:21:42,736 It's foamy! 564 00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:44,905 Foamy faux hoagies? 565 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:47,707 It-It's just not right. 566 00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:51,544 - Hi. - Judson! 567 00:21:51,545 --> 00:21:52,712 Hey, you came. 568 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:53,812 Yeah. A purple drink! This is fancy. 569 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,248 Where's Bo? 570 00:21:55,249 --> 00:21:57,250 I thought he was your responsibility all weekend. 571 00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:59,185 My cousin is watching him this weekend. 572 00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:01,253 Were those guys in Burlesque? 573 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,489 Love that movie. 574 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,678 Jimmy Praboo. Twelve o'clock. 575 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,759 Wait. There's the shower. 576 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,995 Next comes the scream. 577 00:22:53,669 --> 00:22:56,271 That can't be good. 578 00:23:03,646 --> 00:23:05,146 Seared doesn't mean hot. 579 00:23:05,147 --> 00:23:07,781 I just want chicken fingers. 580 00:23:10,352 --> 00:23:12,619 I hear you have a new friend in town. 581 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:15,923 No big deal. I thought we were friends, but... 582 00:23:15,924 --> 00:23:17,524 whatever. 583 00:23:17,525 --> 00:23:19,360 You can have two. 584 00:23:19,361 --> 00:23:21,294 However, your lack of chicken fingers? 585 00:23:21,295 --> 00:23:23,163 That's unforgiveable. 586 00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:28,368 Is that a fanny pack? 587 00:23:28,369 --> 00:23:30,703 I needed a place to store my cell phone, 588 00:23:30,704 --> 00:23:33,673 and I like to use two hands when I dance. 589 00:23:33,674 --> 00:23:35,741 You don't wear that thing in public; it's rude. 590 00:23:35,742 --> 00:23:37,909 Rudimentary... in its convenience. 591 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,979 Nice to see you, Wanda. 592 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:42,114 I can't believe you actually defended that thing. 593 00:23:42,115 --> 00:23:44,083 My eyes are still recovering from the sight. 594 00:23:44,084 --> 00:23:45,351 Come on. She's really nice. 595 00:23:48,221 --> 00:23:50,922 We need to talk. 596 00:23:53,525 --> 00:23:55,126 What on earth were you thinking, girl? 597 00:23:55,127 --> 00:23:56,838 This party is... whew. 598 00:23:56,828 --> 00:23:59,230 - There are no words. - I'm so, so sorry. 599 00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,265 I was just trying to take BlueBell to the next level. 600 00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:03,734 But instead I made it bad and wrong, and I'm pretty sure 601 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,370 one of the cater waiters flashed the minister, 602 00:24:05,371 --> 00:24:07,682 so I think I'm actually going to hell. 603 00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:09,772 - What should I do? - I don't, I don't know, Zoe. 604 00:24:09,773 --> 00:24:11,975 Uh, I gotta come up with a game plan for tomorrow. 605 00:24:11,976 --> 00:24:14,378 Look, maybe you should just consider this a life lesson 606 00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:15,745 and shut it down. 607 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,080 Shutting it down. Done and done. 608 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,348 That is the best idea ever. 609 00:24:18,349 --> 00:24:20,069 What was the best idea? 610 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,119 My idea. Where the party ends. 611 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,287 - Now. - What are you talking about? 612 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:25,687 - It's not even 10:00. - Gigi... 613 00:24:25,688 --> 00:24:27,423 the party didn't work. 614 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,025 Excuse me? 615 00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:30,993 This party totally works. 616 00:24:30,994 --> 00:24:32,594 It's these people who don't work. 617 00:24:32,581 --> 00:24:34,167 Gigi. 618 00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:35,764 Look, I'll have you know that these are the finest people 619 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,254 - this side of Alabama, now. - Oh, so we're grading on a curve? 620 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,002 I know you did not just say that. 621 00:24:40,003 --> 00:24:41,302 All right, you two, just stop, all right? Calm down. 622 00:24:41,303 --> 00:24:44,705 - My party is amazing. - I think you mean my party. 623 00:24:44,706 --> 00:24:46,974 I think you both mean my party. 624 00:24:46,975 --> 00:24:48,676 - Zoe. - What? 625 00:24:48,677 --> 00:24:50,978 - Shutting down. - Right now. 626 00:24:50,979 --> 00:24:53,314 You must be kidding me. 627 00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:54,815 You... 628 00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:05,459 What are you doing? 629 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,793 I need your help. 630 00:25:06,794 --> 00:25:08,429 I can't. I promised Lavon 631 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:09,829 that I would shut down this party. 632 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:11,998 What the hell are you doing? 633 00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:13,799 It's a medical emergency, Doc. 634 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,833 Lemon might've killed someone. 635 00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:45,167 See? This is what happens when you unleash Crazy Lemon. 636 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:46,836 Oh, my God, I'm going to prison, George. 637 00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:49,170 Do you know what they do to girls like me in prison? 638 00:25:49,171 --> 00:25:50,705 I do. 639 00:25:50,706 --> 00:25:53,808 Oh, shut up, Wade. This is all your fault in the first place. 640 00:25:53,809 --> 00:25:55,109 - Okay, let's just all try and calm down, here. - This is my fault? 641 00:25:55,110 --> 00:25:56,945 All I wanted to do was pants a dude at a party. 642 00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,847 Then suddenly, you're on board, and we're breaking and entering, 643 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,248 and, and murdering people. 644 00:26:02,351 --> 00:26:03,484 He's not dead. 645 00:26:03,485 --> 00:26:04,885 Thank goodness. 646 00:26:04,886 --> 00:26:06,086 He is, however, blue. 647 00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,155 That part was intentional. 648 00:26:08,156 --> 00:26:10,558 Yeah. Does he have a concussion? Anything like that? 649 00:26:10,559 --> 00:26:12,726 Just a gnarly bump on his head. 650 00:26:12,727 --> 00:26:14,628 But other than that, he's fine. 651 00:26:14,629 --> 00:26:17,631 Except that he is blue, and that is still problematic. 652 00:26:17,632 --> 00:26:20,700 That part, Dr. Hart, is frankly none of your business. 653 00:26:20,701 --> 00:26:23,803 I'm not the one who's asking. 654 00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:27,073 Then I saw myself in the mirror, and I was all... all... 655 00:26:27,074 --> 00:26:28,875 - Blue. - Blue. - Yeah. 656 00:26:28,876 --> 00:26:30,409 That was freaky. 657 00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,344 So I tried to rush out of there. 658 00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:34,380 Guess I must have slipped. 659 00:26:34,381 --> 00:26:36,415 Headfirst. Right through the shower curtain. 660 00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,416 Jimmy? Um... 661 00:26:38,417 --> 00:26:39,952 We can't apologize enough. 662 00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:42,220 All right? It was supposed to be a harmless little prank. 663 00:26:42,221 --> 00:26:44,547 After all the stuff you did to us in high school. 664 00:26:44,557 --> 00:26:48,126 - But obviously... - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 665 00:26:48,127 --> 00:26:49,461 I know you guys! 666 00:26:49,462 --> 00:26:52,730 Wade Kinsella and George Tucker. 667 00:26:52,731 --> 00:26:54,231 Man, I ain't even recognize y'all. 668 00:26:54,232 --> 00:26:56,067 Probably 'cause you weren't swirling our heads around 669 00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:57,468 - in a toilet bowl. - Shh. 670 00:26:57,469 --> 00:26:59,136 What? He started it. 671 00:26:59,137 --> 00:27:00,905 You guys are ridiculous. 672 00:27:00,906 --> 00:27:02,974 You could have caused some serious damage. 673 00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:04,675 I can call the sheriff for you. 674 00:27:04,676 --> 00:27:06,944 - I'd be happy to do so. - No, I get it now. 675 00:27:06,945 --> 00:27:10,914 This is payback for that heat rub thing, right? 676 00:27:10,915 --> 00:27:12,448 Huh? 677 00:27:13,618 --> 00:27:16,252 Nice! You boys come a long way! 678 00:27:17,354 --> 00:27:19,990 Look at.... You got me good. Boom! 679 00:27:19,991 --> 00:27:21,751 I'm blue! 680 00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:23,093 - Yep. You sure are. - I'm blue. 681 00:27:23,094 --> 00:27:24,027 Yeah. Blue's blue. 682 00:27:25,495 --> 00:27:28,299 All right, then. What say we all go over to Lavon's? 683 00:27:28,297 --> 00:27:29,865 - No! - No! 684 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:32,501 How could you even consider going to a party right now? 685 00:27:32,502 --> 00:27:34,870 I mean, how insensitive can you be? 686 00:27:34,871 --> 00:27:36,739 It doesn't matter anyway, because the party is over. 687 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,340 How do I know the party's over? 688 00:27:38,341 --> 00:27:40,442 Because I'm going back to end it right now. 689 00:27:45,948 --> 00:27:47,715 I'd go for some flapjacks. 690 00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:48,883 Yeah. 691 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,618 I could. I could. 692 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,791 I'm down. 693 00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,559 ♪ ♪ 694 00:28:06,034 --> 00:28:07,734 Where the hell did you go? 695 00:28:07,735 --> 00:28:08,869 I am so sorry. 696 00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,038 I was called to a medical emergency. 697 00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:12,505 Well, I don't need this right now. 698 00:28:12,506 --> 00:28:14,974 I got the, the coach on the phone upstairs. 699 00:28:14,975 --> 00:28:16,542 You were supposed to help me tonight, Zoe, 700 00:28:16,543 --> 00:28:18,243 not make things harder for me. 701 00:28:24,051 --> 00:28:27,820 Everybody out! 702 00:28:27,821 --> 00:28:29,921 Go! 703 00:28:29,922 --> 00:28:31,289 Good-bye. 704 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,757 Thanks for coming. 705 00:28:32,758 --> 00:28:35,160 Nice blue colors. 706 00:28:36,896 --> 00:28:38,329 This is the worst 707 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:40,464 homecoming party this town has ever seen, 708 00:28:40,465 --> 00:28:42,567 and the one in '92 was hit by a tornado. 709 00:28:42,568 --> 00:28:46,904 Well, I will just make sure that everybody remembers 710 00:28:46,905 --> 00:28:48,438 who hosted this travesty. 711 00:28:49,741 --> 00:28:52,109 Don't forget your party favor. 712 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:53,410 Where the hell is Gigi? 713 00:28:57,182 --> 00:28:58,248 Oh. 714 00:28:58,249 --> 00:28:59,783 Zoe. 715 00:28:59,784 --> 00:29:01,918 Hey. 716 00:29:01,919 --> 00:29:03,586 Good news! He's not gay! 717 00:29:18,263 --> 00:29:19,764 You get my messages last night? 718 00:29:22,568 --> 00:29:24,101 Lemon. 719 00:29:26,271 --> 00:29:28,573 All right, just so you know? 720 00:29:28,574 --> 00:29:31,242 I didn't come over because it felt like you want to be alone. 721 00:29:31,243 --> 00:29:34,544 It wasn't because I was more interested the flapjacks. 722 00:29:36,614 --> 00:29:39,148 Okay, fine. I really, really wanted flapjacks. 723 00:29:39,149 --> 00:29:40,384 But... 724 00:29:40,385 --> 00:29:43,186 I'm not mad at you, George. 725 00:29:43,187 --> 00:29:44,921 Are you sure? 'Cause you seem mad. 726 00:29:44,922 --> 00:29:46,623 I'm mad at myself. 727 00:29:46,624 --> 00:29:48,391 I shouldn't have gotten involved 728 00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:50,192 in that stupid prank in the first place. 729 00:29:50,193 --> 00:29:53,095 I knew it was a bad idea, and then... 730 00:29:53,096 --> 00:29:54,697 to have Zoe Hart, of all people, call me an idiot 731 00:29:54,698 --> 00:29:56,098 and have she be right. 732 00:29:56,099 --> 00:29:57,232 Zoe doesn't know anything about it. 733 00:29:57,233 --> 00:29:58,934 We were just having fun. 734 00:29:58,935 --> 00:30:01,504 But I don't want to have that kind of fun anymore, George. 735 00:30:01,505 --> 00:30:02,872 I'm over it. 736 00:30:02,873 --> 00:30:04,739 Now look, I just... 737 00:30:05,974 --> 00:30:08,042 I just thought you missed it. 738 00:30:08,043 --> 00:30:11,279 I mean, being a free spirit, and-and-and rebelling and all. 739 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,147 I just... 740 00:30:15,384 --> 00:30:17,018 You just seemed so much happier back then. 741 00:30:18,521 --> 00:30:20,821 Well, of course I was happy. 742 00:30:20,822 --> 00:30:22,790 I was 16 years old. 743 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:25,826 It's easy to be footloose and fancy-free when you have 744 00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:27,795 no responsibilities, but that does not mean 745 00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:30,030 that I'm not happy now. 746 00:30:30,031 --> 00:30:31,899 Listen, I like 747 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,568 clipping recipes and making dinners, 748 00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:36,736 and I'm excited about this new chapter in our lives. 749 00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:37,603 And so am I. 750 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,940 I just thought that... 751 00:30:40,941 --> 00:30:45,010 Listen, you just thought... that... 752 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:48,247 I could be everything, all the time, forever. 753 00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:52,317 I... can't be a wild child and a mature woman, 754 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:54,185 and I don't want to be. 755 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,322 I-I don't want to be reckless. 756 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,157 Believe me. 757 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:02,561 It never ends well. 758 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:22,112 What the hell is wrong with you? 759 00:31:22,113 --> 00:31:25,181 Is it 100% necessary to be yelling right now? 760 00:31:25,182 --> 00:31:26,649 You destroyed my friend's house, 761 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:27,917 and you abandoned your own party. 762 00:31:27,918 --> 00:31:29,418 I thought it was your party. 763 00:31:29,419 --> 00:31:30,753 Then you slept with my vet. 764 00:31:30,754 --> 00:31:32,421 I didn't mean to sleep with him. 765 00:31:32,422 --> 00:31:36,526 I was doing a little recon to confirm his sexual orientation... 766 00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:38,361 for your benefit, I might add... 767 00:31:38,362 --> 00:31:40,228 and things got a little out of control, 768 00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:41,663 which shouldn't be a big deal, 769 00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:44,600 considering you've never even been out with the guy. 770 00:31:44,601 --> 00:31:47,035 - You're acting like... - Like what? 771 00:31:47,036 --> 00:31:49,004 A morally stable individual, 772 00:31:49,005 --> 00:31:51,206 who knows the difference between right and wrong? 773 00:31:51,207 --> 00:31:53,074 Yeah. Super judgy. 774 00:31:53,075 --> 00:31:54,943 Like all those jerks who came over last night. 775 00:31:54,944 --> 00:31:57,144 Just because the people didn't like your party, 776 00:31:57,145 --> 00:31:58,813 doesn't make them jerks. 777 00:31:58,814 --> 00:32:01,348 Attacking someone for matching their sweater to their shoes, 778 00:32:01,349 --> 00:32:02,817 - on the other hand... - Oh, please. 779 00:32:02,818 --> 00:32:05,452 How is that any different from the time that you made fun of 780 00:32:05,453 --> 00:32:07,722 that girl for wearing rhinestone cowboy boots? 781 00:32:07,723 --> 00:32:09,557 What girl? What are you talking about? 782 00:32:09,558 --> 00:32:10,925 Last year. Angie's party at Tenjune. 783 00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:12,191 Don't act like you don't remember, 784 00:32:12,192 --> 00:32:13,960 because I can find it on YouTube.... 785 00:32:13,961 --> 00:32:15,896 Oh. Where's the bathroom? 786 00:32:20,034 --> 00:32:21,835 That's one classy lady right there. 787 00:32:23,437 --> 00:32:25,705 I don't know how to apologize to you. 788 00:32:26,974 --> 00:32:28,240 Ah, forget about it. 789 00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:29,808 I got bigger fish to fry right now. 790 00:32:29,809 --> 00:32:32,210 With my QB still sick, 791 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,579 may have to forfeit the game. 792 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,147 God. It's like 793 00:32:35,148 --> 00:32:36,982 a thousand degrees in here. 794 00:32:36,983 --> 00:32:38,617 Don't you people have A/C? 795 00:32:38,618 --> 00:32:40,285 What, do you have a cold or something? 796 00:32:40,286 --> 00:32:43,055 I think I'm just hungover. But it doesn't make any sense, 797 00:32:43,056 --> 00:32:45,690 considering I didn't even drink last night. 798 00:32:45,691 --> 00:32:46,991 What's going on there? 799 00:32:46,992 --> 00:32:48,660 I have no idea. 800 00:32:48,661 --> 00:32:51,963 Oh. It must be from the grass. 801 00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:53,998 What were you doing rolling around in the grass? 802 00:32:53,999 --> 00:32:55,934 Oh, my God. 803 00:32:55,935 --> 00:32:57,468 Did you have sex with the vet outside? 804 00:32:57,469 --> 00:32:58,736 What vet? 805 00:32:58,737 --> 00:32:59,937 What, you mean your vet? 806 00:32:59,938 --> 00:33:01,972 We started outside. 807 00:33:01,973 --> 00:33:04,775 Then we moved inside. It was a whole thing. 808 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,710 She slept with your vet? 809 00:33:06,711 --> 00:33:08,278 I can't believe I'm asking this, 810 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,047 but is it possible 811 00:33:10,048 --> 00:33:15,651 that you ingested some of the grass while you were...? 812 00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:17,820 Oh, yeah, I guess it's possible. 813 00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:21,256 I mean, position-wise... 814 00:33:21,257 --> 00:33:22,391 No, no, no, 815 00:33:22,392 --> 00:33:24,694 no. 816 00:33:24,695 --> 00:33:28,097 Lavon, the people who greened your lawn 817 00:33:28,098 --> 00:33:30,299 for the party, did they also green the field 818 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,533 for the big game? 819 00:33:31,534 --> 00:33:34,002 They sure did. That's where I got the idea. 820 00:33:36,205 --> 00:33:37,872 Organophosphate poisoning. 821 00:33:37,873 --> 00:33:40,408 The chemicals on the field are what made you sick. 822 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:43,111 General exposure won't cause you any harm, 823 00:33:43,112 --> 00:33:45,046 but you guys are quarterbacks, 824 00:33:45,047 --> 00:33:46,748 so you're probably always licking your fingers 825 00:33:46,749 --> 00:33:48,816 to get a better grip on the ball, right? 826 00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:50,550 Which means they've been basically eating the poison. 827 00:33:50,551 --> 00:33:52,285 Over and over again. 828 00:33:52,286 --> 00:33:54,722 I'm going to give you guys an atropine injection. 829 00:33:54,723 --> 00:33:57,591 - Should make you feel better. - Good enough to play tonight? 830 00:33:57,592 --> 00:34:00,227 It might take a few hours for the atropine to kick in, 831 00:34:00,228 --> 00:34:01,829 but you should be fine. 832 00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:03,163 Whoo! 833 00:34:03,164 --> 00:34:06,532 Lavon Hayes is back on track, baby! 834 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:16,408 Gigi? 835 00:34:40,065 --> 00:34:42,033 Come to wish me luck? 836 00:34:42,034 --> 00:34:44,469 How dare you tell me that you love me. 837 00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:46,371 - Excuse me? - We are not children, Lavon. 838 00:34:46,372 --> 00:34:50,775 We can't just go around saying everything that's on our mind, 839 00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:52,543 doing whatever we want, acting reckless. 840 00:34:52,544 --> 00:34:53,977 I was just being honest. 841 00:34:53,978 --> 00:34:55,312 Don't be honest. Be a grown-up. 842 00:34:55,313 --> 00:34:56,780 What constitutes being a grown-up 843 00:34:56,781 --> 00:34:58,782 - in your opinion? - It's easy. 844 00:34:58,783 --> 00:35:01,284 You keep your feelings inside. You control your urges. 845 00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:02,652 You do what's right even though it feels wrong. 846 00:35:02,653 --> 00:35:04,420 So you admit that it feels wrong. 847 00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:06,656 I am not getting sucked down this rabbit hole with you, Lavon. 848 00:35:06,657 --> 00:35:09,292 Just promise me you're gonna stop acting crazy, okay? 849 00:35:09,293 --> 00:35:11,061 No more outbursts. Just promise me, Lavon. 850 00:35:12,205 --> 00:35:13,451 Promise me. 851 00:35:15,899 --> 00:35:19,034 We can keep our feelings inside as long as you want to. 852 00:35:21,738 --> 00:35:24,206 Doesn't mean they don't exist. 853 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:58,134 I still can't believe 854 00:35:58,135 --> 00:36:00,002 you dyed your skin our school colors. 855 00:36:00,003 --> 00:36:01,804 I mean, talk about team spirit. 856 00:36:01,805 --> 00:36:03,604 Oh, yeah, that's right. 857 00:36:13,850 --> 00:36:15,583 There you are. 858 00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:18,453 I was too sick to go home. 859 00:36:18,454 --> 00:36:19,954 But don't worry, I've checked 860 00:36:19,955 --> 00:36:22,389 into the Whippoorwill Blossom Bed and Breakfast. 861 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:24,791 The owner has six cats... 862 00:36:25,861 --> 00:36:28,495 which as you know I'm allergic to. 863 00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,764 So, now I'm nauseas, green and sneezing. 864 00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:33,500 Atropine. Should help with your stomach problem, 865 00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:36,302 although you're going to have to find another solution for the cats. 866 00:36:36,303 --> 00:36:38,238 Is this hysterical to you? 867 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,074 No. You just remind me of me when I first got here. 868 00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:43,176 But now you love BlueBell, right? 869 00:36:43,177 --> 00:36:45,578 You want to marry it and have its little redneck babies. 870 00:36:45,579 --> 00:36:47,113 I wouldn't say that, 871 00:36:47,114 --> 00:36:48,982 but I definitely don't hate it as much as I used to. 872 00:36:48,983 --> 00:36:51,183 I guess I've changed, 873 00:36:51,184 --> 00:36:53,385 which is why this whole thing isn't completely your fault. 874 00:36:53,386 --> 00:36:54,719 Do you think? 875 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,388 You were right. 876 00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:58,456 I used to love going out with you. 877 00:36:58,457 --> 00:37:00,792 Getting dressed up, the trendy food, 878 00:37:00,793 --> 00:37:03,628 the occasional mocking of the fashion challenged individuals. 879 00:37:03,629 --> 00:37:05,898 It was the best. 880 00:37:05,899 --> 00:37:08,065 But, I don't know, last night it just didn't... 881 00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:09,600 it didn't feel like me anymore. 882 00:37:09,601 --> 00:37:11,835 You defended a fanny pack. 883 00:37:11,836 --> 00:37:13,637 I know. That was weird. 884 00:37:13,638 --> 00:37:17,808 The truth is, I don't... I don't think I fit in here, 885 00:37:17,809 --> 00:37:22,179 but I'm not sure that I fit in New York anymore either. 886 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,880 I'm kind of nowhere at the moment, 887 00:37:23,881 --> 00:37:26,449 which is really scary, but not your fault. 888 00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:29,685 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 889 00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:31,754 All is forgiven, my little ladybug. 890 00:37:34,425 --> 00:37:36,159 And I'm sorry I slept with your vet. 891 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,528 That's really not okay. 892 00:37:39,529 --> 00:37:41,897 But I forgive you, too. 893 00:37:41,898 --> 00:37:44,967 Thanks for these. 894 00:37:44,968 --> 00:37:47,970 I'm going to check out, collect my complimentary needlepoint 895 00:37:47,971 --> 00:37:49,838 and get on the next flight 896 00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:51,273 back to New York. 897 00:37:51,274 --> 00:37:53,842 Call me when you come back home. 898 00:38:05,387 --> 00:38:07,488 You gonna bring your pom-poms tonight? 899 00:38:07,489 --> 00:38:11,891 Well, got to show my school spirit, George. 900 00:38:11,892 --> 00:38:13,526 After all, I was head cheerleader. 901 00:38:13,527 --> 00:38:15,862 Oh, you don't have to remind me of that. 902 00:38:15,863 --> 00:38:18,298 First time I saw you in that lile outfit, 903 00:38:18,299 --> 00:38:20,000 I knew I had to marry you. 904 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:21,568 You were always a sucker for a short skirt. 905 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,539 Look, I want you to know that you... 906 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,675 you don't have to be everything for me. 907 00:38:32,212 --> 00:38:35,214 We don't need to talk about it anymore. 908 00:38:35,215 --> 00:38:38,684 I may not ever be good enough to deserve you, George Tucker, 909 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:42,721 but I'm going to spend my life trying. 910 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:45,323 That's a promise. 911 00:38:55,634 --> 00:39:01,705 Hey, you, uh, going to the game? 912 00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:04,008 I can't. I've got some stuff I have to do. 913 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,976 Besides, I'm pretty wiped out. 914 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:07,777 Must have been some party. 915 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,746 Did, uh, 916 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:12,716 Judson show up? 917 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:15,284 He did. 918 00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:18,054 Y'all hook up? 919 00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:22,222 What? It's just a question. 920 00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:24,793 Not that it's any of your business, but no, we did not. 921 00:39:24,794 --> 00:39:26,829 I don't think Judson and I were meant to be. 922 00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:29,999 Well, it's probably for the best. 923 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,333 I always thought that guy was gay. 924 00:39:45,081 --> 00:39:46,981 Hello? 925 00:39:53,721 --> 00:39:56,557 What... Is all this for me? 926 00:39:56,558 --> 00:39:58,392 I thought you could invite some friends over 927 00:39:58,393 --> 00:40:00,394 to celebrate the big win. 928 00:40:00,395 --> 00:40:02,329 Congratulations, by the way. 929 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:05,798 Thank you. Thank you very much. 930 00:40:05,799 --> 00:40:07,300 Oh. 931 00:40:07,301 --> 00:40:10,136 Is that crab dip? 932 00:40:10,137 --> 00:40:12,355 I bought extra. It is a crowd pleaser, 933 00:40:12,339 --> 00:40:14,840 - after all. - You didn't have to do all this. 934 00:40:14,841 --> 00:40:17,444 I know, but I wanted to. 935 00:40:17,445 --> 00:40:20,412 You are a good friend, Lavon. 936 00:40:20,413 --> 00:40:22,013 You're probably my best friend 937 00:40:22,014 --> 00:40:23,815 in the whole world at the moment. No pressure. 938 00:40:26,252 --> 00:40:29,854 Well, as long as I don't have to go shoe shopping, 939 00:40:29,855 --> 00:40:32,591 that's fine with me. 940 00:40:32,592 --> 00:40:35,293 Wow. 941 00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:36,660 Hey. 942 00:40:36,661 --> 00:40:38,762 - Hmm? - Do you have any more 943 00:40:38,763 --> 00:40:42,032 of those Zabar's garlic toasty thingamajigs, would you? 944 00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:45,203 I'm sure I do. Why? 945 00:40:45,204 --> 00:40:48,473 Oh... Now imagine how good they would taste with my crab dip. 946 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:51,841 - Ah, yeah! - Ah, yeah! 947 00:40:53,844 --> 00:40:55,011 Oh... 948 00:40:56,214 --> 00:40:58,515 - Mmm. - That is good. 949 00:40:58,516 --> 00:41:00,483 - That's pretty good. - That's quite tasty right there. 950 00:41:00,484 --> 00:41:02,784 You gotta try some of the crab dip that you love so much. 951 00:41:02,785 --> 00:41:04,186 I think so. Should we go green, or what? 952 00:41:04,187 --> 00:41:05,954 Wait, let me see if I can get this up there. 953 00:41:05,955 --> 00:41:07,556 Here we go. 954 00:41:07,557 --> 00:41:09,791 Oh! Passed to the fridge. 955 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:11,360 - Oh! - Oh! 956 00:41:11,361 --> 00:41:13,132 Yeah! 957 00:41:13,133 --> 00:41:16,633 sync by Elderfel, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com